Top Ten
Good Things About Being A Two-Time NBA Champion
Lines In Bold Are My Personal Favorites.
10. Just six more championships, and you'll have an eight-peat
9. Every time you eat a Dorito in public, you make a cool million bucks
8. Get to co-anchor CBS News with Dan Rather
7. When you eat at Howard Johnson's, they slip you a couple extra fried
clams
6. When you go to Disneyworld, Mickey has to kiss up to you
5. For some reason, after you win the title twice, those cute Doublemint
Twins start hanging around
4. Every night for the rest of your life, you're bathin' in Gatorade!
3. "Hakeem" will become the most popular name for newborn babies
2. Congratulatory lap dance from Marv Albert
1. Get to meet Batman!
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