**********SEWF DEMOLITION THURSDAY RESULTS FOR APRIL 24, 1997**********

SINGLES ACTION
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Big Daddy Pain vs. Beastman

Big Daddy Pain came out with the Slaughterhouse and Beastman came out with UW. BDP wasted no time in getting down to business and clotheslined Beastman as soon as the bell rang. BDP continued to keep the advantage and momentum while severely punishing Beastmen. From the beginning bell, BDP dominated throughout. UW watched on, helpless, while his friend was thrown around the ring. BDP hit Beastman with a powerbomb and went to the top rope. He flew off and connected hard with an elbow drop. He then put Beastman in the High Threshold of Pain for the submission win at 20:01.
WINNER: Big Daddy Pain via High Threshold of Pain at 20:01

Venom vs. Ghost

The Slaughterhouse remained at the ring after BDP's match to await the arrival of Ghost. His manager, Snowy, accompanied him to the ring. Ghost looked a little bit intimidated at the sight of the Slaughterhouse. The bell rang and the match began. Ghost used a variety of styles in his debut match. He incorporated martial arts moves, brawling techniques, and an arial attack. Ghost connected on the hissing Venom with a missile drop kick from the top which dazed Venom. Venom tried to fight back with punches to the gut, but Ghost shook them off. Ghost pulled Venom to his feet and threw against the ropes. Ghost performed a great back body drop on Venom. He then executed the Final Breath on Venom to score the win at 16:22.
WINNER: Ghost via Final Breath at 16:22

TAG ACTION
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Ultimate Warrior/Extreme Warrior vs. Ultimate Giant/Confederate

UW and EW got a great pop when they came out, compared to boos for UG and Confederate. UG started with EW and UW's eyes got wide. EW gave UG a great kick the groin right off the bat and tagged UW. UW let his anger built up loose and totally mauled UG with a variety of power moves. He even side suplexed the big man. UW didn't even look for the tag and just kept going wild on UG. UG had a cut on his forehead and was bleeding profusely, but UW didn't pay attention and kept beating on UG, concentrating on the head. He have UG a top rope leg drop and finally tagged in EW. UG rolled to the outside and was making his way around to his corner when EW attempted a suicide dive out of the ring through the ropes. UG saw him coming and ducked. EW flew head first into the guardrail and his head snapped hard when the rest of his body hit the ground. EW remained motionless and all 3 wrestlers ran to him. The paremedics were called out and they had to brace EW's neck before even attempting to move him. EW was unconcious whe he was carted away with UW in the ambulance.
WINNER: None, match thrown out.

Phenomenon vs. Arn Anderson/Lex Luger

This match never really even started. Phenomenon walked out to a great mix of boos and cheers when the entire IV Horsemen sneaked up behind them and clubbed them over the heads with trash cans. Arn Anderson powerbombed Cade on the concrete entryway. Luger then picked up Cade and put him in the rack. Sting put the Scorpion Death Lock on Stone while Flair stomped on his head. After both men were unconcious, they rolled them into the ring and the ref counted the 1-2-3 at 00:06. Afterwards, Flair grabbed a mic. "OK, UW WHERE EVER THE HELL YOU ARE, DON'T THINK THAT WE WILL EVER FORGET WHAT YOU DID, OR JUST LET IT SLIDE. THE IV HORSEMEN ARE ALL ABOUT TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS AND THAT MEANS TAKING CARE OF YOU, JUST THINK YOU COULD BE JUST LIKE THESE TWO MEN. I AM SORRY THEY HAD TO BE SACRIFICED BUT WE NEEDED TO MAKE AN EXAMPLE THAT EVEN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND. YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE AND WE WILL HAVE REVENGE." Flair threw the mic down and the IV Horsemen left the arena through the back.
WINNER: Arn Anderson/Lex Luger via various moves at 00:06

TAG TITLE MATCH
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The Eliminators (c) vs. WGA

The Eliminators were visibly shaken from the condition of their friend, EW and were really in no condition to wrestle but did so. Kronus started but was not mentally in the match. Helmut hit him with a knee lift and quickly applied the German Bringdown. Helmut got down for the lateral press and Kronus didn't even attempt a kick out. The ref counted the 1-2-3 for another quick match this night at 06:12.
WINNERS AND NEW TAG CHAMPIONS: WGA via German Bringdown at 06:12

U.S. TITLE MATCH
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Ric Flair (c) vs. Franchise Bobby Rollins

Ric Flair came out alone for this match and Bobby Rollins arrived with the entire DOD. The Horsemen sneaked up behind the DOD and beat them with the same trash cans used for the previous attack. The Horsemen beat the DOD into submission and let Franchise go to the ring for his match, but continued to punish the rest of the DOD. Franchise had already been worked over when he got into the ring with Flair. Flair clotheslined Franchise and pulled him up to give him an arm to the groin. Franchise wobbled and Flair drop kicked Franchise's left knee. Flair yanked repeatedly on Franchise's leg. Flair connected with consecutive elbow drops on Franchise's leg. Flair then did the inevitable on slapped the Figure 4 on Franchise for the submission win at 18:56. Flair broke the hold and went to get a chair, he brought it into the ring and used it to repeatedly hit Franchise's already sore leg. He drove the chair legs deep into Franchise's leg. He left Franchise in the middle of the ring. After Flair was gone, Franchise couldn't even stand up, so the paremedics had to come out and load him on to a stretcher.
WINNER AND STILL CHAMPION: Ric Flair via Figure 4 at 18:56

MAIN EVENT WORLD TITLE MATCH
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Fury (c) vs. Hollywood Phil

Both Factions enter the ring area, the crowd goes nuts. The BsWo members in attendance include Hollywood Phil, the WGA, Fark the Mighty, and the Men in Black. Wily X was dressed as usual, in his black on black tie, walking just behind Hollywood, in perfect step. Behind him were the WGA, also in their usual form. Leading the pack, before Hollywood, was Neon of MIB, with his hair green and parted in the middle. He was wearing a black trench-coat and had white face paint with the black around the eyes and mouth. In his hands, the SEWF belt. Neon stopped dead in his tracks at the scorers table, lifted the belt above is head, and stood still as a stone. No expression on his face...not even a fidget. Fury and Hollywood wrestle an equal match up basically, with Fury gaining the advantage here and there, but Hollywood kept on coming back. Eventually Fury went for a High Cross Body Press, but Hollywood ducked, and Fury nailed the referee. Both men are groggy, while on the outside the House Of Pain and part of the bSWo are going at it. Both teams fight their way into the back of the SHAWPLEX. Eventually Fury gets up, goes for the Powerbomb but Hollywood nailed him in the groin. Fury fell to his knees, but then returned Hollywood's favor! Both men were singing Soprano! All of a sudden, a puff of smoke appears, and The Shadow Dragon appears pointing at Fury and then at Hollywood. The Dragon spouted something from his mouth that looked to be a magi incantion of some sort. Both men looked really frightened, when another, the REAL, Hollywood Phil appeared behind Fury! The bogus Phil nailed Fury with the Powerbomb and disappeared in a second puff of smoke! Hollywood in a flash nailed Fury with the Kiss Of Death. Meanwhile, Shadow Dragon revived the referee with smelling salts. Shadow Dragon then pointed the ref at the match. Hollywood got the 1- 2-3 for the SEWF world heavyweight championship at 29:12.
WINNER AND NEW WORLD CHAMPION: Hollywood Phil via Kiss of Death at 29:12

From the scorers table came Neon, with the belt and a microphone. He handed the belt to the referee, who handed it to Hollywood. The microphone was passed to Hollywood Phil, the SEWF champion. Neon then took a step back and stood silent at Hollywood's back, hands crossed before him. Hollywood: Fury, I have to wonder how it feels having tasted the Kiss of Death, brother. All I can say is I told you coming in I'd get the 1-2-3, and now there is no dispute to it, this is mine. (Hollywood lifts the belt) Jens apparently had some business to take care of, but this needs to bedeclared. WE ARE IN CONTROL!!! Thank you one and all for your support. It's 4 LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!! Hit the music!!!! (the BsWo Music blares as Hollywood turns to leave the ring, turning towards the camera to show everyone at home the purple and black Superman logo tattooed on his bicep. Underneath it, 4 Letters. ICON. Neon turns to Fury, and looks at this decapitated body. He pulls him up, moving almost mechanically, and takes him from the ring. He sits him in a chair at ringside, and pulls a BsWo T-shirt over his head. He then leans Fury forward and pulls a spray can from his pocket. In metallic purple, against the black shirt, he spray paints a "2". Still expressionless, Neon walks up to hold the ropes open for Hollywood, who walks from ringside to the dressing room with Neon at his back, walking in perfect step.)

NEWS
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Well, the injury report is as follows, Franchise has sufferd a relatively minor injury to his left knee and will be out of action for about 3 weeks. J.P. Blood's injury is far more serious and it looks like surgery will have to be performed. His estimated time on the shelf is around 4-5 months possibly. He injured his spine and neck severely in his fall to the floor. Anyway, keep those role plays coming and most importantly, have some fun!
-SEWF Prez. David Shaw-


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