Hitler!?
By: X-51

Many people believe that at the end of WWII, Hitler committed suicide with his highest in command and mistress. However that's not the case. After the allied capture of Berlin, Americans and Russians were shocked to discover that the Fuhrer had actually slipped through their fingers. In an effort to cover up their blunder Soviet troops claimed an unidentifiable body as Hitler's. The leader of the 3rd Reich in reality had already made his way to America where people would never think to look for him.

Now, after nearly 50 years of refuge in the United States, he has been found! In the Connecticut School System ... yes, right here under our very noses in the guise of a Janitor at SHS. After realizing that we knew who he was, Adolf quickly changed his appearance ... by altering his moustache! He did this immediately following the request by several students to sign their copies of Mein Kampf. A sign of embarrassment ... or guilt? Only time will tell ...



Hitler, Sabotage (Beastie Boys), Or Common Janitor???