Top Ten
Mike Tyson Excuses

Lines In Bold Are My Personal Favorites.

10. Got a little carried away after seing Face/Off.
9. Really wanted to win first prize on America's Funniest Home Videos.
8. Like this doesn't happen every year in the Masters.
7. Whenever Moe bites Curly's ear, It's Hilarious!
6. Has to do this sort of thing to make up for the fact that he talks like Melanie Griffith.
5. I guess you've never heard of a little thing called "strategy".
4. Ears is Tasty
3. "It was self-defense -- He wouldn't stop punching me"
2. "Disqualified" sounds better than "Got his Butt kicked all over the ring"
1. He ran out of gum











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