SINGLES MATCHES
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Ric Flair vs. Finess
This one was a no contest from the beginning. The former U.S.
champion had things wrapped up from the beginning. The entire
Horsemen clan came out with Flair and the crowd went insane. UW
brought his U.S. title out and held it up for another wave of
insanity. Finess arrived with the House of Pain to some cheers and
the match began. Flair immediately dropped down and gave Finess an
arm to the groin. Finess was hunched over and Flair force fed Finess'
face with mat after dropping his leg on Finess' neck. Finess was a
little dazed and Flair pulled him to his feat. Flair whipped Finess
into the ropes and clotheslined hard. Flair again propped up Finess
and clipped the knee of Finess. Finess grabbed his leg in pain and
Flair pounced on him to slap on the Figure 4. Finess submitted and
Flair won. The IV Horsemen climbed into the ring and began to pound
on Finess. This brought the HOP into the ring and a brawl insued.
Flair again put the Figure 4 and the rest of the HOP was drived
outside the ring. Flair let go and Finess and the rest of the HOP
retreated to the entryway. Ric Flair grabbed the mike, "Hey, House of
Pain, starting right now, you will not be administering pain but
recieving it instead. The IV Horsemen have oficially declared war on to
the House of Pain. We want to prove that the IV Horsemen are the best
in the SEWf and this requires exterminating inferior stables. Say
good-bye House of Pain, we will not stop until you disband. WOOOOOOOO!"
WINNER: Ric Flair via Figure 4 at 07:34
Luger vs. Willy X
The IV Horsemen stayed out for the next match and met the BsWo at the
ring. Luger and Willy X shook hands and the match began. Luger as
usual started out slow and Willy X was all over him. Willy used a
variety of moves to keep Luger wobbly but went to the well one too
many times and missed a top rope leg drop. Luger pounced on the
fallen warrior and commenced his own assault. Luger whipped Willy
into the ropes and gave him a big forearm to the head. He picked up
Willy again and again whipped him into the ropes. This time Luger
executed a powerslam on Willy. Luger stomped on Willy X repeatedly.
Luger picked up Willy X and made the rack sign. The crowd went crazy
and Luger put Willy X into the Rack for the submission. After the
match, both factions left peacefully.
WINNER: Lex Luger via Rack at 15:26
Archangel vs. Jet
This represented the remnants of the disbanded Slaughterhouse. Jet
again looked great and was all over the bigger Archangel. Archangel
started out with power moves to try to utilize his size and power.
Archangel had Jet in position for the choke slam but Jet kicked
Archangel in the groin. Jet drop kicked Archangel's legs twice and
the big man fell. Jet went up to the top and performed the Crash and
Burn for the win.
WINNER: Jet via Crash and Burn at 17:23
Grim Reaper vs. Phantom
Grim Reaper looked a little better than his partner. Phantom came to
the ring with his 3 "children" and had a scar on his arm. GR used his
power to simply force Phantom to the mat and kept him there the
entire match. With leg drops, elbow drops, stomps, and kicks GR
totally dominated Phantom. GR finally ended all of the suffering and
took Phantom and powerbombed him hard to the mat. GR then got the 1-2-
3 for the win. After GR had left and Phantom was still struggling to
get out of the ring, the IV Horsemen appeared at the entryway and
charged the ring. They beat on Phantom and Flair put him in the
Figure 4 while AA stomped on Phantom's head and Sting stomped on
Phantom's exposed leg. While this was going on, Luger got a mike and
yelled, "THIS IS WHAT WE DO TO PEOPLE THAT HAVE BEEN AFFILIATED WITH
THE DOD OR EWWF. YOU ARE PAYING FOR YOUR SINS PHANTOM, NOT ONLY FOR
BEING IN THE DOD BUT ALSO BEING QUITE SATANIC. YOUR LIFE WILL BE
PLAGUED FROM NOW ON BY US AND EVERYONE ELSE IF YOU DO NOT LEAVE AND
NEVER COME BACK." At this point, AA grabbed the mike, "TO MAKE YOUR
DEPARTURE A LITTLE EASIER, PHANTOM, I CHALLENGE YOU TO A LOSER LEAVES
TOWN MATCH AND I WILL KICK YOUR A$$, SO START PACKING YOUR BAGS!
WINNER: Grim Reaper via Powerbomb at 20:11
Crossbones vs. Golden Rule
Golden Rule walked to the ring with the rest of the battered HOP,
Crossbones entered with his brand new stable. The bell rang and CB
immediately took down GR. Ric Flair and Arn Anderson then appeared
and made their way to the ring. They stood and watched Crossbones
beat on Golden Rule. Ric Flair then got up on the apron and
distracted the ref. Arn Anderson motioned for CB to through GR over
the top rope, which CB did. Arn Anderson then picked up GR and DDT'd
him on the concrete and rolled him back in. Crossbones covered him,
Flair and Anderson left, and the ref counted the 3 count.
WINNER: Crossbones via Arn Anderson's DDT at 11:45
TAG MATCHES
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Spider/Dean Shivers vs. Men In Black vs. Assassin/Night Hawk
Men In Black came out with the BsWo, followed by Shivers/Spider. The
House of Pain music played, but the HOP was nowhere to be found. The
camera cut to the back where the entire House of Pain was on the
ground; the IV Horsemen hovered over them. All 5 HOP members were
writhing in pain and Golden Rule was not moving at all. Ric Flair
yelled, "Don't anyone even think about crossing us, this is what
happens." With that, the IV Horsemen departed. Shivers/Spider and MIB
still wanted to fight, so the match became a normal fight. Spider
started and started strong against Willy X, powering him back and
using smart manuevers to counter Willy's atempted offense. Spider
tagged in Shivers and Shivers went berserk on Willy, keeping him in
their corner. Willy was pummeled by a running clothesline and Shivers
gave Willy a running leg drop. Willy looked dazed and Shivers went up
top. He connected with a flying elbow drop. Neon started to come in
to make the save, but Spider was there to drop kick him off of the
apron. The ref counted 3 and the match was over.
WINNERS: Spider/Dean Shivers via flying elbow drop by Shivers at
24:38
The Heartbreakers vs. Sting/Lex Luger
The lights fall, and a search light sweeps the crowd. Over the PA
system a voice blares an echoing "Heartbreakers!!!!" and a maniacal
Live guitar loop plays. As the house-lights come back up, Big Daddy
Pain is approaching the ring, flanked by Hollywood Phil, with Fark
the Mighty walking behind him. Hollywood is tossing small pogs with
the Heartbreaker logo to the fans and smiling widely. When the team
gets to the ring, they look more than comfortable together, and ready
to rock. The BsWo remained out and the IV Horsemen arrived as well.
Sting and Luger made their way to the ring and Luger started against
Big Daddy Pain. All of the sudden, a man bolted out of the entryway
and charged the ring, it was Nightmare. Nightmare went berserk on the
men on the inside, clotheslining both, dumping Luger on top of Big
Daddy Pain, and leg dropping them both at the same time. Nightmare
amazingly picked up BDP and threw him head first out of the ring.
Luger rolled out and Nightmare stood alone in the middle of the ring.
Meanwhile, BDP appeared not to be moving and the BsWo attended to him,
carrying him out. The IV Horsemen charged the ring, but Nightmare
escaped through the crowd.
WINNER: None, match thrown out.
MAIN EVENT TITLE VS. TITLE MATCH
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Maniac (Cruiserweight Champion) vs. Ultimate Warrior (U.S. Champion)
Maniac got himself into a real battle tonight folks, the UW was
bigger, more experienced, and looked hungrier. Maniac brought with
him guts and determination. UW started out and took the advantage
quickly, using power moves to ground the smaller Maniac. Maniac
bounced back and hit a spinwheel kick. Maniac did a springboard
moonsault on to UW but only got a 2 count. UW was a little frustrated
and totally went off on Maniac. He clubbered (tribute to Dusty) to
the mat and kicked him repeatedly, not letting Maniac get an inch of
clean air or space. He then picked up the small Maniac with relative
ease and put him into the gorilla press slam position. Maniac somehow
wriggled down UW and attempted a pin but got another 2 count. UW then
put Maniac in to the gorilla press slam position again, this time
running and slamming him hard to the mat. He covered Maniac, but
Maniac somehow kicked out in 2. UW then picked up the sluggish Maniac
and powerbombed viciously. UW made the cover again and this time got
the 1-2-3.
WINNER: Ultimate Warrior via powerbomb at 29:18
At the end of the final match, the BsWo music begins to play..and out
come the powers that be. Leading the pack is SEWF Champion Hollywood
Phil, flanked by his partner Big Daddy Pain, directly behind the duo
walks the Ultimate Warrior, his US title gleaming. Behind him walk
the 4 Horsemen, chatting with WGA. Jens is at the back. The entirety
of the group steps into the ring...and Hollywood grabs the microphone
from the ring announcer. Hollywood: EWWF! ROLLINS!!! We know you're
here. Look at the ring, Brother. It's the ICON, my partner the
unstoppable BDP, we have the US Champion the Ultimate Warrior, we
have the Tag Team Champs the WGA, and we have the standard of
Excellence, Ric Flair and his horsemen. There are 9 of us in the ring,
Rollins. If Maniac wants to join us, then make it 10. We want your
10 best. Bring it out. No smoke, no mirrors. No crap. No digity. Come
on down and walk the isle, Brother. We'll settle this SEWF to EWWF
thing right now. If you have any spine at all, sign he contract, and
Saturday Night, we'll see whose got the power!!!!!!!
(Hollywood drops the microphone and begins to pose, showing off the
belt, presenting his partners in crime, etc..)
NEWS
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BDP sustained a dislocated injury from his fall over the ropes. The
Golden Rule has a broken left arm.
-SEWF Prez. David Shaw-