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THE TRAGIC STORY OF RUSSELL BOYD (RUSTY)
HE WAS BORN... HEHEH ONLY KIDDING!

1. RUSSELL APPEARED TO BE A NORMAL SCHOOL BOY. HE HAD 2 FRIENDS BUT TA FEI KAY WAS A LONER SO HE CHOSE RUSTY. ALEX WAS A GERMAN FREAK BUT HE TRIED TO BE COOL AND HANGED OUT WITH RUSTY.

2. WHEN INTERVIEWED, SIAN WINTER EXPOSED HER ENCOUNTERS WITH RUSTY. "OH YEAH HE IS A REALLY WIERD GUY. BUT I HAVE BONED HIS SCRAWNY ASS ONCE IN A WHILE, WHEN I WAS REAL DESPERATE. BUT NOW A DAYS I STICK TO USING DOGS AND OTHER KITCHEN UTENSILS. I BET U HAVEN'T HEARD ABOUT HIS BUTT THING?"
WHEN QUESTIONED ABOUT "THE BUTT THING", SHE WOULD SAY NO MORE.

3. WE TAGGED A SPY AND GOT A GOOD PHOTO OF HIS BUTT IN AID TO SOLVE THIS "BUTT THING." HE WAS SEEN HERE WEARING HIS MOTHER'S BELT. WE ARE LOOKING INTO HIS POSSIBLE HABITS OF CROSS DRESSING AND OTHER FEMININE FEATURES.

4. WE DECIDED TO FIND ANY OF HIS OTHER ASSOCIATES. WE WERE TOLD THAT THE PIMP ON THE LEFT USED TO KNOW RUSTY. WHEN ASKED ABOUT "THE BUTT THING" HE REVOKED AND SAID, "WHO TOLD U ABOUT THAT? HE MADE ME... DID HE TELL U? DON'T LISTEN TO HIM. HE'S LYING. I... I... IT'S MORE THAN 3 INCHES I SWEAR. I TOLD HIM MINE WAS SMALL TO MAKE HIM FEEL BETTER ABOUT HIS." WE LEFT THE BEWILDERED MARCUS QUICKLY.

5. WE TALKED TO ROSS TO SEE HIS FEELINGS ON THE SITUATION. WE COULD NOT GET A CLEAR ANSWER BECAUSE HE KEPT RAMBLING ON ABOUT GOLF EXPERIENCES. WE FIGURED THIS GUY IS A LOSER AND HIS OPINION WOULD NOT COUNT ANYWAYS. WE HOPE FOR HIS SAKE HIS GOLF GAME IS AS GOOD AS HIS ABILITY TO TALK CRAP.

6. RUSTY IS SPOTTED HERE LOOKING INTO A MIRROR. LITTLE DOES HE KNOW THE SPY CAM WE HAVE HIDDEN. A SEVERE CASE OF VAINITY HAS BEEN DEDUCED FROM HIS DAILY 2 HOUR-STARING-INTO-THE-MIRROR ROUTINE.

7. AH HAH!! WE CATCH RUSTY HERE DRINKING ON THE JOB. HE LOOKS ON INTO A MIRROR WHICH HE BELIEVES IS SAFE! MUHAHAHAHA WE HAVE CAUGHT U RUSTY!
U KNOW THAT EVIL CAN NEVER TURN THE TABLES ON GOOD!

8. OH NO! IT WASN'T ANY OLD DRINK. WE KNOW NOW WHAT IT IS! "THE BUTT THING" WAS RUSTY UNLOADING HIS BUTT JUICE INTO A BOTTLE AND WHEN HE DRINKS IT... HE BECOMES... SOMETHING THAT IS UNSTOPPABLE AND WE MAY NEVER SEE THE END OF TERROR. PRAY FOLKS FOR OUR FUTURE! CALL GREENPIECE!

I WOULD LIKE TO THANK RUSTY AND ALL THE OTHERS FOR ALLOWING  ME TO USE HIM IN MY STORY. THE STORY MAY NOT BE ENTIRELY TRUE BUT THE VAINITY AND BUTT JUICE COULD BE... NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!

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