The United States of Pat Citizenship Test

To become an official citizen of The United States of Pat, email your answers of the following questions to jestb@hotmail.com.

1. What is your favorite MLB team?

2. In your opinion, are the Milwaukee Bucks a good basketball team?

3. If you become a citizen, will you worship the President?

4. Have you heard of the Wisconsin Badgers?

5. Do you mind political insanity?

6. Do you like the "Bert is Evil" homepage?

7. What are your comments reguarding this homepage?

Thank you for applying for citizenship. You will not have to pay taxes (luckily), and if accepted, your name will be added to the citizenship list to be displayed to the page. You will receive confirmation as to whether or not you have been accepted if you leave your email address.

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