SEWF SATURDAY NIGHT MOTHERSHIP
LIVE!!! FROM THE SHAWPLEX ON 2/21!!!!

(Camera fades in on a giant SEWF logo. Smaller NWO, WCW, and WWF logos appear around the SEWF logo. A huge mouth opens in the SEWF logo and it swallows the other logos. It burps and spews the remnants on to the screen, revealing SSC, JLB, and NO MUSTY!!)

SSC: Hello and welcome folks to another edition of tv's highest rated wrestling program, it's SNM!!!!

JLB: Yes, and a major victory tonight that we got Musty to take a week off.

SSC: Yep, and it only took 3 words, Puddin' In Iraq.

JLB: Serve your country well Musty.

SSC: Anyway, we've got one helluva opening bought tonight with two of the top names in the SEWF, Spleen and Savage, here we go!

SINGLES ACTION
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Jameson Spleen vs. Vandal Savage

The lights go dim, and large spot lights circle through out the arena as the music of Vandel Savage begins to play over the speakers. When he emerges, the fans seem to look more down upon him than to cheer him on; however, there is quite a few fans who are cheering Savage with all of their might. After making his way into the ring, he bounces off the ropes a few times to loosen up.

Shortly afterwards, the sound of money being thrown into a slot machine comes over the loud speakers. Jameson Spleen steps through the curtain, and the crowd cheers enthusiastically. Spleen stops for a breif moment to enjoy the loving the crowd has offered. Slapping hands with as many fans a possible on his way to the ring, Spleen looks in good spirits for this match. A young boy has a sign that says, "Sampson sucks, Spleen rules." Spleen stops, pats the young boy on the head, laughs, and then begins to walk up the steel stairs.

With both wrestlers in the ring, the ref calls for the bell. Both men dance around, circling the ring to size up each other. Then, in an instant, Spleen and Savage lock up. Both having leverage from their legs, all the way up to their arms, they stand locked together each trying to gain the early upper hand.

Savage pushes Spleen into the far corner, and the ref makes him break the hold. Spleen then quickly knees Savage in the stomach and follows with a spinning neckbreaker. Trying to end it quick, he goes for the cover on Savage...1....2...kickout. Spleen then gets up, and picks up Savage. Spleen gives him a snap suplex, sending the big Savage quickly down to the mat on his lower back. Spleen is taking his time, and not working at a fast pace; yet, he is doing so very critical moves to Savage.

Spleen then positions Savage into a arm bar, and puts his legs around Savage's head to gain more leverage. Savage wretches in pain, as we see his forearm begin to bend in ways that it should not. After a short while, Savage manages to regain his feet, and reverse the armbar. Spleen, now getting a taste of his own, quickly goes for the ropes, but is snapped back by the powerful Savage.

Savage then picks up Spleen in the body slam position with Spleen's arm still behind his back. Savage then drives down Spleen to the mat, and hard on his right arm. Savage then follows up with a head butt straight down onto the chest of Spleen. Spleen grips his chest after that move. Savage then picks up Spleen, puts him between his legs, lifts up Spleen over his shoulders, and executes a razor edge. Man, a powerful display of force by Savage. Savage goes for the cover...1.......2......kickout. Savage is far from done, since he then stomps on Spleen's forehead a few times, before picking him up.

Savage then whips Spleen to the ropes, and bends down for a body drop, but Spleen holds onto the top rope, stoping his momentum. Spleen kicks Savage in the face, lifting him up. Spleen then jumps, and gives Savage a standing drop kick to the jaw. Savage goes down hard, and Spleen bouces to the ropes. With Savage just getting up in time, Spleen lands a forearm to the jaw of Savage. Savage goes into the corner. Spleen then drives his left shoulder into Savage's gut a few times, then goes to the top. Pounding at Savage's head, the crowd begins to count...1...2...3.....4.....5, but on the fifth shot, Savage has had enough. Savage delivers an inverted atomic drop to Spleen, and follows up with a lariet.

Spleen is down, and Savage begins to climb the ropes. Savage trys for a flying elbow drop, but Spleen managed to lift up his right boot, so that is hit Savage sqaure in the face. Spleen then gets up, and puts Savage up for a powerslam. He runs, and drops Savage down hard in the middle of the ring. Spleen went to the top, and dived off to land a knee drop right in the head of Savage. Spleen then whips Savage into the corner, and follows after. Savage kicks Spleen as he is coming in, and then climbs the top rope. Spleen kicks out his legs, climbs the ropes, gets behind Savage, puts on a full nelson, and executes a Spleen Buster. Both men a worn from the move, but it is Spleen who gets the one, two, and three.
WINNER: Jameson Spleen via Spleenbuster

SSC: It swayed both ways, but in the end Spleen had that last burst to put him over.

JLB: Another entertaining match put on by one entertaining guy.

SSC: Yep, so, James, Musty must be taking the demise of the PTD pretty tough, seeing as he was your leader and all.

JLB: He was never the frickin' leader!

SSC: Always fun to piss ya off. Anyway, DC/Dirk, next.

DC Stryker vs. Dirk Ryan

DC Stryker came out first. He wore a Vandal can bite my ass t-shirt as he entered the ring. More Human Than Human blared up and out came Dirk "The Critic" Ryan. He climbed into the ring and laughed wildly at DC Stryker. Stryker gets a mean look on his face and starts throwing a tantrum in the corner. He starts screaming at the top of his lungs "I AM NOT A JOKE, I AM NOT A JOKE, I CAN WRESTLE, REALLY I CAN" This makes Dirk laugh even more. Dirk is turning blue and is crying because he is laughing so hard. DC charges Dirk who is STILL laughing. Stryker hits Dirk with a wimpy clothesline, which makes Dirk fall to the mat in excrutiatingly more intense laughter. The crowd starts chanting "YOU SUCK YOU SUCK". DC starts running around the ring and flailing his arms about. He appears to be having an epilectic fit, but it is only his spastic motions. Dirk Ryan stifles the laughing enough to grab DC as he runs around the ring and hits him with a german suplex. Ryan, still chuckling about DC, picks DC up and hits him with a fisherman's suplex. The ref counts 1-2-Ryan let's go of the hold. He gets up saying "Not that quick, not just yet" He throws DC into the ropes and hits DC with a flying lariat. He picks DC up again and hits him with an inverted atomic drop. DC feels no effect from it, could he be like Spyder and lack genitalia? DC surprises Dirk with a switch poke to the eye. DC grabs Dirk and quickly hits a DDT on him. Ryan is on the mat. DC looks out at the crowd and starts posing yelling "SEE I CAN WRESTLE". Ryan, obviously not hurt, get up behind DC. DC turns around and Ryan hits him with a Samoan Bulldog(Diamond Cutter, etc.) Ryan smiles fiendishly and puts DC on the top rope. Ryan climbs the ropes and hits DC with a top rope piledriver. Ryan covers 1-2-Dirk Ryan pulls DC up. Ryan hooks DC up and hits him with a tiger driver. He covers again 1-2-Ryan again pulls DC up. Ryan fakes disgust and slaps the mat. The crowd laughs. Dirk Ryan throws the limp DC into the turn buckle and climbs them. 1-2-3......28-29-30! Ryan moves and DC collapses to the mat. Dirk with a frog splash onto DC's back. Dirk looks at the crowd and motions for the Critical Danger. The crowd goes wild. Dirk Ryan grabs DC and hits him with it. He stands up and raises his arms as he puts one foot on DC's chest. The ref counts 1-2-3! Dirk Ryan wins again!
WINNER: Dirk Ryan via Critical Danger

JLB: Dirk has looked pretty impressive.

SSC: Certainly has! He's 2-0 so far in SEWF competition. We'll see how long he can keep that up.

JLB: Next up is the Plague's own Sampson in action against Rocco.

Sampson vs. Rocco w/Vito

The theme from the "Godfather" plays, as DV and Rocco make their way down the aisle. All of a sudden, while the music is still playing, Sampson and Cyanide run down from behind! Cyanide smashes a chair over Vito's head, knocking him unconscious! Sampson blindsides Rocco with brass-knuckles punch to the back of the head!! Rocco is out, also! Sampson drops the knuckles and throws Rocco into the ring! He picks him up and delivers the RUNNING TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER!!!! He pins the unconscious Rocco: 1, 2, 3!!!!! Sampson wins in under 10 seconds!!! This had got to be the quickest match in SEWF history! Sampson pinned Rocco before the bell even rang!!!
WINNER: Sampson via Running Tombstone at 00:10!

SSC: Wow! What an explosion.

JLB: That wasn't an explosion, it was a brass knuckled sneak attack.

SSC: It still got the job done.

JLB: Yeah, that's all we need, a cheating Goldberg.

SSC: NEXT!

TAG ACTION
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Phenomenon vs. Linewalkers

We have a tag match next between the newly formed alliance of Spyder & Rapid Fire a/k/a "The LineWalkers", meaning that they are not going to say if they are with the good guys or if they are running with the bad element here in the S.E.W.F.!! Their opponents for tonight's match are the duo, whom rumor has been goin' around are,"fresh out of the closet", 'Rebel' Rick Stone & his significant other, 'Jimmy James' Cade, properly known as "Phenomenon" And by the way the fans are booing and jeering, it looks like they are gonna be the first to the ring, in what I must say will be an interesting match, GUARANTEED EVERYBODY!!!!!! Both Stone and Cade, dressed in similar hot pink tights and the white wrestling boots, jog down the aisle and enter the ring, both looking ready for this match, each has a sweat going and by that look in their eye, I think that Spyder & R.Fire just may have to earn this victory. No sooner said, then the lights dim and the spot light hits at the curtains,which shade the entrance way, when four dynamite explosions go off in a row, BOOOOM, BOOOOM, BOOOOM,BOOOOM , and Rapid Fire comes out running, followed behind by Spyder who is slapping hands with some of the fans, especially that group of youngsters in their "Spyder" T-Shirts, as the fans erupt into an enormous hissing sound,SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

All four opponents are in the ring and bouncing on the balls of their feet, each sizing the opposition that he must soon grapple with. The referee calls for the bell, "DING,DING," and it looks like RF is gonna start the match for the "LineWalkers" as he will be going against the lanky 'Jimmy James' Cade for "Phenomen". The two circle each other and quickly lock up and it seems like a pretty even size match up as the two force each other to a knee and then Cade quickly executes an arm- drag take down and follows up with an arm bar as RF is on his knee, wincing in pain do to the hold. Cade uses the arm to whip RF into the turnbuckles, which just so happen to be where 'Rebel' Rick has placed his knee, causing RF to fall to the mat!! Cade quickly tags in Stone, and before he leaves the ring, he delivers a series of shoulder blocks to RF's mid-section as Stone is kicking at the right knee of RF. While this is going on, Spyder jumps into the ring but causes the ref to turn his back on "Phenomenon" while Cade quickly delivers a mat shaking DDT. The ref finally gets Spyder back out of the ring and he is just in time to witness Stone and Cade double-plex RF, who is desperately in need of tagging his partner. Stone, the legal man in the ring, scoops up RF and slams him to the mat, runs into the ropes and comes off and delivers a powerful leg-drop across the throat area of RF, who starts to shake and grip at his throat, obviously in pain. Stone grabs him by the hair and lifts him up again like he is gonna body-slam him but instead he drops his throat across the top rope. RF looks as if he is having trouble breathing as Stone places his head between his leg, the set-up for the piledriver and mocks the crowd, giving them the finger as they chant Fire,Fire,Fire, so he is about to lift RF but instead,RF, who used the fans momentum flips Stone over his back,sending him through the ropes and ramming his head on the outter guard rail! RF who is still holding his throat quickly runs over to Spyder who is just waiting to get into the ring. Spyder quickly pounces on Stone outside the ring, he throws him into the iron stairs that lead up to the ring, then as the referee continues his count,5.....6, Spyder gets Stone and executes a jack-knife power bomb on the concrete arena floor, knocking Stone out cold. Seeing that his opponent is ripe for the pinning, Spyder throw Stone into the ring and follows behind, just as the referee is about to say 9, what a way to make the most of his time outside the ring. Spyder lays Stone in the center of the ring and he himself goes to the corner and starts to climb to the top, just as Cade is about to push Spyder down,RF saves his partner by delivering a lying shoulder into Cade's mid-section, sending them both into the metal guard rail. Meanwhile Stone is laying motionless as Spyder leaps into the air and performs a 450 splash, landing perfectly on the motionless Stone and goes for the cover and pin, 1.....2.....3 and the pin. Meanwhile RF is pounding Cade's head into the guard rail and has no clue that the match is over and his team has won. Spyder climbs back up onto the top rope and comes delivering a elbow drop to Cade's back as he is hanging over the guard rail. After RF and Spyder deliver a few more kicks, they raise their hands in the air as the crowd goes wild, at the winners, the "LineWalkers"!! As they leave and head towards the locker room, the medics make their way to the motionless 'Rebel' Rick Stone in the ring and his partner Jimmy Cade draped over the guard rail, each needing the attention being given! Wow what a match that was fans, don't leave your seat, cause the next match is on it's way in a matter of minutes!!! ENJOY!!!!!!!!
WINNERS: Linewalkers via 450 by Spyder

JLB: Looks like the "foundation of the SEWF" is crumbling.

SSC: Sure does, those guys just can't catch any breaks. A great debut by the Linewalkers.

JLB: It'll be tough for Spyder to right from that match to this next one, especially against the solid Bishop. Let's see how he holds up.

FRIENDS OR ENEMIES?
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Spyder vs. Bishop

Spyder came down to the ring first, his music was oddly disturbed, a poor recording, or a sound malfunction of some sort. Needless to say, he was not pleased about this. Fans booed him, as well as Rapid Fire, as they entered the ring. Bishop's music was strange too, it was "Hell's Bells" by AC/DC instead of his usual, although he saw no problem with this, walking confidently into the ring. RF exited the ring, and the match was on. Spyder was showing definite signs of his recent beatings, slow and limping. Suddenly, Steve Maldor burst out of the back and ran to ringside. However, we stopped short of getting involved and grabbed a mike.

Steve: You now, I have seen a lot of stupid people in my day, but I am afraid Bishop takes the cake. Man, for being some superstar, you sure do act like a bum. Yep, a bum. Spyder, Bishop, I hope you kill each other. At least if you did,the SEWF would be rid of two guys who think they are some type of superhero. Man, I bet Marvel comics is making a fortune on both your careeers. Bishop, I am twice the man you ever were, or ever will be. Go back to the hospital pal, cause your obviously not cured yet. Yep, you know who this priest, cardinal, choir boy wannabe: Steve Maldor. Tell you what Bishop, if you and Spyder man over there want to take me on, I am sure I can find a tag partner. Tell ya what, me and my mystery partner versus you and Spyder. Sound good? Well kiddies, don't worry, I can handle anything these guys can dish out with the help of my "mystery partner." Period.

With that Maldor left and the match finally began. Bishop caught Spyder with a kick to the knee, and then a single leg pickup, ramming him hard into the corner. Spyder rushed out, and was hit with a drop toehold from Bishop, who looked better than ever. Bishop hammered a fist into the back of Spyder's head, and climbed the ropes. Spyder caught up with him, and climbed as well, preparing to superplex Bishop. Bishop shoved Spyder to the mat, and Spyder landed on his feet. Bishop leapt from the turnbuckles, and spiked Spyder on his head with a DDT. He went to the top again, and elbowsmashed the prone Spyder. Bishop picked Spyder up, and violently crucifix bombed him. Bishop entirely dominated Spyder, whipping out two snap suplexes, a shoulderbreaker, and a swinging neckbreaker. As Spyder lay unconscious on the mat, Bishop called for the end, throwing an arm in the air. The crowd cheered wildly, the fans all hating Spyder and RF. Bishop brought Spyder up off the mat, and prepared to Checkmate him. Spyder got a shot in, and wriggled free of the move, kicking Bishop in the gut. Spyder lifted Bishop up, and hit the Spyder's Byte!!! Bishop..GOT UP!!!! Apparently Spyder's move doesn't have as much effect as he thought it did! Bishop punched Spyder across the jaw, and swept him up, hitting the Checkmate. Bishop covered, and got the 1, 2, 3!!! With that, he celebrated in the ring, to loads of applause and cheers. Spyder slapped the mat disgustedly, after he got up. RF entered the ring, and consoled him, and the two men walked out. The beginning of "Dammit" by Blink 182, leading into the middle of "Firestarter" by Prodigy played, and the arena's lights flashed widly. Fans went absolutely insane, and Frazer Fury and Rob Dalton entered the ring, where Bishop still celebrated. They both had mics.

Frazer:Heeey Bishop!!! Looks like you're back.

Rob Dalton:And now, we're gonna beat the living hell outta you.

Bishop looked helpless, backing off. Spyder and RF turned around, mid-aisle, and rushed into the ring to help their friend Bishop. Spyder and RF cut Fury and Dalton off, protecting Bishop. Bishop's mask came off at that point, revealing his hideous face, which he had shown in several flashes before. It had obviously been loosened during his match, and just slipped off. Dalton and Frazer pulled Spyder from the group, and hit a Total Elimination on him. Bishop, in a SHOCK, grabbed Rapid Fire and Checkmated him. He pulled off his "hideous face" to reveal one with a huge grin upon it. GAMBIT!!! The star from elsewhere, who'd made a special appearance at the PPV, was HERE! Frazer and Dalton quickly hit the FrazerDriver, Fury Kick, Falcon Arrow, Assassination, and Flamethrower Superkick on Spyder, all in succession. Gambit hit repeated Deathcards on both RF and Spyder. Frazer took the oppurtunity to grab chairs and the like from outside the ring, and put them in the ring. Spyder and RF were set up on a table, and Gambit legdropped them through it. Frazer and Dalton both bashed Spyder's face in with chairs, and then pulled off Spyder's mask. Dalton fireballed Spyder three times, staying true to his "Flamethrower" moniker, and it was obvious that Spyder's face was scorched for good, as it was entirely charcoal black, and his eyes swelled over almost immediately. Frazer bashed the ugly burned face of Spyder with a chair, and then tossed the chair to "Flamethrower." Frazer and Gambit wishboned Spyder's legs. Dalton got the most EVIL grin on his face, and then he dropped down, inventing the ARABIAN NADBUSTER on Spydie boy. Whatever was left of Spyder's manhood after the last attack it took was no longer there, for certain. Gambit and Frazer sandwiched RF's head between two chairs, and simultaneously dropkicked them. RF's head exploding in huge gushes of blood, and his the shot his ears took would certainly render him deaf or near deaf. With RF taken care of, the attention was focused entirely on Spyder.

FF:Spyder, NOBODY LIKES YOU.

RD:The one man you thought was your friend hates you, and always has hated you.

FF:Get your sorry ass out of SEWF. Nobody wants you!!!

Frazer began slamming Spyder's head against the mat, by the tiny stubs of hair left after he had his head shaved not too long ago.

FF:LEAVE!!! LEAVE!!! EVERYONE HATES YOU!!!

RD:Get the hell OUT!!!!

Rob and Frazer ram chairs into Spyder's kneecaps, and a loud *pop* is heard. Gambit speaks.

G:Yes SEWF, the nightmare man is here. But he's always been here, you know. I was just setting this poor son of a bitch up. But Spyder, you deserved it. You deserve all of what is gonna happen to you tonight.

FF:Spyder!! SEWF has a little present for ya! I organized it myself, and now I get to deliver it! Come on out guys!!!!!

EIGHTEEN MEN pour out of the lockerroom. They are: Kuro Kazuya, Hemlock, Poison, Cyanide, Void, Sampson, Nomad, Insomnia, SuperNova, Jon Oswald, Dave Shaw, Jason Cline, Destroyer, Emmanuel Calliente, Steve Maldor, Wild Horse, Iron Man, and Dirk Ryan.

FF:Yes Spyder, SEWF is gonna show it's LOVE to you, right now!

All twenty one men in the ring begin to stomp Spyder ferociously. People that despise each other are helping one another beat on the man, SEWF has come together out of pure hatred for one man, and Spyder is paying for all the tagging along and stupid remarks he's made. Destroyer locked on the Tazmission, as the other men pounded Spyder with chairs and fists. The Plague attacked as a group, a Kuro Jin, Venomplexes, Running Tombstone through a table piece, Parasite Plunge, and Hangman's Noose all applied, capped off by a killer Somnus. Destroyer 450 splashed Spyder, and DDS picked him up, Dynamite DDT'ing him 10 times on a chair, just opening up Dalton's massive laceration to the face furthermore. Dirk Ryan picked Spyder up, and dropped him hard, with two Critical Dangers, and then applied a Sharpshooter, as several men pounded Spyder's back and rib area wioth chairs. Emmanuel Calliente halfheartedly wheelkicked Spyder, obviously not very into the beating. Steve Maldor then went absolutely psycho on Spyder, and hit the Silencer on him 6 times, 4 of which were on a chair. He then applied Golden Silence, as the chairshots continued. Frazer grabbed Spyder, and took him to the top rope, as Gambit set up a table. The FrazerDriver that sent Spyder through the thick table was terrific, and splinters shot everywhere as Spyder's body went through the furniture. His neck landed at a HORRIBLE angle, and Frazer laughed. Dalton fireballed Spyder directly in the face a FOURTH time, and it served to cauterize the cut somewhat, although it made the already extremely severe burns worse. He cinched on a Prime Time Choke, as Wild Horse and Iron Man laced into Spyder with kicks. When Dalton finished the hold up, Wild Horse dropped Spyder with a Rising Heavens, and Iron Man hit the Daybreaker. They then collectively did a Fallen Angel to Spyder, who landed awkardly on his neck again. Spyder's neck was obviously in bad shape by now too. DDS got in a quickDynamite DDT, and Cline set in, hitting several superkicks and a Facebuster on Spyder, serving to make the bleeding even more profuse. Jon Oswald, recent DECWF grad, Trainwrecked spyder a few times, on a chair. Gambit, Frazer, and Dalton once again got their hands on Spyder, and he tasted 6 Deathcards, a FalconArrow, 3 Fury Kicks, and another Prime Time Choke. The Plague departed first, leaving 13 men in the ring to continue Spyder's beating. Destroyer hit a BIG chairshot, and opened up the top of Spyder's bald head. Frazer and Destroyer both swung chairs at opposite sides, front and back, of Spyder's head again, and the noise it caused was deafening. Spyder's skull was now bleeding from all sides, and profusely everywhere too. Gambit picked up a jagged table piece, and stabbed Spyder in his right eye with it, laughing at the spurt of blood that shot up as he did it. Maldor once again spiked Spyder with a few Silencers, and Destroyer got in a 450 Splash, with a chair in arms, that caused Spyder's ribs to appear like they'd shattered. Calliente left, never interested in much of it anyway. Wild Horse and Iron Man shoved Spyder into a corner, and worked him over with an assortment of kicks and punches. After they were done with that, they left. 10 men were left in the ring now, pounding Spyder. Cline and Shaw did a double team bulldog, which sent Spyder's head into a chair. DDS left, leaving Cline to kick Spyder's ribs repeatedly. Dalton picked a chair up, and drove it lengthwise into Spyder's neck. Spyder had been unconscious for forever, so he simply twitched. Cline dropkicked the same chair into Spyder's face, and then he left. Destroyer soon left as well, after he had gotten a good piledriver onto the chair in. 7 men were left:Dalton, Fury, Gambit, Maldor, Ryan, SuperNova, and Jon Oswald. SuperNova was just laughing at the bloody Spyder, and not doing much. Bobo was at ringside, and was going crazy with all the violence. Bobo tossed SuperNova the ring bell, and Nova shrugged, and rammed it into Spyder's head. When Spyder's head and the bell collided, a dull thud was audible, and Spyder only bled more profusely. Satisfied with the carnage, Nova and Bobo wandered off, leaving 6 men behind. Dirk Ryan hit 5 more Critical Dangers on Spyder, and then exited as well. Oswald just rolled out of the ring, leaving only 4. After he locked on a final Golden Silence, Maldor left the original 3 men in the ring.

FF:Well Spyder, how did you like my present? NOW LEAVE!!! You and yourfriend are both hurt now, and your only friend left..IS YOU!!! SO GET THE HELL OUT!!!

Gambit laughed, and casually kicked Spyder's head. Frazer tossed Gambit that stupid old Bishop mask, and Gambit put the mask on Spyder's head. Gambit merrily tossed Spyder out of the ring, and put him high on his shoulders. Frazer shot over the top rope, and springboard dropkicked the Bishop masked Spyder through SEWF's big thick Spanish Announce booth! Frazer, Dalton, and Gambit all laughed heartily at the sight of Spyder unconscious, wearing theBishop mask over his bald and bloody head, and lying in a pile of rubble in front of a man named Ricardo screaming about "hijos de putas." Frazer, Dalton, and Gambit laughed more, and walked off, leaving SEWF's Maintenence Crew to clean up the bloodiest mess in SEWF history.
WINNER: Gambit via Checkmate

SSC: That was the single most disgusting display I've ever seen in all my years.

JLB: I love it, I love it, I love it! It's like PTD incarnate.

SSC: Oh, get off of it already. PTD is DEAD!

JLB: Shut up.

SSC: Hemlock will try to keep the SNM title against Biggs, next.

SNM TITLE
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Hemlock (c) vs. Mr. B.I.G.G.S.

The crowd scream like crazed animals at Mr. BIGGS as he makes his way down to ringside. The big man slowly climbs into the ring just as the lights begin to dim. We hear the familiar sound of Bass Horns playing as the entire Plague walks down the aisle behind Mr. BIGGS opponent. The SNM champion, Hemlock. The Plague stops halfway down the aisle and watch Hemlock as he makes his way to the ring. The Plague eventually walks away, leaving Hemlock to fight yet another battle for the SNM gold. Hemlock enters the ring and immediately the big man takes advantage of being the first in the ring by pummeling Hemlock with his massive arms. HEmlock has been knocked down to one knee as BIGGS continues this onslaught. Hemlock finally goes to the mat and BIGGS drops an elbow that would crush an average mans chest. BIGGS gets to his feet and scoop slams Hemlock, and then drops another big elbow across his sternum. BIGGS just pounds on Hemlock, until he decides to lift him to his feet again. BIGGS then twists Hemlock into an armbar, ciches it tight, and then pulls him in hard for a lariat. Hemlock is down, but as BIGGS goes for another elbow the quicker Hemlock rolls away. BIGGS hits hard, but is still too fresh to stay down. BIGGS kicks Hemlock in the side repeatedly until he lifts him to his feet once again. BIGGS then whips Hemlock into the turnbuckle. He then runs at him full speed, but misses with the splash. HEmlock side steps BIGGS and as the big man staggers back Hemlock clotheslines him in the back of the neck. This move knocks BIGGS face first into the corner, and Hemlock starts going to town. He's hitting him with jabs, european uppercuts, and kicks to the gut. BIGGS is beginning to slouch in the corner as Hemlock climbs him and starts punching him to the counts of the screaming fans...1...2....3...4...5..all of a sudden BIGGS gets his feet under him and carries Hemlock to the middle of the ring. He then nails him with a massive spinebuster that shakes the entire building. BIGGS punches Hemlock with a straight right hand to keep him down, and then goes to the second turnbuckle. He then drops his huge body backwards and hits Hemlock in the neck with an elbow. BIGGS goes for the pin...1-2...KICKOUT BY HEMLOCK. BIGGS then picks up Hemlock and attempts a powerslam, but Hemlock gouges him in the eyes. BIGGS releases his grip and Hemlock slips out of the ring. As soon as this happens BIGGS starts looking for him. BIGGS climbs out of the ring, but his eyesight is blurred by the eyegouge. BIGGS makes his way around the first ringpost and is floored with a spinning heel kick by the hidden Hemlock. Hemlock then climbs onto the ring apron, and remains perched until BIGGS gets to his feet. Hemlock jumps off and his BIGGS with a picture perfect dropkick, knocking him into the guardrail. Hemlock rolls into the ring to break the count, and lets BIGGS struggle his way back into the ring. As soon as BIGGS gets in the ring Hemlock whips him into the ropes and as he comes back Hemlock uses BIGGS momentum to hit him with a powerslam of his own. Hemlock then bounces off the ropes and nails BIGGS with a lightning quick legdrop. He goes for the cover...1...2...FOOT ON THE ROPES!!! Hemlock lifts BIGGS to his feet, but BIGGS starts punching him before Hemlock can do anything. The two men go toe to toe in the middle of the ring until Hemlock pulls him in and attempts a bodyslam. BIGGS foghts free and goes for his own, but Hemlock breaks out of that. The two men struggle for position until Hemlock hits BIGGS with a lowblow while the ref was out of position. He gets a tight grip on BIGGS and...WHAM!!! HITS HIM WITH THE VENOMPLEX!!! HEmlock goes for the cover...1.....2...3!!!!!!!! IT'S OVER...HEMLOCK WINS...HEMLOCK HOLDS ONTO THE BELT AFTER A GREAT FIGHT FROM BIGGS!!! BIGGS begins to get to his feet, and then suddenly the lights go out. When they come back on BIGGS is standing alone and Hemlock is nowhere to be found.
WINNER AND STILL CHAMP: Hemlock via Venomplex

SSC: Quite a title defense by Hemlock.

JLB: Biggs put up quite a fight, more than what I expected.

SSC: That he did. Now, we've got word that Matt Hammer has a special announcement to give concerning the status of Antonio Bordos. Take it away Matt!

Matt Hammer: Hello Ladies and gentlemen. As you know I am Matt Hammer coming to you with an exclusive interview. As you all know I've been trying to get an interview with the SEWF's newest addition, Antonio Bordos. Due to legal issues and just bad timing on my part I have missed him every time. Tonight, however is different; I spoke to his agent on the phone and he said that Antonio has agreed to a four year contract with a ten thousand dollar signing bonus. This means that he is officially a member of the SEWF and can make his appearance tonight at Saturday Night Mothership.

( The crowd begins to calmly cheer as Matt Hammer continues.)

Matt Hammer: So let me waste no more time in introducing the SEWF's newest...." ANTONIO BORDOS"....

( Matt waits a moment and speaks once again.)

Matt Hammer: I said " ANTONIO BORDOS"!!!!

( Matt stands there in amazement as well as confusion as the entranceway remains empty. Matt shakes his head in frustration, mumbles to himself, and begins to leave the ring when all of a sudden Red and Yellow lights start swirling around the Shawplex. The fans begin to cheer as Matt Hammer stands frozen, hoping that he can finally speak to this elusive man. The lights continue to swirl around only faster as a low humming can be heard over the PA. Suddenly...BOOM...fireworks shoot out from every direction and " Lhabia" by the Deftones begins to pump through the PA as loud as it goes. The fans are awestruck at this point, screaming their heads off in excitement. The curtains fly open and a fairly tall man steps out onto the ramp. He looks to be about 6'4" and close to 250 pounds. He is wearing long black wrestling tights with yellow and red streaks running down the legs. He is wearing a sleevless leather vest which is barely covering his washboard stomach. His long, brown hair is slicked back into a pony tail as it falls across his well defined shoulders. He begins to slowly walk down the aisle as the camera zooms into his face. His face rough with stubble forming a very thin beard. HE looks very determined as he looks up at the crowd, all the while rubbling his chin. The man comes to the ring as Matt Hammer begins to speak again.)

Matt Hammer: Well, it's about friggin' time Antonio. I thought you were never going to get here.

Antonio Bordos: I do like to make an entrance Matt.

Matt: That is something you can definitely do well, Antonio.

Antonio: Yeah, I know. Matt, I know you have a list of questions you havbe to ask me, but I don't think I want to go along with any scripts tonight. I have some things to say, and I would appreciate if you just let me do all the talking for now.

Matt: Fine, fine..that just makes my job a little easier.

Antonio: I glad you feel that way.

( The crowd has quieted down while Antonio stands in the middle of the ring. He looks determined, a little cocky but not enough to make him seem like a smartass. He looks out into the crowd with one of the most confident appearances we have seen to date.)

Antonio: As you know, I've signed a contract with the SEWF and I've done it for a couple of reasons. As soon as I'm done I'm going to leave, because the last thing you need here is an overconfident windbag. I think the SEWF has enough of those.

( Matt Hammer shakes his head in agreement as Antonio continues.)

Antonio: I've come here as a favor to a man that helped me out a long time ago. He said that the SEWF was being over run by a group of men that are bad mouthing something he cares about. It seems that there are two men that have been asking for a challenge as of late, and well, I've come here to give it to them. The tag team of Wildhorse and Iron Man have been taking the SEWF by storm. I will not question their athletisism, they are two very talented men, but I will question one thing. They have been saying that if the SEWF can't give them a challenge then they'll take the belts to the DECWF to defend them. They are among a group of men that have come here from the DECWF looking for fame, yet run down it's name whenever they get the chance. I do not respect any of these men, and I don't expect any from them. These are two of the reasons why I agrred to come here, I have decided to help this man give Bushido the challenge they have been begging for. I am standing here right now offering a challenge to Bushido right now. It doesn't matter to me if it's for the belt or not. After a while belts just don't matter...it all comes down to one thing in the end. And that is who beat the man worse!! Next SNM Bushido I challenge you to a tag match. Iron Man and Wildhorse versus me and the man that brought me, we'll keep that a secret until then. So now that I've said what I needed to say I'm out of here. I came to do a job, not run my mouth.

( With that he drops the microphone on the mat and climbs out of the ring. Matt Hammer picks up the microphone as " Lhabia" begins to play once again. Antonio Bordos walks away, barely recognizing the crowd, not once losing that look of confidence.)

SSC: Quite an entrance indeed!

JLB: Impressive enough entrance, but he could downright suck in the ring.

SSC: Only time will tell. For now, we have a great match for the US title. Dalton vs. Destroyer, NEXT!

US TITLE
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Destroyer (c) w/DDS vs. "Flamethrower" Rob Dalton

"Dangerous" by Busta Rhymes starts to play over the loudspeakers, and the capacity crowd goes wild as Destroyer emerges from behind the curtain, accompanied by fellow Youngblood Dynamite Dave Shaw. Destroyer walks to the ring holding his US title belt high above his head, with a look of dteremination on his face. Then, the DECWF theme music begins to play overthe PA system, and Rob Dalton emerges to a lusty chorus of boos. Dalton is wearing a New Revolution t-shirt that depicts the SEWF's logo exploding, and he walks down the aisle with a cocky grin on his face to booing from the pro-SEWF crowd. Dalton rolls into the ring, reaches under his shirt, and suddenly unleashes a fireball at Destroyer and DDS who barely dive out of the way in time! The ref quickly warns Dalton that any further fireballs will lead to an automatic disqualification. Then, DDS leaves the ring, and the bell rings to start the match. Dalton and Destroyer get right into it, and skip the lock- up, instead choosing to trade blows. Destroyer wins the contest of strength, and knocks Dalton for a loop with a European uppercut. Destroyer then advances on Dalton, but is met with a knee to the midsection. Dalton then drops an elbow on the back of Destroyer's head that sends Destroyer to the mat. Dalton then lifts him up, and sends him back down with a poerful bodyslam. Dalton then lifts Destroyer up, and sends him into the ropes. When Destroyer comes back, he is met with a big reverse elbow that sends him crashing to the mat. Dalton then covers Destroyer, and the referee counts, one.., two.., kick-out. Dalton then lifts Destroyer to his feet, and whips him into the corner. Dalton follows this up with an attempt at a running avalanche... and he connects with it, and Destroyer crashes to the mat. Dalton then climbs up to the second turnbuckle, and leaps with a flying elbow- drop, but Destroyer rolls out of the way, and Dalton hits his elbow on the mat hard. Dalton starts yelling in pain, as he holds his elbow, and after a brief consultation with DDS, Destroyer begins to go to work on Dalton's bad elbow. Destroyer puts Dalton in an excruciating arm-bar that causes Dalton to yell out in pain. After a minute, Destroyer breaks the hold, but punches Dalton in the elbow, causing him to fall to his knees in pain. Destroyer then lifts Dalton to his feet, and puts him in a hammerlock, applying pressure to the injured elbow. In an attempt to escape the hold, Dalton backs Destroer into the ropes, but Destroyer pulls the top rope down and then releases Dalton, and Dalton falls out over the top rope onto the arena floor! Destroyer then rolls out of the ring, and the ref begins the double count-out count, 1.., Destroyer goes over to the fallen Dalton and lifts him to his feet, 2.., Destroyer takes Dalton's sore arm and bangs it into the steel ringpost, causing Dalton to moan in pain, 3.., Destroyer then drags Dalton over to the steel ring stairs, 4.., Destroyer smashes Dalton's arm into the steel stairs, elciting a yelp of pain from Dalton, 5.. Destroyer then backs Dalton away from the stairs, and towards the guardrail, 6.., Destroyer tries to bang Dalton's arm into the guardrail, but Dalton blocks it and instead, rams Destroyer's head into the guardrail, 7.. Destroyer is stunned, and he staggers back towards the ring, holding his head. Meanwhile, Dalton gingerly gets to his feet, holing his injured arm, and he heads for the ring as well, 8.., both men roll into the ring simultaneously, and the ref breaks off the count. Dalton is the first to his feet, and he gives Destroyer a couple of elbow smashes with his good arm. Then, Dalton lifts Destroyer to his feet, and whips him off the ropes, and when Destroyer comes back, his head is nearly taken off by a clothesline from Dalton's good arm. Dalton then falls on Destroyer for the cover, and the ref counts, one.., two.., th-kick-out. Dalton then lifts Destroyer to his feet, and delivers a standing dropkick. Destroyer goes down hard, and Dalton covers him again, and the ref counts, one.., two.., thr-kick-out. Dalton, starting to get a little frustrated, has some words for the ref before getting to his feet. Dalton then drags Desroyer nearer to the corner, using his good arm, and then Dalton scales the ropes. When he is at the top, Dalton points down at the fallen Destroyer, and then leaps, and connects with a 450 splash, one of Destroyer's finishers! Dalton covers Destroyer, and the ref counts, one.., two.., thre-shoulder up. Dalton can't believe Destroyer didn't stay down, and he begins to scream at the ref. Then, Dalton lifts Destroyer to his feet, and picks him up for a bodyslam. But Dalton's bad arm cannot support Destroyer's weight, and Destroyer falls on him, and stays on him for the cover, and the ref counts, one.., two.., thr- kick-out. Dalton tries to get up, but he is quickly brought back down to his knees by a chop to the arm from Destroyer. Destroyer then gets to his feet, and takes a few moments to catch his breath and get some advice from DDS. Destroyer then continues the attack on Dalton's arm, applying a variety of submission manuevers that leave Dalton gasping in pain. After a particularly vicious half-nelson, the ref steps in and asks Dalton if he wants to give up. Dalton shakes his head no, but appears reluctant to do so. Destroyer, then moves in on Dalton, and lifta him into the air. Destroyer then delivers a running powerslam whose impact resounds throughout the arena. Destroyer covers Dalton, and the ref counts, one.., two.., thre-shoulder up. Unrelenting, Destroyer lifts Dalton up, and delivers a huge piledriver, and covers him, and the ref counts, one.., two.., thre-foot on the ropes. Destroyer then lifts Dalton to his feet again, and goes to lift him up for a bodyslam, but Dalton rolls Destroyer up, and the ref counts, one.., two.., three!!!! It's over, it's over! Rob Dalton is the new US champion! The crowd is in shock, as Destroyer pounds the mat in anger, Dalton rolls out of the ring, before Destroyer can do anything, and he grabs his new US title belt, and holds it aloft with his good arm. Bushido makes their way down to the aisle, and they escort Rob Dalton to the dressing room, celebrating all the way. The crowd is stunned at the sight of DDS trying to console Destroyer in the ring.
WINNER AND NEW US CHAMP: Rob Dalton via rollup

SSC: How much more can the YB's take? First TA skips town and then Destroyer loses the title.

JLB: Any YB adversity is good. I hate every one of those YB's.

SSC: I know, but I don't care. Anyway, in the final match tonight we've got Frazer defending his world title against cruiserweight Emmanuel Calliente.

WORLD TITLE MATCH
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Frazer Fury (c) vs. Emmanuel Calliente

EC came out first with his music blaring and a confident look on his face. Frazer came out next, still grinning about his attack on Spyder. As "Dammit" finished up, the bell rang and the match began. EC began the offense with a drop kick on Frazer. Frazer staggered into the ropes and EC whipped him from there. Frazer ducked a clothesline and came back with a big cross body block but EC rolled through to get a 2 count. Frazer hopped up as EC did so as well. The two circled each other for a few seconds and locked up. Frazer pushed EC into the corner. He separated and then drove the shoulder into EC. EC staggered out of the corner and FF hopped on the second turnbuckle and came off with a bulldog. He covered for a 2 count. EC struggled to get up as FF pulled him up by his hair. FF whipped in EC and hit a tilt a whirl backbreaker on EC. Frazer made another cover for a 2 count. Frazer picked up EC and whipped him into a turnbuckle. Frazer ran in but EC managed to get the foot up in time to hit Frazer. Frazer staggered backwards and EC quickly hooped up on the top turnbuckle. Frazer came over to try and throw EC off, but EC quickly grabbed FF in a headlock and came off with a tornado DDT! EC did a magistral cradle for only a 2 count. Frazer pulled himself up with the ropes and lunged at EC, but EC moved out of the way and dropkicked FF in the back. FF hit the opposite ropes and EC used that momentum to roll FF up. FF kicked out in 2 and EC locked on a body scissors submission. When he finally broke that, EC wheeled around and locked a front facelock, pulling Frazer to his feet. Frazer founds some energy and pushed EC back into a turnbuckle to break the facelock. Frazer slowly regained his senses and hitched EC for some type of suplex. FF elevated EC and held him there for awhile, finally coming down to complete the vertical suplex. Frazer went to a second turnbuckle and drove an elbow into the face of EC. He then made another cover for a 1....2...kick out. Frazer hopped up and waited for EC to get to his feet. When EC had arisen, FF wasted no time in completing a FuryKick! Frazer made the cover and got the 1-2-3!!!
WINNER AND STILL WORLD CHAMP: Frazer Fury via FuryKick

SSC: Well, a great defense for Frazer.

JLB: He beat a cruiser, big deal.

SSC: A win's a win. We're out of time folks, so for JLB and Matt Hammer, this is Stylin' Steve Chen signing off. Goodnight!

(Camera fades to black.)


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