SATURDAY NIGHT MOTHERSHIP RESULTS FOR 11/29
LIVE!!! FROM THE SHAWPLEX!!!!!!

(Camera opens on the familiar SEWF logo that begins to spin faster and faster until it explodes into flames and the picture of Stylin' Steve Chen sitting at the "broadcast location")

SSC: Happy late Turkey day to all and we have another helping here from the Shawplex of pure wrestling excitement. We're sorry to report Musty Rhodes couldn't be with us tonight, he is being detained for reportedly eating WWF midget wrestling Max Mini, we'll keep you posted. At any rate, we're gonna kick it off with the big talkin' Myst and the Plague member Cyanide in their debut matches. Oops, here comes that crap music again. Lets here what they gotta say, again.

"Voodoo Chile" by Jimi Hendrix starts playing and James L. Braddock comes out from the back, wearing a PTD shirt and a sports jacket, cane in hand. He heads down to the ring, takes the house mic, and climbs in.

JLB: Ladies and gentlemen - and the rest of you lowlife drunks - I, James L. Braddock, the greatest broadcaster in wrestling history, has a very special surprise for you tonight. Here's a little light for your pathetic lives.....Hit the music!

The music starts up again and Thunder Rider emerges from the back, grinning from ear to ear. He is wearing a PTD hockey jersey, with a hockey stick over his shoulder. He climbs into the ring as well.

TR: Hey James. How's it goin'?

JLB: Allow me to present the crippler of Prime Time Destruction, the greatest cruiserweight in the SEWF, THUNDER RIDER!

TR: Gosh, I'm blushing! All these kind words! But you got one thing right - I am the crippler of PTD. Chris Benoit got the nickname by putting Sabu out of action for 3 weeks. He built his rep in one night. Well, let me take you all back to last Saturday night. I sent three men to the hospital - three big, bad men. And one by one, I took them out - Alicea, Destroyer and "Dynamite" Dave Shaw. I may be the smallest man in the SEWF - but if you underestimate me, you just get added to the body count!

JLB: Well thank you Thunder Rider. Hit the music!

The music starts again and Road Kill emerges from the back. Thunder Rider shakes his hand as he enters the ring, then goes over and sits on the top turnbuckle as JLB talks with Road Kill.

JLB: The second half of the best new tag team in the world - Road Kill!

Road Kill: Tonight Alicea and Texas Assasn can say there fond farewells, cause no one man can take on all of us!

JLB: Thank you Road Kill. Music please!

(Once again, we are treated to "Voodoo Chile" as a very angry looking Chapel emerges from the back)

JLB: Now let me present the biggest, baddest, human machine of destruction in the world. 6'10" of pure bad attitude....Chapel!

(Chapel glares at JLB, breathing heavily. Seeing a very nasty look in his eyes, James L. backs off as Thunder Rider and Road Kill interpose themselves to calm Chapel down)

THUNDER RIDER: Don't worry James. He's a little high strung is all....I mean he's looking forward to inflicting A LOT of pain tonight!

JLB: I understand....Um, give us some music!

("Voodoo Chile" again......this time bringing Kezmaniac from the back)

JLB: And now - the master of the suplex, responsible for more neck injuries than a summer's worth of diving accidents, the KEZMANIAC!

Kez: Frazer Fury, no matter what fu*king legal clauses you can make up, you'll still have to fight the DRI at the PPV. Poison, you will go down tonight!!!!! PTD will rule supreme!!!!

JLB: Thank you Kezmaniac.

(The music starts again and Caladan Moore and Christina emerge from the back, decked out in their PTD gear. After a little posing, they enter the ring and join the team)

JLB: Mr. Moore, you have the floor.

CALADAN: Thank you James. Alicea - I hope you don't get smart and run away, cause I know the team, and especially Chapel, is looking forward to our little match. We deserve a little fun tonight! And Destroyer - when we get strapped together tonight, Dave Shaw won't be able to save you. No quick roll-up is gonna win this match. Tonight, I'm comin' for some pay back.....prepare to get whipped.....literally!

(The music starts up once again and Styme comes out from the back, the original SEWF U.S. title draped over his shoulder).

JLB: Allow me to present the TRUE United States Heavyweight Champion, our inspirational leader......Styme!

STYME: Thanks James. Texas Assasin my friend, you can throw out all the insults and disparagements of my abilities that you want. When the match is over, we'll see who is the better man.

(One last time the music starts playing and Magnus Colby comes out from the back, smiling. He comes down, enters the ring and starts talking)

COLBY: Cut the music! Now, once again I find myself out here challenging the SEWF. At BRINGIN' DOWN THE HOUSE, I've put up 20% of our stock. Now, the SEWF hasn't exactly been forthcoming with a response. Dalton has volunteered, but even he isn't as dumb as Alicea. So, SEWFers, the challenge is still on the table - surely there must be five of you willing to step up to the plate against Prime Time Destruction? We're waiting!

(The music starts up again and Prime Time Destruction heads to the back)

SSC: Glad they're gone finally. Let's get to the debut of Myst and Cyanide.

SEWF DEBUTS
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Myst w/Host vs. Cyanide

Myst came out to boos from fans who don't like his weird attitude. Cyanide didn't get booed or cheered, he was just an enigma as he entered. The match started off quickly, as Cyanide hit him with a running dropkick, and unloaded with kicks. Cyanide hit a rana, and was on fire. Myst was in trouble. Cyanide hit Myst with an earthshaking moonsault press, and followed it with a legdrop from the top. Myst would rally back, however, taking out Cyanide's precious legs. Myst cinched in holds and attempted to stifle Cyanide's aerial attack, but didn't get much done. Cyanide eventually powered out, and kicked Myst down. Cyanide dropped onto Myst thunderously with a shooting star press. Cyanide missed a missile dropkick, and from there Myst grounded Cyanide with a killer spinning toe hold, and then dropped him in a reverse neckbreaker. Myst then hit the Solar Flare, and was declared victorious with a 3 count. The arena lights dimmed, and loud, ominous horn music played. Out came Kuro Kazuya, Hemlock, Nomad, and Poison. Hemlock grabbed the house mic.

Hemlock:Myst, we all know that you want to join The Plague. Welcome to our ranks.

Kazuya reached out to shake hands with Myst, and did so. He then wouldn't let go, and moved up. He was very literally choking the life out of Myst, and Kazuya had the mic.

Kuro Kazuya:Quit pretending to be something you're not. Welcome back to Earth, you worthless, insignifigant loser. You're not like us. You're like all the others, only unwilling to accpet it. ACCEPT IT!!! Be fortunate that you are allowed to be like the others. We were denied that privelege, you see. You don't indentify with us, you only wish you did, you wish to rebel. MYST YOU ARE A HUMAN!! Quit playing moronic games, and welcome to real life. Life hurts, doesn't it?

Kazuya then released his grip on Myst's certainly throbbing throat, and grabbed him by the skull. He picked him up higher than anyone he ever had before, and dropped him about 8 feet in the Kuro-Jin. Cyanide went up top, and smashed him with The Parasite Plunge. Nomad put Myst in The Hangman's Noose, and Hemlockand Kazuya kicked him as he was in the air, struggling not to have his neck broken. From there, Poison Venomplexed him, and Hemlock locked in The Poisoning. Myst by this point was unconscious.

Kuro Kazuya:See your humanity!?!?!? Do you see it!?!?!? DO YOU SEE IT!?!?!?!

Kazuya then viciously revived the fallen Myst with a yakuza kick to the ribs. All this time, Nomad has had The Host in the Hangman's Noose, and his neck could very well be broken by now.

Hemlock:But we're not done yet.

Kuro Kazuya:Bring out our REAL newest member, a true tortured soul, someone who knows pain and can face it, unlike this weak, pathetic piece of garbage laying on the ground right now. SAMPSON.

Sampson comes out from the back to join The Plague. Kazuya picks up Myst, and gives him to Sampson. Sampson drops him hard on his skull with a running tombstone piledriver. Nomad finally releases The Host, and Sampson gives him the same treatment as Myst.

Hemlock:Welcome to the fold...Sampson.

The Plague with their real newest member the nexited the ring, leaving behind two bodies dripping with...RED...blood.
WINNER: Myst via Solar Flare

SSC:Well, Myst didn't really win jack there, did he? I suppose all that red blood proves that he and Host are very much human, but is should be interesting to see how he tries to cover this all up. We've gotta get the ring cleared out, and we'll be back with our next great bout!

Sampson vs. Skullman

The lights get dim, as we see Skullman beging to walk down the isle. The crowd is mostly booing, but there are a few fans screaming thier heads off for the mad man. Skullman, who has a determined look on his face, looks quite well. He looks in good condition according to the muscles that are bulging from his body. As Skullman enters the ring, the lights remain dim, and a bunch of loud....noise starts to play over the speakers. It could be some sort of rock band, but one never knows these days. The lights start to swirl at the opening where Sampson is to come out. Skullman, overly eager to get it on with Sampson, looks on without patience. As Sampson finally comes down the isle, he rushes into the ring, sliding under the bottom rope. Skullman begins to stomp Sampson on the head and body. Sampson looks hurt, but yet continues to struggle to get away from Skullman's attack. Skullman picks Sampson up by the mask, and gives him a huge body slam. Skullman follows this up with a standing elbow. Skullman then again, picks up Sampson and irish wips him to the neutral corner. He then rushes to follow up with a running lariet but, Sampson, down but not out, gives him a big foot to the skull of Skullman. Still dazed by Skullman's attack, Sampson buys some resting time by throwing kicks to Skullman's kidneys. Sampson then picks up Skullman, throws him to the ropes, and lands a perfect belly-to-belly suplex! Sampson means buisness, as he lands a awsome body splash on top of Skullman. Sampson hooks the leg, and goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out with ease by Skullman. Sampson then picks up Skullman right into a side headlock. As Sampson is grinding away, Skullman picks up the newcomer, and lands a perfect back breaker. Skullman is on fire now!! Skullman begins to choke Sampson! The ref counts, but Skullman only breaks when he reaches 4. Skullman the knees Sampson in the sternum and follows up the a snap suplex. THE COVER!!! 1... 2... Sampson gets a quick kick out. Just in the nick of time. Skullman, looking surprised by the talent of the rookie, starts to an onslot of power moves. Skullman picks up Sampson in a pile driver and slams Sampson's head square on the mat. Skullman is obviously trying to end this grudge match quick now. He picks up the tired and worn Sampson and puts him into a full nelson. Skullman then lunges backward! AN EXTREME POWER MOVE!!! He covers Sampson. 1...2.... Sampson puts his foot on the rope. Skullman, now having fun due to his upper hand, picks up the almost broken Sampson and throws him into the ropes. Skullman ducks his head to try and land a back body drop. Big mistake! Sampson pulls Skullman between his legs, and delivers a beautiful power bomb! Skullman is knocked almost completely out. Sampson then picks up Skullman, and throws him to the corner face first. Sampson follows up with a lariet to the back part of Skullman's head. Sampson is not yet finished. Sampson picks Skullman up, and places him on the top turnbuckle. Skullman, facing Sampson with a dazed look of confusion, has no where to go. What is coming? Sampson pulls Skullman under his arm and performs a DDT, from the top rope!!!!!! Sampson hooks Skullman's leg and goes for the pin. 1...2.....3!!!!!!!! A total grudge match.
WINNER: Sampson via top rope DDT

SSC: Sampson has certainly made an impact, beating the polished Skullman in his debut match. Not a bad night for the debut guys. Anyway, here comes our next grudge match.

NO DQ, NO SUBMISSIONS GRUDGE MATCH
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DC Stryker vs. Diamond Dawg w/ Jim Daniels

As the lights went down, DC stryker came out to the ring first, to a mixed reaction. He didn't like it, it showed on his face. However, he didn't say anything. Dawg came out next with Jim Daniels, to the same mixed reaction. He didn't question it, and step into the ring, only to be met by a boot to the head. He went down and fell over the second rope and into the ring. DC continue the assault with more kicks to the head and body, not letting Dawg get to his feet. Finally, DC made a mistake and turned his back. It was turned long enough for Dawg to get up and use the testicular claw. Ouch! That has to hurt. DC goes down hard. Quick roll up, 1..2..three, no kick out by DC stryker. He is still in pain as Dawg picks him up by the hair, and slings him into the ropes and gives him a snap belly to belly. cover, one...two, no he got the shoulder up on two. Dawg is getting grumpy and throws DC over the top rope and onto the hard floor. He waits for DC to get up and baseball slide. DC goes hard into the steelguardrail. Dawg slides back in the ring and goes up top. DC sees it coming and moves out of the way of a plancha. Dawg hits his head hard on the guardrail. DC takes a chair and smashes hit over Dawg's head. Make it two. And Three, finally four. Dawg is sitting on the ground which gave DC the opprunitity to run and hit a dropkick to the jaw. Dawg's head hits the guardrail again. Daniels, sensing his meal ticket was hurting, came over with a cane and hit DC over the head with it. DC went down hard. Daniels was feeling pretty proud of himself and continued to adminster the beatdown. That gives Dawg enough time to regroup and he takes the cane from Daniels and hits DC in the back with it so hard, it breaks. Daniels is hurt cuz his favorite cane is broken, but Dawg don't care. He clears off the timekeepers table, and sets it closer to DC. He picks up the padding off the floor and moves it out of the way. He sets the table above the now unpadded floor. He puts DC on the table. He gets up, but DC goes down low. He found the energy to slow it down a little. A quick right to the jaw, make it two and three and four. DC is back to his feet, bleeding over his right eye. He picks up Dawg in the tombstone piledriver position, but Daniels takes a chair and hits him in the leg. DC and Dawg took a tumble, onto the padded floor. DC is up first, and he picks up Dawg and gives him a groin shot on the guardrail. He sees Jim and grabs Jim and sets him up on the table. He goes up top. DC checks Dawg. Dawg still hasn't moved. And Jim is begging for his life, but DC dont' care. He looks at the fans, and hits a piledriver through the table and onto the concrete floor. Jim is out and DC is down. Dawg finally gets off the guardrail and slumps down to the floor. DC is now up and kicks Jim's body out of the way.He throws the two pieces of the table in the ring, and does the same to DAWG. A quick DDT and piledriver on the table pieces. The cover, 1..2...3. DC wins!
WINNER: DC Stryker via bunch of stuff

SSC: DC gets the win and maybe a little respect to go with it. Diamond Dawg will have his day. Next we have two guys that really hate each other, the makings of a great match.

NO DQ, MANAGERS BANNED FROM RINGSIDE
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Kezmaniac vs. Poison

The Plague showed up in the entryway, but didn't approach ringside. As another round in the ongoing SEWF vs PTD feud comes tonite, Poison comes down to the ring first, to a loud cheers. Next up, the ever dangerous Kezmaniac, walking alone, to a chorus of boos. He enters the ring, only to be met with a right and left from Poison. A kick to the stomach and a powerbomb. Kez is down and we are not even in first minute of the match. Poison goes for a cover, but gets only a two count. Poison, looking a bit angry, picks up Kez by the hair, and gives him a snap suplex and a another cover, but only a one this time. Kez gets up,only to be hooked and lifted up in the air. Perfect vertical suplex. He throws his feet out from underneath him, and suplexes Kez out of the ring, because they were close to the ropes. Kez lands back first on the new timekeepers table, breaking it in half. Poison is also down as his head hit the ropes. Probably whiplash. He shakes it off and slides underneath the ropes and grabs the bell hammer. And smashes it over Kez's head. And he takes the bell itself, and again, over Kez's head. Kez is busted open now. He scrapes his head and finds the blood and screams and then goes ballistic on Poison with punches and kicks. He throws him into the guardrail and over the guardrail into the stands. They are in the stands. Dropkick on Poison. He grabs a chair, and Arabian facebuster on Poison. Poison is rolling on the ground , in pain.Kez leaves the chair there, on Poison's face and goes for the leg drop, but Poison moved. And Kez hit hard. He's hurt. Poison a dropkick to the back of the head. Poison with a rolling neck snap and Kez's head it the floor on the way back. Poison is now busted open. He takes a can of soda from a fan, and pours it on the face of Kez. He smashes the can over Kez's head. What a No DQ match this is!He slowly brings the Kezmanaic back to ringside and over the guardrail. Kez is up and fighting back, but Poison with a thumb to the eye. He rolls Kez in the ring and he follows. He gives a another belly to bellyon Kez and picks him up and sets him up on the top rope. He goes up top to. Kez punches him and gives him a Kezplex. A Kezplex! Both men are down, but Kez hooks on the Kezmission and Poison gives up. Kez wins a thriller!
WINNER: Kezmaniac via Kezmission

SSC: That was great! Even though the PTD got the win, it was still an exciting match. To the ring we go for yet another grudge match.

GRUDGE REMATCH
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Tom "The Bouncer" Foolery w/TANK vs. Skullman

The Bouncer came out to a surprising array of boos. He apparently didn't appreciate it and gave the crowd in attendance the finger. As soon as he climbed into the ring, Skullman slowly made his way to the ring. He was taking his time, considering his match earlier in the night. As soon as he climbed through the ropes, Tom Foolery jumped him. The bell rang and TF already had the jump on Skulman. He pounded Skullman with chops and kicks. Skullman slumped against the turnbuckles. TF grabbed Skullman by the hair and picked him back up to his feet. He irish whipped Skullman into the ropes and gave him a boot to the face. Skullman falls through the ropes backwards and cracks his head on the concrete floor. TF climbs through the ropes and dives off the ring apron. Skullman rolls out of the way and TF lands face first on the concrete, busting his forehead wide open. Skullman gets back up and staggers his way to the ring announcer. He pulls him out of the chair and grabs it. TF gets back up to his knees and Skullman cracks him over the head with the chair. TF falls back down in a heap. Skullman climbs under the bottom rope and stops the referees count. He climbs back out of the ring and throws TF back into it. He climbs up to the top rope and jumps off with an elbow drop, but TF rolls out of the way. Skullman crashes to the mat and TF rolls on top of him. 1-2-thr, Skullman gets his shoulder up. TF gets up and drops a legdrop on Skullman. He covers him again, 1-2-thr and again Skullman gets the shoulder up. TF picks Skullman up and throws him into the turnbuckles. He climbs to the second turnbuckle and starts hitting Skullman in the head. In desperation, Skullman hits TF in the groin. TF falls off the turnbuckle and Skullman covers him. 1-2-kickout by TF. Skullman climbs to the top rope, dives off with a headbutt. TF rolls out of the way, Skullman crashes to the mat. TF covers him again, but Skullman is too tired to kickout. 1-2-3 and Tom "The Bouncer" Foolery is victorious.
WINNER: Tom "The Bouncer" Foolery via roll up

SSC: The Tank is in town and they told Skullman where to go. Skullman is 0-2 tonight, not a great record. He'll have his day too. Next is a match no one though would ever happen. Let's go to the ring.

LOSER LEAVES TOWN
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Perry Saturn vs. John Kronus

The fight of Total Elimination, Saturn vs. Kronus. John Kronus came out in standard fashion, slapping hands with fans on his way to the ring. Saturn, came out quite different. He came out in his jogging suit and seemed to ignore the boos and trash being thrown his way. He climbed into the ring. Kronus came over to give Saturn a handshake, but Saturn gave him the finger instead followed by a kick to the groin. Kronus slumped to the mat. Saturn began kicking Kronus in the stomach and chest. Kronus fell onto his back. Saturn bounced off the ropes and dropped an elbow onto Kronus. He picked Kronus up and irish whipped him into the turnbuckles. He followed Kronus in with a clothesline. Saturn then gave Kronus a DDT. He hooked on the Rings off Saturn, but Kronus got his foot on the bottom rope. Saturn broke the hold and attemped an enziguery. Kronus blocked it and came up with a thrust kick. Saturn fell to the mat. Kronus picked his former partner up and irish whipped him into the ropes. As Saturn bounced off Kronus ducked down to give him a backdrop. Saturn stopped and hooked Kronus for a vertical suplex. He picked Kronus up and SATURN BOMB. SATURN COVERS KRONUS, 1-2-3. Saturn pins his former partner in orderly fashion. After the bell, Saturn picks Kronus up again and delivers another Saturn Bomb. He spits on Kronus and climbs out of the ring.
WINNER: Perry Saturn via Saturn Bomb

SSC: Looks like Kronus has seen his last day in the SEWF and I for one am sad to see him go. He was a central part of the old SEWF and Total Elimination could have been great. Anyway, next match.

6-ON-1 HANDICAP MATCH
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"Devliman" Christian Alicea vs. PTD w/Christina

The Plague again graced the entryway to watch the match. "Devilman" came down to the ring first, looking intense and when the music started and Prime Time Destruction started down to ringside, he didn't even blink. And he was ready for a fight. Alicea tried a quick attack as PTD members tried to enter the ring....attacking them as they climbed up onto the apron - nailing Road Kill, Thunder Rider and Kezmaniac with rapidfire punches. But he was surrounded, and Styme managed to take him down with a double leg trip and laid into the rookie with some heavy handed punches. Styme was quickly joined by the rest of the team, who proceeded to stomp Christian Alicea into the mat. Finally, the ref managed to clear the ring, leaving a batterred Alicea to face Road Kill. 'Kill drove Alicea to the mat with a big side slam and then tagged in Thunder Rider, who went to the top rope. Road Kill held Alicea in a bear hug as TR came off with a leg lariat, driving Alicea to the mat. Styme got the ref's attention and started arguing with him. Kezmaniac and Chapel took advantage of the distraction and joined Road Kill and Thunder Rider in the ring for another stompfest on Alicea. And that was how things basically went for the next several minutes. One or two members would distract the ref to allow near constant double-, triple-, and even the occasional quadruple team. Each member of Prime Time Destruction took their turn in the ring, focusing their attack on Christian Alicea's knee. Chapel hoisted Alicea and hit his NIGHTSTRIKE. Cover...one...two...no, Chapel pulled him up. He reaches over and tags in Styme again, who goes right after the knee with a relentless attack, using some impressive technical wrestling. Thunder Rider tags in and enters with a slingshot somersault splash as Styme holds Alicea. TR mounts the top rope, but "Devilman" counters the attemtped flying ranna with a powerbomb. Alicea pounces on Thunder Rider, laying into him with hard rights, but Caladan dives in to make the save with a big elbow drop to the back of the head, breaking up Alicea's offense. Caladan goes to work on the knee himself, dropping Alicea with a kneebreaker and he locks on the Texas Clover Leaf. Alicea gasped in pain, but he couldn't get to the ropes. But before "Devilman" could submit, Caladan lets go! Tag to Kezmaniac. Kezmaniac grabs Alicea and snaps him over with a wheelbarrow kezplex. He lifts Alicea up onto the turnbuckle and follows him up......KEZBUSTER! Alicea goes crashing to the mat with a scream of pain. The ref asks him if he wants to give it up, but Alicea shakes his head. Suddenly, from the entryway comes Rob Dalton and Ropin' Tex. They rush the ring and try to take on the PTD as the ref signals for the bell. With Alicea down it is 2 on 6 but the two men hold their own. Fireball from Dalton hits Chapel on the back of the head! The two grab Alicea and retreat to the back.
WINNERS: PTD via DQ

SSC: Finally, someone tried to fight back the PTD. That fireball to Chapel was pretty amazing, we'll see what kind of damage that does when he fights TA later on this night. Now we have the Power Plant tourney finals with Spleen and Dalton.

POWER PLANT TOURNEY FINALS
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Jameson Spleen vs. Rob Dalton

Jameson Spleen is introduced first, and "The Girl from Ipanewa" (sp?) starts playing as Spleen comes down to a huge pop from the crowd with Jenkins trailing behind him. All of a sudden, the music is cut off, Rob Dalton runs down the aisle, and forearms Spleen in the back of the head before he even gets to the ring. Dalton then grabs Jenkins, and bodyslams him onto the concrete, leaving him there writhing in pain as Dalton grabs Spleen and drags him to the ring. Once there, Dalton loses his advanatge. After missing a clothesline of his own, Dalton falls victim to a big clothesline from Spleen. Spleen then picks up Dalton, and delivers a high vertical suplex. Spleen goes for the quick cover, One.., two.., kick-out. Dalton quickly rolls out of the ring in an effort to regain his composure. After catching his reath, Dalton comes back into the ring, and pokes Spleen in the eyes. Dalton takes advantage of Spleen's temporary blindness by whipping him off the ropes, and back-droppping him upon his return. Dalton then proceeds to stomp on Spleen's head until the ref gets involved. Dalton then picks Spleen up and delivers a series of crushing chops to the chest. Dalton then powerslams Spleen to the mat and goes for the cover, One.., two.., kick-out. Dalton lifts Spleen to his feet, and throws him into the corner. But when Dalton tries to follow up with an avalanche, Spleen dodges it, and rolls Dalton up, One.., two.., kick-out. Dalton quickly stops any momentum Spleen might have given with a kick to the chest. Dalton then lifts Spleen up, and delivers a huge shoulderbreaker. Spleen appears to be in a great deal of pain, and Dalton is setting up for the Katahajame. But Spleen gets his hand up, and Dalton is unable to lock it on. Dalton backs away, and then charges at Spleen and delivers a running dropkick. Spleen collapses to the mat. Dalton goes for the cover, One.., two.., shoulder up. Now frustrated, Dalton goes up top, and leaps into the air and gives a huge fistdrop. Spleen doesn't ppear to be moving, and Dalton leisurely covers him, One.., two.., thr- No, Spleen got his shoulder up! Dalton appears to be annoyed with Spleen reluctance to stay pinned, and he goes up top again, for what appears to be another fistdrop. However, he wastes time, by taunting the crowd, and by yelling at Jenkins who has recovered, and returned to ringside. This gives Spleen time to recover, and he gets up. As Dalton climbs up to the top. Spleen staggers over, and pucnhse him in the stomach. Dalton falls so that he is straddling the turnbuckle. Spleen climbs the turnbuckle as well, and.. SPLEEN BUSTER!! He somehow found the energy to deliver a Spleen Buster! Spleen covers Dalton, One.., two.., three!! Jameson Spleen wins, and he and Jenkins start to celebrate by dancing around the body of the fallen Rob Dalton as the crowd is going crazy.
WINNER AND FIRST ROOKIE CHAMP: Jameson Spleen via Spleen Buster

SSC: Spleen earned that one the hard way and I enjoyed it personally. Well, enough of that, let's get to the US title match.

US TITLE MATCH
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Frazer Fury (c) vs. SuperNova

The challenger, SuperNova, is introduced first. He omes to the ring with a casual walk, and a determined look in his eye, to the tune of "Rubber Glove Seduction" by PTP. He rolls into the ring, and crouches in the far corner. His music fades as the Champ, Frazer Fury, is announced. Fury enters the ring, ready to give the match everything he's got. The bell sounds, and the match is underway. FF approaches the still crouching SN cautiously, not quite sure what to expect. As he closes the distance, SN leaps forward, knocking the slightly startled FF to the mat. SN stands, and backs away from FF, alowing him the chance stand up again. SN sneers, and gives a slight chuckle as he and FF lock up in the center of the ring. FF get SN in a headlock, then whips him into the ropes. Bouncing off the opposite ropes, FF prepares for a running lariat, but is caught off gaurd as SN launches himself into the air into a cross body block. Easily kicking out after only a one count, FF returns to his feet. SN stands, and is greeted by several forearm chops to the chest. FF sends SN into the ropes again, this time following directly behind with a lariat that sends SN over the ropes and down to the floor. SN recovers from the fall quickly, and slides back into the ring. FF showers SN with a series of kicks. SN gets to his knees, but still FF kicks, as the ref steps in to separate the two. SN shakes the cobwebs out of his head, then climbs to the top rope, as the ref skolds FF. SN leaps and connects with a dropkick, only just missing a very shocked ref. Relentlessly, SN starts kicking FF in the left knee, in order to soften it up for the Texas cloverleaf. Bouncing off the ropes SN connects with an elbow drop to FF's knee. SN measures FF for a second elbow drop, but misses as FF rolls out of the way. FF picks SN up, then power slams him hard into the mat. FF backs up, preparing to give SN the Fury Kick. As SN stands, FF begins the Fury Kick, but SN has seen it coming, and ducks underneath FF's leg. Coming up behind FF, SN picks FF up and gives FF an Atomic Drop that sends him face first into the turnbuckle. SN follows quickly with an elbow to the back of FF's head. SN grabs FF, and dishes out an incredible belly to back suplex. Not giving FF a chance to recover from the tremendous blow to the back of the head that he just received, SN clamps on the Texas cloverleaf. FF screams in agony as he gives a hearty try to get to the ropes and makes it. SN tries to hook him up again, but miraculously, FF reverses it into a rollup and gets the 1-2-3!
WINNER AND STILL US CHAMP: Frazer Fury via reversal and rollup

SSC: Frazer retains his title in a very close match. Frazer was right about this "young lion." He could have a bright future here. Now we're gonna go to a special interview with Dynamite Dave and Matt Hammer. Let's here it DDS.

SPECIAL INTERVIEW WITH DYNAMITE DAVE
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Matt Hammer: Hey there SEWF fans, I'm here with the one, the only, the Dynamite himself, Dynamite Dave. Dave, what's on your mind?

DDS: It's very simple what's on my mind. There are 2 things running around up there. First, I'd like to address my "injuries" given to me by the PTD and Thunder Rider. Well you puny cruiser, you didn't injure anything. Yeah, you heard me, the doctors have released me from the hospital and medical clearance to wrestling will follow probably next week. It doesn't matter how many times you knock me down, what matters is how many times I get back up. Well, I'm up for good now.

MH: Good to hear Dave, what would thought #2 be?

DDS: Easy, it's the state of the Youngbloods. As you all know I am the leader and things aren't peaches and cream around the Youngblood gym. First of all, I've completely lost the Shinings and Mr. Biggs. Yeah, they've totally disappeared. Until further notice, they are hereby supsended from the Youngbloods indefinitely. If they can give me a good excuse, I'll take them back. It pains me to do this to men I call friends, but if they can't hold up their end, the Youngbloods simply aren't as elite as they appear.

MH: Not good news for them to say the least. Anything else?

DDS: Actually, yeah there is. With Biggs and the Shinnings out, that leaves only Destroyer and I to do the Youngbloods' business. Now, I've been doing some recruiting lately but none of that is finalized. What I would like to do is a little recruiting right now, if you don't mind.

MH: Of course not, go ahead.

DDS: Well, I'd like to call out the SEWF World Champ, Texas Assassin and my good friend Destroyer!

(TA and Destroyer jog down the ramp to meet Dave)

DDS: Destroyer, I wanted you to be here for this. Now, Texas, we've been helping each other out since the SEWF began and the Youngbloods are in dire straights. I figured there was no one that could strengthen us better than you can. I have a contract right here for you to join the Youngbloods, what do you say?

TA: Dave, you've given me more then I could ever ask for. What you did for me in the last few months...... well, there's no way that I could ever repay you...... except for this.

(TA takes the contract and signs it. All 3 then shake ends and raise TA's hand to a roar from the crowd.

DDS: TA is the first, there just might be more to follow.

MH: A litte foreshadowing there I think, we'll have to wait and see. Steve, back to you.

SSC: What an announcment! Pretty good for a guy who got beat to smithereens last week. It's time to introduce the awaited tag titles and we have a 3 way dance to do it. Here we go....

3 WAY DANCE TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
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Anson Dred/Air Jackson vs. Hemlock/Poison vs. Spyder/?

Anson Dred and Air Jackson came out first, looking more serious than usual. Next came Hemlock and Poison, who waited outside the ring so as not to be jumped. Finally, out came Spyder and...Texas Assassin! The macth started off slowly, as teams decided how to go about this match. In the end, Hemlock and Spyder ended up in the ring. Hemlock started off with some nice strikes, landing two side kicks and a good punch, but Spyder eventually locked up with him, and hit a nice suplex. Spyder followed that with an elbowdrop, and tagged in Jackson(anyone can tag anyone in.). Jackson went up top, and hit Hemlock with a killer missile dropkick, sending him to the floor. After that, Jackson went for a plancha, but missed it by a country mile. Hemlock rolled him in, and applied a chinlock, eventually switching to a more painful camel clutch. Jackson eventually reached the ropes with one leg, and Hemlock broke on 3. Hemlock tagged in TA, and TA hit a double axehandle and a lariat, sending Jackson flying. TA sent Jackson into the ropes, and back body dropped him. In mid-air, Jackson tagged in Dred, and the big man was able to grind TA into the mat with some blows. Dred kicked the downed TA repeatedly, and proceded to powerbomb him and go for the match's first cover. A count of two was registered, but TA escaped. TA hit a flying forearm, and then another, and took big Dred off his feet. TA delivered two nice elbowdrops, and tagged in Poison. The match's big men were lined up against each other now. The men locked up, and Poison overpowered Dred slightly. Dred kicked Poison in the gut, and elbowed him in the head. Dred attempted a suplex, which was blocked by Poison. Poison then suplexed Dred down to the mat hard, and legdropped him. Poison picked Dred up and scoop slammed him three times, tagging in Hemlock. Poison put Dred in a bearhug, and Poison clotheslined him down. Poison then exited the ring as Jackson complained. Hemlock climbed the ropes, and hit a flying fistdrop on Dred. Hemlock gave the tag to Spyder, who delivered a series of running knees to the ribs. Spyder went for a piledrives on the big guy, and Dred lifted him up high on his shoulders. Jackson springboarded in and savate kicked Spyder, dropping him about 12 feet to the mat below. At this point, havoc broke loose,and all 6 men got into the ring to protect their own. The referee had no way to stop it, so he just let it rage on. Jackson and Hemlock double dropkicked TA out of the ring, and Jackson hit a somersault plancha out of the ring onto TA. In the ring, Spyder clotheslined both Dred and Poison at the same time, and was caught by the two massive men. The two big guys delivered a first, a double chokeslam on Spyder. Hemlock clipped Dred's knee after this, and Poison stomped him. When Jackson saw this, he got up on the apron, and climbed up top, hitting a flying bodypress onto Hemlock, and getting a lateral press. One, two, th- and Hemlock kicked out. Jackson dropkicked Poison once, twice, three times, four times, and still couldn't knock him down. He attempted a fifth, and was swatted like a fly. TA reentered the ring, and punched Poison in the back of the head. Poison lurched forward, and Jackson superkicked him. TA kneed him in the back, and Jackson delivered another superkick. The two almost had Poison down, when Hemlock gave Jackson a kidney punch. TA continued trying to bowl over big Poison, but Poison eventually let loose a mule kick, and caught TA in an unfavorable region. He turned and powerbombed TA, and then turned his focus to Dred and Jackson. Spyder was still down from the killer of a double chokeslam. Hemlock put Dred in a boston crab, and Poison repeatedly legdropped him. Spyder and TA got up, as did Jackson. Jackson tackled Hemlock, but had little effect. TA grabbed up the squirming Jackson, and piledrove him viciously. Spyder came off the second rope with a knee drop onto Jackson. TA picked up Jackson on his shoulders, and Spyder went up top, and hit a Diamond Cutter off the top. Jackson was out, and TA got the pin. Hemlock and Poison notcied this, and release Dred. Dred and Jackson are eliminated. TA charges Poison, and is back body dropped. He gets up, and tries it again, recieving another back body drop, and this time smashing into Spyder in mid-air. Spyder and TA slid from the ring to recuperate, and Poison and Hemlock let them. After about 5 seconds, the men entered the ring from opposite sides. Poison and Hemlock had been centered in. TA and Spyder charged from opposite sides with lariats, and they moved, but TA and Spyder put on the brakes, stopping right in front of each other. Spyder whispered hurriedly to TA at this point, and that's where it all went downhill. TA Irish whipped Spyder itno Poison, and Poison hit a forward thrust kick, about taking off Spyder's head. Spyder was KO'd, and TA went after Poison, neglecting Hemlock who was behind him. Hemlock spun TA around and spiked him with a spinning DDT. Hemlock hit the Venomplex on TA, and Poison locked on The Poisoning to Spyder. The match was over in a matter of seconds, with Hemlock and Poison getting the SEWF Gold. Afterward, the lights all went down, and a blacklight went up. The rest of The Plague came down to ringside to congratulate Hemlock and Poison on their victory.
>WINNERS AND FIRST TAG CHAMPS: Hemlock/Poison via Poisoning and Venomplex

SSC:That was the very definition of hard fought match! All the teams did marvelously, but in the end Poison and Hemlock pulled it out. Attribute it to TA and Spyder being out of sync as a team, attribute it to whatever you want, but The Plague just claimed it's first title, and they've one upped the PTD, which is good in my book! It also looks like Anson and Air have seen their last days in the SEWF. No one's fault but their own. Now it's time for the awaited gauntlet match. Will TA get his hands on Thunder Rider? Time to find out....

NON-TITLE GAUNTLET MATCH
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Texas Assassin vs. Styme, Chapel, RoadKill, and Thunder Rider

Texas Assasin vs. Road Kill
The Plague once again appeared in the entryway to watch this match. Road Kill had Thunder Rider with him, while the World champ brought "Dynamite" Dave Shaw, who was showing the results of last week's THUNDER BOMB. Road Kill went after the champ right away, hammering him with forearms, punches, a choke and a big spinebuster. But on the outside, Thunder Rider had picked up the World belt to admire it and DDS grabbed him and got some revenge with a right hook. Shaw hooked on a front facelock, but Road Kill grabbed him by the hair, dragging him up onto the apron. Texas Assasin took good advantage of the distraction, grabbed Road Kill in a waistlock and hit a beautiful german suplex and bridge for a quick one..two..three on a stunned Road Kill.
WINNER: Texas Assasin via German Suplex

Road Kill was very upset, but Thunder Rider calmed him down. "Don't Worry" he said as the music started again.

Texas Assasin vs. Chapel
And out came a very good reason not to be concerned, 6'10" Chapel, with a nasty look in his eyes as he stepped over the top rope. He was hit with a fireball earlier tonight, but he seems to be ok with a bandage around his neck. The first match had made Texas Assasin's strategy clear - go for quick wins to conserve strength, but Chapel wasn't about to make Texas' job an easy one. Assasin locked up with Chapel, but got tossed right back into the corner, back first. Chapel grabbed Texas, hooked a suplex and backed towards the ropes as he hoisted up the champ, driving him down towards the floor with a sort of Jackhammer, ala Bill Goldberg. Luckily for Assasin, the fall was long enough for him to twist and not land on his neck. Chapel followed Texas Assasin to the floor and sent him crashing head first into the steps with a loud CLANG. Chapel dragged the World champion to his feet and wrapped his right arm around the steel post three times. Assasin clutched at the arm in pain as they returned to the ring. Chapel hit a hammerlock/bodyslam and a big boot to the face. He dragged Texas Assasin to his feet and hoisted him by the throat, driving him to the mat with chokeslam. Cover...one...tw...no, he got his shoulder up. Chapel dragged Texas to his feet again and hit a shoulderbreaker. He hoisted the champ for a big powerbomb, but Texas Assasin rolled over the top and sunset flipped the big man. One...two...no, Chapel kicks out. Chapel was up first and clocked Texas with a hooking clothesline, coming close to a decapitation. The big man stomped Texas Assasin viciously and locked on a full nelson, followed by a trip, driving Texas face first into the mat. Chapel hooked Texas Assasin in a front facelock, readying a DDT, but Assasin surprised him with a Northern Lights suplex with a perfect bridge. One...Two...Three!
WINNER: Texas Assasin via Northern Lights suplex.

Chapel was mad and attacked Texas with a big boot, followed by the NIGHTSTRIKE. The ref tried to intervene, but Chapel simply chokeslammed him. Chapel locked on a payne killer armbar, prying back on Texas Assasin's hurt right arm. A second ref entered the ring and threatened to DQ all of the PTD right there, so Styme convinced the big man to finally release the hold, but the damage was done.

Texas Assasin vs. Styme
It was obvious as Assasin struggled to his feet, clutching his injured arm, that he was in no shape to face a wrestler like Styme. The injured arm was just a big target for his opponent, and everyone knew it. Texas tried to come out fighting, with a left hook and a whip into the corner, but Styme rebounded with a swinging neckbreaker. As Texas struggled to his feet, Styme hit a single arm DDT, driving him to the mat and inflicting further damage on the right arm. He rolled Assasin over...one...two...kickout! Styme locked on a crossface/hammerlock combo, prying on the right arm. With much struggling, Texas finally got his left hand to the ropes, forcing the break. Styme kicked away at the arm as Assasin fought to his feet. Styme grabbed Assasin's wrist and then lept over the top rope, snapping the arm down across the rope. Texas managed a desperate kick as Styme returned to the ring, followed by another left hook. Texas Assasin went to the ropes and hit a big boot to the head of Styme....quick cover...one...no, kickout. Assasin sent Styme into the ropes again, setting for a back drop, but Styme came off with a corkscrew elbow drop right across the back of the neck. Styme smiled and hit a superkick as the champ struggled to his feet. He dragged him to the middle of the ring and locked on the SHARPSHOOTER. Thunder Rider hopped up on the apron and shook his head, begging Styme to let Rider have his match. Styme finally nodded, released the hold and left Texas Assasin laying in the ring. He took a chair and joined Road Kill, Kezmaniac and Chapel at ringside as the ref slowly counted him out.
WINNER: Texas Assasin via a countout

Texas Assasin vs. Thunder Rider
Assasin finally had what he wanted - the man who hurt his friend DDS, but he was in no shape to exploit it. Thunder Rider attacked viciously as soon as the bell rang to end the Styme match, working over Texas' injured right arm with stomps before jarring it with a rolling snap into a flying hammerlock. Thunder Rider locked on a "Code Red" armbar and cranked it on, but Assasin refused to give it up. Texas Assasin rolled sideways, managed to grab his own wrist to relieve the pressure, and put TR onto his shoulders...one..two..no, Rider gave up the hold to avoid being pinned. Thunder Rider cut off the World champ's offense with a spinning heel kick, followed by a Rocker dropper. He went out to the apron and came in with a slingshot somersault splash. Cover...one..two...no, shoulder up. TR took Assasin over to the turnbuckle and he climbed up. He hooked on a front facelock, going for a swinging DDT, but Assasin spun him off and Thunder Rider went crashing to the mat. Texas struggled to his feet and hit a lariat with his left arm. He went to drag TR to his feet, but Rider used a bit of leverage to send the World champ crashing to the floor. Thunder Rider called the ref over and Styme and Road Kill went to work on the floor, stomping the World champ before rolling him back into the ring.. Thunder Rider hit a running legdrop and covered the champ...one...two...kickout! TR hit a springboard leg lariat, followed by a faceslam and then went up top. Rider came off with a beautiful moonsault press...one...two..thre....no! Thunder Rider looked frustrated as he dragged Assasin up and sent him into the ropes, going for a hutancarrona, but Assasin fell backwards, dropping TR throat first on the top rope. Texas hit a faceslam of his own and slowly climbed to the top rope,clutching his right arm in pain. Styme slid into the ring as Thunder Rider struggled to his feet. Styme slugs Thunder Rider! TR goes crashing to the mat! Styme just hit Thunder Rider!!! Texas came down off the top rope. Both he and the ref were stunned as Thunder Rider lay on the mat, thrashing in pain as he clutched his jaw. The ref had no choice and called for the bell, DQing Texas Assasin for Styme's assistance!
WINNER: Thunder Rider via a DQ

James L. Braddock had just arrived at ringside and he grabbed a mic. He climbed into the ring and approached Styme.

JLB: Styme - What are you doing?

Styme: I believe I just won us 10 minutes with Texas Assasin...

Before the stunned World champ knew what was going on, Chapel, Road Kill, Styme, Kezmaniac, and the obviously not so hurt Thunder Rider attacked!! It was a all a set up! It was a set up! Exhausted and injured, Texas Assasin simply got overwhelmed as Caladan Moore slowly made his way to ringside with Christina. "Dynamite" Dave Shaw could only look on in horror as Prime Time Destruction began their ten minute session with the champ. Caladan slowly enters the ring and sits on the top turnbuckle watching the mugging. Finally, after a NIGHTSTRIKE from Chapel, Road Kill and TR hold up Texas and Styme clocks him in the face with the U.S. belt. Then Caladan comes over and slaps Texas in the face repeatedly as he taunts him. They finish off with a whip into the ropes, Road Kill lifts Texas into the air and Caladan catches him on the way down with a PERFECT MOVE (ala the Dudley Boys' Dudley Death Drop). With Texas out of it, Caladan puts his foot on his chest and Styme and Road Kill make the three count. Finally, Christina hands Caladan a spray can, who proceeds to paint an "X" across Texas' chest as Thunder Rider mounts the top rope and dives off with a big elbow drop onto the "X". With the damage done,and 9:46 passed in their alotted time, Prime Time Destruction leaves the ring as the EMTs rush out to help the unconcious champion.

SSC: TA gets the win in the books, but he could be hurting for awhile after that beating. Let's hope he gets healed soon. Next is that neverending battle, Caladan vs. Destroyer. Let's go to the ring for installment 3 of this great rivalry.

CARIBBEAN STRAP MATCH - DESTROYER/CALADAN 3
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Destroyer vs. "Dark Horse" Caladan Moore

Could ya guess? The Plague again showed up in the entryway to watch. Destroyer is introduced first, and he comes down the aisle with a mask on, and his injured eyes appear to be protected. Then, Caladan is introduced, and he is escorted to the ring by Christina, Styme, Kezmaniac, Thunder Rider, Road Kill, and DRI. Destroyer does not appear intimidated by the presence of PTD at ringside, and the ref comes over and states the rules. The two men will be joined by a leather strap, and in order to win, one wrestler must drag the other one to all four corners successively. The bell rings to start the match, and Caladan strats this match the same way he did in his last match with Destroyer, with a thumb to Destroyer's injured eyes. This time, Destroyer just shakes it off and laughs. Apparently, his new mask is designed to prevent such tactics. His first attack rebuffed, Caladan locks up with Destroyer. Caladan quickly puts Destroyer in a headlock, and then wraps the strap around Destroyer's throat, trying to choke him out. Destroyer gets out of it, with an elbow though. caladan quickly comers back with a knee-lift, and Destroyer falls to his knees. Caladan yanks him up by the strap, and bodyslams him. In the process, Caladan's arm is jerked downward by the strap, but he appears to be fine. Caladan then tries to pick Destroyer up, the strap gets tangled around his feet, and he falls. Destroyer takes advantage of this opportunity by hitting Caladan with three straight elbow drops. Destroyer then lifts Caladan up, grabs the strap, and starts to spin, sending Caladan spinning as well. Destroyer then lets go of the strap, and as Caladan is jerked towards him, Destroyer meets him with a huge clothesline. Caladan is dazed, only remaining on his feet because of the strap holdnig him up, and Destroyer goes for the win. He slaps on the Tazmission!! Caladan appears to have thrown his arm up in the middle, possibly blocking it... Apparently, Caladan didn't block it, for after a few minutes, Caladan appears to be unconscious. Destroyer then drags Caladan over the side of the ring where the PTD is, and says something to them. the PTD does not respond, they just stare at Destroyer with stony faces. Then, as PTD sees Caladan's face, unbeknownst to Destroyer who had turned his back, PTD breaks into huge grins. Destroyer then drags Caladan over to one turnbuckle, and slams his head into it. Then, Destroyer brings Caladan over to a second, and slams his head into it. Destroyer then looks over at PTD, expecting some interference, and is surprised to find none. Destroyer brings Caladan over to a third turnbuckle and slams it with authority. Destroyer then drags Caladan over to the fourth and final turnbuckle, but before any contact is made, Caladan appears to revive, reaches up, and gives Destroyer the Perfect Move!!! Destroyer is out cold, and Caladan take his sweet time as he drags Destroyer to all four turnbuckles. The referee calls for the bell, and raises Caladan's hand in victory. Expectedly, the PTD pours into the ring, stomping and kicking Destroyer after cutting Caladan loose from the strap. Then, the Youngbloods and Texas Assassin sprint down the aisle to a roar from the fans, and chase PTD out of the ring. They then surround Destroyer, and escort him back down the aisle, heading to the locker room for medical attention.
WINNER: Caladan Moore via Perfect Move.

SSC: Well doesn't that just suck. I thought Destroyer had the win wrapped up there. Another day, in fact next week, Destroyer will get his revenge. This is Stylin' Steve Chen for Matt Hammer signing off. Goodnight!

(Camera fades to black.)

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