(Camera fades in on the Lost Control logo. A PTD logo in the form of a rock rolls in one side, a SEWF one on the other. The two collide and the explosion reveals JLB and SSC at the "broadcast location.") Just as soon as Iron Man and Wild Horse enter the ring, Phenomenon begins to make their way down the ring. They look determined, considering they pay no attention to the crowd. They are completely focused on Wild Horse and Iron Man. After Jimmy and Rick step into the ring, the ref calls for the bell. All men just start to go crazy on each other. Rick dives at Iron Man, but Iron Man lands a standing power slam. Jimmy drop kicks Wild Horse, and Wild Horse falls flat on his back. Punches and kicks seem to be all that goes on for a short time, but then Iron Man and Wild Horse clear the ring. Wild Horse throw Jimmy out by the back of his head, while Iron Man DDTed Rick, and then kicked him under the ropes. The fans go wild from the unslaught of these two men. Finally, Rick decides to jump in the ring, while Iron Man begins for his team. Rick and Iron lock up, but Rick delivers a quick kick to the ribs. After Iron Man bends over to try and ease the pain, Rick executes a beautiful swinging neckbreaker. With Iron Man down, Rick stands up to, with his hands raise, to parade for the crowd. Rick tags in Jimmy. Both men grap the fallen Iron Man. Jimmy puts him in a pile driver hold, while Rick goes to the top rope. WHAM!!! Spike piledriver. Iron Man grabs his head, and shows that he is now in some pain. Jimmy doesn't stop there; Jimmy puts on, a poorly executed, sleeper. Iron Man seems to be losing his breath, but he has enough energy to stomp his foot so the crowd will follow. With the whole arena stopping the on the floor, Iron Man gets to his feet and begins to shake. Iron Man delivers an elbow, short and quick. He then breaks the sleeper, and bounces against the ropes. Jimmy, however, delivers a high knee lift sending Iron Man straight back to the mat. Jimmy quickly follows this up by putting on another sleeper. Not long after, Jimmy decides to get Rick back in the game. He tags in Rick, and Rick begins to climb the ropes. Jimmy holds Iron Man so that he is facing Rick. Rick leaps from the top, extends his legs, and hits JIMMY with a beautiful drop kick! Iron Man moved! Rick is so upset with what he has done, that he did not try and stop Iron Man from tagging in Wild Horse. After that, it was complete anarchy! Wild Horse ran at Rick, tapped him on the shoulder, and delivered a beautiful belly-to-belly suplex. Iron Man, down but not out, went over to help out his partner. Iron Man through Rick into the far corner, while Wild Horse and Jimmy were going at it in the opposite corner. Finally, Iron Man and Wild Horse irish wiped both men into each other. Now, Wild Horse drop kicked Rick as he hit hard to the mat. Rick tried to stay in the match, but Wild Horse decided that he would body press him to the outside. With both Wild Horse and Iron Man in the ring at once, Jimmy was in for a world of hurt. Iron Man grabbed the dazed Jimmy, and irish wiped him into the far corner. With Wild Horse in the opposite corner, Iron Man grapped his as well. Iron Man irish wiped Wild Horse so hard, that Iron Man fell to the ground from the momentum. With Wild Horse running beyond full speed, he leaped into the air at Jimmy. A super body splash! With that, Iron Man ran at Wild Horse. Wild Horse picked him up while he was running and dropped him right on top of the fallen Jimmy. Iron Man jumped of Jimmy, and ran at Rick to prevent him from interfearing. Wild Horse covered..1....2.......3!!!!!!!! What a debute for Wild Horse and Iron Man. After the ref raises their hands in victory, they watch as Rick and Jimmy, Phenomenon, make their way back to the dressing room. After which, Iron Man and Wild Horse follow. Suddenly the theme music of the PTD starts up and the crowd is divided with half cheering and the other half booing and shouting obscenities. The spot light is positioned on the entrance way and all of a sudden Kezmaniac appears, raising both arms into the air and points to his PTD shirt then raises his hand and does the 4Life, sign and he slowly makes his way to the ring, mocking the fans that are booing and slapping high-fives at those wearing PTD garb and clapping at his prescence. Not being half way to the ring, Kezmaniac is in all his glory as he comes to a group of fans all wearing PTD garb and have PTD signs with one in particular, of himself at which he bows at, and points to and then gives a double biceps pose!!! He then cockily starts to strut his way down the rest of the aisle to the ring, when all of a sudden, the fans erupt at the sight of NO LIMIT TANK's Hardcore Von Erich running through the curtains and bearing down on Kezmaniac, getting closer with each stride and then diving, hitting him in the lower back causing him to fall to the floor while his head continues forward and hits the mat floor!!!!! The referee signals for the bell, since Hardcore is in the process of setting up Kez for a pile-driver on the arena's concrete floor, and BOOOOOOOM, it's executed!! Not wasting a single moment, Hardcore lifts Kez up by his head and then rams him head first into the iron stairs leading to the ring,BAAAAAM!!! The referee is on five then six when Hardcore tosses the limp Kez into the ring and follows right behind him, not lett- ing up for just a minute. Hardcore grabs Kez's left leg and drops his weight down on the inner side of the knee. Kez winces in pain, but is unable to move cause HC still has his left leg and is dragging him to the corner of the ring and places the leg on the bottom rope, and then jumps into the air and then comes crashing down on the left knee once again. Kez grabs and holds his left knee as HC is climbing the turn-buckles in the corner of the ring, as the fans cheer him on, once on top, he leaps off and in the process of landing, Kez raises both of his legs up and HC's body splash is met with opposition! HC rolls off of Kez holding his med-section, especially the rib area where Kez's stopped his body splash. Kez, shakingly gets up and quickly drops an elbow onto the head of the rolling HC. After this, Kez scoops up HC and BAAAAMMMM, power slams him into the mat, which he follows up with another elbow drop to the head!!! Kez quickly brings HC back to his feet by pulling his hair and then grabs him by the left arm and Kez whips him across the ring into the turn- buckles and follows it up with a flying drop kick to the head of HC!!!! HC falls down to a sitting position in the corner of the ring, until Kez puts his head under his arm and SLAAAAAAAAAAM, snap-suplexes him and then rolls over on top of him and the referee begins the count,1.....2..kick out, HC is proving that he is not yet ready to be defeated!!!! Suddenly the crowd begins a little chant of Hard Core, Hard Core, and upon hearing this, Kez runs to the side where it is coming from and begins to fight with the fans, leaving HC time to regains his senses!!!! HC runs and bounces off the ropes to gain momentum, and then he executes a flying drop kick to the back of Kez's head!! Using all of his energy, HC scoops up Kez and drops him on his knee, delivering a painful back-breaker. Kez rolls off the knee and reaches for the lower part of his back, when HC slowly bends over to grab his head,Kez jams a couple of fingers into the eyes, blinding HC for a moment!!!! Kez monopolizes by quickly picking up HC and power-bombing him, not once but twice, and then he puts on the infamous Kezmission hold!!!!!! HC starts to wiggle and scream no to the ref who is seeing if he wants to submit!! Kez applies even more pressure by tightening his hold, and HC's face is turning blood red and sweat is dripping off and he is holding out by sheer heart only!!!!! Then after three painful minutes, which felt like an hour, Hardcore, who looks like he is ready to die, nods yes to the referee slowly, that he does submit. The bell is rung and the ref raises Kezmaniac's hand,and after that, Kez quickly goes to the lying HC and starts to stomp on him, kicking him in the face ,head, and mid-section! He is going crazy on HC, security and the other referees have to pull him off of HC, and they quickly escort Kezmaniac, the winner, back to the dressing room, to try and cool him off!!!! What a match, and what a display of the ability to withstand the pain HardCore showed while trying to resist submission once Kezmaniac had him in his patented finisher!!!!! Shortly afterwards, the whole arena goes completely black. Fans pull out lighters to provide what little light they can. The theme of the the Plague begins to play, but the lights remain dim. We can see enough to notice Roadkill and Thunder Rider looking around the arena. All of a sudden, an explosion erupts, and the lights come back on. Poison and Cyanide are standing in the ring just looking at Thunder Rider and Roadkill with hatred. The ref can hardly believe it as well. He almost forgot to show the belts to Poison and Cyanide. After Poison and Cyanide get a glance at the gold, the bell sounds. Thunder Rider walks Roadkill to the outside, while at the same time, giving him instructions. Poison goes through the ropes so that Cyanide can have the first shot at Thunder Rider. Both men begin to make circles around the ring, and finally, they lock up in the center of the ring. Thunder Rider arm drags Cyanide to the mat. Thunder Rider jumps to his feet to brag to the crowd. Cyanide, emotionless, stands up slowly, but not from pain: from anger. Again, both men begin to make circles around the ring. They lock up in the center, but this time, it is Cyanide who gets the jump on Thunder Rider. Cyanide knees TR right in the chest. Thunder Rider leans over, and Cyanide follows up with a side headlock. Grinding away at Thunder Rider, Cyanide hip tosses Thunder Rider to the mat, and quickly returns to the headlock. The ref checks to make sure that it is not a choke hold, and finds that all is fine. Thunder Rider returns to his feet, and gives Cyanide three quick, yet powerful, elbows to the stomach; after which, Thunder Rider executes a standing drop kick to the jaw of Cyanide. As soon as Cyanide falls, Thunder Rider follows up with five stomps to the head of Cyanide. Cyanide starts to roll out of the ring, but Thunder Rider picks him up. He then drags him over to Roadkill, where Thunder Rider makes the tag. Thunder Rider twists the arm of Cyanide, while Roadkill climbs to the top rope. With Thunder Rider still holding Cyanide's arm, Roadkill comes crashing down on the twisted arm. Cyanide falls down in pain from the blow. With that, Roadkill picks up the downed Cyanide, and sets him up for a vertical suplex. Roadkill picks up Cyanide, and holds him there for a couple of seconds. While in the air, Cyanide begins to kick his legs. Roadkill is unable to keep his ground. Cyanide twists his body while falling back, and holds on to the head of Roadkill. Roadkill is now in the position of a reverse DDT, with Cyanide in control. Cyanide, without hesitation, drops his weight down on Roadkill. Roadkill looks to out, and makes no attempt at stoping Cyanide from tagging in Poison. Poison, standing at 6'11", lifts his leg over the top rope and points at the fallen Roadkill. Roadkill, on his knees still trying to get his thoughts together after that big reverse DDT that Cyanide delivered, looks up at Poison just in time to see his hands come at his throat. Poison lifts up Roadkill so that his feet are in mid-air. The ref begins to count from the illegal choke hold. When the ref reaches five, he begins to warn Poison of a disqualification. Poison drops Roadkill, and follows it up with another choke hold. Again, the ref counts, but Poison takes no notice. This fued runs very deep between these four men. After Poison lets go, he drops a huge elbow on the neck of Roadkill. He then picks up Roadkill, and throws him to the ropes. Roadkill, though running full speed, manages to hold on to the top rope. Poison, with his head ducked waiting for a back body drop, did not expect Roadkill to follow with a neckbreaker. Poison holds the back of his neck, while Roadkill dives for the tag of Thunder Rider. Thunder Rider climbs to the top rope, and dives on top of Poison with a double ax-handle. Poison, now laying on his back, looks to be hurt. Thunder bounces off the near ropes for momentum, and attempts a knee drop. Poison quickly moves. Thunder Rider attempts the same move, only not bouncing to the ropes for the momentum. Again, the same outcome. Thunder Rider and Poison get up at the same time, and Poison is towering over the cruiserweight. Poison graps Thunder Rider by the throat. Thunder Rider begins to kick and squirm as Poison tightens the hold. Poison then carries Thunder Rider over to Cyanide's corner, before landing a choke slam. Poison tags in Cyanide, after which, he picks up Thunder Rider. Poison, with Thunder Rider in the air, drops Thunder Rider onto his knee, and holds him there. Cyanide, with his hands raised, leaps up and falls with his legs extended across the throat of Thunder Rider. Cyanide then applies a reverse neck lock. Thunder Rider's air supply seems to dwindle, but it is far from over. He regains his footing, and and picks up Cyanide to land a belly-to-back suplex. Thunder Rider makes a quick cover..1...2...kick out by Cyanide. Both men seem to be hurt from that move, since they lay flat in the middle of the ring. The ref begins the count for the KO. Before the count reaches seven, Thunder Rider leaps to tag in Roadkill. With Cyanide looking for the tag, Roadkill graps Cyanide's legs and puts on a figure four leg lock. Cyanide does not scream, he does not cringe, he just stares at Roadkill as he applies pressure. Roadkill begins to drag Cyanide, still in the figure four, over to Thunder Rider. Roadkill then grabs the hand of Thunder Rider for leverage. The ref does not see it, however, he does notice Poison coming in to break up the hold. This gave the opportunity for Thunder Rider to deliver some quick punches to the nose of Cyanide. Finally, Roadkill breaks the hold, and tags in Thunder Rider. Thunder Rider follows up the figure four with an ankle lock. Cyanide still makes no sounds of pain. The crowd begins to chant," S...E...W...F..." Thunder Rider breaks the hold, and begins to complain to the crowd. He then decides to return to Cyanide to finish what he started. Thunder Rider begins to stomp Cyanide, but Cyanide graps the foot of Thunder Rider, stands up, spins him around, and lands an atomic drop. Thunder Rider holds his buttocks, and begins to dance around the ring to try and relieve some of the pain. Cyanide follows this up with a lariet, before taging in Poison. Thunder Rider turns to see both men waiting for him. Roadkill jumps in the ring to try and save Thunder Rider, but the ref, just like he stopped Poison, will not allow it. Cyanide and Poison lift up Thunder Rider for a double suplex. Then, Poison puts Thunder Rider on his shoulders, while Cyanide climbs to the top rope. Cyanide flys of the top, and hits Thunder Rider with a lariet. Poison then finishes this off with a leg drop. Poison goes for the cover while Cyanide runs over, and pulls Roadkill out of the ring. The ref makes the count...1....2.....3!!!!!!!!! WE HAVE NEW WORLD TAG CHAMPS!!!!!!!! Roadkill and Cyanide are still going at it. Poison, not letting the ref raise his hand in victory, rolls under the ropes, and graps Roadkill by the back of the head. Continously, Poison head butts the back of Roadkill's head. Cyanide jumps into the ring, takes minor notice of the fallen Thunder Rider, graps the championship belts, and returns to where Poison and Roadkill are. Other members of the PTD begin to make their way to the ring, but as they come, the lights go off again. Screams can be heard, and a little crashing as well. When the lights go back on, Thunder Rider and Roadkill are out cold. In the middle of the ring, a scarecrow is hung by a rope. With rope arounds its neck, it swings from side to side. On its shirt reads, "PTD". Finally, the PTD pick up their fallen friends, and make their way back to the dressing room.
JLB: Welcome one and all to LOST CONTROL, the PPV that is being billed as the best ever put on by the SEWF/PTD.
SSC: That's right and tonight we'll find out who's in line to beat PTD next Sat. to bring control back to Prez. Shaw, the real Prez.
JLB: That's VP Shaw, and that'll never happen, plain and simple.
JLB: What the hell...?
SSC: What is that?
JLB:
Noise: Uhhhhhhrrrrrrnnnnnn
JLB: It's almost human.
SSC: My God, I think it's coming from under the booth.
Noise: Aaaarghhhhhhennnnn blarrrrrg udddin'
SSC: Did you just hear what I-
JLB: Oh no.
MR: Huuuuhn, where'm'I. Whas'appenin'?
SSC: You're at the Shawlex-
JLB: Colbyplex!
SSC: Arena, Musty. We're doing the PPV.
MR: Oh, dat's good. I ain' missin' it.
JLB: Where have you been? What were you doing down there?
MR: Well, afer the las' show I did da broadcasin' on, I wen' down dere to take me a lil' nappy-poo, if you weeeeel.
SSC: You've been asleep, beneath the broadcast booth, for over a month?!?
MR: I was sleepy. I didn' jes' sleep. I et too. I had me a stash a puddin'.
JLB: Well, why'd you wake up.
MR: 'Cause da Musty ain' gonna be missin' da big Paperview. 'Dat's what Musty get paid fur.
JLB: You get paid?
SSC: We can work this out later. Right now, we have to get to our first match here on LOST CONTROL!!!
TAG TEAM ACTION
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Phenomenon vs. Iron Man/Wild Horse
The camera begins to scan the area were the wrestlers come out as the people in the crowd begin to scream their heads off. The lights begin to go down when Iron Man and Wild Horse begin to make their way toward the ring. Some fans, who most likely saw Iron Man and Wild Horse in the DECWF, begin to try and slap hands with the newcomers. One fan screams, "Bash their heads open!"
SSC: Well, an exciting match to start things off with.
MR: Oh, you betcha'. Here in da' SEWF, dere ain' nuttin' but da fines' in da' professional wrasslin'.
SSC: That's right, Musty-
JLB: Musty was right. That's gotta be a first.
SSC: And there's plenty more coming up. Including the first ever Stable Wars! That's going to be a great match.
JLB: That's right, it will be a great match when the PTD wins it.
MR: Dat's absolutely in da correct dere, if you weeeeeeel.
SSC:
JLB: No, no, he was agreeing with what you said.
SSC: No, he wasn't. He was agreeing with you. Weren't you, Musty. James is right, isn't he?
JLB: No, no, I was wrong. Steve was right, Musty. Steve.
MR: Boys, boys, I guees it's jes' gonna' have' ta be Musty's lil secret, if you weeeeeeeeeellll.
JLB: Why am I scared?
SSC: I don't know; but I am too. Onto the next match.
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DRI vs. Kuro Kazuya
DRI came down to the ring first, with "Voodoo Chile" by Hendrix playing loudly in the background. DRI posed for a few fans, who booed him. He also had a wide assortment of concessions tossed at him, including a cup, filled to the brim with ice, which hit him dead in the mouth. Security quickly assisted the offending fan out of the Shawplex, and the slow, mournful bass horn music of the Plague started up. The lights went down, and blacklights from above shone down eerily. Kazuya came down the aisle, slowly. DRI was antsy in the ring, moving around quite a bit, and Kazuya continued his slow stride to the ring. Right outside the ring, Kazuya slowly pointed at DRI, and DRI bailed from the ring, rolling to the outside. Kazuya got in the ring, and waited. The bell rang, and the blacklights were still on. DRI slowly entered the ring, and Kazuya was motionless. DRI stood up, and the rergular lights came on, startling him out of the ring again. DRI once again entered the ring slowly, and shot to his feet in the corner. Kazuya was still standing still, all 7'5" and 400+ pounds of him. DRI rushed toward Kazuya, and clotheslined him. Kazuya didn't move. DRI bounced off the ropes, and speared Kazuya...he landed on his face, Kazuya still standing above him. Off the ropes DRI went once more, faster than ever, and he was met with a MASSIVE front stretch kick from Kazuya, which sent 3 teeth flying out onto the mats outside the ring. DRI got up, clenching his mouth, and Kazuya lashed out with his left foot, and smashed DRI in the ribs. DRI somersaulted, and was in total pain. DRI flinched, and got up, angry. He lowered his head, and charged at Kazuya..and rammed right into Kazuya's knee. Kazuya laughed, as DRI held the top of his head, screaming. He leaned back, and field goal kicked DRI's head, sending 6 teeth flying. He did it again, and 2 more went into the crowd. DRI had now lost 11 teeth, and was bleeding pretty badly. Kazuya picked up DRI, and gutwrench suplexed him. Kazuya then picked him up again, and powerbombed him to the outside of the ring, and through a table. DRI was unconscious, and Kazuya picked him up, and threw him back into the ring. Kazuya stood over the downed DRI, and picked him up. Kazuya stood for a moment, and grabbed DRI by the temples. He picked him up, and hit the Kuro-Jin on him. DRI landed hardshly on the mat, and laid still. Kazuya went outside the ring, and threw 2 chairs in. The referee was being very lenient in allowing this to go down. Kazuya hit three Kuro-Jins on one of the chairs, one more on another. Kazuya then set the chairs up, next to each other. DRI was Kuro-Jin'ed through the two chairs, and they broke apart. One piece of metal was sticking up from a chair, straight into the air, and it was jagged. Kazuya picked up DRI, and Kuro-Jin'ed him right onto it. DRI's back moved into an ungodly position, and he shrieked. Kazuya dropped onto him, and pinned him. The count was 1, 2, 3, and Kazuya stood over DRI, victorious. DRI was holding his ribs, and screaming something along the lines of, "they're broken, they're broken!" EMTs got DRI onto a stretcher, and put him in a neckbrace, and the whole deal. It was obvious that he had several bad lacerations, many missing teeth, and a few broken ribs. He was also coughing up blood, as the EMTs took him away on the stretcher. Kazuya left, as the blacklight went up once more.
WINNER:Kuro Kazuya via Kuro-Jin
MR: 'Dat muv was really somethin'!
SSC: Don't you have some pudding to go eat somewhere?
JLB: Yeah, like, I don't know, in Utah?
MR: You're right! Snack break!
(MR ambles off.)
JLB: Ahhh, peace, quiet, and PTD up next. Life is good.
RESPECT MATCH
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Kezmaniac vs. Hard Core
Welcome ladies and gentleman, to the S.E.W.F.'S LOST CONTROL, and we hope that you are enjoying the action so far and intend on staying with us, because we have a full and wild card set up for tonite!!!!! The following match is like a preview of the Stable Wars, it's Kezmaniac,of PTD against Hardcore Harry Von Erich of the NO LIMIT TANK!!!!!!! These two have been after each other all week and it's just about time for them to climb into the squared circle and let it all hang out!!!!
SSC: We've managed to stall MR a little more, so you don't have to mute the volume at home.
JLB: Not like anyone really listens to you anyway. Up next, more great PTD action with Chapel in Satan's Bedroom.
SSC: You go there often don't ya.....
SATAN'S BEDROOM MATCH
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Chapel vs. "Flamethrower" Rob Dalton
{The ring crew sets the special "Satan's Bedroom" cage and barbed wire up. It is all put together and waiting for it's combatants. The PTD theme song comes on and Chapel comes out first. He looked very pissed off and was almost jogging(that would be a first). Chapel grabs the house mic.}
Chapel: Hey yo it's survey time. Now did everyone at the Colbyplex come to see.....SEWF??
{Crowd erupts in thunderous cheers}
Chapel: Or did everyone at the Colbyplex come to see the...(holds microphone out towards crowd to absolute silence) Umm....the P...T...D??
{Crowd is completely silent, you hear three people cough and someone drop some loose change. Chapel looks surprised.}
Chapel: Well, it was close, but count this one as another win for the good guys!
{Chapel points to his PTD t-shirt. The lights go out and "Firestarter" by Prodigy comes on. Flamethrower Rob Dalton comes out. He is laughing and pointing at Chapel. This insenses Chapel even more and he starts stomping around the ring. Dalton is taking his time to get to the ring. This is only making Chapel angrier. Dalton stops halfway to the ring and turns around and moons Chapel. Dalton has written on his ass. It's a picture of Chapel drawn on his ass. Chapel is now furious. He is shaking the unlit cage and screaming for Dalton to get in the ring. Dalton casually walks to ringside and stops. He spits on Chapel and gives him the finger. Chapel is livid. He is trying to tear the cage down to get to Dalton. He tries to go out the door, but the referee doesn't let him. Dalton takes off his black leather trench coat. Dalton has a shirt on underneath. It's a picture of South Parks Cartman saying BEEEEEFFCAAAAAAAAKE! only Chapels head has been put on Cartman's body. Dalton grabs a chair and sits down. Chapel is going crazy. He tries to climb the cage, but gets stuck on the barbed wire. Dalton yawns and gets up and stretches. Chapel calls for the house mic. He gets it}
Chapel: Dalton get in here now. I'm going to give you the beating of a lifetime. I haven't forgotten you since you burned me. Come and fullfill your destiny.
{Flamethrower Rob Dalton laughs at Chapel and takes off his Cartman shirt. He walks over to the cage door and stops. Chapel is trying to get at him through the door. Dalton shoos him back and finally climbs in. The ref closes the door and locks it, the officials at ringside light the cage and we are underway. Chapel rushes Dalton, but Dalton sidesteps him and throws him into the flaming cage. Chapel's face is burnt. Dalton dropkicks Chapel from behind and Chapel goes into the cage again and Chapel is now stuck to the barbed wire. CHAPEL IS STUCK TO THE BARBED WIRE AND HIS FACE IS BEING BURNED BY THE CAGE!! CHAPEL'S HAIR IS ON FIRE AND HE IS BLEEDING FROM THE STOMACH! DALTON STANDS BACK AND LAUGHS AS CHAPEL BEGINS SLAPPING HIS HEAD TO PUT THE FIRE OUT. HE PEELS HIMSELF OFF THE BARBED WIRE. He turns around and Dalton with a flying lariat. Dalton grabs Chapel and pulls him over to the barbed wire ropes. Dalton digs a barbed wire spur into Chapel's forehead. Chapel is bleeding profusely. Dalton punches Chapel in the nose and it shatters into twenty pieces. Dalton begins laughing at the bloody, burnt mess that is Chapel. Dalton grabs Chapel by the eyebrows and rams him face first into the cage again. This time Chapel's eyebrows catch fire as does the rest of his hair. SEWF officials run over with fire extinguishers, but they don't work. Dalton calls for a house mic.}
Dalton: I told you that the water is shut off and Bobo destroyed all the extinguishers. Chapel, you're f*cked!
{Dalton hits Chapel with the mic and you can hear Chapel scream like a little girl. Dalton picks Chapel up and hits a DALTONSTRIKE(his variation of the Nightstrike). Dalton looks at Chapel as he lays in the middle of the ring. Dalton starts scratching his head and then he picks Chapel up again. Dalton hooks him and Dalton delivers A SPYDER'S BYTE! Is Dalton sending a message? Dalton laughs as Chapel lays in the middle of the ring, semiconscious. Dalton walks over to Chapel, whose hair has been totally burned off and kicks him in the face. Chapel rolls over and spits out six teeth. Dalton looks over to the entryway and sees the PTD coming out. Dalton smiles fiendishly. All of a sudden, Devilman Christian Alicea makes his return as he comes out of the crowd carrying his barbed wire wrapped chair. He fends off the PTD attack and chases them to the back. Meanwhile Dalton picks the charbroiled Chapel up. Dalton pokes him and screams out:}
Dalton: Well, he's a little medium-well. Time to make him well done.
{With that Dalton hits Chapel with THE PERFECT MOVE. Sending a message to Caladan are we? Dalton covers. 1-2-3. Flamethrower Rob Dalton makes an impressive comeback. He looks down at the badly bleeding Chapel who has no hair, is missing six teeth, and has his nose shattered beyond repair. Dalton spits on him, then exits the ring to a loud ovation.}
WINNER: Flamethrower Rob Dalton via THE PERFECT MOVE
SSC: Ahh, dammit, here he comes back.
MR: 'Das some gud puddin' Nuddin' like some gud puddin'
JLB: Glad ya had fun. Anyway, here comes the cage, but to kill the time, we've got an interview with the triple shot. Take it Matt.
MH: Ladies and gentleman, here they are, the SEWF's own Triple Shot.
(the Rock Rendition of It's All About the Benjamins by Puff Daddy plays. Mr. B.I.G.G.S. walks out first, followed by Shining Stinger and Shining Scorpion. The three walk down the isle way giving the fans a few crotch chops. Then they all get in the ring.)
MH: Let me get right down to it, Triple Shot, why were you three men kicked out of the Youngbloods?
Stinger: MAAAAAATTTT wooooo HAMMERRR... woooo....I'm gonna give it to you plain and simple. The Youngbloods can't handle us. They counldn't handle being out shone by the Shining Scorpion and myself. They couldn't handle the fact that we are just toooooo sweeeeeeeeeet.
(The crowd reacts by imitating the Stinger as they all say toooooo sweeeeeeeeeet....)
MH: Then why aren't you participating in tonight's LOST CONTROL STABLE WARS?
Scorpion: Let me tell you something Hammer, don't ever question our motives.
(Scorpion jumps up and down doing crotch chops right to Matt Hammer's face.)
Scorpion: Hammer, I think you interviewing us is over. Give me that mic.
(Scorpion grabs the mic from MH as B.I.G.G.S. picks up MH and tosses him out of the ring.)
Scorpion: Now we can get on to Triple Shot business.
Stinger: That's right Scorpion. First thing on the agenda for tonight is to give a shout out to Prime Time Destruction. PTD, our alliance will be fatal to the Youngbloods.
B.I.G.G.S.: Together, PTD, the Triple Shot, and our big surprise will bring the fall of every faction in the SEWF. Everyone will go down and we will have every title in our posession. We will control all of professional wrestling.
Stinger: PTD, don't worry about us. We are no longer a part of the Youngbloods and we have no intention of double-crossing you. Just trust us.
Scorpion: Now on the second point of this interview. "The So-Called Prodigy" Jason Cline. You want to say that the PTD is a bunch of angle stealers? You laugh because they were even once know as the nWo? Well then Cline, take a look at the stable you're in right now.
B.I.G.G.S.: That's right Cline, the same stable we were a part of.
Scorpion: Do you even know the history of that stable? Do you know how the Youngbloods got started? Do you know what they were called?
Stinger: You better ask Dynamite. You better ask Dynamite before we tell you.
Scorpion: The Youngbloods are the stable formerly known as the New Horsemen.
(The entire Triple Shot begins to laugh. Scorpion calms down first...)
Scorpion: Take a look at the Youngbloods. They are nothing more than a wannabe Four Horsemen.
Stinger: Face it Cline. The best ideas are usually rip offs. The Clique consulted us on how they should act and look now. Our buddies in DX have become the greatest force in that promotion up North.
B.I.G.G.S.: And we don't even have to mention how our good buddies in the nWo have revolutionized the way fans of the promotion down South watch it's programming. Even though that side of the family is going through some tough times, people are still tuning in just to see what's going to happen with them.
Scorpion: So Mr. Prodigy, shut your ass up and face the fact that your wrong. And even though it wasn't me that nailed you "4-life," I want to see what your really made of.
(B.I.G.G.S. and Stinger turn their heads to each other with a surprised look on their face. Then they turn their heads to Scorpion and back to each other. They do this a few more times.)
Scorpion: I am not claiming anything, Cline. I am not taking responsibility for it either. I just want to challenge you to a match at WAR or at PTD's Mothership. Accept if you have the guts.
(the Rock Rendition of It's All About the Benjamins by Puff Daddy plays once again. The three men then leave the ring.)
JLB: Welcome to the family boys.
SSC: {sarcasm) Yep, some prime recruits ya got there.
JLB: Shut up, the cage is in place, to the ring.
WEAPONS FILLED CAGE MATCH
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SuperNova vs. "Quiet Man" Steve Maldor
The cage is being lowered for our next match featuring Steve Maldor and SuperNova in a weapons filled cage match. Weapons are littered throughout the ring and ringside area like frying pans, chesse graters, chairs, even a roll of barb wire. Hell, I even see the kitchen sink. SuperNova comes down to the ring with Bobo at his side. Nova's carrying a pair of brass knuckles. Steve Maldor comes down carrying a barb wire baseball bat. Ya can't have a weapons filled cage match without tha 'ole barb wire bat. The cage surrounds them as the referee gets da hell outa tha way and locks the cage. Maldor immediately comes charging at SuperNova with that barb wire bat. SuperNova catches him in the gut with those brass knuckles before he gets a swing in with the bat. SuperNova then takes the bat away, and nails him with it over the back. Little prickly marks appear where the bat landed. From their SuperNova uses backpeddles a bit, and uses the bat like a clothesline sending Maldors head crashing into the cage. From their Nova attempts to escape the cage. He is almost to the top, but Maldor pulls him down from the cage. SuperNova swings at Maldor with those brass knuckles. From there SuperNova gets a chair, and nails Maldor with it. SuperNova then swings the chair sideways on Steve maldors ribs. It looks as if SuperNova is going to win the match, but out of nowhere Steve Maldor slings that chair to the head of Nova knocking him down. He comes crashing down some 17 feet laying on the roll of barb wire with that great aim. SuperNova has blood coming from little marks all over his body. Steve Maldor then hits SuperNova with that chair sideways on the neck. Maldor picks Nova up and delivers a brainbuster onto the chair. Steve Maldor starts to climb over the cage, but SuperNova nails him on the leg with frying pan. From there SuperNova hits Maldor over the back with the frying pan. SuperNova takes Steve's head and grates it into the steel cage. SuperNova, still on the offense, slingshots Maldor into the cage with huge force. He then whips him into cage again head first. SuperNova drags him to the center of the ring, and nails him over the head with a stop sign. SuperNova takes a moment to work his neck, still stiff from the chair shot. SuperNova goes to the cage. He's climbing it. Half way up. Steve Maldor comes out of nowhere and nails SuperNova with a low blow then powerbombs him back in the ring right onto a frying pan. SuperNova's neck hits the frying pan. From there Steve Maldor hits Nova with a neckbreaker. Steve Maldor then takes the barb wire and wraps his arm in it? He is wraping his arm in barb wire. Maldor whips Nova into the ropes and clotheslines him with the barb wire wrapped arm! From there he climbs the top turnbuckle and does an elbow drop with the barb wire. He then wraps some of the barb wire onto a chair, and starts to beat SuperNova with it. Steve Maldor tries to climb the cage with the wire still on him. His almost over the top, but some of the wire gets tangled in with the cage itself. Maldor struggles about 3 minutes with it when he finally gets the piece untangled, but it was too late then. SuperNova, ever resilliant, rips the wire off of Maldor's arm sending them both to the mat. This is not for the weak at heart. Some of Maldor's skin is still stuck on the barb wire. Supernova then carries Steve Maldor to the side of the cage. He takes what is left of the barb wire, and ties Steve Maldor up with the help of Bobo. From there he takes a barb wire baseball bat and nails him over the top of the head with it, busting him open. SuperNova with the last bit of strength he has climbs over the top of the cage onto the outside.
WINNER: SuperNova via wrapping Steve Maldor up with barb wire
MR: Now, dat' was a slobberknockerin' da way slobberknockerins' were meant to be.
SSC: A great match.
JLB: Not bad. But anyone in the PTD could have mopped the floor with them.
MR: I know dat I could've.
SSC: What?
JLB: What are you saying?
MR: I guess it be time to let you all in on my lil secret.
JLB: No! No! No! You're not PTD.
MR: Oh, yes, yes, yes, I is.
JLB: No, Musty, you can't be PTD. We're the bad guys. You're not a bad guy, you're a goood guy. You can't be PTD. Really, you can't be. Really. Steve, tell him.
SSC: I...um....well...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
JLB: Shut up.
SSC: Oh, no, it looks like the SEWF is in trouble now. Bwahahahahahahaha.
JLB: Shut up!
MR: Yeah, shut up. Or da' PTD gonna whomp on you. I do it mysef'. Whomp you wit' da ol' belly-welly.
MR: Go PTD.
JLB: Do you even know what PTD means?
MR: Puddin' till dinner.
JLB: Don't talk anymore.
CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH
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Emmanuel Calliente (c) vs. Thunder Rider
Thunder Rider came out first, to "Voodoo Chile" by Hendrix, and was heavily booed, and hit with a large box of popcorn. Mr. Biggs came out with TR. A fast paced Mexican tune lit up the crowd, and out came Emmanuel Calliente from the back, wearing a cerulean blue and purple mask, and matching tights. The fans cheered him, as he springboarded into the ring. The match started off quickly, Calliente charging TR, and being whipped into the ropes. TR leapfrogged Calliente, and followed that with a monkey flip. The young Mexican star shot up to his feet, and somersaulted toward TR, taking out a knee. He proceeded to hit a standing moonsault on him, and followed that with a senton. Calliente shot to the top, and hit a killer of a corkscrew moonsault. He got a 2 count, and TR punched him hard in the jaw. TR bounced off the ropes, and hit a quebrada, which Calliente ducked. TR bounced off the opposite ropes, and Calliente did the same, on the other side of the ring. TR leapfrogged Calliente, who somersaulted under him. They did this again, and Calliente then did a cartwheel to the side, while TR kept going. Calliente wheel kicked TR in the neck, and sent him viciously to the mat. Calliente hit a lightning legdrop, and covered, 1 count. He whipped TR into the turnbuckle, and charged him. TR shot his legs up into the air, and Emmanuel ducked them. TR had his legs cinched behind Calliente's shoulders, and rolled him into a pin. Calliente took the momentum and turned it into a pin of his own. The referee counted two, but TR did a backward somersault, and Calliente released him, which sent TR bouncing off the ropes. Emmanuel threw TR into the air, and TR floated up, getting great hang-time. TR connected solidly with a dropkick while up there, and both men were sent to the mat. TR got up first, and sprang to the top ropes. He went for a frogsplash, but Calliente rolled out of the way. Calliente went for a frogsplash of his own, but it missed. Both men got up about the same time, and TR springboarded off the middle rope, and hit a spinning springboard tornado DDT on Calliente. TR went up top, and hit a regular moonsault on Calliente, and the ref counted 2 again. TR slapped the mat in frustration, and picked Calliente up. This time, he went for a butterfly suplex, and Calliente sent himself over, and onto TR's shoulders. The force of it sent TR and Emmanuel over the top ropes, and TR landed on his feet, with Calliente still on his shoulders. Calliente spun around, and hit a rana on the floor, which sent TR hard into the guardrail. Calliente hopped up onto the guardrail, and flipped off of it, landing on TR's chest. Calliente hit hard, and the two men got up about the same time again. TR jumped onto the guardrail himself, and Calliente pulled him off, powerbombing him into the ringpost. Emmanuel got back into the ring, and bounced off the far ropes, doing an outstanding tope con hilo out onto the prone TR. Calliente went over the guardrail, and into a fan clutching a "Rob Dalton for God in 2000" sign. The fan went crazy, and started clapping and patting Calliente on the back. TR sprang onto the guardrail again, and kicked the fan in the head, then backflipping to the floor. Calliente crawled over the guardrail, and slumped on the floor. TR threw him into the ring, and set him up top. TR jumped up, going for a rana. Calliente shoved him off, and TR landed on the 2nd turnbuckle. Calliente grabbed TR, and picked him up for a superbomb. TR used the momentum, and dropped onto his own feet, 2nd turnbuckle again. Calliente got frustrated, and jumped up, going for a rana on TR. TR grabbed him out of the air, and blasted him into the mat with a ThunderBomb!!! He hooked the legs, and got the one, two, three!!
WINNER AND NEW CRUISER CHAMP:Thunder Rider via Spinning Top Rope ThunderBomb
JLB: TR for Prez!! What a match won by the PTD's own Thunder Rider!
SSC: Yeah, yeah wonderful.
MR: PTD fur life!!
JLB: For the last time, you're not PTD!!
SSC: Yes he is, let's go to the ring.
TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
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TR/RK (c) vs. Poison/Cyanide
The loud sound of the PTD's music begins to play as the lights go down. Some of the crowd begins to cheer wildly, while others get a looks of sickness on their faces. Thunder Rider and Roadkill walk down the aisle towards the ring. A few fans, with PTD shirts on, try to slap the hands of Roadkill and Thunder Rider. They acknowledge them with slaps to their hands. As they enter the ring, they lift the tag belts in the air, and then they hand them over to the ref.
SSC: That bastard JLB has left me along with Musty here to go do an interview. To the ring.
(James L. Braddock is in the ring and the PTD music starts playing as Magnus Colby makes his way down to ringside, followed by Thunder Rider, who has the World tag team belt around his waist and has the rookie belt over his shoulder. They make their way into the ring for their interview).
JLB: Welcome to the ring President Colby.
MC: Thank you James. Today I've got a very special announcement on what I've decided to do with the held up Rookie title.
(Thunder Rider hands the belt over to Colby)
MC: Now, I know Jameson Spleen is in the arena tonight and I'd like him to please come down to the ring.
("Girl from Ipanema" starts playing as Jameson Spleen and Jenkins make their way slowly down to the ring, apparently not at all happy about being summonned. Jameson Spleen is wearing his title pants held up with suspenders.)
MC: Welcome Mr. Spleen. Jenkins. Let me just say that I'm a really big fan. How are you both today?
Spleen: Well, Jenkins is a little phlegmy. He's had this head cold he can't seem to shake. I'm pretty good. Got a haircut. Pulled one of my lats a bit working out; but no big deal. Did some paperwork; took over some companies. You know, pretty average day. Thanks for asking.
MC: As you no doubt know, this rookie belt was most unfairly taken away from you and I've been seeking a way to resolve the issue to my satisfaction. However, I feel uncomfortable as President of the SEWF lobbying for you.
Spleen: Well, of course, you do. You're an important man. You shouldn't have to be standing around in lobbies all the time. Feel free to go on into the buildings themselves; very few people would try to stop you. I promise that the next time you come to OBM Headquarters, you don't have to stand around in the lobby waiting for me. Just call on up. You can even take the elevator.
Jenkins: I believe he means lobbying in the "working towards a specific goal on your behalf" sense, sir.
Spleen: Oh, well, I'd be pretty comfortable with that. Perhaps if I built you a cushier lobby. You know, softer coaches, a TV, the newest issues of "Highlights"...
MC: But, I would feel comfortable lobbying for you as the head of Prime Time Destruction. Therefore, it is my honour to extend an offer to you of membership in PTD. I know money isn't an issue for you, but if you were a member, I'm sure I could see my way clear to return the rookie belt to you, if you understand me.
Spleen: No, afraid not.
MC: Well, if you a member of the PTD, I could use my influence to nullify your loss to Sampson, therefore you would have never lost the title and you'd still be the Rookie Champion.
Spleen: Come again?
MC: Jenkins, help me out here.
Jenkins: I'd rather not, sir.
MC: Look, Jameson, join the PTD, get the belt.
Spleen: Could you clear that up a bit for me?
Jenkins: Mr. Spleen, you can't be thinking of-
Spleen: Now, Jenkins, we have to look at this calmly. This is a business decision.
MC: That's right. We run the SEWF and we control the rookie belt. Think about it, Jameson, there's a lot a benefits for you.
Spleen: Dental?
MC: I meant other sorts of benefits. You'll be with the finest group of athletes in the world. You'll be able to train with the likes of Caladan Moore, Kez and Thunder Rider here.
TR: You should do it, Jameson. You'd fit in really well.
MC: What do you think?
Musty:
Spleen: Musty's in the PTD?!?
MC: No, he's not!
Musty:
MC: No, he's not!
Musty: Oh Lawdy, I's a PTD-fur-life. I's so happy. I's gonna do my little dance.
MC:
SSC:
JLB: Yes.
Spleen: Well, this takes careful thought. I could use that belt back. My title pants keep falling down. And pants are terribly important. You can't argue with pants. They know all. See.
Jenkins: Tremendously fortunate, sir.
Spleen: Colby, I'm going to get that belt back the way God, and my trousers, intend me too. By beating the hell out of Sampson. As for the PTD, I don't need your little group to have power. I've got e-damn-nough on my own. I don't like your attitude, I don't like what you've done to the SEWF, and I don't like you. I'm not going anywhere. I'm SEWF-4-Life!!! And if you try to screw with me, I may just have OBM buy you the hell out. So watch yourself.
(Jameson Spleen and Jenkins depart, leaving an exasperated Colby holding the rookie belt).
SSC: While Musty and JLB think about how Jameson just stuck it to them, let's get started with the SNM Battle Royal!
SNM BATTLE ROYAL
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The members came out one at a time, in 2 min. intervals. Here's what went down.
(1) Destroyer
(2) Hemlock
(3) Steve Maldor
(4) Diamond Dawg
Hemlock elm. Diamond Dawg
(5) Vandal Savage
(6) SuperNova
Destroyer elm. Vandal Savage
(7) Hard Core
(8) Texas Assassin
(9) Emmanuel Calliente
(10) "Don" Vito
TA/Destroyer elm. Hard Core
(11) Chapel
(12) "The Prodigy" Jason Cline
(13) Void
Chapel elm. "Don" Vito
Void elm. Emmanuel Calliente
(14) Poison
SuperNova elm. Steve Maldor
(15) Maul
(16) Bishop
(17) Spyder
SuperNova elm. Maul
(18) Iron Man
(19) Skullman
(20) DC Stryker
Iron Man elm. Skullman
(21) Wild Horse
(22) Thunder Rider
(23) Shane Matthews
Thunder Rider elm. DC Stryker
Cline/TA/Dest elm. Thunder Rider
(24) Dynamite Dave
(25) Rapid Fire
Dynamite Dave elm. Spyder
(26) Jameson Spleen
Rapid Fire elm. Bishop
Shane Matthews elm. Poison
Hemlock elm. Shane Matthews
(27) Kezmanaic
(28) Death Row Inmate
Kezmaniac/DRI elm. Wild Horse
(29) Kuro Kazuya
(30) Tom Foolery
(31) Lord Infamous
Jameson Spleen elm. Rapid Fire
Destroyer elm. Tom Foolery
(32) Ropin' Tex
(33) Shining Scorpion
Jameson Spleen elm. Lord Infamous
Dynamite Dave/TA elm. Road Kill
Kuro Kazuya elm. DRI
Chapel elm. Dynamite Dave
(34) Mr. Biggs
TA elm. Mr. Biggs
(35) Shining Stinger
(36) Ropin' Tex
TA/Dest/Cline elm. Shining Stinger/Shining Scorpion
Jameson Spleen elm. Ropin' Tex
Hemlock elm. Kezmaniac
(37) Nomad
Destroyer elm. Nomad
10 COMBATANTS LEFT: Destroyer, Rob Dalton, SuperNova, Hemlock, Jameson Spleen, TA, Jason Cline, Chapel, Kuro Kazuya, Void
Destroyer locks up with Hemlock, renewing their fued. Hemlock gets in a few gut shots before TA comes over and peels Hemlock off. Void drop kicks Chapel in the knees. Chapel is unaffected and picks up Void my the throat and vaults him into row one. 9 COMBATANTS Chapel wheels around and Kuro Kazuya is there to meet him. Kuro hits a big Kuro-Jin on Chapel. It takes both Hemlock and Kuro to get the big Chapel out of the ring, but he does fall to the floor. 8 COMBATANTS Hemlock re-engages TA while Kuro Kauzya goes over to SuperNova. Jameson Spleen hits a few shots on TA while his back is turned, but Destroyer sees this and clubs him big time over the head. Destroyer kicks Spleen in the gut and delivers a devastating Dynamite DDT. Spleen goes out, but Destroyer just leaves him be. Jason Cline picks up Spleen and throws him on top of Chapel. 7 COMBATANTS Kuro is still going at it with SuperNova. Super hits a quick knee to the crotch of the big man and Kuro keels over in pain. As Kuro comes down to SuperNova's level, he delivers a few devastating uppercuts. Kuro Kazuya is rocked against the ropes and SuperNova clotheslines him over. 6 COMBATANTS SuperNova wheels around from dumping Kuro Kazuya to find Hemlock with a big clothesline that sends him over the top. He fights with Kuro on the floor. 5 COMBATANTS Rob Dalton sees Hemlock with his back turned and tries to capitalize, but Hemlock weathers the first barage and manages to fight Dalton back to the center of the ring. Destroyer, TA, and Cline just sit back and watch until the fight comes their way. All 5 man begin to beat on one another and in the mess Cline gets dumped. 4 COMBATANTS Dalton renews his efforts against Hemlock, but TA comes up behind him and wheels him around for a Dynamite DDT. He locks on the Cloverleaf for a little while, just for good measure. He then throws Dalton out of the ring. 3 COMBATANTS It's now down to TA and Destroyer, both YB's, and Hemlock. Hemlock looks out numbered as Destroyer and TA beat on him awhile. Hemlock, however, begins to come back and hits a double clothesline on the two YB's. Destroyer is up first and Hemlock whips him in and back body drops him over the top rope. The finals are set for next Sat. Hemlock vs. Texas Assassin for the SNM title!
SSC: The finals are set for the SNM title. Hemlock vs. TA, that should be one great match.
JLB: Another in the long series of Plague vs. TA.
SSC: Anyway, let's get down to the heart of LOST CONTROL, the Stable Wars!
STABLE WARS!!!!
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SE's vs. YB's
"Dangerous" by Busta Rhymes began to play and out emerged Team Youngbloods, Dynamite Dave, Texas Assassin, Destroyer, and "The Prodigy" Jason Cline. The foursome got up on the ring apron and Dave held open the ropes for his stablemates. The 4 hit the ropes a few times, getting ready for the monumental match before them. Society's Evils' music began to play and out came Vandal Savage, DC Stryker, Maul, and Ropin' Tex?!? Yep, that's Ropin' Tex walking down the aisle with Society's Evils! The four enter the ring and begin a staredown with the YB's, neither team moving an inch. The referee separates the two groups. The YB's delegate Dynamite Dave to start off against DC Stryker. The bell rings and the match begins. DDS and DC lock up and DDS gets the advantage, forcing DC to a knee. DC fights back and gives DDS a shot to the gut followed by a swinging neck breaker. DC makes an early cover and DDS easily kicks out before the ref can even get down to count. DC pulls DDS up by the hair and whips him into the ropes. DC hits the opposite ropes and uses the momentum to nail DDS with a big elbow. DDS rolls over to his corner quickly and tags in Destroyer. Destroyer quickly kicks DC and hits a few European uppercuts to stun DC. DC staggers against the ropes and Destroyer clotheslines him over the top. Dest follows him out and throws him shoulder first into the ring steps. Dest picks up the ring steps and slams then down on DC! Maul comes over and kicks off Dest, provoking Dest to nail Maul. Dest rolls DC back in the ring and mounts the top turnbuckle. Destroyer waits for DC to get up and comes off with a double ax handle, but DC summons enough energy to drop kick Destroyer on his way down. Destroyer rolls backward and DC begins to inch towards his corner and finally makes the tag to Ropin' Tex. RT cuts off Dest's tag attempt and deliver some kicks to the gut of Dest. Dest blocks a RT punch and comes back with one of his own. He blocks another and decks RT, staggering him. RT runs at him, but Dest moves out of the way and pulls down the top rope, sending RT outside. The Triple Shot then makes it's way out to the ring. They put down some chairs and have a seat. Dest hits the ropes and nails a suicide dive on RT on the outside. The two get up slowly and Dest rolls RT back in. Dest whips RT in and gives him a drop toe hold. Dest quickly clamps on the Tazmission! Maul comes in and makes the save. Dest nails Maul again and locks the Tazmission back on. This time RT taps out quickly. RT is then thrown outside by Dest and RT is escorted to the back. Dest tags in TA to meet the incoming Maul. TA gives Maul a quick kick. He tries another, but Maul catches the foot, spins TA around, and clotheslines him down. TA rolls outside to catch is breath. Maul gets too close and TA drags his feet over the edge. TA hits an elbow on the exposed ankles of Maul. Maul writhes in pain and TA gets back in the ring. He drags Maul to the center of the ring and locks on a head scissors. Maul eventually rolls him over manages to pull TA off. TA gets up quickly only to be sent down by a low blow from Maul. The ref admonishes Maul who tags out to Vandal Savage. TA comes at Vandal who hits a drop toe hold. He locks on a half crab quickly on TA. TA manages to get the ropes to break the hold. Vandal picks him up and whips him in, hitting a drop kick to the knee of TA. TA stumbles right into a Vandal Savage Deep Sleep. DDS tries to make the save, but DC cuts him off and the two begin to fight. Cline is able to sneak in and kick Vandal off of TA, but the damage is done. Maul then comes in and there is an all out brawl. Dest mounts the top turnbuckle and hits a drop kick on Vandal Savage. TA then makes a cover, but only gets 2. The ref manages to get everyone out except TA and Vandal, the legal men. Vandal recovers from the drop kick and hits TA with an elbow to the head. TA staggers and VS whips him into a neutral turnbuckle. He puts TA on top and mounts the turnbuckle himself. He quickly executes a superplex. VS recovers and makes the cover for the 1....2....no TA kicks out. At this point Triple Shot take their chairs and walk back to the back laughing all the way. VS picks him up and quickly drop kicks him down. He makes the cover again, this time for the 1-2-3. TA is escorted to the back. Dynamite Dave comes back in and quickly starts on VS but VS tags out to Maul. Maul comes in and Dave wastes no time in giving him kick to the stomach and a Dynamtie DDT! He tags out to Cline who comes in to add an exclamation point with the Facebuster. He covers the destroyed Maul for the 3 count. Maul is sent to the back. DC then comes in and Cline locks up with him. DC gives Cline a knee to the gut and hits a snap suplex. Cline hops up but DC is ready for him and pushes him back into the turnbuckle. DC mounts the turnbuckle and pounds on Cline, but Cline moves out of the corner and drops DC back face first on to the turnbuckle. DC slowly began to get up and Cline gave him a crack to the back to keep him down. He dragged DC over to the YB corner and tagged in DDS. Vandal Savage hops of the apron and retrieve a chair. DDS picks up DC and whips him cross-ring. As DC hits the ropes near his corner, Vandal Savage takes the chair and just decks DC in the back with it. VS takes off his shirt to reveal a YB one underneath! DDS sees the blacked out DC and tags in Destroyer to do the honors with a tazmission. The ref raises DC's hand three times and it drops all three times. DC is rolled to the outside and carried out by security. Vandal then comes in and Destroyer kind of takes a slow swing at him. Vandal takes a big flop and Destroyer covers him for the 1-2-3. YB's win!
WINNERS: YB's via survivors
(After the match, Dave gets a microphone and begins to speak.)
DDS: You know that the YB's always have a plan, and what a plan that one was. We'd like to thank you Vandal.
VS: No problem, I know I'm joining the most elite stable around. SE's was nothing, they were a bunch of no talent hacks.
DDS: Don't I know it. Cline, would you like to say something?
JC: I just thought that we should, you know, properly thank Vandal here.
DEST: Yeah, same here. TA, get out here.
(TA comes down the aisle.)
DDS: Sounds like a good idea, Vandal, let me be the first to shake your hand in congratulations.
(The two shake hands and turn to smile for the audience. Vandal tries to break the shake, but Dave holds on, pulls Vandal in, and nails him with a DYNAMITE DDT!!!)
DDS: TA, tell the folks out there why I just did that.
TA: Because Vandal will never, ever, ever be Youngblood caliber.
DDS: Very well said. Vandal, when you come to, you'll see you've played by the best players in the game, the Youngbloods!
(The group departs and Vandal is carried out on a stretcher.)
MR: Yes, dat' was a fine ol' match. Da' PTD did isself proud dere.
JLB: No one in the PTD was wrestling.
SSC: Oh, man, James. How does it feel having a legend like Musty in the PTD? You must be real proud.
JLB: I...um...well...shut up.
MR: Course he's proud. I's proud to be bein' a member in da PTD. I's so proud an' happy. I's gonna do a lil dance.
JLB: It's too late. I can't stop looking. It's the worst thing I've ever seen. And I can't stop watching. Save yourself, Steve. It's too late for me.
MR: I's dancin'. I's dancin' 'cause I's PTD. Woooooooo!
SSC: Cut to the match! Cut to the match!
Plague vs. TANK
The lights go black and Team Plague makes its way out under a purple spot light. Hemlock, Kuro Kazuya, Sampson, and Void all emerge from the curtain. They are escorted by Poison, Cyanide, and Nomad. Quite an ominous site with 7 men out for the Plague. All 7 enter the ring and the lights come back on. TANK music plays and out walks Tom Foolery and Hard Core. They have a mike.
FOOLERY: Please, everyone, welcome the newest members of No Limit Tank, the one and only "Don" Vito and the Quiet Man Steve Maldor!!!!
("Don" Vito walks out with Rocco, hands raised. After him follows......no one. The TANK members look around, but no Maldor is to be found.)
FOOLERY: I said, the "Quiet Man" Steve Maldor!!!!!!
(Still no one comes out but Magnus Colby?)
MC: Maldor is not here at the moment, I'm sorry to report, so you must fight with 3. I'd allow you to get Rocco or someone to fight for you, but the contract lists only you, HC, DV, and Maldor. Sorry.
(Magnus leaves and TANK looks dumbfounded.)
FOOLERY: Fine then, we'll do it alone!
Foolery starts off against Hemlock of the Plague. Foolery gets kicked and whipped into the ropes. Foolery ducks a clotheslines, but Hemlock connects with one on the way back. Hemlock pounces on Foolery quickly and tries to lock on the Poisoning, but Foolery counters with a roll up to get a 2 count. Hemlock bounces back up and unloads a fury of fists on top of Foolery. Foolery falls to the mat and Hemlock again attempts to lock on the Poisoning, this time successfully. Bouncer quickly taps out!!! What a show of authority by Hemlock! Hard Core looks a little distraught as he comes in to the ring. Hemlock tags in Sampson. Sampson runs full speed at HardCore and spikes him straight into the mat. He picks up HC, spins him around, and executes a big running piledriver on him! Sampson makes the cover and gets a 3 count! The only man left is Don Vito who tenatively enters the ring. Sampson whips him into the ropes and Void nails him with a chair trough the ropes. Vito staggers out to meet a big Sampson clothesline. Sampson tags in Kuro Kazuya who immediately begins to pound on Vito. This brings Rocco up on the apron and Kuro Kazuya punches him off. Kazuya wheels around and Don Vito catches him with a fist flush in the lips. Kazuya staggers and Vito hits a low blow on him. Kazuya keels over and Don Vito locks on Camel clutch. Kazuya taps out! Vito retreats quickly to a corner as Void comes in. Void unleashes on Vito in do time at all. He picks up Vito and tombstones him right down to the mat. Vito is out cold as Void goes up top and hits a shooting star press. Void makes the cover for a 1..2...thr--no, Vito got the shoulder up. Void whips him and catches him with a head scissors take down. Void bends Vito back into a surfboard where Vito submits.
WINNERS: Plague via survivors
JLB: Oh, thank you so very much.
MR: Well, I's ready an' willin' to go in dere fightin'. I go in an' make wit' da slobberknocerin' and whackin' em wit' da belly-welly. Put me in dere, I's kin win it fur da PTD. I's da man, if you weeeeeeeeeeelllllll. I's jes' gonna charge up my super-duper elbows an' give 'em a bit 'a da ol' flip-flop-.........
JLB: Fly?
MR: Hol' on, I's still floppin'.
JLB: I don't feel well.
SSC: Let's keep moving on,folks.
MR: Still floppin'.
MAIN EVENT STABLE WAR FINALS
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Plague vs. YB's
"Dangerous" again plays and the YB's make their way out quickly. Plague follows suit with the purple lights and it's quickly decided that Hemlock and Destroyer will start it off. The two are no strangers and quickly lock up. Hemlock pushes Destroyer into the ropes and the ref breaks them. Hemlock gets an eye gouge in and follows with 2 european uppercuts. He whips Destroyer into the corner and follows with a clothesline. Destroyer staggers out and Hemlock nails a big jawbreaker. Hemlock makes the cover but only gets a 2 count. Hemlock picks up Dest by the hair and tags in Kuro Kazuya. The big man goes to work on Dest with a flurry of punches sending Dest to the mat. KK uses his big boot to choke Dest for the 5 count and picks him up again. He lifts Dest up in a big bear hug and won't let go. Dest kicks violently but the kicking soon slows to a stop. The ref checks Destroyer's hand and it drops once, drops twice, dro--it flies back up! Destroyer regains some wind and boxes KK's ears and KK lets go. Dest falls to a heap on the mat and Kuro Kazuya picks him back up, executing a double arm DDT. Destroyer is out and Kuro makes the cover for the 1-2-3. Cline is next and hops in the ring to face the big man. He locks up with KK and knees him quickly. Cline hits the ropes and bulldogs Kuro to the mat. Cline picks up Kazuya and sets him right back down with a Facebuster! He flips over KK to make the cover, but Hemlock makes the save. The ref places Hemlock back on the outside as Cline gives Kazuya a few elbows to the head. Cline mounts a neutral turnbuckle and hits a big knee to the head of KK. He makes the cover and this time is able to get the 3 count. Void replaces Kazuya and Cline tags out to Dynamite Dave. DDS kicks the cruiser and begins a big powerbomb, but Void jumps out of it and hits a drop kick on DDS. DDS staggers back to the Plague corner where Sampson decks him on the back of the head. DDS falls face first on the mat. Void goes up top and hits a 450 splash on to the back of DDS! DDS writhes in pain and Void makes a cover but can't hold DDS down. DDS pulls himself up with the ropes and kicks Void. Void hunches over and DDS delivers a Dynamite DDT out of desperation! DDS rolls over on to Void to make the cover for the 1-2-3. Sampson quickly hops in to replace Void and grabs DDS by the hair and pulls him up. Dave is hunched over and Sampson hits the ropes and hits a swinging neckbreaker on DDS. Sampson picks DDS up again and gives him a running piledriver. Sampson makes the cover as TA mounts the top turnbuckle. Sampson gets the 1-2-3, but doesn't see TA and TA hits a double ax handle to stagger Sampson backwards. TA whips Sampson and hits him with a running lariat. TA picks up Sampson and body slams him in the center of the ring. TA mounts the top turnbuckles facing out, but Sampson recovers and pulls TA off the turnbuckle. Sampson tries a quick elbow drop but misses. TA gets up and hits a Dynamtie DDT on Sampson! He locks on the Texas Cloverleaf and Sampson quickly taps out! The lone Plague member left, Hemlock, re-enters the ring to meet TA. Hemlock wastes no time and giving a big lariat to TA. TA falls backwards and Hemlock locks on the Poisoning. TA tries to block out the pain, but can't do it and has to tap out. Cline comes in as the final two men are now in the ring. Cline and Hem lock up. Hem forces Cline into a turnbuckle and deliver a big shoulder to the gut of Cline 3 times. Cline is gasping for air as Hem keeps the barage going and whips him cross ring. He gets set and hits a big splash on Cline. Cline staggers out of the corner and Hemlock bulldogs him to the mat. He locks the Poisoning on Cline, but Cline manages to get to the ropes. Cline pulls himself up with the ropes and blocks a Hemlock punch to counter with one of his own. He does this 3 times and sends Hemlock to the mat. Cline goes up top and hits a big leg drop on the stunned Hemlock. Cline covers, 1....2......3.no! Hemlock got the shoulder just barely up. Cline whips Hemlock in but Hemlock ducks and comes back with a clothesline. Cline is sent sprawling out on the mat. Hemlock picks up Cline and executes a Venomplex!!! Hemlock makes the cover, 1-2-3, it's all over!! The Plague rushes into the ring and the YB's collect Cline and leave. Plague begins to celebrate but the PTD appear in the entryway and rush the ring. A riot breaks out and the PTD memebrs seem to have the upper hand. They force the Plague out of the ring and all 7 members of the Plague retreat to the back. The PTD then, having proved their point, walk to the back.
WINNERS: Plague via lone survivor, Hemlock
JLB: I feel sorry for the Plague, they'll be humiliated. We expecting a good stable to win.
SSC: Plague is better than the PTD ever has been or ever will be.
JLB: Speaking of has been, here comes Frazer to get schooled by Caladan. Oooh, mystery partner, I'm scared. Nothing will top Cal's surprise.
SSC: To the ring!
MAIN EVENT DREAM PARTNER MATCH
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Frazer/??? vs. Caladan/???
("Perfect Strangers" by Deep Purple hits the speakers, Caladan Moore's old music! Out came Frazer Fury, carrying with him a mic. Frazer strutted to the ring, smiling. Frazer stands in the ring, as the fans cheer him, primarily. Frazer leans against the turnbuckle, smirk on his face.)
FF:Fans, fans...I know you're ALL eagerly awaiting my partner...well, bring him on out, former IWA, SBS, and OWF champion, ERIC RIGHTEOUS!!!!
(out from the back, the swaggering Righteous emerges, wearing a, Untouchables" t-shirt, and his usual wrestling attire, the shirt sailing into the crowd. He enters the ring.)
ER:Y'know Frazer...I look out at these screaming SEWF fans..and I think to myself...we are just too...
FF & ER:Damn...
FF & ER:SOOOOOOOOUR!!!!!
(Frazer and Righteous bask in the crowd's deafening roar, and mug for the camera.)
FF:But ya know Eric...we've got Caladan Moore after us.
ER:Moore, you're gonna go down.
FF:Yeah..
(Frazer is BARELY supressing a massive laugh.)
FF:Hmmm...let's see, I promised some special guests and a special ref, right?
ER:I do believe you did, Frazer.
FF:Should we call 'em out?
ER:Why not?
(The crowd erupts, waiting on the special guests.)
FF:First of all, we have tonight's special guest referee, one Mr.....
("Rockit" begins playing loudly. The fans go insane.)
ER:"The Movin' Man...."
FF:Zaaaach...ZAAAAGAR!!!!
(The former IWA, SBS, etc., etc., etc. champion walks out, trading his wrestling tights for a pintriped referee's shirt and black jeans. The fans cheer loudly for him.)
ER:Ahhh...but Frazer, didn't you promise two MORE special guests?
FF:Of course, of course...the most star-studded match in history, going down tonight.
ER:So, who've we got coming down that aisle next?
FF:Let's see...
(Fast-paced music goes through the speakers, and out comes a familiar man.)
FF:EWWF East's own...CROSSCUT!!!
(Crosscut walks out to ovations of cheers, and takes a seat in the front row of the audience.)
ER:Well Frazer, now this is really impressive. Who else is gonna walk that aisle tonight?
FF:Well, he is the man of the nightmare, the master of the death card, New Orleans' own...
("Hells Bells" starts up)
FF:GAMBIT!!!!!
(Aces of spades spin madly in the aisleway, holographic, as the great wrestler emerges from the back to loud cheers. He is wearing a t-shirt that says, "Tempestad Kicked Dan Douglas' Ass" whatever that means. Gambit jaws with a PTD fan for a while, and finally takes a seat in the front row.)
ER:Now, we can ASSURE YOU that none of these guys will interfere for us.
FF:Well Eric, we've had enough talent walk down that aisle now...let's bring out the other kind...
ER:Nah, let's talk a while longer, we're far more interesting than The Dark Jackass.
FF:Good point, good point.
ER:As always.
FF:PTD, the forces are aligned against you. You're in your little bunker now, surrounded by napalm...
(Frazer smiles at the inside joke, as does Gambit.)
FF:The war wages on all around you, and you're running out of time, and have no way to fight back.
ER:Might as well turn that gun on yourselves, PTD, cuz it's all coming down for you tonight!!!
(Fans erupt in cheers.)
ER:These people know the best when they see them.
(Frazer does his thumb-poitning thing, as Righteous soaks in the cheers from the 2nd turnbuckle.)
FF:Prime Time Destruction is Prime Time DEAD!!!
ER:Well...enough of this bullsh*t...let's bring out the Poser World Order!
FF:COME ON DOWN!!!
(Frazer and Righteous strut around the ring, and mug for the camera some more, as PTD's music comes on. Then, Caladan appears from behind the curtain to a mixed reaction from the capacity crowd. Behind him is the lovely Christina, holding Caladan's World Title belt. Caladan takes a microphone and begins to speak.
CALADAN: Well, Frazer, now that you've made ussit through your long-winded intro, we've all seen your partner and guests for this evening, and frankly, I'm not impressed. Anyway, I guess you're all wondering who I'm going to bring out... especially you Fury. Well, I'll give you a hint, it's not a member of Prime Time Destruction. It's not a member of the Family. It's not J.P. Blood. It's someone who wants a piece of you almost as much as I do. So, without further ado, please welcome DESTROYER!!!
(The crowd gasps in shock as Destroyer appears from behind the curtain, and slaps palms with Caladan Moore. Frazer and Righteous seem to be the only ones who aren't shocked by this turn of events. Caladan and Destroyer make their way to the ring with Christina in tow, to a wave of murmuring from the crowd.
CM and Destroyer get into the ring, and all four men immediately get in each other's faces, and start shoving each other. Zach Zagar gets involved quickly, though, and separates the teams. Then, the two teams break off into huddles, discussing last minute strategy. Finally, Destroyer climbs out onto the apron, and FF follows suit. Apparently, ER will start the match off with CM. Zagar signals for the bell, and the match is officially underway. CM and ER dance around each other, looking for an edge. CM appears ready to back up, but ER suddenly steps away. ER points to Caladan, then points to FF, then points to the crowd, asking if they want to see FF face off with CM. The crowd roars in response, and ER ceremoniously makes the tag to FF. The long-awaited showdown has finally come to fruition as FF steps into the ring with CM. The two men trade insults back and forth, and then, the time for talking is over. They lock up, and FF quickly gains the edge with a headlock. CM whips him into the ropes, but on the way back, FF flattens him with a big shoulderblock. The crowd roars its approval, as FF struts around the ring while CM slowly gets to his feet. The two men lock up again, and this time, CM gains the edge. He puts FF in a headlock, and FF sends him off the ropes. CM goes for a shoulderblock, but FF dodges, and when CM comes back off the opposite ropes, FF knee-lifts him in the gut. CM goes down hard, and FF quickly falls on him with an elbow-drop. Then, FF lifts CM to his feet, and puts him back down with a big bodyslam. FF then tags in ER, and holds CM up. ER goes up top, and hits the helpless CM with a big double-axhandle. CM goes down hard, and ER presses the advantage. ER stomps on CM several times, before delivering a big standing legdrop. ER goes for a cover, but CM kicks out before Zagar can slap the mat even once. Undeterred, ER continues his attack on CM with a series of bodyslams that leave CM writhing in pain. Then, ER lifts CM to his feet, and sends him off the ropes. ER goes for a clothesline, but CM ducks under it, and returns with a clothesline of his own. ER falls, and CM manages to tag in Destroyer in order to take a much needed breather. Destroyer comes in, and proceeds to pound on ER. Destroyer is not using any technical manuevers, just some old-fashioned punches and kicks and chops. ER is swaying under the onslaught of blows before Destroyer scoop-slams him to the mat. Then, Destroyer goes up to the second turnbuckle and delivers a flying elbow-drop, and covers ER. Zagar counts, one.., tw- kick-out. As Destroyer stands up, ER rolls him up, and Zagar counts, one.., two.., kick-out. This time, Destroyer elbows ER in the head before getting up. Destroyer then lifts ER to his feet, and delivers a piledriver!! ER is in pain, as he grabs his neck on the mat!! Destroyer makes the cover as Zagar counts, one.., two.., th-kick-out. But ER appears to be in bad shape, as Destroyer pulls him to his feet. Destroyer puts ER in a full-nelson, and tags CM in. With ER unable to defend himself, CM chops him across the neck, and ER goes down hard. Then, CM and Destroyer repeat the process, this time with CM holding ER, and Destroyer chopping him. CM and Destroyer proceed to exhibit some great teamwork, as they start making quick tags while they perform a series of intricate tag team manuevers, capped off by a high double backdrop that sends ER crashing to the mat. With Destroyer now the legal man, FF is pleading for ER to get up and to come make the tag, but ER is in bad shape. Destroyer lifts ER onto his shoulder, and then delivers a running powerslam into a pin. Zagar counts, one.., two.., thr-shoulder up. Destroyer then lifts ER up, pauses, and slaps on the TAZMISSION!!!! ER is screaming in agony, but he collapses into the ropes, and Zagar makes Destroyer break the hold. FF starts clapping his hands, trying to fire ER up, but ER is running out of steam. Destroyer tags Caladan, and then Destroyer kneels on one knee, and lays ER across his other knee. Caladan climbs up top, and delivers a flying elbow-drop onto ER whose body bends backwards!! That's a version of Demolition's old finisher! CM covers ER, and Zagar counts, one.., two.., thr- foot on the ropes. ER didn't even have the strength to kick out of that pin, as Destroyer and CM continue their attack. Frazer is in the corner pleading for a tag, and ER appears ot be on his last legs. CM tags Destroyer, and then CM ducks down and lifts the woozy ER up onto his shoulders. Destroyer climbs up to the top rope, and then leaps off and clotheslines ER off of CM's shoulders, sending him crashing to the mat in a version of Legion of Doom's finisher. Destroyer, though, doesn't pin the semi-conscious ER. Instead, Destroyer takes the opportunity to say some things to FF, who turns bright red, and begins clapping for ER to get up again. ER makes a valiant effort, but collapses back down again. Destroyer laughs, and slowly walks over to ER. But ER reaches up, grabs Destroyer's trunks, and pulls backward. Destroyer is sent stumbling to the corner, where he hits his head on the turnbuckle, and falls to the mat. The crowd, which had been silent, suddenly comes to life, and begins yelling for ER to make the tag. ER slowly begins to crawl toward FF's outstretched arm as Destroyer shakes the cobwebs out of his head. Destroyer, seeing what is happening, crawls quickly to CM, and makes the tag, as ER creeps closer to FF. CM sprints toward ER in the hopes of preventing him from making the tag, but ER lunges with every last ounce of energy and tags FF!!! FF slowly climbs through the ropes, as the crowd is on its feet, and he stares cooly at CM, who begins to back away with his hands up in gesture of peace. FF then smirks, laughs, and kicks CM in the stomach. CM doubles over, but FF straightens him back up with a series of rapid-fire uppercuts. The noise from the crowd is deafening as FF decks CM with one final uppercut. Then, FF lifts Caladan to his feet, backs him into a neutral corner, and whips him into the opposite turnbuckle. Meanwhile, in all the excitement in the ring, Zagar does not notice Destroyer, while on the apron in hisand CM's corner, slip a pair of brass knuckles out from under his trunks, and put them on. Meanwhile, in the ring, FF follows CM into the corner with a big avalanche that staggers CM, and as CM wobbles into the center of the ring, FF decks him with a huge clothesline! FF basks in the cacophany of cheers form the crowd for a moment, before lifting CM to his feet. Then, FF backs CM into his and ER's corner, and whips him into the opposite corner. This appears to be a huge mistake, for CM is heading right for Destroyer, and will be able to make the tag. But when CM gets there, instead of reaching out his hand for the tag, Destroyer hits Caladan full in the face with the brass knuckles!!! Destroyer has turned on Caladan, and he quickly throws the knuckles onto the floor below, so Zagar does not see the illegal foreign object. CM staggers back towards FF in a half-conscious state, with his head spinning and lights going on and off inside of his head. FF then winds up, and hits the dazed CM with a picture-perfect FURY KICK!!!!! CM goes down like he was shot, and FF makes the cover, and Zagar counts, one.., two.., three!!! FF wins, FF and ER win, FF will get a title shot!!!! All of a sudden, the rest of PTD comes running down the aisle. They head straight for Destroyer, and they begin to scream at him. Then, they all fall on him with heavy blows!! But then, Texas Assassin, Dynamite Dave, and "Prodigy" Jason Cline come sprinting down the aisle. They quickly fall upon the PTD, and pull them off of Destroyer. Then, the two goups begin brawling down the aisle, and continue brawling all the way to the dressing room! Caladan is left laying in the ring, being tended to by a worried Christina, while Gambit and Crosscut tend to ER. At the same time, FF is in the corner with a smirk on his face, resting himself for what will follow.
WINNER: Frazer Fury and Eric Righteous via a Fury Kick on Caladan Moore.
(Then, special referee Zach Zagar grabs a microphone)
Zagar- Your winners are Frazer Fury and Eric Righteous.
(The crowd erupts in cheers once again, as most of the fans seem to have forgotten how much of a jerk Frazer Fury normally is)
Zagar- Now, due to the special stipulations involved in the match that just took place... Frazer Fury will now wrestle Caladan Moore for the SEWF World Heavyweight Title!!!!!! The bell will ring to start that match in excatly two minutes. Now, will everyone leave the ring except for Mr. Fury and Mr. Moore. Two minutes, gentlemen, and the timer starts... now.
(A big digital display of the time remaining appears on the big videoscreen, as Gambit and Crosscut help Eric Righteous back to the dressing room. Meanwhile, FF has pulled himself to his feet, and appears to be ready to wrestle. Christina gets out of the ring, and CM slowly gets to his feet, and he shakes his head in an attempt to clear it. The timer shows that there is one minute left, and Caladan appears to be regaining his senses, as he paces around his corner. Meanwhile, FF is standing still, and is staring at the title belt which is resting on the official timer's table. Then, the timer shows zero.)
The bell rings to start the match, and FF charges right at CM. FF drops him with a dropkick, and when CM gets up, hits him with another dropkick. It's apparent that CM is still woozy by the way he stumbles to his feet. FF sends him into the ropes, and then meets him with a big elbow. CM goes down hard, and FF covers him, hoping for the quick win. Zagar counts, one.., two.., kick-out. FF lifts Caladan to his feet, and then delivers a big back-breaker, and then another one. FF then drops CM like a sack of potatoes, and covers him, and Zagar counts, one.., two.., thr-kick-out. FF then lifts CM to his feet, and sends him into the ropes. FF then ducks to give CM a big back-drop, but CM pulls up short, and then grabs FF and DDT's him to the mat. FF's head hits hard, and CM covers him as Zagar counts, one.., two.., kick-out. CM then slowly gets to his feet, resting himself, and drops FF with a bodyslam. CM then runs off the ropes, and on the way back, hits a big splash on the prone FF. CM covers FF, and Zagar counts, one.., two.., thr- kick-out. CM gets up, taking his time as he tries to regain some energy, and puts FF up on the turnbuckle. CM then climbs up himself, and hits a big superplex! That move took a lot out of CM, and both men lie on the mat in a lot of pain. Zagar starts the ten-count, and CM begins to show some signs of life. When Zagar reaches five, CM crawls over to FF and drapes an arm over him. Zagar counts, one.., two.., thre- shoulder up! Somehow, FF got a shoulder up! Caladan slowly pulls himself to his feet, and the pulls FF up too. CM winds up, and hits a roundhouse right hand punch that staggers FF. CM then tries another one, and connects, sending FF almost to his knees. CM tries one more, but FF ducks under it, and the momentum of the punch causes CM to spin completely around. When CM' s back is to Frazer, he lifts CM up and gives him a big atomic drop! This sends CM reeling towards the ropes, and FF charges at him and clotheslines him over the top and out of the ring onto the arena floor below! CM hits hard, and he appears to be unable to make it back into the ring. But FF realizes that the title does not change hands on a count-out, and he breaks Zagar's ten count. Then, FF climbs out of the ring, and lifts CM to his feet. Then, FF rams CM's head into the ringpost, and while CM is seeing stars, FF scoops him up and bodyslams him to the hard floor. CM's eyes close in pain, and when they open, he finds himself staring at the brass knuckles that Destroyer used on him before. The sight seems to energize him, and when FF tries to lift him up off the ground, CM jumps to his feet, and chops FF across the chest! FF is stunned, both by the force of the chop, and by CM's sudden recovery, and he quickly slides into the ring. Caladan, with his newfound energy, leaps onto the apron, and climbs up top. FF looks around, trying to locate CM, when CM suddenly leaps from the top rope for a flying bodypress. At the last second, FF dodges out of the way, and CM hits the ground hard! FF then lifts CM to his feet, and CM appears to have lost some of the energy which he gained through his anger at Destroyer. FF gives CM a series of punches, the last one spinning him around 180 degrees. FF then lifts Caladan up in preparation for the FRAZERDRIVER!! But Caladan slips out of FF's grasp, and when FF turns around, CM drops him with a PERFECT MOVE!!!!! FF is out, and Caladan covers him as Zagar counts, one.., two.., three!!!!! It's over, CM retains his belt, CM wins!! Christina comes into the ring, as Caladan is unable even to get to his feet to celebrate. Christina raises his hand in victory, as the stunned crowd is still in shock over CM's comeback. Caladan slowly regains his energy, and Christina helps him back to the dressing room with his belt. Meanwhile, Zach Zagar tries to console FF who is extremely upset in the ring. Eventually, Frazer just takes off, and sprints back to the dressing room, shunning the cheers form the crowd for his effort.
WINNER AND STILL CHAMP: Caladan Moore via a Perfect Move
SSC: Well, that's it folks. Another big PPV for the SEWF. For James L. Braddock, Matt Hammer, and the newest PTD member, Musty Rhodes.
JLB: He isn't PTD, damnit!
SSC: This is Stylin' Steve Chen. Good night.
MR: Is we goin' to Club PTD now?
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