The Bad Pick-up Lines Page

I've got a deep thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

That's a nice smile you've got, shame that's not all you're wearing.

I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.

What nice legs you've got. I wouldn't mind wearing them as a belt,or neck tie if you prefer.

Do you like scrambled eggs? Good, because that's what you'll be cooking tomorrow morning.

I have F, C, and a K, but what I really need is you.

Ever played leap frog naked?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

So you wanna come over and shave my back?

Hi, do you know why you should masturbate with "these" two fingers? [holding up two fingers]

Obvious reply: No, why?

Because they're mine.

Wanna be my love buffet? I'll lay you out on the table and take what I want.

I want to put my face between your breasts and make motorcycle noises.

Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

I love you. I want to marry you. Now fuck my brains out.

[Use index finger to call someone over then say] I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

I don't want to be alone when I go to bed tonight, but I do when I wake up

That dress is very becoming on you. Of course I could be cumming on you too!

You can be on top.

Excuse me, Miss, would you give head to perfect stranger? Then allow me to introduce myself.

Hi, I'm conducting a feel test of how many women have pierced nipples.

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.

*I can suck you so hard that you'll have to pick the sheets out of your butt when I'm finished.

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