Top Ten
Ways To Make Basketball More Exciting
Lines In Bold Are My Personal Favorites.
10. Technical foul equals loss of possession and pants
9. Ball dangerously overinflated with hydrogen
8. If a fan throws something from the stands and it goes in the basket, it
counts for his team
7. Players ride around the court on angry llamas
6. Three words: Giant flyin' rats (shot of flyin' rat)
5. Shot worth 10 points if you bounce it off an opponent's head
4. Players must constantly shout name of shoe company they have an
endorsement deal with
3. Michael Jordan still gets to use a baseball bat
2. Get a couple of new play-by-play guys for Marv Albert (vt Mujibur and
Sirajul)
1. Make a foul shot, win a car!
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