Jericho’s Confessional:
Alright there is a growing problem here in the house. One word, nudity. You know its different when you’re in a locker room or even the bathroom. But when you walk downstairs in the morning to make breakfeast, you do not want the first thing that you see is your roomate sitting butt naked on the couch reading the paper, which you don’t want to think about how he got ahold of the thing. And you’re just happy that the paper is laying on his lap covering what you don’t want to see.
“Ahhhhhh dude!” Raven screams as he walks out of his room the same time as Buff.
“What” Buff says kind of groggy.
“I don’t want to see that” Raven says, “at least not the first thing in the morning.”
“Morning smorning, its one in the afternoon” Kevin says passing by.
“Someone must have slept in” Hunter remarks from the couch downstairs.
“What do you mean slept in” Jericho asks,”this is the time Raven always crawls out of
bed.”
“Not Raven, Buff” Hunter explains, “Ravens never seen Buff when he first gets out of
bed, cause Buffs usually is the first one up.”
“Well now I’m blind” Raven says trying to get to the bathroom.
Kevin’s Confessional:
I will admit I was as suprised as Raven was when first confronted with Buff’s little habit, but now its getting a bit annoying. Not only does he wander the house in the nude, but he goes in the yard like that and swims like that too. Our lady neighbors love him to death. But we don’t know what to do with him, or do we.
“Hey Raven” Kevin calls after him on his way to the kitchen counter.
“Yeah man, what is it” Raven tiredly asks, still feeling the affects from his abrupt
awakening.
“I’m setting the alarm tommorow morning so that we can get up before Buff” Kevin
begins to explain his plan to Raven.
Later that night, Buff sees that Hunter is spending the night in Kevin and Raven’s room.
“Hey man why aren’t you sleeping in our room” Buff questions Hunter.
“Oh, I have some crap to discuss with them” Hunter begins to b.s. his way into an
answer, “Kevins having a bit of a problem and he needs to talk to me about it.”
“Okay I get it, personal problems. Can’t Raven help him with it” Buff begins to think it
out.
“No this is beyond his capacity” Hunter continues to b.s. his way through the
conversation. Buff begins to think that Hunter sees him as an idiot.
“Somethings up” Buff thinks to himself, “I better think about this. Raven not having the
capacity to think of something, thats just a bunch of crap.”
The next morning Buff wanders out of his room and wanders down the stairs to get the
paper as usual. As he wanders back through the living room he notices that the rest of the
household is sitting on the couch, completely naked and watching tv.
“You know guys that just ain’t something I want to see in the morning” Buff says sternly,
“put some pants on for heavens sake.”
“Your one to talk......” Rocky stops mid-sentance and realizes that Buff is completely
dressed.
“Sometimes I wonder about you guys and what you were into before I moved in here”
Buffs says as he leaves the room shaking his head. All heads turn towards Hunter.
“WHAT!” Hunter says exasperated.
“You just had to go on about why you were rooming with us for the night didn’t you”
Kevin fusses at Hunter.
“What did you think that Buff’s stupid” Raven says as the rest of them got up from the
couch and rushed to there rooms to get dressed.
Hunter is left alone on the couch in his nakedness, and begins to think to himself.
“Well how was I to know he was smart” he says quietly, “you know I think I kind of like
being naked on the couch.”
“Can you blame me then” Hunter turns and sees Buff once again reading the newspaper,
luckily with it laying on his lap.
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