SAM ADAMS UNIVERSITY
MEDIA GUIDE

This is where you can find anything you want to know about the Sam Adams University Vomiting Drunks. The Drunks are founding members of the CCFFL and have not changed much since their inception in 1998 except replacing 2-year head coach Homer Simpson with Anna Kournikova, who was replaced by current head coach Richard Cheese. The Drunks were members of the Gary Coleman Division until the 2001 expansion prompted their realignment to the Mushmouth Division. The team was retired prior to the 2007 season as owner Scot Geutreaux moved on.

All-Time Record
50-52-1
Year by Year Results
(* denotes bowl game)

1998(7-4, 3-2) South Park, W 106-41 Fairweather Johnson, W 54-47 South Central, L 45-71 College, W 54-49 Palmetto St, L 57-61 Slacker, W 55-39 Burlington, L 57-60 Goldberg, W 67-47 Cincinnati, W 47-34 Bacardi, L 60-64 Nietzche, W 54-37	1999(4-7, 2-3) South Park, L 51-106 Duff Beer, L 54-60 South Central, L 47-63 College, W 68-32 Palmetto St, L 42-47 Slacker, L 54-74 Burlington, L 18-73 Lou Holtz, W 67-48 Bacardi, L 32-56 Yellow Ledbetter, W 58-49 Headbanging, W 72-52	2000(5-6, 4-1) South Park, L 62-81 Duff Beer, W 76-64 South Central, L 41-44 College, L 66-73 Palmetto St, L 30-41 Slacker, L 38-66 Burlington, L 32-111 Lou Holtz, W 77-56 Cincinnati, W 52-36 Bacardi, W 59-44 Headbanging, W 50-47
2001(5-5, 3-0) College, L 47-48 Foggy Bottom, L 52-100 Cincinnati, W 93-44 Football Team, L 60-68 Million Dollar, W 65-45 Burlington, L 84-100 Slacker, W 65-55 Bite Me, W 66-31 South Central, W 110-58 Bacardi, L 103-110	2002(10-3, 1-2) Foggy Bottom, W 77-73 College, W 80-38 Million Dollar, L 58-79 Duff Beer, W 108-69 Headbanger, W 107-71 Burlington, L 64-66 Bacardi, W 87-43 Slacker, L 46-74 Pee Dee, W 62-46 Cincinnati, W 75-51 Morristown, W 70-17 Bite Me, W 111-70 Football Team, W 92-54*	2003(6-6, 3-4, 1-2) Headbanger, L 18-25 Foggy Bottom, W 61-46 Palmetto St, W 88-47 Football Team, W 54-21 Cincinnati, L 26-49 Million Dollar, L 30-33 Bacardi, W 49-36 Morristown, W 66-18 Duff Beer, L 51-64 Slacker, L 32-77 Burlington, L 14-63 Bite Me, W 65-41
2004(3-7-1, 2-4-1, 0-2-1) Burlington, W 53-6 Cincinnati, L 50-71 Palmetto St, W 43-40 Pee Dee, L 18-29 Million Dollar, T 45-45 Morristown, W 21-17 South Central, L 43-52 Slacker, L 23-39 Duff Beer, L 30-48 Headbanger, L 26-57 Bite Me, L 30-56	2005(7-5, 5-2, 2-1) Burlington, L 34-42 Duff Beer, W 41-25 Cronko, L 39-57 Slacker, W 41-2 College, W 43-37 Morristown, L 29-51 Cincinnati, W 88-50 Palmetto St, W 53-47 Million Dollar, W 46-4 Headbanger, W 47-46 Bite Me, L 19-63 Burlington, L 31-51*	2006(3-9, 2-5, 1-2) South Central, W 91-77 Burlington, L 46-49 Duff Beer, L 54-59 Betty White, L 32-94 Slacker, W 75-45 Clermont, L 63-72 Morristown, W 61-40 Cincinnati, L 49-66 Palmetto St, L 58-93 Million Dollar, L 25-45 Headbanger, L 42-59 Bite Me, L 58-59

Career Record vs. Opponents

Betty White (0-1-0) 2006, L 32-94	Bite Me (3-3-0) 2001, W 66-31 2002, W 111-70 2003, W 65-41 2004, L 30-56 2005, L 19-63 2006, L 58-59	Burlington (1-9-0) 1998, L 57-60 1999, L 18-73 2000, L 32-111 2001, L 84-100 2002, L 64-66 2003, L 14-63 2004, W 53-6 2005, L 34-42 2005, L 31-51* 2006, L 46-49
Cincinnati (5-3-0) 1998, W 47-34 2000, W 52-36 2001, W 93-44 2002, W 75-51 2003, L 26-49 2004, L 50-71 2005, W 88-50 2006, L 49-66	Clermont (2-2-0) 2001, L 52-100 2002, W 77-73 2003, W 61-46 2006, L 63-72	College (4-2-0) 1998, W 54-49 1999, W 68-32 2000, L 66-73 2001, L 47-48 2002, W 80-38 2005, W 43-37
Cronko (0-1-0) 2005, L 39-57	Duff Beer (4-4-0) 1998, W 54-47 1999, L 54-60 2000, W 76-64 2002, W 108-69 2003, L 51-64 2004, L 30-48 2005, W 41-25 2006, L 54-59	Headbanger (4-3-0) 1999, W 72-52 2000, W 50-47 2002, W 107-71 2003, L 18-25 2004, L 26-57 2005, W 47-46 2006, L 42-59
Million Dollar (3-5-1) 1998, W 106-41 1999, L 51-106 2000, L 62-81 2001, W 65-45 2002, L 58-79 2003, L 30-33 2004, T 45-45 2005, W 46-4 2006, L 25-45	Morristown (4-1-0) 2002, W 70-17 2003, W 66-18 2004, W 21-17 2005, L 29-51 2006, W 61-40	Palmetto St (3-4-0) 1998, L 57-61 1999, L 42-47 2000, L 30-41 2003, W 88-47 2004, W 43-40 2005, W 53-47 2006, L 58-93
Pee Dee (1-1-0) 2002, W 62-46 2004, L 18-29	Slacker (4-5-0) 1998, W 55-39 1999, L 54-74 2000, L 38-66 2001, W 65-55 2002, L 46-74 2003, L 32-77 2004, L 23-39 2005, W 41-2 2006, W 75-45	South Central (2-4-0) 1998, L 45-71 1999, L 47-63 2000, L 41-44 2001, W 110-58 2004, L 43-52 2006, W 91-77
Bacardi (3-3-0) 1998, L 60-64 1999, L 32-56 2000, W 59-44 2001, L 103-110 2002, W 87-43 2003, W 49-36	Football Team (2-1-0) 2001, L 60-68 2002, W 92-54* 2003, W 54-21	Goldberg (1-0-0) 1998, W 67-47
Lou Holtz (2-0-0) 1999, W 67-48 2000, W 77-56	Nietzche (1-0-0) 1998, W 54-37	Yellow Ledbetter (1-0-0) 1999, W 58-49

Team Superlatives

	1998 - 2002 and 2006 -	2003 - 2005*
Highest Point Total, Game -	111 vs Bite Me in 2002.	88 vs Palmetto St in 2003.
Highest Point Total, Season -	1037 in 2002.	554 in 2003.
Lowest Point Total, Season -	563 in 1999.	382 in 2004.
Lowest Point Total, Game -	18 vs Burlington in 1999.	14 vs Burlington in 2003.
Biggest Margin of Victory -	65 vs South Park in 1998 (106-41).	48 vs Morristown in 2003 (66-18).
Biggest Margin of Defeat -	79 vs Burlington in 2000 (32-111).	49 vs Burlington in 2003 (14-63).
Longest Winning Streak -	5 (week 9 2002 to week 13 2002)
Longest Losing Streak -	6 (week 7 2004 to week 1 2005)

*opponent defensive score subtracted from point total during 2003-2005 seasons

Player Records 2003 - 2006*

	Career	Season	Game
Most Points	Cody Hodges 219 in 2005.	Cody Hodges 219 in 2005.	Cody Hodges 32 in 2005.
Most Points (QB)	Cody Hodges 219 in 2005.	Cody Hodges 219 in 2005.	Cody Hodges 32 in 2005.
Most Points (RB)	Tatum Bell 139 in 2003.	Tatum Bell 139 in 2003.	Bobby Purify 22 in 2004.
Most Points (WR)	Ted Ginn 169 in 2005-2006.	Rashaun Woods 108 in 2003.	Jeff Webb 23 in 2005.
Most Points (K)	Alexis Serna 197 in 2005-2006.	Alexis Serna 101 in 2005.	Alexis Serna 18 in 2006.
Most Points (D)	Miami 334 in 2003-2006.	Miami 119 in 2003.	Miami 21 in 2005.

*player stats not available prior to 2003

Complete Player Stats (2003-2006)

	Player	Years	Starts	Points	PPS	Benched	PLOTB
1.	Miami	2003-2006	34	334	9.8	14	44
2.	Cody Hodges	2005	11	219	19.9	1	0
3.	Alexis Serna	2005-2006	22	197	9	2	0
4.	Troy Smith	2005-2006	12	180	15	12	179
5.	Ted Ginn	2005-2006	22	169	7.7	2	6
6.	Eli Manning	2003	10	162	16.2	3	0
7.	Nick Novak	2003-2004	20	150	7.5	4	0
8.	Tatum Bell	2003	11	139	12.6	2	0
9.	Aaron Rodgers	2004	9	137	15.2	3	6
10.	Jeff Webb	2004-2005	18	134	7.4	5	22
11.	Rashaun Woods	2003	11	108	9.8	2	0
12.	Notre Dame	2003-2006	13	94	7.2	35	135
13.	Robert Johnson	2006	11	69	6.3	1	16
14.	Bobby Purify	2004	8	66	8.2	3	15
15.	Mike Bell	2004-2005	10	64	6.4	13	46
16.	Kenneth Darby	2005-2006	13	62	4.8	11	27
17.	Keylon Kincade	2003	8	56	7	5	0
18.	Brandon Middleton	2003	5	47	9.4	8	0
19.	Kenny Irons	2006	8	44	5.5	4	13
20.	Selvin Young	2006	9	38	4.2	3	20
21.	Lorenzo Booker	2003-2006	8	34	4.2	41	108
22.	Steve Savoy	2004	3	27	9	3	28
23.	Casey Clausen	2003	1	26	26	5	0
24.	Bernard Berrian	2003	7	25	3.6	6	0
25.	Grant Adams	2004	8	23	2.9	3	8
26.	Lydell Ross	2004	5	20	4	6	8
27.	Darren McCaleb	2005-2006	2	18	9	22	115
28.	Gino Guidugli	2004	2	18	9	4	68

	Player	Years	Starts	Points	PPS	Benched	PLOTB
29.	Erik Davis	2004-2005	2	15	7.5	21	53
30.	Mike Imoh	2005	5	12	2.4	7	23
31.	Kyle Brown	2004-2005	3	10	3.3	20	35
32.	Uril Parrish	2005	1	9	9	11	32
33.	Donovan Woods	2004-2005	1	8	8	17	73
34.	Andre Brown	2006	3	8	2.7	9	32
35.	Demetris Summers	2003-2004	2	2	1	17	11
36.	Dennis Dixon	2006	0	0	0	12	94
37.	Leon Washington	2004	0	0	0	11	62
38.	Trent Edwards	2006	0	0	0	12	41
39.	Courtney Taylor	2005-2006	1	0	0	23	39
40.	Brady Leaf	2006	0	0	0	12	33
41.	Tre Smith	2005	0	0	0	12	31
42.	Patrick Turner	2005-2006	2	0	0	22	28
43.	Jesse Holley	2006	0	0	0	12	25
44.	Deyon Williams	2006	0	0	0	12	6
45.	Kejuan Jones	2004	1	0	0	4	6
46.	Keith Toogood	2004	1	0	0	10	1
47.	Fred Davis	2004	0	0	0	5	0
48.	Johnnie Morant	2003	0	0	0	13	0
49.	Carlyle Holiday	2003	1	0	0	6	0
50.	Wes Welker	2003	0	0	0	13	0
51.	Kyle Wright	2003-2004	0	0	0	24	0
52.	Bill Flowers	2003	1	0	0	12	0
53.	Mike Williams	2004	0	0	0	11	0
54.	Andre Caldwell	2003	0	0	0	13	0
55.	Nick Setta	2003	2	0	0	11	0
56.	Rodney Davis	2003	2	0	0	11	0

TROPHY CASE
Bowl Appearances (1-1)

2002 Partridge Bowl (defeated The Football Team 92-54)
2005 Brady Bunch Bowl (lost to Burlington 31-51)

Championships

2002 Partridge Bowl Champions

2005 Mushmouth Division Champions
2005 Emmanuel Lewis Conference

Awards

1998 QB of the Year - Tim Couch
2005 K of the Year - Alex Serna
2005 Newcomer of the Year - Cody Hodges

All-CCFFL Players

1998 QB - Tim Couch
2001 Def - Miami (second team)
2002 RB - Avon Cobourne (second team)
2002 RB - Larry Johnson (second team)
2003 WR - Rashaun Woods (second team)
2005 QB - Cody Hodges (second team)
2005 K - Alex Serna

First Round Picks

1998 - Tim Couch, QB, 3rd overall
1999 - Dez White, WR, 8th overall
2000 - Avon Cobourne, RB, 1st overall
2001 - None, traded 6th overall to South Central
2002 - Chris Brown, 4th overall (from College)
           ShanDerrick Charles, RB, 9th overall
2003 - Mike Williams, 4th overall (from Cincinnati)
            Demetris Summers, 6th overall (from Bite Me)
            Rodney Davis, 14th overall
2004 - Aaron Rodgers, QB, 7th overall
            Mike Bell, RB, 15th overall (from South Central through Morristown)
2005 - Cody Hodges, QB, 3rd overall
            Ted Ginn Jr, WR, 11th overall
2006 - Kenny Irons, RB, 15th overall

SAM ADAMS UNIVERSITY MEDIA GUIDE

SAM ADAMS UNIVERSITY
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