(Camera opens on a man in an SEWF logo. He is in a "Flamethrower's Grill." He takes a bit of some ribs and begins to expand quickly. He gets huge and totally explodes. (a la The Meaning of Life) The explosion reveals SSC and JLB at the booth.)
SSC: Hey folks and welcome to the Sunday edition of your favorite show. That's right, the Mothership is on the air and ready to go.
JLB: We've got a great card, don't I say what every week? Anyway, it's true and we'll stop blabbering and go straight to the ring for our first match of the night.
SSC: That's right, we've got Genocide and Midas in their SEWF debut, next!
DEBUT ACTION
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Phenomenon vs. Genocide/Midas
Phenomenon comes down to the ring first, Rebel Rick leading the way and Jimmy Cade following behind. Both have a angry stare on their faces as they hear the crowd's boos. Next up, with no entrance music, Genocide and Midas, accompanied to the ring by Pharoah. The crowd just looks at them blankly as they don't know what to do with these men. Geno and Midas hop on the ring apron and step between the ropes, only to be met with stomps and kicks by Stone and Cade. Stone and Cade are just banging on Genocide and Midas. Stone works over Genocide and Cade takes the young Midas. Stone backs Genocide into a corner and goes to work with chops that makes the crowd go Whoooooo. Cade is just throwing rights and lefts at Midas. Stone looks at Cade and they start to throw the tag team together but they are reversed. Stone and Cade are heading straight for each other, but duck and instead hit flying clothesline. Midas rolls out and to the outside. Genocide is down as Stone and Cade start to go to work on them. Whip into the ropes, double back bodydrop. Genocide gets back up and double dropkick by the team of Phenomenon. Stone runs off the ropes and his leg is grabbed by Pharoah as Midas comes from behind and hits Cade with a dropkick to the back of the head. Stone is struggling with Pharoah and doesn't see Genocide run up and hit a clothesline that sends Stone outside. Genocide starts on Cade as Midas hops on the top rope and hits a flying crossbody from the top rope. Both men are down on outside. Genocide is stomping a new hole in Cade as Stone and Midas are exchanging blows on the outside. Stone with a kick to the ribs and a bulldog onto the floor. Stone runs in and hits Geno with a axehandle to the back of the neck. Geno stumbles as both men are pounding on him. Midas has gotten up and has a chair. Pharoah distracts the ref as Midas hits Cade with the chair to the back of the head. Cade goes down. Stone turns around in time to catch a chair between the eyes. Cover,1.....2..... no, both men kick out of the double cover. Genocide picks up Stone and hits a brainbuster. Midas gets Cade up and hits a belly to belly. Midas goes to the top and hits a 450 splash on Stone and Genocide hits a Inverted DDT on Cade. Double cover, 1......2......3! Geno and Midas wins in a good match.
WINNER: Genocide/Midas via assorted stuff
SSC: Well, a successful debut for the newest tag team to grace an SEWF ring.
JLB: Phenomenon continue their downward spiral after a brief title reign with a loss here tonight. Their future doesn't look very promising.
SSC: That's true James. At any rate, we've got the second of our two SEWF debuts with the new Sid Kinciad up next. Enjoy.
Adam Jordan vs. Sid Kincaid
Sid Kincaid, the most recent addition to the SEWF entered with a flurry. He alighted the apron and climbed through the ropes to await another relative newcomer, Adam Jordan. Adam made his way down the aisle, slapping a few hands on the way, and hopped in the ring as well. SK immediately went after him as the bell sounded. SK nailed AJ with a big foot to the gut, doubling AJ over, and followed that up with a quick DDT. AJ rolled around in pain for few minutes before pulling himself up by the ropes. SK whipped him into the ropes cross ring and completed a back body drop. AJ once again rolled around in pain and SK pulled him to his feet. SK whipped AJ into the turnbuckle and followed him in with a clothesline. AJ staggered out of the corner and SK delivered a drop kick to AJ's back. AJ went down face first and SK pulled back AJ's head in sort of a camal clutch position. AJ yelled out in pain and SK eventually let go. SK pulled AJ to his feet once again and hitched him for a suplex of some kind. SK elevated AJ in the air, but AJ wiggled his feet and came back down. AJ reveresed it and elevated SK with a nice vertical suplex. AJ immediately began to stomp on the fallen SK before picking him up and whipping him in. SK hit the ropes and accelerated towards AJ who tried a frog leap but SK caught him in mid-leap. SK hooked AJ's head and hit a massive cradle DDT!! AJ fell to the ground, limp. SK made the cover but only managed a 2 count. SK picked up AJ and kicked him in the gut. SK hit the near ropes and tried a scissor kick to the back of AJ's head, but AJ just fell backwards out of the way. SK landed hard and the ref began the 10 count as both men were down. AJ stirred a bit but SK was the first back to a vertical base at 8. AJ managed to stand as well and SK whipped him into the ropes. SK attempted a hip toss but AJ blocked it and reversed to try one of his own. SK held his ground on the attempt and just clotheslined AJ down to the mat. SK made another cover but only got a 2 count. SK pulled AJ up by the hair and set him on top of the top turnbuckle. AJ was dazed as SK alighted the turnbuckle as well. SK yelled at the crowd and hitched AJ. SK took AJ's head underarm and fell backwards in a great top rope DDT!!! SK made the cover, 1......2.....3!!!!! SK is successful in his SEWF debut.
WINNER: Sid Kincaid via top rope DDT
SSC: Our second debut of the night is also a successful one. This could mark the beginning of some bright SEWF futures for the debuts.
JLB: It's great to see some new blood and I think Kincaid really has the ability to go far in the SEWF. Titles could easily grace his future.
SSC: We'll have to wait and see. For now, we've got that big rematch for JE. It's Jay Ward vs. WH. It also happens to mark the last night Jay has to wear the tutu. Such a shame. Anyway, to the ring!
REMATCH
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Jay Ward vs. Wild Horse
The Linewalker's music plays as Ward comes down the aisle in a tutu a result of his match with Maniac!!!!. Almost everyone in the Shawplex is booing and laughing hysterically! One guy is holding up an advertisement sign, for Borishnkov's new Ballet: DANCE OF THE SPYDER PANSIES: Starring: Jay Ward! Jay Ward tries to cover up the tutu as he steps into the ring. Bushido's music plays, as Wild Horse runs down to a lot of cheers from the fans. The bell rings and and Ward charges at WH, but WH sidesteps him, and catches the bow of the tutu and jerks Ward back! He nails him with a right hand to the face!!!! The fans go crazy!!! WH grabs Ward and pulls the tutu over his head, and batters him with vicious kicks and punches to the midsection, and finally, a knee to the groin! As Ward collapses in pain, WH laughs at him!! WH picks up Ward and gives him a devastating Double Power Bomb, and follows it up, with an elbowdrop from the second rope. He picks Ward up, but Ward trips on the tutu and falls on his face!!! This gives Wild Horse the opputunity to pick Ward up for a suplex, step to the second rope, and complete the suplex, making it a superplex, he calls: The RISING HEAVENS. He goes for the pin, but gets up and waves his finger to the crowd, signalling, that he's not done yet! He puts Ward's head between his leg, pulls the tutu up around his head, and ties the bow around his throat, making a strangling bow tie, before picking up Ward and giving him a SPYDER BYTE!! Spyder seems to be getting his own finishing move done to him, by his opponents, a lot, recently! WH puts his finger on Ward for the pin: 1, 2, 3!! It's over!!!! Ward struggles to get the bow off his throat as Wild Horse leaves and the fans laugh!
WINNER: Wild Horse via Rising Heavens and Spyder Byte
SSC: Well, Ward got turned away twice by WH. One can only hope he doesn't want a re-rematch.
JLB: Yeah, I think he's lost this war.
SSC: The infamous, ?????, or Mr. Z as he referred to himself will be revealed, next!
MYSTERY REVEALED
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Maniac vs. ??????
Maniac emerges first and hops in the ring to await the arrival of the mystery wrestler. The mystery man emerges in a mask and enters the ring as well. The two stand face to face and Maniac inspects the mystery man. Maniac seems to be in thought about something. It's possible the man's build might have clicked something in the back of Maniac's mind. The two men tie back as the bell sounds and the mystery man just throws Maniac off. Maniac tumbles and stands. He isn't on his feet too long as the mystery man hits the ropes and hits a huge running clothesline, he does this again, again, and again for the fourth time! Maniac writhes in pain on the mat and the man yells out. He peels off the mask right then to reveal......WARRIOR?!?!? Warrior picks Maniac up and hoists him up on his shoulders. He takes Maniac up to the top turnbuckle and BAMMMMMMMMM, top rope piledriver!!!! Maniac is out. What a show by Warrior! Warrior makes the oblivious cover for the 1..2...3!!!!! Warrior hops out of the ring and yells to the fans. Matt Hammer is out and tries to get a word with Warrior, but he declines a comment and heads to the back.
WINNER: Warrior via top rope piledriver
SSC: Warrior is the Mr. Z, interesting. Maniac and Warrior have some deep deep history going back to the old days of the SEWF.
JLB: They sure did and it looks like it's resurfaced here again.
SSC: It'll be interesting to see what becomes of those two. The cruiser belt is on the line, to the ring!
CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH
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Xtremist (c) vs. Scotty Jaguar
As the crowd gets ready for this big Cruiserweight matchup the SEWF crew works out some of the technical difficulties. After everything is set up and ready to go the music of Xtremist begins to play. He gets a pretty large pop from the crowd as he jogs down to the ring. After he enters the ring and begins to stretch Scotty Jaguars music starts palying. He comes out to a mass of boos and hisses but it doesn't seem to phase him in the least. He turns to one fan and begins to mock him until Xtremist has had enough and dives over the top rope to deliver the first blow. Jaguar goes down hard and Xtremist starts pounding on him with quick lefts and rights. He then picks him up by tyhe hair and whips him into the guardrail beside the aisle. Scotty reverses it, however, and Xtremist goes flying into it instead. Scotty then comes at him with a boot to the face that connects square on Xtremist's chin. Xtremist slumps to the ground as Jaguar begins dropping knees into his side. The ref is trying to get the men into the ring so he can start the match, but they pay absolutely no attention to him. At this point Xtremist has regained control and is now slamming Scotty's head into the guardrail. Then Xtremist whips him into the ring apron and follows up with a dropkick. Xtremist starts stomping away at Jaguar as the ref threatens a double DQ. Xtremist listens to that warning and quickly rolls SJ into the ring. He climbs the ropes from the outside and does a somersault splash that takes the wind right out of SJ. Xtremist goes for the cover.....ONE....TWO.....TH...KICKOUT!!!! Xtremist then springboards off of the ropes and does an asai moonsault, but SJ gets his knees up just in time to save himself. Xtremist rolls up in pain as SJ tries to get to his feet. SJ finally gets up but Xtremist is up as well. Xtremist charges him, but SJ ducks and delivers a backbody drop. He then starts smashing into Xtremist with kicks to the face and the stomach. Xtremist is hurt at this point, but SJ isn;t even thinking about a pin just yet. He lifts X to his feet and hits a tilt-a-whirl slam that shakes the entire ring. SJ then goes up top and stays there until Xtremist is in perfect position. Just as Xtremist gets up in a bent over position SJ leaps off and nails Xtremist in the back of the neck with an axe kick. Xtremist bounces his face off the mat like Rocky Balboa and SJ goes for the cover.....ONE...TWO....THREE...NO....XTREMIST GOT HIS FOOT ON THE ROPES JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME!!! SJ, who is now frustrated, slaps on a choke hold and only breaks at the four count. He then starts punching Xtremist like a mad man and eventually breaks his head wide open. SJ, then lifts Xtremist up and whips him into the turnbuckle. HE goes in for a splash, but Xtremist kicks him hard in the nose. SJ goes backwards holding his bloody face as Xtremist leaps to the second turnbuckle. Scotty's nose looks to be broken from that kcik and he is completely unaware of where he is. He drops to his knees as he tries to whipe the blood away. SJ is blinded by both the blood and the water in his eyes. HE falls to the mat kicking in anguis as Xtremist climbs up one more step and prepares for his move. SJ just lies there in total confusion as Xtremist jumps high intp the air, tucks himself in, and delivers a picture perfect 450 splash. This cause SJ to stop moving all together and Xtremist stays on top as the ref counts.....ONE.....TWO.....THREE!!!!!
WINNER AND STILL CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMP: Xtremist via 450
SSC: Another great win for the "underdog." I think he's been doing well to shed himself of that image. A 3 week title reign and still going strong will do that.
JLB: I think that's very true. The more he wins, the more he proves himself. He's on a great run so far.
SSC: Next up is another interview from the recently returned Frazer Fury and his good bud Rob. One can only guess.....
Frazer Fury and Rob Dalton emerge from the back, as "Rico Suave" by Gerardo plays. Frazer is wearing an old Bishop costume, and a large green sombrero. Rob is wearing a plastic X-Man Gambit Halloween costume, and a large orange sombrero. Once in the ring, Matt Hammer gets in alongside them. They throw their sombreros out into the crowd, and the interview begins.
MH:Rob, how does it feel to be world champion?
"Bishop":I hate Rob Dalton. He tried to poopy in my IV when I was in a coma. Can I say poopy on TV?
"Gambit":I am not Rob Dalton.
MH:Umm...
"Gambit":Gumbo, Gumbo, Gumbo...
"Bishop":I am Spyder's best friend!
"Gambit":Don't talk about Rob Dalton.
MH:Huh?
"Gambit:I'M A CARNY!
"Bishop":I'm Spyder's best friend!
MH:Wha?
"Bishop":I'm TA's best friend!
"Gambit"Lemme see the bag, Bishop.
Frazer hands Rob the burlap bag. Gambit pulls out a smaller bag inside, and then pulls out a big roll of tickets, bright pink.
"Gambit":I wanna give all of you tickets to my carnival! GUMBO TV BELT GUMBO TV BELT JUMBALAYA....Who wants tickets?
"Bishop":I'm TA's best friend!
Nobody in the crowd seems to want tickets.
"Gambit":Why don't you want tickets? WELL I DIDN'T WANT ANY OF YOU TO COME ANYWAY. I HATE YOU. I HATE ALL OF YOU.
"Bishop":I'm DDS' best friend!
Rob forces Matt Hammer to take a ticket.
"Gambit":SWEET NIGHTMARES! Gumbo, TV Belt. Gumbo Gumbo, I'M A CAJUN! I'M A CARNY! I'M A CAJUN CARNY!
"Bishop":Matt, can I be your best friend?
MH:Uh.....
"Gambit":TV BELT!!!!
"Bishop":Caladan Moore visited me in the hospital while I was in a coma. I'm his best friend too.
"Gambit":I like robots.
"Bishop":I was in a coma once. Rapid Fire is my best friend. Does anyone want to come to my sleepover next weekend? There will be popcorn, root beer, and PG Movies! My mom let me rent them just for this. NO GIRLS ALLOWED.
"Gambit":I'll come, but only if you come to my carnival.
"Bishop":OK!!
Rob hands Frazer a ticket to his carnival.
"Bishop":I have something to show you people.
Frazer reaches into the burlap bag, and pulls out a stack of envelopes, all purple.
"Bishop":It's all of the cards I wrote to myself-err...got in the hospital, when I was in a coma! I'll read them to you! Dear Bishop, You are my best friend. Love, Ropin' Tex. Dear Bishop, You are my best friend. Love, Spyder. Dear Bishop, You are my best friend. Love, Sampson. Dear Bishop, *I* would looove to COME to your sleepover. Love, "Handsome" Jimmy Cade......
MH:Enough! Now, Rob...
"Gambit":I AM NOT IN FRAZER AND ROB'S SHADOW! YOU TAKE IT BACK! TAKE IT BACK BACK BACK I'M NOT IN THEIR SHADOWS I'M THE BEST WRESTLER EVER SUHT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP....
Rob falls over, and starts going into mock spasms.
"Bishop":Is he going into a coma? I'm his best friend!
Fake looking EMTs run out with a stretcher, and Frazer falls down, screaming. "OH NO! I'm going into a coma!" More fake EMTs run out, and they cart both men out.
MH:Well, this is Matt Hammer, signing off.
Matt exits the ring, and we throw it back to the announcers.
SSC: Um...interesting, I guess.
JLB: Or pointless.
SSC: At any rate, next up is the very subject of their little skit, trying to get the TV title back. Gambit vs. Sampson, next!
TV TITLE REMATCH
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Sampson (c) vs. Gambit (Dirk Ryan banned from ringside)
Sampson comes out carrying his SEWF World TV Title. He's growling at the corwd and they are "frightened". He is a "dark and spooky" person. He scowls at the crowd and they show thier "fear" as they burst out laughing. He climbs the ropes to show off his title and Gam,bit runs out from the back. Sampson shows off his "spooky" title as Gambit gets behind him. Gambit is pissed off, obviously by the Dalton and Fury show. Sampson climbs down from the ropes and Gambit grabs him and DEATH CARD! HOLY SHIT, IT'S OVER. 1-2-3!!!!! GAMBIT WINS IN RECORD TIME, GAMBIT IS THE NEW SEWF TV CHAMP!
WINNER AND NEW TV CHAMP: Gambit via Death Card in RECORD TIME
SSC: Congrats to Gambit on his win. I think he's very deserving of that title.
JLB: Well, I'd say he was just a tad bit sparked from Dalton and Fury's little skit.
SSC: DDS has joined him in the ring at this time. We'll go to him.
(Camera cut to DDS and Gambit standing in the ring, DDS has the mic.)
DDS: Well, I think the gold you hold right now it a testament to your ability in the ring. You've expressed an interest in joining the NH, and I can only say that I'd love to bring you in. You are the first and only new member of the reborn New Horsemen. Destroyer, Maldor, JP, we can talk, but for now, Gambit is THE MAN.
Gambit: Thanks Dave, I appreciate it.
DDS: Hey, no prob. However, a stable wouldn't be complete without a catch phrase. I thought about it and a few other stable's catches as well. I heard a 4 life one from some little stable and I liked it, but we'll modify it. You see, the New Horsemen aren't just 4 life, we're 4 EVER!!!
(With that the two exit the ring. DDS holds open the ropes for Gambit and the two walk side by side to the back.)
SSC: You saw it just as we did folks, the New Horsemen have their first and only member. Will others soon follow? We've come to the main event of the evening, folks. We'll let ya ride it out again this week, so for JLB and Matt Hammer, this is Stylin' Steve Chen, sigining off. Good night.
US TITLE GRUDGE MATCH
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Destroyer (c) vs. Dirk Ryan
("Fuel" by Metallica starts to play over the PA and Destroyer starts to walk down the isle confidently with the U.S title by his side. The fans' are booing as they see that Destroyer is in stree clothes. Dirk looks around, wondering what is going on. Destroyer grabs a mic from the announcer's table and walks up the stairs and into the ring. He drops the belt in the middle of the ring and starts to speak.)
Destroyer: Dirk Ryan. My OH-SO-worthy adversary. I'm sorry, but since the higher ups here in the fucking SEWF never brought to me a contract to wrestle you at this show, I don't have to wrestle you. I nkow, before you go whining to your boy Frazer, Frazer can tell you that's it's all legal. Ain't that right, Fraz? You see, Dirk. Your good friend Frazer pulled this exact shit on me a couple of months ago when he was the U.S champion. It's not that I'm afraid of you, Dirk, cuz well, I'm not. It's just that, hey, I got a career to worry about and if you think that I'm going to wrestle someone just for fun, well, you can forget it. But, this is what I'll do. If you want to go, non-title, right here and now, that's fine. I don't care. If you don't, well, that won't surprise me.
(Destroyer slams the mic down and starts to walk, picking up the belt in the process. Dirk stands there, with a angry look on his face. Destroyer slides underneath the ring and walks towards the back as fans are booing and throwing objects at him. He turns around and flicks off everyone in the area. President Shaw walks out Destroyer brushes by him. Dirk has since gathered a chair from a fan in the stands very eager to give his up. He also brushes by Prez. Shaw and just clubs the crap out of Destroyer. Destroyer falls to the ground and Dirk places the US belt on his head. He smashes the chair down, crushing Destroyer's head with the the extra impact added by the belt.)
David Shaw SEWF Prez. wgzz80c@prodigy.com