Kevin’s confessional:
Well here I am trapped in a house with people I like and people I can’t stand. I’m thrilled with Raven being here, you know we’ve known each other for a long time. I don’t really care too much about Rocky and Jericho being here, I can deal with them fine. But hell spending three months with Hunter and Hogan, dude I don’t know if I’ll be able to take it. And Hunter some how thinks that we are good friends, and I really can’t stand him.
“Are we eating together today” rings through the house. As Jericho stands in the kitchen
wondering whether or not he should wait for an answer.
“Dude no ones going to answer you just go ahead and fix yourself something” Raven
voice comes up from the kitchen counter. Its a little early for him. All you can see is the
top of his head, a lot of hair, and the tip of a pair of sunglasses.
“Why do you even bother getting up this early if your going to pass out on the counter top
anyway” Jericho asks, his head still in the fridge looking for something to make for
lunch.
“Because for some reason he feels he needs to grace us with his presence without making
sure his hair is controlled” you hear Hogan’s voice come from the couch.
“Oh, shut the hell up you stupid butt turd” says Kevin as he walks out of the confessional
room, “when are you going to learn to shut up. We’ve been here one day and you’re
already starting in.”
Jericho’s confessional:
I don’t know how long I’ll be able to last with Hogan in the house. I can pretend to be cheery and delightful, but I really can’t stand it. I mean he already decided to harass Rave and we have hardly been here a day. Me and Rocky are doing fine being in a room together. Hes still asleep right now, cause he was up really late putting his stuff away. If you can believe it hes a real neat freak. That’ll probably kill our relationship since I’m such a slob.
“Hey Kev, you wanna shoot some pool man?” Hunter’s voice comes from the rec room
as Kevin walks by.
“Oh wonderful, hes been in there waiting for me to walk by so he could catch me” Kev
thinks to himself. “I’m going to get something to eat right now, maybe later dude” he
says quite politely.
“Oh all right man” Hunter says kind of disappointed.
“I’ll play you man” Hogan says as he enters the room, “ I never could refuse a game. I
need to talk to you any way” he says as he closes the door behind him.
Rocky’s confessional:
You know, they’ve been acting strange today. Who knew that Hunter and Hogan would actually be getting a long. It kind of wierds me out man, I don’t know what to think. I wonder if this is screwing with anyone else’s mind right now.
“Ssshhhhhh, man shut up. Stop laughing, be mature about this.” a whisper is heard
coming from Hunter’s room, “dude this is not going to work if you don’t shut up now, do
you want someone to catch us in the act?”
“Sorry man I just can’t help but imagine what they’re faces are going to look like when
they find out what we’re doing” another voice whispers.
“Hey whats going on in here?” Jericho interrupts as he turns on the lights.
“Ahhhhhhhhh!!!” Raven and Kevin scream as Jericho sees them mixing up Hunter and
Hogan’s shoes, one of each guys shoes put in to a weird pair and the shoe laces welded
together with a lighter.
“Don’t worry guys they won’t hear, they’re out in the pool” Jericho tries to calm them
down.
“We’re done anyway, and I’m going to bed” Raven gets off the floor of the closet and
wanders into his room.
“You know they’re going to kill you guys” Jericho warns.
“Awww we can take them on they’re worse day” Kevin says, “phew I need a shower”
“KEVIN!!!!!!!!” the scream runs through the house at 6:30, but Kevin was ready for it
with a camera in his hands. He knew it would happen when Hunter went for his morning
jog, so he took a picture knowing that Rave was still asleep. Wham, a golf club hits Kev
right in the back of the head.
“Thats what you get” Hogan says as Kevin passes out and as he receives a quick slug to
the face.
“Damn it! its 6:30 in the morning and I want to sleep!” Raven announces sternly, “if I
hear one more noise I will be forced to take serious action” at that he grabs Kevin by the
legs and drags him back to their room.
Raven’s confessional:
I don’t want to use force or extreme violence to get my point through, but if they pull something like this again I will have to use it. Wait! no, I’m better than that. I just thought of something I can do that will get them back even better than violence. Yeah, just wait you’ll see. I need to talk to Jericho.
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