*****SATURDAY NIGHT MOTHERSHIP RESULTS FOR 10/25
LIVE FROM THE SHAWPLEX!!******
(Fade in on the SEWF logo. It catches fire and explodes into the picture of Stylin' Steve Chen sitting at the broadcast booth.)
SSC: Hey there everyone and welcome to another edition of the greatest show on television today. That's right it's time for SATURDAY NIGHT MOTHERSHIP!!!!! We have one kick arse card coming into your television tonight. From Destroyer vs. Hemlock to kick off, all the way down to the semifinal tourney matches, this card is stacked. Rumor has it that the prez is gonna have a little interview tonight, we'll see what that's about. Let's get down to the opening match LIVE in the Mothership.
SINGLES ACTION
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Hemlock w/Poison vs. Destroyer w/Dynamite Dave
Destroyer came out ready to go and rushed the ring where Hemlock already was. Hemlock met him with a kick and the match got underway. Destroyer got up and locked up with Hemlock. Hemlock pushed Destroyer into a corner and had to break the hold. They broke cleanly and locked up again. This time, Destroyer pushed Hemlock into the ropes but Hemlock reversed it. Destroyer pushed off Hemlock and made some room for a quick punch. Hemlock was a little stunned and Destroyer followed in with a whip which Hemlock reversed. Hemlock put his head down to early and Destroyer hit him with a big DDT. Detroyer smartly made the cover but Hemlock miraculously kicked out. Destroyer picked up Hemlock and bodyslammed him to the mat. Destroyer then went to the top rope, but Hemlock got up and dove for the ropes, causing Destroyer to fall on his groin. Hemlock got up on the top turnbuckle with Destroyer and gave him a couple quick punches. Hemlock hitched up Destroyer and came off with an amazing superplex! Hemlock made the press but only got a 2 count. Destroyer tried to punch Hemlock, but Hemlock blocked it and kicked Destroyer square in the jaw. Destroyer was a little fazed and Hemlock pulled him to his feet. Hemlock whipped Destroyer into the ropes, but Destroyer reversed it and hit a drop kick square on the knee of Hemlock. Hemlock went down and Destroyer put Hemlock in a half crab on his hurt knee. Hemlock crawled slowly and finally reached the ropes to make Destroyer break the hold. Destroyer picked up Hemlock and out of nowhere hit the Maniac Splash! Destroyer then finished it with his favorite move, the tazmission. Hemlock had no choice but to submit.
WINNER: Destroyer w/Dynamite Dave via Tazmission
SSC: Dave and his New Horsemen got off to a great start tonight with a nice, clean win over Hemlock. That Hemlock is gonna be big, he just needs to work a tad harder and I think he'll be in the elite. Down to the ring for the next match.
Shadow Dragon vs. Demon Kazuya
As the mothership and the SEWF year continues, we now go to the ring where Shadow Dragon comes out to a chorus of cheers. Demon Kazuya comes out to a solid array of boos. The two men stare down each other. The bell rings and the two men walk to each other, shake hands and lock up. Demon takes the early advantage with a series of boots to the midsection. He pushed the Dragon into the turnbuckle and delivers kicks and stomps to all parts of the body. Dragon is down. Demon walks back, turns around and with a running head of steam, plants both feet into the face of the Dragon. Dragon rolls out of the ring in pain. He takes his time and enters the ring slowly. They lock up and it is Dragon with the advantage. He throws Demon into the turnbuckle and hits a splash. He throws Demon into the another turnbuckle and delivers a nasty clothesline. Dragon looks to be in full control. He belly to back suplexes Demon. Demon is down. Dragon goes for the quick pin, 1...2.. 3, no, he kicks out. Dragon sensing the match to be coming to an end throws Demon into the ropes and delivers a sidekick to the jaw. Again, the pin but Demon kicks out at one and jumps to his feet. He throws three consecutive right hands and throws Dragon into the ropes, goes for the clothesline but misses and Dragon hits one of his own Dragon goes to the top rope, and sets up for a splash, but Demon moves out of his way. Dragon lands on his feet, turns and gets the chronic kick to the jaw. 1...2...3, Demon Kazuya wins!
WINNER: Demon Kazuya via Chronic Kick
SSC: A couple men that are pretty friendly with the dark right there. It looks like Demon Kazuya is no man to mess with here in the SEWF. His future looks pretty promising. Let's get to the ring for the ever pissed Skullman's match.
Skullman vs. Thunder Rider
Skullman comes down to the ring to nothing but boos from the crowd. Thunder Rider on the other hand didn't get a reaction. They lock up and it seemed from the get go a uneven match in favor of the Rider. He kicked Skullman in the gut and deliver and lock on a armbar that he then used for a DDT. He picked up Skullman and delivered a couple of chops to the chest. The sound could be heard everywhere. Rider then did a standing still dropkick. Then a powerbomb. He picked up Skullman and slams him on the top turnbuckle and executed the Thunder Bomb. It was elementary after that. After the match, Caladan and Christina come down to ringside, Christina carrying a spray can rolled up inside an nWo shirt. Caladan takes the mic and both enter the ring.
CALADAN: Not bad, not bad TR. Now, you and me have run roughshod over other feds. We've kicked butt wherever we went, and I'm glad that you're here. You and me TR are one fine tag team, and you are one of the best cruiserweights in the world. So, you know why I'm out here.
(He takes the shirt from Christina and holds it up before TR)
CALADAN: Are you with us or what?
(TR ponders the question for a minute, then takes the shirt and puts it on. He and Caladan shake hands).
TR runs over and starts stomping on Skullman at this point, joined by Caladan. Caladan takes the spray can from Christina and write "nWo" on Jackson's back. The New Horsemen run out and the trio retreats through the crowd. TR waves his fingers and departs.
WINNER: Thunder Rider via Thunder Bomb
Rebel Rick Stone vs. Sycho Saber
Sycho came out to meet Rebel Rick Stone. RRS wasted no time and went straight for Sycho with a few lethal kicks. Sycho managed to stagger away, but RRS went right after him, taking him down with a Russian Leg Sweep. He pounced on the fallen Sycho and locked on a version of the STF. Sycho didn't want to submit and held out until RRS finally broke the hold. RRS pulled Sycho to his feet, whipped him into the ropes, and gave him a big powerslam. RRS made the cover for a 2 count. Sycho tried to roll out of the ring, but RRS got a hold of him and pulled him back to his feet. RRS then perched Sycho up on the top rope. RRS went up to meet him, but Sycho kicked him off. Sycho then waited for RRS to get up, and nailed a well placed drop kick. Sycho then made a cover, but only got a 1 count. RRS pulled himself up by the ropes and punched Sycho a couple times. Sycho countered with a kick to Rebel's groin and RRS doubled over. Sycho saw an opening and hit a big knee lift on RRS. RRS kicked out of the attempted cover by Sycho and raked his eyes. RRS quickly pulled him self up and DDT'd Sycho! RRS went up top and waited for Sycho to get up. When he did, RRS came off with a top rope bulldog. RRS made the cover and got the 1-2-3.
WINNER: Rebel Rick Stone
Road Kill vs. King James
King James came out with an nWo shirt on. Road Kill came out with Caladan and Styme with a can of spray paint behind his back. Road Kill walked into the ring and extended his hand to King James. King James refused it and slapped Road Kill in the face. Road Kill didn't like this and decked King James with the spray paint can. Road Kill spray painted 0 on King James and gave him a body outline just for fun. The group then left the ring.
WINNER: None, match never started
TAG TEAM ACTION
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Justice League w/Judge vs. Spyder/Bishop
Dread and Assassin, the Justice League, entered accompanied by the Judge and looking very very cocky. Spyder and Bishop came out together and looked determined as the got into the ring. The bell rang and Spyder started off against Dread. Dread fell victim to a quick drop kick by Spyder. Spyder followed up with a few stomps on the head of Dred. Spyder pulled Dread to his feet and gave him some nasty European uppercuts. Dread quickly retreated to his corner and tagged in Assassin. Assassin ran at Spyder, but Spyder moved out of the way and gave Assassin a drop toe hold, sending the man down hard. Assassin rolled over to see a big elbow coming at him that connected. Spyder tagged in Bishop and Bishop pulled Assassin to his feet, whipping him into the neutral corner. Bishop followed in, but Assassin was able to bring the leg up to block Bishop. Bishop fell back and Assassin ran at him with a big clothesline when he got up. Assassin continued the offensed with some big right hands to the head of Bishop. Bishop finally blocked one and retaliated with one of his own. The two men traded punches for quite sometime before both men fell the mat and the very same punch! The ref began the 10 count and both Dread and Spyder called out for their teammates to make the tag. Bishop began to crawl slowly to Spyder but Assassin got to Dread first. Dread cut off Bishop from making the tag. Dread went to work on Bishop, flooring him with some elbow smashes. Bishop got whipped into the ropes and ducked a clothesline. However, on his way back, Dread gave him a high back body drop that landed him right on the top rope. Dread went over and used repeated European uppercuts to daze Bishop, still hanging from the ropes. Bishop finally rolled over and fell to the mat. Dread again whipped Bishop into the ropes, but this time Bishop grabbed him and gave him a belly-to-belly suplex. Another 10 count was ushered as both men crawled for their corners. Dread was first and tagged in Assassin, but Bishop tagged in Spyder before Assassin could get there. Assassin did some major back peddling but Spyder nailed him and went buck wild on the Justice League. He even threw in a hit for Judge. By the time Spyder was down, Assassin and Dread were flat on the mat, out like lights. Spyder pulled Assassin to the center of the ring and executed his patented Spyder Bite. He tagged in Bishop for the honor to make the cover and the 1-2-3.
WINNERS: Spyder/Bishop via Spyder Bite
SUBMISSION POWER MATCH
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Hemlock w/Poison vs. Shining Stinger
Hemlock came out pretty exhausted from his match with Destroyer, but was ready to go none the less. Stinger came out with Dynamite Dave. The ref flipped a coin which decided that Stinger could go first. Stinger locked on the Death Lock viciously and Hemlock immediately cried out in pain. Hemlock writhed in pain but kept himself from tapping out. After almost 5 minutes of torture, Hemlock finally tapped out. His time was 4:56 to be exact. The 2 switched places and Hemlock applied the Poisoning, a kind of body pretzel maneuver. Stinger cried out and Dynamite urged him on. Finally, Stinger couldn't stand any more and tapped out at 4:46, only 10 seconds away from the win. The ref raised Hemlock's hand in victory and the two departed.
WINNER: Hemlock at 4:56
NO DQ FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH
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Jack Hammer vs. Frazer Fury (no DQ-Falls count anywhere)
Jack Hammer is introduced first, and he comes out to a large ovation from the crowd. He makes his way to the ring with a very intense look in his eyes. Next, Frazer Fury is introduced, and he comes driving down the aisle in his Jaguar, with a smirk on his face. JH wastes no time, jumping out of the ring, and punching FF while he is still in his car. The bell rings, and the match is officially underway, as JH takes FF's head and slams it into the steering wheel. This causes the horn to sound, and the crowd goes crazy. JH Picks FF up out of the car, and bodyslams him onto the guardrail. FF garbs at his own back, and appears to be in a great deal of pain. Unrelenting, JH picks him up and knees him right in the face. FF's nose starts to bleed, and the crowd is going crazy. However, FF silences them with a quick poke to the eyes of JH. JH grabs at his eyes, and this gives FF a chance to catch his breath. FF then grabs JH by the hair, and walks him down the aisle toward the entrance to the locker room. FF slams JH's head into the locker room, which swings open and allows JH to fall through. The fans now must watch the match on the ShawScreen. FF picks JH up, and slams his head into an open locker. FF then proceeds to slam the locker door on JH's head , and JH starts bleeding profusely. FF laughs, and wipes the blood off his face, and then goes for the pin. The referee who followed them into the locker room counts 1.., 2.., JH kicks out. Undaunted, FF picks up JH, and powerslams him onto a bench, which shatters underneath JH's weight. FF again goes for the pin, 1.., 2.., JH kicks out, but barely. FF now a bit frustrated picks up Jack Hammer, and DDT's him onto the concrete!! JH is out cold, and FF again pauses to straighten himself up a bit and pose for the camera. All of a sudden, two lockers open up behind FF, and he doesn't see Hemlock and Poison come out of them. FF is about to go for the pin, when Hemlock grabs him, and sets him up for the Venomplex! At the last moment, Hemlock changes his mind, and holds FF, as Poison gives him a roundhouse right hand punch. FF is knocked unconscious, and Hemlock and Poison make an exit. Now, both men are out cold on the floor of the locker room, and the referee does not know what to do. Then, JH starts to revive, and he slowly gets up to his feet, needing only to fall on FF to get the win. But JH is so stunned, he doesn't know where FF is. JH staggers around the locker room in a daze, as FF starts to make his way to his feet. FF shakes the cobwebs out of his head, and sees the stunned JH. FF goes over to him, and picks him up, and gives him a running power bomb! FF drapes an arm over JH, and the referee counts 1.., 2.., 3! FF raises his arms in triumph, as Tara Alecto comes running into the locker room to congratulate her man on his win.
WINNER: Frazer Fury via running power bomb in the locker room
RETIREMENT MATCH
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Chapel/Styme vs. Power and Glory
P and G came out to a round of nothing. Chapel and Styme did invite quite a few boos when they came out and the match began. Power started off against Styme, taking him down quickly with sheer power. He flexed for Styme but Styme didn't appreciate that too much, so Styme gave Power a quick rake to the eyes. Styme whipped Power into the ropes and nailed him with a drop kick. Styme dragged Power over into his corner and tagged in Chapel. Chapel went to work quickly with some knee drops to Power. He picked up Power and gave him a big lingering vertical suplex. Power tried to pull himself up with the ropes, but Chapel put him right back down with a nasty kick to the stomach of Power. Chapel came back at him with a knee, but Power rolled out of the way. Power struggled up and managed to get to his corner to tag in Glory. Glory went wild on Chapel, giving him some elbows to the head. This brought Styme in and Glory laid him out as well. Styme got back up, but Glory met him with a standing drop kick. Chapel felt the effects of short clothesline and Glory did a little celebrating. Glory came back at Chapel as Power grabbed the ref. With the ref distracted, Glory threw Chapel right over the top rope. Chapel hit hard on the pavement with his head. Styme went down to pick him up and jumped in the ring. Glory finally let the ref go, and, because the ref didn't know what happened, help Styme back. Styme threw Chapel back in the ring, where Styme gave Chapel a blind tag and jumped in the ring. Power got tagged in by Glory and Glory immediately grabbed the ref again. Power took Styme and threw him right over the top rope on top of Chapel. Chapel's head bounced back and hit the pavement. Chapel went out like a light and Styme was pretty dazed. Power went around to Styme and rolled him into the ring. Glory let go of the ref and Power gave Styme a quick DDT. Power tagged in Glory and the two executed a Total Elimination on the wobbly Styme. Power looked into the camera as the ref counted 1-2-3 saying, "That's for you Saturn." The two left the newly retired Styme and Chapel lying flat on their faces.
WINNERS: Power and Glory
SSC: We just saw the end of Chapel and Styme! I can't believe it! All that leaves in the nWo is Caladan and that new guy, it's good day after all! As promised, Prez. Shaw is about to come out for a little interview with our own Matt Hammer. Take it away prez.
Matt Hammer: I'm here with the esteemed president of the SEWF, the one and only David Shaw. (Crowd erupts in cheers except for that 2 row group on nWo fans in the corner. Wonder how the got such bad seats......) What's on your mind Mr. President.
Prez. Shaw: Please, call me David.
Matt Hammer: Hey, no prob David.
Prez. Shaw: First of all, I would like to thank all of the great and loyal fans of the SEWF for coming out to support the great talent here in the Shawplex. The real reason I'm out here, however, is to recognize the outstanding efforts of many people in the front office. I'd like to bring them out one at a time to introduce to you. First out is a man you're all familiar with, VP Colby.
Magnus Colby: Nice to see ya, David.
Prez. Shaw: Magnus here has been very instrumental in determining the specifications for the upcoming tag team tourney. Next, we have a writer of mine, Ryan.
Ryan S: Hey there David.
Prez. Shaw: Ryan does a lot of great work for me, and I really appreciate it. Mr. Ward is coming out next, he is also a writer for myself.
Mr. Ward: Hello, United States of America!!!
Prez. Shaw: Mr. Ward excels in all aspects of writing and he's a great asset to have. We have a few more people up front including another man named Ryan that's my booker and a couple more writers, but they couldn't be here tonight.
Matt Hammer: Is that all David?
Prez. Shaw: Actually, there is one more little thing. There's a man that I'd like to bash for a bit.
Matt Hammer: Great, I love dirt, who's in line for a drag through the mud?
Prez. Shaw: A man named Robert Rollins. Some of you may have heard of him, he is the prez of a different, inferior, federation called the EWWF. (Crowd boos heavily.) Some of you hardcore SEWF fans may remember their attempted invasion in the first stint of the SEWF which failed miserably.
Matt Hammer: Why exactly would you like to bash him?
Prez. Shaw: I'm getting to that, Matt. You may remember the man named Cory "The Rock" Klippel. He is gone now and was owned by Mr. Rollins. Mr. Rollins was constantly bitching about the lack of extremeness here and his lack of push. He fought one match and won, what more do you want? The bottom line is that he is a shmuck that will only wrestle and write extreme matches because his mind is so distorted and demented, he can do nothing else. It truly is sad.
Matt Hammer: Sounds like a true arse. Thanks for sharing.
Prez. Shaw: Hey, I'm always eager to do a little bashing. One more thing, the SEWF's first PPV will be two weeks from tomorrow. The title of the PPV will be SEWF: FROM ASHES TO ANARCHY presented by the Wildhouse newsletter. (Contact BCool7542@aol.com for info) The PPV will be headlined by the finals of the heavyweight tourney and a battle royal for the U.S. title. Now, on with the show!
Matt Hammer: Thanks, David. Let's go straight into our next match.
DOUBLE MAIN EVENT HEAVYWEIGHT TOURNEY SEMIFINAL MATCHES
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Texas Assassin w/Dynamite Dave vs. Anson Dred w/Air Jackson
Texas Assassin came out ready to go with his brand new manager, Dynamite Dave. Dynamite hopped in the ring and said a few words to the ref. He then said some last minute encouragement to TA and got out of the ring. Anson Dred came out with his friend Air Jackson. The bell rang and the 2 men locked up. TA gave Dred a quick knee and applied a hammerlock. TA jabbed a few elbows into the shoulder blades of Dred and leg tripped him face first to the mat. Anson grabbed the ropes and TA had to back off. The two men locked up again and Dred used his height to gain the leverage on TA, forcing him down to the mat. Dred connected with a kick to the chest of TA and Dred followed with another. TA rolled out of the way of a third. TA lunged for Dred's legs and tripped him. Dred tried to get back up, but TA held him down on the mat for a 1 count. The New Horsemen came out at this point, Shining Stinger, Scorpion, Mr. Biggs, and Destroyer, to watch the match as did Jack Hammer. Dynamite Dave yelled some more at TA and TA at this point just went balistic. He pounded Dred into the mat with repeated fists to his head. TA pulled Dred up and slammed him in the center of the mat. He went up top and connected with an amazing moonsault on the fallen Dred. He made a cover, 1..2..th...no, he kicked out. TA wasn't fazed and picked up Dred and gave him a big vertical suplex. TA picked Dred up again for another vertical suplex. TA picked Dred up once again but this time modified it into a nasty brainbuster. Dred was pretty well out, but TA didn't stop. TA gave him a big butterfly suplex into a powerbomb. Dred tried a feeble crawl to the ropes, but TA pulled him back and to his feet. This time Dred managed to rake the eyes of TA. TA was fazed and Dred fell to his knees. TA regained his composure and put a head scissors hold on Dred. Dred put a foot up into the ropes and TA broke the hold. Dynamite yelled out, "Take him to Texas." TA got the clue and powerslammed Dred on the mat. He then applied the vicious Texas Cloverleaf. However, they were a little too close to the ropes and Anson managed to get a grip on the ropes. TA broke the hold but a lot of damage was already done. Dred pulled on the ropes for support and TA picked him up by the hair. TA sent him into the ropes but Dred ducked his clothesline. Dred came back with a big clothesline of his own and both men went down. The ref started the 10 count and Dynamite Dave yelled for TA to get back up. The two men kinda rolled around for awhile and TA finally made it to his feet. He dragged Dred to the center of the ring and gave him a couple of boots to the head. Dynamite yelled, "Finish it!" and TA did. He locked on the Texas Cloverleaf in the center of the ring and Dred had no choice but to tap out. Dynamite Dave hopped in the ring and congratulated TA as did the rest of the New Horsemen and Jack Hammer. The groups departed, leaving a fallen Dred with Air Jackson in the ring.
WINNER: Texas Assassin w/Dynamite Dave via Texas Cloverleaf
SSC: Looks like Dave truly has a winner in TA. The next match here will determine who TA will face for the SEWF Heavyweight Championship at IN YOUR EMAIL: THE END OF THE ROAD live on PPV as Prez. Shaw said before. Let's go right to the ring.
Kez w/Poison vs. "Dark Horse" Caladan Moore w/Christina
The nWo music played and Caladan came to the ring with his lovely manager Christina. Kez followed and the match got underway. Kez locked up with Caladan and gave him a quick knee to gain the advantage. Kez went on the offensive for a good 5 minutes solid nailing everything from drop kicks to back body drops. By the time Kez's carnage was over, Caladan was down in the center of the ring. Kez picked him up and threw him neck first on to the top rope. Caladan sprang off in pain and kicked Kez quickly in the knee, causing Kez to fall. Caladan whipped Kez into the ropes and nailed a big shoulder block. He hit the opposite ropes, jumped over Kez, Kez jumped over him and Caladan jumped over Kez with a sunset flip. Kez tried to keep from falling over but couldn't stop the momentum. 1..2..kickout by Kez. Kez sprang up and whipped Caladan into the ropes. Caladan come off and hooked a sleeper hold on Kez. Kez tried to fight his way out, but slowly fell to the mat. He made a few last lunges but went into submission. The ref raised his hand, it fell, 2nd time, it fell again, 3rd time, it fe...no it didn't, Kez pulled himself up. He hit some big elbows to the gut of Caladan. The crowd was going crazy by now and Kez hit a belly-to-back suplex on Caladan. Kez saw the opportunity and locked on the choking submission, the kezmission! Caladan looked like he had nowhere to got, but inch by inch he pulled himself toward the ropes. After about 2 minutes of grueling effort, Caladan reached the ropes and Kez broke the hold. Kez picked up Caladan and whipped him into the ropes. Caladan came off and slipped behind Kez. After a little twisting and turning, Caladan came out of absolutely nowhere with the Perfect Move!!!!! Kez went down and Caladan hooked the leg for the 1-2-3 and a ticket to the finals!! Caladan helped Kez to his feet and Kez started to regain his senses. As Caladan extended his hand out to Kez, the Eliminators hopped out of the first row and nailed the Total Elimination on Caladan before the two could shake hands. This brought the rest of the nWo out to help out. SEWF wrestlers poured out of the locker room to join in the fray.
WINNER: "Dark Horse" via Perfect Move
SSC: There's no way they're gonna separate these 2 groups. They may be here all week until next Mothership. We'll see. Until then, this is Stylin' Steve Chen, Matt Hammer, signing off. Good night everyone!
(Fade to black.)
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