Jenna Jameson - We're LIVE from MGM Grand Garden Arena - Las
Vegas, NV for WCW Thursday Thunder. The event has been sold out for weeks. And boy can I
see why, we've got 36 top card matches for tonight!!
Casper, and Hardcore
Vs
Brothers Of The Darkside
Mark Turner - This next match is a an Extreme Match!...
Mark Turner - Introducing first, coming down the aisle, at at weight of over 4 hundred pounds! The team of Casper, and Hardcore!!
[They climb into the ring]
Mark Turner - And their opponents, the team of Brothers Of The Darkside!
[They move down to the ring]
Jessie Wild - Looks like Casper is going to start this match against Crimson Beast Kane.
[Ding, Ding, Ding]
Neil Headman - Knee to the stomach sends Crimson Beast Kane to the mat! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - Does it hurt? Then it's good!
Jessie Wild - Crimson Beast Kane makes the tag, Undertaker is coming in.
Neil Headman - Undertaker goes spinning as Casper connects with a german uppercut! Tie up... snap suplex by Casper. Nicely executed move.
Jenna Jameson - My GOD look at the blood in the ring!! Caspers face is being slammed over and over by Undertaker
Jessie Wild - That could cave in his face!! Currently this match is all Undertaker!
Neil Headman - Undertaker driving a knee into the spinal area of Caspers back!! Undertaker repeatedly slamming Caspers down! He could break his nose!! Leg drop across the throat of Casper! Undertaker is moving back to his feet
Jenna Jameson - Hardcore wants in the ring and Casper tags him in.
Jessie Wild - Hardcore is going out of the ring and getting a chair!
Neil Headman - OHHH Undertaker took a solid head shot! Hardcore stomping the face of Undertaker into the mat!! Hardcore levels Undertaker with a chair!
Jenna Jameson - Now he's working the knee with the chair!! Hardcore is choking Undertaker with the middle ring rope!! Undertaker is ROCKED with a big elbow!
Jessie Wild - Hardcore comes down across the back of Undertaker with a double axe handle!! Undertaker just can't make it to his feet! Undertaker climbing back to his feet, Hardcore moves in... Vertical Suplex!
Neil Headman - Hardcore has a chair driving it into the leg of Undertaker,
Jenna Jameson - he's trying for some permenate damage!! Hardcore is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Jessie Wild - Undertaker Got out of it! He's lucky! Hardcore is pumeling Undertaker on the ground!! That's insane!! Hardcore is putting a chair around Undertakers head. He's jumping on Undertaker's trapped head!! Undertaker is giving up!!
[Hardcore won the match in 12 minutes and 38 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Haaardcoooreee
Ginuwine
Vs
Mystik
Mark Turner - This next match is a "I QUIT" match...
Mark Turner - Coming to the ring at this time, [Same Ol G Begins...][the crowd erupts!! The whole place is on their feet]coming from Los Angeles Ca, standing 6'0", weighing 195, Lets hear it for Giiinuuuwiiineee!!!
[Ginuwine makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Give Me The World starts to play The crowd is on they're feet for Mystik. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Hialeah Fl, Introducing Mystiiik!!! [The chants over power the announcement]
[Mystik walks to the ring.]
[The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]
Jessie Wild - Mystik has some kind of object he's grinding into Ginuwines face! Mystik levels Ginuwine with a foot to the face. Ginuwine moving to his feet. Mystik kicks him back down! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - No. Mystik pulling Ginuwine back to his feet. Ginuwine is trying an to get back offensive.
Jenna Jameson - He's charging at Mystik and Mystik sends him down with a hip toss!
Jessie Wild - Ginuwine hops back to his feet. Ginuwine is on the attack with a series of knife edge chops. Welts are forming on Mystik's chest! Ginuwine with a snapmare take down! What an awesome match!!!!
Neil Headman - Good call! Ginuwine has a chair driving it into the leg of Mystik,
Jenna Jameson - he's trying for some permenate damage!! Ginuwine lifting Mystik into position for something. He devastated the neck of Mystik with a Tombstone type piledriver.
Jessie Wild - Ginuwine is draping Mystik over the bottom ring rope. Choking him out on it!!
Neil Headman - If Mystik gives up Ginuwine could win the match like that! Ginuwine's going for a boston crab.
Jenna Jameson - He's not gonna get it on Mystik is to quick! Good moves by Ginuwine. Ginuwine is pumeling Mystik on the ground!! That's insane!!
Jessie Wild - Mystik hops back to his feet. Closed fists to the face of Ginuwine! Those are devastating!!! Ginuwine is removing a turnbuckle pad. Mystik attacks from behind. Slamming his head into the bare steel!!
Neil Headman - Ginuwine hops back to his feet. Ginuwine and Mystik are going to lock up. Ginuwine has the advantage. Ginuwine has him up in a vertical suplex!
Jenna Jameson - Mystik was up there for quite a while! Mystiks head is being beaten to a pulp with some kind of spiked object!
Jessie Wild - Ginuwine is ruthless!! Ginuwine with the hair of Mystik.
Neil Headman - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - Does it hurt? Then it's good! We're not seeing much offense from Mystik.
Jessie Wild - Mystik hops back to his feet. A dazed Ginuwine is trying for something, but I'm not sure what. Mystik Has some brass knuckles he's picked up from somewhere.
Neil Headman - He's bloodied Ginuwines face pretty good with it. This match is anything goes!! Mystik comes down across the back of Ginuwine with a double axe handle!! Ginuwine just can't make it to his feet! Ginuwine is ROCKED with a big elbow!
Jenna Jameson - Mystik is applying a chair to the ankle of Ginuwine! Off the top on to the chair!!
Jessie Wild - That will about do it for that ankle. Mystik dives on to Ginuwine and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Ginuwine!
Neil Headman - What an incredible series of punches!! Boston Crab applied by Mystik
Jenna Jameson - Ginuwine has endured too much. He's giving up. [Billy Dunn He Quit Ring the Bell!!] Yes Ginuwine has said, "I QUIT" What a match!!
[Mystik won the match in 15 minutes and 48 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Mystiiik
Warrior
Vs
Wyte Rice
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - [Warriors Theme starts to play "Warrior" chants start in the crowd. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Parts Unknown, Waaarriiiooor!!! [The chants over power the announcement]
[Warrior makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Give Me The World starts to play The crowd is on they're feet for Wyte Rice. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Hialeah Fl, the WCW Cruiserweight Champion and Introducing Wyteee Riiiceee!!! [The chants over power the announcement]
[Wyte Rice walks to the ring.]
Jessie Wild - Warrior is taking over from the start.
Repeated chops to the chest by Warrior, down goes Wyte Rice. [Ding, Ding, Ding]
Neil Headman - Wyte Rice sure could use some help now. Warrior's going for a boston crab.
Jenna Jameson - He's not gonna get it on Wyte Rice is to quick! Quick cover by Warrior Wyte Rice kicks out before the one count! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jessie Wild?
Jessie Wild - Does it hurt? Then it's good! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - No.
Jenna Jameson - What an awesome match!!!!
Jessie Wild - Good call! Boston crab being applied by Warrior ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Neil Headman - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Wyte Rice got out of that at the last second! Warrior out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Wyte Rice went down quick! Warrior with the hair of Wyte Rice.
Jenna Jameson - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Pinning combination by Warrior ...1 ...2 ... Wyte Rice grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Good moves by Warrior.
Jessie Wild - Warrior with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Wyte Rice is ROCKED with a big elbow! Wyte Rice is stumbling.
Neil Headman - Wyte Rice hops back to his feet. Tie up... snap suplex by Wyte Rice. Nicely executed move. Wyte Rice with repeated boots to the knee of Warrior. Working the leg! A huge boot to the face sends Warrior off his feet!
Jenna Jameson - Oh what is this? Wyte Rice was just leveled by something.. it's it's
Jessie Wild - It was Da Don!!! He came from under the ring or something.
Neil Headman - Billy Dunn is calling for the bell. We've got a disqualification.
[Wyte Rice won the match in 21 minutes and 48 seconds via Disqualification.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner as result of a disqualification... Wyteee Riiiceee
Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!
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Hardcore
Vs
Undertaker
Mark Turner - This next match is a a First Blood Match...
Mark Turner - [Hardcore steps out of the entrance area, the pyro goes off, the crowd is going insane!! ] Coming down the aisle, weighing 220 pounds, from Hialeah Fl, Haaardcoooreee!!!!!!!!!!!
[Hardcore makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, Coming down the aisle, weighing 325 pounds, [Fans cheer as Undertaker walks out] Undeeertaaakeeer!!!
[Undertaker walks to the ring.]
Jessie Wild - Undertaker is taking over from the start.
Undertaker charging at Hardcore.
Neil Headman - Hardcore's with a back body drop, NO Undertaker reverses into a Piledriver!! [Ding, Ding, Ding]
Jenna Jameson - Undertaker is on the attack with a series of knife edge chops. Welts are forming on Hardcore's chest! Undertaker scoops him up fall away slam!!! Undertaker's going for a boston crab.
Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on Hardcore is to quick! This match is insane! Undertaker picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face!
Neil Headman - Undertaker is on top of Hardcore biting his forehead!! My God! Undertaker is draping Hardcore over the bottom ring rope. Choking him out on it!! Powerbomb onto a chair by Undertaker!!
Jenna Jameson - Undertaker is pumeling Hardcore on the ground!! That's insane!! Undertaker is laying a chair out in the ring! Pulling Hardcore into position. PILEDRIVER onto the steel chair!! Undertaker comes down across the back of Hardcore with a double axe handle!! Hardcore just can't make it to his feet! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jessie Wild?
Jessie Wild - No. Boston crab being applied by Undertaker ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Neil Headman - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Hardcore got out of that at the last second!
Jenna Jameson - Undertaker levels Hardcore with a chair!
Jessie Wild - Now he's working the knee with the chair!! Undertaker sends Hardcore over the top into the gaurd rail! Hardcore really hit his head on that one!
Neil Headman - Any blood? Undertaker is pulling him back in! One things for sure folks, someone is going to bleed.
Jenna Jameson - And it isn't going to be me!! Hardcore needs to try for a comeback! Hardcore is ROCKED with a big elbow! Undertaker has a chair driving it into the leg of Hardcore,
Jessie Wild - he's trying for some permenate damage!!
Neil Headman - Hardcore hops back to his feet. Kick to the gut knocks Undertaker out of balance. Hardcore follows up with a running knee lift to take him down!!
Jenna Jameson - Undertaker climbing back to his feet, Hardcore moves in... Vertical Suplex! This match is all about one thing. BLOOD! Hardcore is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Jessie Wild - Undertaker Got out of it! He's lucky! Undertaker is stumbling. Who will lose Neil Headman? I'd say Undertaker from the looks of things now. Hardcore is choking Undertaker with the middle ring rope!!
Neil Headman - Hardcore is applying a chair to the ankle of Undertaker! Off the top on to the chair!!
Jenna Jameson - That will about do it for that ankle. This match is insane! Hardcore pulled a blade out of his tights and slashed Undertakers arm! Ring the bell!! Billy Dunn is calling for the bell!
[Hardcore won the match in 13 minutes and 9 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Haaardcoooreee
Loudspeaker: Are You Ready?
HBK: Come on! Let's make some noise!
Buff: Hey HBK! I love each and everyomne of you people in..... in bumblef...
Berringer: Buff, you can't swear!
Buff: Well where the heck are we?!? Oh hell, i love all of you, except you! You could use
a lift of some sort.
HBK: You guys heard Buff. Show some respect to the city!
( All of DX Cranes over and moons the crowd, including Miss Elizabeth, where cheers erupt
in her favor.)
Disciple: was that for me?!?
HBK: Yes Disciple, it was all for you, and they want to see it again! But you can't do
that. So just go drink more of your beer.
Buff: HBK? Why are we here?
HBK: Well Buff, that question has been asked by many philosophers... and no one can seem
to answer it, but tonight! I will find the answer and I will sit by ringside reading all
the books I can until I find the answer. I got a better idea. Berringer, how about you do
that for me?
Berringer: Why me? Why not Buff?
Buff: Because i'm more important. I've held a belt.
Berringer: Oh.
HBK: So Berringer Get cracking!
* Berringer sits down by ringside picking up his first book as DX leaves without him*
Brothers Of The Darkside
Vs
Hardcore, and Wyte Rice
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - Introducing first, headed to the ring is 655 pounds of flesh and muscle, the team of Brothers Of The Darkside!!
[They climb into the ring]
Mark Turner - And their opponents, the team of Hardcore, and Wyte Rice!
[They move down to the ring]
Jessie Wild - Looks like Undertaker is going to start this match against Wyte Rice.
[The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]
Neil Headman - Wyte Rice picks him up tilt-o-whirl slam!! Down goes Undertaker. Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Undertaker makes it out.
Jenna Jameson - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Undertaker is ROCKED with a big elbow! Wyte Rice pulling Undertaker back to his feet. Knee to the stomach sends Undertaker to the mat! Undertaker is out cold!
Jessie Wild - Undertaker hops back to his feet. Knee lift by Undertaker takes Wyte Rice to the ground. Undertaker with the hair of Wyte Rice.
Neil Headman - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Undertaker with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Jenna Jameson - That had to be two and seven eights!!
Jessie Wild - We've got a tag by Undertaker which brings Crimson Beast Kane into the match.
Neil Headman - Wyte Rice needs to try for a comeback! Cover by Crimson Beast Kane ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Wyte Rice has his foot on the ropes! Wyte Rice climbing back to his feet, Crimson Beast Kane moves in... Vertical Suplex! Crimson Beast Kane picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Crimson Beast Kane comes down across the back of Wyte Rice with a double axe handle!! Wyte Rice just can't make it to his feet!
Jenna Jameson - Cover by Crimson Beast Kane ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Wyte Rice. Wyte Rice sure could use some help now. Pinning combination by Crimson Beast Kane ...1 ...2 ... Wyte Rice grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Wyte Rice is stumbling. Crimson Beast Kane's going for a boston crab.
Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on Wyte Rice is to quick! We're not seeing much offense from Wyte Rice.
Neil Headman - Hardcore wants in the ring and Wyte Rice tags him in.
Jenna Jameson - Hardcore picks him up tilt-o-whirl Back Breaker!!! Quick cover by Hardcore Crimson Beast Kane kicks out before the one count! Crimson Beast Kane moving to his feet. Hardcore kicks him back down! Hardcore is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Jessie Wild - Crimson Beast Kane Got out of it! He's lucky! Figure four attempt by Hardcore. Crimson Beast Kane kicks him off quick.
Neil Headman - That could have been the end of Crimson Beast Kane!
Jenna Jameson - Hardcore pulling Crimson Beast Kane back to his feet. Kick to the gut knocks Crimson Beast Kane out of balance. Hardcore follows up with a running knee lift to take him down!! Crimson Beast Kane moving back to his feet Hardcore scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Crimson Beast Kane is ROCKED with a big elbow! Good moves by Hardcore.
Jessie Wild - Crimson Beast Kane hops back to his feet. Set up for a neckbreaker, Crimson Beast Kane pulls it off and drops Hardcore like yesterdays newspaper! Crimson Beast Kane rolls him over into a boston crab.
Neil Headman - Hardcore is tapping out in no time flat!!
[Brothers Of The Darkside won the match in 15 minutes and 27 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Broootheeers Of Theee Daaarksiiideee
Ginuwine
Vs
The Giant
Mark Turner - This next match is a a Barbwire Cage Match...
Mark Turner - [Same Ol G plays throughout the arena] On his way down the Aisle from Los Angeles Ca, weighing 195 He is Giiinuuuwiiineee!!!
[Ginuwine makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, Coming to the ring at this time, [Wolfpac Music Begins...][Boos cover up the announcement]coming from Las Vegas Nv, standing 7'0", weighing 355, The Giant.
[The Giant walks to the ring.]
[Ding, Ding, Ding]
Jessie Wild - Kick to the stomach by The Giant sends Ginuwine down! The Giant picks him up tilt-o-whirl Back Breaker!!! Ginuwine sure could use some help now. This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - No.
Jenna Jameson - Boston crab being applied by The Giant ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Jessie Wild - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Ginuwine got out of that at the last second! Ginuwine is stumbling.
Neil Headman - Ginuwine hops back to his feet. Ginuwine picks him up tilt-o-whirl Back Breaker!!! The Giant moving to his feet. Ginuwine kicks him back down! The Giant is stumbling. The Giant is out cold! Boston crab being applied by Ginuwine ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Jenna Jameson - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! The Giant got out of that at the last second!
Jessie Wild - The Giant lunging toward Ginuwine and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by The Giant!! Lock up... The Giant with an armdrag takedown. The Giant measuring him up elbow smash! Ginuwine taking an onslaught of punishment! The Giant is pounding away at his entire body! The Giant Stomping away at the chest of Ginuwine! The Giant spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Ginuwine
Neil Headman - Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - Well The Giant just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say The Giant. The Giant drops a knee on lower leg of Ginuwine!
Jessie Wild - Currently this match is all Ginuwine! Ginuwine is moving back to his feet This match may be too dangerous. This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - No. The Giant sure could use some help now. Ginuwine out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! The Giant went down quick!
Jenna Jameson - The Giant is drenched in blood!! Both men are covered in blood this is insane!! What an awesome match!!!!
Jessie Wild - Good call! You need to understand this cage is made of barbed wire!! The Giant is out cold. We've got a winner!!
[Ginuwine won the match in 14 minutes and 50 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Giiinuuuwiiineee
"Where My Dawgs At" begins to play as Hardcore walks to the ring,(he asks for the mic). Yo, yo, yo, wuz up. I have some business to take care of, first of all this goes to the M.O.B. ya'll where my first family and i appreciate it, but, i have to go out on my own and start my own crew. Because basically i'm not a follwer i'm a leader. No hard feellings. Now the second hand of business, let me introduce the crowd to "The Tru Tank Dawgs," first is my dawg Wyte Rice, then Saturn,K-Dogg,and last but not least Mystik, we go way back. Ladies & Gentlemen i introduce to u "The Tru Tank Dawgs" (the crowd erupts). This is the "genesis" of the Tru Tank Dawgs. The Tru Tank Dawgs r declaring an all out war on the Darkside. In the words of Goldberg, ur next Darkside. (as Where My Dawgs At, starts to play the crowd erupts and the new stable, Tru Tank Dawgs leave the ring).
HBK
Vs
Mystik
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - [Sexy Boy starts to play "HBK" chants start in the crowd. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from San Antonio Tx, HBK!!! [The chants over power the announcement]
[HBK makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Give Me The World plays throughout the arena] On his way down the Aisle from Hialeah Fl, weighing 224 He is Mystiiik!!!
[Mystik walks to the ring.]
[Ring, Ring, Ring]
Jessie Wild - Mystik sends HBK into the ropes and follows in with a clothsline! Cover by Mystik ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by HBK. Mystik with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Mystik with the hair of HBK.
Neil Headman - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!!
Jenna Jameson - HBK moving to his feet. Mystik kicks him back down! HBK is out cold!
Jessie Wild - Brett Clark is headed down the aisle with a chair. OH he nails Mystik with the chair!
Neil Headman - Brett Clark is out of here as quick as he came!
Jenna Jameson - He already did the damage!
Jessie Wild - HBK is moving back to his feet Mystik needs to try for a comeback! What an awesome match!!!!
Neil Headman - Good call! HBK lifting Mystik into position for something. He devastated the neck of Mystik with a Tombstone type piledriver.
Jessie Wild - Cover by HBK ...1 ...2 ...3
[HBK won the match in 5 minutes and 15 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... HBK
Hardcore
Vs
Casper
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - This match is for the WCW Can-Am Champion [Where My Dawgs At starts to play "Hardcore" chants start in the crowd. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Hialeah Fl, Haaardcoooreee!!! [The chants over power the announcement]
[Hardcore makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Casper steps out of the entrance area, the pyro goes off, the crowd is going insane!! ] Coming down the aisle, weighing 230 pounds, he is the WCW Can-Am Champion , from Manhattan Ny, Caaaspeeer!!!!!!!!!!!
[Casper walks to the ring.]
[The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]
Jessie Wild - Tie up... snap suplex by Casper. Nicely executed move. Casper driving a knee into the spinal area of Hardcores back!!
Neil Headman - Hardcore repeatedly slamming Caspers down! He could break his nose!! Hardcore measuring him up elbow smash! Atomic Drop by Hardcore send Casper to the ground! Hardcore is moving back to his feet We're not seeing much offense from Casper.
Jenna Jameson - Hardcore comes down across the back of Casper with a double axe handle!! Casper just can't make it to his feet! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jessie Wild?
Jessie Wild - No. Casper is stumbling. Hardcore pulling Casper back to his feet. Hardcore slamming the head of Casper into the turnbuckle!! [Crowd ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4] Casper climbing back to his feet, Hardcore moves in... Vertical Suplex!
Neil Headman - Hardcore out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Casper went down quick! Hardcore is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Jenna Jameson - Casper Got out of it! He's lucky! Hardcore's going for a boston crab.
Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on Casper is to quick! Hardcore dives on to Casper and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Casper!
Neil Headman - What an incredible series of punches!!
Jenna Jameson - Oh what is this? Hardcore was just leveled by something.. it's it's
Jessie Wild - It was Joe Savage!!! He came from under the ring or something.
Neil Headman - Billy Dunn is calling for the bell. We've got a disqualification.
[Hardcore won the match in 9 minutes and 0 seconds via Disqualification.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner as result of a disqualification... Haaardcoooreee
Mystik
Vs
Doom
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - This match is for the WCW KOTR Champion [Give Me The World plays throughout the arena] On his way down the Aisle from Hialeah Fl, weighing 224 He is Mystiiik!!!
[Mystik makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Give Me The World starts to play A sign reads "Doom will lose!"] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Miami Fl, the WCW KOTR Champion and WCW European Champion Introducing Doom.
[Doom walks to the ring.]
[The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]
Jessie Wild - Mystik with a snapmare take down! Cover by Mystik ...1 ...2 ... 3 Billy Dunn is calling for the bell. What the hell is going on here?
[Mystik won the match in minutes and 22 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... and Neeeeww WCW KOTR Champion and Mystiiik
Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!
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Casper, and Hardcore
Vs
Peacock, and Propane
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - Introducing first, coming down the aisle, at at weight of over 4 hundred pounds! The team of Casper, and Hardcore!!
[They climb into the ring]
Mark Turner - And their opponents, coming down the aisle, Peacock, and Propane, they weigh in at over 600 pounds!!
[They move down to the ring]
Jessie Wild - Looks like Casper is going to start this match against Propane.
Neil Headman - Casper is taking over from the start.
Casper applys a standing bear hug, lifts Propane up and drops him down!!
Jenna Jameson - Sort of a version of the Atomic Drop! [Ring, Ring, Ring]
Jessie Wild - We're not seeing much offense from Propane. This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - No. Casper with the hair of Propane.
Jenna Jameson - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Pinning combination by Casper ...1 ...2 ... Propane grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there!
Jessie Wild - Propane tags in Peacock.
Neil Headman - Peacock sends Casper into the ropes and follows in with a clothsline! Peacock with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Jenna Jameson - That had to be two and seven eights!! What an awesome match!!!!
Jessie Wild - Good call! Cover by Peacock ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Casper.
Neil Headman - Propane tagged in by Peacock.
Jenna Jameson - Propane is moving back to his feet Good moves by Propane. Propane out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Casper went down quick! Casper is stumbling. Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Casper makes it out.
Jessie Wild - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Propane comes down across the back of Casper with a double axe handle!! Casper just can't make it to his feet!
Neil Headman - Hardcore wants in the ring and Casper tags him in.
Jenna Jameson - Propane picks him up tilt-o-whirl slam!! Down goes Hardcore. Propane picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Hardcore is ROCKED with a big elbow!
Jessie Wild - Hardcore hops back to his feet. Repeated chops to the chest by Hardcore, down goes Propane. Hardcore lifting Propane into position for something. He devastated the neck of Propane with a Tombstone type piledriver.
Neil Headman - We've got a tag by Propane which brings Peacock into the match.
Jenna Jameson - Peacock picks him up and dumps Hardcore on his head! Quick cover by Peacock Hardcore kicks out before the one count!
Jessie Wild - Hardcore hops back to his feet. Peacock is dazed! Hardcore is on the attack with a series of knife edge chops. Welts are forming on Peacock's chest! PowerbombHardcore goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3
[Hardcore won the match in 17 minutes and 2 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Haaardcoooreee
Neil: Well here we are while Berringer is still sitting here looking for the meaning of
life in all of these books...and hey it's the Incredible Hulk.
Hulk: Berringer. Tough luck you have to sit there reading all those books. I guess you
could be called a book worm now. HAHA
Neil: I don't think he should be getting that close to Berringer...OH!! He just got
clubbed over the head with Berringer's book of practical meanings. Here comes Disciple and
Studd. Wow, I don't think Hulk has recieved a beating like this in ages. Tornado
power....wait a second combo tornado power driver brick breaker, I have not a clue how he
survived that. Studd is now picking him up. Heart Breaker!!! These guys are almost evil.
Berringer: No one will get in my way of finding the meaning of life!
Gravedigga
Vs
Doom
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - This is for the WCW European Title Coming to the ring at this time, [Constant Elevation Begins...][the crowd erupts!! The whole place is on their feet]coming from Miami Fl, standing 5'10", weighing 225, coming to the ring with Idialis, Lets hear it for Graaaveeediiiggaaa!!!
[Gravedigga makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Give Me The World starts to play A sign reads "Doom will lose!"] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Miami Fl, Introducing the WCW European Champion Doom.
[Doom walks to the ring.]
[The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]
Jessie Wild - Gravedigga picks him up and dumps Doom on his head! Gravedigga with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Cover by Gravedigga ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Doom has his foot on the ropes! Good moves by Gravedigga. Gravedigga dives on to Doom and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Doom!
Neil Headman - What an incredible series of punches!!
Jenna Jameson - This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jessie Wild?
Jessie Wild - No. Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Doom makes it out.
Neil Headman - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts.
Jenna Jameson - Someone is walking down to the ring . . . It is a masked man what is he doing here?? Doom sees him and the masked man nails him with some kind of object.
Jessie Wild - The masked man is running to the back!
Neil Headman - Gravedigga pulling Doom back to his feet. They tie up... We've got a struggle for power... Gravedigga comes out on top with a reverse neck breaker. Doom moving to his feet. Gravedigga kicks him back down! Doom is ROCKED with a big elbow! Gravedigga picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Gravedigga lifting Doom into position for something. He devastated the neck of Doom with a Tombstone type piledriver.
Jessie Wild - Gravedigga's going for a boston crab.
Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on Doom is to quick! Doom is stumbling. Figure four attempt by Gravedigga. Doom kicks him off quick.
Jenna Jameson - That could have been the end of Doom! Doom is out cold! Quick cover by Gravedigga Doom kicks out before the one count! Gravedigga with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Jessie Wild - That had to be two and seven eights!!
Neil Headman - Gravedigga with the hair of Doom.
Jenna Jameson - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! What an awesome match!!!!
Jessie Wild - Good call!
Neil Headman - Gravedigga pulling Doom back to his feet. Lock up... Doom going for a suplex... Gravedigga blocks it... Doom trys again... Block and Gravedigga with a suplex of his own!! Boston crab being applied by Gravedigga ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Jenna Jameson - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Doom got out of that at the last second! Doom moving back to his feet Gravedigga scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Gravedigga comes down across the back of Doom with a double axe handle!! Doom just can't make it to his feet! Gravedigga with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!!
Jessie Wild - Doom sure could use some help now. Good moves by Gravedigga. Gravedigga pulling Doom back to his feet. Huge Bulldog by Gravedigga may have broken some of Dooms teeth!
Neil Headman - Doom climbing back to his feet, Gravedigga moves in... Vertical Suplex! Pinning combination by Gravedigga ...1 ...2 ... Doom grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Gravedigga is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Jenna Jameson - Doom Got out of it! He's lucky! Gravedigga dives on to Doom and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Doom!
Jessie Wild - What an incredible series of punches!! Death TrapDoom is tapping out, he just couldn't take it anymore! Billy Dunn is calling for the bell!
[Gravedigga won the match in 16 minutes and 39 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Graaaveeediiiggaaa
Taz
Vs
Wyte Rice
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - This match is for the WCW Cruiserweight Champion [Taz's Theme starts to play The crowd is on they're feet for Taz. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Brooklyn, Introducing Taaaz!!! [The chants over power the announcement]
[Taz makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Give Me The World plays throughout the arena] On his way down the Aisle from Hialeah Fl, weighing 205 The WCW Cruiserweight Champion . He is Wyteee Riiiceee!!!
[Wyte Rice walks to the ring.]
Wyte Rice: Yo Taz this match that ur going to have against me will be ur last shot at this title, unless i lose it down the line.
Jessie Wild - Wyte Rice is taking over from the start.
Kick to the gut knocks Taz out of balance. Wyte Rice follows up with a running knee lift to take him down!! [Ring, Ring, Ring]
Neil Headman - Wyte Rice with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Jenna Jameson - That had to be two and seven eights!! Taz moving to his feet. Wyte Rice kicks him back down! Taz moving back to his feet Wyte Rice scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Wyte Rice pulling Taz back to his feet.
Jessie Wild - Test of strength, Taz has a slight advantage .... Wyte Rice coming back ... Wyte Rice scoops him up POWER SLAMMM!! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - Does it hurt? Then it's good! What an awesome match!!!!
Jenna Jameson - Good call! Wyte Rice lifting Taz into position for something. He devastated the neck of Taz with a Tombstone type piledriver. Cover by Wyte Rice ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Taz. Wyte Rice with the hair of Taz.
Jessie Wild - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!!
Neil Headman - Someone is walking down to the ring . . . It is 2 masked men what are they doing here?? Taz sees them and they are headed for Taz, the crowd erupts here comes Brett Clark running down the aisle with a chair. He nails both masked men.
Jenna Jameson - The masked men are running to the back! Brett Clark is giving chase!
Jessie Wild - Good moves by Wyte Rice. Wyte Rice dives on to Taz and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Taz!
Neil Headman - What an incredible series of punches!! Quick cover by Wyte Rice Taz kicks out before the one count! Wyte Rice picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Cover by Wyte Rice ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Taz has his foot on the ropes! Taz is stumbling.
Jenna Jameson - Taz hops back to his feet. They're punching it out, Wyte Rice with a left... right... left ... another! Block by Taz counters with a right of his own! Down goes Wyte Rice! Pinning combination by Taz ...1 ...2 ... Wyte Rice grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there!
Jessie Wild - Wyte Rice hops back to his feet. Chop to the kidney area by Wyte Rice stuns Taz. Wyte Rice with a snapmare take down!
Neil Headman - Taz hops back to his feet. Taz sends him stumbling with a thunderous blow to the head!! Taz and Wyte Rice are going to lock up. Taz has the advantage. Taz has him up in a vertical suplex!
Jenna Jameson - Wyte Rice was up there for quite a while!
Jessie Wild - Taz out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Wyte Rice went down quick! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Wyte Rice moving to his feet. Taz kicks him back down! Boston crab being applied by Taz ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Jenna Jameson - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Wyte Rice got out of that at the last second! What an awesome match!!!!
Jessie Wild - Good call! Taz with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!!
Neil Headman - Taz with the hair of Wyte Rice.
Jenna Jameson - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Wyte Rice is ROCKED with a big elbow! Taz is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Jessie Wild - Wyte Rice Got out of it! He's lucky! Roll up by Taz pins Wyte Rices shoulders to the mat.
Neil Headman - He could have him right now! Billy Dunn ...ONE ...TWO ...THREE!!!
[Taz won the match in 11 minutes and 11 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... and Neeeeww WCW Cruiserweight Champion and one half of the WCW World Tag Team Champions Taaaz
Fiend
Vs
Casper
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - This match is for the WCW Can-Am Champion [Give Me The World starts to play The crowd is on they're feet for Fiend. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from New Orleans, Introducing Fiiieeend!!! [The chants over power the announcement]
[Fiend makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Give me The World starts to play "Casper" chants start in the crowd. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Manhattan Ny, WCW Can-Am Champion ! [The chants over power the announcement]
[Casper walks to the ring.]
[Ring, Ring, Ring]
Jessie Wild - A dazed Casper is trying for something, but I'm not sure what. They're punching it out, Casper with a left... right... left ... another! Block by Fiend counters with a right of his own! Down goes Casper! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Fiend lifting Casper into position for something. He devastated the neck of Casper with a Tombstone type piledriver.
Jenna Jameson - Casper moving to his feet. Fiend kicks him back down! Cover by Fiend ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Casper has his foot on the ropes! Fiend pulling Casper back to his feet. Fiend picks him up tilt-o-whirl slam!! Down goes Casper.
Jessie Wild - Casper hops back to his feet. Huge Bulldog by Casper may have broken some of Fiends teeth! Fiend is ROCKED with a big elbow! Fiend needs to try for a comeback! Casper with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Neil Headman - That had to be two and seven eights!! Cover by Casper ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Fiend.
Jenna Jameson - We're not seeing much offense from Fiend. Fiend sure could use some help now.
Jessie Wild - Casper with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Boston crab being applied by Casper ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Neil Headman - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Fiend got out of that at the last second! Fiend moving back to his feet Casper scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Fiend is stumbling.
Jenna Jameson - Fiend hops back to his feet. So Jessie Wild what do you think about Fiend?
Jessie Wild - Oh me? I hate him.
Neil Headman - Well thanks for your input. Fiend picks him up tilt-o-whirl Back Breaker!!! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Casper makes it out.
Jenna Jameson - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Fiend with the hair of Casper.
Jessie Wild - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!!
Neil Headman - Casper hops back to his feet. Test of strength, Fiend has a slight advantage .... Casper coming back ... Casper scoops him up POWER SLAMMM!! Casper lifting Fiend into position for something. He devastated the neck of Fiend with a Tombstone type piledriver. Roll up by Casper pins Fiends shoulders to the mat.
Jenna Jameson - He could have him right now! Billy Dunn ...ONE ...TWO ...THREE!!!
[Casper won the match in 11 minutes and 55 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Caaaspeeer
Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!
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The Rock
Vs
The Cannibal
Mark Turner - This next match is a a Steel Cage match...
Mark Turner - This match is for the WCW International Championship [The Rock's Theme plays throughout the arena] On his way down the Aisle from The Phillapines, weighing 275 He is Theee Rooock!!!
[The Rock makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Eat It starts to play] Coming down the Aisle, from parts unknown, weighing in at 250 pounds, He stands 6'0", he is the WCW International Champion!, Theee Caaanniiibaaal!!!!
[The Cannibal walks to the ring.]
[Ding, Ding, Ding]
Jessie Wild - Kick to the stomach by The Rock sends The Cannibal down! The Cannibal goes spinning as The Rock connects with a german uppercut! The Rock connects with a chop to the chest of The Cannibal.
Neil Headman - Scoop Slam by The Rock The Cannibal is down! The Rock starts climbing..Oh! he got to the middle and got superplexed! The Rock hops back to his feet. Huge Bulldog by The Rock may have broken some of The Cannibals teeth! Boston crab being applied by The Rock ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Jenna Jameson - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! The Cannibal got out of that at the last second! Man what a match! The Rock powerslams The Cannibal he starts to climb the cage but The Cannibal pulls him down!
Jessie Wild - The Rock may be out..The Cannibal going for the escape door..He can do it! Hes halfway out Oh! The CannibalKicked him a few times! They are fighting in the middle of the ring! The Cannibal is down! The Rock is going for the door... hes almost out! Oh! The Cannibal grabbed him and pulled him into an ankle lock! The Rock hops back to his feet. Man what a match! Oh! A low blow desperation move by The Cannibal Now The Cannibal is punching The Rock! right left right left! He wont stop! Look at the battle! Figure four attempt by The Rock. The Cannibal kicks him off quick.
Neil Headman - That could have been the end of The Cannibal! Good moves by The Rock.
Jenna Jameson - The Cannibal hops back to his feet. The Cannibal picks him up tilt-o-whirl Back Breaker!!! The Cannibal piledrives The Rock He starts climbing...Hes almost at the top...Oh! The Rock superplexed him off! The Cannibal hops back to his feet. Test of strength, The Rock has a slight advantage .... The Cannibal coming back ... The Cannibal scoops him up POWER SLAMMM!!
Jessie Wild - The Rock hops back to his feet. The Rock is almost out the door..OH! Good Gawd! The Cannibal slammed the door against his head!!! The Rock hops back to his feet.
Neil Headman - DDT by The Rock on The Cannibal!!! The Rock is at the top of the cage..Hes starting down..Oh! He hit his b*lls against the cage just as The Cannibal shook the cage! The Cannibal just superplexed The Rock off the cage!!! The Rock hops back to his feet.
Jenna Jameson - Theres nothing lie a good old fashioned cage match! Yes it may be old but its exciting! The Cannibal takes The Rock off his feet with a drop kick to the chin! Oh! The Rock may be out thanks to a DDT by The Cannibal The Cannibal climbs the cage...hes at the top..hes almost down..The Cannibal has escaped the cage! The Cannibal wins!!!
[The Cannibal won the match in 9 minutes and 21 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Theee Caaanniiibaaal
Casper
Vs
Peacock
Mark Turner - This next match is a a Casket Match...
Mark Turner - [Give me The World starts to play] Coming down the Aisle, from Manhattan Ny, weighing in at 230 pounds, He stands 6'3", he is the WCW Can-Am Champion !, Caaaspeeer!!!!
[Casper makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Peacock steps out of the entrance area, the pyro goes off, the crowd is going insane!! ] Coming down the aisle, weighing 350 pounds, from Burlington Wi, Peeeaaacooock!!!!!!!!!!!
[Peacock walks to the ring.]
[The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]
Jessie Wild - Casper applys a standing bear hug, lifts Peacock up and drops him down!!
Neil Headman - Sort of a version of the Atomic Drop! Casper comes down across the back of Peacock with a double axe handle!! Peacock just can't make it to his feet! Boston crab being applied by Casper ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Jenna Jameson - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Peacock got out of that at the last second! Peacock moving to his feet. Casper kicks him back down!
Jessie Wild - Peacock hops back to his feet. Peacock puts Casper in the casket! Oh! Casper got out just before Peacock could reach the lid! Peacock scoops slams Casper and boy did he hit hard!! What an awesome match!!!!
Neil Headman - Good call!
Jenna Jameson - Casper hops back to his feet. Casper scoops him up fall away slam!!! Peacock is stumbling.
Jessie Wild - Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Peacock moving back to his feet Casper scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Casper is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Jenna Jameson - Peacock Got out of it! He's lucky!
Jessie Wild - Peacock hops back to his feet. Chop to the kidney area by Peacock stuns Casper.
Neil Headman - Casper hits Peacock with a Monkey Wrench Casper dives on to Peacock and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Peacock!
Jenna Jameson - What an incredible series of punches!! Casper lifting Peacock into position for something. He devastated the neck of Peacock with a Tombstone type piledriver. Casper picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Peacock sure could use some help now.
Jessie Wild - Figure four attempt by Casper. Peacock kicks him off quick.
Neil Headman - That could have been the end of Peacock! Peacock needs to try for a comeback! Casper with the hair of Peacock.
Jenna Jameson - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Peacock is out cold! Casper puts him in the casket! Oh! Casper closed the lid!!! Casper wins!!!
[Casper won the match in 12 minutes and 32 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Caaaspeeer
Loudspeaker: Are you ready?
* The DX crew enters ringside while the crowd goes nuts.*
HBK: HEY HOW'S EVERYBODY IN....... Buff where are we?
Buff: Idunno!
HBK: How's everybody doin'? *Crowd erupts* Yeah that's what I thought. Who's ready to have
a DX-Raided evening?!? Damn Right!!!! I just got a couple of things to say that actually
make sense to say.... First, who the hell is this guy using MY Sweet Chin Music? I intend
to fight that in court! Make no mistake of that!
Buff: HBK? Can I yell a little?
Berringer: Me Too???
Studd: Yeah me also?
Disciple: Me three?
*Disciple gets slapped upside the head by Buff. Disciple then starts counting out three
and then four.*
HBK: Yeah, but only if it has meaning.
*all members back down except Buff.*
Buff: Dn...damn I feel stupid saying that. Neel, you got a lot of nerve calling me a
pompous bastard! I refuse to be called pompous! You also said I avoided you in other feds?
Davy... you avioded me. I know now you feel inadequate. Just like your sister...... Oh I
guess you don't want people knowing about her do you?
HBK: What about his sister?
Berringer: Yeah?
Studd: Does she live up to her name?
Buff: I can't say, all I can say is she is one to Neel and......
Crowd: SUCK IT!!!!!!!!!!!
Crimson Beast Kane
Vs
Saturn
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - [Kanes Theme starts to play The crowd is on they're feet for Crimson Beast Kane. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Parts Unknown, Introducing Criiimsooon Beeeaaast Kaaaneee!!! [The chants over power the announcement]
[Crimson Beast Kane makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, Coming to the ring at this time, [Where my Dogs At Begins...][Boos cover up the announcement]coming from Detroit Mi, standing 5'11", weighing 200, Saturn.
[Saturn walks to the ring.]
Jessie Wild - Crimson Beast Kane is taking over from the start.
Saturn goes spinning as Crimson Beast Kane connects with a german uppercut! [Ring, Ring, Ring]
Neil Headman - Crimson Beast Kane attacking with a set of jabs to the chest, Saturn tries for some of his own and Crimson Beast Kane blocks and applys a standing armbar!
Jenna Jameson - Saturn isn't going to give up to that! Crimson Beast Kane sends Saturn to the ropes, catches him with a knee to the stomach! Down goes Saturn. Saturn sure could use some help now. Quick cover by Crimson Beast Kane Saturn kicks out before the one count! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jessie Wild?
Jessie Wild - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Crimson Beast Kane lifting Saturn into position for something. He devastated the neck of Saturn with a Tombstone type piledriver.
Neil Headman - Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Saturn makes it out.
Jenna Jameson - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Saturn needs to try for a comeback! Crimson Beast Kane is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Jessie Wild - Saturn Got out of it! He's lucky!
Neil Headman - Saturn is stumbling. Cover by Crimson Beast Kane ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Saturn. What an awesome match!!!!
Jenna Jameson - Good call!
Jessie Wild - Crimson Beast Kane is trying to pull Saturn back to his feet. Saturn with an eye gouge!! Down goes Crimson Beast Kane! Crimson Beast Kane climbing back to his feet, Saturn moves in... Vertical Suplex! Saturn is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Neil Headman - Crimson Beast Kane Got out of it! He's lucky!
Jenna Jameson - Crimson Beast Kane hops back to his feet. Crimson Beast Kane picks him up tilt-o-whirl Back Breaker!!! Pinning combination by Crimson Beast Kane ...1 ...2 ... Saturn grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there!
Jessie Wild - Crimson Beast Kane's going for a boston crab.
Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on Saturn is to quick! Saturn is ROCKED with a big elbow! Crimson Beast Kane pulling Saturn back to his feet.
Jenna Jameson - Lockup, Oh Saturn with a cheap shot. Down goes Crimson Beast Kane. Repeated chops to the chest by Saturn, down goes Crimson Beast Kane. Saturn picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Cover by Saturn ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Crimson Beast Kane has his foot on the ropes! Death Valley DriverSaturn goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3
[Saturn won the match in 14 minutes and 50 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Saaatuuurn
Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!
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K-Dogg
Vs
Peacock
Mark Turner - This next match is a a Barbwire Cage Match...
Mark Turner - [Get At Me Dawg starts to play] Coming down the Aisle, from Mexico, weighing in at 210 pounds, He stands 6'0", K-Dooogg!!!!
[K-Dogg makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, [One plays throughout the arena] On his way down the Aisle from Burlington Wi, weighing 350 He is Peeeaaacooock!!!
[Peacock walks to the ring.]
[Ding, Ding, Ding]
Jessie Wild - Peacock charges in with a shoulder, which takes K-Dogg off his feet. Both men are covered in blood this is insane!! Peacock with the hair of K-Dogg.
Neil Headman - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Figure four attempt by Peacock. K-Dogg kicks him off quick.
Jenna Jameson - That could have been the end of K-Dogg! Folks this Cage is constructed completely of BARBWIRE!! Peacock comes down across the back of K-Dogg with a double axe handle!! K-Dogg just can't make it to his feet!
Jessie Wild - Good moves by Peacock. K-Dogg needs to try for a comeback! There's puddles of blood all over the mat I have no Idea how they'll clean it up. We're not seeing much offense from K-Dogg. Boston crab being applied by Peacock ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Neil Headman - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! K-Dogg got out of that at the last second! Peacock's going for a boston crab.
Jenna Jameson - He's not gonna get it on K-Dogg is to quick!
Jessie Wild - This is the most violent thing I've ever seen in my life!! Peacock out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! K-Dogg went down quick!
Neil Headman - K-Dogg hops back to his feet. Tie up... snap suplex by K-Dogg. Nicely executed move. K-Dogg measuring him up elbow smash!
Jenna Jameson - K-Dogg spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Peacock
Jessie Wild - Well K-Dogg just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say K-Dogg. K-Dogg driving a knee into the spinal area of Peacocks back!!
Neil Headman - Peacock taking an onslaught of punishment! K-Dogg is pounding away at his entire body! K-Dogg repeatedly slamming Peacocks down! He could break his nose!! K-Dogg is moving back to his feet K-Dogg with the hair of Peacock.
Jenna Jameson - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! K-Dogg is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Jessie Wild - Peacock Got out of it! He's lucky!
Neil Headman - Peacock hops back to his feet. K-Dogg is loosing blood fast!! K-Dogg is stumbling.. he falls down scrapping his face across the cage!
Jenna Jameson - He isn't getting up!! Peacock has won!!
[Peacock won the match in 10 minutes and 14 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Peeeaaacooock
Buff
Vs
Eric Riley
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - [Vicious and Delicious plays throughout the arena] On his way down the Aisle from Marietta Ga, weighing 246 He is Buuuff!!!
[Buff makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, Coming down the aisle, Accompanied by Lucious Lisa, weighing 300 pounds, [Fans cheer as Eric Riley walks out] Eriiic Riiileeey!!!
[Eric Riley walks to the ring.]
[The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]
Jessie Wild - Eric Riley is dazed! Kick to the stomach by Buff sends Eric Riley down!
Neil Headman - Eric Riley hops back to his feet. Eric Riley applys a headlock and bulldogs Buff to the ground! Currently this match is all Eric Riley! Leg drop across the throat of Buff! Eric Riley Stomping away at the chest of Buff! Eric Riley drops a knee on lower leg of Buff!
Jenna Jameson - Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Jessie Wild?
Jessie Wild - Well Eric Riley just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Eric Riley. Atomic Drop by Eric Riley send Buff to the ground! Eric Riley driving a knee into the spinal area of Buffs back!! Lock up... Eric Riley with an armdrag takedown.
Neil Headman - Eric Riley with repeated boots to the knee of Buff. Working the leg! A huge boot to the face sends Buff off his feet! Eric Riley measuring him up elbow smash! Buff taking an onslaught of punishment! Eric Riley is pounding away at his entire body! Buffs face is being slammed over and over by Eric Riley
Jenna Jameson - That could cave in his face!!
Jessie Wild - Buff repeatedly slamming Eric Rileys down! He could break his nose!! Buff spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Eric Riley
Neil Headman - That could cave in his face!! Buff is moving back to his feet
Jenna Jameson - Pinning combination by Buff ...1 ...2 ... Eric Riley grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jessie Wild?
Jessie Wild - No. Eric Riley needs to try for a comeback! Cover by Buff ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Eric Riley has his foot on the ropes! Quick cover by Buff Eric Riley kicks out before the one count! Eric Riley sure could use some help now.
Neil Headman - Buff dives on to Eric Riley and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Eric Riley!
Jenna Jameson - What an incredible series of punches!! Buff pulling Eric Riley back to his feet. Diving forearm sends Eric Riley to the mat!! Atomic Drop by Buff send Eric Riley to the ground! Buff BlockbusterBuff goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3
[Buff won the match in 11 minutes and 51 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Buuuff
Degenerate Disciple
Vs
The Giant
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - [Degenerate Disciple steps out of the entrance area, the crowd boos, a fan holds a "Degenerate Disciple will lose!!" sign in front of the camera] Coming down the aisle, weighing 265 pounds, from Branson Missouri, the man you love to hate, Deeegeeeneeeraaateee Diiisciiipleee!!!!!!!!!!!
[Degenerate Disciple makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, Coming to the ring at this time, [Wolfpac Music Begins...][Boos cover up the announcement]coming from Las Vegas Nv, standing 7'0", weighing 355, The Giant.
[The Giant walks to the ring.]
Jessie Wild - Degenerate Disciple is taking over from the start.
Lock up... The Giant going for a suplex... Degenerate Disciple blocks it... The Giant trys again... Block and Degenerate Disciple with a suplex of his own!! [Ring, Ring, Ring]
Neil Headman - Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - Does it hurt? Then it's good! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jessie Wild?
Jessie Wild - No. The Giant moving to his feet. Degenerate Disciple kicks him back down! The Giant sure could use some help now. Degenerate Disciple's going for a boston crab.
Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on The Giant is to quick! We're not seeing much offense from The Giant.
Jenna Jameson - Degenerate Disciple is trying to pull The Giant back to his feet. The Giant with an eye gouge!! Down goes Degenerate Disciple! The Giant with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Degenerate Disciple is out cold! The Giant lifting Degenerate Disciple into position for something. He devastated the neck of Degenerate Disciple with a Tombstone type piledriver.
Jessie Wild - Degenerate Disciple hops back to his feet. The Giant is dazed! Degenerate Disciple picks him up tilt-o-whirl Back Breaker!!! Degenerate Disciple picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Quick cover by Degenerate Disciple The Giant kicks out before the one count! Degenerate Disciple with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Neil Headman - That had to be two and seven eights!!
Jenna Jameson - The Giant lunging toward Degenerate Disciple and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by The Giant!! The Giant Stomping away at the chest of Degenerate Disciple! Leg drop across the throat of Degenerate Disciple!
Jessie Wild - The Giant driving a knee into the spinal area of Degenerate Disciples back!! The Giant repeatedly slamming Degenerate Disciples down! He could break his nose!! The Giant spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Degenerate Disciple
Neil Headman - Degenerate Disciple with repeated boots to the knee of The Giant. Working the leg! The Giant taking an onslaught of punishment! Degenerate Disciple is pounding away at his entire body! A huge boot to the face sends The Giant off his feet! Degenerate Disciple measuring him up elbow smash! Currently this match is all Degenerate Disciple!
Jenna Jameson - The Giant is moving back to his feet The Giant out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Degenerate Disciple went down quick! The Giant is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Jessie Wild - Degenerate Disciple Got out of it! He's lucky! The Giant is all over Degenerate Disciple! He's choking him out!! Degenerate Disciple won't be able to take that for long! ChokeslamDegenerate Disciple is tapping out, he just couldn't take it anymore! Billy Dunn is calling for the bell!
[The Giant won the match in 13 minutes and 22 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Theee Giiiaaant
Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!
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Fang
Vs
The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - [California Luv starts to play The crowd is on they're feet for Fang. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Long Beach Ca, Introducing Faaang!!! [The chants over power the announcement]
[Fang makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, [D-Generation X starts to play] Coming down the Aisle, from Atlanta Ga, weighing in at 220 pounds, He stands 6'3", accompanied to the ring by Miss Elizabeth, Theee Heeeaaartbreeeaaakeeer Riiicky Stuuudd!!!!
[The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd walks to the ring.]
[Ding, Ding, Ding]
Jessie Wild - Diving forearm sends The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd to the mat!! Fang repeatedly slamming The Heartbreaker Ricky Studds down! He could break his nose!! The Heartbreaker Ricky Studds face is being slammed over and over by Fang
Neil Headman - That could cave in his face!! Fang measuring him up elbow smash! The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd taking an onslaught of punishment! Fang is pounding away at his entire body!
Jenna Jameson - Leg drop across the throat of The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd! Fang is moving back to his feet What an awesome match!!!!
Jessie Wild - Good call! Figure four attempt by Fang. The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd kicks him off quick.
Neil Headman - That could have been the end of The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd! Cover by Fang ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd has his foot on the ropes!
Jenna Jameson - Cover by Fang ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd. Fang dives on to The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd!
Jessie Wild - What an incredible series of punches!! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd makes it out.
Neil Headman - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd climbing back to his feet, Fang moves in... Vertical Suplex! Boston crab being applied by Fang ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Jenna Jameson - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd got out of that at the last second! Pinning combination by Fang ...1 ...2 ... The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there!
Jessie Wild - Fang picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Fang is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Neil Headman - The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd Got out of it! He's lucky! Fang with the hair of The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd.
Jenna Jameson - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Good moves by Fang. We're not seeing much offense from The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd. Fang with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!!
Jessie Wild - The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd hops back to his feet. Chop to the kidney area by The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd stuns Fang. Fang is trying an to get back offensive.
Neil Headman - He's charging at The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd and The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd sends him down with a hip toss!
Jenna Jameson - This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jessie Wild?
Jessie Wild - No. Fang moving back to his feet The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Fang moving to his feet. The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd kicks him back down! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - Does it hurt? Then it's good!
Jenna Jameson - Fang hops back to his feet. A kick to the face takes The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd off his feet. Fang with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Jessie Wild - That had to be two and seven eights!! Roll up by Fang pins The Heartbreaker Ricky Studds shoulders to the mat.
Neil Headman - He could have him right now! Billy Dunn ...ONE ...TWO ...THREE!!!
[Fang won the match in 17 minutes and 16 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Faaang
8 Man Tag Match
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner -This is for the WCW Stable Title Introducing first, coming down the aisle, Tru Trunk Dawgs, they weigh in at over 800 pounds!!
[They climb into the ring]
Mark Turner - And their opponents, currently headed to the ring, at a total combined weight of 1075, the team of The Truth Commission!!
[They move down to the ring]
Jessie Wild - Looks like Mystik is going to start this match against The Assassin.
[Ring, Ring, Ring]
Neil Headman - Kick to the gut knocks Mystik out of balance. The Assassin follows up with a running knee lift to take him down!! Good moves by The Assassin. Mystik sure could use some help now. The Assassin is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Jenna Jameson - Mystik Got out of it! He's lucky! Mystik climbing back to his feet, The Assassin moves in... Vertical Suplex! Mystik needs to try for a comeback!
Jessie Wild - Hardcore wants in the ring and Mystik tags him in.
Neil Headman - Hardcore with a snapmare take down! Cover by Hardcore ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes The Assassin has his foot on the ropes! The Assassin moving to his feet. Hardcore kicks him back down! Hardcore pulling The Assassin back to his feet. Chop to the kidney area by Hardcore stuns The Assassin. Hardcore sends him stumbling with a thunderous blow to the head!!
Jenna Jameson - We've got a tag by The Assassin which brings Steve Austin into the match.
Jessie Wild - They tie up... We've got a struggle for power... Hardcore comes out on top with a reverse neck breaker. Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Steve Austin makes it out.
Neil Headman - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Hardcore pulling Steve Austin back to his feet. A dazed Steve Austin is trying for something, but I'm not sure what.
Jenna Jameson - Steve Austin charging Hardcore ... clothesli NO! Hardcore counters with a backdrop at the last second!! Hardcore is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Jessie Wild - Steve Austin Got out of it! He's lucky! Hardcore with the hair of Steve Austin.
Neil Headman - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! What an awesome match!!!!
Jenna Jameson - Good call!
Jessie Wild - Steve Austin makes the tag, The Assassin is coming in.
Neil Headman - Knee to the stomach sends Hardcore to the mat! The Assassin's going for a boston crab.
Jenna Jameson - He's not gonna get it on Hardcore is to quick! What an awesome match!!!!
Jessie Wild - Good call! Good moves by The Assassin. Hardcore moving back to his feet The Assassin scoops him up and slams him to the ground!!
Neil Headman - Pinning combination by The Assassin ...1 ...2 ... Hardcore grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Hardcore needs to try for a comeback! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jessie Wild?
Jessie Wild - No.
Neil Headman - Hardcore moving to his feet. The Assassin kicks him back down! The Assassin with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Jenna Jameson - That had to be two and seven eights!! The Assassin comes down across the back of Hardcore with a double axe handle!! Hardcore just can't make it to his feet! The Assassin just pulled something out of his trunks.
Jessie Wild - I don't think Billy Dunn saw him. He just nailled Hardcore with it.
Neil Headman - Hardcore fell out to the floor! Billy Dunn ..1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9...10!!!
[The Truth Commission won the match in 9 minutes and 43 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Theee Truuuth Cooommiiissiiiooon
Abel, and Kane
Vs
Perfection
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - Introducing first, weighing in at over 4 hundred pounds, the team consisting of Abel, and Kane!!!
[They climb into the ring]
Mark Turner - And their opponents, the team of Perfection!
[They move down to the ring]
Jessie Wild - Looks like Kane is going to start this match against Paragon.
[The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]
Neil Headman - Paragon slamming the head of Kane into the turnbuckle!! [Crowd ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4] Paragon out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Kane went down quick! Paragon is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Jenna Jameson - Kane Got out of it! He's lucky! Kane is stumbling.
Jessie Wild - Kane hops back to his feet. Kane picks him up and dumps Paragon on his head! Quick cover by Kane Paragon kicks out before the one count! Kane with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Paragon is stumbling. Good moves by Kane.
Neil Headman - Paragon hops back to his feet. Kane taunting Paragon a bit. OHHHHH Paragon with a big scoop slam!! What's Kane gonna say to that? Paragon's going for a boston crab.
Jenna Jameson - He's not gonna get it on Kane is to quick!
Jessie Wild - Tag by Paragon brings Chris Jerhico into the match.
Neil Headman - Kane sure could use some help now. This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - No. Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Kane makes it out.
Jessie Wild - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts.
Neil Headman - Kane goes back to his corner and tags in Abel.
Jenna Jameson - Abel sends Chris Jerhico into the ropes and follows in with a clothsline! Abel with the hair of Chris Jerhico.
Jessie Wild - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Chris Jerhico makes it out.
Neil Headman - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts.
Jenna Jameson - We've got a tag by Chris Jerhico which brings Paragon into the match.
Jessie Wild - Paragon now stalking behind Abel rake to the back!!
Neil Headman - Look at the pain on Abels face! Paragon sends Abel into the ropes and follows in with a clothsline! Paragon with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!!
Jenna Jameson - Paragon stomping the face of Abel. There's no need for that! Figure four attempt by Paragon. Abel kicks him off quick.
Jessie Wild - That could have been the end of Abel! Abel is stumbling. Abel climbing back to his feet, Paragon moves in... Vertical Suplex! Paragon hooks a boston crab
Neil Headman - Can he turn him over???
Jenna Jameson - YESS!! Now will Abel tap out?? Billy Dunn is asking him, and He does!! Billy Dunn is calling for the bell.
[Perfection won the match in 13 minutes and 32 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Peeerfeeectiiiooon
Road Warriors
Vs
504 Boyz
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - This is for the WCW Can-Am Tag Titles Introducing first, weighing in at over 5 hundred pounds, the team consisting of Road Warriors!!!
[They climb into the ring]
Mark Turner - And their opponents, at a total combined weight of 432, the WCW Can-Am Tag Team Champions the team of 504 Boyz!!
[They move down to the ring]
Jessie Wild - Looks like Eric Riley is going to start this match against Mystikal.
[The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]
Neil Headman - Mystikal goes spinning as Eric Riley connects with a german uppercut! A kick to the face takes Mystikal off his feet. Mystikal moving to his feet. Eric Riley kicks him back down! Mystikal is stumbling. Eric Riley comes down across the back of Mystikal with a double axe handle!! Mystikal just can't make it to his feet! Boston crab being applied by Eric Riley ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Jenna Jameson - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Mystikal got out of that at the last second!
Jessie Wild - Mystikal hops back to his feet. Mystikal picks him up tilt-o-whirl Back Breaker!!! Quick cover by Mystikal Eric Riley kicks out before the one count! Figure four attempt by Mystikal. Eric Riley kicks him off quick.
Neil Headman - That could have been the end of Eric Riley!
Jenna Jameson - Cover by Mystikal ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Eric Riley has his foot on the ropes! Eric Riley moving back to his feet Mystikal scoops him up and slams him to the ground!!
Jessie Wild - We've got a tag by Eric Riley which brings Mad Max into the match.
Neil Headman - Knee to the stomach sends Mystikal to the mat! Mystikal is ROCKED with a big elbow!
Jenna Jameson - Mad Max with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Mystikal makes it out.
Jessie Wild - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts.
Neil Headman - Mystikal hops back to his feet. Test of strength, Mad Max has a slight advantage .... Mystikal coming back ... Mystikal scoops him up POWER SLAMMM!! Cover by Mystikal ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Mad Max. Good moves by Mystikal. This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - No.
Jessie Wild - Tag by Mystikal brings Silk into the match.
Neil Headman - Silk out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Mad Max went down quick! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Silk with the hair of Mad Max.
Jessie Wild - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! The ShockerMad Max is tapping out, he just couldn't take it anymore! Billy Dunn is calling for the bell!
[504 Boyz won the match in 13 minutes and 42 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... 504 Boooyz
Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!
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Steve Austin
Vs
Wyte Rice
Mark Turner - This next match is a a Body Bag Match...
Mark Turner - [Iron Man starts to play A sign reads "Steve Austin will lose!"] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Victoria Tx, Followed to the ring by The Commadant, Introducing Steve Austin.
[Steve Austin makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Give Me The World starts to play] Coming down the Aisle, from Hialeah Fl, weighing in at 205 pounds, He stands 6'3", Wyteee Riiiceee!!!!
[Wyte Rice walks to the ring.]
[Ring, Ring, Ring]
Jessie Wild - Kick to the stomach by Wyte Rice sends Bad Ass down! Wyte Rice levels Bad Ass with a foot to the face. Bad Ass is out cold! Wyte Rice with the hair of Steve Austin.
Neil Headman - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Wyte Rice lifting Steve Austin into position for something. He devastated the neck of Steve Austin with a Tombstone type piledriver.
Jenna Jameson - We're not seeing much offense from Steve Austin. Wyte Rice is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Jessie Wild - Steve Austin Got out of it! He's lucky! Wyte Rice dives on to Bad Ass and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Steve Austin!
Neil Headman - What an incredible series of punches!! Steve Austin moving to his feet. Wyte Rice kicks him back down!
Jenna Jameson - Wyte Rice pulling Bad Ass back to his feet. Wyte Rice hits Steve Austin with a chair! Wyte Rice comes down across the back of Bad Ass with a double axe handle!! Bad Ass just can't make it to his feet! Boston crab being applied by Wyte Rice ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Jessie Wild - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Steve Austin got out of that at the last second! Figure four attempt by Wyte Rice. Steve Austin kicks him off quick.
Neil Headman - That could have been the end of Steve Austin! Steve Austin moving back to his feet Wyte Rice scoops him up and slams him to the ground!!
Jenna Jameson - Wyte Rice picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jessie Wild?
Jessie Wild - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Good moves by Wyte Rice.
Neil Headman - Steve Austin hops back to his feet. Bad Ass sends him stumbling with a thunderous blow to the head!!
Jenna Jameson - Look at them brawl. The right hands and left hands are flying today! Bad Ass hits Wyte Rice with a chair! Wyte Rice needs to try for a comeback! Boston crab being applied by Steve Austin ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Jessie Wild - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Wyte Rice got out of that at the last second! Steve Austin stomping the face of Wyte Rice. There's no need for that!
Neil Headman - We're not seeing much offense from Wyte Rice. Steve Austin with the hair of Wyte Rice.
Jenna Jameson - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! What an awesome match!!!!
Jessie Wild - Good call! Steve Austin just nailed Wyte Rice with the kitchen sink! Oh! He put Wyte Rice in the body bagt and zips it shut! Bad Ass wins!!!
[Steve Austin won the match in 10 minutes and 19 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Steeeveee Auuustiiin
Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!
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Mystik
Vs
The Scorpion
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - [Give Me The World starts to play "Mystik" chants start in the crowd. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Hialeah Fl, WCW KOTR Champion Mystiiik!!! [The chants over power the announcement]
[Mystik makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, Coming to the ring at this time, [Back In Black Begins...][the crowd erupts!! The whole place is on their feet]coming from Washington Dc, standing 6'2", weighing 225, coming to the ring with Julie, Lets hear it for Theee Scooorpiiiooon!!!
[The Scorpion walks to the ring.]
Jessie Wild - Mystik is taking over from the start.
Kick to the stomach by Mystik sends The Scorpion down! [Ding, Ding, Ding]
Neil Headman - Mystik with the hair of The Scorpion.
Jenna Jameson - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Mystik dives on to The Scorpion and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of The Scorpion!
Jessie Wild - What an incredible series of punches!! The Scorpion needs to try for a comeback! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . The Scorpion makes it out.
Neil Headman - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. The Scorpion sure could use some help now.
Jenna Jameson - The Scorpion hops back to his feet. The Scorpion applys a headlock and bulldogs Mystik to the ground! A huge boot to the face sends Mystik off his feet! The Scorpion repeatedly slamming Mystiks down! He could break his nose!! Mystik taking an onslaught of punishment! The Scorpion is pounding away at his entire body!
Jessie Wild - Mystik drops a knee on lower leg of The Scorpion! Mystik driving a knee into the spinal area of The Scorpions back!! Lock up... Mystik with an armdrag takedown. Mystik spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of The Scorpion
Neil Headman - That could cave in his face!!
Jenna Jameson - Someone is coming out of the audience it's Brett Clark he's got a chair and he rocks Mystik with it. Mystik is stunned!
Jessie Wild - The Scorpion measuring him up elbow smash! The Scorpion is moving back to his feet Boston crab being applied by The Scorpion ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Neil Headman - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Mystik got out of that at the last second! Figure four attempt by The Scorpion. Mystik kicks him off quick.
Jenna Jameson - That could have been the end of Mystik!
Jessie Wild - Mystik hops back to his feet. The Scorpion goes spinning as Mystik connects with a german uppercut! They tie up... We've got a struggle for power... Mystik comes out on top with a reverse neck breaker. Pinning combination by Mystik ...1 ...2 ... The Scorpion grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Mystik dives on to The Scorpion and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of The Scorpion!
Neil Headman - What an incredible series of punches!!
Jenna Jameson - The Scorpion hops back to his feet. We've got a stare down.
Jessie Wild - They're circling like wild deer.. Running clothsline knocks Mystik down hard!! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Mystik makes it out.
Neil Headman - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. The Scorpion's going for a boston crab.
Jenna Jameson - He's not gonna get it on Mystik is to quick! Mystik is out cold! Cover by The Scorpion ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Mystik.
Jessie Wild - The Scorpion with the hair of Mystik.
Neil Headman - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Quick cover by The Scorpion Mystik kicks out before the one count!
Jenna Jameson - Mystik hops back to his feet. Mystik charging at The Scorpion.
Jessie Wild - The Scorpion's with a back body drop, NO Mystik reverses into a Piledriver!! Mystik charges in with a shoulder, which takes The Scorpion off his feet. Mystik lifting The Scorpion into position for something. He devastated the neck of The Scorpion with a Tombstone type piledriver. Eternal MysteryMystik goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3
[Mystik won the match in 14 minutes and 44 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Mystiiik
Paragon
Vs
Saturn
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - [Chris Jerhico's plays throughout the arena] On his way down the Aisle from Calgary Alberta, weighing 247 Paragon.
[Paragon makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, Coming to the ring at this time, [Where my Dogs At Begins...][Boos cover up the announcement]coming from Detroit Mi, standing 5'11", weighing 200, Saturn.
[Saturn walks to the ring.]
[The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]
Jessie Wild - Huge Bulldog by Saturn may have broken some of Paragons teeth! Good moves by Saturn.
Neil Headman - Paragon is out cold! Saturn stomping the face of Paragon. There's no need for that! Cover by Saturn ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Paragon has his foot on the ropes! Saturn picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face!
Jenna Jameson - Paragon hops back to his feet. Paragon charges in with a shoulder, which takes Saturn off his feet.
Jessie Wild - Figure four attempt by Paragon. Saturn kicks him off quick.
Neil Headman - That could have been the end of Saturn! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Saturn makes it out.
Jenna Jameson - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Boston crab being applied by Paragon ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Jessie Wild - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Saturn got out of that at the last second! We're not seeing much offense from Saturn. This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - No. Paragon's going for a boston crab.
Jenna Jameson - He's not gonna get it on Saturn is to quick!
Jessie Wild - Paragon is trying to pull Saturn back to his feet. Saturn with an eye gouge!! Down goes Paragon! Paragon moving to his feet. Saturn kicks him back down!
Neil Headman - Paragon lunging toward Saturn and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Paragon!! Paragon with repeated boots to the knee of Saturn. Working the leg! Paragon Stomping away at the chest of Saturn! Paragon measuring him up elbow smash! Paragon driving a knee into the spinal area of Saturns back!!
Jenna Jameson - Paragon repeatedly slamming Saturns down! He could break his nose!! Lock up... Paragon with an armdrag takedown. Paragon is moving back to his feet Paragon is all over Saturn! He's choking him out!! Saturn won't be able to take that for long! Lion TamerSaturn is tapping out, he just couldn't take it anymore! Billy Dunn is calling for the bell!
[Paragon won the match in 15 minutes and 4 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Paaaraaagooon
Chris Jerhico
Vs
K-Dogg
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - [Chris Jerhico steps out of the entrance area, the crowd boos, a fan holds a "Chris Jerhico will lose!!" sign in front of the camera] Coming down the aisle, weighing 224 pounds, from Calgary Alberta, the man you love to hate, Chriiis Jeeerhiiicooo!!!!!!!!!!!
[Chris Jerhico makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Get At Me Dawg starts to play] Coming down the Aisle, from Mexico, weighing in at 210 pounds, He stands 6'0", K-Dooogg!!!!
[K-Dogg walks to the ring.]
[The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]
Jessie Wild - K-Dogg applys a headlock and bulldogs Chris Jerhico to the ground! Chris Jerhico taking an onslaught of punishment! K-Dogg is pounding away at his entire body! K-Dogg spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Chris Jerhico
Neil Headman - Chris Jerhico hops back to his feet. Chris Jerhico sends K-Dogg to the ropes, catches him with a knee to the stomach! Down goes K-Dogg. K-Dogg moving back to his feet Chris Jerhico scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - Does it hurt? Then it's good!
Jessie Wild - K-Dogg is stumbling. Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . K-Dogg makes it out.
Neil Headman - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts.
Jenna Jameson - K-Dogg hops back to his feet. Chris Jerhico is trying an to get back offensive.
Jessie Wild - He's charging at K-Dogg and K-Dogg sends him down with a hip toss! Figure four attempt by K-Dogg. Chris Jerhico kicks him off quick.
Neil Headman - That could have been the end of Chris Jerhico! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - No. Good moves by K-Dogg. Chris Jerhico moving to his feet. K-Dogg kicks him back down!
Jessie Wild - K-Dogg with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Boston crab being applied by K-Dogg ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Neil Headman - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Chris Jerhico got out of that at the last second!
Jenna Jameson - K-Dogg is trying to pull Chris Jerhico back to his feet. Chris Jerhico with an eye gouge!! Down goes K-Dogg! Chris Jerhico lifting K-Dogg into position for something. He devastated the neck of K-Dogg with a Tombstone type piledriver. Chris Jerhico with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Jessie Wild - That had to be two and seven eights!!
Neil Headman - Cover by Chris Jerhico ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by K-Dogg. Chris Jerhico stomping the face of K-Dogg. There's no need for that! K-Dogg is ROCKED with a big elbow! Pinning combination by Chris Jerhico ...1 ...2 ... K-Dogg grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! K-Dogg is going out to the floor. Chris Jerhico is going after him. [Billy Dunn ..1 ...2] Clothesline by takes K-Dogg down. [..6] Chris Jerhico irishwhips him into the guard-rail! [..7..8] Chris Jerhico is back in the ring [..10]
[Chris Jerhico won the match in 14 minutes and 9 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Chriiis Jeeerhiiicooo
Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!
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Connor McCloud
Vs
Diesel
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - [The Highlander plays throughout the arena] On his way down the Aisle from The Highlands of Scotland, weighing 225 He is Cooonnooor McClooouuud!!!
[Connor McCloud makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Diesel steps out of the entrance area, the pyro goes off, the crowd is going insane!! ] Coming down the aisle, weighing 350 pounds, from Chicago Il, Diiieeeseeel!!!!!!!!!!!
[Diesel walks to the ring.]
Jessie Wild - Diesel is taking over from the start.
Knee lift by Diesel takes Connor McCloud to the ground. [The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]
Neil Headman - Diesel lifting Connor McCloud into position for something. He devastated the neck of Connor McCloud with a Tombstone type piledriver. Connor McCloud is out cold! Diesel picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Cover by Diesel ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Connor McCloud. Diesel pulling Connor McCloud back to his feet. They tie up... We've got a struggle for power... Diesel comes out on top with a reverse neck breaker.
Jenna Jameson - Connor McCloud hops back to his feet. Test of strength, Diesel has a slight advantage .... Connor McCloud coming back ... Connor McCloud scoops him up POWER SLAMMM!! What an awesome match!!!!
Jessie Wild - Good call!
Neil Headman - Quick cover by Connor McCloud Diesel kicks out before the one count! Diesel sure could use some help now.
Jenna Jameson - Good moves by Connor McCloud. Boston crab being applied by Connor McCloud ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Jessie Wild - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Diesel got out of that at the last second! Connor McCloud with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Neil Headman - That had to be two and seven eights!!
Jenna Jameson - Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Diesel makes it out.
Jessie Wild - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Connor McCloud's going for a boston crab.
Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on Diesel is to quick! Diesel climbing back to his feet, Connor McCloud moves in... Vertical Suplex!
Jenna Jameson - Diesel moving back to his feet Connor McCloud scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Pinning combination by Connor McCloud ...1 ...2 ... Diesel grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Connor McCloud comes down across the back of Diesel with a double axe handle!! Diesel just can't make it to his feet! Cover by Connor McCloud ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Diesel has his foot on the ropes! Diesel is ROCKED with a big elbow!
Jessie Wild - Diesel hops back to his feet. Diesel applys a standing bear hug, lifts Connor McCloud up and drops him down!!
Neil Headman - Sort of a version of the Atomic Drop! Cover by Diesel ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Connor McCloud. Connor McCloud moving to his feet. Diesel kicks him back down! The Truck Stop BombDiesel goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3
[Diesel won the match in 10 minutes and 9 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Diiieeeseeel
Brett Clark
Vs
Krypt
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - [Welcome to the Jungle plays throughout the arena] On his way down the Aisle with Lucious Lisa, from Brantford Ontario Canada, weighing 230 He is Breeett Claaark!!!
[Brett Clark makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Get At Me Dawg starts to play "Krypt" chants start in the crowd. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Hialeah, Fl, Krypt!!! [The chants over power the announcement]
[Krypt walks to the ring.]
[Ding, Ding, Ding]
Jessie Wild - Brett Clark attacking with a set of jabs to the chest, Krypt tries for some of his own and Brett Clark blocks and applys a standing armbar!
Neil Headman - Krypt isn't going to give up to that! Brett Clark sends Krypt to the ropes, catches him with a knee to the stomach! Down goes Krypt. Good moves by Brett Clark. Krypt is out cold! Brett Clark comes down across the back of Krypt with a double axe handle!! Krypt just can't make it to his feet! Krypt is ROCKED with a big elbow!
Jenna Jameson - Krypt hops back to his feet. They tie up... We've got a struggle for power... Krypt comes out on top with a reverse neck breaker. Cover by Krypt ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Brett Clark has his foot on the ropes! Krypt with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Jessie Wild - That had to be two and seven eights!! We're not seeing much offense from Brett Clark. Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Brett Clark makes it out.
Neil Headman - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts.
Jenna Jameson - Brett Clark hops back to his feet. Brett Clark picks him up and dumps Krypt on his head! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jessie Wild?
Jessie Wild - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Krypt is stumbling. What an awesome match!!!!
Neil Headman - Good call! Brett Clark out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Krypt went down quick!
Jenna Jameson - Boston crab being applied by Brett Clark ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Jessie Wild - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Krypt got out of that at the last second! Brett Clark with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!!
Neil Headman - Krypt hops back to his feet. Brett Clark charging Krypt ... clothesli NO! Krypt counters with a backdrop at the last second!! Krypt lifting Brett Clark into position for something. He devastated the neck of Brett Clark with a Tombstone type piledriver. Brett Clark climbing back to his feet, Krypt moves in... Vertical Suplex! Good moves by Krypt. Cover by Krypt ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Brett Clark.
Jenna Jameson - Brett Clark hops back to his feet. Brett Clark slamming the head of Krypt into the turnbuckle!! [Crowd ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4]
Jessie Wild - Krypt hops back to his feet. Krypt attacking with a set of jabs to the chest, Brett Clark tries for some of his own and Krypt blocks and applys a standing armbar!
Neil Headman - Brett Clark isn't going to give up to that! Krypt levels Brett Clark with a foot to the face. Krypt applying a sleeper.
Jenna Jameson - He's got it locked on in the center of the ring!! Billy Dunn is checking the arm. It goes down once.
Jessie Wild - Twice!
Neil Headman - ....Three times!!
[Krypt won the match in 12 minutes and 56 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Krypt
James Spairana
Vs
The Canadian Crippler
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - [DDP's starts to play The crowd is on they're feet for James Spairana. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Albany Ny, Introducing Jaaameees Spaaaiiiraaanaaa!!! [The chants over power the announcement]
[James Spairana makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, Coming to the ring at this time, [Death Never Sleeps Begins...][the crowd erupts!! The whole place is on their feet]coming from Vancouver BC, standing 6'3", weighing 234, coming to the ring with Lucious Lisa, Lets hear it for Theee Caaanaaadiiiaaan Criiippleeer!!!
[The Canadian Crippler walks to the ring.]
[Ding, Ding, Ding]
Jessie Wild - Huge Bulldog by James Spairana may have broken some of The Canadian Cripplers teeth! James Spairana dives on to The Canadian Crippler and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of The Canadian Crippler!
Neil Headman - What an incredible series of punches!! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . The Canadian Crippler makes it out.
Jenna Jameson - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. James Spairana out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! The Canadian Crippler went down quick! Stunner with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!!
Jessie Wild - Figure four attempt by James Spairana. The Canadian Crippler kicks him off quick.
Neil Headman - That could have been the end of The Canadian Crippler! Stunner with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Jenna Jameson - That had to be two and seven eights!!
Jessie Wild - Stunner with the hair of The Canadian Crippler.
Neil Headman - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Quick cover by Stunner The Canadian Crippler kicks out before the one count!
Jenna Jameson - James Spairana lifting The Canadian Crippler into position for something. He devastated the neck of The Canadian Crippler with a Tombstone type piledriver. What an awesome match!!!!
Jessie Wild - Good call! Stunner pulling The Canadian Crippler back to his feet. James Spairana charges in with a shoulder, which takes The Canadian Crippler off his feet. We're not seeing much offense from The Canadian Crippler. The Canadian Crippler needs to try for a comeback!
Neil Headman - The Canadian Crippler hops back to his feet. The Canadian Crippler picks him up tilt-o-whirl Back Breaker!!! James Spairana is ROCKED with a big elbow!
Jenna Jameson - Stunner hops back to his feet. The Canadian Crippler goes spinning as James Spairana connects with a german uppercut! Chop to the kidney area by James Spairana stuns The Canadian Crippler. Kick to the gut knocks The Canadian Crippler out of balance. James Spairana follows up with a running knee lift to take him down!!
Jessie Wild - The Canadian Crippler hops back to his feet. Set up for a neckbreaker, The Canadian Crippler pulls it off and drops James Spairana like yesterdays newspaper! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - No. Crippling DeathJames Spairana is tapping out, he just couldn't take it anymore! Billy Dunn is calling for the bell!
[The Canadian Crippler won the match in 12 minutes and 0 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Theee Caaanaaadiiiaaan Criiippleeer
Kevin Nash
Vs
Lex Lunger
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - Coming to the ring at this time, [Wolfpak Theme Begins...][the crowd erupts!! The whole place is on their feet]coming from Pheonix Az, standing 7'0", weighing 235, Lets hear it for Keeeviiin Naaash!!!
[Kevin Nash makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Lex Lunger steps out of the entrance area, the pyro goes off, the crowd is going insane!! ] Coming down the aisle, weighing 280 pounds, from Washington DC, Leeex Luuungeeer!!!!!!!!!!!
[Lex Lunger walks to the ring.]
Jessie Wild - Kevin Nash is taking over from the start.
Kevin Nash sends Lex Lunger into the ropes and follows in with a clothsline! [Ding, Ding, Ding]
Neil Headman - Kevin Nash with the hair of Lex Lunger.
Jenna Jameson - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Pinning combination by Kevin Nash ...1 ...2 ... Lex Lunger grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there!
Jessie Wild - Lex Lunger hops back to his feet. Closed fists to the face of Kevin Nash! Those are devastating!!! Lex Lunger sends him stumbling with a thunderous blow to the head!! Lex Lunger scoops slams Kevin Nash and boy did he hit hard!!
Neil Headman - Kevin Nash is stumbling. Lex Lunger picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face!
Jenna Jameson - Lex Lunger out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Kevin Nash went down quick! Lex Lunger comes down across the back of Kevin Nash with a double axe handle!! Kevin Nash just can't make it to his feet!
Jessie Wild - Kevin Nash hops back to his feet. Kevin Nash charging at Lex Lunger.
Neil Headman - Lex Lunger's with a back body drop, NO Kevin Nash reverses into a Piledriver!!
Jenna Jameson - Lex Lunger with a snapmare take down! Lex Lunger's going for a boston crab.
Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on Kevin Nash is to quick! Kevin Nash moving to his feet. Lex Lunger kicks him back down!
Neil Headman - Kevin Nash hops back to his feet. Lex Lunger is dazed! Jacknife PowerbombKevin Nash goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3
[Kevin Nash won the match in 17 minutes and 46 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Keeeviiin Naaash
Perfection
Vs
K-Dogg, and Saturn
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - Introducing first, coming down the aisle, Perfection, they weigh in at over 400 pounds!!
[They climb into the ring]
Mark Turner - And their opponents, coming down the aisle, at at weight of over 4 hundred pounds! The team of K-Dogg, and Saturn!!
[They move down to the ring]
Jessie Wild - Looks like Chris Jerhico is going to start this match against Saturn.
Neil Headman - Chris Jerhico is taking over from the start.
Kick to the stomach by Chris Jerhico sends Saturn down! [Ding, Ding, Ding]
Jenna Jameson - Chris Jerhico is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Jessie Wild - Saturn Got out of it! He's lucky! Saturn climbing back to his feet, Chris Jerhico moves in... Vertical Suplex! Saturn moving to his feet. Chris Jerhico kicks him back down! What an awesome match!!!!
Neil Headman - Good call! Chris Jerhico out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Saturn went down quick!
Jenna Jameson - Chris Jerhico is going to his corner, he tags in Paragon.
Jessie Wild - Saturn hops back to his feet. Saturn sends him stumbling with a thunderous blow to the head!! Saturn connects with a chop to the chest of Paragon.
Neil Headman - They're punching it out, Paragon with a left... right... left ... another! Block by Saturn counters with a right of his own! Down goes Paragon! Cover by Saturn ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Paragon. Figure four attempt by Saturn. Paragon kicks him off quick.
Jenna Jameson - That could have been the end of Paragon! Boston crab being applied by Saturn ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Jessie Wild - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Paragon got out of that at the last second!
Neil Headman - K-Dogg tagged in by Saturn.
Jenna Jameson - K-Dogg is trying to pull Paragon back to his feet. Paragon with an eye gouge!! Down goes K-Dogg! Paragon's going for a boston crab.
Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on K-Dogg is to quick! Quick cover by Paragon K-Dogg kicks out before the one count! Paragon is all over K-Dogg! He's choking him out!! K-Dogg won't be able to take that for long!
Neil Headman - K-Dogg is going to his corner, he tags in Saturn.
Jenna Jameson - Saturn is dazed! Lock up... Saturn going for a suplex... Paragon blocks it... Saturn trys again... Block and Paragon with a suplex of his own!! We're not seeing much offense from Saturn.
Jessie Wild - Paragon with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Neil Headman - That had to be two and seven eights!! Paragon lifting Saturn into position for something. He devastated the neck of Saturn with a Tombstone type piledriver. Saturn moving back to his feet Paragon scoops him up and slams him to the ground!!
Jenna Jameson - Saturn tags in K-Dogg.
Jessie Wild - K-Dogg is stumbling. Paragon stomping the face of K-Dogg. There's no need for that! K-Dogg sure could use some help now. Lion TamerK-Dogg is tapping out, he just couldn't take it anymore! Billy Dunn is calling for the bell!
[Perfection won the match in 15 minutes and 19 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Peeerfeeectiiiooon
Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!
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Warrior
Vs
Joe Savage
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - This match is for the WCW US Heavyweight Championship [Warriors Theme plays throughout the arena] On his way down the Aisle from Parts Unknown, weighing 225 He is Waaarriiiooor!!!
[Warrior makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Iron Man starts to play] Coming down the Aisle, from Sarasota Fl, weighing in at 240 pounds, He stands 5'10", accompanied to the ring by The Commadant, he is the WCW US Heavyweight Champion!, Joe Savage.
[Joe Savage walks to the ring.]
Jessie Wild - Warrior is taking over from the start.
lock up Joe Savage gets the upper edge setting Warrior up for a piledriver.
Neil Headman - Warrior counters back body drop! Gives Warrior the advantage again! [The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]
Jenna Jameson - Warrior's going for a boston crab.
Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on Joe Savage is to quick! Warrior dives on to Joe Savage and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Joe Savage!
Neil Headman - What an incredible series of punches!! Macho Man needs to try for a comeback! Warrior comes down across the back of Macho Man with a double axe handle!! Joe Savage just can't make it to his feet! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Joe Savage makes it out.
Jenna Jameson - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Joe Savage is out cold!
Jessie Wild - Joe Savage moving to his feet. Warrior kicks him back down! Joe Savage sure could use some help now. Macho Man is stumbling. Cover by Warrior ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Macho Man has his foot on the ropes!
Neil Headman - Warrior picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Warrior with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Warrior out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Macho Man went down quick! We're not seeing much offense from Joe Savage. Joe Savage climbing back to his feet, Warrior moves in... Vertical Suplex!
Jenna Jameson - Macho Man hops back to his feet. Macho Man picks him up and dumps Warrior on his head! Quick cover by Joe Savage Warrior kicks out before the one count! Cover by Joe Savage ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Warrior has his foot on the ropes! Warrior moving to his feet. Macho Man kicks him back down!
Jessie Wild - Warrior hops back to his feet. A kick to the face takes Joe Savage off his feet. Quick cover by Warrior Macho Man kicks out before the one count! Macho Man needs to try for a comeback!
Neil Headman - Figure four attempt by Warrior. Joe Savage kicks him off quick.
Jenna Jameson - That could have been the end of Macho Man! Warrior is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Jessie Wild - Joe Savage Got out of it! He's lucky!
Neil Headman - Macho Man lunging toward Warrior and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Joe Savage!! Macho Man Stomping away at the chest of Warrior! Leg drop across the throat of Warrior! Macho Man with repeated boots to the knee of Warrior. Working the leg! Elbow Drop Of DoomWarrior is tapping out, he just couldn't take it anymore! Billy Dunn is calling for the bell!
[Joe Savage won the match in 11 minutes and 0 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Joooeee Saaavaaageee
Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!
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Abel, and Kane
Vs
Defective Trip
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner -This is for the WCW US Tag Team Titles Introducing first, weighing in at over 4 hundred pounds, the team consisting of Abel, and Kane!!!
[They climb into the ring]
Mark Turner - And their opponents, currently headed to the ring, at a total combined weight of 465, the WCW US Tag Team Champions the team of Defective Trip!!
[They move down to the ring]
Jessie Wild - Looks like Abel is going to start this match against Agent-X.
[Ring, Ring, Ring]
Neil Headman - Abel attacking with a set of jabs to the chest, Agent-X tries for some of his own and Abel blocks and applys a standing armbar!
Jenna Jameson - Agent-X isn't going to give up to that! Test of strength, Agent-X has a slight advantage .... Abel coming back ... Abel scoops him up POWER SLAMMM!! Agent-X is out cold! Figure four attempt by Abel. Agent-X kicks him off quick.
Jessie Wild - That could have been the end of Agent-X! Abel with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!!
Neil Headman - Agent-X hops back to his feet. Agent-X connects with a chop to the chest of Abel. Agent-X sends him stumbling with a thunderous blow to the head!! Agent-X picks him up tilt-o-whirl Back Breaker!!! Agent-X's going for a boston crab.
Jenna Jameson - He's not gonna get it on Abel is to quick!
Jessie Wild - Abel hops back to his feet. They're punching it out, Agent-X with a left... right... left ... another! Block by Abel counters with a right of his own! Down goes Agent-X! Abel lifting Agent-X into position for something. He devastated the neck of Agent-X with a Tombstone type piledriver. We're not seeing much offense from Agent-X.
Neil Headman - Agent-X hops back to his feet. Chop to the kidney area by Agent-X stuns Abel. Abel is trying an to get back offensive.
Jenna Jameson - He's charging at Agent-X and Agent-X sends him down with a hip toss! Abel sure could use some help now. Pinning combination by Agent-X ...1 ...2 ... Abel grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there!
Jessie Wild - Abel hops back to his feet. They tie up... We've got a struggle for power... Abel comes out on top with a reverse neck breaker. This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - No.
Jenna Jameson - Gravedigga tagged in by Agent-X.
Jessie Wild - lock up Gravedigga gets the upper edge setting Abel up for a piledriver.
Neil Headman - Abel counters back body drop! Gives Abel the advantage again! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Gravedigga makes it out.
Jenna Jameson - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Abel with the hair of Gravedigga.
Jessie Wild - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Abel with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Abel is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Neil Headman - Gravedigga Got out of it! He's lucky!
Jenna Jameson - Gravedigga hops back to his feet. Kick to the gut knocks Abel out of balance. Gravedigga follows up with a running knee lift to take him down!! Abel is ROCKED with a big elbow! Death TrapAbel is tapping out, he just couldn't take it anymore! Billy Dunn is calling for the bell!
[Defective Trip won the match in 9 minutes and 14 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Deeefeeectiiiveee Triiip
X-Breakers
Vs
The Aryian Warriors
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - This is for the WCW World Tag Team Titles Introducing first, coming down the aisle, X-Breakers , they weigh in at over 500 pounds!!
[They climb into the ring]
Mark Turner - And their opponents, at a total combined weight of 500,the WCW World Tag Team Champions the team of The Aryian Warriors!!
[They move down to the ring]
Jessie Wild - Looks like Berringer is going to start this match against Steve Austin.
Neil Headman - Steve Austin is taking over from the start.
Bad Ass attacking with a set of jabs to the chest, Berringer tries for some of his own and Steve Austin blocks and applys a standing armbar!
Jenna Jameson - Berringer isn't going to give up to that! [Ring, Ring, Ring]
Jessie Wild - Steve Austin charging at Berringer.
Neil Headman - Berringer's with a back body drop, NO Steve Austin reverses into a Piledriver!! Bad Ass sends Berringer to the ropes, catches him with a knee to the stomach! Down goes Berringer. Berringer is ROCKED with a big elbow! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Steve Austin's going for a boston crab.
Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on Berringer is to quick!
Neil Headman - Boston crab being applied by Bad Ass ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Jenna Jameson - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Berringer got out of that at the last second! Berringer moving to his feet. Steve Austin kicks him back down! Berringer needs to try for a comeback!
Jessie Wild - Quick cover by Steve Austin Berringer kicks out before the one count! Berringer sure could use some help now. This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - No. Pinning combination by Bad Ass ...1 ...2 ... Berringer grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Bad Ass with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Bad Ass is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Jenna Jameson - Berringer Got out of it! He's lucky!
Jessie Wild - Berringer hops back to his feet. Kick to the stomach by Berringer sends Steve Austin down! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Steve Austin makes it out.
Neil Headman - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Steve Austin is stumbling. Steve Austin needs to try for a comeback!
Jenna Jameson - Joe Savage tagged in by Steve Austin.
Jessie Wild - Repeated chops to the chest by Joe Savage, down goes Berringer. Good moves by Joe Savage. Joe Savage with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Neil Headman - That had to be two and seven eights!!
Jenna Jameson - Cover by Macho Man ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Berringer has his foot on the ropes! Joe Savage out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Berringer went down quick! What an awesome match!!!!
Jessie Wild - Good call! Joe Savage's going for a boston crab.
Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on Berringer is to quick!
Jenna Jameson - Tag by Joe Savage brings Steve Austin into the match.
Jessie Wild - Steve Austin drops a knee on lower leg of Berringer! Berringer taking an onslaught of punishment! Steve Austin is pounding away at his entire body! Steve Austin Stomping away at the chest of Berringer! Stone Cold StunnerSteve Austin goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3
[The Aryian Warriors won the match in 15 minutes and 0 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Theee Aryiiiaaan Waaarriiiooors
Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!
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Steve Austin
Vs
Agent-X
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - This match is for the WCW World Heavyweight Championship [Iron Man plays throughout the arena] On his way down the Aisle with The Commadant, from Victoria Tx, weighing 260 Steve Austin.
[Steve Austin makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Constant Elevation starts to play "Agent-X" chants start in the crowd. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Miami Fl, WCW World Heavyweight Champion Ageeent-X!!! [The chants over power the announcement]
[Agent-X walks to the ring.]
[The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]
Jessie Wild - Knee lift by Bad Ass takes Agent-X to the ground. Figure four attempt by Steve Austin. Agent-X kicks him off quick.
Neil Headman - That could have been the end of Agent-X!
Jenna Jameson - Pinning combination by Steve Austin ...1 ...2 ... Agent-X grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Cover by Steve Austin ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Agent-X. Steve Austin picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face!
Jessie Wild - Agent-X hops back to his feet. Agent-X levels Bad Ass with a foot to the face. Agent-X is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Neil Headman - Bad Ass Got out of it! He's lucky! Bad Ass is ROCKED with a big elbow! Figure four attempt by Agent-X. Steve Austin kicks him off quick.
Jenna Jameson - That could have been the end of Bad Ass! Steve Austin is out cold!
Jessie Wild - Bad Ass hops back to his feet. So Neil Headman what do you think about Bad Ass?
Neil Headman - Oh me? I hate him.
Jenna Jameson - Well thanks for your input. Steve Austin attacking with a set of jabs to the chest, Agent-X tries for some of his own and Steve Austin blocks and applys a standing armbar!
Jessie Wild - Agent-X isn't going to give up to that!
Neil Headman - Closed fists to the face of Bad Ass! Those are devastating!!! Steve Austin charging Agent-X ... clothesli NO! Agent-X counters with a backdrop at the last second!! Agent-X lifting Steve Austin into position for something. He devastated the neck of Steve Austin with a Tombstone type piledriver. Agent-X dives on to Steve Austin and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Steve Austin!
Jenna Jameson - What an incredible series of punches!! Bad Ass is stumbling. Steve Austin moving back to his feet Agent-X scoops him up and slams him to the ground!!
Jessie Wild - Steve Austin lunging toward Agent-X and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Bad Ass!! Steve Austin spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Agent-X
Neil Headman - Leg drop across the throat of Bad Ass! A huge boot to the face sends Steve Austin off his feet! Currently this match is all Agent-X! 6 Feet DeepAgent-X goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3
[Agent-X won the match in 8 minutes and 19 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Ageeent-X
