(Camera fades in on a deflated SEWF logo. A masked man begins to pump it up more and more until it finally explodes to reveal Stylin' Steve Chen sitting at the broadcast booth.)

SSC: Hello and welcome once again to the #1 rated Saturday wrestling show, that's right it's time to enter the MOTHERSHIP!!!!!! Tonight is loaded with talent and all the big stars of the SEWF are here tonight. We've got both finalists in the big heavyweight tourney in action, a retirement match, an old grudge match between Anson/Air and the New Horsemen, nWo galore, and a big main event cage match to cap off the night. Let's get this baby started with heavyweight tourney finalist Texas Assassin!

SINGLES ACTION
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Texas Assassin w/Dynamite Dave vs. Pscyho Saber

Saber came out first, to almost a complete chorus of boos, except for the one fan near the camera going nuts for Saber. TA came out with DDS to the cheers and delights of everyone. The two men circled each other and locked up. TA pushed Saber into a corner and gave him a chop. The whooooo can be heard throughout the arena. TA then whips Saber into the other corner, jumps off the top rope, grabs Saber's head and does a bulldog. TA picks up Saber and Saber goes down low. Cheap shot! Saber then locks on a fujiwa armbar but TA manages to reach the ropes and release the hold. As TA was talkin to Dave, Saber went for a kick but TA turned around, saw it, ducked it and hit a superkick of his own. From there he lifted Saber for a huge power bomb and locked on the Texas Cloverleaf for the win. After the match, Hawkeye RAV runs down to ringside as Texas Assassin is standing over Saber, pushes TA out of the way and starts pounding on Saber with of all things, a toaster! Texas Assassin, pulls back RAV and the two men stare before RAV leaves. Dave calls for medical attention on the bleeding Psycho Saber.
WINNER: Texas Assassin via Texas Cloverleaf

SSC: Looks like TA is gonna have some momentum going into the big PPV showdown with him and Caladan. Whoops, his music is playing, he must have something more to say.

(Texas Assasin's music starts playing and Caladan Moore, Thunder Rider and Christina emerge from the back. Thunder Rider is wearing a cowboy hat over his mask ala Assasin, while Christina is dressed as a nurse, pushing the wheel chair that Caladan Moore is sitting in. Caladan has on a "Dynamite" Dave Shaw t-shirt and is wearing a gray haired wig and reading glasses. Thunder Rider has a mic).

THUNDER RIDER: Yee haw! It's great to be out here! I came all the way from Tex-as just to be here for all my great fans! Hook'em horns!!!

CALADAN: (making an effort to sound old) Now young whipper snapper, you better be trainin' hard for the pay per view we have coming up. That Caladan Moore is one fine wrestler.

THUNDER RIDER: Well shucks, Dave, I know that. It's just that I get all excited being out here with my fans! Everybody loves Tex-as!

CALADAN: Yes well, I need you to win young fella, or my carreer as a manager will be over. Heck, I'm not the young man I used to be. I remember my first big title match....I had to defend my belt against this young rookie named Harley Race.....

THUNDER RIDER: Rookie....Wow Dave, you really are old!

CALADAN: What's that son? I don't hear as well as I used to....

THUNDER RIDER: Oh, I'm sorry Dave....I didn't mean to insult you....I guess I better withdraw from the tournament...

CALADAN: Withdraw from what? Don't be silly.....(starts to doze off)

THUNDER RIDER: Um, Dave?

CALADAN: (snores)

THUNDER RIDER: DAVE!

CALADAN: Huh? Oh right....well, young whipper snapper, you're gonna be a champ, I can feel it! But now it's time for my sponge bath, so we have to go!

THUNDER RIDER: Yeah, ok.....shouldn't you be giving me insight or something?

CALADAN: After my nap sonny!

(The three attempt to leave, Caladan riding in the wheel chair)

The New Horsemen then run out and Jack Hammer and Texas Assassin follow them. The rest of the nWo pours out and the 2 groups face off. The nWo slowly withdraws and the fight is avoided.

SSC: A big New Horsemen/nWo showdown is gonna go down someday, I can feel it. It's just a matter of time. No we have a great match for ya between 2 of the harders workers in the SEWF, let's go to the ring.

Hemlock vs Jack Hammer

These two men charged at each other before the bell rang and they were going at it on the outside. Hammer gets the early advantage with a whip into the steel guardrail and then face first into the metal ring post. He rolls Hemlock back in and Hemlock is hurt. Hammer whips Hemlock into the ropes and goes for a clothesline but Hemlock ducks it and hits with a right and another right. A third was not far behind. Hemlock whips Hammer into the ropes, kicks him in the midsection and does a hanging neckbreaker. Hammer is down. Hemlock is going to pick up Hammer but Hammer rakes the eyes and goes to work. He pounds on Hemlock using punches,kicks and stomps. Hemlock rolls out of the ring for a second, but Hammer follows with a springboard dive off the top that connects. Both men are now down on the outside. Hemlock somehow gets up first and throws Hammer into the guardrail and ringpost for payback and rolls him back inside. Hemlock now with whip into the turnbuckle and follows with a splash. Hammer stumbles out and Hemlock jumps to the top rope and hits a dropkick to the back of the head. What a move! Hammer falls forward into the top turnbuckle and hits his head on it. He stumbles back, right into the waiting arms of Helmock who executes a face first jackknife. Cover! 1...2...3! Hemlock wins, Hemlock wins, what a match!
WINNER: Hemlock via face first jacknife

SSC: That was a good honest match, a great thing to see. Here comes the most hated man in the SEWF to face maybe the most intimidating creature in the SEWF. This should be good.

Frazer Fury vs. Poison

Hello ladies and gentlemen, and once again, welcome back to the Mothership, the most exciting wrestling program on the air. Our next match will feature that nutcase, Frazer Fury,up against Poision, who is just starting to wrestle here after hanging around guys like Kez and Hemlock. Well, they lock up, Fury gets him into armbar, and gets a viscious elbow to the back of the head. Poison go to the ropes, comes in for a clothesline, misses, fury knocks him down. Fury picks him up, does a belly to back Suplex. He grabs Poisons hair, throws him into the corner, and hits him, 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10. Now poison is on the mat. And fury is grabbing the ropes and choking him. 1-2-3-4 and Fury stops. Poison stands staight up thpugh. Fury punches him in the gut. Poison just looks at him. Fury slaps him on the face. Poison reaches for Fury, But Fury backs up to the corner, and goes between the ropes to get the referee make Poison leave him alone. While Poison is arguing with the ref, Fury kicks Poison in thegroin. Oh, low blow. poison is bent over and Fury connects with a kneelift. Poison is still standing, grabs Furys's hair. Now he picks him up for a shoulder bvreaker, but misses. Man, you'd figure a guy whospent all his time with Kez and Hemlock would be able to get ther jobdone, but Poison can't make any of his moves stick. Now Fury stands up, goes to the top, flkying body press. And Poison stands back up, clothesline by Fury. Fury picks poison up, throws him into the ropes, hits him in the stomach with a knee, picks him up and does a reverse atomic drop. And follows it with the Fury Kick. Poison is on the ground. 1-2-3, Fury is the winner. But wait, poison is standing up, he picks up Fury, YES, he applies the VenomPlex. And all the refs are coming down to tell him to let go, but he's not. And Fury's hurting real bad. He may not be able to participate in the Spyder vs. Kezmaniac main event tonight. Yeah, they are calling for the stretcher, Poison finally let's go and leaves. They take Fury out on a stretcher.
WINNER: Frazer Fury via Fury Kick

SSC: He's got a few moves, I'll grant him that, but I still hate that Frazer guy. I bought fire insurance last week, so be my guest Frazer. Anyway, it's time for a little New Horsemen action.

Destroyer w/DDS vs. Ice Wolf (Shadow Dragon's new name)

Now onto one of our Feature bouts, Destroyer with DDS, versus Ice Wolf, mister mystery. Well, here they go, the lock up, and Destroyer throws Wolf into the ropes and dropkicks him. Now he throws him into the ropes and powerslams him. He picks up the Wolf and knees hin in the gut, and scissor kicks him. Destroyer goes up top, and goes for the splash, but the Wolf moves, and Destroyer lands hard. Now, Wolf goes high, goes for the flying elbow lands it. Goes for the cover, 1-2-kickout. Now the Wolf grabs destroyers hair picks him up, shoulderbreaker. Destroyer is down, Wolf goes high, allready he is signaling for the moon sault, and Misses. Destroyer stands up, throws him into the rope, gutwrench suplex. and he picks Wolf up and nails a powerbomb. Destroyer picks him up and he goes for the mainiac splash, nails it, and lkocks on the Tazmission, and Wolf is holding out, but no, he taps out. And the Destroyer wins.
WINNER: Destroyer via Tazmission

SSC: Dynamite Dave's men have been doing pretty well. That Dave can sure mold anyone into a champion, not taking anything away from the gifted athletes he has to work with of course. The tag tourney is coming up around the corner and the first round, rumor has it, will be on the PPV. We'll let ya know. On to the action.

MATCHES TO SEED TEAMS FOR TAG TOURNEY
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Thunder Rider/Caladan w/Christina vs. Eliminators

Caladan and Thunder Rider came out to the nWo music as Saturn and Kronus waited impatiently in the ring. Caladan stopped at the camera man, posed a bit and said "Don't adjust your sets, I really do look this good!" before continuing on. Once the former IEWA World tag team champs finally got down to ringside, they continued to stall, frustrating the Eliminators further. Finally, the ref started a 10 count and we got Thunder Rider and Saturn in the ring. Thunder Rider ducked under a Saturn lunge and hit a spinning back kick, followed by a dropkick to the back of the head, sending Saturn to the mat. The masked man quickly followed up with a boot to the head, but Saturn managed to get back to his feet, only to be sent into the ropes. Thunder Rider nailed a spin wheel kick on the rebound, sending Saturn down again. TR dragged Saturn over to his corner and tagged in Caladan. Caladan came in and hit two well placed elbows, followed by a snap suplex, making it clear that the nWo was focusing on Saturn's neck. Caladan whipped Saturn into the ropes again, but this time the Eliminator ducked under Caladan's clothesline and hit an amazing savatte kick as Caladan turned around. Saturn tagged in Kronus and they double whipped Caladan into the ropes, hitting a pair of double elbows to the mid-section on the rebound, followed by doulbe ridge hands and double dragon sweeps, sending Caladan face first to the mat. Kronus dragged Caladan to his feet and hit a big right hand and a belly-to-back suplex. Kronus slammed Caladan onto the mat and went to the ropes, hitting a somersault legdrop for a two count. He grabbed Caladan and whipped him into the ropes again, but this time Caladan ducked under a clothesline and hit a big lariat of his own. Both men were down and started crawling to their corners. Caladan tagged first and Thunder Rider was able to cut off Kronus with an elbow drop to the back of the head. Rider shoved Kronus back into the corner and hit him with a series of European uppercuts, rocking the much bigger man, until the ref backed him off. But Thunder Rider wasn't done yet and he nailed Kronus with a running spin wheel kick as he started to come out of the corner. Kronus was stunned and TR tumbled out to the floor, landing on his feet. He quickly climbed back up onto the apron and hit a springboard ranna, taking Kronus down. Thunder Rider DDTed Kronus and went out to the apron again, hitting a slingshot somersault splash for a two count of his own. Frustrated, he started to choke the Eliminator, getting a warning from the ref when he held twice to the four count. Thunder Rider dragged Kronus up and tried to whip him into the corner, but Kronus reversed it and sent Thunder Rider crashing into the corner, followed by HURRICANE KRONUS (a handspring elbow), which nearly flattened the much smaller Thunder Rider. Thunder Rider fell to the mat face first as Kronus tagged in Saturn again. They double whipped Thunder Rider into the ropes and hit double spinning leg lariats, taking down their opponent. Saturn body slammed Thunder Rider in the corner and went up top, coming down with a beautiful top rope elbow. Only Caladan's well placed kick to the back of the head of Saturn stopped the three count. Saturn picked up Thunder Rider and whipped him into the ropes but Thunder Rider surprised Saturn with a corkscrew leg drop as Saturn set for a backdrop. With Saturn down, Caladan tagged in and went to work, applying a reverse chinlock to further weaken Saturn's neck. After a few moments, Caladan released the hold and nailed Saturn in the back of the head with a well placed boot again. He dragged the Eliminator to his feet and went over to the corner. He set Saturn's head between his legs and lifted him up, trying for a powerbomb of sorts....in fact, he started a running powerbomb, but Saturn used the momentum to turn it into a frankensteiner, sending Caladan's head crashing into the mat. Caladan dragged himself up on the ropes and Saturn hit a big clothesline that sent oth of them tumbling to the floor. Saturn was up first, but Thunder Rider came off the aprons with a flying somersault press, sending both men crashing back into the guard rail. As all three men stumbled to their feet, Kronus came running across the ring, did a cart wheel and moonsaulted over the top rope to the floor!!! All four men went crashing to the floor this time. The fans were going nuts. All four men slowly made it back into the ring and paired off - Caladan battling Kronus as Thunder Rider nailed Saturn with some vicious chops to the chest. Caladan whipped Kronus into the ropes as Thunder Rider put Saturn in a front facelock and climbed up to sit on the top rope. On Kronus' rebound, Caladan lifted him up and caught him with the PERFECT MOVE as he came down. Caladan covered him, but the ref wouldn't count it because Kronus wasn't the legal man. As Moore argued with the ref, Saturn fought out of the front facelock and dropkicked Thunder Rider, sending him off the top rope to the floor. Saturn attacked Caladan from behind, hitting a diamond-cutter of his own as Kronus struggled to his feet. Thunder Rider had recovered quickly though and mounted the top rope again. He tried coming off with a flying double axehandle, but Saturn side stepped. Rider corrected in mid-air and landed on his feet, but the Eliminators were ready and before Thunder Rider knew it, they hit TOTAL ELIMINATION. Saturn cradled Thunder Rider for the 1-2-3 as Kronus held Caladan back. The fans cheered wildly as the Eliminators mounted the turnbuckles to celebrate. Caladan yelled at the ref who ignored his claim that Thunder Rider hadn't been the legal man either.
WINNNERS: Eliminators via Total Elimination

SSC: Way to get at 'em Kronus and Saturn! Always good to see the trash taken out. On to the next match, he's like the Puff Daddy of wrestling, he's everywhere. Yes, it's time for Dynamite and his New Horsemen in action against there arch enemies, Air Jackson and Anson Dred.

Anson Dred/Air Jackson vs. New Horsemen w/Dynamite Dave

Welcome one and all to another feature match here at the SEWF. This match has its roots back in the IWA. These teams had bad blood there and it is now time to finish this feud. Now coming to the ring Dred and Jackson. Jackson starts jumping around and Dred slaps him to calm him down. As they enter the ring, the New Horsemen's team is starting down the aisle with Dynamite Dave leading them. Tonight the team will consist of Shinings Scorpion and Stinger. Looks like Dred and Stinger will start it off. Dred starts off quickly with a series of lefts and rights. He swings Stinger into the ropes big clothesline. Dred picks him up and body slams him. Tag is made. Jackson comes off the top rope with a leg drop. Stinger is in trouble. Jackson off the ropes another leg drop. Another quick tag. Jackson swings Stinger into the ropes drop toe hold and Dred comes with a legdrop on the back of Stinger's head. Stinger looks to be out. Dred pick him up double arm DDT. Again Dred picks him up and drags him the Scorpion's corner. Tag is made Dred throws Stinger out of the ring. Now Scorpion and Dred start exchanging blows. Dred blocks and gives Scorpion a right and now a left and Scorpion is down with that big European Uppercut. Dred has him and the powerbombs him to the mat. He has him up again and Dred piledrives him into the mat. Tag to Jackson. It looks like the Hart Attack. They hit it. Jackson is going for the springboard moonsault and hits it. Tag to Dred. Dred picks him up and tags Jackson again. It looks like they are ready to finish this match. They are going for the Pogo Brainbuster. Wait a minute. Dave is up on ring apron. He is giving someting to the ref. It looks like a piece of paper. The ref nods and Dave signals to the back. Here comes Destroyer running to the ring. He hits Jackson while on the top rope. He hits hard on the floor he is out. Destroyer is in the ring. Dred throws Scorpion out of the ring. Destoyer is all over Dred. He gives Dred a kick to the stomach tan a DDT. Picks him up body slams him and Destroyer is calling for the Tazmission. He sinches it in. Dred is crying out in pain. How much longer can he take the pain? Dred taps out. Wait here comes Biggs. All the Horsemen are now pummeling Dred and Jackson, except for Dave. Dynamite Dave is walking backstage. The Horsemen are really punishing Dred and Jackson. Biggs just drop Dred on the steel rail, after which Scorpion hits him in the back of the head with a chair. Destoyer throws Jackson into the steel steps as Stinger is pulling up the safety mats on the outside. He grabs Jackson and Scorpion Death Drops him on the concrete. The Horsemen raise each other's arms as they walk backstage. Before they exit Destroyer looks into the camera and says, "Pay backs. No one screws the Horsemen and gets away with it"
WINNERS: New Horsemen via Tazmission

SSC: Looks like that score just might be settled. I don't know what that paper was, but it sure opened up the door for a big Destroyer tazmission. Anson and Air will be feeling that fight for awhile. Now, finally, a chance to get rid of some of this nWo scum once and for all. To the ring.....

RETIREMENT MATCH
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Power and Glory vs. Styme/Chapel

James L. Braddock walks down to ringside and grabs a mic.

JLB: Power and Glory - you know the deal. Get rid of Styme and I'll pay you $20 000....so go and earn that money!

P&G are in the ring, as Chapel walks out first, greeted by a round of boos, and paper cups thrown his way. Styme follows, grinning ear to ear, holding "his" US title in the air, getting the same reception. In the ring, Power starts with Chapel, who doesn't wait for the bell. A clotheslines floors Power, and Chapel follows with 4 double axehandles to the back, with Power on all fours. Chapel tags in Styme, who walks over and slaps Glory, then runs to Power and goes for a roll-up, only to get a one count. Styme tosses him to the corner, and Glory walks in. The next 3 minutes was pure schooling for Glory, Styme got a single leg, took him to the mat, then played with him by letting him up and taking him back down. First it was a firemans, then a headlock/toss, followed by a toss to the ropes, for a sleeper. With Glory going for his final breath, Styme releases him, and tags in Chapel. Chapel grabs the dazed Glory, and choke slams him, leaving Glory unconcious. Chapel goes for the cover, but Power makes the save. Styme rushes in and takes Power down with a clothesline, stunned, he is easy pickings for the sharpshooter. With Power yelling in pain, Chapel makes the 1, 2, 3 on Glory. JLB walks away, disgusted.
WINNERS: Chapel/Styme via choke slam

(After the match, Chapel throws Power and Glory outside as Styme grabs the mic. Styme addresses the crowd)
Styme-WHHOooooooooooooo, it is just tooooooo sweeeeeeeeeeet!!!!!! I want to personally say, I told you so!!! And now, in the lobby, get them while they are hot, the matching Power and Glory retirement recliners, $499 a set. They are perfect for sitting back, and watching the true professionals do their thing-ha ha ha
(Styme and Chapel head back to the lockers all smiles, as the fans boo in disapprovement)

SSC: Well, doesn't Braddock feel stupid! Guess we'll have to put up with Styme and Chapel for sometime to come, oh boy. Now, the big triple threat match with the big man, Kuro Kazuya, in action.

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH (Just for Fun)
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Road Kill vs. Skullman vs. Kuro Kazuya

Road Kill came down with the familiar nWo porn music. Skullman came out taking a swig from his Iron City Beer. Kuro Kazuya made his usual dark entrance and the triple threat was ready to begin. Road Kill went straight for the big man, Kazuya. His various kicks and punches seemed to have no effect and Kazuya finally got tired of the beating and unleashed on Road Kill. Kazuya unloaded with some kicks to the shins of Road Kill, toying with him. Road Kill finally fell from the strain on his shins and Kazuya "stomped a mudhole in him." Skullman just sat back, watching the 2 go at, laughing his arse off. Kazuya lifted Road Kill and whipped him into the ropes. Skullman saw the opportunity and used a drop toe hold on Road Kill. Kazuya gave Road Kill a nasty quick kick to the head and gave Skullman one as well. Kazuya again turned to focus on Road Kill, giving him a thrust kick to the chest. Kazuya spun around and clotheslined the surprised Skullman over the top rope. Road Kill struggled to his feet and drop kicked Kazuya in the knee. Kazuya stumbled and Road Kill attacked. Road Kill threw Kazuya into the ropes and hit him with another drop kick on the same knee. This time Kazuya went down. Skullman got back in the ring and gave Road Kill a shot to the kidneys. Road Kill spun around but Kazuya got him before he touched Skullman. Kazuya lifted him up, turned around, and executed a giant running powerbomb on Road Kill, totally devastating him. Skullman nailed a ref, knocking him out. Skullman then got a chair from the front row and hopped back in the ring. Kazuya turned around a was met with a big chair shot to the head. Kazuya quickly went down, his head erupting in blood. Skullman led him to a turnbuckle and propped him up on top. Skullman lifted him up and executed a big skullcrusher from the top! Kazuya was out and Skullman made the cover, but the ref wasn't up yet. Kazuya finally got his strength up and shoved Skullman off. Kazuya got up and Skullman went ot him, but Kazuya met him with a giant boot. The ref finally got back up. Kazuya waited for Skullman to get back up and he executed a great running thrust kick. Kazuya made the cover for the 1-2-3.
WINNER: Demon Kazuya via running thrust kick

SSC: Who would have thought?!?! Skullman pulls out the big upset over Demon Kazuya! The only certain thing is, Road Kill is feeling a little runover after that big running powerbomb. Fine with me, one less nWo-ite to listen to. It's time for the endurance test of all enduracne tests, a 60 minute, most falls wins, wrestling extravaganza. These 2 men have been training all week for this match, let's see who it pays off for.

MOST FALLS IN 60 MINUTES MATCH
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Rebel Rick Stone vs. Bishop

Bishop comes down the aisle, and he finds Rebel Rick Stone already in the ring. The two stare at each other, and then shake hands. The bell rings, the one hour timer starts, and the match is underway. Early on, it's all Rebel as he wears down Bishop with a variety of basic holds. Rebel tries to send Bishop to the Ropes, but Bishop counters, and whips Rebel to the ropes. Rebel comes back, and Bishop comes for the backdrop, but Rebel hangs on and tries for the sunset flip. However, Bishop just falls on him, driving his knees into Rebel's shoulders. Rebel is helplessly pinned, and the ref counts to three. BISHOP LEADS 1-0, WITH 51 MINUTES TO GO. The ref sends each of the men to a neutral corner, and signals for the match to start again. They go at it again, and they trade-off a variety of technical moves. Rebel ends up whipping Bishop into the corner, and follows up with a crushing avalanche. Bishop is shaken, and Rebel whips him into the oppposite corner, and tries for another avalanche, but Bishop avoids it, and Rebel rams into the turnbuckle, as he staggers backwards, Bishop rolls him up, and gets the three count. BISHOP LEADS 2-0, WITH 43 MINUTES TO GO. The two go to their corners, and start up again. Rebel, a little frustrated, gains the upper hand. he delivers a a series of crushing chops to Bishop's chest. Rebel then kicks Bishop in the stomach. Bishop doubles over, and Rebel picks him up and delivers a crushing piledriver. Rebel covers Bishop for the easy three count. BISHOP LEADS 2-1, WITH 34 MINUTES TO GO. The two men square off again, and each appears to be tired, but with the match not even half-way over, they still have a while to go. They start to go at it again, and this time, Bishop appears to have the advantage. He bodyslams rebel to the mat, and drops a series of fistdrops on him. Rebel appears dazed, and Bishop goes for a quick cover, but Rebel kicks out. Bishop picks him up, and sits him on top of the turnbuckles. Bishop then climbs up to the 2nd turnbuckle, and delivers a huge suplex from there. Bishop then covers Rebel, and Rebel isn't going to kick out of this one. BISHOP LEADS 3-1 WITH 26 MINUTES TO GO. The two men are about to start it ip once more, with Rebel looking the worse for wear. They go at it, and Bishop easily gains the advantage over the tired Rebel. He hits him with a series of bone-jarring suplexes, but Rebel kicks out of all of the pins. Bishop takes Rebel, and whips him into the ropes, and Bishop runs off the oppposite ropes, leaps into the air, and hits Rebel with a cross-bodypress. But Rebel allows Bishop's momentum to carry him over, and Rebel ends up on top, and hooks the legs and gets a three-count. BISHOP LEADS 3-2 WITH 17 MINUTES TO GO. Both men are now obviously exhausted, but Rebel realizes he needs to make something happen, as he trails by one fall with less than 20 minutes to go. Rebel puts aside his exhaustion for the time being, and attacks Bishop with reknewed vigor. Rebel hits him with a dazzling variey of technical moves, and as Bishop lies flat-out in the middle of the ring, Rebel climbs up to the top rope. from there, rebel leaps, and hits Bishop with a huge leg drop. Rebel then gets the cover and the three count. MATCH IS TIED 3-3 WITH 9 MINUTES TO GO. Both men appear to be running on fumes, as they square off knowing full well that the next fall could decide the match. For about four minutes, the match is even, as both men seem to be too tired to pull off anything spectacular. Then, Rebel digs deep, and somehow, sinds the energy to hit a big suplex. Rebel drapes an arm over Bishop, and the ref counts 1.., 2.., Bishop raises a shoulder. Rebel slowly picks Bishop up, and sends him into the ropes. On the way back, Rebel hits Bishop with a big elbow to the face. Bishop goes down like he was shot, and Rebel goes for the cover, and the ref counts 1.., 2.., Bishop barely lifts his shoulder. Now Rebel, extreemly tired, and extremely frustrated, sends Bishop into the ropes, and gies for a clothesline. But Bishop hits him with clothseline at the same time, and both men go down hard. The ref soes not apply the ten-count, as this is a non-regulation match, and after about 15 seconds, Rebel slowly gets to his feet. There is about one minute to go in the match, as Rebel gathers his senses, and finds Bishop still on the floor. Rebel falls on top of him, and the ref counts 1..,2.., Bishop puts his foot on the ropes, as he does not even have the strength to lift a shoulder. Rebel now lifts Bishop to his feet, and seeing that he only has about 45 seconds left to get a fall, knows he needs to do something big. He chops Bishop across the chest twice, and sends him into the ropes and ducks down in an attempt for a big back drop. But Bishop stops in time, grabs Rebel, and Checkmates him!! Now Rebel is out cold, but Bishop is down as well,a nd there are 15 seconds left. Bishop looks around, and spots Rebel with 10 seocnds left. He crawls over to Rebel, and drapes an arm over him. The ref counts 1.., 2..,3.. and a half-second later, the timer goes off, ending the match. Both men lie in the middle of the ring, to exhausted to move, as the corwd shows its appreciation for the effort the wrestlers gave.
WINNER: Bishop 4 falls to 3

SSC: WOW! That was some great match! It gets a nomination for best match of the year from me. We're gonna take a little break from the wrestling action now. Matt Hammer is in the ring with a very prominant man here in the SEWF. Take it away Matt.

MH: Thanks very much Steve, I'm standing here with the esteemed prez of the SEWF, Mr. David Shaw and he's come here to make a sort of state of the union address for the SEWF. Mr. Shaw, I'll get out of your way, the mic is all yours.

DS: Thank you Matt, you're doing a fine job here. SEWF, fans of the SEWF, those viewing at home, I've come out here with quite a few things on my mind, so bear with me as I sift through it all. First of all, Mr. Chapel, you are quite a talker. A few years back, I wrestled for a few big name organizations under the name "Dynamite" Dave Shaw. I have since passed that name down to my son and that is what you know him by today. He is the leader of the New Horsemen, you know the story. I quit being a wrestler, not because of an injury, and not because I was forced to, but because I got the itch to be a prez. It was also comforting to know my name was in good hands with my son. The reason I say all this Chapel, is because I am a very healthy, fit, conditioned, man. I am a mere 46 years of age but can still fight. Chapel, consider this a challenge, from me to you, for the ASHES TO ANARCHY sponsored by the WOW newsletter. (Bcool7542@aol.com) I think I can take you and I sure as hell want to, so bring your sorry a*s to the ring and we'll see how old I really am. Secondly, in my humble opinion, I think the SEWF has gotten off to a great start. I've seen some fueds arise and I've seen some alliances reached. We've got all the typical aspects of a federation in place. I can evaluate that, it's part of my job. However, it's difficult for me to evaluate the job I'm doing because I am biased of course. I want all of you out there to either bash the fed, praise the fed, anything. If the fed sucks, tell me. If it's the best you've ever been in, tell me. These are things I need to know. The last order of business I have is the pathetic, low life, worse scum than the nWo, wannabe wrestler/prez, Mr. Rollins. Mr. Rollins owns the EWWF and I'm looking forward to bashing his skull in someday. Mr. Rollins will be appearing on the SEWF PPV, against his will of course, for a little interview by none other than my son, Dynamite Dave Shaw. Speaking of my son, he asked for a little interview time while the cage is being set up, so please cut to him and we'll get this cage up. Thank you for allowing me to use this time everyone. On with the show!

DDS: Thanks dad, I've been listening to a lot of this nWo crap and I've been listening to my fellow New Horsemen. SEWF, it's time to draw the line in the sand, it's time to choose sides. If you want to be nWo, go there, if you want to be SEWF, stay here. I for one will say that the New Horsemen as a group are SEWF not 4 life, but 4 ever. There will be no line walkers here, no fence straddlers, make a decision and be done with it. That is my challenge to you, SEWF. Accept it.

SSC: Well, a lot of stuff going on in the SEWF tonight! Looks like a Chapel vs. Prez. Shaw match for the PPV! That should be great to see. I, for one, wanna see the prez kick Chapel's a*s. The cage is up, let's go to the ring.

MAIN EVENT CAGE MATCH
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Kezmaniac w/Frazer Fury & Tera Alceto vs. Spyder

Frazer Fury and Bishop were handcuffed to the cage to begin. The ref rang the bell and locked the cage. The only way to win is to exit the cage in this match up. Kezmaniac got the early advantage and beat Spyder around with kicks, punches, European uppercuts, and a vertical suplex. With Spyder down, Kezmaniac went up top and connected with a knee to the chest of Spyder. He then went over and slapped Bishop before beginning his ascent of the cage for an early victory. However, Spyder saw this and quickly began to scale the cage. Spyder caught up with Kezmaniac at just about the top of the cage. The 2 traded blows and Kezmaniac was hanging on with only one hand. Spyder saw this and kicked his other hand, causing Kezmaniac to fall. However, Kezmaniac managed to grab the ankle of Spyder and he went down with Kezmaniac. The 2 men hit very hard on the concrete right in front of Bishop. Bishop of course began to stomp on Kezmaniac. Spyder was the first man to his feet and he quickly went on the offense. He rolled Kezmaniac in and quickly laid into him with some nasty European uppercuts. Kezmaniac staggered and fell. Spyder pounced on him and hyperextended his knee. He then twisted it into a standing figure 4. Kezmaniac screamed in pain, but he couldn't submit due to the object of the match being to get out of the cage. Spyder kept this on and finally let go. He turned around quickly and executed the devastating Spyder Bite. Kezmaniac was completely floored and Spyder hopped out of the ring. He went over to Frazer Fury and slapped him a couple times. However, Frazer Fury quickly lifted his foot to the stomach of Spyder. Upon impact, blood began to seep out of Spyder. FF kicked him again in the leg and Spyder couldn't go anywhere. He just laid on the ground while Frazer kept kicking him. The reason Spyder was bleeding was because Frazer Fury had on metal spikes! Spyder didn't move any and finally Kezmaniac got to his feet. Kezmaniac saw the situation and climbed up and out of the cage for the victory. The ref unlocked the cage and Frazer Fury. The two beat on Bishop and Kezmaniac. The New Horsemen finally came out and stopped the carnage. The paramedics came out and took away Bishop and Spyder. The New Horsemen left with them. Caladan Moore comes out alone, carrying an nWo t-shirt. He takes the mic and enters the cage.

CALADAN: Kez....now I don't know what you've been thinking this past week, but I'm your friend. And because I'm your friend, I'm giving you one chance to be forgiven. Take this shirt, join the nWo, and I'll forget you actually tried to team with Frazer Fury. Now, take my hand and all is forgiven...

KEZ: Never in a million years would I take that shirt.

CALADAN: You're making a big mistake, friend.

KEZ: The reason I won't take that shirt is.....(Kez rips off his shirt to reveal an nWo shirt) because I have one of my own!

(The two shake hands, embrace, and the rest of the nWo comes down to welcome their newest member.)

CALADAN: Now that you're in the fold, it's only right that we invite the Fury himself to join.

(Frazer Fury joins the group.)

CALADAN: You're friend has accepted, now it's your turn to pick up on the opportunity of a lifetime. I happen to have another shirt, want it?

FRAZER: In the words of an nWo member of a different fed, IT WOULD BE AN HONOR.

(Frazer puts on the shirt as the entire group exits the Shawplex and speed away in the nWo limo.)

WINNER: Kezmaniac via exit of cage

SSC: Looks like Kez and Frazer accepted DDS's challenge to pick a side. The line is drawn now, it's time to step up to the plate. SEWF, get some spines, and join the New Horsemen and the other SEWF die hards. For Matt Hammer and President Shaw, I'm Stylin' Steve Chen signing off. See ya next week for a house show from the RCA Dome in Indianapolis, Indiana. Goodnight everybody!

(Camera fades to black.)