(Tonight the forces of good, evil, and the grey area in between converge on the Shawplex in another chapter of the SEWF battles. They range from partners in crime to avengers of evil to established stars. Together they make up the chapters and chapters of the epic battle within the SEWF. That battle has ranged from little men to big, good times to bad, and past to present. Sit back, relax, enjoy, and immerse yourself......)

 ANNOUNCER: Tonight on SEWF Saturday Night Mothership two teams jockey for position in the tag team ranks. Teams of two, relying on each other, feeding off each others talents will converge tonight. That's right, the America Xtremists meet the South Soldiers Syndicate.

(Scenes of Cold and Way partying in that way they do flash up on the screen. They are followed by SSS in a cut screen of a certain little interview and them dominating during a match.)

A: In a match with deep history,. two men will meet to rekindle the hatred they've felt long before now. What happened in a different arena and in a different company will be recreated here tonight. Rattlesnake will meet "Maniac" Mike Manson.

(Scenes of Rattlesnake in his "Snake Pit" flash up on the screen in quick succession followed by Manson with partner Pyromaniac during a heated interview.)

A: A man has appeared in your midst virtually out of nowhere to embark on a crusade and path for which only he knows the destination. He begins that path against a solid and formidable opponent here tonight. Doomsday will meet that mysterious Zealor.

(On the creen goes by scenes of Zealor's dramatic debut interview and appearance the following week. Next up are scenes of Doomsday one week ago joining back up with his Heaven's Gate teammates.)

A: He decided to interject himself into a match on week ago, and one man in particular took exception to that. Tonight they will meet in the middle of the ring, but are certain to roam outside of it as well. Tommy Kain meets Aaron Micheal in a falls count anywhere match.

(The entire scene of Aaron Micheal devastating Tommy Kain with a nasty chair shot is shown.)

A: With the newest title in the SEWF on the line, the inagural champ will take it to the extreme against a relative newcomer to the SEWF. The two men are no strangers and their SEWF paths take different courses here tonight. Henry Tucker meets Guru for the Extreme Title here tonight.

(Footage of Tucker making his debut interview is shown followed by Guru surrounded by the Heaven's Gate.)

A: The "jobber" of the SEWF is up on top and his title will be in serious jeopardy as one of the very top contenders will attempt to wrest that title away from him. The challenger comes to us from the TWSO and looks to bring home a taste of gold. Rebel Rick Stone will defend his TV title against Nathan "Kid Dropper" Kaplan here tonight.

(Stone's infamous clip of his TV title win show of elation is shown followed by Kaplan and the TWSO en mass giving an interview.)

A: They took each other to the limits a little over a week ago and look to take up that fight in the middle of the ring here tonight. Evenly matched and ready to fight are these two men and the better man will rise tonight. Luni will meet Don Marvin for the US title.

(Highlights of the previous match between the two show up on the screen.)

A: Two of the premier stables in the SEWF take center stage tonight as some of their top representatives battle it out in a tag team contest. The main event tnoight will feature the New Bloods vs. members of the Heaven'ts Gate. Brand new world champion Hellkid Johnny Lords and partner Higor Rosa meet New Bloods stablemates Luscious Luciano and "Superstar" Ray Hagan.

(Scenes of Hellkid Johnny Lords celebrating his title win with Higor Rosa are shown followed by LL and Hagan together in a New Bloods meeting w/Don Marvin.)

A: All that, Matt Hammer takes on Devon "Wildcard" Chapel, and more here on Saturday Night MOTHERSHIP!!!!!!!

In conjunction with Shawplex entertainment, the

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SATURDAY NIGHT MOTHERSHIP!!!!

(A giant SEWF logo appears on the screen and fades to a scope view of Shawville, Colorado. It hovers over an art museum and sweeps down inside. It passes paintings of men such as Killer Chritian Holmes, Luscious Luciano, Hellkid Johnny Lords and Don Marvin. It sweeps into a different branch where art works of "Superstar" Ray Hagan, JD Freeman, "Wildcard" Devon Chapel, and Rattlesnake. Yet another branch follows where immense murals of "Dark Horse" Caladan Moore, Texas Assassin, Hollywood Phil, and Dean McGrath. The camera swoops back out of the museum through a window and raises back up above the city. It comes upon a hiant doamed building and sweeps down past a sign that says Shawplex. It runs through the halls of the Shawplex where it comes upon a ring in the middle. It rises up and dives straight down at the mat marked SEWF. The impact causes an explosion the reveals Stylin' Steve Chen and James L. Bullock sitting at the "broadcast location.")

SSC: Saturday Night Mothership is ON THE AIR!!! We are coming to you LIVE from the wrestling capital of the Rocky Mountains, the SHAWPLEX! This place is packed to see one of the longer cards in SNM history and we're proud to bring straight into you living room.

JLB: We've got everything tonight from tag teams, to stables, to extremeness, to debuts. We cover the scope of pro wrestling to give the fans what they want.

SSC: We cover the spectrum as you've said and we start it off with some tag team action.

JLB: Yeah, SSS will take their new freedom and match it up against those partying crazy heads, the America Xtremists.

SSC: Peoble underestimate those Xtremists, but they've got fight in them just like everyone else. I'm waiting to see their break out win.

JLB: I'd still say SSS will win this match handily, they've just got too much experience for the Xtremists.

SSC: We shall find out momentarily. Take it away Mark Morris.

TAG TEAM ACTION
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 America Xtremists vs. SSS
MM: Coming to the ring first in this tag team contest set for one fall will be a team that has traveled far and wide ro find tag team title that they match up with. Tonight they will put that philosophy into action. Made up of Matt Allen and Kenneth Morlock, here is the SOUTH SOLDIER SYNDICATE!!!!!!

(Down to the ring come both Morlock and Allen with a confident air about them. The take a dignified walk down the ring and climb into the ropes to await their opponents.)

MM: Coming out now are the team that take their attitude into the ring and look to get things started in the SEWF here tonight. They are wayward travelers that will tonight attempt to knock off one of the better tag teams in wrestling. Here they are, Way-2-Much and Cold-6-Packie, they are the AMERICA XTREEEEEEEEEEEEMISTS!!!!!!!!!!

(Way and Cold make their way to the ring, smiles all the way as they get a nice little touch of pyro in the background. The crowd pops a bit for the opening match combatants and the bell rings as the Xtremists hop into the ring. Matt Allen is in the ring to start against Way 2 Much. Way 2 Much and Cold 6 Packie are laughing to themselves about a private joke when Matt Allen suddenly rolls up Much from behind...)

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Kickout!

SSC: Nice Schoolboy by Allen almost caught the Extremists from behind!

JLB: Gotta be paying attention in that ring at all times. The American Extremists caught a break there!

(Collar and elbow tie up by Allen and 2 Much...Allen takes Much down with an armdrag which is quickly followed by an armbar. Much rolls around on the matsearching for a means of escape...this forces Allen to get to his feet to maintain the hold...Allen with an Irish whip off the far side ropes, Much ducks the attempted clothesline and comes off the near side ropes and delivers a cross body block taking Allen down. Much fires away with a series of fists to the head until Allen is able to shove him off. Both men back up to their feet now...Allen plants his foot in Way 2 Much's stomach and goes for a double underhook suplex and is successful in delivering the move.)

SSC: Much goes down HARD on the canvas there...I almost felt that impact!

(Way 2 Much backs off and tags in Cold 6 Packie, who gets into the ring but instead of going after Matt Allen, points over at Kenneth Morlock and shouts that he wants a piece of him.)

SSC: Packie demanding that Allen tag Morlock into the match...

JLB: Careful what you wish for...

(Matt Allen starts to back into his corner to tag Kenneth Morlock, but does not do so. He quickly reverses direction and rushes Packie and goes for a clothesline, but instead finds himself on the receiving end of a well-timed drop toe hold. Cold 6 Packie jumps to his feet and showboats a little bit. Way 2 Much gives him a double thumbs up. Cold 6 Packie returns the gesture. A fed up Kenneth Morlock enters the ring illegally but is cut off by the referee, who orders him out. While this goes on, Way 2 Much comes into the ring and both of the American Extremists begin to pummel Mr. Matt Allen...followed by a double team Irish whip...double elbow thrust to the stomach, quick synchronized uppercuts to Allen's jaw, now a double team suplex takes Allen over.)

SSC: Referee now free to turn around and he's ordering Way 2 Much to get back out of the ring and he reluctantly complies...

(It's back to one-on-one and Cold 6 Packie vs. Matt Allen. Allen is looking a little dazed as Cold 6 Packie bounces off the far ropes and goes for a flying shoulder tackle...but Allen sidesteps it, and hustles over to tag Kenneth Morlock into the ring.)

SSC: And the Real Deal is into the ring officially for the first time! Let's see what he can do!

(Morlock blasts Packie with a jumping karate kick which sends him back to the mat. Morlock off the ropes...running elbow drop to the solar plexus and Packie is in a world of hurt. Morlock goes for a cover and gets a 2 count. Morlock pulls Packie to his feet by the head, and throws him through the ropes to the outside. Meanwhile, Way 2 Much climbs the turnbuckle and hits Morlock with a flying clothesline. The crowd explodes with cheers at the sight of this high risk offense.)

Crowd: Yay.

(As Much goes back to his corner and Morlock staggers to his feet dazed, Cold 6 Packie is climbing back into the ring and to the top of the turnbuckle himself. Matt Allen is shouting for Morlock to turn around because bad times are coming, but he can't respond in time to avoid a missle dropkick from Cold 6 Packie.)

SSC: American Extremists really starting to open it up here! Morlock has no idea where he is right now as Way 2 Much tags back in!

(Way 2 Much has indeed tagged back in and grabs Morlock in a side headlock. Morlock struggles to get to his feet and does, but he is still in the hold. Morlock pushes Much off towards the ropes and Much takes him back down with a running shoulder block. Much goes back off the ropes and promptly back flips over them, because Mr. Matt Allen has yanked the top rope down.)

SSC: Heads up move by Allen sensing his partner was in trouble>

 (Allen hops to the outside and pulls Way 2 Much to his feet...Morlock takes a running start and with Allen holding him in place easily executes a textbook baseball slide that knocks Much back into the guard rail. Allen scoops Much up into a powerslam on the hard arena floor.)

SSC: My Goodness that looked like it hurt! SSS in control of the match now.

JLB: Do you think it's an accident that they're the number one contenders to the tag team titles?

SSC: No.

JLB: Sounds like you are.

SSC: Let's focus on the match.

(Morlock tags Allen into the ring and he quickly takes control with a head scissors. Much tries to get his feet planted and does, but he still can't escape the body scissors. Allen grabs Much in a waistlock, releases the head scissors and rolls around with the waistlock still applied. Both men to their feet but Allen turns the waistlock into a piledriver. Much is in serious trouble as the SSS make another exchange. Morlock starts to pound away on Way 2 Much. Cold 6 Packie looks on concerned. Morlock pulls Way 2 Much up and applies a front facelock...hoists him up...and brings him crashing down with a suplex. Morlock stomps away on Much, then bounces off the ropes for momentum and delivers a big leg drop. Cover...)

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2 ½!!!

 SSC: Almost!

JLB: Nobody can win a match with a running legdrop.

SSC: I have to agree with you on that, though Morlock came close on that occaision.

(Morlock yanks Much to his feet and throws him into the corner. Allen grabs a hold of him in spite of the protests of the referee, while Morlock fires away with fists to the stomach. Allen finally has to let go of Much...meanwhile Morlock backs up to get a running start, and charges at Much...and nails him with a running dropkick. Way 2 Much shows a lot of stamina by still being able to stand on his feet after that. Morlock backs up again, and charges...but Way 2 Much springs into action and backdrops Morlock to the outside of the ring.)

SSC: What an amazing heads-up maneuver by Way 2 Much! Morlock is in a bad way on the outside!

JLB: Ideal opportunity for Much to tag Cold 6 Packie.

(Matt Allen tries to help Kenneth Morlock back into the ring, but he abandons this attempt when he sees the American Extremists about to make a tag. He runs into the ring and breaks up the tag just before Cold 6 Packie can get back into the match. The referee is questioning Allen about a tag, who high-fives himself in response, as if to say "yeah, we made the tag!" Allen applies a full nelson to Way 2 Much...he's in trouble...in desperation he kicks his leg back. The groin shot doubles Matt Allen over, and both men fall to the canvas.)

SSC: A cheap shot out of sheer desperation by Way 2 Much! Both men down and need to make the tag!

JLB: The match is up in the air right now...whichever way the momentum swings right now could decide the match.

SSC: Both men crawling to their corners...

(Matt Allen manages to make his way over to Kenneth Morlock, who only just now made it back to the apron. He tags in, and slowly moves into the ring and goes over to cut off the tag on the other side...but in his semi-stunned state, he's just a little too late. Cold 6 Packie tags in and is fresh. He pops Morlock in the jaw with a right hand which sends him reeling backward. A standing dropkick sends Morlock over the top and to the arena floor. Morlock instinctively rolls towards his corner and Matt Allen. Allen slides down gingerly and tries to attack Cold 6 Packie, but he dodges...grabs both men by their heads and rams their heads into the apron alternately, two times each...then he rams their heads together. Cold 6 Packie rolls Kenneth Morlock into the ring and follows him in. Cold 6 Packie applies a hurricanrana to Morlock and goes for the cover.)

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3!!!

SSC: No! Not a three! I thought it was over but Morlock somehow managed to get his shoulder up before the ref's hand hit the mat that third time! That's about as close as you can come to a pin without actually getting one!

(Way 2 Much comes into the ring as the American Extremists prepare to double team Kenneth Morlock. Way 2 Much sweep kicks Morlock low, and Cold 6 Packie spin kicks him high! Morlock goes down hard. Matt Allen climbs into the ring.)

SSC: Uh, oh, this thing has broken down now...all four men are in the ring!

(The SSS and AX pair off, as Matt Allen goes at it with Way 2 Much while Cold 6 Packie goes after Kenneth Morlock. Morlock is soon forced out of the ring by the furious attack of Cold 6 Packie, who then charges after Matt Allen. Allen is splashed from behind by Packie, but in the process Way 2 Much is absolutely crushed in the corner. Packie double Allen over with a kneelift in the center of the ring, and then leaps up onto Allen's back and rolls through with a sunset flip...but Matt Allen refuses to go down. Allen struggles to stay on his feet, while Cold 6 Packie struggles to pull Allen down. Way 2 Much climbs to the top and delivers a missile dropkick to Matt Allen, enabling Packie to roll him over.)

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Almost!!!

(The referee is trying to get Way 2 Much to leave the ring, while Cold 6 Packie climbs up top to finish off Matt Allen. Suddenly, Kenneth Morlock shoves Cold 6 Packie off the top, causing him to miss with whatever he was going for. Matt Allen applies a spike DDT to Packie, and the referee turns around to count.)

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MM: Your winners...in a time of 14:47 via pinfall, the SOUTH SYNDICATE SOLDIEEEEEEEEEERS!!!!!!

SSC: Another great showing from the SSS, they've been doing some great things in the tag team division lately. Here they are tonight with another big win.

JLB: I wouldn't be surprised to see some kind of tag team title match in the future for SSS.

SSC: I'd agree with that one whole heartedly. And I also agree that Rattlesnake will meet Mike Manson here next.

JLB: That Mike Manson guy has impressed me with his interviews and demeanor and I'd look for some great things from him in the future. However, tonight may be a different story.

SSC: Rattlesnake is no slouch and just as the Xtremits, a break out win is awaiting him as well.

JLB: I don't think Manson will be that opponent to gain respect, but it's a start. However, Manson has the fight to pull the minor upset. We'll see what happens.

SSC: That we will, take it Mark.

HISTORY MATCH
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 Rattlesnake vs. "Maniac" Mike Manson w/Pyro
MM: First out in this match will be a man who made his SEWF debut just one week ago. He looks to get a straight decision this week over a quite competent competitor he's seen before. They've got hitsory that hasn't exactly come to light just yet, but it will take center stage tonight. He is accompanied to the ring by the man known as Pyromaniac. Here he is, MANIAC MIKE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANSON!!!!

 (Manson and a man in a druid costume, apparantly Pyromaniac, make their way down to the ring out of the entryway and Manson flashes a quick smile at the camera as he walks by. He hops in the ring and awaits the next intro.)

MM: Next out in this match set for one fall will be a man who has an extensive history and a spectacular record elsewhere. He looks to take that sucess and begin his winning ways in the SEWF here tonight against a foe he's met before. They take into an SEWF ring for the first time here tonight. Here he is, RATTLESNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!!!

(Rattlesnake busts out of the entryway with a quite determined look on his face. He takes a trot to the ring and is ready for the match as the bell sounds. The two men immediately lock up as Manson whips Rattle around in a hammerlock. Rattle reverses it and puts Manson in a headlock. Manson pushes Rattlesnake against the ropes and whips him off cross ring and drop kicks him right down. Manson picks Rattle back up and whips him into the turnbuckle. He runs in and gives him a nice clothesline. Rattle staggers out of the corner and Manson gives him a nice drop kick square in the back.)

 SSC: A great opening flurry from Manson.

JLB: We'll see if he can keep it up.

SSC: I won't even touch that one Viagra boy.

JLB: Shut up.

 (Rattlesnake is flat on his stomach and Manson flips jim over to make the cover to which he only gets a 2 count. Manson again pulls Rattle up to his feet and hitches him for some kind of suplex. He elevates him high in the air and runs him head first into the mat with a nasty Juvi/Machinoku II Driver!!!!!!)

JLB: OHHH!!!!!

SSC: Cover....1.......2......kick out by Rattle.

 (Manson gets up in a hurry and hits the far ropes and measures Rattlesnkae for a big elbow wihch he connects with. He pops back up to do it again but this time catches nothing but mat with that elbow of his. Rattlesnake is strugglin to his feet and uses the rpes to pull himself up. Manosn is up and runs at Rattlesnake, but he leap frogs, goes down to the mat, and catches him with a hip toss. Manson blocks it but Rattle reverses and gives him a nasty knee to the stomach and executes a beautiful ROCKER DROPPER!!!)

JLB: That brings back the memories.

SSC: They sucked, and both of those has beens still do.

JLB: Touchy, touchy.

 (Rattle makes the cover to get a nice 2 count on Manson. Rattle gets up and stomps a few times on the head of Manson before picking him up to his feet and whipping him into the far ropes. Rattle backs up a bit and back body drops Manson up and over the top rope!!! MANSON GOES CRASHING ON THE CONCRETE!!!!)

JLB: OHHHHHH!!!!!!!

 (Pyromaniac runs over to the fallen Manson and tries to somewhat revive him, pulling him up to his feet. Manson starts to the ring apron but Rattlesnake hits the far ropes and nails him with a big baseball slide. Manson goes flying backwards with Pyro behind him, sandwiching Pyro between himself and the steel guardrail. Pyro stays down.)

JLB: Talk about taking one for the team!

 (Rattle is now down on the floor and throws Manson back into the ring. Rattle walks up the ring steps and mounts the top turnbuckle. Manson is down on the mat and Rattle comes off with a big senton back splash but Manson manages to roll out of the way. Rattle hits hard on his back and Manson begins to roll around more and more. He struggles to his feet as Rattle does the same. Rattle is the first up to his feet and runs at Manson, taking him down with a clothesline.)

SSC: Manson almost had the momentum back, but great reserve from the Snake.

 (With Manson down, Rattle makes the cover for a 2 count. He picks Manson up to his feet and whips him into the ropes. Manson comes off and Rattle catches him in a sleeper hold. Manson immediately begins to fight the hold, but soon goes down to one knee and then to a sitting position. Rattle sinches it in tighter and Manosn looks groggy at best. The ref raises his hand once, it falls, twice, it falls again, the thrid time.....)

SSC: NO NO NO, HE'S GOT SOME LIFE!!

 (Manson begins to fight up to his feet and begins throwing elbows into the gut of Rattlesnake to cause the separation. He gets it and hits the far ropes to run at Rattlesnake in a flying drop kick, but Rattlesnake side steps and swipes Manson away.)

JLB: Critical mistake!

 (Rattle picks Manson back up to his feet and puts him between his legs. He elevates him in the crucifix position and throws him off in an Outsider's Edge. He rolls Manson's legs up and the ref begins the count.)

SSC: 1......2.......3!!!! It's o---wait what happened to the lights?

 (The lights go out but soon come back on as Pyromaniac? is standing behind Rattlesnake with a steel chair wrapped in barbed wire! Snake is all smiles after his big win and turns around only to be hit with the chair. Manson regains his senses and joins the beatdown as Rattle is the victim of several more chair shots. Manson picks Rattle up to his feet, sets the chair on the mat and DDT's right down on top of it!!!!)

JLB: OHHHHH!!!!!!

 (Pyro and Manson take one last look at Snake flat in the middle of the ring and the two exit through the back.)

SSC: Rattlesnake has finally got things going here in the SEWF but he certainly paid the price with that nasty barbed wire chair shot.

JLB: I wouldn't get ahead of yourself, it may simply have been some kinks being worked out of Manson's game. It would not surprise me to see Manson get things on track and take out Rattlesnake on a later date.

SSC: He's got the tools and the backup, that's for sure. Next up, however, is another new arrival into the SEWF and he made it in quite a dramatic fashion.

JLB: Yeah, he gave us his little speech but I'm still not impressed. If he can knock off the talented Doomsday, he may earn some from not just me, but the entirety of the SEWF.

SSC: We'll just have to assess that after the match. Let's get it started, to the ring!

DEBUT MATCH
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 Zealor vs. Doomsday
MM: First out will be a man who made his dramatic entrance a little over one week ago and brings his talents into an SEWF for the first time ever here tonight. He goes up against a formidable opponent tonight to prove he's as good as the hype has said. Here he is, ZEALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOR!!!!!!

(A funky soundtrack hits the speakers of the Shawplex as the lights go out and a spotlight shines on the entryway. Busting out is Zealor with immense pyro following his entrance, getting the crowd even more pumped for the young man. He gives a determined look and steps into the ring as the lights go back on and the bell sounds.

MM: Next out will be a man who made a big imipact just one week ago in turning on the New Bloods and returning to the Heaven's Gate he began in. Tonight he tries to smash the hype of his opponent and propel his SEWF career even higher. Here he is, DOOOOOOOOOOOMSDAY!!!!!!!!

(The camera swings to the entryway and no one comes out. The lights keep on the entryway but still no movement is seen.)

 MM: DOOOOOOOOOOOOOMSDAY!!!!!

 (Still no one is seen from the entryway when suddenly we cut to a cameraman running down the hallway. They come up upon Doomsday lying on the concrete in the back clutching his knee. Standing over him is Don Marvin holding a baseball bat. He is yelling....)

 DM: WHO'S THE ENFORCER NOW??? I AM THE TRUE ENFORCER, THIS IS WHAT IT'S ABOUT!!!!!

 (He throws down the bat in disgust and walks simply to the New Blood locker room as the camera focuses in on Doomsday's hands clutching his knee.)

 MM: The referee has informed me this match will be a no contest.

 SSC: It looks like Zealor's debut will have to wait at least another few days. JLB: And what is Don Marvin all about, it looks like he took exception to some remarks from Doomsday, as well as the turn on him one week ago.

SSC: I'm excited to see Zealor's career take shape here int he coming weeks and I'm also excited to see what Devon Chapel has to say to Matt Hammer.

JLB: He's had a great run in the SEWF so far with only one loss and that great win inside the Thunderdome, we'll see how that balding human chin take on Chapel.

SSC: Um...thanx James, you seem like the James of old almost. Take it away Matt.

HAMMERLOCK
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 Matt Hammer interviews Devon Chapel
MH: Tonight the man that's been rising to the top of the SEWF at a phenomenal rate sits down with me. Here he is, the Wildcard, Devon Chapel!

(The lighs dim as Cult of Personality blares throughout the arena. A single white spotlight catches Devon at the top of the entrance way as he begins a slow walk down to the ring. He's dressed in a black tee-shirt and a dark green sports coat. A pair of Cargo pants and loafers. His hair pulled back and his glasses on. As he reaches the interview area he loks out into the crowd which gives him a very mixed reaction. With a sheepish grin he then sits down.)

MH: Thanx for being with me here tonight.

DC: It's a pleasure for you to have me Matt. It's nice to finally sit down and have a one on one without all the anger or the hype. So please feel free to ask anything.

MH: What I'd first like to tackle is the only blemish on your SEWF career, your loss to Luscious Luciano. First of all, what is your opinion of the man?

DC: Well I'm sure it's no small fact to anyone who's followed the SEWF that Luciano and I have something of a rocky history in terms of each other. I came in my first time through and got in his face so bad it almost crush the man...and in a way I guess I actually did just that. However now...after all has been said and done and so much has transpired I have to say I have a new found respect for him. I mean we took each other to the limits and he came out on top. No doubt about it. He showed me he's no joke and for that I haveto tip my hat to him. He's a hell of an athlete and one hell of a man. Can't say I approve of some of the company he keeps...but other than that...he's top notch.

MH: And how do you feel about the New Blood. Are they friend, enemies, nothing?

DC: Well like I just eluded to the New Blood aren't really a crowd I would choose to associate with. Maybe members on an individual basis...but as a unit they aren't what I'd call a class act. Save for a guy like Luciano...who in my opinion is the glue that holds them all together. When I first arrived here I was touted as "New Blood" along with many others. Now...now I'm just Devon Chapel...and if you ask me that's more than enough.

MH: Ok, so how do you feel about stables in general? Would you consider joining one?

DC: Stables do have their merit I imagine. There being strength in numbers and all. As for me ever joining one? Well I've been down that road and got way too burned to go it again. So as for myself...it'll be a cold day in hell before I ever join again.

MH: With your SEWF career what it is now, what went wrong last time?

DC: (Laughs) You know I've asked myself that same question too many times to count. It's quite the puzzle as to what was going on in my head last time through. I mean yes I was a newbie so I guess you could chalk some of it up to just being too damn eager. But really I have to say it stems from my association with one Phil Bishop. A man the SEWF and the world knows far too well. I let him do what he wantes with me and I paid a major price. If ever ego were to run amuck it was mine. I'm not ashamed to admit it. Between that and getting an entire organization against me. Well needless to say I was fighting an up hill battle and I just mature enough to handle it.

MH: Do you believe yourself a stronger person in character this time around? Has there been a change in attitude?

DC: Stronger? Oh sure much stronger. Both of mind and body. I know what went wrong and I'll be damned if I'll make the same mistakes again. Now don't assume that means that the old hot headed...rude as hell Devon Chapel is gone and forgotten...let's just say he's on something of a hiatus. Now I'm more focused. I know I can't just go around picking fights and getting myself into trouble. This is my job and I have to treat it as such. I deserve it and the fans of the SEWF deserve at least that much. I may seem low key...but my heart and my soul are still a rage and I think everybody knows it doens't take much to set me off now. But let's just say I know what needs to get done and I know what it takes to do it.

MH: So, who or what is up next for Devon Chapel?

DC: Good question. I've done some much so fast it's seems odd to finally slow down. I guess now that the KoTV is over I can focus on winning again. Winning and reaching that ever elusive next level. I think I'm very aware of my capabilities now and I know when I need to be challenged. Maybe the time is right for a title run. Then again that's up to the guys upstairs if you know what I mean. I'd love the chance to go against a Rick Stone...or hell even Jonny Lords. I may have lost to Luciano but the roll I feel like I'm on right now there's nothing I can't accomplish in my mind. But in the end it's all up to the boys who sign the paychecks. I want to be a champion...it's my goal and it's my dream. I just need to do whatever it takes now to get there.

MH: Is there any lasting image you'd like to leave in the SEWF? Is there a mission statement for Devon Chapel?

DC: If nothing else I want to be remember as the guy who talked a lot of smack...but was more than able to back it up. A man that was dedicated and detrimined to reach is goals no matter how much blood he had to shed...be it others...or his own. Devon Chapel I hope will be thought of as a guy who went courageously forward without ever looking back. I speak my mind and I may joke...but in the end it about the business in the ring and that's what I'm here for.

MH: What are the origins of the nickname Wildcard?

DC: ((grins)) I just kinda had that tagged on me in highschool. I was a free safety and a wide reciever and as the coaches dreaed I was more that willing to put my body on the line for the good of the game. Much to their chagrin. You never know what Devon Chapel will do next...hell I rarely know half the time. So that's why I'm the Wildcard...cause you just never know.

MH: Well, I'll leave you with my trademark, Mr Chapel, word association. First off, "Superstar" Ray Hagan.

DC: Talented...but personaly over hyped

MH: Don Marvin

DC: Dedicated to his cause...whatever that is

MH: Hellkid Johnny Lords

DC: A fluke

MH: Luscious Luciano

DC: The Man

MH: Dynamite Dave Shaw

DC: A pretender and a fraud

MH: And lastly, JD Freeman

DC: Just a self endulgent joke

MH: Thanx so much for being with me Mr. Chapel and best of luck in the future.

DC: Thanks Matt it was good being here!

MH: Back to you Steve.

SSC: Some very interesting comments from Mr. Chapel indeed and in keeping with the interview theme, our own James L. Bullock has made his way to the ring for a surprise interview. He won't tell anyone who it is and he's really starting to piss off the suits upstairs, so this better be good. At any reate, here he is, take it away James.

(As the ring is cleared, a smiling James L. Braddock made his way down to ringside. He had his customary bone-handled cane in his right hand and a Cheshire cat sized grin.)

JLB: Ladies and Gentlemen....oh, I'm sorry. I almost forgot I was in the Shawplex. What are the chances of any ladies and gentlemen being here? Tonight, I, James L. Braddock, the greatest interviewer in wrestling history, the man who has to carry Steve Chen each and every week, and the man who Matt Hammmer fears, have a huge surprise for you.

You see, when the really big interviews come up, the SEWF turns to me. They know Matt Hammer doesn't hold a candle to me and those Hammerlock segments are, quite frankly, putting everyone to sleep. Tonight though, the SEWF has gotten down on its knees and begged yours truly to make my way down to the ring and with my golden vocal cords, bring the SEWF interview to new heights. They may have taken "Ground Zero" away from me, but even those know-nothings suits understand what true talent is, and boy do I have it.

Some of you may doubt me, I understand, but the truth is right in front of your faces. They don't send Matt Hammer to do the tough interviews, they send me. They didn't let Matt Hammer interview John Kronus before he left, they got me, in what even dear, departed President Shaw praised as a great interview. Tonight though, I plan to outdo myself. Get the Emmies ready, because James L. Braddock is about to claim another.

(Once the crowd's boos die down a bit, JLB continues.)

JLB: SEWF fans, it is my extreme pleasure to bring to you what is sure to be the most meaningful, shocking, and down-right important interview of the year. Let me bring out now, my special surprise guest - former two time SEWF World tag team champion, former SEWF Cruiserweight champion - your hero, and mine........THUNDER RIDER!

("The Game" by Wide Mouth Mason erupts over the PA system and from the back appears none other than former SEWF cruiserweight stand-out, Thunder Rider. He stands 5'9", and weighs about 190 lbs. He has on his customary black mask, which leaves the lower part of his face exposed, but is wearing a tuxedo. He also carries his hockey stick. TR is smiling and several in the crowd are cheering his return. He hops up onto the ring apron and leaps over the top rope, playing to the crowd a bit before heading to the middle of the ring to talk with JLB).

JLB: Thunder Rider, let me be the first to say - Welcome back.

TR: Well thank you James. And just let me say, it's great to be back. I, Thunder Rider, the most beloved star in SEWF history, have returned, to carry this federation back to the pinnacle of greatness.

JLB: Most beloved?

TR: Sure. Everybody loved me. Well, except mabye Corey Wolfe.....but he had no sense of humour. Remember though, Hamburger Helper makes a great meal-o!

JLB: You're not gonna start that again, are you?

TR: No, of course not. Why make fun of somebody who's not even here when there's so many stiffs to mock in the fed right now. But I'll save that for another time. Right now, I just want to serve notice to all my loyal fans that the greatest wrestler in SEWF history is back!

JLB: Greatest wrestler in SEWF history? Aren't you over-stating things a bit.

TR: No way. Look at my resume. Single handed, I was a two time SEWF tag team champion.

JLB: Single handed? What about Road Kill?

TR: Road Kill! What about him? He was a 300 pound weight around my neck. I had to win and defend those belts BY MYSELF. Road Kill was just a big loser. If I ever see him again, why I'll powerbomb his a$$ through a table!

JLB: Um, sure you will TR. Sure you will. Anyways, you were saying you were the greatest of all time. What about Caladan? Or Fury? Or Maldor? Or Hollywood Phil? Or..

TR: Ok, enough already. I'm the greatest, bar none. I was the first wrestler ever to beat Texas Assasin. I choked out Destroyer with his own stupid hold. I retired "Dyno-mite" Davey Shaw with my devastating Thunder Bomb. I beat everyone they put in front of me, and guys like Fury and Dalton were terrified of me. That's all the truth, cause I'd never lie to my adoring public James.

JLB: Yeah, right. In all fairness, you weren't quite that good. Texas Assasin for example - that was a DQ win, and the SEWF never recognized it.

TR: (mockingly) and the SEWF never recognized it. What are you, Matt Hammer? It was pure politics. Now, I have the upmost respect for Shawn Allen, believe me, but the truth is, he feared me, just like everybody else. The only reason I never got what was coming to me, is because guys like Kez, Caladan and Styme used me. Why the hell did Kez and Caladan get title shots at TA? Why not me? Because they wanted to keep me down, just like the SEWF officials. Well no more.

JLB: Meaning?

TR: Look at me. I'm all alone. I've got no one holding me back or using me for their own ends any more. Not Caladan, not Fury, not Kez, not Dalton........no one. I'm my own man, and that's just how I like it. Good for me, bad for the SEWF. This is a warning to each and every so-called wrestler in the SEWF and every wannabe champion - no one is safe. The rules just changed boys, and I'm in charge now. The World title, the U.S. title, the TV belt, even the Cruiser title - I want 'em all.

JLB: What about the tag belts? You've been quite successful in tag action in the past.

TR: Are you not listening? I don't want the freakin' tag belts. I don't need another loser riding my coat tails. My record speaks for itself, and it's high time that I looked out for me. From now on, I'm gonna do what I want, when I want, to who I want. The SEWF just became a very dangerous place boys and girls, because I'm on my own, and I'm in a mood to raise a little hell, bust a few heads, and win a belt for my waist. Anyone who has a problem with that need only sign on the dotted line.

JLB: Speaking of busting heads, you used to have a bit of a reputation for putting people out - Christian Alicea, Texas Assasin, Void, Corey Wolfe - but the man you bragged the most about had to be "Dynamite" Dave Shaw, when you Thunder Bombed him after he hurt his neck in the famous match with Texas Assasin. DDS is back in action. Any concerns that he might target you?

TR: (Laughs) Old man Shaw is back?! Oh, I'm so very afwaid. (Laughs) Davey Shaw was never as good as people thought he was, ok? He tried to take my a$$ out back at BRINGIN' DOWN THE HOUSE in the War Games, but I won.

JLB: You mean your team won.

TR: No, I mean I won. I had Shaw trapped in my dreaded Mexican toe hold of death...

JLB: You were trying to hold him back so he couldn't save Spyder. You pulled off his boot. You held that boot for like half-an-hour, cause you were so out of it, you thought you had Shaw caught.

TR: Yeah, well, I did all the hard work. I was the third man in that match, and I fought against everybody. Shaw came in last to cherry-pick, and he still couldn't get rid of me.

JLB: So, you're not worried about Shaw targeting you?

TR: I'm as worried about Shaw as I am about killer bees.....not at all. If Shaw wants a piece of me, I'll be more than happy to send him back to the old folks' home where he belongs. It's been fun James, but I've boosted your ratings enough for one week. Good bye my adoring public!

(With that, "The Game" starts playing once again, and Thunder Rider leaves the ring and a confused JLB shaking his head).

SSC: Well, I have to hand it to James, he sure as hell dropped a bomb on the Mothership here tonight. There was no even whiff of the return of one Thunder Rider and the SEWF has just gained a major superstar who has come back home.

JLB: Well, that was fun.

SSC: How the hell did you do that?

JLB: Like I said, I get all the biggies, you'll see when I retire.

SSC: Probably before, but we'll leave that to a different time. Right now, we've got a great match up next that could go from here to Wyoming before we get a winner. First, let's take a look at the footage that brought this match about.

(After the match, Kain, with his victory locked, makes his way back to the dressing room ....when......out of nowhere......HERE COMES AARON MICHEAL!!! Carrying a chair, he hits Kain sqaure in the head. Kain falls down hard, completely out, but Micheal doesn't stop there. Pounding on the head of Kain, he continually beats Kain with the steel chair. Doomsday walks by the action taking no notice of it what-so-ever. Aaron Micheal, now done with his damage, makes his way back to the dressing room leaving Kain there to rot.)

SSC: And with that nasty shot, tonight's match was set.

JLB: They better not come up here, I'll take em out.

SSC: Sit down, take it away Mark.

FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE
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 Aaron Michael vs. Tommy Kain
MM: The following match is a special falls count anywhere match and is set for one fall. First out will be a man who's viscious chair shot set up this match in one fell swoop. Tonight we will find out if he can do it not just in the ring, but outside it as well. This match has the potential to sprawl the SEWF and the following man will be ready. Here hs is, AARON MICHAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!!!!!!!!!

(..."Smack my Bitch UP' starts to play, as Mr. Michaels walks out, stopping halfway down the ramp, waiting for Tommy Kain...all of a sudden, the boos and cheers settle, and "Sean Astin" begins to play, as more cheers than boos go around the ShawPlex, as Tommy Kain begins to come out...)

MM: Out second tonight will be man who's been on quite a roll lately in the SEWF. Stemming from the break up of the Autumn Guard, this man hs truly been coming into his own. Here he is, TOMMY KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!!!!!!!

(...Aaron stands planted in the middle of the ramp, waiting on Kain to come out, but after all the smoke and pyrotechnics shoot off, there is no Kain, until Michael turns around, to see that Kain has springboarded off the guard rail, grabbing somebody's front row nachos, throwing them into Aaron's face, then dropkicking them into his nose...Aaron falls back, face all cheesy, and chips with salsa coming out of his nose, trying to clear the way for beathing.)

SSC: Ok, now that is something I've never seen before.

JLB: Something new a the Shawplex, as always.

(...as he attempts to take the cheese out of his eyes, Kain whips him to the guard rail, as his back arches out, and he falls over, still trying to clear his face...Kain grabs him by the hair, then takes him to the other side of the entranceway, slamming his head into the rail, as Aaron hangs on long enough to stay on his knees, still scratching at his eyes to clear his path of vision...Kain goes to the time keeper's table, grabs a chair, then starts to walk back to Aaron, who has cleared his eyes, but is playing possum, and keeps hunched over, putting his hands on his face...as Kain walks over, he lifts the chair up, but Michael quickly gets up, kicks Kain to the gut, grabs the chair from him, tosses it back at Tommy, then hits an enseguiri, knocking Kain back, as his lip busts open from the shot.)

JLB: OHHHHHH!!!!!!!

SSC: The chair comes into play yet again!

(From there, Aaron lifts Kain up, then slams him down on the stell ramp...Kain slithers around in pain, as Aaron just laughs, looking into the crowd...he then helps Kain to the back, making him follow by the grip of Tommy's hair, finally getting to some trash cans...he throws Kain into them, as he knocks them over ...Michael pulls one up, and when Kain stands back up, Aaron puts it over his head, as Kain just wonders around a little while, Aaron stands back and laughs a little more, then guides a dazed and canned Kain towards the top of the ramp, putting him in a very dangedrous position.)

SSC: This could be dangerous folks.

(...Aaron takes him close to the edge, hinting at throwing Kain from the top, which is a good 7 foot fall, without seeing, because he has a trash can over his head...Michael watches him teeter a little bit more, then goes for a running dropkick, but Kain hears him running towards him, and moves out of the way...as that happens, Aaron goes flying off the ramp with an attempted dropkick, landing on his abs and stomach area, but when the trash canned Tommy Kain moved out of the way, he fell off, and coincidentally FELL ON TOP OF AARON!!!)

JLB: OHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

SSC: What a fall! That's a good seven feet folks.

(...but from the rounded shape of the can, Kain can't keep the pin on, and rolls off, along as the trash can falls off, and he can see again...Kain goes to cover, and the ref runs into place, but only slaps his hand twice on the concrete before a winded Michael can kick out...there is a nearby curtain towards the back, and Kain leads Aaron, by the hair, behind it, as the attendance at the ShawPlex will now have to watch on the ShawTron...Kain takes him back, and we see white halls, with various doors...Kain walks past the first door, but Aaron tackles him towards it, as their momentum breaks the door open, and they find themselves in the laundry room!)

JLB: There's a laundry room back there?

SSC: We've got it all folks.

(...Aaron spears Kain back into a washing machine, as Kain whinces...Aaron grabs some Clorox Bleach from a cupboard, then dumps it all over Tommy Kain's face, as it temporarily blinds Kain, pretty much returning the favor from those nachos...as Kain swings blindly away, Aaron boots him, then as Kain doubles over, Aaron slams his blinded head and face in the door, as it THUDS off Tommy's head, and he falls back.)

SSC: That's sickening.

JLB: This is great!

(...Aaron wheels out a laundry basket, then tosses Kain into it...he wheels him out of the lauroom, and back into the hall, where Michael starts to get some momentum going, then finally lets the bleach faced Kain go down a HUGE flight of stairs...as he's going down, kain sees the stairs, and jumps out of the basket, grabbing onto the rail, and barely saving himself from a potentially broken bone position...Aaron runs down the hall, as Kain's trip took him around 30 feet away from Aaron...as Tommy sees Michael running for him, he opens a nearby door, and hides in the room...Aaron carefully starts walking now, pacing himself...he gentley opens the door, and all the lights are out...he quickly panics, and reaches his hand across the wall for a light switch, but to no avail, he cannot find one, as he holds his hands out, pretty much blinded...suddenly, we hear a toilet flush!!!)

SSC: What the hell?

(...we see Aaron panic, gearing back towards the door, but then the lights go back on, and we see a panicked Michael looking around, but behind him is Tommy Kain, a plunger in hand, his hand on the light switch...)

TOMMY KAIN: Oh Aaron!!!

(...Aaron quickly turns around, and catches a lethal head shot with a plunger!!!...he goes down, then Kain goes to work...he takes him up, propping him on the sink...from there, Kain goes for a hurracanrana off the sink, but Aaron breaks his legs from his head, and Kain goes flopping down on the floor...Aaron grabs a head lock, and slowly edges him and Kain towards a head...he forearms Kain to the back of the head, then lifts him up...he nails a Samoan drop on the tile floor!!!...from there, Aaron goes back to the head they were at, pulls down his tights, and starts to take a piss...)

SSC: Ummmmmm, now that I've definitely never seen before.

(Kain lay on the tile, rolling around in pain, and after a good 45 seconds, Aaron stops, as we see a pool of yellow resting in the head...he doesn't flush it, but instead, he takes Kain over towards it, reapplying the headlock, looking to make Kain suffer somehow or another...he nudges Tommy up to the head, but Kain turns away in disgust...finally, Kain is to his knees, and lifts his leg up, as the back of his heel makes contact with Aaron's groin region, he falls backwards, hands tightly on his package.)

JLB: The universal equalizer.

(..Kain then gets up, and opens a stall door...he lifts Aaron up, and Irish whips him into a stall!!!...Aaron's knee goes right into the toilet, and Kain follows in...he stands atop the toilet, and helps Aaron get up there with him...from there, Kain grabs him up, and sets him in for the Troublemaker...ok, nothing new, his finisher, a DVD, but WHAT THE HELL??!! INTO A TOILET!!??...Kain lifts Aaron up, and can he do it?!...YES, HE PLUNGES AARON DOWN HEAD FIRST INTO THE TOILET!!!...JESUS CHRIST!!!...he pushes Aaron's head out of the toilet, then keeps his feet ont the toilet for extra leverage, as the ref comes running in, and counts the one, the two, THE THREE!!!...)

MM: Your winner via pinfall at 18:33, TOMMY KAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!!!!!

JLB: That match was totally full.

SSC: That match certainly took the full Shawplex tour and one has to congratulate Tommy Kain on a win well done.

JLB: He took the victimization of one week ago and turned into a great win, his hype is getting bigger and it certainly fits.

SSC: Up next is another wild match in the making as beer bottles are legal to decide the SEWF Extreme Champion.

JLB: Tucker got that title through rather odd channels, but he is now the official SEWF Extreme Champion, only to meet beer bottles in his first match.

SSC: Let's quit the talk and watch the brown glass fly. Take it away Mark.

BEER BOTTLE MATCH
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 Henry Tucker (c) vs. Guru
 2 trash cans full of beer bottles in a cage
"Hellkid" Johnny Lords special referee
(...before the next match officially gets underway, we hear an all-too familiar shriek in the form of...)

DAVEY HAVOK: SHUT UP!!!

(...with that, the crowd explodes into boos, as dave comes out with his phat-ass S.W.A.T. Team, surrounding him totally from loony-bins like Luscious Luciano...Davey puts the mic back up to his snotty face...)

Havok: So, these two smart asses wanna fight tonight, eh? Mr. Tucker and Mr. Guru, two of the dumbest idiots on the Earth. Everybody'sa asking, "Hey Davey, why are you coming out for this match? What's your problem?" Well, if anybody's been paying attention, people have been jealous of me after I won the SEWF court case. That's right, Guru and Tucker both want at me. I will tell you two young'ens once, and once only. DON'T MESS WITH ME. Now, Guru, GET OUT HERE!!!

(...with that, no intro, no music, Guru walks out of the back, Helkid behind him, wearing a ref jersey, covering his chest tattoo...he walks behind Guru, then the rest of the Gate follow...Rosa, Doomsday, Luni, and the two aforementioned men...they all stands up to Davey and his S.W.A.T. Team...)

Havok: Now, morons, you better have your little friend, Guru, shape up, and take ill willed comments like a man, and stop talking about some guy named Clint, or his ass is grass, and JR and I will be the first to toke him up.

(...for some reason, Hellkid starts laughing loudly, as Davey just kinda stares at him, wondering what he's all about...)

Havok: Now then, get to the ring, Guru, and have fun, kiddo.

(...Guru walks down to the ring, still pissed off at Davey, because he still is learning on how to take his comments...then, Davey talks again...)

Havok: Now, let's get his opponent out here!

(...from the crowd comes Henry Tucker, jumping over the guard rail, ad right towards Davey and his S.W.A.T. Team...he stands face to face with all of them, as Davey spews some more shit out...)

Havok: Now Tucker, your behavior is no better than Guru's. I don't want to see this personal BS ruining everything. What you have, settle it outside, because there's no room for shit in this toilet of a fed! GOT ME?!

(...Henry just kind of gives Davey a drawn out look, kinda making Davey intimidated, as Davey signals for him to go to the ring...finally, Davey snaps, and two of his security guards start to wheel down the two trash cans to the ring, filled with beer bottles...they all, with a combined effort, lift the two trash cans into the ring, one on Guru's side, one on Tucker's...Hellkid grabs a Heineken from one of them, opens it up, then sits in the corner, and starts to get blitzed...the bell is rung...both men grab a bottle from their respective cans, and move towards each other...Tucker puts his bottle down, and sticks his head out for Guru to smash the bottle on...Guru looks to the crowd, then to Hellkid, and tries to outsmart Tucker by booting him to the face...Tucker fades back, as Guru then whips him to the ropes, misses an attempted clothesline, then connects with the bottle to Tucker's face!!!...)

SSC: Not exactly the way you want to throw back a few.

JLB: What's wrong with that?

(...but what the hell, Tucker starts to laugh, no blood, just pieces of edible glass all over the ring...Guru rushes back to his trash can, pulls out another bottle, but after hitting Tucker with this one, he gets the same result...he then rushes to Tucker's can, and as he turns around with a bottle, Henry levels him with a Heineken bottle, right between his eyes, as Guru falls over, motionless, face bloody as hell...Hellkid, drunk in the corner, starts laughing out loud, eyes all bugged out...Hellkid, then in a serious move, goes to Tucker, pushes him aside, and helps a unconscious Guru get up...he lifts the wobbly man to his feet, then holds him up, as Tucker hits with with another Heineken bottle, marking the second cut across Guru's face.)

JLB: That'll leave a mark.

(...Hellkid lets him fall over, and falls back, laughing in the corner again...all of the Gate then make their way in, as Davey starts to walk down to ringside again...Higor Rosa starts jumping all around, and grabs a real bottle of Heineken, pops it open, then hands it over to Tucker, sort of a gesture to initiation to the Gate possibly...Henry looks at him, takes it, then downs the thing in one swig, as Higor starts laughing, Tucker takes the empty bottle and knocks Higor upside the head with it, as he falls back, side of his face engulfed with blood.)

JLB: OHHHHH!!!

(...Doomsday and Luni look at Tucker with anxiety, unsure of what to do, while the drunk Hellkid has a sadistic smile on his face, still watching Tucker out of the corner of his eye, but smiling...Davey steps in, and it's party time...he tells his S.W.A.T. Team to stay outside as he ventures in...he scrabbles for an object, then takes his shoe off, and tosses it, hitting Guru in the arm, as he gets scared, and jumps over the top rope, into his S.W.A.T. team's arms...they help him back, as he tries to look all bad for throwing his shoe...Guru lay in the ring, bloodied and battered...Tucker falls back over the top rope, then dissapears into the crowd...)

JLB: So Guru is out and Tucker has turned down a membership in the Gate.

SSC: Well, Guru just didn/t have the tools, he didn't show a lot of stuff here in the SEWF at all.

JLB: Guru just seems lost here in the SEWF and I just can't quite put my finger on the detrimental factor.

SSC: One of these days he'll get on track, but in the mean time we've got a man who's just recently found his niche. Rebel Rick Stone has proven in the last few weeks that his Shawcade title win was no fluke with some great wins.

JLB: The quiestion will be is the wait worth it for Kaplan? Only time will tell.

SSC: And let's get this match underway, take it Mark.

TV TITLE CAGED REMATCH
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 Rebel Rick Stone (c) vs. Nathan "Kid Dropper" Kaplan w/TWSO
 Must ESCAPE the steel cage to win, no roof
MM: The following match is set for one fall and will take place in a steel cage in which the only way to escape is to exit the cage for the TV title. Coming out first will be the challenger who comes to us from the TWSO and will be accompanied by the Polish Hitmen. He hopes to make his mark on the SEWF after months of service and win the title in the process. Here he is, NATHAN "KID DROPPER" KAPLAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!

(...Kaplan starts to come out with Vinny Battagglia, as they walk to the caged ring, Vinny is consulting him, and trying to settle him down, as Kaplan is in extreme anticipation for this match...they finally stop right before the cage, as Vinny slaps him on the face a few times, reasuring him that he's on top of the world...finally, the ref unlocks the cage door, and Nathan steps in, then waves Vinny off, telling him to go back to the locker room, as Vinny does so, and the "Phenomenon" theme begins...)

MM: Out next will the current SEWF TV Champion who has risen from the boonies of the SEWF roster to the ring of champions. He's had his career rise and plummet to reach this very moment when he attempts to keep his title as an eager and able opponent tries to take it from him. Here hs is, the REBEL RICK STOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!!!!

(...Rick "The Rebel" Stone then comes out, as lights shoot off all over, and the crowd is loving every second of his entrance...he starts grooving down with the music...the fans cheer him on, as he makes his way towards the cage, hands the time keeper his Tv title, then feels the cage, makes sure it's stable, then has the ref unlock the cage door...he steps in, as Kaplan keeps his distance at first, but then moves in, as the bell is rung...the two menhook up, Stone grabbing an arm bar, but Kaplan simply twists his arm around, flipping Stone over onto his back, as Nate backs off, letting Stone feel the effect of his power...Rick stands, gets to his feet slowly, then moves back in...Kaplan holds a hand out for a test of strength...but Rick, the crafty veteran, goes to hold his out, then just pokes Kaplan to the eys, as Nate grabs his face, then Stone wraps him in a twisted arm bar, then whips him to the ropes, and catches a flying clothesline on Kaplan)

SSC: A great series of moves by Stone, shows he knows what he's doing.

JLB: He may know, but it took him long enough.

(..Stone covers, but then realizes he must escape the cage to win...he signals for the ref to unlock the door, as he starts, Kaplan grabs his boot...Rick tries to kick him away, but momentum was broke, and the ref is told to lock the door again...Rick starts putting the boots to Kaplan, then lifts him up, and whips him to the ropes...Stone jumps up for a little hurracanrana action, but Kaplan holds him in a powerbomb position, his move, but takes the momentum and drives Stone's back into the CAGE!!..)

JLB: OHHHHH!!!!!!

SSC: He'll feel that in the morning.

(...Stone goes down, as Kaplan falls back on the canvas as well...Kaplan then starts to crawl towards the door, telling the ref to unlock the door, as he does, and Kaplan gets his head through the door...he has his body halfway out, then Stone grabs his leg, and starts tugging him back in...Kaplan is back in, and the door is relocked...Stone drags him to the middle of the ring, and drops an elbow right onto Kaplan's knee...Stone then slaps on a half crab, trying to rip the knee cap off of Kaplan.)

SSC: Stone is beginning to take the knee out of Kaplan, a good strategy.

(...he finally lets go, realizing he can't capture a submission victory...he springboards to the top rope, and in a sudden move of spontaneous effort, lands a perfect moonsault onto Kaplan...Nate is out, and Rick looks to finish him quickly, now...he once again goes to the top ropes, then hangs off the top of the cage...he starts scaling it, like monkey bars, until he's over the top of Kaplan...from there, Stone drops, AND HITS A TOP OF THE CAGE GUILLOTINE LEG DROP, MY GOD!!!...)

JLB: OHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

SSC: Stone is taking it up a notch here folks.

(...Stone lays atop Kaplan, slightly winded from the drop...he then stands, a little wobly on his feet, and stutters over towards the cage door...the ref opens it, but what the hell?!...THE BOMBER comes from underneath the ring and pops Stone in the head with a chair!!!)

JLB: That'll hurt his chances....

(...this knocks Stone back into the ring, as the ref's hassle Bomber back to the locker room, but the damage is done...Stone lay motionless next to the cage door, as the refs are escorting the Bomber back to the locker room, out runs Vinny again...he jumps through the open door, and starts to drag Nathan out of the ring...he gets him to his knees, and finally, with one last tug, has Nate through the ropes...with his own last effort, Kaplan steps through, and out onto the steps, as the refs rush back, yelling at Vinny for interferring, but the announcement is to be made now...)

MM: Here is your winner, and NEW SEWF Television Champion, "KID DROPPER" NATHAN KAPLAN!!!!

SSC: The improbable title run has finally come to an end, but throughout the duration of his TV title reign Stone has shown that he can and deserves to be a champ. He has my respect.

JLB: I will acknowledge the effort put forth by Stone and recognize he does have skills. Congrats, though, to Kaplan for wrestling the title from Stone's able grasp.

SSC: While one title regin comes to an end, will another fall tonight?

JLB: I've been truly impressed by what Luni has shown us here in the SEWF and I wouldn't be surpised to see Luni with the belt around his waist at the end of the night tonight.

SSC: That is certainly not to discount the ability and staing power of Don Marvin, it also wouldn't surprise to see the title around his waist as well at the end of the night.

JLB: All in all I think these two men are very evenly matched and it's anyone's guess to the winner tonight.

SSC: Enough speculation, let's get to the action. Take it Mark.

US TITLE REMATCH
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 Don Marvin (c) vs. Luni w/Hellkid
MM: The following match is set for one fall and will decide the SEWF US Champ. First out will be the challenger accompanied to the ring by Hellkid Johnny Lords. These same two men took it to the limit in the KoTV tourney and even thought the challenger to night lost that night, his showing certianly warranted a rematch. That rematch is tonight as he looks for his first taste of SEWF gold. Here he is, LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNI!!!!!!!!

(Luni with multipurpose companion Hellkid Johnny Lords emerges from the entryway with a grave and serious look on his face. He trost slowly to the ring and holds open the ropes for world champ Johnny Lords. He mounts a turnbuckle and looks out at the fans who meet him with mixed reaction when the music turns over....)

MM: Next out will be the current SEWF United States Champion representing the New Bloods. He has shown he is a quite competent champion and may face his toughest challenge tonight. As stated, they took each other to the limit before and tonight is shaping up to be the deciding match. Here he is, The Borhter Like No Other, DON MAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRVIN!!!!!!!!!!!

(Marvin sprints out of the entryway and hops up and into the ring. He wastes no time in going right after Luni, clotheslining him straight down to the mat. Hellkid gives him a quick kidney punch and as Marvin turns around, Luni rolls him up but only gets a 2 count. Marvin springs back up with a wry smile and Luni is up as well. The two men lock up and Marvin gest the advantage with a knee to the gut of Luni. Luni falters backwards and Marvin goes after him with a clothesline but Luni ducks. As Marvin turns around, Luni nails him with a great standing drop kick.)

SSC: Luni with a great duck and move.

(Marvin is on his back and Luni hits the ropes and drops a big leg across his face. He makes the quick cover and gets a nice 2 count. Luni pulls Marvin back up to his feet and whips him into the ropes. He leaps up in a hurracanrana, sending Marvin rolling under the bottom rope. Marvin regains his senses and and fights his way back up to his feet. Luni hits the far ropes and leaps over the top rope free and clear, pummeling Marvin.)

JLB: OHHHHHHH!!!!

SSC: Great suicide dive from Luni!

(Luni and Marvin are both on the concrete and Luni is the first to his feet. The fans give him a nice pop for his effort and Luni picks Marvin up to his feet and hops in the ring. He takes a hold of the ref and Hellkid comes up behind Marvin giving him another kidney punch and sending him crashing into a ring post. Luni lets go and Hellkid rolls Marvin back into the ring. Luni picks him up and whips him into the corner He comes running in with a flying knee but Marvin rolls out of the way and Luni takes the impact on his knee and rolls backward. Marvin follws the downed Luni and turns him over in a camal clutch.)

JLB: Great move from Marvin to neutralize the high-flying Luni.

SSC: Luni had a nice clip going there, maybe Marvin will settle down now.

(The clutch is still on but they are close to the ropes. Luni struggles and struggles to get to the rope inch by inch and finally gets there. The ref makes Marvin break the hold and Marvin backs off. Luni pulls himself up by the ropes and runs off at Marvin who dodges him and twists his arm around and drops down in an arm bar. He pulls up viciously on the arm and Luni screams out in pain but refuses to give in.)

SSC: Luni is showing some great intestinal fortitude here tonight.

(Luni refuses to give in so Don Marvin releases the hold. He follows up by pulling Luni to his feet and whipping him to the ropes and attempting a clothesline but Luni ducks, hits the far ropes, and leaps in a cross body block but Marvin catches him in midair.)

JLB: This could be anything folks.

(Marvin looks out at the crowd and gives Luni a nice fallaway suplex a la Scott Hall. He flashes a quick smile and resumes the attack with a head vice on the fallen Luni. Luni in another painful perdicament struggles for freedom. Marvin sinches it in tighter but Luni begins to fight it and get back to his feet. A portion of the crowd really begins to get behind him as he begins throwing elbows into the midsection of Marvin.)

SSC: This could be the comeback that takes Luni over the top folks.

JLB: Look out!

(Luni hits the ropes and comes off with a flying forearm. Marvin goes down hard and Luni picks him up to whip him into the turnbuckle. Luni gives Marvin a few shoulders to the midsection and sits him up on top of the turnbuckle. Luni goes up there with him and looks out at the crowd. The two struggle on the top of the turnbuckle and Luni hooks him. The crowd begins to cheer and Luni drops back in a devastating top rope DDT!!!!)

JLB: OHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

SSC: What a move!

(Luni pops back up and looks out at the crowd who roar in approval. He mounts the top turnbuckle and lepas off is a crisp shooting star press.)

JLB: OHHH!!!

SSC: This could be it folks. He makes the cover.......1........2..........3!!!!!!!! This is it! We have a brand new US Champ!!!!!

MM: Your winner via pinfall at 10:29 and NEW SEWF US CHAMPIOOOOOOOOOOON, LUNI!!!!!!!!!!!

 (Luni leaps up in exultation and grabs the title away from the referee. He mounts the top turnbuckle as the crwod shows their respect for Luni's effort in cheer form. Luni and Hellkid run back to the back to celebrate with the rest of the Heaven's Gate crew.)

SSC: A truly great win from Luni to be sure.

JLB: He showed a lot here tonight and I think he truly deserves that US title.

SSC: Very very true. Finally tonight on this great great night is our main event tag team match up. The recently victorious Heaven's Gate will meet the New Blood.

JLB: I don't know if the trend will continue in the main event, but I'm quite anxious to find out.

SSC: Before we do that, Billy Bomber Thompson has asked for some time to speak and it has been granted. Here he is folks.

(Come With Me By Puff Daddy and Jimmy page begins to blast over the P.A. system. The people in the arena are stunned as all of the sudden three cannon like sounds go off and Sweet Samantha walks threw the entrance way waiving a flag that reads "THE BOMB SQUAD" Three more cannon sounds go off and the fans go crzy as Khikago Killer walks out onto the ramp next to Sweet Samantha. Three more cannon sounds go off and fireworks all around the ramp go off as 'The Bomber" Billy Thompson walks out onto the ramp. The fans are going crazy as all three of them walk down the ramp. Khikago Killer is givning high fives and Samantha is waiving the flag as "The Bomber" Billy Thompson just alks straight to the ring with a determined look on his face. "The Bomber" reaches the ring first and slides in under the bottom rope. Sweet Samantha and Khikago Killer step in the ring. "The Bomber" calls for a mic, and the ring announcer hands it to him.)

"The Bomber" Billy Thompson: I told you that a change was inevitable. I told you all that things were gonna start going my way around here and I meant it. I told you all that there was going to be a new and improved "Bomber" around here. I told you all that I am swining into full effect, I have been pissed off one to many times and now it is time to start the inevitable.

(He tosses the mic to Khikago Killer)

Khikago Killer: We told Jay Ward that he would be getting his and that he would not win the KOTV Tourney. And we lived up to those words. We showed him what happens when you fuck with Billy Thompson. Then we look aroundand see the new SEWF World Champion, representing us like a load of BS. The man is nothing compared to "The Bomber" and he knows it. That is exactly why he always talks noise and then ducks us when we bring the heat, but no more will that be. You see we aquired something else. TWSO just wasnt doing us any good. So we decided that it was time to bring in The Bomb Squad.

(He tosses the mic back to Billy Thompson)

BBT: You see with all thats going on we needed to make ourselves look better. And now with Khikago Killer and Samantha with me it is all good, but The Bomb Squad isnt done there. Oh No, we went out and found two of the best damn stars in the EWWF Alliance and brought them into The Bomb Squad. So at this time I would like for The Five Star Psycho Dan Debacle and Franchyse Player to come on out here.

(The crowd goes crazy as six cannon sounds go off and Dan Debacle and The Franchyse Player walk down the ramp. Fireworks begin to go off on the ringpost as they walk down the Aisle. The both enter the ring and Bomber tosses the mic to dan Debacle.)

Dan Debacle: That's right!!!! The Organized Gang Crew have joined up with the Bomb Squad!!!! Billy wanted the most elite wrestlers in the sport today, and he got them!!! The Franchyse and I have been touring the world to find our calling. It's time that the Organized Gang Crew, consisting of the Franchyse Player and me, to get what we are waiting for, a shot at the tag team titles!!!!! And then we're going to let the Bomber get what he's waiting for, revenge on the TWSO!!!! Believe me, I know how it feels to be pissed off one too many times. They don't call me the Five Star Psycho for nothing!!! So I know exactly what the Bomber feels. I guess it's my call of duty to help out. Some call me arrogant. Some think I'm full of myself. But when you are standing next to two of the greatest wrestlers in the world, three if you count the Killer, then you'd be the same damn way!!!! The Bomb Squad is finally here!!!

(Dan Debacle throws the mic back over to Billy Thompson)

BBT: But we arent done there. There will be more, right now I wanna adress a man that has become a good friend of mine. Kid Dropper Nathan Kaplan, me and you are the only things going in TWSO and that is why I want you Nathan Kaplan to join with The Bomb Squad us four could be the true elite men.

(Come With me plays again as "The Bomber", Khikago Killer, Dan Debacle, Franchyse Player all walk out of the ring and up the ramp as Sweet Samantha follows waiving the BOMB SQUAD flag)

SSC: Another stable looks to be joining the fray here in the SEWF.

JLB: Couple that with the return of the Youngbloods and thins will heat up here pretty quick.

SSC: I would agree with that and I also agree that the next match will be a great one.

JLB: I'm quite anxious to see if Don Marvin's loss to Luni is a sign of things to come.

SSC: Let's do just that and find out. Take it away Mark.

MAIN EVENT GATE VS. NEW BLOOD
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 Hellkid/Higor Rosa vs. "Superstar" Ray Hagan/Luscious Luciano
MM: First out in this match will be the team representing the New Bloods. One of the team members happens to be the #1 contender to the world champion via his great win in the KoTV tourney. He faces of against the world champion here tonight with his partner who happens to be one hafl ot he world tag team champions. Here they are, LUSCIOUS LUCIANO AND "SUPERSTAR" RAY HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGAN!!!!!!!!!

(The two New Blood stablemates make their way out of the entryway to a giant pop from the SEWF fans. The pyro showers them as plentiful as the cheers and they slap the hands eagerly awaiting over the steel guardrails. The walk up the ring steps and await their opponents.)

MM: Next out in this tag team contest set for one fall wil be the team representing the Heaven's Gate. They take their attitude of Praise Satan, and Kiss My Ass into the ring tonight against two of the SEWF's top stars in an attempt to gain even more respect and success. The world champ and the Alkoholic take center stage together tonight. Here they are, HIGOR "REBEL" ROSA AND HELLKID JOHNNY LORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(The two men come out to the ring to that eerie Gate music and slowwly climb into the ring. The two groups immediately pair off with Hagan and Hellkid in one corner and Rosa and Luciano in another. Luciano and Rosa spill to the outside leaving Hagan and Hellkid as the two legel men. Hagan gets the early advantage by throwing Hellkid back into the corner. Hellkid pops back up and quickly gets a thumb into the eye Hagan. Suddnely there is some movement in the crowd as the fans turn their heads to pay attention. Meanwhile, in the ring, Hellkid throws Hagan through the ropes and out of the ring. )

JLB: What's going on up there in the stands? What's everyone looking at?

SSC: I think we may just have our answer!

(A man runs into the ring and he kicks Hellkid in the back. The man wheels him around and takes him down in a devastating DDT.)

JLB: Wait a minuted, that's a DYNAMITE DDT!!!!

(The man reveals himself to be Dynamite Dave Shaw and the crowd begins to crazy for the Youngbloods leader. The ref this entire time had been attending to Ray Hagan and DDS slips out of the ring. Hagan jumps back in and the ref turns to see Hellkid lying flat on the ground. He doesn't have a clue as to what happened and neither does Hagan. He looks around in confusion and simply makes a lateral press.)

SSC: The cover? 1.............2...............3?!?!?! This match is over before it started!! And he has a mike folks.

(DDS is standing in the ring along after pushing the body of Hellkid out.)

DDS: You all on the floor can just stay back. Or I'll set you down the same way I did your so called world champ. I've told you time and time again that the Youngbloods will be the stable to beat. The New Bloods have the tools right now and I can't face them alone, but in the weeks to come my strength will accumulate and build to a level threatening to every entity in the SEWF. In simple terms, next week signifies the dawn of a new era in not just myself but the SEWF as well. So, people of the SEWF, you have been warned that next week, destiny's true child comes home. He is the man who has the power to disable and dismantle the opposition. He's done it before, he'll do it again. Until then ladies and gentlemen, I bid you farewell.

(DDS throws down the mic and walks down the aisleway to the back. The fans pop for him on his way to the back and even a little pop of pyro for him.)

SSC: Another profound impact by DDS.

JLB: He never ceases to amaze me, he sure as hell gets stuff done.

SSC: Well, speaking of done, we are as well. We are totally out of time here on the Mothership so far James L. Bullock and Matt Hammer, I'm Stylin' Steve Chen saying goodnight all.

(Camera fades to SEWF logo, then to black.)

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