Full name:
Simon Grossman
Nickname:
Grossy
D.O.B.
3/3/78
Occupation:
Accounts Clerk
Height and Weight (before dinner):
191cms, 98kgs
Car:
Three quarters of a Monaro (Lygon st beckons.)
Recruited from:
Bundoora
Favourite Position:
Full Back
You must eat a lot with that big body - what's your favourite food and drink?
Pasta and Lemonade
Favourite TV show:
Dawson's Creek
Favourite Movie
Point Break
Favourite Song
Sir Psycho Sexy by the Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Who would you invite to your dream dinner party?
Mick Conlan from Fitzroy, Monica Lewinsky, Meg Ryan, and Keanu Reeves
Your parents are into country music - has that rubbed off on you? fave music?
I like anything really - mainly 70's and 80's stuff
What other sports do you play or have you played?
Played a bit of rugby and cricket
Most Embarrassing Moment:
Getting "Mark of the Year" taken over me the other year down at Kadinia Park
Funniest moment in football:
Kicking a goal from Full Back and telling the Full Forward about it
You won several triathlons this year - do you practice or what?!
No
Is dating trainers a bad idea?
Yes.
Tell us about your girlfriend:
She's the one, don't even think about it!
Do you shave or wax those legs?:
shave
Complete the following: "If I was Mark "Wilbur" Williams I would..."
Put me at Full Forward
Pre game superstitions:
Get there late
You're a strong campaigner on the football trips - tell us one quick football trip story:
You know the rule, what happens on the footy trip stays on the trip. But did I tell you about the time me and Tommy....(heheheh - sorry couldn't print the rest!)
Comments on the season ahead?
It should be a hard season and very challenging playing against the new sides in the competition, but it will hopefully be a lot of fun and pretty enjoyable, especially the more successful we are.