Screen opens with a view of the parking lot. Saturn and Kronus are searching apparently for someone. The find Hawkeye RAV just getting out of his car and Saturn nails him on the back of the neck with a billy club. Both men start to stomp on Hawkeye. Kronus lifts him up and rams his head through the windshield of the car door. Hawkeye falls to the ground bloody and unconscious. The Eliminators then walk away.
Stylin' Steve Chen - Welcome everyone to the Mothership!! That was quite an intro thanks to the Eliminators. Speak of the devil, hey guys wha---
SATURN: Hawkeye RAV - consider yourself eliminated...
(Both men then cross their arms Gangsta's style to show off Rav's blood and stare into the camera until Kronus breaks out laughing and they depart).
SSC - Um...thanks for that guys. I don't think Hawkeye is gonna be spray painting anything other than the bed pan at the hospital for the next few weeks. We'll of course keep you posted. We have some footage that occurred just before we went on the air. It happened during a dark match for the fans here, let's go to the footage.
Deep, bass horn and drum music begins playing, and under a blacklight, out comes Demon Kazuya, the massive man takes the man preparing for an SEWF try out match (his name is Sandy Shore) and then powerbombs him, thrust kicks him, and Demonslams him. He then stands momentarily in the ring before walking back to the lockerroom slowly, the music still playing and the blacklight still up.
SSC - Weird, but still impressive. For now, let's kick things off with some quarterfinal action....Wait a minute. Styme is sitting in the middle of the ring on a folding chair. Now what?!?!
Styme: SEWF-you are looking at one pissed off SOB-So Shaw, get yer @ss out here, I aint moving till you do, and no one is gonna get to wrestle either, so move it!
(As Styme sits impatiently, Shaw jogs out to the ring mic in hand.)
Shaw: Listen, as the presi-
Styme: Shut up and listen. You are in more trouble then you know. YOU did not allow me to wrestle last week, for that you are gonna pay. Then I told you I was gonna show up and drag someone out to fight, so you beefed up security and didn't let me in the building. for that, you are gonna pay. You see Shaw, I am here to wrestle, not get jacked around. The nWo does what it wants, when it wants-you want me to pack up, head over to your competition? Over in the Pavillion, what are they, BsWo?
Shaw: First of all, we aren't competitors and second, no, I don't, I value you as SEWF talent, I tried to explain the deadline iss-
Styme: The only issue is gonna be the hospital you will be wearing by nights end.
(Styme is holding shaw by the collar as Magnus Colby runs to ringside)
Magnus: Styme, you unhand him now! I was the one who beefed security, and you are the one who did not sign the dotted line, you got a problem? Take it up with me!
(Styme is smiling as he tosses Shaw aside and walks up to Magnus, Magnus is looking to the crowd for support, but as he turns, he gets nailed with a clothesline, followed by a piledriver. Styme walks off as Shaw is helping Magnus to his feet.)
Colby: Styme, you just done farked up the last time, I am fining you $100,000. If you dont pay before bell time for your match, you will have to forfeit your spot in Title tourney.
(Styme appears on the video wall, in what appears to be a non-challant mood)
Styme: Is that all? I will pay-you see, you 2 can not stop me from becoming the SEWF champion, you get in my face, try to F'k me over, or look at me wrong, you will be taking a dirtnap, TOES UP! got IT!!! Magnus, come and get your money yourself, it is here in the lockers!!!
SSC - Jeez, at least that's over. Manhandling the prez and vice prez, what is this fed coming to. Anyway, let's finally get to the ring for some tourney action.
QUARTERFINALS OF THE HEAVYWEIGHT TOURNEY
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Anson Dred vs Skullman
As the crowd was getting situated for this highly anticpated bout, Skullman came out to a mixture of boos and cheers. Dred came out to a chorus, a absolute chorus of Boos. This was not a good sign for the Dreded one, but the match got underway in a big way as Skullman when Dred turned around hit him with a running clothesline. Dred's head hit the turnbuckle and snap back. Dred was in obvious pain, but it didn't matter for Skullman as he worked on the neck and head area with a couple of rolling neck breakers and leg drops. He put on the camel clutch, a new move for him to work on the back of Dred. Dred never gave it up though and manage to crawl to the ropes to break the hold. Skullman started to repeatedly stop Dred but Dred, fighting through the pain, fought back to his feet and started delivering punches to the face and ribs of Skullman. This made Skullman back off and Dred saw his opening and he took it and ran. A running neckbreaker and a pair of clothesline. Dred threw Skullman off the ropes and deliver and inverted atomic drop. He then belly to back suplex Skullman. He went for the cover, 1.2. no, Skullman kicked out. Dred saw the momentum building and scooped up Skullman for the Top rope DDT. He hit it and got the pinfall.
WINNER: Anson Dred via Top Rope DDT
Dynamite DDS vs. Texas Assassin
Dynamite makes his way without any New Horsemen teammates this week. TA brings Jack Hammer along with him. The two shake hands to begin the match and lock up as the bell rings. Dynamite gains the advantage with a hammerlock on TA. TA reverses it into one of his own, but DDS reverses that into another hammerlock. DDS gives TA a quick leg trip and quickly folds him up into a surfboard. TA looks in great pain, but doesn't submit. DDS finally releases the hold and pulls TA to his feet. DDS whips TA into the ropes and misses a clothesline. TA hits a clothesline of his own and gives DDS a quick elbow drop. TA tries to repeat the elbow drop, but DDS rolls out of the way. DDS pulls himself up and kicks TA in the gut. DDS grabs TA's head in a sleeper hold. TA reverses it quickly with a belly-to-back suplex. TA is winded and can't get up and DDS is down as well. The ref starts the 10 count, but DDS makes it up at about 8. He pulls TA to his feet and gives him a big vertical suplex. DDS makes a cover but only gets a 2. TA tries to crawl over to DDS and trip him, but DDS moves out of the way and hits a knee to the side of TA. TA again grabs for DDS' feet and this time succeeds in tripping him up. TA stomps on DDS a few times before picking him up and whipping him into the ropes. TA nails a nice drop kick on DDS, sending DDS to the outside. TA hits the ropes and hits a suicide dive on DDS. Both men hit the floor hard and struggle to get up. The ref starts the count and TA pulls himself up using the apron. He rolls DDS in and follows him in. TA hits DDS with a few boots to the gut. TA picks up DDS and puts a full nelson on him. DDS reverses it and gets behind TA, grabbing him by the waist. TA reverses that and gets behind DDS, grabbing him by the waist. The fighters are very close to the ropes. DDS, trying to break free, accidentally decks the ref with an errant hand. TA doesn't know this or his ring positioning and elevates DDS with a release German suplex. Because of the ring positioning, DDS is thrown over the ropes and hits the concrete floor of the Shawplex terribly hard on the back of his neck. The ref gets back up, kinda dazed but ok. DDS is lying on the ground, not moving an inch. The ref doesn't know what happened, but TA realizes what he has done. He looks distraught and the ref starts the count to get back in the ring. DDS obviously doesn't make it back in and TA wins via countout. Paramedics are quickly summoned. The EMTs quickly secure the neck and head of DDS and transport him on to a stretcher. The EMT's carry him out.
WINNER: Texas Assassin via countout
SSC - Could that have been the end of Dynamite's career as a pro wrestler? It doesn't look real good, we'll monitor the situation and get back to you. The show must go on, so here are Kez and Styme.
Styme vs. Kez
Styme came out first to nothing but boos from the crowd. Kez coming out by himself got a huge ovation. The two men circled each other and locked up. Styme got the early advantage of backing Kez into the ropes and deliver a hard chop to the chest. Styme followed this up with another and another. He then started a barrage of kicks to the midsection of Kez. Kez went down in a hurry. Styme picked him up by the hair, stood on the second turnbuckle and deliver ten powerful rights to the head of Kez. Kez was very woozy. Styme then hit him with a standing neckbreaker and went up top for a top rope leg drop but missed. Kez couldn't take advantage though as one of the NWO's representatives distracted the offficial long enough for the other to beat down on Kez some more. Styme got back to his feet and delivered a running top rope bulldog. He went for a quick cover, 1...2.. no kick out by Kez. Kez is showin his reselliency here folks. Styme throws Kez into the ropes and goes for a clothesline but misses. Kez stops behind him and hooks on the Kezmission. He drops down, and Styme taps out before the NWO can come and save him. The NWo starts to beat on Kez afterwards until DDS and the rest of the New Horsemen come and out and save Kez.
WINNER: Kez via Kezmission
"Dark Horse" Caladan Moore w/Christina vs. Destroyer w/Dynamite Dave
Prez. Shaw makes his way out once again and grabs a mike. "Due to the immense magnitude of this match, I have moved into the main event slot. This makes a double main event tonight with the TRO vs. Hemlock match as well. Thanks."
SSC - That makes sense. Now for the anticipated debut of Justice League as a tag team. Let's see if Anson and Air can contain these two.
TAG TEAM ACTION
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Anson Dred/Air Jackson vs. Justice League
Well ladies and gentlemen, this should be a great match, two tag teams that absoulutly despise each other are here to fight. Make no mistake about it, Dread and Dred REALLY hate each other. First up in the ring is Dred and the Assassin. They lock up and Dred pushes Assassin into the ropes and backs off with a clean break, oh, and Assassin just slapped Dred. Now Dred grabs him by the hair and picks him up and throws him. Wow, that's gotta hurt. Assassin is slow to get up and Dred kicks him in the back, picks him up and suplexs him. Dred tags Jackson in and Jackson throws Assassin into the ropes and clotheslines him. Jackson picks him up and side slams him. Jackson then grabs him by the hair and starts slapping him in the back of the head. And that just made the Assassin mad, he stands up and scoop slams Jackson, throws him into the ring ropes and YES! he gets the sleeper on him. Now Jackson is trying to escape. He is worming his way over to the ropes and grabs it. The Ref is calling for a clean break, but Assassin will not let go. And Dred is in and nails Assassin in the back with a forarm chop. Now Dread is in and He and Anson Dred are going at it, punches are aflyin'! And Dread nails him with a European uppercut and Dred falls out of the ring. Dread finally leaves the ring and goes to his corner. And Assassin finally lets go of the hold. He picks up Jackson, and slams him into the mat. Assassin tags in Dread and now Dread picks up Jackson, throws him into the ropes. Dread hits him with a flying Shoulderblock. And Jackson is down. Waitaminute, where is Dred. Oh there he is. Lying on the mat on the floor, slowly starting to get up. And the Assassin walks over to him and hits him in the back with a steel chair. Not once but twice. Dred is out of it. Now Dread has Jackson in the wristlock walks over to the Corner and Tags in Assassin. And Dread is picking up Jackson. He throws him into the air, and Assain hits the Diamond Cutter on Jackson's way down. And Assassin covers Jackson For the 1-2-3. This match is over.
WINNER: Justice League via double team diamond cutter
SSC - Not a bad match, let's go quickly to the Spyder/Bishop matchup. Spyder won his debut match a week ago, maybe he can keep up the streak against the solid Bishop. To the ring we go.
SINGLES ACTION
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Bishop vs. Spyder
And this ladies and Gentlemen, should be one of the best matches of the night. Two begginers here in the SEWF are set to Square off, Bishop, coming off a recent loss, and Spyder, coming off a debut win against Primetime. They are both in the ring, and Spyder shakes hands with Bishop and they talk to each other, looks like they were both wishing each other good luck. And now the bell rings and the match is on. They lock up, Spyder sweeps Biushop legs and lands on him with an elbow. He picks Bishop up, throws him into the ropes, goes for the clothesline but bishop ducks, and hits Spyder with a drop kick. He picks Spyder up, and throws him into the ropes, goes for the back body drop, but Spyder reverses to a Sunset Flip. Bishop kicks out. Now Spyder throws Bishop into the ropes, but Bishop stops in time and once again, Dropkicks Spyder. Spyder rolls out of the ring for a second to clear his head, Bishop waits on the other side of the ring. These two are very respecful of each other, something we haven't seen in a match for a while. Now Spyder is back in and they lock up, Spyder hip tosses Bishop and lands on him with a knee. Spyder gets him in to a headscissors. Bishop kicks out. Spyder tries to grab him, but Bishop moves and grabs him with a reverse chinlock. Spyder Nails bishop in the gut, backs into the ropes and clotheslines Bishop. Now he picks up Bishop for a slam. Picks Bishop again and suplexs him. Spyder goes to the top rope, goes for the elbow, but Bishop moves. Bishop starts to work on Spyder's arm, putting him into an armbar takedown. Spyder inches toward the ropes, and there is a clean break. Spyder locks up with Bishop again, but Bishop puts him into a hammerlock, but Spyder reverses. Bishop looking for a way out, breaks the hold and runs to the ropes, But so does Spyder and it's a double clothesline, both men are down in the center of the ring, Spyder slowly gets up and picks up bishop and puts him in a bearhug. Bishop counters with a thumb to the eye, Spyder drops him. The camera cuts to the back and security officials are holding back an enraged Chapel. He is trying to break free and he's holding what looks like some brass knuckles. Looks like he was going to interfere in the match. Way to go security for keeping that trash out of the ring. Back to action, Spyder rakes Bishops face. They lock up again, Spyder wins the lock up and picks Bishop up for a Razors Edge, but Bishop is squrming, they are close to the ropes, they fall over the ropes and the both land hard. The referee starts his count, 1,2,3,4,5,6, It doesn't look like eiother of them are getting up, 7,8,9, and no they are both rising, but it is to slow, 10. And with that this match ends in a double Countout. They both go into the ring, look at one another, look at the fans, walk over to each other and shake hands and say good match to each other. They raise each others hands and the crowd goes wild.
WINNER: None, double countout
SSC - Ok, I'm telling you right now, Chapel needs to cool it. Anymore of this crap and he's gonna be outta here. The cage is being put up as we speak, and it should be a great match. The arseholes over in the nWo against SEWF veterans, the Eliminators. Killing time, killing time, blah blah blah. Ok, finally the cage is up. Let's get to the action right now!
TAG TEAM CAGE MATCH
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Eliminators vs. Power and Glory
The Eliminators arrive and check out the cage. P&G, members of the nWo in case you don't remember, also make their way down and don't wait for the bell. The two teams immediately go at it before they can even get in the cage. Kronus swings Power around a throws him right up into the cage. Saturn does the same with Glory and the teams meet again in the cage. Kronus goes for Power and give him a quick kick to the stomach and snap suplex. Saturn picks up Power and bodyslams him on top of his fallen partner. The Eliminators do a little strutting around the ring and head back for the pile of P&G. Power is the first to get pulled up by the hair. He then gets thrown face first into the cage which cuts him open. Glory follows in the same suit as Power, but is spared the nasty cut. Power is grabbed up by Saturn and Saturn gives him a nice standing drop kick. Glory tries to retalitate on Kronus with a low blow. He pulls himself up and give a nasty side kick to Kronus. Saturn comes over and gives him a quick spin wheel kick, sending him into the cage. Kronus picks up the fallen Glory and springboards him right into the cage. Glory is gushing major blood and can hardly crawl. Kronus picks up Glory and springboards him again into the cage! Glory is cut even worse and can't even see through the blood in his eyes. Glory is totally blinded and swings wildly, catching nothing but air. He keeps swinging and Saturn whips Power right into him. Glory, not knowing who he's got, starts to pummel Power. Kronus and Saturn just stand there laughing their arses off. Glory finally realizes he's got the wrong guy and let Power go. Saturn pulls up Power and makes him stand up. Power just stands there groggy and BAM TOTAL ELIMINATION! Saturn makes the lateral press for the 1-2-3!
The Eliminators depart the ringside area as Styme enters the cage and starts berating Power & Glory for their loss. Styme grabs the mic, and stands nose to nose with his teammates.
STYME: I took you two here to kick@ss, not get your @ss's kicked! You are a disgrace, I tried, but you didn't wanna learn, consider yourselves FIRED! (Styme slams the mic to the mat)
Power shoves Styme down as Caladan Moore comes running down to ringside. He to enters the cage and goes over to the fallen Styme. Caladan grabs Styme by the collar of his shirt and slaps him hard across the face as Power and Glory look excited at the thought of the help Caladan is offering. Styme gets a weird look in his eyes and he pushes Caladan aside. Suddenly, Styme nails Glory from behind with a running forearm to the back of the neck as Caladan hammers Power with a double axe-handle, sending both men stumbling forward. As the two pound Power and Glory to the mat, Styme picks up the mic)
STYME: It is time for a new nWo, and meet the newest member!
(Chapel comes down from the lockers, enters the ring, and double chokeslams Power and Glory. Caladan cheers and pulls off his Eliminators t-shirt, revealing an nWo t-shirt underneath. He exchanges high fives with Styme and Chapel and then all three start stomping Power and Glory. Christina comes walking down the aisle wearing an nWo tube top and black shorts, carrying a can of spray paint. She climbs into the cage and gives the spray can to Caladan. Moore proceeds to spray a "0" on first Glory's back and then on Power's front)
STYME: Shaw, Colby, I run things now, sure go ahead, void Chapels contract, he works for me NOW! ha ha ha
(All 4 leave the ring as the fans show their disapproval)
WINNERS: Eliminators via Total Elimination
SSC - Oh, that's just peachy. Kick two losers out of the nWo, but then take away maybe the greatest talent in the SEWF. This spells trouble big time. We'll try to blank that out and get to the first match of our double main event. This one's starting outside, so that's where we're going.
MAIN EVENT NO DQ PARKING LOT BRAWL
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Hemlock vs. The Ravishing One
Hemlock is outside and TRO goes out to meet him. There are no barriers, no ring, and no security around as the match begins. Hemlock immediately runs for TRO, clipping his knee. Hemlock beats on TRO, but TRO rolls on top of Hemlock and starts some beating of his own. He jumps up and stomps on Hemlock a few times. He picks Hemlock up by the hair, lifts him up, and gives him one vicious backbreaker. Hemlock tries to retaliate with a couple punches to the stomach of TRO, but TRO shrugs them off and delivers a big kick to the head of Hemlock. Hemlock is sent hard to the hard asphalt parking lot. TRO picks Hemlock up again and throws his head first on to the hood of a car. Hemlock starts to bleed some from a cut on his forehead. He wheels around with a punch, but TRO blocks it and kicks him in the gut to send him reeling backwards. TRO stalks his prey but suddenly, the front door of the car opens quickly and catches TRO smack on the chin. TRO falls backwards, totally unconscious. Out of the car emerges the one and only Poison. Poison picks up TRO and bodyslams him hard on to the concrete. He helps Hemlock to his feet and Hemlock lifts up TRO. He elevates TRO and nails him with a perfect Venomplex. TRO is bleeding profusely and totally knocked out at this point. Hemlock grabs TRO's arms and drags him through the back door of the Shawplex and into the ring. He lays TRO in the center of the ring and hits a top rope leg drop just for fun. He makes the cover with one finger as the ref counts 1-2-3.
WINNER: Hemlock via top rope leg drop (and others)
SSC - From outside to inside, we're gonna stay inside for the most anticipated match in SEWF history. Caladan asked for a little time before the match to voice some concerns and that time has been granted from Prez. Shaw. Let's see what he has to say.
(Caladan Moore and Christina come down to the ring to Deep Purple's "Perfect Strangers". Caladan hops up on to the apron and holds the ropes open for Christina, then enters the ring, a big smile across his face. Caladan grabs the mic from the ring announcer, still grinning.)
Caladan: Cut the music!
(Once the music stops, Caladan continues)
Caladan: Now, something very interesting occurred to me last night that I'd like to address....
(Caladan looks around, spots the ref in the corner and turns to him)
Caladan: Come over here, Mr. referee, I've got some questions for you.
(The ref comes over, looking a tad confused)
Caladan: Now, Mr. referee, before we bring out Destroyer, I just want to ask a couple of things to clarify the rules, ok?
Ref: (still looking confused) Ok...
Caladan: (laughs) Mr. referee, now if I'm not mistaken, a choke hold is illegal in the SEWF. Is that correct?
Ref: Well, you have a five count....
Caladan: And if you reach five, it's a DQ, right?
Ref: That's correct.
Caladan: Now, the rules don't discriminate on how you apply the choke, do they? It doesn't matter whether I use my hands, the ropes, a chain, my foot, my arms - it's still illegal. Am I correct?
Ref: Yeah, that's true.
Caladan: So, Mr. referee, what you're saying is that a choke is illegal and if you hold it to the count of five, you will be disqualified?
Ref: This is pretty basic stuff that I explained back in the dressing room....
Caladan: Just answer the question.
Ref: Yes, if you hold any type of choke to the count of five, you will be disqualified.
Caladan: (an even bigger grin spreads across his face) Mr. referee - my opponent's finisher, the tazmission, is a choke hold. It is a choke taught to first degree black belts in judo, known as the khaut tahag tomai, or to us, the tazmission. Now it's legal in judo, but is this judo?
Ref: Well, no....
Caladan: So is a choke hold, such as the tazmission, legal in the SEWF?
Ref: I guess not...
Caladan: So if Destroyer puts me in the tazmission, he has a 5 count to break it or he will be disqualified?
Ref: Yeah, that seems right.
Caladan: Thank you Mr. referee, that's all I needed to know. Send Destroyer down!
(Caladan gives the mic back to the ring announcer, still grinning as Destroyer's music starts, but it abruptly stops as Prez. Shaw and Colby make their way to the ring).
Shaw: Ok, Caladan, I've heard your little speech and it does have some validity to it. However, the tazmission is a widely accepted move. Granted it is practiced only in the ECW where there are no rules, but I still think it is an accepted hold worldwide. Colby, what do you think.
Colby: Well, I think we should out rule it. I personally have always been opposed to the hold and Mr. Moore raises a very valid point. I believe that hold should be banned outright.
Shaw: I don't know, it seems kinda unfair to Destroyer.
Colby: How about this, we ban it for this match but under the premise that it will be reviewed by the championship committee. That way, there is still a chance it will be reinstated but still takes care of Caladan's request.
Shaw: I like that, Colby. As president of the SEWF, I hereby declare the Tazmission illegal for this match. Now that that's done, I wanna see a fight!
(The two men depart and Destroyer's music plays as he walks down the aisle, passing the two.)
MAIN EVENT QUARTERFINAL MATCH
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"Dark Horse" Caladan Moore w/Christina vs. Destroyer w/Dynamite Dave
What you are about to witness is the longest, most extensive match in the history of the SEWF. Enjoy.
The electricity is surging through the crowd, as it is now time for this long-anticipated match-up. Caladan is introduced first, and Kez gives him some last minute advice before he heads to the ring. The crowd is going crazy, and not just because Christina is here. Destroyer comes down the aisle next, and the crowd impossibly gets even louder. The two men are now in the ring, and the stare each other down, knowing that after all their preparation for this bout, only one of them will come away the winner. The bell rings, and they're off! They lock-up, and Destroyer throws Caladan into the turnbuckle, and then stares at him with fury. Caladan come back, and they lock-up again. This time, Caladan puts Destroyer in a headlock. Destroyer throws Caladan off the ropes, but he comes back and shoulderblocks Destroyer so hard that Destroyer falls through the ropes and out of the ring. The intensity is burning in Caladan's eyes as he waits for Destroyer to climb back into the ring. Destroyer climbs in, and they lock up again. This time, Destroyer puts Caladan in a headlock, and takes him down, and then Caladan counters with a head-scissors, which Destroyer breaks out of quickly. Destroyer quickly grabs caladan, and puts him in another headlock, Caladan backs him into the ropes, and whips him into the other ropes. Caladan goes for the clothesline, but Destroyer ducks under it, and rolls Caladan up, 1.. 2.., and a kick-out. Destroyer goes back to the headlock, which has worked so far, but Caladan escapes, and counters with a hammerlock. Destroyer reacts with an elbow to the face of Caladan, who is staggered, and Destroyer seizes the advantage by slapping on an arm-bar. Caladan whips Destroyer into the ropes, and when he comes back, gives him in a monkey flip. Caladan then puts on his own arm-bar. Destroyer then whips Caladan off the ropes, and knees him in the stomach, bringing him to his knees. Destroyer then slaps on a chinlock, trying to wear Caladan down, by keeping the match at a slow pace. However, Caladan breaks out with three swinging elbows, and he runs off the ropes, but when he comes back, Destroyer elbows him in the face. Destroyer then picks Caladan up, and gives him an inverted atomic drop, and Caladan is visibly weakened. Destroyer then picks Caladan up, and gives him a running powerslam, and goes for the cover, 1.., 2.., and Caladan kicks out, but he appears to have been weakened by the powerslam. Destroyer then whips Caladan into the ropes, and meets him on the way back with a boot to the face. Destroyer picks Caladan up, brings him to the corner, and gives him a running bulldog. The variety of technical moves used so far in this match is outstanding. Christina appears worried, and Caladan is absorbing am pounding so far. Caladan is lying on the mat, after the bulldog, and Destroyer goies up to the top rope. But Caladan recovers in time, and throws Destroyer off the top rope into the middle of the ring. Caladan then goes up top, and jumps for the splash, but at the last second, Destroyer rolls out of the way, and Caladan hits the mat hard. Destroyer picks Caladan up, and dopkicks him so hard that he falls out of the ring. Destrpoyer then climbs up on then top rope, and connects with a big splash while Caladan is lying on the concrete. Caldan appears to be unable to fight back now, as Destroyer picks him up, and bodyslams him onto the concrete. Caladan now barely able to stand, is rolled into the ring by Destroyer. Destroyer whips him into the turnbuckles, and as caladan comes staggering back, Destroyer gives him a swinging neckbreaker. Destroyer covers caladan, 1.., 2.., 3- No, Caladan lifts a shoulder just before 3. Destroyer is now frustrated, for Caladan won't give up. The crowd, seeing Caladan's predicament, starts to rally behind him. Destroyer whips Caladan into the ropes, and gives him a big back-body-drop, and goes for the cover, 1.., 2.., no Caladan gets his foot on the ropes. Destroyer picks Caladan up, and lifts him for a high suplex, holding him in the air for lmost 10 seconds, before suplexing him to the mat. The cover, 1.., 2.., shoulder up. Destroyer punches the mat in frustration, wondering what it will take to pin Caladan. He lifts Caladan to his feet, but then Caladan drops back down, and rolls Destroyer up, 1.., 2.., kick-out. Destroyer quickly gives Caladan a fistdrop, before Caladan can build any offense. Destroyer then climbs up to the 2nd turnbuckle, and gives Caladan a flying elbow. The pin, 1.., 2.., Caladan muscles his shoulder up, as his chest heaves in agony. Christina has a look of great fear on her face, at the prospect of Caladan losing. Destroyer picks Caladan up, and Caladan punches Destroyer in the face! Destroyer is staggered, but when Caladan tries another punch, Destroyer ducks under it and puts on the chinlock. Caladan strugggles to get to the ropes as he is losing his air supply, and he just barely gets there, and the ref breaks the hold. Destroyer then brings Caladan to the middle of the ring, but Caladan elbows him in the stomach. Destroyer wobbles back, and Caladan tries a punch. Destroyer blocks it, and locks on the sleeeperhold. Caladan is in the middle of the ring with no place to go, and the ref is asking him, "do you want to tap out? just tap twice!" Caladan moans, "no, no", but his resolve is weakening, as the Destroyer tightens the hold, and Caladan has trouble breathing. Caladan taps the mat once, and as Christina hides her head, brings his hand down a second time. But just before it hits the mat, he lifts it back up. Destroyer is astonished, and the crowd starts to scream. Caladan struggles with Destroyer, and backs him into a corner, and elbows him in the face, breaking out of the sleeperhold. Destroyer can't believe it. Caladan puches him in the face, and Destroyer counters with a punch of his own. The two men stand in the corner, slugging away at each other. Then Caladan whips Destroyer into the ropes, and on the way back, lauches him up so that his throat hits the ropes. As Destroyer staggers around, gasping for air, Caladan hits him witha running clothesline, and goes for the pin, 1..2..3-no, Destroyer beat the 3 count witha kick-out. Caladan then gives Destroyer a crushing backbreaker, and goes for the pin, 1.., 2.., kick-out. Caladan then lifts Destroyer into a high suplex, and hits it, and goes for the cover, 1.., 2.., kick-out. Now frustrated, Caladan grabs Destroyer, and hammerwhips him face-first into the turnbuckle. Destroyer goes crashing into the mat, and Caladan goes to cover him, 1.., 2.., and Destroyer gets his foot on the ropes. Caladan then picks Destroyer up, and powerslams him back to the mat, and goes for the cover, 1.., 2.., and Destroyer barely gets his shoulder up. Christina is yelling at Caladan to go for the kill, and he picks Destroyer up for another powerslam, but Destroyer slips out of his grasp, and gives Caladan a German suplex, and holds it for the cover, 1.., 2.., kick-out, by Caladan. Caladan is the first to rise, and he puts Destroyer up on the top rope, and suplexes him from there. The suplex took a lot out of Caladan, as well as Destroyer, as Caladan barely drapes his arm over Destroyer for the cover, 1.., 2.., Destroyer lifts his shoulder. Both men are slow to rise, and when they do, Caladan grabs Destroyer, and whips him into the ropes. Caladan the bounces off the opposite ropes, and aims a clothesline at Destroyer. But Destroyer had the same idea, and the wrestlers clothesline each other. The ref gives them the 10-count as both men are down. Destroyer staggers to his feet first, as the ref reaches 7, and he creeps up behind Caladan, who is busy getting up off of his knees. All of a sudden, Destroyer slaps on the Tazmission from behind!! Caladan is stuck, with no ropes to get to, in the middle of the ring. Caladan struggles valiantly, and he won't submi, but Destroyer responds by applying more force. Caladan motions the ref over, as if to submit, but instead, gives Destroyer a swinging elbow! Destroyer is stunned, and he struggles to keep the Tazmission n, but Caladan appears to be gaining strength. He gives Destroyer another elbow, and another, and the backs him into the ropes. Caladan then breaks out of the Tazmission by whipping Destroyer off of the ropes, and on the way back, Caladan catches him with the Perfect Move!!!! Caladan goes for the cover, 1.., 2.., 3!!! CALADAN WINS!! Both men now lay in the center of the ring, each too beaten and tired to move, as Christina jumps around in triumph. The crowd is deafening, with its respect for the the two wrestlers who just fought what could be the greatest match in the history of the SEWF.
WINNER: "Dark Horse" Caladan Moore via Perfect Move
SSC - (Looks in awe) That was the greatest match ever. End of story. There is nothing I can say to make this mothership any better, so I'll just say goodnight and see ya next week.
(Fade to black.)