OFFICIAL ASHES TO ANARCHY RESULTS
LIVE FROM THE SHAWPLEX ON 11/9!!!!!
(Camera opens on the SEWF logo. It spins and morphs into the Ashes to Anarchy logo. This spins faster and faster until it goes out of control and explodes to reveal Stylin' Steve Chen!)
SSC: This is the big one folks and this is Stylin' Steve Chen live from the Shawplex bringing you all the action of the 1st SEWF PPV on the new era. Back a few months ago in the first SEWF, we had Shawcade. From the ashes of the old SEWF arose the new one, hence the PPV title. Anyway, we have Caladan ask for a little time to voice some concerns and I guess the man upstairs didn't think anything of it. What a great way to start off...... Que that nWo porn.
(The nWo music starts playing and Caladan Moore makes his way down to ringside along with Christina, all smiles, playing to the nWo fans in attendance. One guy nailed Caladan with a full Coke. Caladan just said, "Sorry, I'm not thirsty right now!". He grabs a sign from a fan that reads "CALADAN: THE TRUE ICON!" He makes his way to the ring and takes the mic.)
CALADAN: Well this is just TOOOO SWEEET!!! Here we are, on pay per view, and trust me, it's gonna be a great night to be nWo! But before we get to work, there's an issue I really wanted to deal with. Don't worry Destroyer, this one isn't directed at you, so calm down. No, it's not Destroyer, but I do need to talk to the VP....send Colby down here!"
(Colby comes from the back and starts down the runway as Caladan waits, leaning on the ropes. Once Colby enters the ring, Caladan steps away from the ropes and starts talking)
CALADAN: Welcome Mr. Colby. How you doin' tonight?
COLBY: Fine Caladan. What's up now?
CALADAN: Well something occured to me on my way over here tonight and I just had to talk to someone in charge, and I didn't figure Mr. Shaw would want to talk to me, what with his big match with Chapel tonight. You know, I don't think he trusts me.
COLBY: I can't imagine why...
CALADAN: Funny. Anyways, I needed to talk to someone in charge, and you're all I've got. Now, am I mistaken, or did our beloved President Dave Shaw not say that anyone who joined the nWo would have their SEWF contract terminated?
COLBY: Yes, I suppose he did...
CALADAN: In fact, that's exactly what he did to Chapel, wasn't it?
COLBY: That's true.
CALADAN: So that stands for me, or Thunder Rider, or Road kill, or any member of the nWo, right?
COLBY: You catch on fast.
CALADAN: Which ever side you chose, you're 4 LIFE?
COLBY: Precisely. Is there a point to all this?
CALADAN: So what you're telling me is that Frazer Fury no longer has a valid SEWF contract?
COLBY: I suppose not....I hadn't considered it.
CALADAN: No it seems you guys don't. I'm the one who has to come up with all this stuff. Basically, Fury is neither nWo nor SEWF at this time.
COLBY: No, not at this time.
CALADAN: So in other words, unless he buys a ticket, he cannot be on SEWF property until he gets his contract sorted out, right?
COLBY: You have a point....
CALADAN: So you're going to go in the back right now and inform security that Frazer Fury is not to be allowed in the building, am I right?
COLBY: I don't see as I have any choice.
CALADAN: And tell me, Mr. Colby, did we sell out tonight?
COLBY: Yes we did as a matter of fact.
CALADAN: So if Frazer Fury enters this building tonight, he'll have to get past security, and he'll be arrestted, correct?
COLBY: I suppose so....
CALADAN: Thank you Mr. Colby. And let me just say, this is just TOOOO SWEEEET!!!!!
(The nWo music starts playing as Caladan poses for the crowd and Colby leaves the ring to make arrangements with security. Caladan finally departs and the pay per view kicks off).
SSC: Enough of that sh*t. Anyway, let's kick things off with the latest addition to the PPV card. Spyder and Ice Wolf, here we go!
SINGLES ACTION
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Spyder vs. Ice Wolf
Ice wolf is on his way down to the ring, walking slowly, oh, hey, he just spit at a fan. How much more disgusting can you get than that. And he's in the ring, everyone here is booing like nuts. And here comes Spyder's music. He is really ready for this match, I talked to him in the back and he said that he wanted to give the best show of his life. But you have to wonder if that injury is gonna slow him down. And where is he, his music's playing, but I don't see him, wait, it looks like the lights have gone out. Since when does Spyder have a blackout? And BAM the lights come back on and Spyder is in the ring, standing behind Ice Wolf with a chair. And wham, Spyder hits him in the back, and the wolf goes down. Well, it's his own fault, he wanted a no D.Q's match. And Spyder grabs him by the head, and throws him over the top rope into the Spanish announcer's table. Spyder steps outside and throw's him back into the ring. He whips wolf across the ring and flying shoulderblocks him. Spyder stands up and gives wolf an atomic drop. And wolf is trying to get away, rakes Spyder's eyes. Spyder looks like he's in pain from that one, and Wolf comes over and hits him in the back with his fist. Spyder goes down to mone knee. Ice Wolf runs to the ropes and clotheslines him. And gives him an elbow drop. Wolf picks up Spyder and throws him into the ropes. He leans down for a backdrop, but Spyder drops to his knees and skids and wham, catches wolf with a big right to the jaw, ala goldust. Spyder stands up, picks up Wolf for a sidewalk slam, and drops it. Now he gives Wolf a backbreaker. As Ice Wolf is lying on the mat, Spyder turns him over and drops a knee to his back. Now he punches him in the back,1-2-3-4-5-6 times. He really is going to work on Ice Wolf's back. Spyder picks wolf up and gives him an Irish Whip into the turnbuckle, ow, and wolf hit it hard, and Spyder clotheslines him down. Wolf is hurting, he keeps grabbing at his back. Spyder picks Wolf up and puts him in the bear hug. That really has to hurt, and Ice Wolf pokes a finger in Spyder's eye, and Spyder drops him. Spyder is wandering to the ropes, he tries to wipe the swaet from that hurt eye. Ice Wolf is back up though, and he knocks Spyder off onto the floor mat. Ice Wolf is smiling now. He goes to the outside, grabs Spyder and whips him into the ringpost. Spyder is on the floormat. and Ice Wolf goes over to the broken announcer's table and picks up a piece of the broken table. He carries it over to where Spyder was lying, but Spyder is not there. Bam, Spyder just came up from behind him and knocked him over the head with the ring bell. And Ice Wolf is out. Spyder drags him into the ring. He picks Spyder up, and it looks like the Spyder's Byte is coming up, what the? A fan has jumped out of the crowd and hits Spyder with a chair. Now he has Spyder down and i hitting him. But here comes Bishop out of the back, and he tackles the fan, hey, It's Styme! What the hell, and Bishop is trying to catch Styme as he runs out of the ring, but it's a losing battle, Styme is way long gone. Is Ice Wolf a member of the nWo? I don't think so. Or does Styme just think that Spyder is to much of a threat for the battle Royal? Anyway, Spyder is slowlt getting back up, and So is Ice Wolf, but Spyder stands first, and walks over to Ice Wolf kicking him in the face, and knocking him back out, and again we see the setup for the Spyder Byte, and Spyder NAILS it! Man that has to be one of the most hurt filled moves I have ever seen. A face first Jacknife. Wow. And Spyder covers Ice Wolf for the 1-2-3. Spyder is standing up and calling for the mic. Spyder: STYME!!! I dare you to come back down here. I promise I will find you!!! You cannot hide from the SSSSSPYDER BYTE!!!!. And with that he leaves.
WINNER: Spyder via Spyder Bite
SSC: Not a bad match really. Ice Wolf has some promise but Spyder just proved to be a little too much on this particular night. What's up with Styme at ringside? Anyway, let's go to 2 of the REAL toughmen of wrestling. These guys could take Bill Goldberg or Mongo anyday.
TOUGHNESS MATCH
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Kuro Kazuya vs. Poison
Kuro Kazuya is introduced first, and the lights dim and eerie music starts playing as the huge man makes his way to the ring. Then, Poison is introduced, and all of a sudden, all the lights go out. The crowd is silent, and not a sound can be heard. Then, the lights come back on to reveal Poison, in the ring with Kazuya. The bell rings, and the two big men stare each other down. Kazuya suddenly delivers a crushing kick to the chest. Poison is knocked backwards, but the kick did not appear to faze him at all. Poison then delivers a roundhouse right-handed punch to Kazuya's jaw. Kazuya staggers back, but shakes it off with very little effect. The two men stare at each other again, and the Poison rakes Kazuya's eyes. Kazuya, temporarily blinded is the recipient of a knee to the midsection. Kazuya double sover, and Poison elbows him in the back of the head, driving him to a knee. Poison then knees him in the face, knocking him over. Poison starts to stomp on Kazuya, and won't dtop until the ref gets involved. Poison then picks Kazuya up, and somehow manages to bodyslam the big man. Poison then drops a big elbow on Kazuya's chest and goes for the cover. 1.., 2.., kick-out. Poison then picks up Kazuya, and goes for a right-hand punch, but Kazuya blocks it, and launches an offensive of his own. He batters Poison with a series of kicks and punches and Poison appears dazed under the barrage of blows. Kazuya knees Poison in the stomach, and Poison bends over, but quickly brings his head up into Kazuya's chin. Kazuya staggers back, and Poison hits him with a big punch that knocks Kazuya for a loop. Poison takes advantage of Kazuya's woozy condition by getting behind him. Poison then wraps his arms around Kazuya's stomach, and Venomplexes him to the mat, and holds onfor the pin, 1.., 2.., 3. It's over, Poison wins. Poison stares down at Kazuya for a moment, before slipping out of the ring. But Kazuya gets up, and grabs a chair from ringside, and chases after Poison. Poison doesn't see him coming, and Kazuya slams the chair into Poison's head. Somehow, the blow didn't knock Poison down, only staggered him. The next blow failed to knock Poison down as well, but Poison is obviously in pain. The third blow finally brought Poison to his knees. Kazuya then lays the chair on the floor, picks up Poison, and powerbombs him ontot he chair! Poison isn't moving, and Kazuya leaves without a word. Paramedics and a stretcher are sent out to help Poison, but when they arrive, he somehow manages to sit up on his own, and he walks, a litlle unsteady, but under his own power, to an ovation from the crowd.
WINNER: Poison via Venomplex
SSC: As they say, Poison won the battle but lost the war. A possible fued here? Could be and I wouldn't mind seeing that. Here comes one of those marquee matches. It's our own Prez. Shaw in action against that pest Chapel. GO PREZ!
MATTERS IN OWN HANDS MATCH
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Prez. Shaw vs. Chapel
Prez. Shaw came out to the Nature Boy's theme music and a standing ovation from the great crowd on hand. Chapel strutted out to that nWo porn music to a big arse round of boos. Prez. Shaw looked ready to go and the two men locked up to begin the match. PS took the early advantage, forcing Chapel to the mat. The fans cheered as PS nailed Chapel with a big foot to the face. PS signaled for Chapel to step back a minute and he grabbed a mic. "Oh yeah, this is a no DQ." A smile from PS and another quick shot to the face. Chapel was po'd and went outside to get a chair. Chapel brought it back in and swung wildly at PS. PS ducked it and leg sweeped Chapel, causing the chair to fly from his hands. PS quickly retrieved the chair and nailed Chapel over the head with it. He picked him up, laid the chair down, threw Chapel into the ropes, and gave him a big drop toe hold on to the chair. Chapel was in pain, but PS wasn't finished yet. He positioned the chair again and this time kicked Chapel in the gut and came off with a giant DDT right on the chair!! Chapel writhed in pain but quickly grabbed the chair and flew it at PS. PS ducked, but it managed to catch the top of his head. PS was broken open and fell backwards. Chapel smelled blood and grabbed the chair again. He fixed PS's ankle so that it was inside the fold of the chair. He then went up top and came off for a big santan back splash on the chair to crush PS's ankle. However, PS managed to get his foot out in time and Chapel hit nothing but the hard steel of the chair. PS hopped up DDT'd Chapel again on to the chair. Chapel started to bleed from his forehead as PS picked him up again. This time, it was a big powerbomb right on to the chair. PS fixed the chair just right in the ring and set Chapel up on the top turnbuckly. PS went up to meet him and after a little delicate movement, he vaulted off with a giant top rope DDT, right on to the chair! Chapel was definitely out as PS put one foot on Chapel for the 1-2-3. PS yelled into the camera, "Like I'd job myself, how stupid was he? That's what happens when you f*ck with authority." PS left to another standing ovation.
WINNER: Prez. Shaw via top rope DDT on to the chair
SSC: That's how things get done! Let me be the first to give a little praise to the president. Way to take it to 'em! Now, another big SEWF vs. nWo matchup. It's Destroyer vs. Thunder Rider. This will be wild folks.
PURE HATRED MATCH
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Destroyer w/Dynamite Dave vs. Thunder Rider w/Christina
Dynamite Dave congratulated his father on his way out with Destroyer. Styme comes out to the nWo music and takes the mic.
STYME: It is my pleasure to introduce the man who is gonna kick this crybaby's butt - THUNDER RIDER!!
"War Machine" by KISS starts playing, which is Taz's music and a small figure emerges from the back with a black towel draped over his head, wearing tights identical to Taz. He walks slowly down to the ring, climbs up on the apron, wipes off his feet and pulls off the towel, reveling the masked face of Thunder Rider as he holds his hands in the air. The tights say "Tap Out" on the front. Thunder Rider and Styme both face off with Destroyer, ignoring the ref's pleas. Seeing his pal outnumbered, Texas Assasin comes running from the back, carrying a chair and slides into the ring beside Destroyer, making it two on two. The ref starts arguing with Styme to try to make him leave, so he doesn't see Texas Assasin suddenly blast the unsuspecting Destroyer over the head with the steel chair!!! Texas Assasin slides out of the ring and leaves through the crowd as Thunder Rider picks up Destroyer, DDTs him and locks on a version of the tazmission. With Destroyer bloody and being choked out, Styme finally leaves the ring, allowing the ref to focus on the match). Destroyer is fully bloody and doesn't even know what hit him. However, he did have enough sense to get to the ropes. The ref, now focused, made TR break the hold. Destroyer looked a little woozy from the loss of blood, but managed to get to his feet. TR went up for a drop kick, and he connected, sending Destroyer to the outside. Dynamite Dave quickly covered his fallen wrestler. TR ignored DD's pleas to step back and did a springboard cross body block. However, DD was prepared and drove his shoulder into the falling TR while pushing Destroyer out of the way. TR hit hard on the concrete and went out. This gave Destroyer some time to recover. Destroyer got up and rolled TR in. TR attempted to roll away, but that was a mistake. He rolled to the center of the ring instead of towards the ropes. This left him wide open to have the tazmission clamped on. In the middle of the ring, with no hope of getting to the ropes, TR had no choice but to tap out. DD quickly gathered up his wrestler and they made a hasty exit to the back.
WINNER: Destroyer w/Dynamite Dave via tazmission
SSC: That Destroyer is one tough arse customer. I mean he gets nailed with a chair from someone claiming to be Texas Assassin. I say claiming to be because Texas Assassin is not the guy to do something like that. Plus, he looked a little different. I don't know what it was, but he was different. We'll have to get some confirmation one way or the other. Speaking of Texas Assassin, we brought you part 1 of his candid interview with Matt Hammer yesterday on the house show. Part 2 talks more about his match tonight with Caladan and some other topics. Here is part 2 of his interview.....
***camera opens to Matt Hammer standing in the SEWF control center once again...***
Matt Hammer: Hello everyone. This is Matt Hammer coming to you once again from the SEWF control center. I'm sure by now you've all seen part one of this exclusive interview which I had the opportunity to conduct at the home of the Texas Assassin. In that interview, we learned how he got into the sport of wrestling and where he's been during his career. Tonight, we bring you part two of this interview as we find out a little bit about the man outside the ring and away from the arena. We hope you enjoy it.......
(camera cuts from the SEWF control center to that of the Texas Assassin, unmasked, and his wife LeAnn, who coincidentally looks almost exactly like LeAnn Rimes except older. Blonde hair, blue eyes. Just the whole look. sitting outside under a tree at a sort of wooden picnic table. The two sit on one side as Matt Hammer sits on the other. Camera view is at an angle so that all three people can be seen. The sun is shining big and bright outside but not on the three thanks to the shade provided by the tree they sit under. We see a huge open field in the background with a couple of horses grazing in the distance as Matt begins the interview......)
Matt Hammer: Hello once again fans. We are now outside the home of the Texas Assassin as we continue this two part interview of his life. We are now joined by his lovely wife LeAnn. Welcome Mrs. Allen....
LeAnn Allen: (speaking with a smile)Thank you...
Matt Hammer: Today we get a little personal as we find out about Shawn Allen, more than the Texas Assassin. About your home life. The man away from the arena. The man outside the ring...... But my first question goes to you Mrs. Allen. How do you handle all that comes with the business and the sport of wrestling? We know that you are not a very big fan of the sport......
LeAnn Allen: I just kinda' take it as it comes. I don't really care for the sport, but I know that Shawn loves what he does, and he knows that I'll support him in whatever he wants to do. We've been pretty fortunate so far that he hasn't had any major injuries.....
Matt Hammer: Well, how did you feel a couple of months ago when you found out that he was gonna be in a weapons filled cage match? That certainly had to of been a pretty hard pill to swallow for you.....
LeAnn Allen: Yeah it was a pretty hard thing to even think about. And to tell you the truth, I really didn't want him to show up for the match. I asked him not to be there Saturday night. Not to go to the arena. That was the first time I'd ever asked him to do that. I really didn't want him to be involved in such a match....
Matt Hammer: But he eventually did. How did that turn about?
Texas Assassin: I made her a promise. I told her that if I receive any injuries in that match that would be too painful for her to look at when I got home, then I would quit the sport. Never again would I wrestle.....
(camera cuts to a clip from after that cage match of the Texas Assassin and Jack Hammer leaving the ring area. TA only has a few cuts and scratches on his chest from the barbed wire. Then we see his opponent, laying on the mat, soaked in his own blood. Camera cuts back to the interview......)
Matt Hammer: Well that was quite an impressive match for you Mr. Allen. I don't know about the other guy who was in that cage with you. He received a lot worse injuries than you did. You walked away with a few cuts and scratches. You walked away that night with no stitches needed which is almost unheard of for such a match as that...... So I guess it's safe to say that you could handle the injuries which he came home with after that match Mrs. Allen. He's still wrestling....
LeAnn Allen: Yeah, but I still wouldn't want him to go through with that kind of a match again......
Matt Hammer: Well lets talk about the brighter side of his wrestling career. Sunday night, he has a shot at becoming the SEWF heavyweight champion. I'm sure that sits a lot better with you Mrs. Allen.....
LeAnn Allen: A lot better. You know, like I said, I support him in whatever he does, and to see him be successful at what he loves to do is just great. And I'm happy for him.....
Matt Hammer: Well how was it for you Mr. Allen....... during your early years as a wrestler. During your days in Japan and England? When success was not coming quite as easily for you......
Texas Assassin: Well it's always hard when you're not being successful at what you're doing. And being so far from home just added a little more pressure I think. Just the fact that I was away from LeAnn and my family and friends was pretty tough in it's self. And being over sea's just made it that much more harder......
Matt Hammer: So.... we know that didn't workout to well for you. And neither did your short stay in England. So you came back home....... and after a couple of months, you gave Stew Hart a call just to say hello, and ended up at his home again.....
Texas Assassin: Yeah, he just kinda' told me that he thought I should come back and train some more. I guess he saw something in me that no one else did...
Matt Hammer: And then from there you ended up in the TFWA in Tennessee and had huge success winning the tag titles with Jack twice, and then becoming the U.S. champion and Intercontinental Champion... Now during all this time from when you came back from England to last year, what was your home life like?
Texas Assassin: Well when I came back, in those couple of months of not being involved in wrestling, me and LeAnn got married. Then me and Jack began training together. And I just kinda' got back to seeing everyone that I missed so much. Then our son Ray was born. And you know..... just to go from being unhappy and unsuccessful, to being overwhelmed with success... and getting married to the love of my life, and having a son was just great. I personally think that all this happiness that I was feeling and all this joy in my life played a pretty big part in me being successful in my wrestling career......
Matt Hammer: Lets talk a bit about your son Ray. He's now about a year and a half...?
LeAnn Allen: Yes... 18 months..
Matt Hammer: And he already wants to be like daddy.....
LeAnn Allen: Yeah, I tell ya'... He's got a little mask of his own that looks like his daddy's and he likes to wrestle with Shawn all the time....
Matt Hammer: Perhaps a future in professional wrestling dad?
Texas Assassin: We'll just have to wait and see. If that's what he wants to do when he gets older, then great. If not, then that's great too....
Matt Hammer: So I take it he's not a momma's boy....
Texas Assassin: No, he's a momma's boy when daddy's away at work....
LeAnn Allen: He just gets excited when daddy's home... I guess he feels he has to be a tough guy around daddy..
Matt Hammer: By the way.... where is Ray?
LeAnn Allen: He's in the house with grandma....
Matt Hammer: Ah, the perfect baby sitters... grandmas.... Well let's now talk about your match with Caladan Moore at ASHES TO ANARCHY. You two are very opposites in personalities with him being I guess you would say, the more outspoken and you being the more conservative. Physically, well, you both are the same height. He has though, about a 25 pound weight advantage over you. But I don't think it will make a difference. What do you think will be the biggest factors for him in this match? And then for you.
Texas Assassin: For him..... I would say his PERFECT MOVE. Plain and simple. It's a move with very little counters if any. And one mistake, and your outta the ball game. It's a move that doesn't need any kinda' set up. Just like that...... and your out. But at the same time, he needs to be thinking about this counter that I have for him..... one mistake with his PERFECT MOVE.... and it's not so perfect after all......
Matt Hammer: And for you....?
Texas Assassin: As for me... I would without a doubt have to say "Dynamite" Dave. Alot of people seem to overlook the fact that this guy is the best in this league and maybe in this business. He has an extensive knowledge of the sport, and he knows alot of things about alot of guys in this league as far as tendencies and weaknesses. He's been a huge part in helping me train mentally for this match as well as physically. So if there was any kinda' advantage goin' for me in this match, it would have to be having Dave in my corner....
Matt Hammer: Well time is winding down so here it is...... here's the big question.......... do you have what it takes to beat Caladan Moore Sunday night, and bring home the SEWF heavyweight championship....?
Texas Assassin: (speaking with a smile on his face)I knew you had that question waiting for me Matt. Well, I've been asked that same question once before, when I was training for my match with Dave...... and I'll give you the same answer..... and that is I do feel that I have a chance. Fact is that he is a great wrestler. He's got one of the most dangerous finishers in all the sport and to deny him of his abilities and what he's capable of doing in the ring would be like signing your own death warrant. Sure, I may not like him as a person, or the people that he associates himself with, but he is a great athlete and a great wrestler. And to beat him, you have to respect him... But, at the same time, he must respect me and what I can do in the ring. If he doesn't, then he'll be in for a long night..........
(camera cuts back to Matt Hammer in the SEWF control center....)
Matt Hammer: Well folks, there it was. I'd like to thank the Texas Assassin and his family once again for welcoming us into his home and for sharing with us all that he and his wife did. And, of course, thank you guys for watching. this is Matt Hammer signing off from the SEWF control center.......
***camera fades to black***
SSC: That's some interesting stuff, let me at least say that. Up next, it's Kez trying to secure a place in the nWo against one mad Hemlock. Don't forget that Poison is out there. Let's go to the ring.
GRUDGE MATCH
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Kez vs. Hemlock w/Poison
Kez came out to his old music. Hemlock walked with a determined look down the aisle with his friend Poison. Spyder, Bishop, Jack Hammer, TA, and the New Horsemen came out to watch and show their support. He got in the ring and the 2 didn't even wait for the bell. Kez rushed Hemlock and bullied him down to the mat. Hemlock rolled over to be on top and started to pummel Kez with repeated fists to the face. Kez finally managed to fight Hemlock back enough to get away. He rolled outside to take a little breather. Hemlock hopped out to follow him. He got Kez trapped between him and Poison, so Kez rolled back in. Hemlock rolled in but Kez was there to meet him with a double fist to the back. Kez then went on the offense. He threw Hemlock into the ropes and caught him with a big clothesline. He repeated the process but instead of a clothesline, he gave Hemlock a giant back body drop. Hemlock hit hard and Kez followed in with the Kezmission, but Hemlock was way too close to the ropes and Kez had to break the hold. Kez again picked up Hemlock and set him up for a powerbomb. However, Hemlock summoned some strength and suplexed Kez back over his body. Hemlock made a cover and got a 2 count. Hemlock picked up Kez and threw him into the ropes. He then drop kicked Kez square in the jaw, sending him reeling. Hemlock followed in with a couple elbow drops. Hemlock then set Kez up on the top turnbuckle, but Kez tried to fight back. Hemlock was thrown away. Kez then stood and came off with a cross body block to make the cover, but he could only keep Hemlock down for the 2. Kez picked up Hemlock and gave him a big vertical suplex. Styme came out to watch the action. Kez made another cover, but only got a 1 count this time. Kez got a little frustrated and kicked the ropes. He hit the ropes and came off with a big leg drop to hit nothing but mat. Hemlock had moved and drop kicked the sitting Kez. With Kez stretched outwards, Hemlock saw the opportunity and he applied the Poisoning! Kez tried in vain to get to the ropes, but Hemlock just sinched it tighter. Kez finally couldn't stand the pain any longer and tapped out. Styme left, shaking his head.
WINNER: Hemlock w/Poison via Poisoning
SSC: It looks like Kez won't be signing any nWo autographs in the near future. Oh no, what a shame. Next up is the match on the tongues of millions of fans. It's the big nWo/New Horsemen showdown. Who will show up for the New Horsemen? Let's go to the ring to find out!
STABLE WAR
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New Horsemen (members a secret) w/Dynamite Dave vs. nWo (Caladan/Styme/Chapel/Road Kill)
The nWo made its way down to that good 'ol music we know so well. They did a little strutting and then the New Horsemen music began to play. Dynamite Dave walked out and carried with him a mic. "First out will be those fabulous, exciting, and acrobatic Shining brothers, Shining Scorpion and Shining Stinger!!!!!!" The Shinings walked out, accompanied by Mr. B.I.G.G.S. "Mr. Biggs is managing them tonight. Next out, fresh off his win over that pathetic "man" called Thunder Rider, it's the bread and butter, Destroyer!!!" Destroyer walked out to a roar of cheers. "Biggs and I aren't wrestling, so where, you ask, is the 4th man? Well, it's the nWo's worst nightmare baby. We signed him to a one night contract just moments ago, it's the one, the only, FRAZER FURY!!!!!!!" Frazer Fury bolted out of the locker room, high fiving the New Horsemen on his way to the ring. "Let the games begin!"
James L. Braddock comes down to ringside once both teams are there and takes the mic:
JLB: Horsemen - Power and Glory couldn't get the job done, but I know you guys can. I'm offerring a $20 000 bounty on Styme's head, so all you have to do to collect is put him out of wrestling, something I know you guys are more than capable of!
Road Kill started off against Shining Stinger. SSt took the early offensive attack with a flurry of punches to the gut of Road Kill. Road Kill staggered, but came back with some punches of his own. The 2 men traded blows for a good while before SSt finally got sick of it and just nailed RK with a boot to the gut. With RK doubled over, SSt hooked him butterfly style and gave him a butterfly suplex. He dragged RK into the NH corner and tagged in Shining Scorpion. SSc went to work quickly, nailing Road Kill with a number of European uppercuts. This got Chapel pissed and he got in the ring. The ref tried to hold him back, but both sides emptied into the ring. Total chaos rulled the ring. Through the chaos, Chapel finally got a hold of Frazer Fury. RK winded up but FF ducked out of the way and nailed Chapel squarely. Chapel went staggering back into Destroyer, who gave him a German suplex into a bridge. Chapel was able to grab a rope to avoid getting pinned. Frazer Fury then just started to go berserk. He dumped all nWo members out of the ring and the New Horsemen just stood back to watch him go to work in awe. Styme rolled back in and Frazer Fury attacked him quickly, hitting with a number of knees to the gut. JLB got up on the apron and called for Frazer Fury to pull Styme on over so he could nail him with his ivory cane. FF thought twice and began to walk over when Thunder Rider, who accompanied the nWo to the ring, also got on the apron to protest JLB's presence. The ref was totally distracted as JLB winded up to nail Styme. However, he seemed to hesitate for a second and Styme used that hesitation to slip away. The cane fell on FF's skull, causing a cut to open. Styme went behind him and hit a belly to back suplex and made the cover, but Destroyer made the save. FF got to the corner and tagged in SSc. Dynamite Dave went over to yell at JLB. Suddenly, the Eliminators appeared in the entryway and stalked to ringside. Saturn and Kronus shove aside the Horsemen and get in Braddock's face. He starts apologizing, saying it was an accident, but Saturn just rips open his dress shirt and suit jacket, revealling an nWo t-shirt underneath. Braddock tries to back peddle, but Saturn and Kronus grab him and take him, getting set up for TOTAL ELIMINATION, but Caladan and Thunder Rider come to get Braddock and TR takes him safety to the back. Meanwhile, in the ring, SSt is going at it with Chapel. Chapel is already dazed from the shot he got from Road Kill and SSt is just mauling him. SSt hitched him up and nailed a big brainbuster. Chapel was out in the center of the ring. Caladan tries to come in but the ref holds him back. SSt tags in Destroyer who locks on the tazmission. Caladan finally breaks through and makes the save for Chapel. However, in the process, he causes Destroyer to clamp down harder from the shot he received from Caladan. This makes Chapel go purple and pass out. Destroyer tags in FF very quickly and throws Caladan to the outside. Destroyer follows Caladan to the outside, introducing him to the guardrail. In the ring, FF finds the passed out Chapel. SSt and SSc come into the fight off Road Kill and Styme as FF makes a lateral press to get the 1-2-3. A brawl ensues between both stables, but the New Horsemen gather and leave, arms raised in victory.
WINNERS: New Horsemen via lots of stuff by various people
SSC: Wow! What a matchup. I don't think that's the last we've seen of the nWo, far from it. There will be another day and hopefully the results will be the same. How about JLB turning nWo? Some crazy stuff going on around here. Let's head to our first of 2 main events, the US title battle royal!
MAIN EVENT US TITLE BATTLE ROYAL
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Participants: Destroyer, Anson Dred, Air Jackson, Mr. B.I.G.G.S, Shining Stinger, Shining Scorpion, Bishop, Chapel, Perry Saturn, John Kronus, Thunder Rider, Kuro Kazuya, Hemlock, Poison, Jack Hammer, Kezmaniac, Rebel Rick Stone, Ice Wolf, Skullman, Spyder, Styme, Road Kill, New Assassin, T.S. "Too Sexy" Travis Savage, and Frazer Fury under a temporary contract.
The combatants walked out one by one and stable by stable until the men surrounded the ring minus Frazer Fury. They were then instructed to get into the ring and begin the carnage. For time and ease of reading's sakes I will only show who threw out who until the final 8 are decided.
Mr. B.I.G.G.S. elm. New Assassin
"T.S" Too Sexy elm. Mr. B.I.G.G.S.
Air Jackson elm. Shining Stinger
Shining Scorpion elm. Air Jackson
Anson Dred elm. Rebel Rick Stone
Ice Wolf elm. "T.S." Too Sexy
Anson Dred elm. Shining Scorpion
Destroyer elm. Ice Wolf
Spyder elm. Perry Saturn
Anson Dred elm. John Kronus
Kuro Kazuya elm. Poison
Hemlock elm. Thunder Rider
Skullman elm. Jack Hammer
Bishop elm. Road Kill
Anson Dred elm. Skullman
Kuro Kazuya elm. Bishop
The final 8 stood as: Destroyer, Anson Dred, Chapel, Kuro Kazuya, Hemlock, Kezmaniac, Spyder, and Styme. Kezmaniac immediately went for Hemlock in an attempt to get revenge for his loss earlier in the night. Hemlock fought him off for awhile but Kezmaniac's repeated blows brought Hemlock down. Kezmaniac then picked up Hemlock and clotheslined him over the top rope. 7 COMBATANTS. Anson Dred saw an opening and hit the unexpecting Kezmaniac from behind. Kezmaniac wheeled around swing his arms and he caught Anson in the mough. Anson staggered back into the waiting arms of Chapel who gave him a big German suplex. Styme gathered up the carcass and dumped Anson Dred over the top rope. 6 COMBATANTS. Chapel came over to Styme and tapped him on the shoulder. Styme, not knowing who it was, grabbed Chapel and gave him a stone cold stunner. Destroyer saw this and threw Chapel over the top rope. Chapel was irate at Styme, and Styme apologized. It didn't seem to matter to Chapel, however. 5 COMBATANTS. Destroyer then followed up by engaging Styme. Styme gave Destroyer a quick kick to the groin and tried to clothesline him over. However, Destroyer managed to hold on to the rope and didn't hit the floor. Styme, who just assumed he hit the floor, turned his back. Destroyer took advantage of this and pulled Styme's head backwards and applied a sleeper hold. When Styme was pretty well out, Destroyer slipped back into the ring. He picked up the groggy Styme and dumped him over the top rope. 4 COMBATANTS. Spyder and Kuro Kazuya went at it, trading some big blows. Kuro had the leverage advantage and muscled Spyder to the mat. Spyder slipped out from under Kuro's large hands and drop kicked him in the back. This sent Kuro towards the ropes, but not over. Spyder was caught from behind by Kezmaniac and Spyder just kneed him in the groin. Kezmaniac fell to the mat. Spyder turned towards Kuro, who was running at him with a lariat. Spyder ducked and Kuro tripped over the fallen Kezmaniac into the ropes. Destroyer finished the job by clotheslining the big man over the ropes. 3 COMBATANTS. Suddenly, Frazer Fury ran out of the back with a paper in hand. It was a contract, signed by Prez. Shaw to allow him back into the battle royal. His New Horsemen contract was only good for one match, so he had to get resigned. Back up to 4 COMBATANTS. Frazer wasted no time and went straight for Kezmaniac. He pummeled Kezmaniac to the ground and drop kicked him a couple times. Meanwhile, Spyder was going at it with Destroyer. Destroyer kicked Spyder in the gut and DDT'd him! Destroyer observed his prey and picked him up to dump him over. However, Spyder wriggled down the back of Destroyer and slammed him hard to the mat. He whipped Destroyer into the ropes and back body dropped him on to the top rope. Destroyer was hanging on for dear life when Spyder began to crush his hands. Frazer Fury saw this and clotheslined Spyder in the back. Destroyer managed to still hold on and he pulled himself back into the ring. Frazer Fury went at with Spyder, but Kezmaniac grabbed him from behind and gave him a release German suplex right over the top rope. 3 COMBATANTS. Destroyer and Spyder teamed up on Kezmaniac and proved too much for him easily. Kezmanic finally fought back, breaking through a double clothesline and hitting a clothesline of his own on both men. Kez celebrated for a second and went to Destroyer to pick him up. Kez then threw Destroyer into the ropes, but Spyder got up and Kez didn't see him. Kez hit a big back body drop, this time sending Destroyer completely out of the ring, hard. 2 COMBATANTS. Unaware that Spyder had gotten up, Kezmaniac casually turned back to where Spyder had been. Spyder gave him a big elbow to the head and hitched him for a big jackhammer. Spyder picked up the wobbly Kezmaniac and executed a perfect Spyder Bite right over the top rope to claim the US Title!!!!
WINNER AND NEW US CHAMP: Spyder via Spyder Bite on Kezmaniac.
SSC: Well, congrats to Spyder by becoming the first ever SEWF U.S. Champ of the new era. Sorry, Styme, the belt belongs to Spyder. From one big match to another. Let's not waste anytime, it's Heavyweight Finals Time!!!!!!!
MAIN EVENT FINALS OF THE HEAVYWEIGHT TOURNEY
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Texas Assassin w/Dynamite Dave vs. "Dark Horse" Caladan Moore w/Christina and TR
The anticipation was at a fever pitch as the 2 combatants entered the ring. The crowds were going crazy as the two men locked up to begin the match. TA forced Caladan into the ropes. The 2 broke and Caladan got in a cheap shot to the eyes. Caladan whipped TA into the ropes and hit him with a big boot to the face. He celebrated for a bit and went right back on the attack, picking up TA and laying him out with a vertical suplex. Caladan followed up with an elbow drop on TA. He tried again, but TA rolled out of the way. TA pulled himself up to nail Caladan with a right fist to the jaw. He followed with a left, a right, and another left. Caladan was against the ropes and TA whipped him across to hit him with a big clothesline. He quickly picked up Caladan again and whipped him into the turnbuckle. TA ran in and connected with a huge splash. Caladan staggered out of the corner and fell. TA made the cover, but Caladan managed to kick out. TA picked up Caladan and again whipped him into the ropes, this time catching him in a sleeper hold. Caladan tried to fight his way out of it, but he slowly became slower in his motions. Finally, his knees buckled and he fell to the mat. TA was right there with him and the ref checked in. Raised hand...drop....raised hand......drop......raised hand....dr...life! Caladan kept his hand in the air and began to fight his way out with elbows to the gut of TA. He finally caused enough separation to come off with a big belly to back suplex on TA. Both men stayed down and the ref began the 10 count. 1.2.3.4.5..Caladan got up. He picked up TA and threw him into the ropes, but TA ducked an attempted clothesline and came back with a huge cross body block. TA made the cover for the 1...2...foot on the ropes...but the ref didn't see it! He counted 1-2-3!!! We have our first champion!! What an upset!!!! Thunder Rider and Christina start protesting to the ref as Magnus Colby, looking very angry, runs down to ringside and enters the ring. Caladan Moore pulls himself back to his feet as Colby gets the mic and starts berating the ref).
COLBY: What are you blind or something? Moore's foot was on the ropes at the two. First - you are fired. Second, this match is restarted right now. I'll ref it myself! Ring the bell!
The bell rings and the match restarts. TA was on the top turnbuckle and Caladan slipped in between TA and the turnbuckle to give him a giant powerbomb. Caladan made the cover but TA kicked out of a very very fast 2 count. Caladan picked him up and whipped him into the ropes, but instead hit him with a short clothesline. TA fell against the ropes and Caladan clotheslined him over. Caladan followed him outside and came off with an elbow drop off the apron, but missed as TA rolled out of the way. TA rolled Caladan back in and got back in himself. He went up top and tried a big leg drop, but this time Caladan moved out of the way. Caladan went up top and hit a big knee to the chest of TA. Caladan made the cover, and put his feet on the ropes. Colby blatantly saw this, but counted anyway! 1-2-3! Caladan is the champ!!! Uh oh, the prez starts to run out with a bandaged head from his match with Chapel. He has a mic.
PREZ. SHAW: Colby! What the f*ck do you think you're doing! We're having a heavyweight tourney match here, this is a one fall, regualtion match, not a no DQ! What are you thinking? I'll be speaking to you later, for now, get your sorry arse out of MY ring. This match is NOT over, ring the bell. I'm calling this one. Colby, get out of here.
Colby departs and the bell rings to restart the match....again. This time TA is ready and comes at Caladan, but Caladan dodges him and pulls the top rope down, sending TA over the top rope. Caladan follows TA outside and rams him head first into the steel steps. He then rams TA's shoulder into the ring post as TA cries out in pain. Prez. Shaw maintains the count out count and Caladan finally rolls TA back in. Caladan hops in and hits TA with a thrust kick to the jaw. He makes a cover..1..2..kick out by TA. TA gets up slowly and Caladan signals for the Perfect Move!!!!! He goes in at Texas Assassin, but TA sees it coming. He slips a hand in front of Caladan's head, spins him around, and hits an iverted DDT!!!!! TA just countered the Perfect Move!!!!! How could this happen?!?! All hell is breaking loose. Prez. Shaw makes the cover, 1..2...3!!!! It's all over. TA has won the title, cleanly. After 2 restarts, TA wins it with a counter to the perfect move!!! Dynamite and him are celebrating in the ring. The rest of the New Horsemen and Jack Hammer come out to congratulate him as well. The nWo comes out to collect Caladan and they slowly retreat through the back. What a night!!!
WINNER AND FIRST SEWF WORLD CHAMPION: Texas Assassin via inverted DDT
SSC: What a night is right! The nWo is reeling, TA has the SEWF World Title, and we've seen a counter to the perfect move. From top to bottom, this card was an absolute masterpiece. Better than anything WCW or WWF could put together. Conrtoversy, power struggles, new fueds, old fueds, this card had it all. There is nothing more I can say except, for Matt Hammer and Prez. Shaw, this is Stylin' Steve Chen signing off! Goodnight everybody!!!!!
(Credits roll and the camera fades to black.)
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