Okay fellas...great to see everyone this weekend.
Definitely going to go down as a classic weekend.
Unfortunately, I was a drunken ass and didn't hang out
with as many alums as I would have liked (Big Dog/Mel,
Harmon/Jeffers, Josh, etc.). Sorry about that. I
blame it on the Buuuuuullll. Here's my list of
classic (fuzzy) memories from the weekend...
1.) What weekend memories wouldn't be complete w/o
the Gloooooooove, the Buuuuulll, and the Saaaaaack.
2.) 74 Red Bulls and Vodka
3.) Pete Call...worst wingman ever
4.) Convincing D-Roy to go to Slouvaki's after being
kicked out last year.
5.) While sitting at Slouvaki's some REALLY fattie
walks by and says, "Don't I know you?" My reply. "No
you don't" (It wasn't Frost or JP, you a-holes)
6.) Friday morning...first thing out of Pete's mouth
(beside's my dick)..."My ass is numb"
7.) Molls: "Speaking of no game...where's Preto?"
8.) Hot college ladies at Ping. (Some things never
change)
9.) Pete not dunking on me after he talked so much
junk for the past 12 months about doing so.
10.) Going through 4 rolls of TP at Ty and the Sacks
place. I'm sure only 1 roll was from taking shits.
11.) Mark Offensmacker not saying more than 2 words
to the crew the entire weekend.
12.) Seeing everyone for the first time at BW3.
13.) Asking for a Red Bull and Vodka at BW3 and them
saying..."YOU DRANK IT ALL LAST NIGHT!"
14.) No more Guiness at O'Hooley's? What the fuck?
15.) Uhhh, when did Night Court become a townie bar?
16.) Black leather pants on female shufflers
17.) Watching Pete and C-Raub cockblock each other
over Robin Snyder at the Pub
18.) Playing "Quarters" with pennies in the back
corner of the Pub.
19.) "Schomm...Frost alert!" at the Junction. (BTW,
what does that have to do with me?)
20.) Seeing "Julie Kocsis Loves Donkey Punches
5-19-99" in all of it's glory still on the bathroom
wall of the Junction
21.) Watching Pete, D-Roy, Preto, and Corey cockblock
each other over Suzie Paden. Then watching their eyes
as I made my way over to say "hi"
22.) Carmen calling me gay and saying I can't drink?
Uhh, I've spilled more liquor then that guy has drank
in his life.
23.) Kemp Daddy buying Pita Pit and not remembering.
24.) Pete wanting munchies, yo. 20 mintues after
Pita Pit.
25.) C-Raub admitting to walking some girl home on
Saturday night after meeting her at 2:30 at Taco Bell.
As soon as they got to her place, she says..."You
know you aren't getting any, right?" *More on that
later*
26.) Not remembering the walk home any night this
weekend
27.) My Dreamcast controller still was never working
quite right
28.) Kempner Saturday morning: "Why do we have golf
so early on Saturday?" EVERY YEAR someone says this.
29.) Damon's munchies, yo.
30.) 4 hour nap interrupted every 20 minutes by
Kempner yelling at the Dreamcast
31.) Letting out a little "Hee-haw" to the Ploodge
and the Sack before Koscis introduced herself at
dinner.
32.) Sack saying "This is going to take awhile"
before Mr. Koscis introduced himself at dinner. Then
Keith stumbling as always to speak.
33.) Mr. and Mrs. Koscis deserving the DP once again
for telling the seniors to recite the Greek alphabet
and tell the story of how PK got his nickname (I think
that's what Keith was trying to say...it really didn't
sound like english).
34.) Yet another HRDG group photo after dinner. Can't
wait to see it.
35.) Being called a "Walking STD" by someone at the
party? What's up with that?
36.) Uhh, I don't remember much of the rest of
Saturday night.
37.) Walking home at 5am on Sunday morning from one
end of Athens to the Ty and Sacks place.
38.) "Sick...as...a...dog"
39.) Pete and I not saying more than 3 words to each
other b/c we felt so shitty on the ride back to Cbus
40.) Realizing that I ONCE AGAIN forgot to give
Harmon his Steven King book, even though I packed it
with me....DOH!
So, add more if you feel.
My Heisman vote has was a toss up...either C-Raub for
admitting to getting the Heisman, or Guido for trying
so hard with people that he had no shot at.
41.) Pledge's CRaub-like spill off Dobber's porch.
42.) Corey getting a job at Parker.
43.) Junction owner Keith telling the bouncers to let us in the side door, not card us, and treat us like VIP's.
44.) A Tom Whitby appearance at the CI.
45.) Tossing game at a random hottie in line at Souvlaki's for so long that Pete had to remind meto pick up my order.
46.)Joe Brown calling in my work as my dad and telling me to come
home because my sister was in the hospital so I could stay at BW3's and
drink.
47.)How cute Ryan and Dan looked sitting next to each other at
Damon's.
48.)Is it just me, or do Keith and Julie look like Weeble Wobble's?
49.)Schom telling the bartender at BW3's when she asked if he had a
limit "It's a Platinum, what the fuck do you think?"
50.)Nine missed phone calls and 4 drunken voicemails on Saturday
morning.
51.)My ankle really fuckin' hurts.
52.)Daubber winking his brown eye at everyone from the roof...
numerous times throughout the night.
53.)Schommer hitting on my girlfriend Friday night when I wasn't
there so I couldn't cockblock him... I still got laid.
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