SEWF SATURDAY NIGHT MOTHERSHIP RESULTS FOR 11/22
LIVE!!!! FROM THE SHAWPLEX!!!!
(Camera fades in on a trail of fire leading to a giant SEWF logo. The fire gets there and the logo explodes as the camera opens on the Sylin' one sitting in his "broadcast location."
SSC: We are off and running on another SNM to put an end to the most hectic week in the history of the SEWF. I was in the offices this week and you could just feel the business being do-
Prime Time Destruction's music starts playing and the whole team emerges from the back, headed out to the ring - Caladan Moore and the lovely Christina, Road kill, James L. Braddock, Kezmaniac, Thunder Rider (who once again has his hockey stick and is pretending to be taking a puck up the aisle with it), Chapel, VP Magnus Colby, and finally Styme, with the real U.S. belt draped over his shoulder. All are wearing the brand new PTD shirts, which are black, with PTD written in red on the front and "Join the Revolution" in red on the back. They enter the ring, James L. Braddock picking up the mic and after a few moments of Caladan's posing, the music finally stops and JLB begins the interview.
JLB: Welcome ladies and gentlemen, as if there were any here, to what could quite possibly be the biggest announcement in SEWF history. Mr.Colby, would you like to make your announcement?
COLBY: Not yet James. I will say that Ropin' Tex is doing a great job as my assistant. If he keeps up the good work, I won't have anything left to do here........but I'll still be paid for it!
CALADAN: Besides, I have a few things to say....
JLB: Go right ahead, champ.
CALADAN: Well thank you James L. Tonight, everyone in this building is a part of history, because tonight I start down the road to retrieving the belt that was stolen from me by President Dave Shaw at ASHES TO ANARCHY. I'm watching you like a hawk Texas Assasin, and at the next SEWF pay per view, PTD will have their revenge, and I will fulfill my destiny in becoming the World heavyweight champion!
THUNDER RIDER: Shine up that belt, Texas, cause I want it to be nice and clean for my man Caladan!
JLB: Well, with that dealt with, perhaps you'll give us your big announcement, Mr. Colby?
COLBY: (smiles) Fine James. I hate to be so difficult you understand, but some things require the proper drama.
JLB: Yes sir, Mr. Colby.
COLBY: Now, we are all well aware that President Shaw would just love to be rid of each and every one of us, yesterday if he could. And since I'm such a nice guy, I'm going to offer him his chance. You're looking at the best team ever assembled right here behind me - six of the best to ever appear here in the SEWF. So, President Shaw, here's my proposal - get your five best together - it doesn't matter who - because Prime Time Destruction challenges Team SEWF to a 5 on 5 War Games match at the next pay per view. But here's the important part, President Shaw - I'll put up 20% of my stock against 20% of your stock. Which ever team wins at War Games will have majority control of the SEWF, and all the benefits that go along with that control. The gauntlet's been thrown down SEWF. Prime Time Destruction awaits your response!
(The music starts again as Prime Time Destruction leave the ring. As they head back down the aisle, James L. Braddock, Thunder Rider and Caladan Moore take a left turn and head over to the broadcast booth, taking seats along side a very unhappy looking "Stylin'" Steve Chen)
THUNDER RIDER: Stevie!
SSC: What do you guys want?
JLB: Why don't you sit down, shut up and pay attention as I, the greatest announcer in the SEWF shows you just how this job is supposed to be done!
SSC: As I was saying, you could just feel the business being done.
TR: Yeah, yeah, who cares, let's get to the match and watch Destroyer get the crap beat out of him---again! Ha ha.
JLB: I understand, due to Destroyer's unfortunate accident, the Youngbloods had to change your training regimine. Now all they do is play Blind man's Bluff all day so that Destroyer won't feel left out!
SEWF vs. PTD STEEL CAGE MATCH
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Destroyer vs. Styme
Styme makes his way to the cage first, accompanied by the rest of PTD. They all seem pumped up as they gather around the cage. Then, Destroyer makes his way down with a blindfold covering his injured eyes, accompanied by the Youngbloods. The two groups stare at each other, but Styme and Destroyer are quickly ushered into the cage, which is then locked, so the rest of the groups are now merely spectators. With Destroyer in the ring, Thunder Rider takes a mic and stands up at the broadcast table.
TR: Hey Destroyer! Over here! Destroyer!
JLB: He can't see you....
TR: Oh right, I forgot! Remember me Destroyer! It's Thunder Rider. I just want to say too bad for you, cause after Styme makes you tap out AGAIN, Caladan's gonna kick your a$$ all over this building. If there's any pieces left, maybe I'll kick your butt next week!
Destroyer then removes his blindfold to reveal a pair of very red eyes. The bell rings, and Styme starts things off quickly with a thumb to Destroyer's injured eyes. Destroyer grabs his face in pain, and Styme knees him in the midsection. Styme then DDT's Destroyer to the mat. Styme runs to the wall, and tries to climb out, ending the match quickly, but Destroyer gets up, and yanks Styme down. Destroyer then rears back, and snap-kicks Styme in the chest, staggering him. Destroyer follows this up with a reverse knife-edge chop that sends Styme to the mat. Destroyer then picks Styme up, and snap-mares him back to the mat. From there, Destroyer goes for a running elbow, but misses it by a mile. Styme, seeing that Destroyer's eyes are still bothering him quickly takes advantage with a couple of fistdrops on the fallen Destroyer. From there, Styme picks him up, and whips him into the side of the cage. Destroyer is stunned, and as he staggers back, Styme side-suplexes him to the mat. The PTD members at ringside are cheering for Styme to finish Destroyer off, and Styme appears to agree. He picks Destroyer up in a headlock, and then runs him headfirst into the cage. A huge cut opens up on Destroyer's head, and blood pours into his wounded eyes. He collapses to the mat in pain, and Styme pauses to pose for the (mostly booing) crowd. Styme then starts to laugh, and he starts to climb the side of the cage. Somehow, though, Destroyer manages to get to his feet. He shakes the blood from his face, and spots Styme halfway up the cage. He starts to climb after Styme, who never sees him coming. At the top of the cage, Destroyer catches up to Styme, and taps him on the shoulder. When the surprised Styme swivels his head around. Destroyer grabs him by the ears, and heaves him from the top of the cage onto the mat a long way below. Destroyer now again clears his vision, and descends the outer cage wall, for the win. The Youngbloods quickly get to Destroyer, and hustle him back to the locker room for medical attention before the surprised PTD can do anything.
WINNER: Destroyer via exit of cage
After that match, Perry Saturn comes down to ringside wearing a track suit, takes the house mic and enters the ring.
SATURN: I'm sick and tired of all the crap I've put up with here in the SEWF! I'm not gonna sit back and take it any longer. I'm tired of getting screwed out of my belts! When the SEWF was reformed, Dave Shaw came on his knees to bring the Eliminators back from Japan. He promised us that we'd have the chance to get our belts back - belts that were stolen from us because that idiot Kronus couldn't focus on a match when that masochistic moron J.P. Blood dropped himself on his head. But we came back, because we wanted our belts back. I put up with all you moronic fans booing me, no matter what I did. I put up with being stuck in singles matches. Hell, I even put up with that arrogant son of a b!tch, Caladan Moore and being stuck in 6-Man matches that I couldn't have cared less about.....I was a good little SEWF boy. I did everything I could to help this fed out when the nWo was running wild. We came out and backed up the New Horsemen.....we took match after match with nWo tag teams......and all of these sacrifices - these monumental wastes of time, were for the SEWF. And what payback did I get? We get stuck in a tag team tournament....hey, no problem I figured. We were willing to win back our belts.........but then Dred and Air Jackson start f**king crying and moaning because they have to face the Eliminators. They said if they didn't win, they'll leave.........well too f**king bad! President Dave Shaw though goes and bends over backwards for Jackson and Dred and makes sure that that moronic referee gives the win to those two f**king crybabies and screws the Eliminators. We were promised our belts, and now we've been screwed out of them again. So I'm through...
(John Kronus comes running out and enters the ring)
SATURN: What do you want?
KRONUS: Calm down Saturn. No biggie....we'll get our belts....(laughs a bit)
(Saturn looks away in disgust and shocks Kronus by blasting him in the head with the microphone! Kronus gets knocked down and Saturn spits on him before leaving. Kronus gets to his feet, looking hurt and surprised as Saturn walks away).
TR: Oh this is too sweet!
JLB: I'm shocked....
TR: The tag team pillar of the SEWF is gone! Another domino has fallen in our favour! What do you think, Stevie?
SSC:.....I'm speechless. TR and JLB have left for the moment, attending to Styme. As they are taking down the cage, we have a very special interview live via satellite with SEWF World Champ Texas Assassin!
(camera cuts to a split screen with the Texas Assassin on the right side and Stylin' Steve on the left. TA sits on his couch, the same as he did in the interview a few weeks back, wearing his mask this time, and the official SEWF Mothership t-shirt...)
SSC: TA, Stylin' Steve, can you hear us....?
Texas Assassin: Loud and clear Steve......how are ya'?
SSC: Fine and yourself....?
Texas Assassin: Never been better......
SSC: So, you've been quite a busy man as of late....doing a little promotional work for the SEWF... How's that been going?
Texas Assassin: It's been going well. I've been doing a little traveling around the U.S. And made a few stops in Canada....... Talking to a lot of business men in the last few days. Doing a little promoting for the SEWF... but it's been going great......
SSC: Big news for everyone..... the rematch has been set. TA / Moore 2. Coming up at the next pay per view, BRINGING DOWN THE HOUSE, for the SEWF World Title, should you still be the champ..... what's your thoughts on that...?
Texas Assassin: Well I'm just taking it one day at a time right now Steve. The pay per view is long ways down the road......and I'm just trying to focus on the present right now...I believe I have a match next Saturday...... so I'm prepping for that match and trying to keep my concentration and my focus there...... Of course, I'm thinking about the match at the pay per view, and what that match means and all, as far as the World title being at stake should I still be the champ, but I still have to focus on what's standing infront of me, and not what's down the road.......
SSC: Well, sorry to tell ya' but I do have some questions infront of me that were sent by the higher ups in this federation, that I have to ask you concerning this matter....... The first is about your match at ASHES TO ANARCHY against Caladan Moore... you surprised him, as well as everyone else in the arena and around the world for that matter, when you countered his PERFECT MOVE..... how will this all come into play at the next pay per view when you face him again..?
Texas Assassin: Well, I'm sure he'll be ready for it.... but I think it's still there in the back of his mind, that there are counters to his PERFECT MOVE, and I know that he'll be thinking about it every time he thinks about hitting his PERFECT MOVE...
SSC: What do you think about him walking around the SEWF talking about how he pinned you at the pay per view.... and that he should be the rightful champ right now.?
Texas Assassin: I really don't think anything of it..... I walked away that night as the champ...and I leave it at that. If he want's to have a debate about who did what that night, he has to remember that yes, he did pin me once that night. But I pinned him twice.... and countered his PERFECT MOVE....
SSC: Oooh. Good come back TA..... well we know that our esteemed Vice President Magnus Colby is thinking that he is a hero to PTD for negotiating this rematch between you and Caladan for the World title....
Texas Assassin: I can tell ya' first hand that he had nothing to do with it.......
SSC: Really? How do you know this?
Texas Assassin: Let's just leave it at that..... he had nothing to do with it... even if he likes to think he did......
SSC: O.K. well, what about your match last week against Kez of PTD? I know you really haven't had a chance to talk about that match since it happened......
Texas Assassin: Well it was a great match to say the least.... and I was given the opportunity at the end to finish him off with my new finisher the Dynamite DDT, and I took advantage of it........ It was a pretty good title defense for me and I was glad to come away with another win.....
SSC: We've seen in the last couple of weeks how big an impact Dave has had on you, as far as being your manager and all.......I mean he just shows up at ringside and you seem to take it to another level....... any answer for what that is all about..?
Texas Assassin: None whatsoever...... all I can say is that Steve... we are in the presence of Dynamite Dave....
SSC: Ah, somewhat of a quote from the Nature Boy. Without the whoo's of course.... so no explanations huh?
Texas Assassin: Sorry....
SSC: Well what about all these speculations of you being the one attacking Destroyer....I know you've been asked this question over and over in the last few weeks, but could you just say a few words about this.....
Texas Assassin: There's nothing much to say except for the fact that it's not me doing all of this..... I do know that PTD probably does have something to do with it though.... I liked the fact that Thunder Rider was the one who found Destroyer knocked out last week.... It's just like PTD to go and get some help for a fallen Youngblood.....
SSC: Good point about Thunder Rider....Now I know one of the questions you were asked on Ground Zero the other day was about Jack Hammer signing on with the PTD....... and you said that you were confident that he wasn't going to sign with PTD....... How has contract talks between he and the SEWF been going as of late..?
Texas Assassin: Well, we're still working on it to tell you the truth... He's met with a few SEWF officials in the past few weeks and we're looking at all the options and what would be best for him and for this federation......
SSC: Now he's been having a few knee problems lately correct..?
Texas Assassin: Yes....
SSC: How's this going to affect his future.. and is this playing a factor in his contract negotiations as far as it taking so long to get settled?
Texas Assassin: Well JH has had knee problems for a while now. He's already had a total of 12 different surgeries on both his knees..... but, we'll just have to wait and see what transpires in the weeks to come. He's already seen a few doctors and all have suggested surgery... Right now, I see him not wrestling for a while. He's probably going to have surgery on his knee in the next week or so and that should bring his contract negotiations to a stand still......... So I don't see any settlements taking place very soon....
SSC: How will Jack Hammer not being here affect you, as far as not having someone watch your back during your matches....
Texas Assassin: Well Steve I know that Dave will be watching out for me and so will our good friend Bishop.... So I'm not really concerned about that matter.... I know I can count on these guys...
SSC: Speaking of Bishop, what do you think his and Spyder's chances are of winning the SEWF tag titles..?
Texas Assassin: I think they have a great chance at winning the tag titles. They both are two very skilled singles wrestlers, and they make a great team. They've proven that they can wrestle and function as a team when they defeated the Justice league almost a month ago, and when they defeated a great tag team of the Shinnings last week to advance to the second round of the tournament. So I think their chances of winning the tag titles are great....
SSC: How about these new guys coming into the SEWF. Guy's like Rob Dalton and "Devilman" Christian Alecea and guys like that. What do you think about these guys..?
Texas Assassin: Well to tell you the truth, I really haven't had a chance to take a good look at these guys as of yet. But you can bet I'll be watching them in the weeks to come... One thing that I did notice from a few of them is that they don't have much respect for the SEWF or the wrestler's here in the SEWF. And that doesn't sit to well with me.... I think a couple of them have said something to a few SEWF wrestler's about proving themselves to them..... I think they're the ones that has to prove themselves to us.... remember, your comming to the SEWF, we're not coming to you. We've already established ourselves here, you haven't....
SSC: Yeah, there are a few of them that do talk a lot of trash..... Now, we understand that it hasn't been set, but it's likely that you will face one of the newcomers Rob Dalton next week on the Mothership...
Texas Assassin: If it hasn't been finalized yet, then I'm gonna finalize it now. I will wrestle Rob Dalton next week, on the Mothership. We'll have to wait and see if it will be a title match or not, it probably will, but I will wrestle him next Saturday.....
SSC: I know they have a monitor set up in your home TA... we want to show you a clip right now from one of Rob Daltons many interviews he's done this week.....
(Stylin' Steve's side of the screen cuts to the Daulton clip....)
Rob Dalton: I'm here to complete my dream of becoming world champ. Since apparently I'm fighting Texas Assassin next week, I should be champ in no time. Assassin, can I call you Ass for short? Good, I knew you wouldn't mind. Ass, I think the SEWF has given you more than you can handle. You see, after I beat that 7'1" tall, no-talent, jackass Tex you are next. Where have you been hiding Ass. I've been out here calling you out time and time again. Yet you never respond. Why is that Ass, are you afraid of me? You had better be.
(Stylin' Steve appears on his side once again as the Dalton clip ends...)
SSC: Now that you've heard those comments TA.... what are your thought's on the guy..?
Texas Assassin: Well, for starters, It's good to have self confidence. Which is something this guy doesn't seem to lack. As far as me not answering his challenges goes.... well, number one, I've been away for the better part of the week, so I really haven't had a chance to answer anyone's challenges. And number two...
SSC: (cutting TA off)You're the champ!! You don't have to answer his challenges!!
Texas Assassin: Well, not the way I'd put it, but yeah....
SSC: I see that they're just about done taking the cage down TA, so just to finish things off, how's the family?
Texas Assassin: The families great...
SSC: I hear that you and your wife are having another child...
Texas Assassin: Yes that's right....
SSC: Congratulations...
Texas Assassin: Thank you....
SSC: Texas Assassin, we thank you for your time and wish you all the best in the weeks to come. Enjoy the Mothership...
Texas Assassin: Thanks Steve...
SSC: Ladies and gentlemen the Texas Assassin.....
TR: Where is that dumb arse anyway?
SSC: You just missed his interview, too bad, let's get to the ring to watch the PTD get their arse kicked.
JLB: Watch it, Chen.
MORE SEWF vs. PTD
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Road Kill vs. Kuro Kazuya
Thunder Rider leaves the broadcast position and accompanies Roadie to ringside. Kazuya, for probably the first time in his life, was the fan favorite in this one, and he actually was cheered mostly. Kazuya entered the riung and stood in the corner, intimidating Roadkill. Roadkill exited the ring, and Kazuya waited him out, until he got back in. Roadkill then lashed into the massive man, with a series of chops, punches, and kicks. The assault was useless on the giant man, and Roadkill realized he needed to do something different. He bounced off the ropes and hit a flying lariat on Kazuya, but failed to stagger him. He did it again, and Kazuya simply shoved him aside in mid-air. Roadkill grew frustrated quickly, and made the mistake of just smacking Kazuya. Kuro Kazuya scissor kicked him, and his neck snapped to the side oddly, but he was picked back up. Kazuya then thunderfire-bombed him twice on the ground. Roadkill was very obviously gone at this point, but Kazuya wanted to put the final nails in the coffin. Kazuya climbed to the second buckle, and legdropped Roadkill. This came very close to breaking the ring, and Kazuya had it from there. He picked up Roadkill, and seized him with a single hand on the temples. He proceeded to pick him up, 7 and a half feet off the ground, and drop him to the ground in the skull-shattering move known as the Kuro-Jin("Black Lightning"). It was then a matter of administering the 3 count and the ringing of the bell. TR jumps in the ring with his hockey stick and cracks Kuro over the head with it. However, it seems to have no effect and this sends TR scurrying away.
WINNER: Kuro Kazuya via Kuro-Jin
SSC:The disturbing Kazuya with an easy victory tonight, but you've gotta give Roadkill credit for trying. In the end it just didn't work out quite right for him. Didn't I tell ya the PTD was gonna lose.
JLB: Enough! Shut up. It was a fluke!
SSC: Yeah, yeah whatever. Let's get down to the PP tourney continued from the EWWF.
SEMIFINALS OF POWER PLANT TOURNEY
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Mr. X vs. Jameson Spleen
Welcome back fans to the mothership. And our next match here is the Mr.X? What kinda name is that? Versues Jameson Spleeen. And both guys are in the ring. Spleen throws X into the ropes, and catches him with a clothesline. And X gets up and Spleen catches him with another. Now Spleen throws him into the corner. And runs into him but X gets boot to his face. And Spleen falls face first to the mat. X goes up top and lands on him with an elbow! X picks up Spleen and throws him into the ropes and goes for the flying shoulderblock but Spleen stops himself at the ropes and X lands on his face. Now Spleen has the advantage. He picks up X, throws him into the ropes and back body drops him. Spleeeen goes to the far corner runs and drops a big elbow to him. Spleen picks X up for a suplex and nails it. Spleeeen the grabs X and Irish whips him hard into the corner. Spleeeen follows him and puts him on the top rope, and gets him to the mat witha Spleen Buster, a full nelson off the top. And Spleen covers Mr.X for the win.
WINNER: Jameson Spleen
SSC: Short, but effective. Looks like Spleen will be a real force in the finals. To find out who he's gonna meet, let's go to the ring!
Ropin' Tex vs. Rob Dalton
Before the match started, VP Magnus Colby came down and joined his fellow PTDers at the broadcast position.
JLB: Mr. Colby!
COLBY: Hello James. I just wanted to come down and see how well my new "assistant" actually performs in the ring. He's been doing such a fine job behind the scenes that I was beginning to wonder if he'd be able to find the time to actually wrestle.......but then again, he is making my life so much easier.
THUNDER RIDER: Yeah, well what about this Dalton punk? Where did Prez. Shaw find all this garbage?
CALADAN: Where else - the EWWF!
All four shared a laugh as the match got under way. Ropin' Tex took an early advantage, using his superious size to muscle Dalton back into the corner and blast him him two loud backhand chops. Tex ignored the ref's pleas for a clean break and bealed Dalton out of the corner, sending him crashing to the mat. Tex waited for Dalton to get to his feet and came out of the corner with a running clothesline, but Dalton was quick enough to duck it and rocked Tex with a dropkick as he turned around. Dalton seized the initiative and whipped Ropin' Tex into the ropes as he came off the far ropes with a flying forearm, sending the big man down. Dalton dropped a big elbow on Tex and then climbed to the top rope,coming off with a frog splash and gaining a two count. Dalton protested the ref's count, since it seemed a little slow, but quickly returned to the attack as Ropin' Tex made it back to his feet. Dalton thumbed Tex in the eye and then amazed everyone with a BIG snapmare, managing to take Ropin' Tex over. Dalton proved capable of actually wrestling and with the big man down, locked on a reverse chinlock, burying his knee in Tex's back. Tex struggled to his feet slowly and broke the side headlock that Dalton attempted with two big elbows. With Dalton dazed, Tex grabbed him and sent him crashing to the mat with a shoulder toss into a slam (Wrath's Death Penalty). Ropin' Tex came off the ropes and hit a big legdrop as Magnus Colby told Thunder Rider and Caladan Moore to "go take a closer look". As the two came down to ringside, Ropin' Tex hoisted Dalton up in the air with a beautiful vertical suplex, holding him up above his head for 15 seconds before sending Dalton crashing to the mat. Thunder Rider and Caladan were down at ringside now and started taunting Ropin' Tex. Ropin' Tex came over and started arguing with Caladan as Thunder Rider hopped up on the apron. The 5'9" Thunder Rider did his best to get right into Ropin' Tex's face, ignoring the referee's demand that he leave at once. But as Tex argued with the members of Prime Time Destruction, Dalton had taken a bit of a breather and recovered. Ropin' Tex didn't see Rob Dalton come up behind him. As Thunder Rider hopped off the apron, Dalton surprised Ropin' Tex with a quick roll-up, gaining the three count and the victory over the shocked VP as Caladan and Thunder Rider returned to the broadcast booth.
WINNER: Rob Dalton via roll-up.
SSC: PTD interference, no way (heavy sarcasm!). You got your goal done, big deal. Nex week, Dalton vs. Spleen in the finals. Looks that could cause some problems with Dalton wanting to face TA. Anyway, it's time to showcase some of the new talent here in the SEWF. First we have SuperNova and a Youngblood staple, Mr. B.I.G.G.S.
SEWF DEBUT MATCHES
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SuperNova vs. Mr. B.I.G.G.S.
No one knew quite what to expect from the new comer Super Nova, including Mr. Biggs, who was also quite concerned about the presence of PTD members in the broadcast booth. The self-conscious looking over his shoulder, expecting a run-in, allowed Super Nova to take it to the big man early on, gaining a quick advantage with hit and run tactics. Nova surprised the big man with a dropkick and a springboard bulldog takeover, which sent Biggs to the mat. Running with his advantage, Super Nova kept up his onslaught, not wanting Biggs to have a chance at a comeback. He hit a big splash off the ropes, but instead of going for a cover, locked a spinning toe hold onto Biggs. Biggs had the presence of mind to keep his shoulders off the mat, but it was obvious he was in pain. Finally, he managed to kick Super Nova off with his free leg and struggle to his feet, but Super Nova was on him again, kicking away at the back of the leg repeatedly. Super Nova tried to throw Biggs into the corner, but Biggs used his size advantage to reverse it and send Super Nova slamming hard into the buckle. Biggs rushed in right behind Nova and as Nova bounced out of the corner, he ran right into a BIG clothesline, which actually spun Nova around. Biggs body slammed Super Nova three times in quick succession and sent him flying into the ropes, setting for a big backbody drop. Nova however, showed tremendous skill in flipping over Biggs, landing on his feet and throwing a dropkick into the Biggs' knee as he turned around. Biggs fell to the mat hard, clutching at his knee. Super Nova came off the ropes with a dropkick right into Biggs' face, stunning him and signalled for something. It was difficult, but he finally managed to lock his Texas Clover Leaf onto Biggs and turn him over. Biggs struggled towards the ropes, but Super Nova dragged him back into the middle of the ring. With no choice left, Biggs finally submitted, giving Super Nova the victory in his SEWF debut.
WINNER: Super Nova via Texas Cloverleaf
SSC: Impressive debut by Nova. Let's see if War Machine can follow in suit, but I have a hunch that Spyder will give him a run for his money.
TR: New guys suck.
War Machine vs. Spyder
The crowd was anxiously awaiting the next matchup. It was the new guy on the block War Machine vs. Spyder. War Machine stomps his way to the ring area and gets a pretty good pop from the crowd. He steps in the ring and awaits the arrival of Spyder. Spyder comes through the curtain to a good pop as well. As soon as he hits the ring he is jumped by War Machine. War Machine kicks Spyder in the stomach. Spyder doubles over in pain. War Machine kicks him again, Spyder rolls out of the ring. War Machine climbs through the ropes and Spyder meets him with a punch to the groin. War Machine falls off the ring apron. Spyder grabs the ring announcers chair and hits the fallen War Machine. The referee warns him. Spyder hits him again. The referee tells him if he does it again he'll be disqualified. Spyder starts to argue with the referee. This gives War Machine time to recover and get up. Spyder climbs back into the ring to argue with the ref. War Machine climbs in behind him. War Machine taps Spyder on the shoulder. Spyder turns around to a punch in the nose. War Machine grabs Spyder and throws him into the ropes. War Machine hits him with a big clothesline. War Machine picks Spyder up by the hair and throws him into the turnbuckles. War Machine runs at Spyder, but Spyder moves out of the way. War Machine crashes into the turnbuckles. Spyder goes across the ring and hits War Machine with a stinger splash. War Machine stumbles backwards, Spyder gives him a belly to back suplex. Spyder picks the fallen War Machine up and goes for a power bomb. War Machine blocks it and goes for a sunset flip. Spyder reverses it and finally gets the power bomb. Spyder goes for the pin, 1-2-War Machine kicks out. Spyder grabs War Machine and pildriver! He goes for the pin again, 1-2-THR War Machine gets the shoulder up. Spyder getting frustrated climbs up to the top rope. War Machine lies prone in the middle of the ring. Spyder dives off the top, but War Machine moves. Spyder crashes to the mat. War Machine goes for the cover, 1-2- and Spyder kicks out. War Machine picks Spyder up and throws him into the ropes. Spyder bounces off the ropes and War Machine gets him in a big bearhug. The referee asks Spyder but he says no. The ref. asks again and again Spyder says no. Spyder begins to go limp. The ref lifts his hand once. It falls down. He lifts it a second time and again it falls. He lifts it a third time and Spyder shows some life. He manages to wriggle free and gives WM a big kick to the groin. WM doubles over in pain and Spyder very very quickly hooks him for the Spyder Bite which he executes to perfection. Spyder covers for the 1-2-3.
WINNER: Spyder via the Spyder Byte
SSC: Well, thank you to Devilman for getting TR out of here, I owe ya one. Now, finish the job by wiping the mat with him.
JLB: Fat chance.
Thunder Rider vs. "Devilman" Christian Alicea
TR emerged from the back to a chorus of boos as "Voodoo Child" by Jimi Hendrix blared over the speakers. Out came a determined looking Christian Alicea, who went right after TR, no-nonsense. He managed to stick him with a couple of nice punches, and snap mare him over. From there, he cinched in a nice chinlock. TR flopped about until he reached the ropes with one foot. The hold was broken at 4, and TR rolled out of the ring quickly, running to the opposite side and ducking slightly. Alicea followed closely, and was jumped by a crouched TR. TR dropkicked him, and slammed his head onto the steel ring steps. TR then got into the ring, and hit a corkscrew pescado onto Alicea, sending the little man into the second row. Both men got up around the same time, and entered on opposite sides of the ring. TR rushed Alicea, but was greeted with a quick drop toehold, into a spinning toehold, Terry Funk-style. TR shrieked in pain, and the hold was administered for about 3 minutes before Alicea gave up on TR possibly submitting to it. He snap-suplexed TR to the ground with a thud, and then legdropped him twice. Picking up TR, he whipped him into the ropes, and hit him with a devastating pendulum backbreaker, and turned that into a backbreaker submission. TR poked Alicea in the eye, and tumbled into a corner. TR is able to get up, and spring off of the second rope, drilling Alicea with a springboard spinning DDT. From there, TR hit a LionSault, and followed it up with a 450 splash. TR was confident of the win, and went for a pin. One, two, and no. Alicea kicked out violently, and sprang to his feet with rage in his eyes. Alicea charged TR, and took him over the top rope with a lariat. From that point, Alicea exited the ring, and pummeled TR on the outside with stomps and forearm smashes. He eventually rolled TR and himself back into the ring. He put TR on the top rope, and hit a Splash Mountain Powerbomb, going for the 3 count. One, two, and thre-KICKOUT! TR was very nearly defeated then. Alicea didn't let up, taking advantage of his current edge in the match. He powerbombed TR viciously to the mat once, and hit a tombstone piledriver, following this all with a corkscrew elbowdrop. Alicea just grabbed TR by the head and hurled him out of the ring, intending to administer more punishment. Alicea went for a basic plancha, but the quick TR caught on, and dove out of the way as Alicea smacked the concrete hard. TR got in the ring, ready to do something to regain an advantage. He did a gorgeous tope con hilo, and nearly sent both himself and Alicea into the audience. TR got up first, and climbed onto the ring apron. Alicea grabbed at his leg, and TR turned and leaped off, hitting Alicea with a spinning rana. Alicea's leg hit the guardrail with incredible force, and he bellowed out in pain. TR took notice of this, and rolled him into the ring. He did a quick standing moonsault onto the injured limb, and then went up top. TR came off with a shooting star press, ands his attempt failed miserably, his face hitting the mat with a huge thwack. Alicea grabbed him up, and put him on the top rope. He was all set for a top rope DDT, when his knee went out under him, and he got hung up in the ropes. TR came to after a moment, and did a somersault over Alicea, and hit a flip Thunder Bomb. TR hooked his legs over Alicea's arms, and the referee counted one, two, three.
WINNER:Thunder Rider via Somersault Thunder Bomb
SSC: Well, that was an exciting match, and if Alicea's knee hadn't hit the uardrail so nastily, who knows how that would've turned out? Perhaps e'll see in the future. Thunder Rider showed an impressive arsenal of erial maneuvers, and Alicea showed good technical skills. Both have ppurtunities to be stars, watch out for these two. As much as I hate TR, you gotta admit he's got talent.
JLB: Hell ya!
SSC: Yeah, anyway, let's see a member of the newly founded NO LIMIT TANK go against a SEWF vet in Skullman.
Skullman vs. Tom "The Bouncer" Foolery
This match started off quickly, as Foolery and Skullman brawled away. Action almost instantaneously spilled to the outside, and Skullman piledrove Foolery hard. Skullman got into the ring, but Foolery wasn't far behind, and he attacked Skullman with a clip to the neck. Skullman was very angry about this, and picked up Foolery in a fireman's carry, turning it into a Death Valley Driver. Skullman choked Foolery, and the ref interjected. Skullman's eyes widened, and he shoved down the ref, KO'ing him on a turnbuckle connector. Noticing this, Skullman beamed, and brought a chair into the ring. He hit Foolery with the chair repeatedly over the back, and hit him with an Arabian Facebuster. Suddenly, Sampson appeared in the entryway and slowly walked towards the ring, all the time glaring at Skullman. Skullman noticed this and Sampson slowly departed, never taking his eyes off of Skullman. Skullman went back to work and grew tired of the chair, and opted for a table. Skullman set Foolery up on the table, and climbed up top with the chair. Foolery got up, and stood on the table, climbing onto the turnbuckle with Skullman. Skullman let loose the chair, and it clattered metallically to the outside. Foolery superplexed Skullman onto the table, and both men hit it hard. The table DIDN'T BREAK. Both men screamed in pure agony at the stiff table, and held their necks(both men hit neck/head first.). Foolery got up first, and ran after Skullman, just as the referee got up, still very disoriented. Foolery went for a lariat, but was picked up and powerslammed right through the table at a high speed and with a ton of power. The ref made the count from far away on another side of the ring, not seeing the table or anything much at all. The bell rang slowly after the ref drowsily called for it.
WINNER: Skullman via a powerslam through a table while ref was unconscious
SSC: Well, neither man got the good end of that one, but Skullman got the victory. We're gonna need to get a new ref out there, our other one is OUT. Overall, it was as was expected, violent, and hardcore. Now we have the final of the tag team tourney matches. The winner this week will go on to face Spyder/Bishop and Anson/Air in a three way dance for the titles. To the ring!
TAG TEAM TOURNEY MATCH
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Poison/Hemlock vs. Caladan Moore/Kezmaniac
Poison and Hemlock came down first to an explosion of cheers from the pro-SEWF crowd. Moore and Kez came to a less enthusiastic response, but did have a few fans. Anyway, Poison started out against Caladan quickly taking him down with a leg trip. Poison gave Caladan an elbow drop to the back and followed it with stomps to the head. Caladan realized he didn't wanna be in the position and quickly gave Poison an arm to the groin. With Poison hunched over CM drop kicked him right in the arse, sending him sprawling forward. CM took a little walk across Poison's back and tagged in Kezmaniac. Poison tried to make a tag but Kezmaniac nailed Hemlock, causing him to fall off the apron. Kezmaniac resumed his assault on Poison picking him up and whipping him into the ropes. Poison comes back and hits Kez with a shoulderblock, sending him flying. Poison hits the opposite ropes, jumpes over Kez, ducks under and slides around Kez set up for the catapult. Poison grabs Kezmaniac by the hair and whips him in, powerslamming him down for a 2 count. Poison drags Kezmaniac to the corner and tags in Hemlock. Hemlock comes in and goes wild on Kez, this brings CM in who meets the same fate. Hemlock fights them both back and caps it off with a double clothesilne. Hemlock picks up Kez and puts him in the airplane spin. One of Kez's legs then inadvertantly hits the ref, sending him to the concrete. Suddenly, Kuro Kazuya runs from the entryway pointing at Poison the entire time. Hemlock drops Kezmaniac as Poison and Kuro glare at each other in the center of the ring. Caladan and Kez are smiling and almost laughing, but suddenly Kuro turns around and gives Kezmaniac a giant thrust kick to the jaw. Hemlock grabs him and covers him, but there's no ref. Kuro revives him just in time to count the 1-2-3 before Kez can kick out.
WINNERS: Poison/Hemlock via interference
(The crowd is in a stunned silence as Hemlock and Kazuya stand next to each other in front of the camera, and Poison stands behind Hemlock.)
Kuro Kazuya: SEWF...you've hidden the skeletons in your closets for too long, and now the skeletons have popped out and gotten you in a stranglehold.
Hemlock: That's right, my phase as Jonathan Hemlock was a ploy, a total ruse. I faked it all, just so you thought I was sane again...(screaming)WELL I'M NOT SANE!!!!
KK: We are from here on out to be known as The Plague, and we shall soon spread across the face of the Earth.
H: Insanity is a virtue, and we are very virtuous when it comes to that, I suppose.
KK: We have some new people for you to meet...
H: Bring him out, he is Genocide personified, Cyanide...
(Japanese music, plucked on some sort of instrument, is played loudly. A man in a green mask with an open top on it comes out. The mask is weird. It has the open top, and a meshed over vented mouth, black. On top, he has black hair, that is somewhat shiny. He also wears baggy martial arts pants, the same shimmery green, and a black belt around the waist. He appears to be Japanese.)
KK: He is silent, he is violent, he is the demise of you...
H: But we're not done.
KK: The Endless Wanderer, bring out...The Nomad...
(Violent rattling comes out of the speakers, nothing but rattling, until the whole arena is about to fall down from the disturbance. In the background, sirens play loudly, and a voice rasps, but the disturbance continues. The arena lights all shut off, and the noise continues. Out comes a man, 6'6" or so, a little over 250 lbs., most likely. He is muscular, but has scars on his body. On his face is a black mask. And there are no visible eyes to it, no visible nose to it, and no visible openings in it at all. Yet the man walks easily down to the ring, and has no problems.)
H: Nomad is here, Cyanide is here, THE PLAGUE IS HERE.
KK: AND IT IS SPREADING.
(The Plague exits, Nomad, Cyanide, and Poison bringing up the rear as Kazuya and Hemlock march out of the arena.)
SSC: I'm shocked to say the least. Another stable to add to the mix. Looks like you're in trouble guys.
TR: You know only PTD will rule, so forget about them.
SSC: Anyway, let's watch another PTD loss in the big main event rematch.
JLB: Shut up Chen, I can get Colby to fire you.
SSC: Just ring the bell......
MAIN EVENT REMATCH
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Destroyer vs. "Dark Horse" Caladan Moore
Destroyer comes down the aisle alone, and it is apparent he is still feeling the effects of his first fight. His eyes appear to have trouble focusing, and The gash on his head is still not sewed up properly. Then, Caladan is introduced, and an angry Styme accompanies him to the beginnning of the aisle, apparently telling Caladan about Destroyer's condition. Then, Styme leaves, and Caladan gets into the ring with Destroyer. The bell rings, and the match is underway. Caladan uses the same strategy that Styme did, starting off witha rake to the eyes. Then, Caladan notices Destroyer's head wound, and takes advantage by elbowing him in the skull. This starts the blood flowing again, and Destroyer is quickly at a disadvantage. It is apparent that Destroyer's vision is very impaired, as he misses a couple of punches and kicks. Caladan shows no mercy, attacking Destroyer with a variety of punches and chops. Destroyer quickly goes dwon to his knees, and Caladan doesn't let up, instead applying an iron claw to Destroyer's bloody head. Destroyer cries out in agony, but he does not submit. Instead, he somehow manages to get to his feet, and he elbows Caladan in the stomach three times, breaking the hold. Destroyer appears to be mounting a little offense, as he runs off the ropes, and knocks Caladan down with a clothesline. Then, Destroyer goes for another, but he misses this one by about three feet, and Destroyer struggles to locate Caladan. Caladan takes advantage of Destroyer's impaired vision by sneaking up behind him, and Caladan then gives Destroyer a vicious german suplex, holding on for the cover, 1.., 2.., Destroyer gets his shoulder up. Caladan shrugs a weak punch off, and then he picks Destroyer up, and powerslams him to the mat, staying on top of him for the cover, 1..2.., shoulder up. Caladan seems to make a quick decision then, and after bodyslamming Destroyer to the mat, Caladan goes up to the top rope. From there, he delivers, a huge fistdrop to Destroyer's head. blood now starts to gush from Destroyer's head, and as he writhes on the ground in pain, Caladan goes up top again. He leaps for another fistdrop, and Destroyer somehow manages to get out of the way. Caladan hits hard, and is stunned, and Destroyer wipes off his face, and tries to get to his feet. He succeeds, and meets the rising Caladan with a kick to the face. The crowd starts to cheer in hope of a Destroyer comeback, and Caladan appears a little wobbly. Then, Destroyer tries another kick, but he slips in a pool of his own blood that had accumulated on the mat, and as he struggles to prevent himself from falling, Caladan comes over and delivers the Perfect Move!! Destroyer is laid flat-out, and Caladan pauses to regain his strength before going for the cover. All of a sudden, Dynamite Dave comes running down the aisle!! Just before Caladan pins Destroyer, he notices Dave, who stops at ringside, and begins cheering for Destroyer to get up. Caladan chuckles to himself, and goes over to where Dave is, and whispers something to him. Whatever Dave heard, he is furious, and he starts screaming at Caladan, who proceeds to kick Dave in the face. Dave falls to the concrete, and Caladan stares down at him, laughing. Meanwhile, unbeknownst to Caladan, Destroyer has rolled over onto his stomach, and being unable to even walk, crawls over to Caladan. Caladan turns around, and Destroyer rolls him up, 1..,2.., 3! It's over!! Caladan gets up, with a bright red face, and begins kicking Destroyer's bloody head, but Dave has gotten up, and he climbs into the ring, and gives Caladan a big clothesline that sends him over the top rope. Dave then calls out the paramedics to come help Destroyer, who can barely move, being weak form loss of blood. As he is being wheeled away on a stretcher, to an ovation to the crowd, Destroyer raises his arm in victory with Dave's assistance.
WINNER: Destroyer via rollup
TR runs down and attacks Destroyer with his hockey stick, battling Destroyer as Caladan gets up behind him, spins him around and hits a PERFECT MOVE. Caladan locks on a Texas Clover Leaf and Thunder Rider goes out to the apron, hitting a slingshot somersault legdrop down across the back of Destroyer's head!
JLB: Wow! That's RECKLESS ENDANGERMENT! That's their old tag finisher! Destroyer's out of it! I'm going for a closer look!
The rest of the Prime Time Destruction rushes down to the ring and start stomping Destroyer, but the Youngbloods are right behind them, igniting a big brawl - but with no Texas Assasin or Frazer Fury, it's 4 on 6, and with Destroyer KOed and DDS injured, the Youngbloods are fighting at a disadvantage...Mr. Biggs went after Kezmaniac, while the Shinings brawled with Caladan and Road Kill. Thunder Rider kept kicking the fallen Destroyer while Styme cut off DDS with a lowblow. But DDS fought back with a lowblow of his own on Styme! But the numbers were with Prime Time Destruction. Chapel grabbed the Shinings both by the throat, saving Caladan from a beating, hoisted them up and brought them crashing down with a double chokeslam, as Biggs threw Kez to the floor. "Dynamite" Dave Shaw hooked Styme in a front facelock, readying a DYNAMITE DDT, but he had his back to the ropes and didn't see JLB on the apron behind him, who jabbed the butt of his cane into DDS' injured neck. Destroyer battled back to his feet and was tearing into Thunder Rider in the corner, but Caladan came over to make the save with a double axehandle from behind. In the middle of the ring, the two big men - Chapel and Mr. Biggs finally met face to face, staring each other down. Road Kill and Kez cut off the expected showdown with a double-clothesline from behind, sending Biggs into Chapel's NIGHTSTRIKE. Destroyer fought hard, but Caladan cut him off with a PERFECT MOVE as PTD pounded on the fallen Youngbloods. As Thunder Rider climbed to the top rope, John Kronus started running down to ringside, but Perry Saturn caught up to him and stopped him...and the Eliminators started fighting in the aisle! Bishop and Spyder raced past this brawl as Chapel lifted up "Dynamite" Dave Shaw so that Thunder Rider could hit the THUNDER BOMB, dropping DDS right onto his injured neck. Bishop, Spyder, Hemlock, Poison and several other SEWF wrestlers broke into the ring at last to make the save as the Shinings also battled back. Prime Time Destruction, outnumbered now, withdrew. EMTs rushed down to ringside to check out Destroyer and Dave Shaw especially. Destroyer had to be helped to the back, but DDS' was stretchered out after a neck brace was put on him.
SSC: I smell trouble for Dynamite Dave.
JLB: You're gonna be in trouble here pretty soon.
SSC: Uh...we'll make that my cue to say this is Stylin' Steve Chen signing off from the Shawplex. Goodnight!
(Camera fades to black.)
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