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Signs Your Name Is Ed
Lines In Bold Are My Personal Favorites.
10. Lots of times when people see you, they say, "Hi, Ed."
9. You receive junk mail that reads: "You may already have won, Ed."
8. When your girlfriend breaks up with you, the letter begins "Dear Ed..."
7. Hippies who attend all your concerts are known as "Edheads."
6. Let's say you're playing baseball. You're the shortstop and there's a
pop up between you and the third baseman. You drift under it to make the
catch when suddenly the third baseman comes over and says, "I got it, Ed."
5. Your name rhymes with red, but it's not Fred, Ted or Ned.
4. You always get a friendly slap on the back and knowing wink whenever you
run into Ed Asner.
3. It seems like every time you get hit on the head with something, it's
right after someone yells "Look out, Ed!"
2. You embark on a career in rap music as Snoop Doggy Ed.
1. You sign all of your letters to Penthouse, "Jim".
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