DA MOTHERSHIP FOR AUGUST 15, 1998!
(Scenes from last week's SNM flash up on the screen. Kaplan's powerbomb of DVD off the side of Ford Explorer.....Yash's huge corkscrew piledriver off the top rope on Luni.....Stone hitting an inverted DDT on Higor Rosa.....Don Marvin grimacing in the cluthces of El Dorado's figure four.....Tom Collins hitting his patented Cocktail Shaker on a fallen Tommy Kain....and finally Xtremist nailing Calvin Simmons with a nice pair of brass knuckles.)
ANNOUNCER: The hatred between the Polish Hitmen and SSS take center stage in the opening bout of the night. It's Heaven's Gate vs. TWSO one more time.
(Split screen shows SSS in a menacing stance on one side and the Hitmen similarly on the other side.)
A: Last week he outlasted both Rebel Rick Stone and the legendary Steve Maldor to gain the TV title. This week he makes his first defense against Nate Kaplan. Billy "Bomber" Thompson is in for one great test.
(Bomber getting the 1-2-3 is followed by video of Kaplan in his parking lot match last week.)
A: Stone is on his way up to a level Steve Maldor has already established. It's up and comer against polished veteran inside a cage of steel. Barn burner?
(Stone and Maldor fighting it out in last week's TV title 3 way is shown.)
A: Backstabbed by one Xtremist with some brass knuckles last week, Calvin Simmons is out for revenge this week. His pride was hurt right along with his face, he tries to redeem himself this week.
(Slow motion of the brass knuckle shot by Xtremist is shown.)
A: The tag champs take a break from Don Marvin and Tom Collins to try to keep their gold out of the hands of the Autumn Guard. Kain and Morden are thirsty for even more gold in what should be one helluva match.)
(LL/ED defending against Collins/Marvins is shown followed by Kain and Morden split screen style fighting in the ring in misc. matches.)
A: And finally the greatest prize in the land is on the line as solid champ Killer Christian Holmes has had his suspension taken off. Collins got here by showing Kain the Cocktail Shaker. Let the sweat fly.
(Killer in one of his welcome interviews is followed by Collins fighting it out with Kain last week to earn this shot.)
A: All that, the return of Hammerlock, and conspiracy galore on this week's SATURDAY NIGHT MOTHERSHIP!!!!!!!!!!!
In a ShawWorld presentation in conjuction with Shawplex Entertainment, the
proudly presents:
SATURDAY NIGHT MOTHERSHIP
(Logo Needed)
Let the Dust Settle
(Computer created mountains rise in the distance and the camera ventures closer. It swerves between sky scrapers and suburbs alike, searching out the Shawplex. It swoops down into the front doors of the Shawplex over throngs of excited fans waiting to enter. The ring is visible in the middle and the retired ring boots of Caladan Moore and Texas Assassin loom above. The camera moves back to a back hallway and passes the various locker rooms. The locker rooms of Tom Collins/Don Marvin, Autumn Guard, Heaven's Gate, The West Side Order, Luscious Luciano/El Dorado, Billy Bomber, Calvin Simmons, Rebel Rick Stone, and finally Killer Christian Holmes all pass by. The camera exits the Shawplex out the back, alights high into the sky, faces straight down at the domed roof of the Shawplex, and hurtles downward at an incredible speed. The camera hits the roof and a massive explosion errupts!! The debri falls to reveal Stylin' Steve Chen and James L. Bullock at the "broadcast location." SNM has begun.)
SSC: Welcome to the Shawplex!!! My name is Stylin' Steve Chen, beside me is my broadcast partner James L. Bullock. SEWF action is in the house and we're crashing the party!
JLB: Smooth, tonight folks is a night of grudges settled and maybe even some new ones born. The first bout is of course no exception with SSS taking on the Polish Hitmen.
SSC: That's right James, plus we'll be giving you the match between Xtremist and Calvin Simmons to settle that score from a week ago on this program as well as THREE title matches tonight. Buckle in folks and let the SEWF take you on one helluva ride.
JLB: Enough with the hype, let's get to the action.
SSC: To the ring and ring annoucner Mark Morris!
TAG ACTION
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SSS vs. Polish Hitmen
RING ANNOUNCER MARK MORRIS: Announcing first the tag team at the core of The West Side Order along with "Kid Dropper" Nathan Kaplan. They put their opponents away in regulatity with the Warsaw Pact, they are the Polish Hitmen!
(...the Polish Hitmen come down to the ring with Carmine Capone, waiving their Polish and TWSO flags all around...they finally get to the ring, as Yash and Stash steps inside, and await the SSS)
MM: Next up are two members of Heaven's Gate. They've battled these Hitmen before and look to improve on their record. They are the SOUTH SYNDICATE SOLDIERSSSSSSSS!
(...just then, the members of Heaven's Gate come from the back, charging to the ring, but wait, IT'S ONLY Mr. Matt Allen!!!....WHERE'S THE REAL DEAL!!!???...Allen storms the ring, sliding in, covering about half the ring, as the ref calls for the bell...they start to kick at Allen, as they pick him up, and sling him to the ropes, he ducks a double clothesline attempt, and all of a sudden, Yash is tripped up by someone from the outside...is it Capone?...is it Santa?...is it Frazer?...no, it's the "Real Deal" Kenneth Morlock!!!...he trips up Yash, and runs into the ring...Morlock is on fire!!!...he runs in, hurls Yash into the ropes, and hits a running clothesline, practically beheading Yash!!!...Stash storms in on him, too...Morlock ducks him, and then hits a splash in the corner, knocking the wind out of Stash COMPLETELY...Allen gets to the top rope...)
SSC: He's setting up on the top folks, this could be huge.
JLB: Great strategy from Morlock, by the way.
(...Morlock takes the HUGE Stash on his shoulders, and Mr. Matt Allen comes down with a top rope DDT on Stash, KNOCKING HIM SENSELESS!!!...Yash gets up, picking Allen up off of Stash, and has him in a body slam position...Morlock gets up and dropkicks Allen, which in turn sends Allen into a pinning predicament...the ref gets ready to count, but the huge Stash throws Allen off...Morlock, then, comes off the top rope with a big splash, knocking the wind out of the poor Stash, then Allen mounts the top as well...they have done well in secluding Stash from Yash,, as Allen hits a body splash on top of both of the men...the ref comes over, and the weight of the South Syndicate Soldiers proves too much...JESUS, WHAT A FAST MATCH!!!...the Soldiers stand in victory, as the ref signals for the bell...)
JLB: That was so quick, I didn't even have time to talk.
SSC: And all of America is grateful, let's waste no time in getting to the next match after the ring is cleared out!
TV TITLE MATCH
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Billy "Bomber" Thompson (c) vs. Nathan "Kid Dropper" Kaplan
MM: First out, the challenger, representing the West Side Order, he comes with a chip on his shoulder and friends in the back, he's Nate "Kid Dropper" Kaplannnnnnnnnnnn!
(Kaplan makes his way down to the ring with a confident look on his face. A small bit of pyro and we're back to Mark Morris.)
MM: Now, the man who wrestled the title away from both Steve Maldor and Rebel Rick Stone. He's brand new, he's ready to go, and this is his first defense. He is the TELEVISION CHAMPION OF THE WOOOOOOOOORLD, HE IS BILLY "BOMBER" THOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPSON!!!!
(Bomber makes the slow walk to the ring and smiles for the cameras. He looks happy to have the gold, as anyone would. As Billy Thompson and Nathan Kaplan are set to go in the ring, the bell sounds for the action to begin. Kaplan wastes no time as he charges at Thompson with a double ax-handle that hits him square in the chest. Thompson goes down, and Kaplan goes for a quick cover.....one count and the shoulders are up. Kaplan picks up Thompson while complaining to the ref about the count. Kaplan body slams the TV champ down on the mat, and then rushes over to climb to the second turnbuckle. Kaplan dives off the turnbuckle hoping to hit a double knee drop, but no one was home.)
SSC: That could be a critical mistake in the outcome of this match.
JLB: It only takes one.
(Thompson, trying to get an offense, picks up Kaplan in the suplex position and slams him down hard onto Kaplan's back. Thompson then picks up Kaplan and sends him to the ropes. On the return, Kaplan is hit hard with a spinning guttwrentch back breaker. Thompson then bounces off the ropes and hits an elbow drop to the neck of Kaplan.....one.........two..........kickout by Kaplan. Thompson then picks up Kaplan, but Nathan hits him in the eyes with two thumbs, thus causing him to lose concentration of what he was doing. Kaplan follows up with a belly to back suplex......the cover.....one........two.......kickout by the champ. Kaplan picks up Thompson by his hair and then throws him to the ropes. Kaplan tries for a lariet, but Thompson executes crucifix......one...........two...........THREE!!!!!!! Your winner and still champ is Billy Thompson!!!!!!)
SSC: As the steel cage is set up for the next match, we'd like to debut the newest segment on SNM, Hammerlock.
JLB: Hammerlock has been around before and is making a come back to help us get a deeper understanding of the wrestlers that roam the SEWF.
SSC: With that said, let's go to Matt Hammer.
(Camera cuts to a side broadcast location where Matt Hammer is sitting in a simple armchair with one just like it next to him. A curtain is in the back for entrances.)
MH: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome our first guest on Hammer Lock, He is one half of the tag team champions of the SEWF, he is Luscious Luciano!!!!
(Sabotage by the Beastie Boys starts up and out through the curtain comes Luscious Luciano, Decked out in Jeans, a black shirt that reads "Nick's Fat City" in bright yellow letters. On one shoulder he carries the tag team title, pointing to it with his other hand. The fans appreciate the man with cheers and some hoots from the ladies. LL makes his way over to Matt who has stepped off the platform to come shake hands with him. They proceed back to the interview set.)
MH: Well Luciano, glad you decided to stop by tonight for our first show. I appreciate it, especially knowing what you've got to face a little later here tonight.
LL: No problem, just as long we don't spend a half hour telling bad jokes about somebody's chin.
MH: No, not here. Wrestling is still the main course in the SEWF.
LL: Well, as long as it stays that way, you can count on having me here and doing my part to keep it that way.
MH: Let's get right into some heavy topics. You came in to high acclaim right from the get go. Lots of singles titles were predicted to come your way very quickly but that didn't happen. You went far in the TV gauntlet, but lost to a top rope Elbow from the ring to the floor by Mr Maldor.
LL: That's a nice rhyme you pulled there.
MH: Sorry about that. So do you feel that you let people down or do you feel that you've lived up to your "hype"?
LL: Ok, first of all I believe that too much success can turn you into a big waste of skin if it happens to early. You don't learn all the things you would if you take a bit longer road as I have done. Let's see what someone like Billy Thompson does now. Will he continue to improve or will he lose that hunger? Now, in respect to living up to my hype. Well, in some aspects I'd have to say that I have lived up to a bit of that. I took tag gold on the night of the TV gauntlet along with El Dorado. I took Maldor, a classic veteran, deep into a follow up match in which I submitted. I should point out that at the same time, I was selected to go to the EWWF tournament and thought I made a good enough showing, blowing past my first round opponent.
MH: Do you think that your participation in the tournament hurt your chances in that second Maldor match?
LL: Definitely. I couldn't give Maldor all my thought, time, or energy. Certainly no excuse for losing and on that night he was the better man, but somewhere down the line I'd like a third fall in the series, belt or no belt. So all that, the tournament, the tag titles, that was me living up to my billing. But even with all that, I had opportunities I should have taken advantage of, titles I should have taken.
MH: What about the people who said that you were the future of the SEWF?
LL (sighs deeply and chuckles a bit) they're long gone. Anyway, while it was a bit of a head swell to think some of those people respected me at such an early stage, I knew that one man couldn't make a future. No one can carry a whole fed, no matter how good. I think what happened, besides the fact that I AM an excellent wrestler, is that I came in during a lull. People saw I had talent and ability. That I wasn't going to be another in a long line of "Deathmasters" and "Phantom's". So boom, now I'm the future. While I have no problem staking my claim as a large part of the future, I do accept that I can only play a part, I've always accepted that.
MH: As of late your part has consisted of the tag team ranks. The SEWF has taken some fire...and let's face it, they've taken fire for a long time about the tag ranks. Most people claim that those belts aren't very worthwhile conquests. How can you and Dorado change that?
LL: What can I really say about that? The focus in wrestling has been to shift away from team work and go into solo shows. Dorado and I can only take on what's been set in front of us. I see all the tag teams rolling in like the drunk guys, and SSS, and No Limit, even the hitmen have still hung on and are now seeing some success. But we can only face what we see. Most of those teams are new, too new to really contend. What they can do however is get into matches with each other, stretch each other out and establish an order. Till then, we take what we get.
MH: That brings me to your pseudo feud with Tom Collins and Don Marvin.
LL: Ahh geez.
MH: Do you think this theatrical back and forth between former allies battling over tag titles has taken your sights off of other action? Made you focus too much on the situation surrounding the matches and not the match itself?
LL: As much as it pains me to say it, I have to agree. All that BS had pushed the ring work aside and taken center stage. We can not, will not allow that to happen again. We've got to get off that kick and get back to just taking care of the next obstacle. I've made every possible attempt to square things. Maybe it wasn't huggy and mushy, but when i ran out from the back to pull those two out of the Autumn guard dog pile, I knew what it would bring down on my head.
MH: Your opponents tonight?
LL: Yep, we'll be taking the test to see if we've put all that behind us tonight. We've got to be in top form for this match, no moments of indecision. None of what you've seen recently. The, "should I hit this guy or shouldn't I" garbage is all in the rearview mirror for me.
MH: The Autumn Guard has been making headlines as the new "supergroup". They've certainly collected some of the top talent to ever come through the SEWF, what do you think of their long term chances?
LL: Not the best odds, Matt. Kain has already been forced to criticize Xtremist for lack of dedication to "the cause".
MH: I guess that doesn't bode well.
LL: Not at all, especially when the criticism comes for the traditionally wrong end. Normally you see the older guys telling the younger guys to step up. It's accepted that way, because that's coming from a veteran with experience, you learn from your Elders. But with that situation, it's like being lectured by Doogie Howser. Right now, out of the Guard, Kain is wrestling the best, he's the prodigy. Xtremist is like the senior staff surgeon and Doogie Kain is telling him how to stop the bleeding. That kind of crap would grate on you after awhile. It doesn't matter if Kain is right, all that matters is that in a "supergroup" there is a definite pecking order. You step out of line and tell the truth, you're a trouble maker. Everybody needs to always be there for everyone else, watching backs, doing other peoples dirty work, looking after them when their fool mouths get them in trouble. If you're not the ideal rock solid member, swallowing the party line all the way, and making all the right moves, saying all the right things, then you're out, O U T. That's the way it is, I've been there twice. The only person I care to look out for is my tag team partner, it's easier when you only have to please one ego-maniac, haha.
MH: With yourself, that makes two.
LL: No, I know that, I wasn't talking about El Dorado.
MH: Oh, I see. To tell you the truth, I think you may have given the Guard the initiative it needs to stay together.
LL: I know, I know. I've probably given them the glue to keep on going and gut out the hard times when nobody feels like interviewing and some of your boys dissapear for weeks at a time. But don't worry, when the US champion and the hottest young newcomer in the SEWF right now fall to the tag team champions later tonight, all the glue in the world isn't going to keep the guard together. Sure they'll go through the motions for awhile, but they're all much better talents when they can shine individually. When does shining with too much talent just dull the eye, ya know?
MH: Well, you've raised some interesting questions and answered some as well. Luscious, good luck tonight in your tag team title defense, back to the booth with the Stylin One!
SSC: Thank you Matt. You can catch Hammerlock again next week and on every SNM after that.
JLB: It looks like the cage is all set up. So lets go to Mark Morris for the intro of Rebel Rick Stone as Maldor is already in the ring.
STEEL CAGE REMATCH
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"Rebel" Rick Stone vs. "Quiet Man" Steve Maldor
MM: Now making his way to the ring The leader of the J.O.B. Squad "The Rebel" Rick Stone!!!
(Rick Stone walks out of the back with his supersoaker marked JOB juice and sprays the fans with it. He slides into the ring and the cage is lowered around the ring. Stone goes to set his supersoaker down and Maldor immediately starts pummling Stone with rights and lefts. Maldor is topping away at Stone in the corner now. Stone struggles to his feet. Rick Stone nails him with a big right hand taking Maldor off his feet. Maldor gets up and rakes Stone's eyes.)
JLB: Great move, shows he's a smart wrestler.
(He picks Stone up and whips him into the ropes. He catches Stone coming off the ropes with a back body drop into the cage. Maldor is blatantly choking the life out of Stone. Maldor gets up and stomps on Stone's ribs. Maldor picks up Stone and slams him down with a bodyslam. Maldor drops an elbow onto Stone knocking the wind out of him. He picks up Stone and hits a front backbreaker. Maldor with a sshot to Stone's mid section.)
SSC: It looks like Maldor's strategy may to take out Stone's midsection/back.
JLB: Another brilliant observation, that's why they pay you the big bucks.
(As Stone is hunched over, Maldor comes off the ropes with a swinging neck breaker. Maldor picks Stone up and goes for a piledriver but Stone reverses it with a back body drop into the cage. Maldor crawls over to the corner and pulls himself up on the ropes. Stone comes over and starts nailing Maldor with big rights and lefts and a bott here and there. He whips Maldor across the ring into the other corner. He follows with a clothesline and a couple of knees to the gut of Maldor. Maldor stmbles out into the middle of the ring hunched over after those knee shots. Stone bounces into the ropes and comes off MALDOR CATCHES HIM WITH A SIDEWALK SLAM. MALDOR IS GOING FOR THE GOLDEN SILENCE, HE HAS IT ON AND STONE IS IN OBVIOUS PAIN.)
SSC: I don't know how long Stone can hold on. He took a lot of punishment early in this match.
JLB: Stone has nowhere to go and I don't think he will last long in that vicious hold of Maldor's
(Stone is almost broken in two and Maldor still has The Golden Silence applied. Stone is out cold. Maldor releases the hold and walks over to the cage. He climbs up to the top and over till he hits the floor.)
SSC: The cage has been raised nd Stone is finally moving around a little. Maldor has a mic. What is this all about?
MALDOR: You want an explanation Ricky? Ok, here goes. (The Autumn Guard comes from the back) Here is your explanation big man, deal with it.
(Tommy Kain, Xtremeist, Kyle Morden and The masked man all run down to the ring and start attacking Rick Stone who is defensless. Out of the back comes Higor Rosa with a steel chair. He nails Maldor with it knocking him out. He hits Xtremeist with it. Morden and Kain both attack Rosa taking him to the mat. Autumn Gaurd is really pounding on Rosa and Stone now. Wait a second here come Luni, Morlock, Mat Allen, Doomsday and Death Valley Demon. They hit the ring and Autumn Gaurd bails out.)
SSC: Now what business does Heaven's Gate have with those guys?
JLB: I dunno, just more bad blood between these stables. I've heard things about stables and Shawcade, but no details.
SSC: All 3 of the major SEWF stables are going at it, it makes for good tv.
JLB: And so will this next match, the revenge on the double cross is at hand.
SSC: That's right, it'll be interesting to see how intense Simmons is for this match after the stunt pulled my Xtremist a week ago. Let's go to Mark Morris for the ring entrances.
MAIN EVENT NO DQ GRUDGE MATCH
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Xtremist vs. Calvin Simmons
MM: First out is the man betrayed by Xtremist one week ago courtesy of a pair of brass knuckles and Autumn Guard. He's thirsty for revenge, here is Calvin SIMMONSSSSSSSSSS.
(Coming down the aisle to the sounds of "No-fx" here comes Calvin Simmons. As soon as he steps into the ring, the twisted up beat music that signifies the Autumn Guard begins to play.)
MM: And next to the ring is the backstabber himself. The newest member of Autumn Gurad, Xtreeeeeeeemist!!
(All five memebers: Kain, Morden, The Autumn's Guard, Maldor, and certainly Xtremist, emerge from the dressing rooms. As soon as Xtremist enters the ring, the Autumn Guard departs, leaving only Xtremist and the Autumn's Guard. The ref calls for the bell, and the action is underway. X and Calvin lock up in the center of the ring. X, being quick on his feet, lands a quick drop toe hold, and then immediately places Simmons into a spinning ankle lock. Calvin wretches in pain as the pressure is applied steadily by Xtremist. X breaks the hold, only to follow up with a driving elbow into the back of Simmons' skull.)
SSC: That doesn't tickle folks.
JLB: No, skull shots generally hurt, just as a rule of thumb.
(X then bounces off the ropes as Calvin gets up. Xtremist goes for a running lariet that Calvin ducks under with ease, awaiting Xtremist's return off the far ropes. X comes back, and Calvin drops down to his belly, forcing Xtremist to leap over his backside. On the return, Xtremist gets a full back body drop, but lands on his feet. Simmons', thinking X is down, plays to the crowd. Xtremist just waits till Calvin turns arou.....BAM!!!! Standing drop kick to the jaw of Simmons' that forces him over the ropes.)
JLB: OHHHHHHH!
SSC: Nasty spill.
(Knowing his advantages, Xtremist begins to talk to the ref, thus allowing The Autumn's Guard to do his will on Calvin. A huge DDT is landed on Calvin ontop of the concrete floor. The Autumn's Guard throws him back into the ring for Xtremist to continue the dirty work. X picks up Calvin and delievers an inverted atomic drop that is quickly followed up with a spinning heel kick. Simmons' hits the mat hard. Xtremist seems to be at the top of his game. Xtremist dives over the ropes, and then springboards back into the ring landing a leg drop across the chess of the fallen Simmons. The quick cover......1.........2.......a desperate act by Simmons as he gets his shoulder up in the nick-of-time.)
JLB: Ok, now that was close.
SSC: Some boos from the fans who thought that was 3.
(X picks up Simmons and irish whips him into the near ropes. X then climbs up to the top turnbuckle, and begins to pound away. Though the beating did not last. Simmons grabbed X and through him into the corner in order to deliever some of his own punishment. Left, right, right, left, the INSANITY!!!!!! Simmons then executes a japanese arm drag, forcing X out of the corner. X leaped to his feet quickly, but was met only with a huge sharpedge elbow to his chin. Xtremist goes down, and Simmons decideds the he is going to try to end this one quickly. Climbing to the ropes, Calvin is calling for the frogsplash. Little did he know, but the Autumn's Guard was there to make sure things went right. The Autumn's Guard knocked Simmons off the top turnbuckle, forcing him to land hard down on his knee.)
JLB: OHHHH! That was a nasty spill right on the knee.
SSC: Simmons may be injured here folks.
(Simmons's looks really hurt, and Xtremist, being the experienced one that he is, picks up on the injury like a shark smells blood. Xtremist immediately puts Simmons into a figure four leg lock dead center in the middle of the ring. Simmons screams in agonizing pain. The ref asks Simmons if he wants to give up, but he is out. The raise of the arm, he is out. The second time.....out! THE THIRD TIME.......................................................................... ..........SIMMONS IS UP!!! However, he is far from the ropes. What is he going to do? Oh my God!?!?!?!? He is reversing the hold on Xtremist. Both men are now screaming in pain as they try to break the hold. The ref had to help due to the tightness that Xtremist put the hold on.)
SSC: Ouch, both men got hurt on that one.
JLB: Cancels out I guess.
(Both men are hurting out of that move, but I think Calvin got the worst of that one. Simmons, who can barely stand, is moving toward the ropes in hopes they might hoist him to his feet. Xtremist, seeing that, bounces off the ropes and hits a running baseball slide right into the injured left leg of Simmons. Simmons hits the mat like a ton of old bricks. Xtremist goes to pick up Calvin, but......OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!! A low blow by Simmons who is obviously desperate to win this match. Xtremist just stands there, hunched over in complete pain. Calvin then follows that unique move with a fireman's carry/ neck breaker combo. What a move!!! Xtremist is down, but so is Simmons. Calvin may have been hurt from putting all that weight on top of that injured knee.)
SSC: He's gonna end up with serious knee damage if he keeps this up.
(Calvin, somehow, manages to get to his feet. He picks up Xtremist and executes a body slam, thus hitting the small of Xtremist's back. Calvin is far from down, even though he is leaning on the ropes for leverage. Simmons picks up X again, and sends him to the ropes, but Xtremist reverses. Calvin goes bouncing off the ropes, only to have the Autumn's Guard pull on that injured leg. Simmons goes down, but get up quickly to try and confront the man that pulled him down. Xtremist will hear nothing of it though. Xtremist turns Calvin around and delievers a front kick to the sturnum of Simmons. That is quickly followed up with a suplex.........NO!!!!!!!! A devastating brain buster, and Calvin Simmons looks as though that may be enough. Xtremist climbs to the top, calls for the end, and so it was.............450 SPLASH!!!!! 1............2.....................3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
SSC: Great match from Xtremist.
JLB: Yes, and at quite a cost to Calvin.
(Xtremist is your winner; however, the paramedics are now coming down to see how Calvin is doing. Let's see if we can get word.........................ladies and gentlemen, the medics are not certain, but it looks as though Calvin Simmons may have ripped two ligaments and tore his ACL during his match-up with Xtremist. We will have a full report for you tonight on the SEWF hot line. Wait, what's this? A man from the stands has rushed Xtremist!! He's totally cleaned X's clock!!! What's this? Powerbomb on the ring steps!!!)
JLB: OHHHHHHH!!!!
(X is out cold!! The man turns to the camera, it's SCOTTY JAGUAR!!!!)
SSC: We haven't seen him in months!!
(He gives a quick smirk to the camera and exits via the fans.)
SSC: Looks like this could be a very serious injury to "Superstar" Calvin Simmons and we hope to keep you updated. How about Jaguar coming back!
JLB: Looks like he aimed to make quite a statement. In the mean time, part 2 of our 3 way main event is up next.
SSC: The tag titles are on the line, let's go to the ring and Mark Morris.
MAIN EVENT TAG TITLES MATCH
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Luscious Luciano/El Dorado (c) vs. Kyle "Cannibal" Morden/Tommy Kain w/Autumn's Guard
MM: First out to the ring are the challengers representing the Autumn Guard. They are looking to bring even more gold into AG, they are Tommy Kain and Kyle Morden!!!!
(...the lights dim, and on the entranceway, we see a flash of light glow down, as the letters "AG" are inscribed on the concrete floor...as that happens, the Autumn Guard's theme music (whatever that is) starts to play, and out comes "Too Much" Tommy Kain, raising his arms, smiling, and throwing a few punches, as would Cesar Chavez...he points to the entranceway, and out comes the SEWF's beloved United States Champion, the "Cannibal" Kyle Morden...Kyle walks out, looking serious, SERIOUSLY PISSED OFF...Kain keeps the childish mood in effect, as they step onto the ring steps, Kain just jumping through the ropes, as he mounts the turnbuckles, and after raising his arms to the crowd, gets boo'd...Morden sets his US title on the ground, and the lights come back on...)
MM: Next out will be two men that took the SEWF by storm in their opening months with the promotion. They look to continue their tag dominance tonight. They are the TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WOOOOOOOOOOORLD, EL DORADO AND LUSCIOUS LUCIANOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
("Nihilism" by Rancid blares over the speakers, as El Dorado and Luscious Luciano come out, tag team gold flowing about...they give an energetic power walk to the ring, hand their titles over, and before we know it, we have Kyle Morden on Dorado, pounding away, as the ref signals for the bell...Morden is pounding away on Dorado's back, as Luscious exits the ring, and Morden slings him in, and catches a low knee, sending Dorado down to the mat...he picks him up, and delivers an Earth shattering spining back breaker, leaving Dorado on the mat, squirming a bit...he picks Dorado back up by the hair, tags in Tommy Kain, and he comes in, wraps the arm around, and holds an arm bar on the Golden One...Dorado inches towards his corner, but Kain trips him up, now holding more leverage over the tag team champion...Kain holds onto the mover more, sensing a bit of power, then tugs him back to his corner, tags Morden back in)
SSC: Great job by the youngster to cut off the ring.
JLB: It also took some strength.
(As Kain wraps Dorado's arm in once again, jars him back into the corner, and the ref has Morden break it...Dorado is a bit swelled up in the corner, as Kyle takes a few humiliating slaps and shots to his face...from there, he slings him to the far corner, then runs in unexpectedly with a running clothesline attempt...Dorado moves out of the way and tags in the ever powerful Luscious Luciano...Morden gets up from his knees, etches back towards his corner, sizes up the Luscious one, as the two meet in the middle, hooking up...)
SSC: The classic lock up.
JLB: And with a fresh Luciano as well.
(...Luscious seems to have a bit of an advantage, but Morden gets a go behind, gripping Luscious in somewhat of a reverse bearhugh maneuver, as Luscious goes toward the ropes, the ref breaking it once again...at that, Luscious swings around with an elbow, hoping to stop Morden's persistence, but Morden ducks, and hits an inverted atomic drop, sending a shock wave through Luscious' lower torso area...Morden steps back a few, then lands a perfect standing dropkick, sending Luciano down...Morden tags Kain back in, as he is holding down Luscious on the mat, face down, Kain comes off the second rope with a knee to the back...Luscious whinces in pain, but Kain just rolls him over, and covers....after a brief two count, Luscious sits up, propelling Kain backwards...Kain grabs him by the hair and lifts him up...he Irish whips Luscious into the ropes, bending down for a back body drop, but Luscious drapes his leg over the back of Tommy's neck, and drives his head down hard...the cover....1........2...but Morden is in to pull Luciano's legs away...)
SSC: Great move from Morden.
JLB: And nothing more than a warning from the ref.
(the ref goes over to warn Morden, who just ignores him...Luscious, in the process, tagged his partner, but when the ref see Dorado in, he questions a legit tag, and tells Dorado to report back to the corner...Luscious storms back in, a bit upset over the ref's obliviousness to the tag they made, but in the process, Kain lands a low blow, reminiscent of Chyna, on Luscious, as he goes down in a heap...at that, Tommy tags Morden back in, where he goes to work on the big Luscious...he sets Luciano up on the top rope, looking for a superplex of some sort...and so that's what it is, Morden tugs back, and within a few seconds later, Luciano is put through the mat with a thunderous superplex, as Morden rolls over for the pinning combo...after a two, Dorado is in to return the favor of helping his partner...)
SSC: Great teamwork as always from this duo.
JLB: They do one helluva job for sure, that's why they're shamps.
(...Morden gives Dorado a few choice words, then tags Kain in...Morden Irish whips Luscious in, catches him in a bear hug situation, as Kain comes off the ropes with running clothesline...a great tag team move...Kain covers....after 2, Dorado is in once again to save his buddy, as Morden calls to the ref to restore order...the ref goes to warn Dorado that excessive interference can result in disqualification, as Morden seeks the opportunity to come in and put the double team on...Morden starts putting the boots to Luscious, and with a two man effort, they lift Luscious up in a double gorilla press to propell him onto the concrete floor, but Luscious catches Kain's head in a heead scissor, and ejects him fron the ring, over the top ropes...Morden, though, just drops his half of Luscious, as Luciano's neck comes down across the ropes, a truly devastating move...the ref questions the tag between Morden and Kain, but as Kain lays outside, apparently dazed, and Morden lay in the ring, a bit fatigued, he lets it go...he starts the count on the two fallen superstars...after about 5, Morden is on his knees, and Luscious is halfway across the ring, vying to make the tag...Morden starts the race himself, crawling towards his opponent at a faster pace...)
JLB: This could be the turning point folks, who can get there first?
(Just when Kyle is to have his hands on Luscious, Luciano's hand nips at Dorado's, and in comes the fired up tag champ...he blocks Morden's punch attempt, and lands one of his own...Kain crawls in, and Dorado dropkicks him...Morden stands back up, and Dorado intimidates him back into the corner...Morden holds his hands out, pleading "No," but Dorado won't hear it, he mounts the second turnbuckle, and goes to work....1.........2.........3.........4........5.........6.........7......8... ...9..........10!!!!!...Dorado leaps backwards, and runs in with a clothesline attempt, but Morden ducks out of the way, then rolls Dorado up from behind...1...........2.........OH MY GOD, Dorado barely kicks out...Morden goes and tags Kain...Kain runs in and lands a knee to Dorado's lower back, crushing his momentum...Luscious runs in, as does Morden, and a brawl insues out of nowhere...)
SSC: This is breaking down rapidly folks.
JLB: And getting more exciting by the second as well!
(Morden is whipped into a corner, and Dorado comes running in, but the ref gets caught in the mix, and WHAM!...he's out...Dorado steps back, a bit unhappy at that...Morden goes to the outside, Dorado following him...Morden is hidden behind the ring steps, as Dorado cintinues his quest...as Dorado walks by, Morden chop blocks him, sending Dorado down quickly...from there, Kyle grabs a chair and enters the ring...as Kain is in control of the match, Morden takes a chair and sets it in the middle of the ring...Kain sets Luscious up for a piledriver on the chair...BAM!!...)
JLB: OHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
(...Luscious is OUT...Morden takes the chair to outside ring apron, prowls over the fallen Dorado, and comes down harder than the piledriver shot Luscious just took, as Dorado's neck snaps back, and he's out...Kain falls over the out cold Luciano, as the ref rises...the ref starts the count...1...........2..........3....with that, Kain stands, arms raised in victory...4.........5......at the count of 5, Kain realizes they didn't win by pinfall, but rather because Dorado being counted, hence, he's the legal man)
SSC: Not as smart as he thought.
(.....6............7..........8....Morden runs to the outside, hoping to drag the wounded man into the ring.........9.........10...it's too late....the ref calls for the bell...(the ring announcer says that Morden and Kain win via countout) Morden looks a bit livid, as he turns to Kain, tosses him the chair, and the two men move in on the senseless Luscious...Morden takes the chair, puts it on the mat, and sets Luciano's face to it...he presses down on the chair with force, Tommy Kain comes down with an Alabama Jam leg drop, putting Luscious' face into a constant state of bleeding!!!...at this point, Don Marvin comes down, slips into the ring, and the two members of the Autumn Guard calmly exit the ring, but the damage has been done...Marvin tends to Luscious, as Dorado slowly gets back in, not knowing exactly all that happened...the two members of the AG walk back, Morden carrying his title belt, Kain laughing all the way back...)
JLB: That Kain is f'd up.
SSC: He seems to take it all lightly, that may grind on AG members one of these days.
JLB: I smell it.
SSC: That's Musty Rhode's old chair, at any rate, we're up for the last bout of the night.
JLB: Tom Collins really earned this shot last week, let's see what he does with it.
SSC: Take it Mr. Morris, oops, wait a minute, I'm getting word there's something going on the back.
(Camera cuts to AG minus Steve Maldor just pounding on Killer Christian Holmes!! The notice the camera and scramble, but Killer is face first on the concrete!)
SSC: What's that about?? I guess the match still must go on, take it Mark.
MAIN EVENT WORLD TITLE MATCH
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Killer Christian Holmes w/Brittany (c) vs. Tom Collins w/Don Marvin
MM: In our final bout of the evening, the world title is on the line folks. Coming to the ring first, the challenger, earned this shot one week ago with a Cocktail Shaker win over Tommy Kain. He is Tom Colllllllllllllins!!
(Collins trots out to a great pop from the fans. Massive pyro goes off behind him for the main eventer and the pop goes mega.)
MM: Finally tonight, he's the man with the gold, the woman, and the creativity. He takes his interviews to another level and Brittany doesn't exactly hurt things. He is the man of God, he is the HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD, HE IS KILLER CHRISITIAN HOLMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMES!!!
(Killer and Brittany emerge from the entryway with more massive pyro awaiting them. The belt glimmers in the lights of the Shawplex, as does Brittany. The crowd goes off for him and he hops up on the apron looking very sluggish from the attack in the back. Brittany holds the ropes for him and he steps in only to meet a giant double fist from Collins. The ref rings the bell and this match is underway!!!)
JLB: Seems Collins is ready to go to town on the weakened Killer.
(Collins continues the attack with another double fist to the head of Killer. Killer staggers back and Collins whips him into the ropes, cutting him down with a massive clothesline. Collins looks out to the crowd that pops pretty well. Suddenly, there's movement from the entryway.)
SSC: Hasn't there been enough interference tonight?
(The men at the entryway are indentified as AG in the flesh. They run to the ring. Tommy Kain and the Autumn's Guard surround Don Marvin at ringside. Kain kicks him in the stomach and AsG wheels him around and DDTs him on the concrete. Meanwhile Xtremist picks up Brittany with relative ease and carries her to the back. AG walks to the back and Collins just looks at what has happened. He turns only to find Killer waiting on him with a huge lariat, sending him spilling to the outside.)
SSC: What the hell was all that about?
JLB: I don't know, but Killer is dangerous on the floor.
(Killer takes Collins' head and rams it into the top of the guardrail and follows it up with a whip into the ring steps. Collins yells in pain and Killer picks him up to whip him into the ring post but Collins reverses it to send Killer in head first. He crashes with the steel post and staggers backwards. Collins finally rolls him back into the ring.)
JLB: The master on the floor takes a lesson from Collins that time.
(Collins picks up Killer and whips him into the turnbuckle and follows in with a drop kick. Killer staggers out and Collins takes his face, puts it to the top rope, and runs his face the length of the rope, grinding the rope into Killer's face. Killer falls to his knees and Collins puts him face up right below the bottom rope. He then gets Killer in catapult position and executes it, sending Killer throat first into the bottom rope.)
JLB: That will snap your neck in two, easy.
SSC: Nice job sherlock.
(Collins puts Killer face down on the bottom rope, hits the far ropes and jumps on top of Killer's back, crushing Killer's neck on the rope. Killer looks dazed and Collins pulls the ref to one side for some reason. Some rustling goes on at the ring apron below the ring.)
JLB: What the hell?
(Slowly a figure emerges from under the ring, it's STEVE MALDOR??????)
SSC: What the hell?
(Maldor slides into the ring as Collins distracts the ref. He picks Collins up and deliver a HEART PUNCH!!!!!)
JLB: HIS OLD FINISHER!! WHAT THE HELL?!?!
(He rolls out and sprints to the back. Collins finally lets go of the ref and Killer is on the mat cold.)
SSC: WHAT THE HELL?!?!
(Collins mounts the top rope and...)
JLB: OHHHHHHHHH! COCKTAIL SHAKER!!! THIS IS IT!!!!!!
SSC: COVER....1....2....3!!!!! WE HAVE A NEW CHAMP!!!! WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!
MM: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOUR NEW SEWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAPMION, TOM COLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLINS!!!!!
(Crowd goes wild and Collins smiles as he takes one last look at the fallen Killer and exits the ring.)
JLB: WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?!?!?!
SSC: I DON'T KNOW! At any rate, this is Stylin' Steve Chen, for James L. Bullock and Matt Hammer, goodnight one and all.
JLB: WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?!?!
(Fade to SEWF logo, then to black.)
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