*******SEWF THURSDAY DEMOLITION RESULTS FOR MAY 1, 1997*******

SINGLES ACTION
------------------------
Skullkrusher vs. Mr. Me

Mr. Me came out with the BsWo in full force. Skullkrusher came out with the EWWF based DOD. The bell rang and immediately the IV Horsmen came into the entryway. Ric Flair had a microphone and said, "BsWo, THE IV HORSEMEN WERE IN NO WAY INVOLVED IN THE ATTACK ON BOBA, I AM STILL THE MAN AND I AM ALSO NOT LYING, THE IV HORSEMEN ARE NOT AFTER THE BsWo, YOU KNOW THAT. REMEMBER WHAT I HAVE JUST SAID FOR LATER ON, REMEMBER." With that, the IV Horsemen left and the match resumed. Skullkrusher started strong with a series of arial moves to ground Mr. Me. About half way through the match the crowd erupted for no apparent reason. The camera swung around and the IV Horsemen were charging the ring. The IV Horsemen were attacking the DOD, and the DOD only. The BsWo were somewhat confused and did not know what to do. The BsWo were more or less just watching. The IV Horsmen beat the DOD into submission, concentrating on the already injured Franchise. The ref through the match out and the IV Horsemen once again got a mike. Ric Flair said, "NOW ALL OF THE EWWF KNOWS WHAT THE SEWF IS ABOUT, WE DON'T ALLOW ANYONE ELSE'S SHIT TO PENETRATE THE GREATEST FEDERATION IN THE WORLD. I AM CALLING TO ALL OF THE SEWF TO UNITE AND KICK SOME ASS. THAT MEANS BsWo, HOUSE OF PAIN, SLAUGHTERHOUSE, IV HORSEMEN, EVERYONE. WE MUST UNITE TO DESTROY AND THEN GET ON WITH THE REST OF OUR LIVES." Sting grabbed the mike next, "ULTIMATE WARRIOR, I SPEAK TO YOU AS A FORMER TAG TEAM PARTNER, YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN TRUST ME AND THAT I CAN TRUST YOU. I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT AND YOU KNOW WHAT I AM ABOUT. I ASK IN ONE LAST PLEA, LET US REFORM THE BLADE BROTHERS, LET US ONCE AGAIN CLIMB TO THE TOP OF THE TAG TEAM RANKS, LET US ONCE AGAIN BE THE BEST THERE ARE, BUT THIS TIME AS FELLOW HORSEMEN." With that, the IV Horsemen left.
WINNER: None, match thrown out

Jet vs. Confederate

Confederate is having a tough time lately, this match was no exception. The Jet looked eager in his first match. The Jet played the game of brawling with the confederate most of the game. The Jet pushed the Confederate into the corner and proceeded to stomp a "mudhole" in him. Jet remained intense with a vicious European uppercut. He hip tossed the Confederate out of the corner and climbed to the top rope. Confederate struggled to his feet and Jet hit him with a missile drop kick from the top and got the 1-2-3 at 17:22.
WINNER: Jet via top rope missile drop kick at 17:22

Ghost vs. Helmut

This was a sensational match. Helmut came out with the BsWo complete with a healed Boba. Helmut took Boba's recovery as a spark in his match and the Ghost was just a victim of an emotional situation he had nothing to do with. Anyway, Ghost put up a good fight but Helmut proved to be too much. Ghost was caught in a bad position after Helmut caught him during an attempted flying cross body block. Helmut fall away suplexed him. Helmut brought him to hist feet and gave him a couple of European uppercuts. With Ghost hunched over and a little drowsy, Helmut successfully connected with the German Bringdown for the win at 16:22.
WINNER: Helmut via German Bringdown at 16:22

TAG MATCH
------------------
Blixt Dragon/Tsunami Dragon vs. DDP/Hoonyow Dragon

The Dragons appeared in a puff of smoke at the entryway and made their way to the ring. DDP and Hoonyow Dragon took a little more time to get to the ring. The BsWo appeared and went to accompany the Shadow Dragon. DDP and Hoonyow looked a bit taken aback by the sight of the entire BsWo but put up a noble fight. Blixt Dragon was in and Hoonyow was working him over. Hoonyow went to the top and performed a frankensteiner, sending Blixt rolling out to the outside. Hoonyow used a baseball slide to knock down Blixt once again and then performed another frankensteiner on the concrete. He rolled Blixt back in and tagged in DDP. Blixt regained his lost momentum and got DDP down with a vicious kick to the leg and a spinwheel kick. He went up top, but DDP got up and nailed the ropes, causing Blixt to fall on his groin on the top. DDP made the diamond synbol and the crowd cheered, but DDP wasted too much time. Blixt sneaked down the turnbuckle while DDP was busy yelling at the crowd. Blixt crept behind DDP and performed an inverted DDT. DDP stayed down and Tsunami entered to make sure Hoonyow kept his distance. The 3 count ended at 23:39
WINNERS: Blixt Dragon/Tsunami Dragon via inverted DDT by Blixt at 23:39

MATCH FOR CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE SHOT
------------------------------------------------------
Maniac vs. Eddie Hernandez

Maniac was very emphatic in this match, proving the validity of another title shot for him. Eddie also presented a formidable threat and established himself as a contender for the Cruiserweight Title. Maniac vaulted Eddie Hernandez with a back body drop. While Eddie struggled to get up, Maniac connected with a springboard somersault kick right to the head of Eddie. Eddie went down once again but kicked out at the last minute of an attempted cover by Maniac. Maniac persisted with a couple stomps and once again waited for Eddie to rise to his feet before hitting a springboard frankensteiner. He went to the top and performed a picture perfect moonsault on to Eddie for the 3 count at 21:48
WINNER: Maniac via moonsault at 21:48

U.S. TITLE MATCH
---------------------------
Ric Flair (c) vs. Ultimate Warrior

The IV Horsemen came out with Flair in full force, complete with J.J. Dillon. UW came out looking thoughtful. The bell sounded and immediately Flair extended his hand UW shook it. With momentum swinging back and forth, the match turned UW and took advantage of it. UW went wild and consecutively clotheslined Flair. He went to the mat and put a cross face on Flair. After that, UW got up and elbow dropped Flair twice. UW picked up Flair and gorilla press slammed him on to the mat. UW went up top and connected with an elbow drop. The 1- 2-3 was counted and we now have a new champion at 29:24. After the match, Flair got the belt and presented it to UW. The IV Horsemen shook his hand and departed.
WINNER AND NEW U.S. CHAMPION: Ultimate Warrior via top rope elbow drop at 29:24.

MAIN EVENT MURDERER'S ROW WORLD TITLE MATCH
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Big Daddy Pain vs. 5 members of the BsWo

The match was set up as this, a platform of 5 separate rings was set up. The rules consisted of this: If BDP pinned his opponent he moved to the next ring, if he beat all 5 people he is the champion. If one of the 5 pins him, the match is over and Hollywood Phil retains the belt. Ok, now that that's out of the way here we go. BDP began with Ondine and made quick work of him. He clotheslined Ondine viciously to start and didn't let up. A series of European uppercuts and a vertical suplex followed and BDP DDT'd Ondine to get the pin and advance to the next cage. Next came Willy X of Men In Black, another relatively quick pin. Willy X started strong and gave BDP a run for his money with a long lingering vertical suplex and swinging neck breaker following a number of different moves. Willy X went to the top and flew off to connect with nothing but mat. BDP took advantage of the situation and put Willy X in a Regal Stretch to get the submission win and advancement. The 3rd cage contained Ugliness Man who lasted little longer than the rest. BDP got momentum first and beat on UM for about 5 minutes. Finally, UM reversed a whip into the ropes and back dropped BDP to gain the advantage. UM stomped a mudhole in BDP, using the ropes for leverage. He put a choke hold on BDP for the 4 count. He picked up BDP and put him in a chickenwing but BDP gave him a leg to the groin. While UM was hunched over, BDP put him in a High Threshold of Pain rack for another submission. BDP then advanced to meet Neon of MIB and ran up to him kicked him, DDT'd him, and put him the High Threshold of Pain for a win with so much intensity it was a little scary. By this time BDP was very exhausted, but still had fire in his eyes. Hollywood Phil surveyed his foe and offered his hand to shake and BDP shook it. The crowd got to a fever pitch as the momentum swayed between the two combatants. Hollywood Phil finally seized a hold of the momentum after BDP missed a leg drop. Hollywood Phil picked up BDP and whipped him into the ropes. HP gave BDP a running clothesline on the bounce. He bodyslammed BDP and threw him into the ropes once again, this time powerslamming him to the mat. Hollywood Phil then went up to the top and performed a top rope leg drop. He made the cover and the tired, beaten, exhausted BDP kicked out in 2. BDP couldn't believe it and argued with the referee. He turned around and BDP caught him with a small package, but could only hold HP for a 2 count. HP whipped BDP into the ropes and caught him in a bear hug. He belly-to-belly suplexed BDP and proceeded to go to the top. Somehow, BDP got up and threw himself at the ropes to cause HP to fall on the ring post. BDP went up top with HP and set up for a superplex. BDP hitched the tights and superplexed HP to the mat. Both fighters were greatly winded and the ref began the 10 count. BDP crawled over to HP and covered him, the ref counted 1-2-3!!!!!!!!! The biggest upset in history has happened. BDP went through 5 people to get the belt. The match ended at the 59:11 mark.
WINNER AND NEW WORLD CHAMPION: Big Daddy Pain via superplex at 59:11

NEWS
---------
From now on, Demolition will be moved to Wednesday. Also from now on, One more thing, the SEWF Superplex was not destroyed and I was not killed by Franchise of the EWWF. Thank you and congrats to BDP.


Back to the Archives Page

Back to the Main Page

Geocities

David Shaw SEWF Prez. wgzz80c@prodigy.com
1