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Ok so this is aunty Gracie's dancing lessons...here in just under 100 steps, i can teach you to dance just like me....( i am such a good dancer)....ready?
1.Ok so first you need your fav tune to dance to....some of my personal favourites include:
~DOLLY PARTON (god i wish i had boobs like hers
~Shania Twain (dun be stoopid!)
~LAmbchop
And Occasionally I like Ricky Martin, Jennifer Lopez, Usher and other stuff.....R&B and the rest i guess..... though nothing beats SQUARE DANCING!!!!!!!!!!
2.Now you find a partner to dosey doe with! YEEHAA!!!!! Finding partners is easy, specially if you're pwitty! (just like me!!!). Otherwise there are dating agencies and so on...but some ppl out there might just get lucky!
3.This is where things get a little more tricky...but dun worry, aunty GRacie is her to help U!!!!! Once you got that music aplaying, you grab your partner and count yourselves in....1.....2....3....4...let's GO!!!!!!!!
4.And now a 1....2....3...4..., you put your right hand in, you put your right hand out, you put your right hand in and you shake it all about, you do the HOkey Gracie and you turn around, and thats what its all about!!!!!!!!!
.:DOSEY DOE HERE, AND DOsEY DOE THERE, SWING tO THE LEFT, and SWING TO THE RIGHT, NOW CHANGE THOSE PARTNERS AND CLAP THOSE HANDS and TAP THOSE FEET, OMG! YOU'RE dOING IT RIGHT!:.
5.Now the left...2...3...4.. you put your left hand in, you put your left hand out, you put your left hand in, and you shake it all about, you do the HOKEY GRACIE and you turn around......and thats what its all about!!!!!!!!!!
.:DOSEY DOE HERE, AND DOsEY DOE THERE, SWING tO THE LEFT, and SWING TO THE RIGHT, NOW CHANGE THOSE PARTNERS AND CLAP THOSE HANDS and TAP THOSE FEET, OMG! YOU'RE dOING IT RIGHT!:.
6.Now the right again...2...3...4.. you put your right leg in, you put your right leg out, you put your right leg in, and you shake it all about, you do the HOKEY GRACIE and you turn around......and thats what its all about!!!!!!!!!!
.:DOSEY DOE HERE, AND DOsEY DOE THERE, SWING tO THE LEFT, and SWING TO THE RIGHT, NOW CHANGE THOSE PARTNERS AND CLAP THOSE HANDS and TAP THOSE FEET, OMG! YOU'RE dOING IT RIGHT!:.
7.Now the left leg this time and a 1...2...3...4.. you put your left leg in, you put your left leg out, you put your left leg in, and you shake it all about, you do the HOKEY GRACIE and you turn around......and thats what its all about!!!!!!!!!!
.:DOSEY DOE HERE, AND DOsEY DOE THERE, SWING tO THE LEFT, and SWING TO THE RIGHT, NOW CHANGE THOSE PARTNERS AND CLAP THOSE HANDS and TAP THOSE FEET, OMG! YOU'RE dOING IT RIGHT!:.
8.YEAH, you're doing great, if you've made it this far!!!! Ok now is the head... and a 1...2...3...4.. you put your head in, you put your head out, you put your head in, and you shake it all about, you do the HOKEY GRACIE and you turn around......and thats what its all about!!!!!!!!!!
.:DOSEY DOE HERE, AND DOsEY DOE THERE, SWING tO THE LEFT, and SWING TO THE RIGHT, NOW CHANGE THOSE PARTNERS AND CLAP THOSE HANDS and TAP THOSE FEET, OMG! YOU'RE dOING IT RIGHT!:.
9.Getting there, my funky friends!!! and a 1...2...a...1...2...3...4.. you put your whole self in, you put your whole self out, you put your whole self in, and you shake it all about, you do the HOKEY GRACIE and you turn around......and thats what its all about!!!!!!!!!!
.:DOSEY DOE HERE, AND DOsEY DOE THERE, SWING tO THE LEFT, and SWING TO THE RIGHT, NOW CHANGE THOSE PARTNERS AND CLAP THOSE HANDS and TAP THOSE FEET, OMG! YOU'RE dOING IT RIGHT!:.
COoL STUFF PPLS!!!!!!!!! OK next lesson, we move on to more difficult stuff......
GRACEKIN'S FOOLPROOF TIPS ON HOW TO DANCE
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