(A train with a PTD logo on it rushes by. A brick wall is front of it with the SEWF logo on the front. The train nails the wall and a huge explosion graphic reveals JLB and SSC.)
JLB: Welcome to another edition of the PTD enhanced SNM. We've got one kickin' card for all of you faithful viewers, so let's get this thing started! To my immediate left is SEWF flunkie Stylin' Steve Chen.
SSC: Whatever, you can't even speel PTD.
JLB: Shut it, let's go to the ring for our first bout.
SINGLES ACTION
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Tom "The Bouncer" Foolery w/Daniels vs. "Don" Vito w/Rocco
The NO LIMIT TANK music blares out on the speakers as Bouncer makes his way out with Jim D. to a huge pop from the fans. Next, Don Vito comes out to the theme from "The Godfather" with Rocco. He gets mostly boos, but there's one fan near the ring with an "I LOVE DON VITO" sign, going crazy. Vito charges Bouncer before the bell rings, and slams him hard into the corner. He starts pounding with hard punches to the face and torso. DV then picks up Bouncer and sends him into the ropes, he attempts to take his head off with a clothesline, but Bouncer ducks under it, and hits the opposite ropes. When he comes back, he rocks DV with a powerful shoulderblock, sending him to the mat. The fans erupt with cheers! DV gets up, but is taken down again by Bouncer with a nice armdrag-takedown, directly into an armbar. Bouncer aplies more pressure and kneels on DV's head. He picks DV up, still grasping his arm, and picks him up and bodyslams him down hard! Now, Bouncer goes up to the middle rope. He leaps off with a FLYING KNEEDROP! It's on target! He goes for the pin, 1, 2, KICKOUT! He picks up DV again, and applies a side headlock. Bouncer tries to force him down to his knees, but DV stays standing. DV tries to whip Bouncer into the ropes, but Bouncer won't let go of the headlock. He tries again, but Bouncer still won't move. Finally, in a desperate, last- ditch attempt, he lifts up Bouncer and slams him down hard with a belly-to- back! He goes for the pin, 1, 2, thr... SHOULDER UP! Now, the Don starts stomping Bouncer incessantly, on the ground. Now, DV picks him up and lifts up for a high VERTICAL SUPLEX. He NAILS it! DV hits the ropes, and connects with a jumping elbow-drop. He goes for the pin 1, 2, three! NO! DV picks him up, before the 3 count! Why did he do that, it was a crucial mistake! Maybe, he wants to inflict more punishment on the Bouncer. He then nails him with a PILEDRIVER! But he doesn't go for the pin. Instead, he taps his knee, and points to the rope. He hits the ropes and comes back. He leaps high into the air, with a LEGDROP, but Bouncer rolls out of the way! DV misses! He hits nothing but the mat! Now the fans are really behind the Bouncer. They're chanting BOUN-CER, BOUN-CER! He sends DV into the corner, and charges in with an AVALANCHE! A very disoriented DV, drops to his knees. Bouncer gives the sign for THE EVERCLEAR! Rocco, jumps up on ringside, but Jim Daniels pulls him down, and levels him with a roundhouse-right! Bouncer lifts Don Vito to his feet, gets behind him, and executes the EVERCLEAR to perfection! He goes for the pin 1, 2, 3!!!! Bouncer wins, Bouncer wins!!!!!!! HardCore runs down, and celebrates the win, with his fellow NO LIMIT TANK member.
WINNER: Bouncer via Everclear
SSC: JLB has left the booth and is down in the ring for a PTD interview with the president of the SEWF. To the ring.
JLB: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our esteemed President, Magnus Colby!
(The music starts up and Colby makes his way down to the ring. Chapel follows him out, but heads over to the broadcast booth, towering over Steve Chen to make sure he does a good job).
JLB: Welcome President Colby.
COLBY: Thank you James. After what happenned out here last week, I've decided that to ensure victory, the PTD is going to have to expand and recruit some new members, in order to shore us up for the stable war.
JLB: But doesn't Styme have final approval over new members?
COLBY: Do you see Styme here?
JLB: Well, no.
COLBY: Styme is too busy trying to find the bottom of a bottle of scotch. I'm running the show around here now. I've been the mastermind all along, so I'm assuming full control, just as I have full control over the SEWF. Do you have a problem with that Braddock?
JLB: Ummm, no sir. What about everyone else?
COLBY: They know who signs their pay cheques. Now, as I was saying, PTD is looking for some new talent.
JLB: Anyone in particular?
COLBY: Well first, I'm happy to announce that DRI is now a full member of Prime Time Destruction. He's proved himself to me and I'm happy to give him full membership.
JLB: Oh, well that's good...
COLBY: Oh, before I go any further, I just remembered that I do have some SEWF business to take care of. I am the President after all.
JLB: And you do a fine job sir.
COLBY: Can we get Spyder out here please? I need to speak to Spyder.
JLB: Why him?
COLBY: Contract matter. Come on Spyder, the President of the SEWF needs to talk to you.
(Spyder makes his way down to ringside)
COLBY: It's about time. Spyder, I'm sorry that I didn't get a chance to discuss this with you before. I must have forgotten (smiles). Too much on my mind, I guess. How are you doing today Spyder?
SPYDER:What the hell do you want? I don't like you and you know it. Now say whatever it is you have to say or I just might have to take care of business.
COLBY: I see. Well, I'll be blunt. It seems that your SEWF contract officially runs out tonight. Really, we should have dealt with this sooner, but it must have slipped my mind. Sorry about that.
(COLBY pulls a contract out of his jacket and unfolds it).
COLBY: But I came prepared for this. Since you have no valid SEWF contract, I'd like to offer you a contract with Prime Time Destruction. We'll offer you $500 000 a year, bonuses for championships, use of Club PTD and our training facilities, plus a one time signing bonus of $25000. Oh, and of course, the free t-shirt.
(Colby holds up a PTD t-shirt for Spyder to examine).
COLBY: So, what do you say Spyder, spyder, burning bright Will you join PTD tonight?
SPYDER: Now you think this is real funny, don't you? You come out here, saying a bunch of crap, tring to tell me that I have to join the PTD, otherwise, I can't wrestle. Now, everybody out there knows that I am SEWF through and through. I've fought alongside these guys for the last 5 months, working my ass off against you guys. And I've noticed that allmost all of your wrestlers have floundered in mediocrcy. And I can see why you want to recruit some top name talent, cause you ain't got none. Now let me see that t-shirt son. (Magnus hands over the PTD shirt.) Well, too bad for you. (Spyder takes a lighter out of his back pocket and sets it on fire.) Now here's the deal. I get an extension of my SEWF contract till the pay-per-view. If the SEWF loses, I'll go join your PTD. If we win, though, you gotta give me another shot at Caladan Moore, plus I stay with the SEWF. How's that?
COLBY: (shaking his head) Spyder, Spyder, Spyder. You really should think more before you make such rash decisions. There is no one in Prime Time Destruction who is mediocre, not Road Kill, not Kezmaniac, not Thunder Rider and most definitely not Caladan. Caladan has the upmost respect for your abilities and he's the one who suggestted you. But if you want to make this difficult, well that's fine with me. When the SEWF loses everything and when it all falls apart, you'll be the first one at my door to start sucking up. Maybe we'll still want you then.....Oh, and one more thing, for lighting that shirt on fire and therebye endangering all of the great SEWF fans, I'm fining you $5000. You can pay at the front office. Now I have to go.
(The music starts again and Colby departs the ring).
SSC: While JLB waddles his fat self up here, let's get to some real SEWF action with VP Tex and Vandal.
Vandal Savage vs. Ropin' Tex
The lights get dim as we begin to here Ropin' Tex's entrance music, all of a sudden there is a great pop of light and Tex appears. He marches down the aisle to a mixture of boos and cheers, all the while looking to concentrated to care. He enters the ring and starts to pander to the crowd by standing on the second turnbuckles and throwing his arms in the air. While this is going on Vandal Savages music begins to play as he makes his way to the ring. This time to all boos. They don't like him here tonight. One fan even throws a cup of beer on him which splashes him in the face. After a few choice words are made Vandal finally enters the ring for the beginning of the match. The bell rings, and the match is officially under way. The two circle each other a couple of time before eventually locking up. They struggle for control, until Tex hits Savage with a knee to the gut. He throws him to the ropes, but Savage ducks underneath it, bounces off the other side and drops Tex hard with a flying forearm. He attacks the fallen VP with a flurry of stomps and kicks. As he lifts Tex to his feet, Savage is caught with a rabbit punch to the jaw. This stuns him long enough for Tex to hit Vandal with a belly to belly suplex. Tex goes straight from the suplex to an armbar. Vandal whose arm is being stretched out of the socket is screaming in pain. The ref asks him if he wants to give up, but he says "no". Tex eventually breaks the hold, only to drop the knee on the softened arm. Tex, begins to gain momentum by slamming VS repeatedly to the mat. Tex, lifts VS to his feet and clotheslines him to the outside, knocking his head to the concrete floor. Tex quickly follows Vandal outside to continue this vicious beating. Tex whips Savage into the guardrail and then goes to whip him into the steps but it is reversed and Tex slams his skull into the steel steps. VS rolls into the ring to break the ref's count, but then roll back out to beat on Tex. Vandal slams Tex's head into the ring apron, then rolls him into the ring. Savage pulls him up by the hair, kicks him in the gut, and puts him into the air for a vertical suplex, but no!!! He drops him into a brainbuster splitting his head wide open. He goes for the cover..one...two...thr..kick out by Tex. VS gets to his feet and lands an elbow right to the sternum of Ropin' Tex. He goes for the pin again one..two...kick out. Vandal, now getting frustrated goes to the second turnbuckle to finish this once and for all. He goes for a giant leg drop, but Tex rolls out of the way just in time to see Vandal Savage crashing to the mat. Tex goes for a blatant choke breaking at the four count. Tex now bleeding pretty rapidly starts going for blatant power moves like power slams, and pile drivers, none of which can put Vandal Savage away for good. He places Vandals beaten body on the top turnbuckle , Tex goes for a top rope DDT but Vandal blocks it and hits the DEEP SLEEP!!!! it's over. one..two..three!!! The ref calls for the bell as he holds Vandal Savages arm up in victory. Vandal Savage is long gone before Tex even trie to get to his feet.
WINNER: Vandal Savage via Deep Sleep
*All of a sudden, Kuro Kazuya comes out of the curtain, and starts making his way down the aisle with a microphone.*
Kuro Kazuya- "Vandal Savage, you and Society's Evils have been questioning the strength of the Plague. Come here, and let me give you a little demonstration."
*Kuro Kazuya drops the mike, and stands there defiantly. Savage slowly stalks toward the huge man. All of a sudden, Nomad and Sampson slide out from underneath the ring!! Oblivious to the two men sneaking up behind him, Savage gets in Kazuya's face. The crowd screams for Savage to turn around, and he obliges, spinning right into Sampson's grasp. Sampson knees Savage in the stomach, and then picks him up and delivers a devastating running tombstone to the arena floor!! Savage is holding his head and screaming in pain, but the Plague shows no mercy. Nomad lifts Savage up from behind, and puts him in the Hangman's Noose, a kind of inverted sleeperhold where Savage is lifted into the air, and his neck appears about ready to snap. Meanwhile, Kuro Kazuya delivers a vicious thrust kick, and Savage collapses to the ground. Then, the rest of Society's Evils; Maul, DC Stryker, and Skullman come sprinting to Savage's aid. Just then, the lights go out for maybe two seconds! When the lights come back on, the Plague has vanished, and Society's Evils are left there in confusion, trying to aid Savage.*
SSC: Kuro sure left a bitter taste in Vandal's mouth even after Vandal's great win.
JLB: Everyone is just playing for second place in this stable war thing. Everyone will see the PTD win and then you, my friend, will be gone for good.
SSC: You'll never live to see that day.
JLB: Well, Cline isn't gonna live past this next match against the PTD's own, Road Kill.
Road Kill vs. "The Prodigy" Jason Cline
Here we are everyone at another one of S.E.W.F.'s fabulous, action packed Saturday Night MotherShip cards. Let us now get back to the action, with what I believe is tonight's last 'Singles' match. "The Prodigy", Jason Cline versus one of PTD's very own, "Road Kill". I know the Jason Cline feels he has something to prove tonight after last weekend's lost to "Don" Vito, which he still believes was a fluke! Well tonight he will have the chance to redeem himself and win one with for the S.E.W.F. by beating PTD member, "Road Kill", who is also looking to knock off the young Californian and let him know this is where the big boys are at. Suddenly, the lights dim and the fireworks start going off like crazy, as the slick youngster from HollyWood, California, parts the curtains and slowly jogs to the ring, slapping hands and letting the screaming fans touch him. Upon entering the ring, he slowly removes his,"RayBan's" and hands them to the valet who also takes his warm up jacket. It seems that the fans have taken a liking to "The Prodigy", Jason Cline with the sounds of cheers and fans screaming his name while he loosens up using the ropes for leverage. The lights go out and the crowd is begining to get used to this same old crap that the PTD does before any of it's matches. The boos and taunting and throwing of objects begins as "Road Kill" aparts the curtain and stands in the spotlight, the only thing different is that he is with out his partner,"Thunder Rider" his usually side-kick also belonging to the "Prime Time Destruction"!!!! Decked out with a black "PTD" muscle-shirt, black tights with "PTD" air-brushed onto the fabric, and even has "PTD" written on his black boots in large white lettering! "The Prodigy" has a look of confidence, he has a good sweat going and seems to be pretty loose and doesn't look the least bit nervous! Once "Road Kill", takes a good look at Jason C. he busts out laughing and puts his thumb in his mouth and pretends to act like a baby!! The referee asks for the bell and "R.K." quickly jabs a thumb into J.C.'s left eye, giving him the chance to run and come off the ropes with a flying clothes-line flatting J.C. flat on the mat! R.K. quickly goes to work with a couple of kicks to the head of J.C., then he grabs him by his hair and once on his feet he delivers a nice snap-suplex,BOOOOOOM, shaking up JC as well as the ring. RK again pulls JC up by his hair and this time sends him flying into the turn-buckles and RK follows right behind him delivering a flying body splash on the already dazed JC. JC falls to the mat and instead of going for the pin, RK jumps on-to the top ropes and begins to taunt the fans with obscene arm jestures and the occasional spitting, when to his suprise, JC grabs him by the back of his tights and slams him into the mat and then rolls him and sits on his a$$ as the referee counts 1....2,RK is not ready to give up yet as he sends JC into the ropes with his kick-out and lowers his head expecting to execute back body drop but is suprised as JC is quick to see what lays ahead and he grabs RK and then executes a text book DDT BAAAAAMMMM! After which he runs and comes of the ropes and delivers a elbow drop to RK's head, shaking him up noticably! JC wastes no time, and seems like a totally different wrestler than from his last match, as he scoops up RK and delivers a power slam,BOOOOMMM! Then as RK lays on the mat holding his back JC grabs and places his head between his leg and lifts him at the waist and executes a jarring piledriver!!!! What an onslaught of powermoves from this young up and comer. RK quickly gouges the eyes and then rapidly delivers five kicks to JC's mid-section alone. With JC bent over, RK decides to climb up to the top rope to do some high flyinf aerial manuevers, and jumps dropping an elbow to the head of JC!!! This has been one of the most action filled matches of the night, typical of young stars wanting to rise up in the ranks of the S.E.W.F.!!! Back to the action, RK is standing over JC who is holding his eyes which were raked again by K!! RK scoops up JC and delivers a power-slam,landing right on top of JC to amplify the amount of pressure. He picks him up again, this time dropping JC on his knee, which is known as the back-breaker. JC looks like he is feeling some pain as he rolls on his back holding the lower-section!!!! RK, being the cocky individual he is, spits on JC and then starts up again with the fans spitting on them and giving them the finger, yelling challenges! While making an ass out of himself, JC climbed to the top rope and jumps off executing a flying drop-kick on the stunned RK!!! JC is charged now, he starts clapping his hands and the fans pick up the rhythm, JC grabs RK and scoops him in the air and presses him then drops him on his back!! But that is not all, JC looks pissed, he whips RK into the turnbuckles coming right after him with an elbow to his jaw!! "The Prodigy", then grabs "Road KILL" in a double-under hook/chicken wing type of hold, he then climbs to the top rope and maintains this hold on "RoadKill", and then jumps with the ending result of RK landing flat on his face, knocking RK out cold,BAAAAAAAAMMMM!!!!!!!!! Jason wastes no time and goes for the cover and the referee begins the count as RK, is looking like his name, a big piece of road kill(SH*T) lays without movement,"1.....2.....3 and he's out", yells the referee as he grabs and pulls Jason Cline's hand in the air as the winner of the match, courtesy of the "FaceBuster" as the "Prodigy" calls it!!!!!!!! The fans continue to go wild as the lights and firworks show begins a little treat for the S.E.W.F fans from President David Shaw and Vice-President Tex and let's not forget the head of the Sanitation(janitor crew) Department, Magnus Colby for the fine job he will do after the matches are finished, cleaning and mopping bathrooms and every inch of the arena!!!!!!!
WINNER: "The Prodigy" Jason Cline via the Facebuster
*All of a sudden, Hemlock comes out from behind the curtain. He slowly makes his way to the ring with a microphone.*
Hemlock- "Roadkill, the Plague is spreading. Through your infection, it will spread to the rest of the PTD. That is, unless you think you can stop it."
*Roadkill, after hearing this, gets pumped up, and shakes his fists Scott Hall-style at the slowly advancing Hemlock. Roadkill starts yelling obscenities as Hemlock gets closer. All of a sudden, Void appears to fall from the ceiling of the Colbyplex!!! He does three full flips, and ends up hitting Roadkill with a suicide dive!! Void then quickly springs to his feet, as if the huge fall did not affect him at all. Then, Void goes up top, and Hemlock gets into the ring, and lifts Roadkill to his feet, and Venomplexes him to themat, holding him there while Void pulls off a full flip into a spinning corkscrew leg drop, a variation of Poison and Cyanide's Infection manuever!! Then, Chapel and Thunder Rider sprint in from the back to make the save, but before they get there, the lights go off, and when they come back on, Hemlock and Void have vanished, as if into thin air. The members of the PTD are left mumbling to themselves in the ring, as Roadkill slowly regains consciousness.*
JLB: Wish those Plague punks would just leave, they're nothing but a menace.
SSC: You're just scared they're better than the PTD.
JLB: Whatver, next match!
Rapid Fire vs. Hard Core
The camera fades in as we see an intense crowd yelling and screaming diffrent sayings and phrases. Posters of children's favorite wrestlers fill the air. Posters like, PTD for life, Plague, the Ultimate Solution, and other phrases that define diffrent wrestlers. The lights begin to surf throughout the crowd before finally setting at the enterace way. The crowd looks onward to see who the next match will be. Rapid Fire comes out of the curtains and begins to walk toward the ring. Some people boo him, but most cheer him on while trying to touch him. He walks toward the ring with a smile of confidence, but not before he shakes hands with a couple of the youngsters. Not a second passed after Rapid Fire entered the ring, Hard Core made his way out. The crowd seemed to prefer Rapid Fire over Hard Core, but even Hard Core had some "hard core" fans. A group of college kids ,with No Limit Tank shirts on, were screaming in his favor. Hard Core got up on the ring apron, climbed through the ropes, and raised his hands to a mixed crowd of cheers and jeers. The ref signaled for the bell, and the action was underway. Hard Core and Rapid Fire were in a mexican stand off for about three minutes talking down each other. Hard Core had enough and slapped Rapid right in the mouth. Spit flew from Rapid and he took a step back to rub his stinning face. Hard Core was laughing it up, but not for long. Rapid returned the favor of being slapped. Hard Core could not believe it. Hard Core now, too, took a step back to rub his burning face. After that, he charged at Rapid with the speed and momentum of a bullet, but Rapid Fire put him down quickly with an arm drag. Hard Core sprung back quickly and charged at Rapid Fire with the same intensity as before. Again, the outcome was to be the same. Having enough of that, Hard Core went to the outside to catch his breath. This worked for a while, but Rapid Fire followed after him. With the ref counting, Rapid Fire charged Hard Core. Not knowing that Rapid Fire was behind him, Hard Core did not see the double ax-handle that was going to land on the back of his head. Hard Core went flying into the steel chairs shoulder first. Rapid Fire quickly picked him up, and through back into the ring. Hard Core got to his feet quickly, and started to stomp Rapid Fire as he got into the ring. Then, Hard Core bounced against the far ropes and charged at the downed Rapid Fire. Baseball slid right in the chest of Rapid Fire!! Rapid Fire, almost going back outside from that move, wretched in pain. Hard Core, now impressed with himself, picked up Rapid Fire only to slam him back down with a body slam. Hard Core followed this up with a short knee drop. Then, after Rapid Fire was done holding his head, Hard Core put him in a reverse chin lock. The ref made sure that it was not a choke hold, but nevertheless, it was wearing down the air supply of Rapid Fire. Rapid Fire started to pound the ground to get the crowd to follow; in hopes of gettin some insperation. Finally, with the whole crowd roaring to the beating of benches, chairs, and feet, Rapid Fire gave Hard Core four elbows right to the belly. Then, he delivered a standing drop kick to the knee of Hard Core. Hard Core fell backwards with the pain in his right knee. Rapid Fire picked up Hard Core, and threw him to the corner. Rapid Fire followed quickly behind, and landed a belly splash. Not finished yet, Rapid Fire jumped to the top, and proceed to punch Hard Core in the head. The crowd counted with Rapid Fire's punches....1.....2....3....4......5....but all was lost when Hard Core grabbed Rapid Fire and delivered an atomic drop. Holding his lower body parts, Rapid Fire was unable to block the lariet Hard Core gave. Hard Core then bounced off the rope, and landed a falling straight punch to the the head of Rapid Fire. Rapid Fire managed to get up, but was very dazed. Hard Core quickly grabbed him, but Rapid Fire rolled him up in a small package. The ref counted....1....2....kick out. Hard Core, after kicking out, beat up on Rapid Fire with all his might. Away of saying, "Don't try that again." Hard Core then picked up Rapid Fire into a suplex. He help Rapid Fire there for about 30 seconds before dropping him down to the mat. Rapid Fire held his back in pain, but Hard Core was not finished yet. Hard Core picked up Rapid Fire agian for a suplex. This time, Rapid Fire slid down Hard Core's back, ran him into the ropes, and rolled him over in the pinning position. 1....2....kick out. Rapid Fire jumped up quick and gave Hard Core a kick to the sternum. This was followed up by a DDT. Rapid Fire again went for the pin while hooking the leg. 1...2...kicked out. Rapid Fire picked up Hard Core and threw him to the ropes. Rapid Fire set himself up for a back body drop, but Hard Core was ready. Hard Core held onto the top rope, ran at Rapid Fire, and gave him a butterfly suplex into a power bomb. Rapid Fire was hurt after that one. Hard Core then picked up Rapid Fire, and placed him on the top turnbuckle. He followed this up with a brain buster off the top. The ref with the count....1......2.....kick out. My goodness, what a match. Hard Core then threw Rapid Fire into the ropes, Rapid Fire came back with a lariet that failed. Rapid Fire came back again, and Hard Core tried a lariet: missed. Rapid Fire came back one more time, but Hard Core slipped on the sleeper hold. Rapid Fire was struggling to make it to the ropes, but he was in the middle of the ring. Struggling only made things worse for Rapid Fire. Slowly, Rapid Fire's fight began to wear down. Both men fell to the mat. The ref checked Rapid Fire's arm to see if he was out. 1, the arm fell without any resistance. 2, again, the outcome was the same. 3!!!! Rapid Fire was out cold. Hard Core had won this awesome match with a sleeper. He raised his hands in glory and made his way back to the dressing room. About 2 minutes later, Rapid Fire woke up with an painful headache. Although he lost, he walked back to the dressing room with his head high.
WINNER: Hard Core via sleeper
SSC: Rapid Fire falls a little short, but Hard Core showed some nice moves there.
JLB: I'll admit, he's improved, but he's nowhere near PTD standards.
SSC: And Road Kill is?
JLB: Don't question me. For the first time tonight, we'll see the Plague in a real match.
TAG ACTION
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Phenomenon vs. Cyanide/Poison
SSC: Phenomenon couldn't capture a taste of their past success here in the SEWF, too bad really.
JLB: Cyanide and Poison are just two bit thugs, the only reason they won is because Phenomenon sucks so bad.
SSC: Yet another expert analysis from JLB.
JLB: Thank you.
SSC: Go look up sarcasm in the dictionary, would ya? Anyway, let's get to our next ma...wait a minute here comes Sampson.
(Sampson makes his way down the aisle, carrying a thick leather strap. There is utter silence in the arena as he gets into the ring, and grabs the mike)
Sampson: "Spleen, the Plague is glad that you take enjoyment in your wonderful life, the kind of life that we were never able to have. For, when we cause you to fall down to the bottom, where we currently reside, perhaps then, and only then, will you understand what we truly are about. And that is what this is all about; understanding. Come out here, Spleen, and let me make you understand."
{All of a sudden, "The Girl From Ipanema" begins playing over the PA, and Jameson Spleen and Jenkins appear to a huge roar from the crowd. Jenkins is carrying the haliburton as Spleen makes his way to the ring. Both men climb into the ring, and Samspon drops the mike, leans over, and says something quietly to Spleen. Spleen says something back to Sampson, and then there is sudden movement! Sampson grabs the Haliburton from Jenkins, and cracks Spleen in the face with it. Spleen goes down like he was shot, and Jenkins stands there stunned. Sampson menaces Jenkins with the haliburton, and Jenkins regains control of his legs, and he runs back to the locker-room in search of help. Then, Sampson grabs the microphone, and stands over the fallen Spleen.)
Sampson: "Spleen, this haliburton was a tool of your world (Sampson throws it out of the ring). Now, let the Plague and me introduce you to our world... a world of pain."
(With that, cables drop down from the ceiling, and Kuro Kazuya, Nomad, and Void slide down the cables and drop into the ring. Sampson takes the leather strap that he brought to the ring with him, and uses it to tie Spleen to a turnbuckle. Then, the four men begin to unload on the unconcious Spleen, battering him with kicks and punches and stomps, until his whole weight is supported by the turnbuckle. Then, suddenly, they stop. Kazuya, Void, and Nomad grabs the cables, and climb back up somewhere into the ceiling above the huge tv monitor and disappear. Sampson is left in the ring with Spleen, alone. Sampson then unties Spleen, and lets him collapse to the ground.)
Sampson: "Now Spleen, do you understand the Plague? Can you ever hope to understand the pain that is the Plague. I think not, and it is that reason why the emptiness inside of me fuels me, as the fullness inside of you holds you back."
(Sampson leaves the ring, with Spleen still lying there. Then, Jenkins comes running down the aisle, obviously unable to find anyone who would come help. Sampson passes by him without a word, and Jenkins rushes to Spleen's aid.)
JLB: I told you last week, that guy is a coward.
SSC: Either way, when that match finally takes place, it'll be fireworks to be sure.
JLB: I'll agree with that, even though it feels weird to do so......
SSC: Cruiser cage match next!
CRUISER WEAPONS FILLED CAGE MATCH
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Javier "El Fuego Verde" Guevera vs. Steve Maldor
The cameras take one last look at the cage before the combatants come out. We see the following weapons lying in the middle: 1 rake, 1 shovel, 1 toaster, 2 baseball bats wrapped in barbed wire, and 1 chain. Suddenly, Sounds of a mariachi band playing can be heard. We see Javier Guevera come to the entrance to the vague sounds of some fans cheering. Most of the crowd stays rather quiet as Javier slowly walks to the cage, looking it up and down the whole way. Although his eyes aren't visible you can tell that he doesn't stop looking at this 20 foot cage until he's inside. Javier Guevera stands there until Maldor's music starts playing. Steve Maldor comes out to a giant pop of approval from the crowd. He is carrying a big bag over his shoulder, a sledge hammer in his right hand, and a huge smile on his face. As soon as Maldor gets to the steel steps at the entrance of the cage and stops. He kneels down and opens the bag; he then starts throwing the contents of the bag into the cage: 1 billy club, 1 whip, 1 pair of brass knuckles, and a smaller chain of his own. He then reaches under the ring and pulls out a chair wrapped in barbed wire and throws that into the ring as well. After restocking the cage with weapons, he continues his way of the steps and enters the ring; He pick up the billy club and starts slapping it in his hand. The bell rings and Javer bends down to pick up one of the barbed wire bats. Maldor charges at him with great speed but Javier anticipated this and caught him with a drop toe hold. Javier quickly gets to his feet and drives the heel of his boot into the back of Maldor. Javier lifts Maldor to his feet and swings the baseball bat, trying to ake his head off, but Maldor ducks under it and strikes Javier in the back of the skull three quick times in succession with the billy club. Maldor wraps the club around Javiers neck, places both knees in the Javer's back and pull him into a surfboard manuever. This lasts for a few moments until Maldor decides to let go so he can move on to bigger and better things. Maldor grabs the toaster by the cord and starts swinging it into the back of Javier over and over again. Guevera's body is left flat on the mat at this point, and Maldor decides to do a little flaunting. He stands on the second turnbuckle showing off a little, not seeing Javier get up. Javier runs at Maldor and connects with a dropkick, knocking Maldor face forward into the cage. Maldor comes crashing to the mat on top of Javier. Javier, now sensing an advantage climbs the rope and hits a cross body block on the staggering Maldor. Javier reaches over, grabs the brass knuckles and begins to pummle Maldor with fierce fists to the head. Javier then lifts Maldor, throws him to the ropes, and hits a hunacanrana. Maldor is hurting now. Javier takes the sledge hammer and swings it down as hard as he can, but Malsor rolls out of the way causing the sledge to go through the mat and under the ring. Javier, now discouraged, picks up the chair and starts smashing the now bloody Maldor with it. Javier then throws the chair down beside him and starts to scale the cage. About halfway up he sees the Maldor has made it to his feet. Javier gets his footing and lands an asai moonsault on Maldor from the side of the cage. WAIT!!!! Maldor catches him in mid-air dropping him straight down on the barbed wire chair with a tombstone piledriver. Maldor, who is cut badly above his right eye starts kicking an punching Javier with no sign of letting up. He finally stops to grab the shovel. Javier makes it to his feet when all of a sudden...BLAM!! Maldor splatters his skull with the shovel. The camera zooms in to see blood rushing out of the screens over Javier's mask. Good thing he has that mask on! Steve Maldor then takes the whip and slowly makes his way to the fallen lucha. He then methodiacally, and sedistically begins to whip the man splitting his back open each time in a different place. The arena is filled with the screams of horror coming form Javier, as well as the screams of enjoyment from the fans. Maldor then picks Javier up and literally drags him to the side of the cage where he ties his hands above his head to the cage using the whip. Maldor then takes one of the chains and uses it to hold Javier's feet in place up against the cage. Javier who is now both standing and helpless can only wait for what is next to come from Steve " The Quiet Man" Maldor. Steve Maldor looks around this warzone looking for something special, then he finds it...the brass knuckles; Just what he needed. Maldor walks over to Javier Guevera says a few vulgar things, spits in his face, and then place the knuckles on his right hand. Javier knows what is coming and starts to scream, his head flailing from side to side in a panic. Maldor doesn't disappoint him, and pounds him with the heart punch. HE HIT THE HEART PUNCH WITH BRASS KNUCKLES ON HIS HAND!!!! Javiers once flailing head slumps over letting the blood drip out of his mask and onto his now crushed chest. Maldor starts to walk away, but stops in his tracks. He looks to be thinking, then as quickly as he stopped he starts back up, this time towards Javier. He lands the heart punch one more time, even though Javier probably can't feel anything at this point, and walks out of the ring winning the match. The paramedics rush the ring to let Javier down. He is eventually taken away on a stretcher.
WINNER: Steve Maldor via "brass" heart punch
JLB: Nice match, but Javier falls in his debut, makes me laugh.
SSC: He looked good though and could be a big contender in the cruiser ranks in the coming weeks.
JLB: The first part, the lesser part, of our main event is next, but first the Youngbloods will be making their "big announcement." Matt Hammer is standing by.
MH: I'd like to bring out, the BEST SEWF STABLE, as voted earlier this year. They're led by the mastermind Dynamite Dave, they are the Youngbloods!
(Dangerous by Busta Rhymes plays as Destroyer, TA, Dynamite Dave, and the Triple Shot come out.)
MH: Welcome men, it's great to have ya here live in the Colbyplex.
DDS: It's good to be here Matt. I know you're all wondering what the big announcement is, but first we'd like to bring out "The Prodigy" Jason Cline.
(The music plays and Cline makes his way to the ring.)
DDS: Destroyer, why don't you explain this all.
Destroyer: No prob. You see, we were sitting around YB HQ's, TA, Dave, Triple Shot, and myself, and we were trying to figure out who our Stable Wars team would be. That's when we came to the fact that we really had one open spot to go to either a triple shot member or someone else. We decided on someone else. Jason has shown some great promise so far here in the SEWF, and we'd love to have him on the team. I believe Dave has the appearance contract.
(Dave pulls out a contract and Cline signs it on Mr. Biggs back.)
DDS: If things work well in the Stable Wars, Jason, you'll be in full time if you so chose.
JC: I appreciate it Dave, believe me.
DDS: All in a day's work. That, and I think the YB's could use a case of Ray-Bans. (smiles) Now, I know everyone will want to know why we didn't want to pick a Triple Shot member. Destroyer, Jason, let's show them.
(Destroyer, JC, and Dave all spin around and kick Stinger, Scorpion, and Biggs in the gut. They then connect with simultaneous Dynamite DDT's.)
DDS: Now that's what I call an intiation.
(JC and Destroyer literally wheel Biggs out of the ring and out of the Colbyplex on to the street. TA helps Dave carry out the grobby Stinger and Scorpion.)
MH: Three original members of the YB's get replaced in one fell swoop, this is history folks.
JLB: You're right, it's history and now no one cares. Main event time!
MAIN EVENT REMATCH
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Hemlock w/Poison vs. Destroyer w/Dynamite Dave
Destroyer came out alone, looking extremely intense. Once he was in the ring, the music changed, and Hemlock started down towards the ring. Destroyer wasn't willing to wait though and rushed down the ailse to meet Hemlock. Both men started throwing punches wildly as the ref called for the bell to start the match. Hemlock and Destroyer battled back down the aisle and into the back, followed by the SEWF cameras. Destroyer gained the advantage and tried to slam Hemlock's head into a table, but Hemlock blocked it and sent Destroyer's head into the table. Hemlock grabs Destroyer by the hair and runs him facefirst into a locker room door, throwing it open. Destroyer stumbles forward into the PTD dressing room, followed by Hemlock. As the PTD rushes to get out of the way, Hemlock grabs Destroyer and whips him into a locker hard, bending the door. As Destroyer stumbles forward, Hemlock scoops him up and slams him hard down onto the floor and we can see that Destroyer is now bleeding from the forehead. Destroyer reaches out and grabs the World title belt that Caladan must have dropped and surprises Hemlock with it, smashing it into his head. Hemlock goes down and Destroyer drops the belt. Destroyer grabs Hemlock and drags him out of the dressing room. He sets up Hemlock and hits a tiger bomb on the floor. Ref counts: 1..2..no, kickout. Destroyer goes over and drags the table over to the fallen Hemlock. He takes Hemlock up onto the table and sets for a piledriver, but Hemlock counters with a big back drop, sending Destroyer tumbling to the floor as the table collapses. Both men are down, but Hemlock crawls over and covers Destroyer. 1..2..no, kickout. Hemlock is up first and rocks Destroyer with a punch to the bloody forehead, followed by a big chop to the chest. He grabs Destroyer and whips him into a stack of extra security rails with a loud crash. The two men battle back out into the aisle with Hemlock still in control. He hoists up Destroyer and drops him throat first on the steel gurad rail. Hemlock allows himself to gloat for just a moment before dumping Destroyer over the barrier into the crowd. Hemlock starts climbing over the barrier, but Destroyer is up and blasts him over the head with a fan's chair. The crowd scatters as the two men start fighting towards the broadcast position. Destroyer drags Hemlock over to the broadcast booth and runs him headfirst into the stage. JLB and Steve Chen run for cover as Destroyer and Hemlock climb up onto the stage. Destroyer hits Hemlock with a DDT and covers him. 1...2..kickout again. Hemlock is bleeding now as well. Destroyer grabs an electrical cord and starts choking Hemlock with it. Finally he releases it, but grabs Hemlock and snap mares him off the stage and into the crowd. As Hemlock struggles back to his feet, Destroyer leaps off with a stage dive. Hemlock moves! Destroyer just crashed to the floor with a sickening splat. Hemlock moves in for the kill. He grabs Destroyer to set for the VENOMPLEX. What's this...two fans have just rushed Hemlock. Hemlock drops Destroyer to defend himself but takes a boot to the gut, followed by a DYNAMITE DDT! It's SHAW! It's "Dynamite" Dave Shaw and Texas Assasin! They pick up Hemlock and set for a double-Dynamite DDT, but here comes the Plague! It's complete chaos as we have 10 men fighting out here now. Destroyer and Hemlock find each other again as the rest of the Plague is beating on TA and DDS. They battle back down the aisle. Hemlock sets for a DDT, but Destroyer fights out of it and surprises Hemlock with a single arm DDT. Void comes rushing over to make the save, but Destroyer sends him flying into the crowd with a big backdrop. Destroyer locks the tazmission onto Hemlock and rolls him over. Hemlock's fighting as hard as he can, but he's got no leverage and Destroyer has his legs hooked. Cyanide and Kuro are racing over to make the save, but here comes Prime Time Destruction! Hemlock taps out at last and the ref calls for the bell, but the battle is just starting.
WINNER: Destroyer via tazmission
Poison and Texas Assasin are brawling over by the broadcast booth as DDS has Sampson in a front facelock, but Nomad makes the save with a punch to the kidneys. Caladan nails Kuro with the World belt, knocking him down as Void nails Destroyer with a big elbow to the head. Chapel and Thunder Rider have Cyanide and double whip him into the steel barricade as Road Kill runs over and hammers Poison before going over to attack TA. And now we've got Society's Evis coming out! Skullman goes right after Sampson as the Thugs start double-teaming Kuro as he tries to get to his feet and Maul goes after Hemlock. It's insane....and now here comes No Limit Tank! TR jumps on Foolery as Lord Infamous grabs Cyanide and Diamond Dog and D.C. Stryker find each other. Destroyer drops Void with a hotshot on the guardrail as Chapel and Vandal Savage start brawling. DRI grabs Nomad and whips him into the stage. Maul runs over to help Skullman and hammerred Sampson with a running lariat. Caladan is hitting everything that moves with that World title belt - Vandal, Diamond Dog, D.C. Stryker and then Hemlock. DDS takes out DRI with a Dynamite DDT, laying him out as Poison takes out Road Kill and Texas Assasin with a double-clothesline. Infamous runs Cyanide facefirst into the wall as Skullman and Maul spike-powerbomb Sampson on the floor. Foolery snaps Thunder Rider over with a devastating suplex. Poison drops TA with a VENOMPLEX as Destroyer grabs Chapel with his tazmission, choking him out. Kuro is up and starts cleaning house on everyone - Foolery, Thunder Rider, and Infamous all go down. DDS spikes Poison with yet another DYNAMITE DDT! Maul and Kuro are going at it now! Caladan and Skullman facing off. DDS ducks a chairshot from Road Kill and here's another Dynamite DDT! Security is out now, with several refs, officials and police, trying to break up this brawl. Finally they manage to get the chaos under control and break up the five teams. One by one, the teams are led off, some of them a little worse for wear until finally we have order restored.
SSC: If we can get all these guys separated, we'll continue on.
JLB: There, now let's get on with SNM and the MAIN EVENT! PTD is gonna bring it home!
MAIN EVENT TAG TITLE MATCH
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TA/Spyder w/Dynamite Dave vs. RK/TR w/Chapel
The PTD music starts to play over the loudspeakers, and Thunder Rider and Roadkill come out from behind the curtain. They make their way down to the aisle to a mixed reaction from the crowd which is half PTD fans and half SEWF fans. However, they stop about halfway down the aisle, and turn around to face the curtain where they entered. Spyder and Texas Assassin are introduced, and they come out to a huge ovation from the SEWF fans, and some mocking laughter from the PTD fans. They stop for a minute, and stare in puzzlement at Roadkill and TR who are just standing there in the aisle, staring at them. However, Spyder and TA shake off their confusion, and walk determinedly toward the two PTD members, expecting a confrontation. All of a sudden, Chapel runs out form behind the curtain wielding a logging chain!! He sprints towards the unaware TA, and smashes him over the head with it!! TA collapses to the ground, and a red stain appears on top of his mask. Spyder turns to aid TA, but before he can do anything, Roadkill grabs him, and DDT's him onto the arena floor!! Chapel mauls away at TA with the chain, and more cuts appear on TA's chest and back, and a puddle of blood begins to form underneath him. Meanwhile, Roadkill and TR drag the woozy Spyder to the ring, and roll him in. Thunder Rider climbs up onto the top rope, and Roadkill goes over to the ref, and says something to him while shaking a fist in his face. The ref turns pale, and then he signals for the bell to ring... to start the match!!! Meanwhile, Chapel refocuses his attention on TA's head, and swings the chain wildly, and TA's head begins jerking around in many different directions, as blood starts to spill out from under his mask. In the ring, a dazed Spyder is on his feet, wobbling around. Roadkill holds Spyder still, and TR leaps and delivers a huge axhandle to the woozy Spyder, who goes down hard. Meanwhile, Chapel is still mauling the now unmoving TA with the chain. All of a sudden, Destroyer and Dynamite Dave rush in from the back, and they grab Chapel and try to take the chain away from him. But he snarls, and lashes out with the chain, taking them both down!! Chapel now begins alternating his blwos on all three man, and he gets more and more worked up, until he begins howling in an animal like fashion as his blows rain down in a frenzy. Colby and Caladan rush in from the back, and they proceed to calm Chapel down slowly, and they walk with him to the back, each of them with a firm grip on the chain. Meanwhile, in the ring, Roadkill and TR are methodically pounding on Spyder, using quick tags and power manuevers which are effective even against a fully conscious wrestler. Back in the aisle, Destroyer and DDS are totally out of it, but TA begins to show some signs of life. He slowly lifts his head, and sees what's going on in the ring. Then, he starts to crawl, slowly but surely towards the ring. Spyder, meanwhile, is laid out on the mat, flat on his back. Roadkill goes up top, and then the big man attempts a flying headbutt... and connects. Spyder is out cold, and Roadkill covers him, and the ref counts, one.., two.., thr- No, Roadkill lifts Spyder up!!! Apparently, they want to dish out some more pain. By now, TA has made it to the ring, and with blood still leaking out from under his mask, pulls himself onto the apron with every last ounce of remaining strength. Seeing this, Roadkill drags the unconscious Spyder over to TA, and grabs Spyder's wrist, and makes him tag TA. Roadkill then drags TA into the ring, and stands him up on his feet. Roadkill then goes over, and tags TR. But TR does not come into the ring right away. Instead, he grabs the ropes, pulls himself onto the top rope, and using it as a spring board, gives TA... a Perfect Move!?!?!?!!! TA is out after TR's springboard Perfect Move, and the frightened ref counts, one.., two.., three!! it's over!! The ref signals for the bell to end the match, and beats a hasty retreat to the locker room, as the decision is announced over the PA system. "The winners, and new tag team champions, Thunder Rider and Roadkill!!!" Meanwhile, the still dazed DDS and Destroyer call for the medics, and the medics rush to the ring, loading Spyder and TR onto stretchers, and then rushing back to the dressing room with them and Destroyer and DDS. Roadkill and Thunder Rider notice this, but don't really care, as they are too busy celebrating their new reign as champions. They are whooping it up in the ring, and then TR grabs a mike, and says, "That move you just saw, it's my new finisher. Caladan helped me with the Perfect Move part, and I added the springboard touch myself. It's called Rolling Thunder. AMybe you can ask Texas Assassin how good it is... if he ever speaks again." At this, Roadkill and TR begin to laugh, as they continue to celebrate in the ring. But then, ominous horn music starts playing, and the lights start changing colors crazily!! TR and Roadkill stop their celebrating, and look around, confused. Suddenly, Poison and Cyanide appear from behind the curtain, and march their way down the aisle toward the ring. When they get there, Poison speaks. "We're not through with you yet. You have been warned, and now, prepare for your Infection." Poison slides into the ring, and Cyanide does a full flip into the ring. Roadkill and Thunder Rider glance at each other, shrug as if to say, "Why not?", and then they rush at Poison and Cyanide. All of a sudden, the lights go out!!! The entire arena is plunged into total darkness, and it becomes eerily silent. Then, the lights come back on, and Hemlock and Kuro Kazuya are in the ring along with the other four men!! Kazuya is holding Thunder Rider and Roadkill up in the air by their skulls, and delivers a double Kuro-Jin, sending them crashing to the mat, skulls-first!! Hemlock lifts the still woozy Roadkill to his feet, and delivers a crushing Venomplex. Then, Cyanide climbs up top, and Poison grabs Thunder Rider. He Venomplexes the much smaller TR to the mat, holding him there, and Cyanide leaps from the top rope and does a full flip into a fistdrop to the skull!! That's his finisher, that's the Parasite Plunge!! Then, Hemlock and Kuro Kazuya each grab mikes, and they begin to dictate to the fallen Thunder Rider and Roadkill. Hemlock says, "Thunder Rider, you have just been a victim of the Infection. How does it feel to be a victim? How does it feel to be one of the weaker? I hope it feels like the worst pain you could ever imagine. Maybe then, we will have succeeded in passing a fraction of the pain we have suffered onto you." Kuro Kazuya- "PTD, you, as well as the rest of the SEWF were warned. Now do you see? DO YOU SEE?? This is what occurs, with the Plague on the attack. It leaves carnage in its wake. The rest of you will be a part of that carnage soon. The rest of you will be a part of the Ultimate Solution soon." With that, Caladan Moore, Kezmaniac, Chapel (minus the chain) and DRI come running out to face the Plague. They hit the ring with a full head of steam, and try to clear the ring of the Plague members. Before they are successfull, Sampson, Void, and Nomad come running down the aisle, and they slide into the ring and begin pounding on some PTD members. With that, the two groups separate, and face off, snarling at each other. Then, the lights go off once more! By the time they come back on, the entire Plague has disappeared!! The PTD members still standing stomp around the ring in frustration, as Caladan tries to revive TR and Roadkill to give them their belts. All of a sudden, a pattern of lights flashes a pattern onto the ring. It reads, "IT IS SPREADING" The PTD members puzzle over that one, as Roadkill and Thunder Rider beginto wake up.
WINNERS AND NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPS: Roadkill/Thunder Rider via Rolling Thunder on Texas Assassin.
SSC: We just get them separated and they go at it again! What will happen at the stable wars?? Tune into Wed. WAR!
JLB: For Colby, Chen, Hammer, and myself, JLB, goodnight everybody!
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