“Jingle Bells, Goldberg smells, he threw the milk away. He blows his nose in Cheerios
and eats them everyday, HEY!” The cheery voice of Jericho echoes through the house as
Raven blasts his music on his headphones, trying not to hear the happy Canadian.
“Must you....” Raven groans as he seems to not be able to drown out Jericho’s voice.
“What” Jericho asks, “can’t you just let a little bit of sunshine into your life, I mean come
on man its Christmas.” He says while spinning on his heals with a candy cane dangling
from his mouth.
“Why does that effect me” Raven mumbles while sliding off the counter top and heading
towards the couch.
“Oops thats right, I forgot your Jewish” Jericho says smacking himself in the head, “but
that shouldn’t matter its the holidays. And besides I know plenty of Jewish guys that
celebrate Christmas.”
“I’m still doing the Christmas thing but I don’t think I should be required to have holiday
cheer.” Rave says while slinking past Kevin who is dragging in the Christmas tree.
“Hey, well now look at you man” Kevin says picking at Raven’s curls, “pine needles all
in your hair.”
“Ahhh leave me be, what are you my mom” Raven says beginning a smacking fight
between him and Kevin.
“No thats Jericho’s job” Hunter says giggling while picking up the tree where Kevin
dropped it.
“Okay thats it” Jericho says, “see if I make any gingerbread Hunters for you.”
Buff’s Confessional:
Christmas time is here and look at us all. Half of us are cheery the rest of us have some how gotten worse. Raven and Rocky have for some reason become the two grinches of the household. I have a feeling there are a few of us getting coal for Christmas.
“Okay the tree is up now who wants to decorate” Hunter screams across the house.
“I DO!” about three voices ring from different areas of the house.
“I wish I could but I’m still baking” Jericho say with a bit of disappointment in his voice.
“Don’t worry dude I’ll take over here for you” Rocky says.
“Are you sure man” Jericho looks at him kind of funny, “I mean....”
“Yeah, yeah go on” Rocky says as Jericho rushes through the house, “now Raven will
you help me cut the cookies.”
“Yeah okay” Raven says without quarrel.
Kevin’s Confessional:
Its kind of odd you know. At first they were nasty about it, but they’re quietly and slowly getting better. I think it was the initial shock of not being with family over the holidays. Now I think the hardest part is going to be the shopping.
“I did it!” Buffs screams across the house, “I did it, I did it, I did it!”
“Did what” Raven says a little annoyed.
“I nabbed the last Furby in the store!” Buffs says while dancing around the room
swinging the Furby.
“Whos it for?” Raven questions the dancing fool.
“Are you nuts its for the whole house” Buffs says now a little winded, “you’d be so proud
of me man, I had to fight for it. Guess who I nabbed it from, go on guess.”
“I don’t know man” Raven moans.
“THAT IS MY FURBY!” a pissed off Hunter stomps into the house, black eye and all, “
you bastard give it back.”
Raven begins to laugh to himself as he watches Buff and Hunter rumble in the living
room. He mentions the fact that the thing will be broken soon so they give it to him to
watch as they kill each other. Once Buff knocked Hunter out with the side of the end
table, he looked to see where Raven was. But to his dismay Raven and the Furby is gone.
“Now where did he go” Buff wonders outloud.
Christmas day rolled around and the missing Furby had not resurfaced, despite the many
threats on Raven’s life made by both Hunter and Buff.
“Okay our first Christmas together, and we need to get something straight.” Kevin says in
front of the tree, “Hunter and Buff, the two of you must untie Raven and stop torturing
him. NOW!”
All the presents are given out save one. Everyone was happy, but Buff and Hunter were
fighting again over who would open the present that was addresed to the both of them.
“Mine, my name is on it before yours” Buff screams.
“ENOUGH!” Raven slams his new book on the table, “the past week or so you guys have
been yelling at me about the Christmas spirit and look at you now. I just can’t take it
anymore” Raven marches up the stairs as the others leave Hunter and Buff on the couch.
They open up their box and in it was their Furby. It was now wearing a little DX shirt and a tiny Buff nWo hat. They just looked at each other and then looked in the direction of Raven’s room and then at each other. They both get up leaving the Furby sitting on the table, two days later it was back in its box sitting at the bottom of the closet.
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