“Why do we keep getting all these pizzas delivered to our house” Kevin asks Raven as he
places five large anchovy and pineapple pizzas on the counter.
“Don’t look at me” Raven says, “I’m allergic to anchovies.”
“Jericho...” Kevin begins to ask.
“Not me man” Jericho says jogging up and down the stairs, “I’m off the greasy food
remember.”
At that moment Buff and Hunter burst into the house, both of them covered in paint.
“I don’t want to know” Raven says as he slides off the counter and heads towards the
pool.
“Okay what happened” Kevin questions the gruesome twosome.
“We were egging those college guys next door” Buff answers still out of breath.
“Yeah it was great” Hunter says still excited from their escapade.
“And where did the paint come in” Kevin asks.
“Oh that....” Buff begins as a scream interrupts him. Raven wanders into the house
covered in paint.
“Let me guess” Raven says sternly, “they retaliated.”
“Why is there paint on the floor” Rocky is heard in the other room, “and on the carpet.
Who did this?!” The words barely leave Rocky’s lips and the two trouble makers are out
of sight.
Jericho’s Confessional:
All right, heres the deal. For the past few weeks Buff and Hunter have been at war with the college guys next door, and it was all over something stupid as things usually are. Apparently Buff thinks their dog bit a hole in his favorite pool toy. So our two Einsteins slashed all their tires. So the war began.
“So lets get this straight” Kevin says with a big piece off egg still in his hair, “this has
been going on for so long that they will attack people other than the two of you.”
“I guess so since they got both you and Raven just for leaving the house.” Buff says.
“They got me too” Rocky wanders into the house covered in tar, “I’m going to take a
shower or two...or three.”
“Theres got to be some way to stop this” Raven says still trying to get the paint out of his
curls.
“We’ve tried but when ever we went to the door we got slapped with something” Hunter
says with his head in a couch cushion as Jericho pulls the thorns out of his butt.
“All they do is attack and then turn their music up louder” Buff remarks, “I never thought
heavy metal would sound bad to me.”
“Thats it I’m going over there” Jericho says as he pulls the last thorn out of Hunter’s butt.
“Wait man don’t go” Buff tries to stop him but its too late hes out the door. The guys
head over to the window to watch the carnage.
“Oh my gosh” comes from Raven, “I don’t believe it.”
“What, whats going on, what did they do to him” Hunter’s muffled voice comes from the
couch.
“Nothing, nothing at all. They let him in.” Rocky tells him.
Hunter’s Confessional:
I can’t believe it after two days there has been no attacks. But also we have seen nothing of Jericho. I have no idea what they’ve done to him but I’m sure its not good. There sure are a lot of people coming in and out of the house though. Plus we haven’t had a good meal since hes been gone, we need our cook back.
“Okay I’m going to try and make dinner tonight” Kevin says pulling a box of spaghetti
out of the pantry.
“Oh no man you know you can’t cook” Raven says worriedly from the counter, “I mean
you can make salad blow up.”
“I’d like to see that” Buff says cleaning up the mess from his attempt at lunch.
“Ewww Buff some of your exploded hot dogs got on the ceiling” Rocky says while
getting a stool and a rag.
“You know you guys are so pathetic I leave for a few days and you all fall apart.”
They turn to see Jericho, pretty tired looking and in need of a shower but otherwise fine.
Raven’s Confessional:
Well I forgot that college parties can last a few days, its been awhile for me. Not to mention the fact that all the guys in the house were Jericho fans. Jericho came home and passed out and didn’t get up until morning. It was all in good fun but at least we all know the attacks are over with.
As Raven comes out of the confessional room Kevin walks by with a lot of mud in his
hair.
“Oh no its started again” Raven exclaimed.
“Yeah but this time its an internal struggle” Hunter says running by with a handful of
mud.
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