nWo Weekly Update
Written by: Brian "BJ" Boyd

Reflections of Road Wild
WCW/nWo Road Wild was entertaining. Lots of interesting, high-risk maneuvers. There were dangerous flips, slams, and moonsaults. Although, once again, WCW failed to live up to the hype. I think Mr. Bischoff needs to learn from Vince McMahon on how to run a business! Eric Bischoff does not know how to run a wrestling company! And that's the truth. Not one god damn match has ever lived up to they hype in professional wrestling history! Except, HBK vs Bret Hart(Iron Man Match at Wrestle Mania), Hulk Hogan vs Ultimate Warrior(Wrestle Mania), and of course the HBK vs Razor Ramon(Ladder Matches). Those threee were the greatest matches of all time. And do you notice all three are WWF? I truly believe WCW has to do something about their wrestlers' performances at PPV's! All in all, Road Wild wasn't too bad. To tell you the dead honest truth, I was more impressed with Jay Leno's wrestling performance than Dennis Rodman or Karl Malone! That DDP/Malone vs Hogan/Rodman match was the most terrible match I ever witnessed! For God's sake, Karl Malone's finisher is a BODY SLAM! What the hell is that!? Dennis Rodman's finisher is a HEAD LOCK! It was very sad to see them in the ring!
Jay Leno impressed me a lot. And Kevin Eubanks performed the "Diamond Cutter" better than Karl Malone could! Road Wild was entertaining, but once again, WCW did NOT live up to the hype.

WAR GAMES
The next PPV is called War Games and it's on September 13th. The Main Event is a two ring, steel cage with a roof, 3 team, 3 men squad brawl! WCW will present Ultimate Warrior, DDP, and Roddy Piper. Wolfpac will submit Kevin Nash, Lex Luger, and Sting. nWo Hollywood will enter Hulk Hogan, Bret Hart, and a mystery 3rd man... ? I'd say it'll be Scott Hall or the Giant. Buy anyways, it will be very interesting and entertaining. I GUARANTEE! My predictions for this HUGE bout:
Ultimate Warrior wins. He defeats Goldberg on the next Nitro to become WCW/nWo Heavyweight Champion. Hulk Hogan then defeats Warrior for the HeavyWeight Belt. Then, to MY and MANY fans satisfaction, Bret Hart will defeat Hogan to become a 6 time HeavyWeight Champion!(Smiles and evil grin.)

When Will Bret Get His Deserved Shot?
Tony Shivane and the WCW commentary staff stated, "Bret hart and DDP will go at it for the US title. The winner of the US bout also gets a shot at Goldberg as they are declared the #1 contender for the Heavyweight title." What the hell are they talking about? Let's look at all the people that have faced Goldberg since Bret became US Champion: Bryan Adams, Meng, and Giant. When in the name of F#$K did they ever deserve a shot at Goldberg!? WCW's making me sick and I wish McMahon would convince Bret Hart to return to his home in the WWF!

Is WolfPac Fever Gone?
Sure, WolfPac was cool, and exciting when it first came out. But now, they say the exact same things over and over, and over more! It's getting tiredsome. For example, "Bouty Bouty and Rowdy Rowdy!" - Konnan. "WolfPac in da housssssssse!!!!" - Kevin Nash. "WolfPac is 4 Life, brother. Oh YEEAAHHHHH!!!" - Randy Savage.
What will the WolfPac do now? They've run out of ideas! There's no where to turn! Eric Bischoff has no idea what to do with the WolfPac now. Neither do WolfPac members. WolfPac fever appears to be running very thin of air. WCW is REALLY going to have to think really hard and long about what the hell to do with WolfPac...

Top Ten List
This is a new idea I've devised. Every Saturday I will list the top 10 nWo wrestlers from 1.(best) to 10.(worst). You can e-mail me and tell me what you think. Here it is...
1) Bret "Hitman" Hart.(US Title)
2)Giant
3)Curt Hennig(Red Hot Winning Streak!)
4)Scott Hall
5)Sting
6)Kevin Nash
7)Lex Luger(Reason for this is because he's the only man to ever make Bret Hart submit, That's DAMN hard to do!)
8)Hulk Hogan
9)Konnan
10)Scott "Flash" Norton

New Members of the nWo
I told you! About two or three weeks ago , I stated that Chris Jericho would join the nWo Hollywood! (So "Suck it" anyone who disagreed!) I knew Jericho would join the Black and White! Although, it's not official. But it's pretty damn official to me and everybody who's watched Nitro for the past two weeks! Even though it looks VERY unlikely, I still believe that Stevie Ray will join the nWo Black and White. I think this whole thing is a prank that will end up having Stevie, Ray, Chris Jericho, and nWo Hollywood in cahoots! What do you think?
Another name to be rumoured to join Hollywood is... ULTIMATE WARRIOR!!! That's right, the newly re-introduced Ultimate Warrior is rumoured to join the Black and White to feud with the ANNOYING Bill Goldberg! That should be a VERY interesting feud!

That's all on this edition of Brain "BJ" Boyd's nWo Weekly Update!


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