SATURDAY NIGHT MOTHERSHIP
LIVE!!! FROM THE SHAWPLEX ON 10/4
***camera opens with the Texas Assassin and Jack Hammer just pulling into
the parking lot of the Shawplex. The two men get out of the jeep and the
Texas Assassin goes to the back and pulls out his gym bag containing the
bull whip and some other unknown things. As the two men near the entrance
of the Shawplex, they are met by a reporter***
Reporter: Texas Assassin!! ....can we ask you a few questions about your
cage match tonight with the assassin?!
Texas Assassin: Sure thing.......what do you want to know.
Reporter: Well, first off, from what we know, you have never fought in such
an "Extreme" match, as the justice league likes to put it, as a weapons
filled cage match. Is this true??
Texas Assassin: Yes, that's true. Never in my career have I been involved
in such a match as a weapons filled cage match.
Reporter: Well secondly, we all know that at first this match started out as
just a simple cage match, with the rule that the winner must make his
opponent submit or surrender. But now, it has just about turned into a war
between you two. What I want to know is that are you feeling cheated in any
way about the stipulations of this match?? I mean its one thing to be
locked in a 20ft. high steel cage with a roof, but its another thing to be
locked in there with lead pipes and bats and who know's what else.
Texas Assassin: Well as far as feeling cheated about the rules of this match
goes, Yeah. I do feel a little cheated, I mean just because this guy I'm
fighting can't do the job with his own two hands, AND he can't have his
partner in there to help him out. He needs some kinda' weapon like a stick
or somethin' to keep me from giving him the @$$ whoopin that he so truly
deserves! And then he goes and tries to play it off as being an extreme
match just to make him look tough. C'mon, give me a break.
Reporter: Ah, well that leads me to my next questions. In his last flash
the assassin stated to you that he loves pain, and he hopes you do too!!
Any comments on that??
Texas Assassin: Well assassin, it's good that you seem to love pain, as
untrue as that is. Because in just a few hours, you're gonna feel what PAIN
really is, and I garauntee that you won't love it!! And as far as me loving
pain, well I'm gonna love putting you through it.
Reporter: Just one more question before you go. What's in the bag??
Texas Assassin: That's for me to know, and you to find out.
Reporter: O.k., well, any last comments??
Texas Assassin: Yeah. I'd just like to dedicate this match to all the
wonderful people back home in Texas, and all my fans all over the world.
Reporter: Well goodluck tonight and thanks for your time.
Texas Assassin: No problem.
***the Texas Assassin and Jack Hammer enter the Shawplex as the camera fades
to black***
Stylin' Steve Chen: Hey this is your host for the night the Stylin' one himself and we have one big arse card for ya tonight. The heavyweight tourney finally gets underway, we have a weapons filled cage match, and a showdown between the New Horsemen and Caladan w/Eliminators. Let's get to the ring.
BRACKET 1 OF THE HEAVYWEIGHT TOURNEY
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Destroyer w/Dynamite Dave vs. Bishop w/Jack Hammer
Destroyer cam out ready to go as the New Horsemen music hit the speakers at the Shawplex. A capacity crowd of 90,586 was on hand witnessing the action. DDS accompanied Destroyer to the ring and Bishop with his temporary manager Jack Hammer was there to meet them. The bell rang and the first match of the heavyweight tourney got underway. Destoryer and Bishop locked up and Bishop pushed Destroyer into the corner. The broke it clean but Bishop came back and drove his shoulder into the stomach of Destroyer 3 times before whipping Destroyer cross ring. Bishop ran in and hit a big splash on Destroyer and as Destroyer stumbled out of the corner, Bishop gave him a bulldog. Bishop celebrated his early success and the crowd responded. He made a lateral press, but Destroyer kicked out in 2. Bishop pulled Destroyer up by the hair and whipped him into the ropes. Bishop tried for a hip toss, but Destroyer countered it with one of his own. Destroyer bounced of the ropes and drop kicked Bishop. Destroyer went outside and connected with a slingshot leg drop over the top rope. Bishop was down and Destroyer hooked his leg for the cover, but Bishop got his foot up into the ropes. Destroyer pulled him up and bodyslammed him in the middle of the ring. Destroyer went up top but Bishop hopped up and punched him to drop him onto the top turnbuckle. Bishop gave Destroyer a couple of chops, but Destroyer connected with a kick to Bishop's mouth that sent him back. When Bishop ran back to the turnbuckle, Destroyer hooked Bishop's head, jumped off, and swung around to hit an amazing top rope swinging DDT! Destroyer ran to the fallen Bishop and locked on the Tazmission. Bishop tried to reach for the ropes, but when he saw it was hopeless, he quickly tapped out. Dynamite Dave congratulated his fighter on the win and the 2 left the ring.
WINNER: Destroyer via Tazmission
"Dark Horse" Caladan Moore w/Christina vs. Demon Warrior
The Dark Horse came out to a round of cheers with the lovely Christina. The eerie DOD music of the Demon Warrior played but no Demon Warrior was around. The crowd didn't mind cause they got a nice look at Christina. This could play a factor when the fresh Caladan and his Elimantors face the New Horsemen with a Destroyer that has already fought. We'll see.
WINNER: "Dark Horse" Caladan Moore via forfeit
Perry Saturn vs. Styme
Dark Horse stayed out to usher in his friend Perry Saturn who brought along John Kronus. Styme of course was accompanied by Power, Glory, and that familiar nWo music. Styme hopped in the ring and ripped of his nWo shirt in an imitation of Hollywood Hulk Hogan. All he got were boos for his effort. At any rate, the match began and the 2 fighters circled each other a bit. Saturn ran in and hit a dropkick to the knee of Styme. Styme fell to his knees and Saturn hit a drop kick this time to the chest of Styme. Styme was flattened and rolled out of the ring to regroup. His nWo teammates encouraged him and Styme took his time entering the ring. When he did enter, Saturn was ready for him and stomped on him. Saturn picked up Styme and whipped him into the ropes, Styme reversed it and hit a big clothesline on Saturn. Saturn was sent to the mat and Styme hit an elbow drop on him. Styme pulled Saturn up and elevated him with a vertical suplex and brought him down hard. Power jumped on the ring apron to distract the ref and Styme threw Saturn over the top rope. Saturn hit hard on the concrete and Glory began to stomp on him. He was picking Saturn up for a suplex when Caladan and Saturn came over to make the save. They helped Saturn over to their corner and when he regained his senses, Saturn climbed back in the ring. Styme kicked him once and locked him in an abdominal stretch. Styme grabbed the ropes for extra leverage, but let go when the ref looked. He did this once more and the ref caught him and made him break the hold. Styme then whipped Saturn into the ropes and hit him with a big foot to the face. He pulled up Saturn and whipped him again, but Saturn reversed it. Power hopped on the apron and distracted the ref. Saturn missed a clothesline and Styme grabbed Saturn and whipped him. Glory hit Saturn in the back with a chair when he hit the ropes. Power hopped of the apron and Styme dragged the fallen Styme to the center of the ring where he applied the Sharpshooter for the win. Caladan and Kronus rushed the ring to get their friend and the nWo departed.
WINNER: Styme via Sharpshooter
Kez gets a bye due to departure of "Double D" Dave Daulton
SINGLES ACTION
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Anson Dred vs. Dread of Justice League w/Assassin
This was a unusual match featuring two men who hate each other for having the same name. Anson Dred comes out first, to a mixture of boos and cheers. Justice league came out with Assassin to a loud set of boos. This was a unusual match all the way with Dread taking control early. He was getting ready to use a chair and finish off the Anson with a chair shot to the head but Anson blocked it and went on the offensive. He used a pair of clotheslines and a scissors kick to the head to get the Dread down to the mat. He lifted him up and did a inverted atomic drop. He lifted him up again and set him on the top rope. Anson powerbombed Dread and got the pin. After the match, Assassin comes in the ring and him and Dread start to beat on Anson until a mysterious man comes from the back, rushes in and delivers rights to the head of both men, sending them to the mat. He picks up a mic and announces his name. "I'm Air Jackson and I'm here to kick a$$." Both Anson and Jackson then leave together.
WINNER: Anson Dred via top rope powerbomb
The Ravishing One vs. Kez
The Ravishing One appears in the entry and struts to the ring. Kez makes his way after that and the match gets underway. The lockup takes place and Kez puts TRO in a hammerlock. TRO reverses it and uses a leg trip to send Kez to the mat. He measures Kez and gives him a quick knee to the abdomen, followed by another. TRO places Kez's throat on the bottom rope and elbow drops Kez's back. TRO pulls Kez up, sends him into the ropes, and hits a big back body drop. Kez is flattened and TRO makes a quick cover for only a 2 count. Kez is pulled up once again and TRO whips him but it gets reversed. Kez connects with a clothesline and falls to the mat. The ref begins the 10 count and TRO makes it up at about 7. He pulls Kez up and drop kicks him to the mat. Kez pulls himself up with the ropes and TRO clotheslines him right over the top rope. Suddenly, Sycho Saber runs out of the back, but the ref is admonishing TRO for the clothesline and doesn't see him. He picks up Kez who is lying on the outside and DDT's him right on the pavement. Saber then leaves and TRO finds a knocked out Kez. He rolls him back in and makes a simple cover for the 1-2-3.
WINNER: The Ravishing One via outside interference
SUBMIT OR SURRENDER MATCH
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Shining Stinger w/Dynamite Dave vs. Hemlock
The New Horsemen made their presence felt in this match as the leader, Dynamite Dave accompanied Shining Stinger to the ring to a chorus of cheers. Hemlock came out to a chorus of boos from the crowd. The Match began oddly enough with a test of strength, with Hemlock winning with a kick to the stomach followed by a arm drag take over into a armbar. Stinger broke the hold and used a hip toss into a armbar. Good sound technical wrestling so far. Stinger then went for his bag of tricks and pulled out a bulldog from the top rope. Hemlock was down. Stinger used this opprunitity to pound on the legs repeatedly. He used a spinning toe hold, and a surfboard. Hemlock wouldn't give it up though. Stinger went for a breather and talk with Dave when Hemlock came behind and clubbed him in the back of the head. Hemlock then used the DDT to set up a frog splash and maybe then his finisher. Stinger moved out of the way in the nick of time, picked up the fallen Hemlock, hit him with the Scorpion death drop and hook the scorpion death lock on. Hemlock held on for almost three minutes, but in the end, gave it up.
WINNER: Shining Stinger via Scorpion Death Lock
WEAPONS FILLED CAGE MATCH
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Assassin w/Dread vs. Texas Assassin w/ Jack Hammer
Assassin makes his way out with Dread and TA meets him in the cage. TA brought with him a plastic trash can of stuff and dumps in the ring. The cage in locked and the match is underway. TA reaches into his back pocket and pulls out one big arse bull whip. TA makes it crack a couple times in front of Assassin and finally hits him square in the face with it. Assassin scrambles for something to defend himself with and finds part of a broken baseball bat. At TA's next whip, he uses the bat to defend himself. The whip curls around the bat and Assassin jerks the whip away from TA. The damage is done already to Assassin who is bleeding from a cut on his forehead from the whip. Assassin whips at TA, but TA moves out of the way and charges Assassin, bullying him to the ground. TA picks up a toaster and clubs Assassin over the head with hit a couple times to open another wound on Assassin. TA takes the whip out Assassin's hands and starts using it to choke Assassin. Assassin tries to struggle free and pulls himself up with the ropes. He gives TA a couple elbows to the ribs to gain enough separation to wriggle free. TA throws the whip out of the cage to Jack Hammer. TA resumes the match and picks up a piece of barbed wire. Assassin tries to drop kick TA and does so, sending the barbed wire into TA's chest causing TA to bleed as well. TA lands near the broken baseball bat and wraps the barbed wire around it. Assassin tries to get the bat, but TA kicks him off and uses the bat to bash in Assassin's skull. Assassin is pretty groggy and his hair is a red, bloody, mess. Assassin tries to get up but TA is there to meet him. TA takes Assassin and grinds his face into the side of the cage like cheese on a cheese slicer. TA shows no signs of stopping. Assassin is bleeding everywhere and TA's hands are soaked with his blood. Assassin finally can't stand any more and gives up. TA wins and when Dread tries to charge the cage, Jack Hammer holds him back with the bullwhip. Jack and TA leave in victory.
WINNER: Texas Assassin w/Jack Hammer via head grind
MAIN EVENT 6 MAN TAG WAR
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Dynamite Dave, Destroyer, and Shining Scorpion w/ Mr. B.I.G.G.S. and Shining Stinger vs. Caladan Moore and the Eliminators w/ Christina
Welcome ladies and gentlemen to our main Event!
This is a six man tag match, With the New Horsemen team going up against Caldan Moore and the Eliminators. Now these two teams do not like each other at all, this should, hold on a moment, I'm being told that we have a problem in the back, our cameras are on their way. Oh my god. Kronus is just lying their, on the floor. What's that on his back? RAV, spraypainted in yellow. Now I wonder who could have done that? Well, here comes out DD's team, everyone is cheering. That's no surprise. Man, theirs alot of them. Dynamite Dave, Destroyer, Shining Scorpion, Mr. Biggs, and Shining Stinger. Boy, Moore and the Eliminators are way out numbered here, what with Singer and MR. BIGGS coming out here with them and Kronus face down in the back. And here are Moore and Saturn, and they aren't even waiting for the music, here they come, all 2 of them, and Moore's in First, facing the Destroyer. They lock up, Detroyer just shugs him off. They lock up again, And Moore shugs Destoyer off this time. Oh, a slap to the face by Moore. And Destroyer clocks him with a closed fisted right hand, and Moore is wobbly allready. Destroyer whips him hard to the Turnbuckle, and Moore falls to his knees. Destroyer with a hair grab, picks him up by the hair and throws him head first to the canvas. That's gonna leave a mark. And Moore has blood coming from his nose. Destroyer gets Moore on his knees and kicks him in the gut. Oh, low blow, Moore just hit Destroyer in the nether regions. And Destroyer is down, now Moore is making his way over to make a tag, and he gets it to Saturn, Saturn runs over to Destoyer, picking him up for a quick scoop slam. He grabs Destroyer by the hair and rakes his eyes. Man is he mean. Whips him to the ropes and BANG foot to the face of Destroyer. Destroyer definatley needs to make a tag. Saturn slaps Destroyer in the face and all that did was make Destoryer mad, he just cold clocked Saturn, and walks over for the easy tag to Dynamite. And Dynamite is in and kicks Saturn in the gut, making him kneel over, and bang, kicks him in the face. Oh man, Dyanmite picks him up for a suplex, but Saturn is fighting it, and does a reverse. Saturn just reversed Dynamite's suplex, good move. And now he lands on him with and elbow, and does a belly to back suplex. Now he grabs and delivers an awful heart punch, and goes for the cover but Stinger comes in for the save and now all hell is breaking loose all six men are in the ring, Dynamite just clocked Moore with a big European uppercut, all the other guys left the ring. Now it's Dynamite and Moore, the ring has been cleared. Man, we gotta get better Refs. Now Moore is laying there, Dynamite picks him up and does a backbreacker. I heard something crack, I swear. Moore can't move. And now Dynamite grabs him and puts on a neckbreaker, and now, yes this is it the Dynamite DDT. Yess, their it is, a Dynamite DDT. What's this? Dynamite tags in the Destroyer, and yes, he grabs Moore and puts him in the Tazmission! And Moore is trying to hold on. Saturn tries to make a save but Scorpion catches him with a clothesline and rolls him out of the ring. Moore Can't take much more, and yes they win it, Moore taps out, Dynamite Dave's team wins, but at what cost to Moore? He's not moving and Saturn consoles him. Oh, man is he gonna be mad when he gets up.
WINNER: Dynamite Dave, Detroyer, Shining Scorpion, the New Horsemen via Tazmission by Destroyer
ANOTHER WEIGHT CHECK OF MR. B.I.G.G.S.
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Mr. Biggs makes his way to the ring and his moving a little quicker these days. He steps on the scale in the middle of the ring and he's lost another 15 lbs, not bad at all. He'd almost half way to the required 60 lbs with 23 total lbs. lost. We'll check him again next week.
SSC: Well I wonder what will happen there I guess we have to wait until
next week.........Until then this is Stylin' Steve Chen Signing
off......
(Fade out)
NEWS
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That main event was written by my guest writer this week, that real pro wrestler I told you about. That's why it's a little different from the normal style. He did a great job. Keep up the role plays, bracket 2 of the tourney will take place next week. Thanks.
-SEWF Prez. David Shaw-
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