1 dump already taken today
2 hours of trying to log into hotmail
3 days til christmas!
4 hours til I get my first presents
13 days off from here
65,000+ frequent flyer miles in less than 6 months
Twas the night before Christmas
and all through email...
HRDG was hoppin
but my PC was a snail
Preto was all snuggled,
Passed out in his bed
while visions of hot slors
danced through his head
The pledge was all flustered
Because he could buy no beer.
But by the looks of this boy
It's Bobby Hill, the queer.
There would be no representin
In C-town for the Schack.
He had promised his family
He'd tilt a few back.
Then there was Hickey
a stoner at best.
Who had visions of the girl
and her 16 year old breasts.
Lutz was not thinking
of christmas at all.
All he really wanted was to be
the King of Fanball.
Big Dog sat by the chimney
with care
Thoughts of drinkin on the Millenium
night. Would he dare?
Fulk and his family we could
not forget.
But they live in West Virginia
we sadly regret.
Hobart the stud wondered
who he'd have next.
Would it be more than 2 girls
to engage in his sex?
While JoeB was quiet
haven't heard from in a while.
The thought of someday graduating
giving a smile...
Kempner, my little, was
watching the game.
The Bearcats lose in the second round
Oh how the shame.
When what does my sensitive
nose start to smell?
It's j weed and his incredible
weed bong from hell.
Gimme 1 hit, gimme 2 hits
Make it three, make it four
I have forgotten my name
as I fall to the floor.
I hear frightening sounds
I think are from above.
But no, its my boy weaver
and he's got nothin but love.
From out of the Blue
wearing sneakers and all,
it's the man with no game
it's my main man pete call.
JayLin was taling the
Trash of the town.
But unlike the Rock
he has no Smack to put down.
Skippy and his sidekick
were next to appear.
With their schlongs aimed at all
the hot chicks far and near
A beer for one,
a beer for all
It's Christmas time
the best time of all
So as I finish this email
I want to wish you goodwill.
With one last remaining question-
Has anyone seen Phil?
Merry Christmas All!
-b
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