Well as many of you know I recently went to see a WCW house show with my buds. Yes I traveled two hours and skipped the prom just so I could see Raven fight DDP. This is a little story of the experiences that I had good and bad.
First off I need to tell you about the people I went with so you can understand what it was like more vividly.
Scotty: My bud, about 5’5”, yet kind of buff. He is a major Sting fan and someday wants
to get in the ring himself. A major spazz, not unlike myself hates Goldberg and
DDP, and doesn’t care much for the NWO either.
Jim: Tall lanky blond goof, aka Slim Jim, one of those people who is just there, but hes
pretty cool. A Goldberg fan, and just to annoy me cheered for DDP.
Me: Only girl in the whole group, I’m a major flocky, no one better say anything about
Raven in my presence, or any other flock members either. I’m the one everyone picks
on at school. Trust me I know pain and rejection.
Alright now that thats done on with the story. We left home around 4 something, 20 minutes into the drive Scotty and Jim were passed out. Chris was in another car so I had to just sit there and watch Jim sleep for about a half an hour. Scotty woke up and saw Jim sleeping so both of us were staring at him, I was just about to take a picture of sleeping beauty but he woke up. When we finally made it to Charlotte we hit a major wall of traffic it was almost 7 and the show started at 7:30. We were surrounded by other fans in the other cars. Some goof kid held up an NWO sign and Jim almost got out of the car to get him, I was like “no Jim don’t do it hes not worth it” then the kid turned the sign around and it said “Goldberg Rules Raven Stinks” and I was like “Jim get out of my way I’ll kill him!” he wouldn’t let me get out. Well we got dropped of at the arena and got in in time. We went and found our seats, they were awsome, not on the floor but right up front where we didn’t have to worry about people standing up in front of us and blocking our view. Then I went and got my Raven shirt to wear. While I was in the bathroom changing I heard a bunch of cheering, I left the bathroom and saw a group of people but no one was there, it turns out I missed Kevin Nash coming into the building. I found Scotty and we went and sat down while we waited for Jim to come back. He comes out with a Goldberg shirt on and a Sting mask for his little brother. Me and Scotty wouldn’t look at him the rest of the night because of the shirt. Now the first match.....The Barbarian vs. Buddy Rogers? dude man how boring. The next match..... Reese yay vs. Hacksaw boo...for the first time I realize how big Reese is, he is a monster, but he looses anyway. I think I was the only one who cheered for him in the whole arena, so Reese if you heard some crazy chick screaming for you it was me. Alright intermission time, Jim needs to get me a soda because I’m loosing my voice from yelling at Reese. Now we’re back its time for the man.....Raven vs. DDP...this is what I’ve been waiting for. Here comes Raven everyone boooos including Jim who quickly gets a punch in the rib cage from me. Me and Scotty boo DDP majorly ewwww hes even uglier in person than he is on tv. They fight all over the place, all I can see now is Raven getting thrown against a wall. Now they’re back in the ring Raven has the chair! Drop toe hold, DDP goes face first into the chair, Scotty and I go ballistic, Evenflow onto the chair! again we go ballistic, whats this DDP kicks out what the hell! Oh no Diamond cutter its all over......Raven gets up the crowd boos me and Scotty are screaming “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!” still......the rest of the matches are a blur to me, all I know is that these people definatly need to leave Raven alone, I know I still love you Scott, you and Reese can count on me. Well Sting comes out a little later on Sting comes out and beats on Nash....this is where I was not really paying to much attention. After it all ends I go to get another Raven shirt for me to sleep in, I see that all the other merchandise has been bought out except Raven’s shirts, again I realize how much people hate him, its rather depressing. Well we went to eat at Subway since I hadn’t eaten all day. It was then Scotty got his first look at Jim’s Goldberg shirt, hes starts cracking up, I’m like “whats so funny?” he says “I just now looked at Jim’s shirt real good” so I look and I see what hes talking about. On the shirt Goldberg is making a funny face because hes trying to look all intense I start laughing and say “He looks like hes taking a dump!” Jim looks and sees that I’m right and he starts laughing. Well on the way home we stopped at the rest area, I come out of the bathroom and find Jim looking at the vending machine. I’m like “what are you looking at?” hes like “Look Rolaids, I might need those so I can drop a Goldberg” That was it the beginning of our new catch phrase. Another hour or so in the car and we get to Scotty’s house. Once inside Jim looks at me and says “I think I have to go drop a Goldberg” and runs to the bathroom. Well its final, now everytime someone has to use the bathroom they have to say “I’ve got to go drop a Goldberg”.
Well if you think that this story was pointless its not. I wrote this to inform all of you who are like me and hate Goldberg, you can do something about it. In order to get you point through use our little catch phrase “I’ve got to go drop a Goldberg” when ever you need to use the john. This clearly shows that you associate him with crap, therefore showing that you don’t like him. Use the phrase amung your friends see if they catch on, maybe someday I’ll hear someone else use it and I’ll know why
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