(Camera fades in on a huge SEWF logo. It spins around faster and faster. Things begin to get sucked into it, dust is flying, and the very tv screen itself is being tugged at. Finally the rest of the screen gets sucked in to reveal SSC and JLB at the booth.) After a short while, the lights again go dim and the crowd awaits for Dirk Ryan to make his way toward the ring. A loud explosion of sparks goes off on both sides of the curtain as the annoucer calls out Dirk. He is wearing his normal wrestling gear, and looks to be ready to take on Thunder Rider. The fans give him a loud cheer as he makes his way toward the ring. Some fans begin to chant "Dirk, Dirk", and others hold up signs like, "Reviews are necessary." Dirk finally enters the ring, and waits for the bell while pulling on the ropes to loosen up. The bell sounds, and both men begin to circle the ring. Thunder Rider and Ryan lock up in the middle of the ring, and both pull and push to gain some leveragel. TR hits a quick arm drag that sends Ryan to the mat hard. Ryan holds his back as he gets up, and TR jumps up and down to congradulate himself. Ryan and TR again to circle the ring. Both men then lock up, and it is TR who again hits an arm drag. This time, TR holds onto the arm of Ryan. Ryan jerks in pain, but TR holds on tight. Ryan gets up and Thunder Rider backs him into the corner. CHOP!!! Thunder Rider backhands Ryan across the chest that sends a loud snapping sound of bone against flesh. TR then drives his shoulder into the gutt of Ryan as the ref trys to break the two men up. TR then underhooks Ryan's arm, and sends him flying out of the corner and on to his back. Ryan grips his back as he gets up, and TR hits a beautiful dropkick to the chin of Ryan that sends him straight down. The cover...1..2.kickout. TR picks up Ryan in a side headlock, and then bulldogs him down to the mat. Ryan's head bouces of the mat, and he holds it in pain. Thunder Rider follows up with a knee drop down on the back of Ryan's neck. TR picks up Ryan by the hair, and then slaps him in the face. Ryan's head snaps back, and then TR jabs a thumb in Ryan's eye. TR then irish whips Ryan to the corner. TR goes running at Ryan, but Ryan ducks out of the way, sending TR into the turnbuckle face first. Ryan rolls Thunder Rider up..1....2...kickout. Ryan, now on the advantage, picks up TR and hits a side suplex that puts TR's back down hard on the mat. Ryan then begins to climb the ropes, but TR gets up in time to catch Ryan still climbing. Thunder Rider dropkicks Ryan, and sends him down to the outside. Ryan hits his head hard on the steel chairs on the way down, and a small amount of blood begins to trickle down his face. TR then climbs the ropes, and hits a cross bodyblock on Ryan, that send both men down onto the announcer's table. TR then picks up Ryan, and whips him hard into the steel railing. Ryan grips his back in pain, and the fans are going wild near ringside. TR then picks up Ryan, and drives his head down onto the railing. More blood from the same cut, begins to pour out of Ryan. Thunder Rider then shoves Ryan back into the ring. Thunder Rider climbs the ropes from the outside, and lands a double chop onto the back of Ryan. Ryan falls down hard, and Thunder Rider says that is it. Thunder Rider picks up Ryan, and puts him into a powerbomb pinning combo. The cover...1..2...3!!!! Thunder has won the first match. TR does not stop there: the bell quickly sounds again, and TR is on the assult again. He picks up Ryan and suplexes him down on the mat. The cover...1...2...kickout. Thunder Rider was hoping for another quick pin, but didn't get it this time. TR picks up Ryan, but Ryan rakes the eyes of TR. Ryan follows up with a short clothline that sends TR down to the mat hard. Ryan the follows up with a driving punch to the chest of Thunder Rider. Ryan then picks up TR, and sends him to the ropes. Ryan ducks his head, and Thunder Rider leap frogs over him. On the return, Ryan goes for a clothsline, but Thunder Rider excutes a crucifix......1...2..kickout. Ryan gets up quickly, and begins to pound Thunder Rider. Ryan then bouces of the near ropes, and hits a stomp that lands across the bridge of TR's nose. Ryan yells to the crowd, and some cheer, so jeer. Ryan then pick up TR, but Thunder Rider hits a headbutt to the stomach of Ryan. Thunder Ryan follows up with a DDT that bouces Ryan's neck hard of the mat. The cover..1....2...kickout. Thunder Rider then begins to climb the ropes, but Ryan catches him by sweeping his legs from out underneith him. TR's privates fall hard on the corner. Ryan climbs the ropes, and hits the Critical Danger. The cover..1...2....3!!! Ryan is victorious on the second match. Both men have one win on each other, and the bell sounds quickly to start the final bout. Thunder Rider, just starting to get up, just barely gets out of the way of a charging Ryan. Ryan rams his head into the turnbuckle, and is seriously hurt. His neck bent 180 degrees the wrong way. Thunder Rider, noticing what happend, quickly goes to work on the injury of Ryan. TR picks up Ryan, and hits a reverse neck breaker. Ryan falls to the mat while holding his neck. His legs are kicking wildly, and Thunder Rider is now taking his time to choose the most critical of moves to the neck. Thunder Rider then picks up Ryan, and puts him under his arms. Thunder Rider then begins to spin Ryan around, all before dropping him down on his neck. Ryan seems to be out cold from that move....1....2...kickout. TR then picks up Ryan, and then hits a scissor lock take down. Ryan, now in a scissors head lock, begins to reap in pain. The ref asks Ryan if he wants to quit, but there is not response. The ref picks up Ryan's arm, it drops quickly. The ref picks it up again, the same outcome. The ref for a third time, Ryan is up! Ryan begins to struggle for the ropes...and finally makes it. The ref breaks the hold, and Thunder Rider backs off. Ryan begins to get up, and Thunder Rider hits a diving lariet that sends both ment to the outside once again. TR picks up Ryan, and hits a brain buster down to the hard floor. Thunder Rider then climbs back into the ring, and waits for the fallen Ryan. Ryan gets to the ring apron, and is hit with a baseball slid by Thunder Rider, that sends Ryan back down to the hard floor. Thunder Rider then begins to climb the ropes. Ryan is backed into the corner of the steel railing, just trying to catch a breather. Thunder Rider dives off the turnbuckle, but Ryan moved! Thunder Rider hit hard on his back onto the steel railing. Ryan climbs back into the ring. TR gets up the apron, and Ryan helps him in with an inverted suplex. Ryan for the cover.....1...kickout. Ryan bouces off the ropes, and goes for a drop kick, but Thunder Rider ducks out of the way. Ryan hits hard on the mat, and Thunder Rider puts Ryan in a highly elevated boston crab. Sitting on the back of Ryan's neck, Thunder Rider trys to get farther back. Ryan, is extreme pain, quickly makes it to the ropes. Thunder Rider breaks the hold, but quickly begins to climb the ropes. Ryan gets up in time to shake the ropes, sending Thunder down back on the mat, only on his back. Ryan then puts Thunder Rider in a camel clutch, only highly elevated. Thunder's lower back looks as if it is about ready to snap, and so he gave up. Ryan has won two out of three. The match is over. Now that I won this title, I am making a challenge right now. I am calling out Caladan Moore!!! Moore, I think you deserve a shot at some belt, I am just sorry that a has been like yourself couldn't get another shot at Fury. You want some? Come get some pal. Bring your Canadian butt out here next SNM, I will make sure you know what being a champ is all about.
SSC: Welcome folks to another great editionn of the true mothership, SNM! We've got one helluva card for everyone tonight with 3 title matches, one being a unification, more Hemlock, and a big 6 man tag.
JLB: Just another example of the quality competition here in the SEWF, I'm excited to be a part of it.
SSC: One can't forget a while back when you tried to take down this whole place.
JLB: Well, that's over now. Let's get down to the ring.
TAG TEAM ACTION
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Manslaughter vs. Revelation
Manslaughter comes out to a mixed reaction as the folks in the Shawplex did not know how to greet this new team. Manslaughter hits the ring and starts to warm up as "Survival Hungry" by Busta Rhymes starts to play and out comes the Revelation, the team of Savage and Wildfire. The two men hit the ring and Manslaughter waste no time, pounding on them with vicious forearms to the back and rights and lefts. Venom takes Savage outside as Wildfire and Talon are batttling in the ring. Wildfire with a kick to the stomach and a upper kick to the jaw. Talon goes down. He's clutching his mouth as Wildfire continues to attack, dropping rapid elbows to the back of Talon's head. Venom slammed Savage into the guardrail. Wildfire legdrop on Talon. Savage with a blow to the groin. Venom goes down. Savage with a piledriver on the floor. Good thing that's padded but it's still gotta hurt. Talon with a low blow of his own, followed by a Spike piledriver. Talon sees Savage and baseball slides him into the guardrail. Talon back up in the ring. Slingshot plancha. Oh my! Talon is up just in time to see Wildfire with a flying bodyblock from the top turnbuckle. Savage starts beating on Talon now as Venom and Wildfire start brawling on the in the aisle. Venom throws Wildfire into the guardrail. Venom going for a splash, no, Wildfire moved. That's gotta hurt. Savage and Talon are in the ring just slugging it out. No technical prowness shown here. Savage with a kick in the ribs. OH, uppercut to the nose. Savage with a standing dropkick. Savage picks up Talon and and slings him into the ropes, clothesline. Cover, 1...2.. no kickout. Savage stands up Talon and Talon suddenly kicks him, and DDT's him. Cover, 1..2.. no kickout. Talon with a legdrop. Make it two. And three. Cover, 1...2 no kickout. Meanwhile on the outside, Wildfire is just destroying Venom. Oh, a chair shot. There's two. Venom is hurt. Wildfire throws him headfirst into the steel steps, Venom is down. Wildfire starts up to the top rope. Talon doesn't see Wildfire and Wildfire with a flying dropkick to the back of Talon's head. Talon goes straight into the waiting arms of Savage who belly to belly him. Cover, 1..2.. noooooo shoulder up. Savage signals to Wildfire to go to the top. Savage picks up Talon and powerbombs him. As soon as Talon landed, Savage does a 450 elbow and covers him. 1...2....3..Revelation wins. Revelation wins.
WINNERS: Revelation via teamwork
SSC: A good outing by Revelation and it looks like Wildfire is finally on the winning track.
JLB: His early 0-2 record didn't help him much, but this a good way to bounce back.
SSC: Now, the man who is quite possible the most intelligent man in the SEWF, Johnathan Hemlock, has to do battle with the incomparable Mike Mauler. To the ring!
SINGLES ACTION
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Johnathan Hemlock vs. Mike Mauler
Dressed in black cap and gown,usually worn during graduation, tassle and all. As,"Another Brick In The Wall", by Pink Floyd blares through the PA system, and the only light, being the spot-light is focused on the scholarly Jonathan Hemlock carrying a brief case in one hand, and two rather large books in the other and also is wearing a pair of reading glasses!! The fans are divided;some are heckeling him yelling NERD, NERD, NERD, while others just clap and yell, meanwhile Hemlock just continues down the aisle,stopping at a fan who is holding up a sign that reads, "E=MC(VenomPlex)2", he unzips his gown until he is able to reach a pen,which he pulls out and then proceeds to autograph the youngster's card, at this sight the fans can not help but cheer. He tosses the pen into the crowd nearly causing a riot, and makes his way to ringside. While he is neatly placing his gown,folded on the two books he brought along with his cap next to his brief case,"Stonewall" Mauler comes sprinting down the aisle and just as Hemlock is folding his glasses, he is met with a barrage of right hands to the head sending Hemlock down on one knee, which invites Mauler to get him into a front face lock, which he quickly turns into a face- buster, driving Hemlock's face into the arena concrete floor! The referee is makes his way quickly outside of the ring after seeing Mauler execute the face-buster on Hemlock!!! At the ref's order/request, "Stonewall" lifts up Hemlock and tosses him into the ring and is quick to follow right behind him, at this, the ref asks for the bell and the match has officially begun!!! A group of fans begin the chant of "Stonewall,Stonewall,Stonewall,Stonewall" at this, Mauler quickly delivers three european uppercuts to Hemlock,each one more powerful than the next!! Hemlock, the veteran between the two, is backed into the corner,waits until Mauler gets within range and rakes Stonewall's eyes. This is followed up by two rapid kicks to the midsection,causing Mauler to double- over which enables Hemlock to underhook the head,grab the tights and BOOOOOOOOOOOOM a text book DDT,leaving Mauler stunned and laying face first on the mat. Hemlock being the educated one, grabs a leg and elbow drops the inner knee of Mauler's left leg, not once but twice and after the third one, he begins to strap on the old figure 4!! Mauler,who was lying in a daze, quickly sits up at the pain inflicted by the leg sub- mission hold. The ref is all in Mauler's face asking if he gives but the big man who sent Sampson packing, shakes his head and shouts,"NEVER,NEVER!!" and then slowly rocks his way to the ropes,grabbing the bottom rope,forcing Hemlock to brake the hold. But Hemlock refuses, and applies more pressure and continues to do so until the ref's count reaches four, then he brakes. Mauler is the first to get up,but his left knee is hurt, as he limps toward Hemlock, and the two men lock up. They circle the ring and then Hemlock manages to get the advantage and Irish whips Mauler into the turnbuckles and comes right after him, attempting to execute a splash but is met with a knee to the midsection. Doubled over,Hemlock is in prime position for a jack knife power bomb which he painfully delivers on Hemlock,BAAAAAAAAM!!!! He then follows up with an elbow drop to the head. Hemlock is definitely in pain, as Mauler picks him up again,this time lifting him up vertically in the air,holding him and then bringing him down,WHAT A VERTICAL SUPLEX BY MAULER FANS,BOOOOOM!!!! Mauler, seeing that he has for the moment stunned, maybe even hurt Hemlock,does not go for the cover instead, he plays it up for the fans,and they begin chanting again "STONEWALL,STONEWALL,STONEWALL, Hemlock,being the smart savy vet, quickly throws a drop kick to Mauler's left knee, almost hyper-extending it. Mauler falls to the mat with pain,clutching the knee as Hemlock runs into the ropes and as he comes off he executes an exquisite guillitone leg drop to Mauler's neck. Now it's time for Hemlock to open his book of wrestling manuvers,as he picks up Mauler and delivers a tombstone piledriver to the big man, causing the ropes to shake due to the force of the move. Mauler is flopping around,like a fish fresh out of water, as Hemlock lifts him once more and runs him into the turnbuckles and then drops him head first to the mat. Suddenly, the lights start to flicker. Both men notice this for a short time but Hemlock shakes it off and picks up Mauler. Then, a dark red light shines down in the middle of the ring directly on top of the two. Hemlock ignores this once agains and whips Mauler in and delivers a big clothesline. The lights then go out once again and this time all action stops in the ring. Mauler looks around knees down on the mat, but Hemlock jumps him from behind and begins to choke him viciously. As soon as Hemlock does this this lights go off again and as soon as they come on Sampson is seen standing behind the men. Hemlock continues to choke Mauler until Sampson grabs him by the face and rips him off of Mauler. Hemlock goes tumbling into the corner as Sampson cracks Mauler in the face with an axe handle. Mauler falls to ground with a bloody skull as Hemlock looks on with amazement. Sampson beats Mauler a couple more times and then stops suddenly and turns towards Hemlock. Sampson stares at Hemlock for a moment and then he points at him. As Sampson points at Hemlock the lights start to flicker on and off again. The lights take a long pause of darkness and when they come on Sampson is nowhere to be found. Hemlock is now standing in the corner and Mauler is trying to get to his feet. Suddenly a burst of fire surrounds the ring and Sampson's face can be seen on a large television screen. He is wearing his black leather mask, onlty now it has two thin streaks of white running along the left side. His eyes are focused on both men as he bellows out the folowing words.
Sampson: I have been gone for quite some time, and in that time I have drained myself with endless thought. I had re-evalutaed the process in which I had used to set my course. I had checked to see if my determination was strong enough to challenge the hatred inside my mind. My soul had been weakened, yet my mind stayed as strong as before. In two short weeks I have seen what needs to be done......I have seen what must occur. When I first came to this federation I had a plan to conquer all in my way swiflty and without hesitation. I was wrong in my assumptions of how easy this would actually be. The path to my personal freedom.....to the freedom of my soul would be halted. Halted by a man that now has used me as a trophey....a stepping stone of sorts. This man has just been broken open by my hands. Mauler, I have felt your power and it is great....I have seen your pain, and it is fierce.....but now you will feel my power and see my pain......and that will be the last of you....
Sampson stares at Mauler through the large screen. Hemlock is still as Mauler looks at the screen with utter amazement. The crowd just sits there silently until the camera fades to black. Small amounts of whispers can be heard as Hemlock steps out of the ring and walks to the back. Mauler stands in the middle of the ring staring at the blank screen for a minute or so before leaving the ring as well.
WINNER: None, match thrown out.
SSC: Well there's something you don't see everyday.
JLB: Well no kidding, and remember, before Sampson left his last two losses came at the hands of Mike Mauler. What retribution!
SSC: The EMT's have carried Mauler off to inspect that crack he took at the hands of Sampson. How about this next matchup James?
JLB: Pure and simple, it's old vs. new. The Triple Shot were a big part of the Youngbloods of old, the New Horsemen, but now JP Blood has been added to the fold to make a big impact. I have a feeling he'll do just that.
SSC: Well said, to the ring we go.
6 MAN TAG MATCH
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Destroyer, JP Blood, DDS vs. Triple Shot
The Triple Shot comes out first. They all wear "FOR THE LAST TIME WE ARE NOT STING GODDAMN IT!" t-shirts. They climb into the ring to shout of STING SUCKS STING SUCKS STING SUCKS. The all get agitated and B.I.G.G.S. grabs the mike.
BIGGS: "Shut the hell up! We are not Sting dammit! Mecca is Sting, not us! Make fun of him!"
"Dangerous" by Busta Rhymes comes on and out runs the decent wrestlers in this match. DDS leads the way and he is followed by JP Blood and Destroyer. They hit the ring like a ball of fire. DDS grabs BIGGS and hits him with a Dynamite DDT. JP grabs a hold of Shining Stinger and beats him bloody with Stingers bat. Destoyer tackles Scorpion and locks on the TAZ- MISSION! THE YOUNGBLOODS ARE BEATING THE LIVING HELL OUT OF THE TRIPLE SHOT! DDS grabs Stinger and hits a Dynamite DDT. JP Blood puts BIGGS on the top rope. Scorpion is unconscious as Destroyer refuses to let go of the taz- mission. BLOOD WITH A SUICIDE CRASH ON BIGGS. Destoyer grabs BIGGS and puts him in the taz-mission. Blood throws a table in the ring. DDS Dynamite DDT on Stinger! Blood throws Scorpion on the top rope. Blood with a SUICIDE CRASH THRU THE TABLE. Blood covers. It's elementary now. 1-2-3! The Youngbloods in swift and violent action beat the Triple Shot.
WINNERS: Youngbloods via Suicide Crash through a table
SSC: A great show of force by the Youngbloods to be sure.
JLB: I like how JP has blended with the established members of the YB's. He's one heck of an addition to that squad.
SSC: He sure is and we'll be seing more YB's later on tonight. For now, we've got that anticapted match up between Thunder Rider and Dirk Ryan.
2 OUT OF 3 FALLS
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Thunder Rider vs. Dirk Ryan
The lights start to go dim in the Shawplex arena, and the fans to begin to get a hush upon them. Spotlights begin to pan all over different areas, and then finally focuses in on the curtains that lead to the dressing rooms. Over the speakers, the sound of the Canadien national atheme in a heavy set guitar rift with drums, keyboards, and bass as backup begins to play. Thunder Rider emerges from the back, and the crowd goes wild. Canadien flags begin to be waved, and maple leaves are being thrown at Thunder Rider. Thunder Rider makes his way to the ring, shaking hands with as many people as he can.
SSC: What a hard fought match by both men!
JLB: That's the kind of competion I like to see. I believe these two were very evenly matched and it could have gone either way. Congrats to Dirk.
SSC: He deserves it. For now, though, we've got another interview from Frazer and Dalton.
("People in Glass Houses(Shouldn't Set Off Hydrogen Bombs)" by Bobbe's Band plays, and a man in rags, with big fake scars all over him comes out. He is wearing a Spyder mask backwards, which falls of halfway to the ring. Another man is beside him, looking incredibly stupid, and stumbling around. The man in the rags is trying to do sign language, but can't seem to get much farther than giving the finger to people. Finally, the two men reach the ring.)
"Jay Ward": Hilo evryune, The Linwlkrs are heere!!!! I am Jay Ward, an thes is Rapid Fyre!!! Toguther, we are the bestest tag teme in the SEWF, and we cn'ta admit thta the divizhun has krumbled. I also mayjored in speling before I became a ressler. Now im a ofishul WCW jobber!!! One hunderd pursint sertifide!
"Rapid Fire": Those meenies Frazer Fury and Rob Daulten are rilly rilly meen to us. We hope they get hit by buses, cuz we can't compeet with anyon abuv the talent levil of Fenuminun. Thta meens wee sukk!!!
"Jay Ward": On Tursday, not Wensday for those of yoo out thare who follow us, and our spelings, we get to fite those meenies!
"Rapid Fire": At Jagid Edge, wee will win!!!! We are the bestest tag teme in the world!!! Fraazer and Robb are a millyon tymes betr then us, but wee have an inferyortee cumplix. Know mater how meny tymes they beete us, we wil knot admittt thet they are way wey betr.
"Jay Ward": Also, befor they started having the balls two swear and not sensir themselfs, we were jest pussies. But know we are kool cuz we cuss!!!
At this point, "RF" starts laughing like a "mentally impaired" person, and falls over on the mat, having a seizure.
"Jay Ward": Oh noo, Rapid Fyre, are yoo Okey?
"RF" continues spasming.
"Jay Ward": Someonee gett halp!!!
From the back, two midgets appear. They run out to the ring. They are instantly recognizable as Mini Rapid Fire and Itsy Bitsy SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSpyder, DECWF's mini jobbers. Itsy Bitsy attempts to give CPR to "RF" but is thrown off. "RF" and "Jay Ward" attack the two minis, giving them the Ward Cleaver and the Malfunctioning Blast.
"Rapid Fire": Yoo jest saw whi wee aare caled thee Linwlkrs!!!
"Jay Ward": Becuz yoo nevre kno whut syde uv the lin we wlk on!!
The crowd is laughing insanely, when "RF" and "Jay Ward" take their costumes off, to reveal that "RF" was Rob Dalton and "Jay Ward" was Frazer Fury. They soak in all the laughter, and throw the costumes on top of the two midgets.
Rob Dalton: Ward, RF, at Jagged Edge, you're going to get your asses kicked.
Frazer Fury: We don't know what side of the line you walk on, but it sure as hell isn't the side that has any talent.
RD: Thursday, we're going to shut your ignorant asses up. On another note, donations to the Foundation to Get Jay Ward a Spellchecker are going GREAT! I'd like to take this time to thank Caladan Moore for his donation.
FF:(looking worried)Oh no, Caladan donated? Ooh, does this mean dissention in the ranks, ooh, ooh...
RD:(smirking, looking a bit "worried" as well)I didn't think of THAT, ooh, are we witnessing a break-up here?
Frazer and Rob eventually just burst out laughing. The crowd is also still laughing.
Frazer: You know, Rob and I, and our friends, are the best part of the SEWF. We make this place fun, we're the natural born entertainers, who everybody loves. Frazer Fury merchandise goes faster than anything else, and those new Flamethrower's Grill shirts are just flying off the displays.
Rob: Of course, with the royalties we get from those, we don't even need to wrestle, so it's actually just all YOUR pleasure, that we decide to get out of our houses every day, and do well..ANYTHING.
Frazer: And I hear SEWF doesn't even plan on making Jay Ward and Rapid Fire stuff...interesting... I'm sure they'll deny that though, I hear they bull(bleep) a lot.
Rob: Well SEWF and SEWF fans, we've gotta go, it's been your priveledge, your pleasure, and we're getting paid a helluva lot of money for it...
Frazer drops to his knees.
Frazer: Fuh-GIVUNESS Puh-LEEEEEAZE.
"Perfect People" by Pennywise hits the sound system, and Frazer and Rob exit to the back, leaving the fans in stitches.
SSC: Such a great contribution to society they are....
JLB: That thing between the Linewalkers and Rob/Frazer won't be over until one of those teams leaves SEWF or gets seriously injured.
SSC: There's a lot of heat between those two factions no doubt. Next up, however, is the very team in question and big tag title defense.
TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
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Linewalkers vs. La Famigla
Linewalkers make their way to the ring and stand there awaiting their next opponents. The La Famigla music plays but no one emerges from the back. The camera cuts back to the back where both Rocco and Vito are laying on the ground. Spray painted on both of their chests in YB. Needless to say, the match was thrown out.
WINNER: None, match thrown out
SSC: The Linewalkers manage to hang on to those titles, but probably not the way they wanted. They'll go on to face Rob Dalton and Frazer Fury in that big matchup.
JLB: We both know nothing will be settled at the end of that match, but maybe they can both move on. I doubt it though.
SSC: Well, as promised, more YB action with Steve Maldor challenging for the SNM title, next!
SNM TITLE MATCH
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"Flamethrower" Rob Dalton (c) vs. Steve Maldor w/DDS
Dalton enters the arena ready to go and slides into the ring to await the entrance of Maldor. That entrance finally comes and Maldor is accompanied by the rest of the Youngbloods, DDS, JP Blood, and Destroyer as Big Bang Baby by Stone Temple Pilots plays. Maldor slides into the ring and DDS has a few words with the ref. The bell sounds and both Destroyer and JP Blood head back to the back. DDS hops off the apron and the two men lock it up. Dalton just flings Maldor back into a corner with his strength. Dalton laughes a bit, but Maldor rushes out of the corner and catches Dalton with a shoulder block. Maldor immediately picks up Dalton and whips him in, and sends him down with a big drop toe hold. Maldor picks up Dalton again, whips him again, but this time comes off with a big hip toss. Maldor picks up Dalton yet again, sends him into the ropes again, and executed a big back body drop. Dalton writhes in pain on the mat and Maldor clamps on a leg scissors. Dalton squirms for awhile and Maldor lets it go. Dalton pulls himself to his feet and hits the ropes to deliver a big fist to the gut of Maldor. Maldor reels and Dalton whips him in now, but Maldor reverses, Dalton ducks a clothesline, and Dalton hits a big flying forearm. Dalton starts a choke on Maldor but soon breaks it at the ref's orders. Dalton hits the ropes and drops an elbow, but Maldor rolls out of the way. Maldor gets up and sits Dalton up, only to dropkick him back down. Maldor picks up Dalton and sets up for a suplex but Dalton blocks it and gives Maldor one of his own. Dalton makes a cover and gets a two count. He brings Maldor up to his feet and attempts a punch, but Maldor ducks and drop kicks Dalton right in the knees. Maldor with the corner for a 2 count. Dalton rolls away a little bit but Maldor picks him up and whips him into the ropes. Dalton reverses it though and hooks Maldor in a sleeper hold. Maldor quickly goes down to the mat and his hand is risen, and it falls, risen, falls, risen, fa....no there's some life in Maldor. Maldor battles back to get to a vertical base and gives Dalton a few elbows to the gut to loosen his grip. Maldor swings around the back of Dalton and delivers a big knee breaker. Dalton immediately grabs his knee in pain and Maldor covers for a 2. Maldor hooks on a facelock on the sitting Dalton. Dalton wiggles and Maldor releases it only to apply a head scissors. Rob is getting worn down as he tries to fight out of the scissors. He begins to lunge his feet for the ropes and finally gets there, but it takes a lot out of him. Dalton gets pulled up by Maldor just to be bodyslammed back down to the mat. Maldor mounts the top turnbuckle and waits for Dalton to rise. Dalton thinks he has an opening but Maldor stops him with a big fist to the mouth. Dalton staggers and Maldor hooks him and comes with the Silencer, a huge tornado DDT! Maldor sees Dalton prone and quickly locks in the Golden Silence! Dalton is stuck in the middle of the ring and can do nothing but tap out. The ref rings the bell and DDS and Maldor take the belt and celebrate. A few kids from the back, all with Maldor Fan Club t shirts on come into the ring and Maldor lets the all touch the belt. He then goes over to Dalton and helps him up to his feet. The two shake hands and Dalton rolls out. Maldor grabs a mike and says:
Maldor: Prez. Shaw, back in the back, I don't need this belt any more, cause now I got a belt that promises me a match every saturday night. I thank you much for getting a cruiser title, but I am no longer a cruiser. I am finally stepping up into the heavyweight division where the real action is baby. Thunder Rider, good luck pal. This belt don't come easy.
WINNER AND NEW SNM CHAMP: Steve Maldor via Golden Silence
SSC: Well, I guess Maldor was serious about making an impact in the heavyweight division. I believe he's done just that.
JLB: I'd say so! I think you would have to label this as an upset though with the hot streak Dalton has been on for the past month and change. Congrats to Maldor.
SSC: The YB camp will be happy tonight, no doubt. Well, our main event is finally here tonight and it pits the SEWF World title against the IWA Lightweight title. Let's get it on!
TITLE UNIFICATION MATCH
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Frazer Fury vs. Eric Righteous
Righteous was in the ring as The Offspring began to echo over the PA system and the World heavyweight champion Frazer Fury emerged from the back. As Fury made his way to the ring, Righteous never once took his eyes off of him. Frazer entered the ring at last and handed over his belt. The ref held up both titles and called for the bell. They met in the centre of the ring and it looked as if they were going for a lock-up, but Fury cut off Righteous with a kick to the mid-section and a couple hard rights. He sent Righteous into the ropes, but Righteous rebounded with a nasty lariat, knocking Frazer down. Eric was on the World champion immediately, grabbing him and sending him over with a snap suplex. Righteous locked a surfboard onto Fury, trying to force a submission, but Frazer was no where near ready to give up. Righteous tried to apply more pressure, but still Fury wasn't going to give. Finally, Righteous gave up on the hold and sent Fury crashing to the mat with a belly-to-back suplex, followed by a big elbow drop off the ropes. Righteous dragged Fury up by the hair and hooked in with a butterfly suplex, sending Fury back down to the mat. Righteous quickly went for the cover....One...Two...no, big kickout by Fury. Righteous grabbed Fury from behind, trying for a german suplex, but Fury slipped out and slid behind Righteous, sending Eric crashing to the mat with a deavastating german suplex. Fury hit the ropes and nailed a clothesline of his own on Righteous as he got to his feet. Frazer pulled out a suplex of his own, sending Righteous crashing to the mat with a Northern Lights suplex. One...Two..T...no, Righteous got his shoulder up. Fury wasn't about to let up though and he lifted Righteous up again, bringing him down with a beautiful brainbuster in the corner. With Righteous prone, Fury went up top and came off with a somersault legdrop. With his leg over Righteous' chest, the ref started to count....One...Two...T...no, shoulder up again. Fury pulled Righteous away from the corner and locked on a sitting abdominal stretch. Righteous was obviously in pain, but he wouldn't give. Righteous fought hard and slowly managed to get to his feet, breaking the hold. Fury tried to nail Righteous with a short arm clothesline, but Righteous ducked and then hit one of his own. Righteous grabbed Fury....DOCTOR BOMB! Cover....One...Two...Thr..., no kickout by Fury! Righteous is pumped up now. He lifts Fury up to the top rope, setting for a superplex. Fury is fighting back though, struggling for all he's worth. Fury breaks the suplex and hooks on a butterfly double armbar.....SUPER PEDIGREE! He just drove Righteous to the mat with a top rope pedigree! Righteous' nose just exploded with blood! Fury is down though too from the impact. Fury struggles to get an arm over Righteous at last....One....Two....Thre...NO! Righteous somehow got a shoulder up! Both men struggle to their feet slowly. Fury with a punch right to the nose, getting blood everywhere! Righteous grabs his face in pain and Fury nails him with a well-placed kick before sending him into the ropes....Fury with the hotshot! Frazer pulls Righteous up and sends him crashing down with a Michonoku Driver #2. Frazer with the cover...One...Two...Th, no shoulder up. Frazer Fury goes up to the second rope...big elbow drop...NO! Righteous moved! Eric Righteous gets up quickly and grabs the injured arm, stepping over top of Fury and prying on it with an armbar. Fury is hurting, but he battles back, slowly gaining his feet. He breaks the hold and sends Righteous into the ropes.....FRAZER DRIVER? No, Righteous fighs out of it. He slides behind Fury...reverse DDT on Fury! Cover. One...Two...Thre...no, Fury gets his shoulder up at the last second. Righteous sets up Fury for a powerbomb, but Fury slides out of it. Fury with the spinning back kick right to Righteous' face. Righteous stumbles back and Fury sends him into the ropes, but Eric reverses. Fury is sent flying with a big back body drop. Righteous picks up Fury and sets up for a running slam. He runs Fury right into the corner! Righteous hooks Fury's legs upside down in the tree of woe. Fury is virutally helpless as Righteous does a running elbow smash right into Fury's groin! That had to hurt...Righteous dumps Fury out of the corner and goes for the cover. One...Two...Thre...no, the ref just saw Fury's foot on the ropes. That was close. Righteous is upset about that one. He tries for the cover again. One...Two..no, shoulder up. Righteous gives up on that and lifts Fury up to the top rope, sitting him backwards. Righteous climbs up as well. He's trying for a flying powerbomb/Towering Inferno/Thunder Bomb/Blonde Bombshell. Fury counters with the backdrop, but Righteous saves himself with a super sunset flip! One...Two....Thre...no, shoulder up! Both men are slow to get up. Righteous takes down Fury with the DDT. Eric opts not to go for the cover, instead climbing up to the top rope. Big swan dive right onto Fury! Cover....ONE....Two....Thre, no, Fury refuses to be beaten and gets his shoulder up. Righteous yells at the ref as Fury climbs to his feet. Righteous sends Fury into the ropes and lifts Frazer, trying for a death valley driver of his own. Fury slides out! Fury nails the FURYKICK out of nowhere! Righteous took it right on the jaw. Fury with the cover....ONE...TWO....THREE!!! Frazer wins another belt!
WINNER AND STILL WORLD CHAMP: Frazer via FuryKick
SSC: Frazer adds yet another title to his growing collection and another to the great SEWF World title. It's possible he may do it again, we'll wait and see.
JLB: I'm impressed that after all the crap he talks that he can still live up to it. I want to know who's gonna knock him off that perch.
SSC: Well, we're out of time folks so for JLB and Matt Hammer, this is Stylin' Steve Chen signing off. Good night.
David Shaw SEWF Prez. wgzz80c@prodigy.com