*****SEWF SATURDAY NIGHT MOTHERSHIP FOR JULY 25, 1998
LIVE!!! FROM THE SHAWPLEX*****
(A massive SEWF logo flashes on the screen and then fades to a little girl blowing bubbles. She blows a series of bubbles on which you can see such SEWF stars as Killer Christian Holmes, Steve Maldor, Kyle Morden, and Calvin Simmons. Also seen are bubbles with Tom Collins, El Dorado, Luscious Luciano, and even Rebel Rick Stone. Lastly, two rather small bubbles can be seen, that of Frazer Fury and Rob "Flamethrower" Dalton. They bubbles travel in a pack over a sleeping dog. As the FF and Dalton bubbles fly over the dog, he jumps up and pops them with his razor teeth. The remaining bubbles continue on until they reach a building marked "Shawplex." They enter and the building seemingly inflates larger and larger until it explodes! The explosion reveals Stylin' Steve Chen and James L. Bullock, back in the "broadcast location.")
SSC: Welcome one and all to the return of Saturday Night Mothership here in the SEWF. The fed that continues to draw the top talent from all the top federations.
JLB: Yes, and that's quite evident tonight as we're promised an interview with some of these top stars.
SSC: We'll have that for you a little later on. First, however, we have some news on the next big PPV extravaganza for the SEWF. The date has been set for Sunday, August 29th, a little over a month from now. The name of the PPV will be Shawcade II in honor of the first ever SEWF PPV, Shawcade, a little over one year ago.
JLB: I wasn't around for that one, but I do the tradition of great action will follow through.
SSC: It will also be the first PPV of the "new" SEWF if you will. The big names of the past such as Caladan Moore, Texas Assassin, and Frazer Fury are all gone and few can even remember the first two. We are here to christen a new era, a better era for the SEWF. Help us do it, LIVE on PPV. Contact your cable or satellite provider.
JLB: I'd say that's enough plugging for the first segment.
SSC: Yeah, let's go straight to the ring for our first match!
HANDICAP MATCH
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Tom Collins vs. Masterbators
(Out of the massive SNM entryway comes Tom Collins, alone as he requested. He trots to the ring and hops in to await the entrance of the Masterbators. This entry takes place moments later as the two men go full sprint to the ring. The two immediately attack Collins and pummel him with big big big forearms.)
SSC: They make no secret why they have big forearms.
JLB: No, they don't, but I wish they did.
SSC: Ohh, a nice double DDT by the Masterbators!
(Collins is flattened on the canvas. The Masterbators do some kind of dance that is better not to be described. They resume the attack and pick Collins up off the mat. They whip him into the ropes and sit him right back down with a big double clothesline.)
SSC: Good teamwork so far by the Masterbators.
JLB: Don't you feel weird saying Masterbators every 5 minutes?
SSC: Yeah.
(The ref makes Kevin "Pimptight" Lovejones go out of the ring and Chris "Gilligan" Allred picks Collins back up to his feet and whips him into the turnbuckle. He runs in and attempts a flying knee, but hits only turnbuckle as Collins moves out of the way. Collins wheels Allred around and kicks him in the gut. He then goes up top, holding on to Allred in a headlock, and flies off with a text book Tornado DDT!!)
JLB: OH!!!!!
(Collins makes the cover but only gets a 2 count. He hits the near ropes and leaps into the air to deliver a big flying knee to the head of Allred.)
JLB: (laughing) He hit him in the "head," he's a Masterbator...
SSC: Shut up.
(Allred writhes in pain from the knee and Collins locks a front chancery on to Allred. Allred manages to elevate the chancery to a standing position and walks back into the ropes to break the hold.)
JLB: Great ring positioning. You might even say he has good aim! (begins to laugh)
SSC: Shut up!
JLB: (still laughing) Aim, and he's a Masterbator!!!
SSC: That was just dumb, be quiet.
(As Collins breaks, Lovejones is tagged in and immediately the two lock up. Lovejones simply throws Collins to the mat.)
SSC: Forearm strength comes in handy often for Lovejones.
JLB: (Still laughing) Aim! BWAHAHAHA!!
(Collins gets to his feet and locks up with Lovejones again. Lovejones again pushes him down to the mat, but Collins inadvertantly nails the ref who was positioned right behind Collins. The ref is knocked out.)
JLB: Hazard pay!
(Collins gets back up to his feet and locks up once more with Lovejones. Lovejones turns Collins around into a hammerlock. Collins counters and reverses into a hammerlock of his own. Lovejones delivers a couple elbows to the head of Collins to cause separation. He gets some and he runs and hits the opposite ropes. On the return trip he clotheslines Collins and himself right out of the ring!)
SSC: Oh...Collins took a nasty spill.
JLB: Something's happening at the entryway.
(From the entryway busts a flash of flesh that is recognized as Brittany! She mounts the top turnbuckle with lightening quickness and hits a massive 450 on the fallen Lovejones!!!!!!!)
SSC: A nice message to Xtremist.
JLB: I give it a 9.7, she didn't quite stick the landing.
(Brittany rolls Collins and Lovejones back in. Allred is yelling in protest but Brittany just pulls him off the apron and gives him the "Greco-Roman" low blow!!)
JLB: I wouldn't want to be racked by anyone else!
(In the ring Collins rolls groggily on the destroyed Lovejones. Brittany revives the ref in a way we won't describe. The ref slowly hits the mat.)
SSC: 1.....2.....3!!! It's over folks!!
JLB: If you're gonna lose, that's the way to go, with Brittany face down on your body.
SSC: No matter how it got done, your winner is Tom Col...who's that now?
(From the entryway, Tommy Kain runs right by Britanny and hops in the ring. He looks down at the fallen Collins for a moment before picking him up. He lifts him aboves his head in the fireman's carry position and.....)
JLB: BAMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!!!!!!
(Kain looks at his work and walks slowly to the back.)
SSC: Kain makes him presence felt on the already flattened Collins!
JLB: That was a wild one, hopefully one of the SEWF's newest recruits, the SSS, can follow up that great match!
SSC: Yes, the SSS have a long and successful history. Most of you will be impressed that they were EWWF East Tag Team Champs at one point in their career, but have dropped the East to come to the SEWF!
JLB: They're just part of the "new class" if you will of great wrestlers entering.
SSC: Without further hype, let's go to the ring for the SSS' debut!
DEBUT ACTION
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South Syndicate Soldiers vs. Polish Hitmen
(The Polish Hitmen stand in the ring as they await the debut of the SEWF's new tag-team the South Syndicate Soldiers. "Push"by Matchbox20 begins to play loudly over the arena pa and many fans stand and cheer. The"Real Deal" Kenneth Morlock walk down the aisle ready to fight. Morlock wears red tights with black boots,Allen wears blue tights and black boots. Both men are really physically gifted, and they exude power by their awesome physiques. As they begin to enter the ring, the Polish Hitmen attack them ferocioussly.....)
SSC: And this match is underway!
JLB: This is not a street fight match but all four men are in the ring fighting!
(Yash has pushed Matt Allen into the corner and he is assaulting him with a series of vicious kicks to the head and chest. Stash has a hold of Morlock in the middle of the ring and......RUNNING BULLDOG BY STASH!! Morlock hit the mat with extreme velocity! Stash turns to help his brother administer some abuse to Matt Allen....)
JLB: Wait a second!
(Kenneth Morlock has bounced right back up from Stash's bulldog. It had little effect on Morlock at all! Stash and Yash are trying to position Matt Allen for a double backdrop....but Morlock clotheslines Stash to the back of the head! Yash reacts to Morlock just in time to get kicked in the gut! Morlock powerbombs Yash hard to the mat!!!)
JLB: OHHHHH!!
(Matt Allen regains his composure just in time to see Morlock pick Stash up and drop him into a high impact atomic drop. Allen calls over to Morlock and they both lift Yash up in a double gorilla press! They walk to the side of the ring.....and send Yash flying out into the crowd!!)
SSC: And there goes one of the Shawplex's famous $12 beers!
(Yash may have knocked out some fans in the fifth row! Stash comes running towards the South Syndicate Soldiers and levels Matt Allen with a flying forearm! Stash then squares off against Kenneth Morlock and begins throwing combination kicks at Morlock from every angle. One kick lands squarely upside Morlock's head and he staggers back. Stash backs up and stomps his foot to signal for a super kick!!.......)
SSC: This could be it folks!
(Morlock is up.....Stash kicks....Morlock ducks and spins Stash around to a rolling neckbreaker!!!!! He lifts Stash back to his feet and positions him for a piledriver! Allen is back to his feet, and he quickly scales the turnbuckle to the top rope! Allen is yelling out to the fans...and gives the cut throat signal for lights out.....Allen goes airborne....Morlock leaps upward with the piledriver and.......)
JLB: BAMMMMMMM!!! SPIKED PILEDRIVER BY THE SOLDIERS! THATS THEIR FINISHING MOVE, "THE SYNDICATE"!!!!
SSC: Allen goes for a quick cover.....1...2...3!!!! This one's in the books folks!!
JLB: So far so good for the SSS in the SEWF.
SSC: Yes, quite a win over the established Polish Hitmen! We'll be looking for great things in the future from both of these teams.
JLB: Anyway, let's get this show rolling once more with some major TV title action!
TV TITLE MATCH
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Steve "Quiet Man" Maldor (c) vs. Rebel Rick Stone
(Stone comes down to the ring with a familiar "Job Squad" t-shirt on. He hops on the apron and enters the ring as Maldor makes his way to the ring. The title shines around his waist as he too hops into the ring. He removes the title and the ref raises it up in the air to signify the title bout. The two men are ready and the bell sounds.)
SSC: Here we go with some great action as can be expected from these two great athletes.
(The two men lock up and Stone gets the advantage, using a full arm drag and twist. Maldor grasps his shoulder in pain as Stone twists the arm even more. He pulls Maldor in and bashes his shoulder into Maldor's repeatedly ala Scott Hall. He whips Maldor into the ropes and clotheslines him right down. He makes a quick cover but only gets a 1 count. Stone pulls Maldor into a sitting position and locks a head vice on to Maldor. Maldor twists his face in agony.)
SSC: Ok, now that doesn't tickle folks.
JLB: Not at all, plus Stone has his knee grinding into Maldor's back as well.
(Maldor refuses to give and Stone is content with inflicting the pain he already is. The crowd begins to get behind Maldor as he strugles to his feet.)
JLB: Some crowd support for Maldor!
(Maldor makes it up to his feet and grabs at the top of Stone's head. He drops down in a massive jaw breaker to cause the separation.)
JLB: OHHHH!
(Stone rolls around in pain on the mat and Maldor sinches a standing figure 4 on to Stone. Stone tries in vain to get to the ropes and finally drags himself over to break the hold.)
SSC: Some resilience by Stone.
(Maldor backs off the hold and Stone pulls himself up with the ropes. The two men lock up and Maldor hits Stone with a knee to the gut. Stone buckles over and Maldor puts a hand around Stone's neck and looks toward the camera. He savors the moment and drops back in a massive DDT!)
JLB: OHHHH!
SSC: Cover...1....2....thr..kick out barely by Stone.
(Maldor picks Stone up and whips him into the ropes. On the return trip Stone ducks a Maldor clothesline and hits the ropes to perform a flying body block. He lands square on Maldor and sends him to the mat but Maldor manages to roll through.
SSC: 1....2....kick out by Stone.
JLB: Maybe a little frustration showing on Maldor.
(Maldor stands up and drops a couple boots into the midesction of Stone. He hits the near ropes and drops a leg on Stone's face. He hits the ropes again but this time Stone rolls out of the way of the leg drop. Stone gets up in a hurry and immediately sticks Maldor's head between his legs. He elevates and...)
JLB: BAMM! What a piledriver!!
SSC: Cover...1....2....thre...oh barely got the shoulder up! He was about half a count away from losing that belt!
(Stone picks Maldor up again and whips him into the ropes. Stone wraps Maldor up in a great sleeper hold! Maldor, already exhauted, goes down to one knee.)
SSC: What the hell?????
(A man runs out from the entryway in a mask that has AG on the front of it. He makes his way to the ring and he's carrying a chair! Stone has his back to the man in the ring and is oblivious to anything going on behind him.)
JLB: This doesn't look good for Stone, not good at all.....
(The man hops up on the apron. The ref is down on the mat checking in with Maldor, so he can't see this man. The man pulls back and...)
JLB: WHACK!
(The chair nails Stone square on the top of the head. He goes limp and simply falls over. The masked man hides under the ring as the ref tries to find out what happened. Maldor is groggy, but sees the fallen Stone.)
SSC: This isn't right!
(He drapes a hand over Stone.)
SSC: 1...2...3 This one's in the books.
(The masked man leaps into the crowd as the ref holds up Maldor's hand. He filters to the back and is lost from the sight of the camera.)
JLB: Maybe not the way Maldor wanted it, but it sure did get the job done!
SSC: Looks like AG has a new associate, could it have been Morden underneath that mask?
(Seemingly to answer that question, Morden trots out from the back and assists Maldor to the back. He has on totally different clothes and appears different in stature than the masked man.)
JLB: Stone's gonna be mad when he wakes up, if he wakes up.
SSC: Tough break for Stone, but what can ya do?
JLB: He can put that Job Squad t-shirt back on and wear it with pride!
SSC: At any rate, as promised, we've got an interview with quite a few of the new recruits for the SEWF. To the ring!
(As the crowd begins to unwind after another great match, and unfamiliar song plays through the arena. It is the Heaven's Gate choir's rendition of "Amazing Grace". A spotlight hits the aisleway as a group of men emerge to a quiet and confused reaction to the crowd. Walking up front is the very recognizable "Hellkid" Johnny Lords. He stands in the aisle with his arms spread wide in a Jesus Christ pose. His face is painted red, and his unmistakable inverted cross tattoo seems even larger in the spotlight. Following the Hellkid are 5 new faces. The most recognizable being the South Syndicate Soldiers Kenneth Morlock and Matt Allen. They are accompanied by two very large men dressed in black, and a smaller man dressed in black and white shorts. They walk slowly, almost menacingly to the ring. They all step up through the ropes. The smaller man does a flip into the ring. Lords requests a microphone and draws the attention of the arena as he speaks in a low cold tone.....)
Johnny Lords: And the worlds prophets had to have known the SEWF would not forever hide from the minister of evil.....I have banded together the greatest wrestling talents the world has ever seen!! They all work within the Heaven's Gate Ministry as fighters of the holy cause. We are here in the name of Baphomet and Mephistopheles. We are here to destroy your heroes and bathe in your blood. You have never seen a destructive force like this in any sport. 6 men..maybe more, dedicated to spilling your blood and damning your spirits. Our giants...Doomsday and the Death Valley Demon!!!
(The camera zooms into two very large muscular men. One is sitting on the top turnbuckle and the other is standing with his arms crossed leaning against the ropes. They are both wearing sunglasses and are looking very calm.)
The Tag team brilliance of the South Syndicate Soldiers who have held titles all over the wrestling world......
(The cameras zoom in on Kenneth Morlock and Matt Allen. The two young bodybuilders look slightly uncomfortable, but very confident and composed in the company of the Hellkid.)
And of course..the greatest high flying hellion in the world.....the Lunatic!!!!
(Luni stands with his new compatriots with a determined and mischievous look on his face. He is wearing a pair of long white wrestling shorts with inverted crosses stitched to the legs. His short black hair is cut just to barely show his brown skull. His brown body is tan and well defined. Lords himself is wearing a pair of red kung fu pants with white inverted crosses drawn down the legs. His whole image appears very spooky, and he is on the verge of mania with his new affiliates.)
Lords: There is now an inferno unleashed in SEWF. This army of evil stands poised to bring you all to destruction!!!.....
(Laughter overtakes the Hellkid as he drops the microphone off to Kenneth Morlock....)
The Real Deal Kenneth Morlock::Over and over, we have been done wrong, by presidents by vice presidents, by men in charge all over the wrestling world. But the worst part was being done wrong while we were the men in charge in the ring. We were holding a prized possession in tag team titles, and were forced out of a contract and forced out of our titles because...
(Morlock looks down and shakes his head, as Matt Allen takes the microphone from him..)
Matt Allen::Because we didn't kiss ass, hell we might as well come out and say it, we were not and never will be corporate kiss asses. We work for every damn thing we got and we take what else we see fit to taking.
(Matt Allen hands Kenneth the microphone back..)
Kenneth Morlock::And now that we have joined with the great leader Lords, the teams that face us will be far and few for fear. The group compiled here today is one hell of a force to be reckoned with and we will not be neglected. The time has come for the biggest force on the wrestling world to align and be united as one. One forefront to take out those who try to hold us down, one steam roller to bring down all who oppose and one nation under us.
(Morlock tosses the mic over to Dooomsday.)
Doomsday::The two most arrogant sons of bitches in the world are now officially here in SEWF. We know we are the best and that is why we are hanging with Lords, SSS and Luni. Shit we have nothing to prove to anybody but if you honestly think you stand a chance against us bring it don't sing it. I ain't got anything else to address these pathetic fans about so take it away Death Valley Demon.
Death Valley Demon::This goes out to all you pathetic wrestling fans out there*He does a crotch chop*Now that I have that out of the way let's get down to business. Now the two guys in SEWF fronting as tag champs need to be taught a lesson by either No Limit or SSS, they can choose but I hope it is us cause I am really in the mood to kick two losers asses. El Dorado and Luscious Luciano what a pair of freaks they are. Shit I ain't gonna waste my time addressing all the pathetic people out there. Someone else take the damn mic.
(Luni is sitting on the turnbuckle. He is looking at the crowd, but paying attention to the words Death Valley says. He gets up as Demon tosses it towards the crowd)
Luni: Do you know who I'm? I'm representing the Heavens Gate. I'm the Cherry on top of the Sundae, the bounce to the basketball, the juice that fills the Starburst. My name is Luni, the don't call me a Crazy Bastard for no reason. I make O.J. Simpson look normal. I'm more nuts then Planters Peanuts. I see you get the point now, see these men here? This is talent that no one will stop. These 6 men have strived for greatness. Now I know I'm not the biggest one around, but hell I'll make you feel like you were in a match with a man that was 10,000 pounds. Right now I'm on the bottom, soon I'll be higher then the sky and be like Heaven. Lords, Doomsday, Death Valley Demon, and SSS are on a rampage. We can't be stopped. Were coming straight down to hit you all with a boom. Who wants a piece of us? Now I take this burden of the mic off me.
(Hellkid Johnny Lords grabs the mic and screams furiously.....)
Lords: SEWF! Autumn Guard and Killer Holmes! Luscious Luciano and Tom Collins! Xtremist! All of you freaks that make up the SEWF! A brand new taste of hell has arrived, and I have every intention of ripping this place down to my level. I will bring fire to the ring! My soldiers will bring you all pain! And the Heaven's gate will DAMN YOUR SOULS! In other words.....PRAISE SATAN AND KISS MY ASS!!!!
(The SEWF audience all stand shocked as the Heaven's gate crew exits the ring and dissappears to the locker room.......)
SSC: Well, I think they got their point across.
JLB: I like these guys! Brash, arrogant, loud, everything ya need to be an ass!
SSC: Yeah, well, let's just get moving right along. Up next two of the biggest superstars in the SEWF are gonna go at it head to head!
JLB: The KoTV is taking on the "Man of God" up next, I like Dorado to take the win.
SSC: Dorado does hold one win over KCH, we'll see if he can keep up the streak.
SINGLES ACTION
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El Dorado vs. Killer Christian Holmes
(Killer comes out of the entryway first and saunters to the ring in a confident stride. Next "Sabotage" by the Beastie Boys plays as El Dorado makes his entrance. He signs a cast for a handicapped little kid at ringside sporting an El Dorado t-shirt. He hops into the ring and the ref wastes no time in ringing the bell.)
SSC: Thoughtful gesture from ED.
JLB: Yeah yeah, where the hell is Brittany?
(The crowd begins to chant the name of Brittany as the two men hook up. At the crowd's command, Brittany slowly emerges from the entryway. Meanwhile, in the ring, ED quickly arm drags Killer to the mat. Killer rubs his back and gets back up. He charges ED only to be arm dragged down once more.)
SSC: Great quickness from Dorado.
(Killer gets a smile on his face and again runs at ED. This time ED dodges out of the way and drop toe holds Killer to the mat. He slaps Killer a couple times on the back of the head and backs up. Killer is obviously not amused and the two lock up. The two maneuever about the ring and settle in a turnbuckle. The ref calls for the break and on it, Killer slips a thumb into the eye of ED.)
JLB: There ya go, that's how ya do it.
(Killer hooks ED for a suplex and elevates him in a text book vertical suplex. ED writhes in pain and Killer pulls him to his feet by the hair. He whips ED in and clotheslines him right back down to the mat. He makes a quick cover.)
SSC: 1....2.kick out.
(Killer rolls ED over and locks on a kind of STF almost. ED screams in pain and wiggles toward the ropes. He tries in vain to get to the ropes and finally does. Killer breaks the hold and pulls ED up once again. He whips ED into the turnbuckle but ED dodges the running forearm from Killer. He kicks Killer in the side and hits him square in the chest with a standing drop kick.)
SSC: That shows agility to get up that high from a standing position!
JLB: Or roids.....
(Killer stumbles back into the turnbuckle and ED whips him cross ring. As Killer staggers out of the corner, ED hits the opposite ropes and nails Killer with a drop kick on the knee. Killer goes down hard and ED mounts the top rope.)
SSC: This could be part of Dorado's strategy.
(Killer groggily gets to his feet and Dorado comes off with a spectacular hurricanrana sending Killer all the way under the bottom rope to the floor. ED gets out of the ring, onto the apron and waits from Killer to get to his feet. He does so and ED runs the length of the apron to come of with another spectacular 'rana!!)
JLB: OH!!!!
SSC: That guy has some guts folks!
(Both men are dazed and ED finally gets up and rolls Killer into the ring. He waits outside on the apron. When Killer gets to his feet, ED springboards off the top rope and connects with a huge cross body block on KCH.)
SSC: ED has come out with an all out blitz on Killer! This is spectacular.
JLB: But can he keep up the pace......
SSC: Cover..1...2...thr..kick out by Killer!
(Killer looks dazed majorly and ED picks him up once more. He sets him up with a reverse headlock and...)
JLB: BAMMMM!! REVERSE DDT!!!
SSC: COVER...1...2...thre...NO KICK OUT!!!
(Still alert, Killer attempts to get to his feet but ED locks on a reverse chinlock. Killer has nowhere to go and must endure the pain. He screams but will not give in. He inches towards the ropes a bit at a time and finally gets there. As the ref gets between the two to break the hold, Killer out of nowhere hits a big low blow on Dorado. The ref doesn't see it and ED goes down. Killer is also exhausted and hangs on the ropes.)
SSC: My condolences to every man in this country who had to watch that.
JLB: (Shudders) Yeah.
(Killer pulls himself up to a vertical base and whips ED into the ropes. He elevates ED high into the lights of the Shawplex with a great back body drop on ED's return trip. Dorado cluthces his back but Killer won't let him rest. He picks ED up and whips him into the ropes, this time putting him up in a press slam position on the way back.)
JLB: This could be anything folks....
(Looking at the crowd, Killer walks over to the turnbuckle and gets atop the second one. He looks down at Brittany and elevates to the top turnbuckle!)
SSC: Whatever it is, it's gonna be a super something.
(Almost losing his balance, Killer simply drops backwards, dropping ED in a super samoan drop!!!!)
JLB: OHHHHHH!!!! WHAT A MOVE!!!
SSC: Cover..1...2...thre...NO, kick out at the last moment.
(Killer locks on a front chancery and ED squirms in pain. Killer sinches it harder and the ref checks to see it's not a choke. Killer pulls ED towards a turnbuckle and lets go of the hold. He smashes ED's head right into the top turnbuckle but ED blocks the second attempt and counters with a smash for Killer.)
JLB: This may be the preverbial second wind folks....
(ED whips him cross ring and follows in with a huge splash!!! Killer staggers out and ED hooks him for a suplex. He elevates KCH and comes down with a Michinoku (sp) Driver II!!!!!!)
JLB: OH!!! That may be it!!
SSC: Lateral press...1...2...thre..NOPE, Killer's got his leg on the bottom rope.
(Frustrated, ED picks Killer back up and gets behind him for possibly a German suplex. The ref is out of postion as Killer does a sort of mule kick low blow!!!)
JLB: TWICE!?!? THE HUMANITY!!!
(With EH hunched over, Killer sets him up for the Wrath of God. He looks at the crowd one last time and....)
JLB: BAMMMMM! WRATH OF GOD!!!
SSC: It's elementary folks, cover, 1...2...3! It's over.
(Killer looks at Brittany and the two leave to the back.)
JLB: Win's a win I guess, but ED may never have children.
SSC: Every man in America sympathizes with Dorado right now. At any rate, it's MAIN EVENT TIME!!!
JLB: That's right and two of the brightest stars will be thrown in that ring momentarily.
SSC: And, it's for the US title. Should be quite a match, let's go down to the ring for introductions.
MAIN EVENT US TITLE MATCH
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Kyle "Cannibal" Morden (c) vs. Calvin Simmons
(The challenger, Calvin Simmons, makes his way down to the ring flashing a sly grin. He gets in the ring and the music plays for the current US champ, Kyle Morden. The Cannibal makes his way to the ring quite slowly and looking very confident. He enters the ring and the ref raises up the title for all to see. The bell rings and this match is underway!)
JLB: It's main event time, let's get it on!!
(The two men circle each other for a short while and Simmons puts his hand out in a gesture to lock up hands. Morden meets his hand and the two lock up hands. The immediately crush up against each other to try and get the leverage advantage. Morden takes the early advantage and forces Simmons to one knee. Simmons grimaces in pain and is forced back to the mat by Morden. Both shoulders go down for Simmons and the ref begins the count..)
SSC: 1..2..the shoulder gets up. Again! 1...2...shoulder gets up in time
(Simmons begins to force his way to a vertical base and slowly gets to his feet. He know twists Morden's hand around and Morden screams in pain. Simmons cinches the hold tighter and finally lets go, only to take Morden down with a great lariat! He signals to the crowd who respond with a scattering of cheers.)
SSC: It seems this crowd may be split in their allegiance.
(Simmons resumes the attack on Morden by picking him up and whipping him into the turnbuckle. He runs in and nails Morden with a big splash. Morden staggers out of the corner and Simmons hooks him for some sort of suplex. He elevates Morden and leaves him there for quite a while! Left dangling, Morden is left to think about it, until Simmons finally drops him down in a great brainbuster!
JLB: OHHHHH!
SSC: Cover..hooks the leg...1....2....shoulder up by Morden.
(Simmons pulls Morden to his feet and whips him into the ropes. He puts his head down too soon, and Morden simply grabs Simmons and drives him face first into the mat. Morden moves down to Simmons feet. He steps on the hamstrings and gets a hold of Simmons' arms. He rocks, rocks, and pulls back. He doesn't go on his back but remains on his knees, and even hooks Simmons' head in some sort of dragon sleeper!
JLB: WOW! What a move!
SSC: Simmons has got to be in massive pain right now!
(Simmons screams in pain at the way his body is twisted but will not give in. Morden cinches the devastating hold even tighter, but Simmons will not give. Morden finally releases the unique hold and Simmons collapses to the mat. Morden turns him over and makes the cover..)
SSC: 1....2....kick out!
(Morden looks a little frustrated and picks Simmons up to his feet and sets him on top of the top turnbuckle.)
JLB: I smell a superplex!!
(Morden mounts the second turnbuckle and puts Simmons' head between his legs.)
SSC: Maybe not!
(Morden brings Simmons' body vertical in a piledriver postion, leaps off the turnbuckle, and...)
JLB: BAMMMMMMMM!!!! A PILEDRIVER FROM THE MID TURNBUCKLE!!!!
SSC: COVER!! 1....2....thre...KICK OUT BY SIMMONS!!!
JLB: How the hell did he kick out of that?!?!?
(Frustration is really showing on Morden as the massive move doesn't yet put away Simmons. He picks the very groggy Simmons up once again and whips him into the ropes to drop kick him right back down to the mat. Morden mounts the turnbuckle and leaps off with a huge sentan back splash! It connects square on Simmons' fallen body.)
JLB: Wow, what a move, where does this come from?
SSC: Cover...1....2....thre...NO!!! Simmons gets the shoulder up again!!
JLB: What is this guy made out of?!?!
(The crowd begins to really cheer at the great effort being shown by both men. Morden looks puzzled like he doesn't even know what to do. Again Morden picks up Simmons and whips him into the ropes and locks on a sleeper. With all of his remaining stength, Simmons flows around back of Morden and nails a big belly to back suplex!!!)
JLB: This guy sure as hell ate his Wheaties this morning.
SSC: But I think he may be running on empty now.
(Both men are down and the ref begins the 10 count. 1..2..3..4..5..6..the two men begin to stir..7..)
JLB: This is too much, what now?
SSC: That entryway sure has gotten a lot of use tonight!
(From the back emerges one Killer Christian Holmes! He's weilding a chair and sprints to the ring with it. He enters the ring and at the 9 count levels both men over the head with the chair. The ref immediately calls for the bell.)
JLB: What a crappy end to a great match.
(Killer concentrates on the fallen Morden and nails him repeatedly with the chair. Suddenly the masked man from before hits the ring, wheels KCH around and DDT's him!!)
JLB: OHHHHH! What a DDT!!
(Maldor now comes full sprint from the back and surveys the damage. The man looks at him and re enters the crowd. As Maldor is watching him leave, Simmons is up and decks Maldor in the back with a kidney punch.)
SSC: This is getting out of hand!!
(Morden regains his senses and rises as quick as his injured body can to help out his Autumn Guard partner. The two whip Simmons into the ropes and execute a big back body drop!!)
JLB: Simmons is getting boucned around!
(As the two men look down at Simmons, KCH is back and runs from behind and takes both men down with a double bulldog!!!)
JLB: OHHHHH!!!!!
(All 4 men are now back up and are beating on each other. The brawl spills outside to the aisle. Chairs and ring steps start flying as the men all 4 go at it!!)
SSC: Hey, I'm sorry folks but that's all the time we have for tonight! This brawl might go straight til EoA!!!
JLB: And I don't think these fans would min..OHHHHH big ring step shot from Killer!!
SSC: For James, Matt Hammer, and my self, the Stylin' one, goodnight everyone!!!!!
(Camera takes a last shot of the brawl as the fans go crazy, then to the SEWF logo, then to black.)
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