DA MOTHERSHIP FOR AUGUST 22, 1998!
(Scenes from last week's SNM and Tuesday's EoA hit the screen. Mr. Matt Allen hitting a huge top rope DDT on Stash.....Bomber hoisting the TV title above his head after his win over Nathan Kaplan.....Steve Maldor grinding Rick Stone's head into the side of the cage.....Calvin Simmons taking the fall that severely injured his knee.....Kain in agony after realizing he didn't quite plan his tag title match correctly.....Maldor hitting the heart punch on Killer to set up Tom Collins' title win.....and finally the sequence of Killer's rampage through EoA.)
ANNOUNCER: The two newest additions to the SEWF take center stage tonight. One follows up on days of greatness in the School of Hardknocks, the other has been around the way a few times. The "Superstar" meets the Rattlesnake, futures may be made.)
(Split screen shows both "Superstar" Ray Hagan and Rattlesnake making their debut interviews.)
A: The TWSO vs. Heaven's Gate resurfaces once again, this time with barbed wire, trash cans, and bats flying. That's right it's Luni/Hellkid vs. the Polish Hitmen, full contact weapon style.
(Luni and Hellkid appear with barbed wire bats in hand, screen cuts to the Polish Hitmen with trash cans at the ready.)
A: Jobber meets champ tonight as the man on a roll meets up with the man content for a win a month. That's right, JOB SQUAD founder Rebel Rick Stone challenges for the TV belt against Billy "Bomber" Thompson.
(Thompson is shown after last week's win over Kid Dropper Kaplan, cuts to Stone spraying the crowd with his supersoaker.)
A: Matt Hammer returns again this week to probe the minds of the SEWF's superstars. This time he takes on the newly crowned SEWF World Heavyweight Champion, Tom Collins.)
(Collins hoisting the title belt above his head after last week's title win is shown.)
A: She's challenged him time and time again and the SEWF Executive Committee finally agreed to let her vent some anger this week, arm wrestling style. That's right, it's the SEWF's resident bad girl against the SEWF's resident cruiser champ.
(Brittany administering a Greco-Roman low blow is shown, cut to Xtremist's infamous 450 splash in midair.)
A: The second highest belt in the land is up for grabs as New Blood meets Autumn Guard tonight. The long time champ puts up the strap against a man who's come a long way since his SEWF debut. It's Don Marvin challenging Kyle "Cannibal" Morden for the US strap.
(Morden in his tag match last week is shown with Tommy Kain, cut to Don Marvin cutting an interview with the New Blood.)
A: And in the MAIN EVENT of the evening, Shawcade implictaions galore as the right to face SEWF World Heavyweight Champ, Tom Collins, are up in the air. #1 contender to the title, "Quiet Man" Steve Maldor takes on revenge hungry Killer Christian Holmes.
(Again, Maldor hitting the heart punch on Killer is shown.)
A: All that, a surprise or two, and final preparations for SHAWCADE II, tonight on SATURDAY NIGHT MOTHERSHIP!!!!!
In a ShawWorld presentation in conjuction with Shawplex Entertainment, the
proudly presents:
SATURDAY NIGHT MOTHERSHIP
(Logo Needed)
Preparations
(Computer created mountains rise in the distance and the camera ventures closer. It swerves between sky scrapers and suburbs alike, searching out the Shawplex. It swoops down into the front doors of the Shawplex over throngs of excited fans waiting to enter. The ring is visible in the middle and the retired ring boots of Caladan Moore and Texas Assassin loom above. The camera moves back to a back hallway and passes the various locker rooms. The locker rooms of Tom Collins/Don Marvin, Autumn Guard, Heaven's Gate, The West Side Order, Luscious Luciano/El Dorado, Billy Bomber, Calvin Simmons, Rebel Rick Stone, and finally Killer Christian Holmes all pass by. The camera exits the Shawplex out the back, alights high into the sky, faces straight down at the domed roof of the Shawplex, and hurtles downward at an incredible speed. The camera hits the roof and a massive explosion errupts!! The debri falls to reveal Stylin' Steve Chen and James L. Bullock at the "broadcast location." SNM has begun.)
SSC: SNM IS ON THE AIR!!!! (pyro in background) Explosions, lights, music, fans, and wrestling, what more could you ask for on a Saturday night?
JLB: Well, a nice hotel room, pants that fit, twins.....
SSC: Shut up, tonight we're packed with action from all corners of the SEWF. From debuts to veterans, we're ready to bring you action like no one else can.
JLB: Some may have longer shows, more talkative annoucners, better pyro, but we're the ones with the action that leaves the fans wanting more.
SSC: Never were truer words spoken.
JLB: The egos are left at the door here in the SEWF. Those that have em hit the pavement.
SSC: Well in our first match of the evening we have two young superstars making their debuts in SEWF. "Superstar" Ray Hagan and Rattlesnake.
JLB: This should be one hell of a contest. Let's go down to Ring Announcer Mark Morris for the wrestler introductions.
DEBUT ACTION
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"Superstar" Ray Hagan vs. Rattlesnake
MM: The opening contest on SEWF Saturday Night Mothership is set for one fall. Coming out first, he boasts a retired title in the School of Hardknocks and maintains legendary status there, he is "Superstar" Ray HAAAAAAAAGAN!!
(Hagan struts to the ring as the fans show him basic indifference, being this is his debut match. A couple SoHK fans cheer in the back with Hagan signs. He hops in the ring.)
MM: Challenging him is yet another new comer to the SEWF. He's boasted success all over the world and he's brought his services to the SEWF. He is the RATTLESNAAAAAAAAKE!!!
(Rattlesnake walks slowly to the ring as more indifference hits the arena. He ignores and hops into the ring, ready to go.)
SSC: One thing of note, it seems that the masked man of AG, now calling himself Dr. Suave has made his way to ringside with a pad of paper and a chair. He's sitting down in note taking position, that's quite interesting.
JLB: Smells like recruiting to me.
(Hagan and Rattlesnake lock up, Hagan comes out of it with a hammer lock on Rattlesnake. Rattlesnake with an elbow to Hagan's jaw. Hagan with a quick boot to the mid section of Rattlesnake. He follows up with a couple of rights to the the side of Rattlesnake's head. Hagan whips him into the ropes and catches him with an arm drag. Rattlesnake geets to his feet and charges at Hagan. Hagan ducks out of the way and catches him in a drop toe hold. Both me are to their feet, Hagan with a boot to the knee of Rattlesnake. Hagan with a leg whip taking Rattlesnake to the mat. A boot to Rattlesnake's knee. He puts Rattlesnake's knee across the bottom rope and drops down on it. Hagan locks him in a leg grapevine, the ref checks in with Rattlesnake. Rattlesnake reaches over and grabs the ropes, the ref makes Hagan release the hold.)
SSC: It is way to early to win this match I believe.
JLB: Well at least with a hold like that one.
(Hagan grabs a handful of hair and pulls Rattlesnake to his feet. Hagan scoops him up and slams him down with a scoop slam. Hagan drops an elbow onto the knee of Rattlesnake and continues his relentless assault. Ratlesnake is on his knees and trying to fight back now, he lays a pair of rights to the mid section of Hagan. Rattlesnake tries to putt himself up to his feet but quikly is met by an ax handle to the shoulder blades by Hagan, knocking him right back to the mat. Hagan stomps on Rattlesnake and then looks out to the crowd, he gets a small pop as he tries to get the fans behind him. Rattlesnake has pulled himself up on the ropes and is waiting for Hagan to turn around. Rattlesnake runs over Hagan with a massive clothesline. Both men are out cold laying on the mat. The ref begins a ten count 1.....2.....3...... so movement on the part of both men trying to get to the ropes 4.....5.....6 Hagan gets to his feet. He stagers over towards Rattlesnake who is hunched over on the ropes. Hagan comes up behind him and ries to pull him off the ropes, Rattlesnake catches him with a mule kick taking him to the mat in obvious pain. The ref is not sure of exactly what happened.)
JLB: This kid looks like he is willing to do just about anything to get a win.
SSC: Well this match should have been thrown out after that but I guess the ref didn't see it, what a cheap shot that was.
(Rattlesnake stomps on the back of Hagan a couple of times then drags him to his feet. Rattlesnake whips him into the ropes and catches him with another clothesline, Rattlesnake drops an elbow onto the sternum of Hagan. He picks Hagan up and sets him up for a piledriver. Hagan slips out and hits him with a spinebuster. Hagan quicly locks on the Star Cross. The ref checks in with Rattlesnake. Rattlesnake is taping out. The ref signals for the bell and raises the hand of "Superstar" Ray Hagan.)
MM: WINNER OF THIS MATCH IN 9:27 VIA SUBMISSION "SUPERSTAR" RAY HAGAN!!!
SSC: Excellent debut by Hagan, following in the footsteps of Freeman almost.
JLB: Well, I see a lot more in Freeman, I'm very excited about him. However, Hagan has also shown great promise. He does some great interviews, right to the point but maintains his cockiness. I like that.
SSC: It's a wonder he's not your son.
JLB: Well......
SSC: Shut up, right now it's time for barbed wire, board, and bats to fly. Take it Mr. Morris.
WEAPONS MATCH
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Hellkid Johnny Lords/Luni vs. Polish Hitmen
MM: We're going to interrupt intros with a special announcement from Benjamin J. Engledow, head of the SEWF Executive Committee.
(Mr. Engledow is already in the ring and he has a mike.)
BJE: Hello SEWF fans, I hope you are enjoying tonight's festivites. Now, I'd like to address the upcoming match. The Executive Committee has decided that this match will not in fact be a weapons match, but a normal tag match instead.
(Boos rain down from the crowd.)
BJE: I apologize to the fans who wanted blood, but there is a good reason for this I think you'll be pleased with. Now, as you all know, Shawcade II is upcoming on Sunday, August 30th. Now, in the we did not want any of the wrestlers injured going into this mega event. Instead, we are going to one up the match you were going to see. In a six man tag, The Polish Hitmen and "Kid Dropper" Nate Kaplan will take on Luni, Hellkid Johnny Lords and Doomsday to hopefully put an end to this fued. However, the kicker is that the match will be enclosed in a cage, no DQ, weapons galore, and the only way to win is to get all 3 members of your team out of the cage.
(Crowd roars in approval of the potentially violent match.)
BJE: In the mean time, please enjoy the rest of tonight's SEWF action.
MM: First out in this tag team contest scheduled for one fall, they represent the WSO, they are the Polish HIIIIIIIIIIITMEN!!
(Out from the back, The Polish Hitmen, Yash carrying a polish flag while Stash is holding a TSWO flag, walk to the ring to the upbeat music of their home land. Carmine, carrying a studded diamond cane, follows behind them making sure the distance between the team and the manager is not far. Entering the ring, the Polish Hitmen throw the flags out of the corners, while Carmine shows them off. Then, Yash begins to take a whip and snap it in the middle of the ring while the lights go dim.)
MM: Their challengers hail from Heaven's Gate. They ask you to praise Satan and kiss their ass. They are the LUNATIC AND HELLKID JOHNNY LOOOOOOOOORDS!!!
(An eiry music sets in as pictures of those who have joined the group of "Heaven's Gate" flash over the big screen in the Shawplex. Out of the darkness, Luni and "Hellkid" Jonny Lords emerge. Coming to the ring at a furious pace, they dive in, and immediately begin to pound the lights out of the Polish Hitmen.)
SSC: In typical fashion, the Heaven's Gate crew is by all means ready to go.
(The ref calls for the bell, but all four men are too busy on each other to worry about it. Yash gets thrown over the top by Lords with a military press. Luni is busy delievering full front kicks to the stomach of Stash when Lords decides to help him out. A double team effort takes place, when Luni and Lords though Stash into the far ropes. On the return, the Heaven's Gate team excuted a huge double drop kick that sent Stash crashing to the mat. Yash made up to the ring apron, while Lords decided to play by the rules by going to the outside. Luni continues the onslaught with a snap suplex followed by a quick cover...)
SSC: 1....2....kick out by Stash.
JLB: A tad too early to put the Hitmen away just yet.
(Luni then picked up Stash and sent him into the near corner closest to Luni's tag partner. Two knife-edge chops were then followed up by a standing drop kick that weekend the knees of the Polish Hitman. Luni then decided to hip whip Stash back into the middle of the ring. Stash went for a tag, but was quickly met with a double ax-handle in the small of the back. Luni, dragging Stash back to his side of the ring, tagged in Lords. Lords climbed to the top turnbuckle and came of with a powerful stomp into the small of Stash's back. The cover....1.....2.....kickout. Lords, after complaining to the referee for a moment, picked up Stash and sent him to the ropes.)
JLB: You see, that's the problem with wrestlers, they always argue. Refs don't reverse decisions, it does no good.
(On the return, Lords went for a lariet that hit nothing but empty space. Again, on the return, Lords bent over, hoping for a back body drop, but was met with, not only a kick to the face, but a spinning neck breaker by Stash. With the opportunity at hand, Lords wisest decision was to tag Luni back in. As soon as Luni grabbed Stash, it was too late. Stash had made a diving tag that allowed the fresh Yash to step into the ring. Yash punched Luni with a huge right that sent him to the mat, while Lords attempted to interfere. Yash body slamed Lords down to the mat, and as soon as he turned around, he executed a lariet that sent the smaller Luni out of the ring.)
JLB: OHHHHHH!!!
SSC: Luni went crashing down hard on the mats!!
(Lords, now getting up, was met with a high knee to his own gutt. Yash then followed up the high knee with a huge power bomb that caused much pain on the back of Lords. Luni, now getting up the apron, was about to step in, but was met with Yash first. Yash grabbed the smaller man, and suplexed him back into the ring. Lords made his way, while this was going on, back to the outside. Yash then dragged Luni to his own corner and tagged in Stash. Both men grabbed a leg and decided to make a wish.)
JLB: No, folks, that does not tickle.
SSC: Great teamwork. That has to hurt folks.
(Stash followed up the crotch breaker with a figure four leg lock. Struggling to get to the ropes, Luni finally, after about 2 minutes in the hold, made the grab for the bottom rope. Stash broke the lock, then tagged Yash back in. Yash climbed the ropes while Stash held down the legs up Luni. Yash came off with a flying elbow that landed in the center of Luni's thigh, causing him to wretch in pain. Yash then followed this up with a spinning ankle lock. Luni is in some serious trouble now as he is desperatly trying to make for the tag. OH MY GOD, WHAT IS THIS?!?!?!?!?!?! Out of the back, the Gianette Twins have emerged.)
SSC: Uh oh, this could break down real quick folks.
JLB: And Lords is none too happy about it.
(Lords is going crazy seeing this, but the crowd is loving the Hitmen this night. Luni, after a poke to the eyes of Yash, dashes for a tag. Yash, barely seeing the lariet that Lords had planned for him, made a quick duck. Lords, from the momentum, keep going until he ran right into the large 13inch foot of the big Stash. Yash followed this up with a side shoulder suplex. A quick tag by Yash allowed Stash to get in his work. Stash picked up Lords in a suplex. Holding him suspended for about half a minute, Stash decided to let Lords fall to the mat with some extra gravitational force to add to the pain in his back.)
SSC: Cover...1...kickout by Lords easily.
(Stash then picked up Lords, but Lords went to lower road by hitting a crotch cruncher with his right first. From the low blow, Stash went face first into the mat. That will change anyone's momentum. Lords followed up with not one, not two, but three smashing elbows to the back of Stash's head. The cover...1....2....kickout, but barely. Lords then picked up Stash and deliverd a shoulder breaker on the big man. Lords then followed this up with a trapezious grip on the right trap of Stash. Bouncing his heels into the mat, Stash tried to get the crowd behind him to break the hold. Stash, now back on his feet fighting against the hold, hit two smashing elbows into the gutt of Lords.)
JLB: Stash is coming back!
SSC: And the crowd is behind him.
JLB: I guess Satan worshipers aren't as popular nowadays.
(Stash then bounced of the far ropes and went for some type of move, but Lords got to him too quick to deliever a smashing knee to the stomach of Stash. Lords followed this up with a chin lock. Stash finally makes it to his feet and delivers a reverse neckbreaker on Lords that breaks the hold. Yash gets up on the ropes, and waits for the tag by Stash. Stash, just getting awake from the chin lock, dives over to Luni and hits a drop kick that sends him to the outside on the concrete. Stash then goes over and picks up Lords onto his shoulders while taging in Yash.)
SSC: This could be it folks.
JLB: They're setting up for their big finisher.
(Yash climbs to the top, and then hits THE WARSAW PACT!!!!!! A TOP ROPE CLOTHSLINE!!!! Yash for the cover.........1...........2...........3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
MM: Your winners, The Polish Hitmen via pinfall at 11:38
SSC: So the Hitmen get some redemption from their loss to SSS last week.
JLB: That big 6 man tag at Shawcade should be a sight to behold.
SSC: Compliments to Mr. Engledow, that's a very popular decision he made. At any rate, up next the TV title is on the line.
JLB: The Jobinator gets his shot at gold against the very hot champion, Billy Bomber.
SSC: You gay?
JLB: What?
SSC: You said he was hot.
JLB: He's on a roll dumbass.
SSC: Sure, take it Mark.
TV TITLE MATCH
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Billy "Bomber" Thompson (c) vs. Rebel Rick Stone
MM: In the challenger's mode in this singles match scheduled for one fall with the Television Title at stake, the JOB SQUAD president himself, REBEL RICK STOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!
(Camera sees Stone emerge from the lights of the entryway, supersoaker in hand as always. He sprays the crowd a bit and hops in.)
MM: And the SEWF Television Champion, he stands poised to keep his title for quite sometime, he's BILLY "BOMBER" THOOOOOOOOMPSON!!
(The two men lock up immediately and Stone throws Bomber back into a corner. He shakes it off and the two lock up once again, Billy twisting Stone up in a hammerlock. Stone reverses with one of his own and Bomber elbows him a couple times for separation. He hits the ropes but Stone regains his composure and catches him in a sleeper hold.)
SSC: Oh noooo, what's this now from the entryway?
(A figure sprints out of the entryway with chair in hand. Stone and Thompson are faced away from the entry and can't see the man. He slides in and wipes out Stone with a chair shot. Thompson reels forward from impact and turns to catch a face full of steel. The man turns to the camera to reveal himself as JD Freeman!!!)
JLB: What's this?
SSC: What does he want with these two men?
(Freeman drops the chair and rolls the two men out of the ring. He asks for a mike and gets one.)
JD: The Autumn Guard has the World Title, and the Autumn Guard has the US Title. Well, as of right now, I lay claim to the SEWF TV Title!!
(He drops the mike and exits via the crowd.)
MM: This match is totally thrown out. Bomber retains his title.
JLB: Well, a possible plea to show he can beat Bomber and get in to the AG?
SSC: Could be! Well, on a much lighter note, Matt Hammer is with us again this week to provide some insight into the mind of Tom Collins. Take it Matt.
HAMMERLOCK INTERVIEW
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Matt Hammer interviews Tom Collins
(Matt is sitting over to the left of the broadcast booth on the set of Hammerlock. A small curtain is behind him.)
MH: Hello everyone and welcome back to Hammerlock. This week we feature the current SEWF World Heavyweight Champion, the newest member of the Autumn Guard, he is Tom Collins!
(Tom emerges from the curtain, hold belt on shoulder, shakes hands with Matt, and sits down.)
MH: Hello, Tom, how are you today?
TC: Never better, Matt. How about you, my man?
MH: Good, thank you.
(Hammer looks into the camera, half surprised that a wrestler seems to be treating him with some measure of respect, rather than disdain.)
MH: First, I wanted to congratulate you on your victory over Killer, and winning of the SEWF Title.
TC: Thanks, big guy.
MH: The question lingering on everyone's mind Tom, is why?
TC: Why what? Why did I win the belt? Cause I'm good enough dammit!
MH: No, I mean, why the switch to the Autumn Guard. One night you're their worst enemy, the next their best friend. Why such a sudden switch?
TC: Well, Matt, I have my reasons. Week in and week out, I saw that the only person in the fed who could take care of these guys was myself. They were beating on everyone. If I didn't stop it, people would get hurt. And I started to think to myself, "Why am I helping these poor fools?" You know what I mean? Why was I putting myself on the line because nobody else could take care of themselves. I looked at the AG, and I saw a group of men who had the power, who had the fame, and could do as they wanted, because they were good enough. Then I looked at the rest of the SEWF, fighting and bickering like little kids, and crying whenever they were beaten up. It made me sick to know that I was on the side of these ingrates. It made me sick to know that I was helping them. I was fed up with being the knight in shinging armor, and coming to the rescue. The SEWF has its bad, its good, and the Autumn Guard. We're in a class by ourselves, and everyone knows. Everyone is jealous of it. I never thought Iwould end up where I did, here in the AG, but this time, the grass really is greener.
MH: I see. Now, have you lost contact with Luscious and El Dorado, your former partners?
TC: I lost contact with them when they lost contact with me. But I have moven far past that. And far past them. The bar was raised when Tom Collins joined the fed, and was raised with each step I took, soon, the only ones able to reach the bar were myself and the Autumn Guard. Now, LL and Dorado, as far as I know, have an open door to them. They can join us, as see the view from the top of the mountain, or stay where they are, continually trying to "raise the bar" against a pack of overgrown crybabies and skill-less jobbers.
MH: Harsh words.
TC: Truth hurts.
MH: What about Don Marvin? He always watched your back, he always stood by you, and it looked as though you two are the best of friends.
TC: It was truly sad to leave Don behind, we were good together, and as much as I hate to say it, I was being dragged down by him. My personal goals had to be sacrificed in order for him to keep up. Don has lots of potential. Lots of it. He works hard, he trains hard, but he simply does not have the proper foundation on which to become successful. Don, I love you, man, and you know that all you have to do is ask, and I can see what the rest of the AG can do to let you into the family. Just ask, Don. First, ask yourself, how far do you really wanna go, then ask yourself who can take you there, and finally, ask yourslf, where can I find him. You're smart, Don, you'll come up with the right answer.
MH: You were, at one time, friends with Killer. You two have had some very strong words for each other as of late. How do you feel about him?
TC: Killer, oh boy. Killer, I liked as a person. He was one of the few in the fed that could push me, even somewhat. He called me his friends, and I supposed I said the same, but I never felt it. You see, Killer is, and always will be, without friends. He has no respect for anyone else, and is only concerned with his own prospects. While I risked and injured life and limbs for those who were supposed to be my friends, as I said before, I was neglected. Killer is jealous of Tom Collins. Jealous I have the belt, this being the second I have taken from him. Jealous because he can't wrestle like T.C. can. Jealous because he isn't smart like Tom Collins is. Jealous because he doesn't utilize the third person as well and Collins can. And finally, because Tom Collins has taken the place in Brittany's desires that the Killer longs for. Killer, face it, and you can ask Brittany on this one, you are not half the man Tom Collins is, and you never can hope to be. When you step into my ring, you find yourself a boy in a man's world, and helpless because of it. I don't know if I'm the only one who saw last night through all of his Hollywood-esque effects and backstage planning to a poor, timid, and insecure man, but it seemed obvious enough to me.
MH: Wow. A bit of animosity to say the least. It seems that the enitre fed suddenly has something to say about you. What are your feelings on them?
TC (laughing): Matt, everyone takes exception to a champion. Ask anyone who's been there, and you'll know. Miscreants and nobodies like Johnny Lords, and Luni have made a joke of themselves by even suggesting that they could ever earn a title shot. Unless the entire rest of the SEWF decides to spontaneously and simultaneously retire, they'll never have a chance. Small fish trying to eat the big one. This is my territory now, I am the champion, and shitheels like these will need my permission to take a piss if I so desire, and it's a lesson that will ring throughout the fed before long.
MH: Well, Tom, my last issue of the evening deals with the rookies, like "Superstar" Ray Hagan, and JD Freeman, and possibly the most intimidating and fearsome duo to ever set foot inside of the SEWF, Way-2-Much and Cold-6-Packie. How do you react to them?
TC: Well, Matt, they look good. Way-2-Much and Cold-6-Packie have to grow up and take this shit seriously, or they'll find themselves in the same fucking place I sent the Masterbators. You two suck. Plain and simple. Half of the singles wrestlers here could kick your asses on their own. Pieces of shit like these morons make me sad, and wonder what the hell this fed is going to. "Superstar" and Freeman both look like they may soon be forces to be reckoned with. If either of you two want to achieve real power, to know what success tastes like from a champagne belt, call the Autumn Guard, we'll show you two the path through mediocrity.
MH: Well, Tom, that will just about wrap up our session, but before we go, is there anything else you have to say?
TC: Well, lemme think.... Yes...WILL STUPID FUCKING HEAVEN'S GATE PLEASE STOP WITH THAT DAMN RETARDED-ASS CATCH PHRASE?? Damn, any stupid 12 year old with a Marilyn Manson record could come up with that brainstorm. Like I said Matt, where the hell is this fed going?
MH: What I heard, Tom. Thank you ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls for joining me tonight, this is Matt Hammer for Tom Collins and the SEWF saying good night and farewell. Back to you Steve.
SSC: Ok, thanx Matt, another excellent report. Now, the gender barier is about to be brought down here in the SEWF.
JLB: Can you say Disco Inferno?
SSC: Disco Inferno. Brittany takes on Xtremist in an arm wrestling match, next!
ARM WRESTLING MATCH
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Xtremist vs. Brittany
(Xtremist and Brittany are already in the ring. They are sitting at a sort of table with a pad for their elbows and pads for a slammed down hand. The ref holds the two hands and lets go to begin the match.)
SSC: Ohhhh, Brittany with the early advantage.
JLB: X better get his act together before his manliness gets shattered.
(Brittany holds a small advantage over X but X starts to mount somewhat of a comeback. He grimaces tight and begins to turn the tide in his favor. Brittany is struggling and one hand goes under the table. X gains more momentum and nears the winning pad. Suddenly Brittany's other hand emerges from under the table and splashes X's face with powder!
JLB: Who would have thought?
(Brittany throws the table out of the way and....)
JLB: OHHHHHHH! GRECO-ROMAN LOW BLOW!!!
SSC: And here comes Killer from the back!
(Killer slides in the ring, picks Xtremist up off the ground and nails him with a Wrath Of God!!!!!!)
SSC: Wait a minute, Brittany is mounting the top turnbuckle.
(X is laid out in the middle of the ring and Brittany is on top. Killer watches as Brittany flies off the top rope with a 450 splash that's on target!!!)
JLB: OHHHH! What an insult!!
(X is totally out and both Killer and Brittany exit the ring.)
SSC: Killer just doesn't quit. Another one bites the dust so to speak.
JLB: And how about that Brittany? I like her more and more every week!
SSC: You would. Anyway, we're back to wrestling action now with the US title up for grabs next.
JLB: That's right, New Blood vs. Autumn Guard, another classic matchup.
SSC: Let's go to the ring for introductions.
US TITLE MATCH
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Kyle Morden (c) vs. Don Marvin
MM: First, in this singles match scheduled for one fall with the United States Heavyweight title on the line, the challenger. He hails as part of the New Blood and looks to bring more gold to that clique. He is Don MARRRRRRRRRRRVIN!!
(...Don Marvin makes his way down to the ring, looking quite confident, and rightfully so...he steps inside the ring, springs up and down against the ropes, and when "All Along the Watchtower" ends, Kyle Morden, along with Steve Maldor, makes his way down...)
MM: And the champion, he hails as part of the Autumn Guard. He's looking to keep the gold in the family so to speak. He is the CANNIBAL KYLE MORRRRRRRRDEN!!!!
(He's walking at a slower pace, commenting with Mr. Maldor every now and then on the fans, his title, and most importantly, Don Marvin...he steps in, along with Maldor, and Marvin gives Maldor a long stare, and suggests, "Ref, get him out of here."...the ref warns Maldor about interference, as Steve raises his arms as if he was harmless...Steve steps out of the ring with a smile, as he is handed the US title...Morden squats for a little bit, then rises, as the ref signals for the bell, and now we're under way...the two hook up, Morden grabbing a side head lock at first, then Don shoving him to the ropes...when Morden comes back, he ducks Marvin clothesline attempt, then hits one of his own to the back of Don's neck...Morden begins the stomping, then picks Marvin up, and Irish whips him in, this time, ducking for a back body drop...Marvin won't have it, flipping over with a sunset flip...the ref counts one and a half, then Kyle is back up...Marvin hits an arm drag take down, sending Morden sliding across the ring, as Steve comes up behind him, consulting him for a short while...Morden sits back up, and goes in for an attack...they hook up again, but Morden lands a knee to Marvin's stomach region...Don doubles over, and Morden hits a knee lift, knocking Don to the ground...Morden then goes outside, grabbing Marvin's head and slamming his neck across the apron, choking his opponent...Don holds his throat in vigorous pain, chocking half to death...Morden drags the rest of Marvin's body outside, and slams him onto the matted cement...)
JLB: OHHHH! Nasty cement shot.
SSC: There's something you don't hear everyday.
(...from here, Morden decides to go back to the apron...he goes back, and with a running motion connects with a flying elbow...problem is, he connected with the ground...Marvin is back up, as Maldor has the US title over his head, ready to unleash...Marvin catches him, as the ref runs over to warn Steve about interference again...Morden ceases the opportunity and hits a low blow to Marvin, as he then throws him back into the ring...)
JLB: SNM is Low Blows R US tonight.
SSC: Don't ever, ever, ever say that again.
(The ref rolls back in, and Morden makes a cover....after two, Marvin is still holding his groin area, but is able to kick out...Morden continues the offense, as he sends Marvin in, then delivers a devastating powerslam in the middle of the ring, taking the wind out of Don, then covering...unbelievably, Marvin kicks out at two...Morden questions the ref's "slow" count, but gives up the case when he realizes the match isn't over yet...he Irish whips Don into the turnbuckle, then follows in with a clothesline, shattering Don Marvin...as Don plops out of the corner, Morden rides him into a bulldog...Morden is all over Don, but after another cover attempt, Marvin keeps kicking out at two...)
SSC: It looks like Morden may think this one is over, he's getting in position for his finisher.
(...Morden sets Marvin in for his finisher, the "Paradigm Shift", but as he is setting Marvin in for it, Don starts to punch back, despite being seated on the second turnbuckle...Morden stumbles back a little bit, a little stunned, as Don rides him for a second rope bulldog of his own...the fans erupt at the sudden reassurgance from Don...after a few drawn out seconds, Marvin rolls him over for an attempt, no leg hooked, just a hang over pin...the ref counts a looooong two, but Morden is still in this one, despite the impact)
JLB: How did he have enough? That was some move.
SSC: He's a true champ by the looks of it.
(...Don looks to keep the offense up, as his title hopes are getting stronger by the moment...he goes to slam Morden down, but Kyle shifts his weight and rolls around Marvin's back, and as Don turns to meet him again, Kyle lands a boot to his waist line, then plants him in with an inverted piledriver, cramming Don's neck into his shoulders...Kyle refuses to attempt the pin, but instead sets the weakened Marvin in for another attempt at the "Paradigm Shift"...he sets him on the second turnbuckle, locks him in, and suplexes him back into a bridge, as the ref comes over for the count....1.......2.......3!!!!!...wait, Marvin's shoulder moved at the last second, is the match going to be restarted?...)
SSC: Wait a minute, let's get an official decision on this one.
MM: Ok, I'm being told that in the pinning perdicament, both men had their shoulders to the mat. In rolling his shoulder, Marvin broke his count, but Morden's remained on the mat. Your winner and NEW US CHAMP....DON MARRRRRRVIN!!!!!!
SSC: Whoa, weird decision. Morden cannot be happy about that!
JLB: This could get ugly folks.
(Morden is pushing around the referee and Maldor is irate at the decision. Marvin is long gone. From the entry way, Benjamin J. Engledow again emerges. He gets in the ring with a mike.)
BJE: Ok, guys, I saw what happened. I know you're quite unhappy with things. However, the decision will stand.
(Morden and Maldor go balistic but Engledow tells them to calm.)
BJE: With the nature of the match, being what it was. We've made the decision that a rematch is certainly in order. It will take place next Sunday on August the 30th. Shawcade II is the place. Anyone interfering in the match will be given a 60 day suspension from the SEWF. There will be a winner. Goodnight fellas.
(The two look a little less irate, but still irked at what went down. They exit the ring as well.)
SSC: Well, Shawcade is shaping up before our very eyes here tonight.
JLB: And it's shaping up to be huge!
SSC: Speaking of shaping up Shawcade, it's time for our MAIN EVENT!!!
JLB: That's right, the winner of tonight's match up will go on to face World Champ Tom Collins at Shawcade II.
SSC: Let's go to the ring and Mark Morris for the final intros of the night.
MAIN EVENT WINNER GETS TITLE SHOT AT SHAWCADE II
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"Quiet Man" Steve Maldor vs. Killer Christian Holmes w/Brittany
MM: Making his way to the ring first in this singles bout scheduled for one fall for the right to meet Tom Collins at Shawcade is "The Quiet Man." He is the leader of the Autumn Guard and has always been a force to be reckoned with. He is STEVE MALLLLLLLLLLDOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!
(Steve emerges from the entryway all smiles. With him is Dr. Suave, the masked man. They talk a bit as they make their way to the ring. They slap a few hands on the way and finally mount the ring steps to await one Killer.)
MM: Now making his way to the ring, accompanied by the beautiful Brittany, he is a man hell bent on revenge. Yet, he'll have nothing to do with hell. The SEWF's resident man of God, KILLER CHRISTIAN HOLMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMES!!!
(Killer with Brittany on one arm emrges from the entryway. He is remarkably composed considering his mood the past couple cards. He slowly stalks to the ring where Brittany holds the ropes for him. He enters all business and looks prepped and ready to do battle. The ref signals for the bell and the main event is underway!!!)
JLB: Ok, let's go, let's see some blood fly!
(Killer and Maldor circle each other a bit and Killer rushes Maldor only to have Maldor duck and hit him with a drop kick. Maldor stomps a bit on the downed Killer but Killer fights his way back up with fists to the gut of Maldor. He hits the far ropes and takes Maldor to the mat with a great lariat. He hits the opposite ropes and drops a leg on the throat of Maldor. Maldor squirms in pain and Killer makes a cover...)
SSC: 1...2...out by Maldor.
(Killer pulls Maldor to his feet and whips him into a turnbuckle. He runs in but Maldor moves out of the way and Killer shoots between the ropes to the steel pole. Maldor pulls him out, hitches him, and puts him down with a belly to back suplex. He locks a standing figure 4 on to the fallen Killer.)
JLB: That's not just some neutralizing hold, that'll end a match real quick.
SSC: And a career too if it's held too long.
(Killer yells in pain but begins to fight and inch his way towards the ropes. He's not too far and finally gets to the bottom one, making Maldor break the hold. Maldor pulls Killer to his feet and Killer stands gingerly on his knee. Maldor pushes him against the ropes and gives him a nasty back hand slap. A few whooooooos are heard from scattered Ric Flair fans and Maldor delivers another. Killer cluthces his chest and Maldor whips him in. Killer ducks a clothesline and comes back with a big cross body block!)
JLB: OHHHHHH!!!
SSC: Cover...1...2...kick out by Maldor. That was close folks.
(Killer is still groggy but grinds his fingers into the trapezius of Maldor, neutralizing him. Maldor squirms but can't get anywhere. Killer lets go of the hold and pulls Maldor slowly to his feet. He whips him into the turnbuckle and sets him up on top. Maldor is somewhat groggy and Killer mounts the turnbuckle.)
SSC: This could be anything folks!
(Killer is up and begins to punch Maldor in the head, but Maldor fights back with fists to the gut. He pushes Killer off and Killer hits hard. He gets up but Maldor jumps off with a missile drop kick that connects!)
JLB: GREAT MOVE!
SSC: Cover...1....2....kick out!
(Killer rolls out of the ring and Maldor goes out to follow him. He chases him down and sends him shoulder first into the ring steps. Killer squirms in pain and Brittany comes to his aid. She gets behind Maldor, who doesn't see her and....)
JLB: OHHHHH!!! ANOTHER GRECO ROMAN LOW BLOW!!!
SSC: She's been trigger happy tonight.
(Killer takes time to recover a bit and rolls Maldor back in. He picks him up and whips him into the ropes, executing a big back body drop. He picks Maldor up again and Russin leg sweeps him right back down.)
SSC: Cover...1....2....thre...wait, no! Maldor got the shoulder up!!
(Killer looks a smidge bit frustrated as he glares at the ref but he shakes it off and locks a front chancery on Maldor. Maldor is sluggish at this point and half-heartedly fights the hold. Killer finally releases and rakes the eyes quickly. Maldor's hands go to his eyes and Killer pulls him to his feet. He whips him to a turnbuckle and jumps in with a big splash.)
JLB: He connected with that one!!
(Killer shoves the groggy Maldor back into the turnbuckle and sits him on the top once again. He gets up there with him and looks out at the crowd. The signal mixed approval and Killer hitches Maldor for what looks like a superplex!!!)
JLB: Maldor is cleared for landing folks!
(Killer attempts the superplex but Maldor blocks it! The two fight for leverage and sway up on the top turnbuckle. Killer attempts it again, but no such luck. Maldor seems to have gotten the advantage and...)
JLB: Hey wait a minute.....
SSC: This is gonna get ugly folks!!!
(Maldor elevates Killer into the air and.....suplexes backwards off the top turnbuckle to the pavement!!!!! Killler goes flying off the top and lands hard on top of guard rail!!!!)
JLB: OHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
SSC: Wait, look at Maldor.
(The momentum of taking Killer back is swaying Maldor dangerously close to the same fate. He swings his arms to counteract the momentum, but gravity takes hold and he falls shoulder first on the ring steps!!!!!)
JLB: OHHHHHH!!!!
SSC: What's going to happen here???
(The ref is in the ring and begins the 20 count to get back in the ring. Neither man is stirring in the least as the falls have taken their toll. Brittany is being occupied by Dr. Suave who is holding her from rolling Killer back in. The ref is up to 15 and neither man has even shown signs of life....)
SSC: 16....17....18....19.......20!!! IT'S A DOUBLE COUNTOUT!!!!!
JLB: What does this mean for Shawcade????
SSC: I don't know but we're out of time!!! For James, Matt, myself, goodnight!!!!!!
(Fade to SEWF logo, then to black.)
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