有一位上了年紀的老先生要到銀行辦事,老先生停好機車,忘了將口罩脫下 就走進了銀行.一進銀行,櫃台小姐就對老先生說:老先生麻煩"脫口罩一下"(用台語念),老先生一聽納悶一下,然後就脫下褲子在銀行跑了一圈,把銀行的小姐嚇的花容失色.

What's the difference between men and women? Women play hard to get. Men get hard to play

Three little old ladies were enjoying a night on the town when they were accosted by a flasher. The first little old lady had a stroke. Then the second little old ladie had a stroke. But third little old lady refused to touch it.

During halftime of an embarrasing game, Bill Parcels entered the locker room carrying a live alligator. Glaring at the players, he dropped his pants and the reptile clamped its jaws around his organ. After several minutes of this, Parcels poked the reptile in the eye and it released his penis and scuttled away. "Any of you wimps man enough to do that?" He bellowed After a moment, the new place kicker raised his hand, "I am coach, but please, don't poke me in the eye.

After insulting the female genie from the magic bottle, Carlos makes a wish to wake up with three women in his bed. So the annoyed genie says "So be it!", and disappears back into the bottle. Next morning, Carlos wakes up with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding and Hillary Clinton. His penis is gone, his leg is broken, and he has no health insurance.

NBA四大天王



某日，NBA的四大天王一同去上廁所，依序是：

歐尼爾、歐拉朱望、尤恩、喬登。

自覺"xx"不小的歐拉朱望看了正在噓噓的歐尼爾，

很得意的說：o'neal (oh!nill)

被稱為"釘子"的小歐不甘心地看看隔壁的歐拉朱望，

驚嘆的說：Olajuwon (oh!large one)

老歐以為將要稱霸男壇了，沒想到與尤恩一比之下。

才知....Ewing! (you wing!)

尤恩淫笑兩聲，看了隔壁的天王巨星麥可喬登為何一言不發。

不看則已，一看驚人...臉頰掛著傷心的淚水，蹣跚地走出門外

老歐，小歐追了出去........"怎樣！怎樣！"

......."oh!Jordan" (oh!"糾等")


p.s還看不懂嗎?"糾等"...."很長"的台語啦!

話說有兩個女僕在聊天.... A女僕在complain她家太太老是叫她做這做那的....她都只 好低聲下氣的說...."是的 ....太太!! 是的 ....太太!" B女僕就說: 妳該滿足了....我都只能忍氣吞聲的說... "先生....不要!!!先生....不要...."

有一個獵人,一日騎著馬,帶著他的狗企打獵, 他們找了好久,卻都找不到累物,一直到了下午都沒休息 突然間那隻馬說:"你素想累死偶,素不素?" 那獵人一聽:馬居然會講話,嚇的拔腿就跑. 那隻狗也嚇到跟著獵人一起跑 跑了好久,就在一棵樹下停下來休息 獵人還驚魂未定,那隻狗一邊喘氣一邊說 :"嚇鼠人了,馬居然會說話!" 那獵人當場就被嚇死了.