***OFFICIAL SEWF SHAWCADE RESULTS***

SINGLES ACTION
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Helmut w/Jens Schmidt vs. Wildchild w/Melissa
Helmut came out to a nice pop. Wildchild came out to about an equal
pop. Helmut started with the offense and kept it going for a long
period of the match. Helmut stuck to the power game with Wildchild
and tried to keep the fight on the mat. Helmut connected with a
clothesline and an elbow drop. Wilchild was down, but he tripped
Helmut and pounced on him. He tried to hook on the Cade Torture Lock
but Helmut saw it coming and he pushed Wildchild into the turnbuckle.
Wilchild staggered out of the corner and Helmut lifted Wilchild up
and threw him down with a gorilla press slam. Helmut bounced off the
ropes and tried a leg drop, but Wildchild moved out of the way.
Wilchild pulled Helmut up and threw him against the ropes. Wilchild
put his head down too early and Helmut connected with the German
Bringdown for the win at 19:15.
WINNER: Helmut via German Bringdown at 19:15
TAG ACTION
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WGA vs. Klan
Camera went to the back where both members of the Klan were lying on
the floor writhing in pain. Ric Flair, Sting, Lex Luger, and Arn
Anderson were standing over them with disgusted looks on their face.
Ric Flair said Goodnight and the 4 Horsemen departed with fingers
raised.
CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH
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Juventud Guerrera vs. Blixt Dragon w/Shadow Dragon
This was a great arial fight. Juventud and Blixt traded seemingly
endless high risk manuevers and neither man would stay down for the
pin. Juventud hit a great springboard flying head scissors takeover
and went up top. He tried a froggy splash, but Blixt rolled out of
the way. Blixt rolled Juventud on the outside and went to the top
turnbuckle. Juventud staggered to his feet and Blixt flew off the top,
hitting a spectacular frankensteiner. Juventud was pretty dazed and
Blixt rolled him back in. Blixt went to the top once again. Juventud
was lying in the center of the ring and Blixt nailed him with the
Lightning from Heaven elbow drop. Blixt rolled up Juventud and got
the 3 count at 23:11.
WINNER: Blixt Dragon via Lightning from Heaven at 23:11
STEEL CAGE MATCHES WITH ROOF AND WEAPONS
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"The Extreme Warrior" J.P. Blood vs. Ultimate Warrior
Blood came out to a mixture of boos and cheers, but UW got a wonerful
pop. The door closed on the 2 fighters and the fight began. Blood had
brought his trash can full of goodies with him and immediately pulled
out a lead pipe. UW had a trash can lid and blocked the first couple
of Blood's swipes with the pipe. UW blocked another one and kicked
Blood in the groin. UW wrestled the pipe away from Blood and hit him
over the head with it. A little blood ran from Blood's head. UW swang
again but Blood dodged it and the pipe went flying to the cage wall.
UW went to go get it, but Blood hit him with a toaster! Blood took
the cord and started to strangle UW. UW elbowed Blood and ran for the
pipe, but Blood threw the entire trash can at UW before he could get
there. UW fell to the mat and Blood pounced on him and hit him with
the trash can lid repeatedly. UW was majorly dazed and couldn't
really fight back. Blood then retrieved the lead pipe and hit UW over
the head with it repeatedly until UW went unconcious. Blood retrieved
a barb wire glove and put it on to hit UW with it several times. Due
to the face that UW couldn't go on, Blood was declared the winner at
31:12.
WINNER: "The Extreme Warrior" J.P. Blood via lead pipe at 31:12
Phantom vs. Ondine
Phantom brought a trash can with him as did Ondine. They both
scattered the contents around and the free for all began. Phantom and
Ondine exchanged blows with pipes, lids, toilet seats, bats, tennis
rackets, even a microwave. Ondine's injury prior to this match
provided to be his downfall and Phantom concentrated on the area that
seemed to be injured on Ondine. Phantom totally busted Ondine's head
open with a hit from the microwave. Phantom just let Ondine set there
and exited the cage through the door for the victory at 23:44.
WINNER: Phantom via microwave at 23:44
WHOLE ENCHILADA TAG TITLE-WORLD TITLE MATCH
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House of Pain vs. Eliminators/Phenomenon/Flyboy
House of Pain came out to a pretty good pop and Fury was without the
Heavyweight Belt. The Eliminators' team came out and the crowd went
crazy and The Eliminators flaunted their tag belts. This was a kind
of mini battle royal and Nighthawk for some reason went out through
the middle rope and was technically not out. The camera followed him
to the back and he busted down the DOD's locker room door and stole
the Heavyweight Belt and bolted back to the ring. The DOD ran after
him but Nighthawk was waiting on the corner and clotheslined all 5
men. He ran to the ring with the belt. All of a sudden Hollywood Phil
came down to the ring, telling the camera, "BSWO 4 LIFE!" Hollywood
walks over to the timekeeper's table, and grabbed the SEWF championship
belt! He put the belt around his waist and taunted all the wreslers in
the ring pointing and shouting. Many in the ring became distracted
including the referee. All of a sudden from the crowd emerged the
West German Alliance! They began taunting the Champs! Hollywood Phil
on one side, and the WGA on the other side! At this point the match
had come to a standstill, with confusion as the general emotion, and
all wrestlers were in the ring. Just when you thought that things
couldn't get more confusing, they did! Fark "The Mighty" and his four
men came down to the ring and began yelling at the combatants! When
the referee was talking to Hollywood, trying to get the title belt
from him, Fark's men and the WGA jumped the ring with chairs, pipes,
trash cans, and baseball bats, and nailed everyone involved with the
match! An unholy alliance had been formed with Fark's men and the WGA!
The men cleared nine of the wrestlers out of the ring, leaving just Fury.
Hollywood Phil dragged the ref back to the ring with him, and forced
him to count the 1-2-3 on Fury. When the ref was out of the ring, he
threw the match out, but the nine men stood alone the ring Jens Schmidt
handed Hollywood the microphone after saying into it, "There's a new
regime in town...." Hollywood spoke: "Listen up brothers! You have
just seen the first in a long line of beatings by The Back Space World
Order. We will take on ALL comers here in the SEWF, whether it be the
DOD, the Slaughterhouse, the Horsemen, or our own mothers! We are gonna
kick some serious ass!!" The BsWo left the ring with men unconscious
on the outside with the SEWF title with them.
WINNER: No contest
MAIN EVENT U.S. TITLE BELT BATTLE ROYAL
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In an interest so that everyone can understand the results, this will
show only who eliminated who until there were 10 people left:
Venom elm. Skullkrusher
Maniac elm. Tommy Warsaw
Mr. Me elm. Outsider
Dark Horse Galadan Moore elm. Panther
Undertaker elm. Wildchild
Beastman elm. Assassin
Fury elm. Ondine
Phantom elm. Giant Dog
Ultimate Giant elm. Juventud Hernandez
Venom elm. Ghost
Helmut elm. Venom
J.P. Blood elm. Finess
Ultimate Giant elm. Gary and Albert Hernandez at same time
Crippler Chris Rollins and Franchise elm. The Golden Rule
Ric Flair elm. Bilxt Dragon
Crippler elm. Fury
Sting elm. Scoprio
Sting elm. Archangel
Grim Reaper elm. Handsome Jimmy Cade
Rebel Rick Stone elm. Grim Reaper
The Ugliness Man elm. Suicide
Confederate elm. Homicide
Undertaker and Ultimate Warrior elm. Confederate
Ultimate Giant elm. Undertaker
Ultimate Warrior elm. Ultimate Giant
Flyboy Bryan elm. Mutiny
Barbality elm. Flyboy Bryan
Arn Anderson elm. Brutality
Ric Flair elm. Chavo Hernandez Jr.
Ric Flair elm. Eddie Hernandez
Diamond David Page elm. Jacque Semtopovich
Big Daddy Pain elm. Johnny Blaze
John Kronus elm. Mr. Horrible
Perry Saturn and John Kronus elm. Nighthawk
Steroid Boy elm. Thunder Rider
Ric Flair elm. Steroid Boy
Sting elm. Perry Saturn
John Kronus elm. Sting
Helmut elm. Arn Anderson
Hollywood Phil elm. Ugliness Man
Big Daddy Pain elm. Dark Horse Caladan Moore
Tsunami Dragon elm. Diamond David Page
Beastman elm. Hoonyow Dragon
Hollywood Phil elm. Jack Mannon
John Kronus elm. Maniac
Ric Flair elm. John Kronus
Lex Luger elm. Tsunami Dragon
J.P. Blood elm. Mr. Me
Rebel Rick Stone elm. Nightmare
Beastman elm. Phantom
Ultimate Warrior elm. Rebel Rick Stone
Lex Luger elm. Franchise
Finally, now we were doen to 10 combatants: BDP, Luger, Flair,
Crippler, Helmut, Hollywood, UW, J.P. Blood, Beastman, and Boba.
Lex Luger and Ric Flair teamed up on Crippler Chris Rollins, but
Crippler put up a real fight. Luger and Flair eventually proved too
much and the two lifted Crippler up and threw him out. 9 COMBATANTS.
Boba and Helmut engaged Big Daddy Pain but he wouldn't be picked up.
BDP clotheslined Boba over the top rope, but Helmut came from behind
and hit BDP over the top. 7 COMBATANTS. Hollywood Phil and Beastman
got into it now. Beastman powerbombed Hollywood Phil but Helmut saved
him from being thrown over and Helmut and Hollywood worked over
Beastman. Hollywood put a sleeper hold on Beastman to get him drowsy
and Helmut hit Beastman with the German Bringdown to finish the job.
Beastman was promptly thrown over the top. 6 COMBATANTS. J.P. Blood
got into the mix by hitting UW from behind and DDT'd him when he
turned around. He just let UW lay there and Helmut and Hollywood Phil
picked UW up to throw him over. While they were by the side, J.P.
Blood clotheslined both Helmut and Hollywood Phil over the top rope.
3 COMBATANTS. Now J.P. Blood was at a great disadvantage here against 2
teammates. He put up one hell of a fight though. Flair and Luger
circled Blood for awhile when Flair rushed him and got him on the mat.
He held hom there for a leg drop by Luger. Luger picked Blood up and
put him in the Rack for about 2 minutes. Luger dropped him in the
ring and him and Flair celebrated by standing on the turnbuckles, not
smart. Blood struggled up and ran at Luger who was still on the
turnbuckle and didn't see him. Luger was hit forward and took a nasty
spill on to the metal ring steps. He recieved a nasty gash on his leg.
Flair saw this and jumped off the turnbuckle. The two stared each
other down for a long period of time. Both men were exhausted and
Blood was still feeling the effects of Luger's Rack. The two locked
up and Flair kneed Blood in the gut. Flair bounced off the ropes
behind Blood and bull dogged him on the way back. Flair connected
with a leg drop and kicked Blood repeatedly. Flair pulled Blood to
his feetand pushed him into the corner. Flair gave a couple of good
slaps and threw Blood across the ring. Blood staggered out of the
corner and Flair gave him an arm in the groin. Flair DDT'd Blood at
that point. While Blood was down, Flair put the Figure 4 on him and
Blood passed out from the pain. Flair picked up the unconscious Blood
and dumped him over the top for the U.S. Title Belt.
WINNER AND FIRST EVER U.S. CHAMPION: Ric Flair via dump over top on
Blood
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