Val is sitting on the front lawn in a vain attempt to get a tan.
“Why don’t you just come in” Disco asks Val, “there is no sun out today.”
“Because theres always time to show off to the ladies of the neighborhood” Val explains.
“What ladies” Mark comments from the front porch, “we’re the youngest people in the
neighborhood.”
“Awww come on” Val says, “theres one right there” he says while waving to the girl
across the street.
“Ummm Val” Disco whispers to him, “take off your sunglasses.”
Val takes his sunglasses off and sees that the girl he was waving at was actually one of
Mark’s biker buddies that came to visit, and he didn’t look happy.
“Whos the gay wad” the biker asks Mark as they enter the house.
Disco’s Confessional:
Well so far so good. Me and Val had fun decorating our room.... its full of girls. Mark and Mick have a dark motif going in their room. And Bret and Savage have a room split down the middle, each side dedicated to the size of their egos. Marks really cool, creepy but cool. So far I have to get to know the others.
“Does the grass here grow real fast or something” Bret asks while looking out the
window.
“No... why” Mark responds over his paper.
“Cause for the past few days I’ve seen the same guy mowing his lawn” Bret answers.
“Hmmm” Mark sounds puzzled as he gets up to look with Bret.
At that moment Val walks up the driveway with a girl.
“Watch this” Mark says to Bret as they go to confront Val.
“Hey Val” Mark calls out.
“Yeah Mark” Val answers over his shoulder as they head towards the living room.
“You know my riding buddy that you hit on this morning” Mark says with all seriousness
in his face.
“Uhhh yeah” Val says while glancing at the girl nervously.
“Bret understands the game and says, “well he left you a message.”
“Yeah he did” Mark adds.
“What did he say” Val begins to get frightened at the thought of an angry biker punching
him senseless.
“He says he’ll be ready at 8:00” Mark says.
“And hes so thrilled that you think hes hot” Bret begins.
“That it may be a very special night for you” Mark finishes while winking at Val.
The two of them turn and walk out of the room giggling. And Val’s girl walks out of the
house.
“That was dirty and mean” Val screams.
Mick’s Confession:
Well now Vals all upset at Bret and Mark. I should have known that those two would get along. They used to be good friends you know. I just think Val set himself up for that one. I guess he’ll be more careful from now on.
Mick goes up the stairs and into his room. All of a sudden loud crashes and screams are
heard from his room. Mark and the others take off up the stairs to see what happened.
Mick’s half of the room is all torn up, and Mick is just sitting on the bed reading.
“What happened in here” Disco asks.
“What are you talking about” Mick says, “I’ve been reading for hours.”