(The previous night) Bob: Tonnage is already in the ring, and now coming down the aisle, to a tremedous amount of booing, is Lord Byron. There goes the bell. And...they shake hands..? ..and Lord Byron leaves! What is happening here? RS: Coola Lazarus Bonecruncher. Bob: Lord Byron has been counted out. He`s taken a poster off a fan of Booster Dunne and ripped it up. RS: And that is exactly what he`ll do tomorrow, when he faces Booster Dunne. Bob: The fans aren`t getting their moneysworth. Worst of all, we`ve still got plenty of airtime to fill. I think, yes, if I hear correctly, we`ll be showing a Tom & Jerry cartoon. But first, let me remind... Hold on a second!! I'm getting footage from the dressing room area!! There's a brawl going on!! (The scene cuts to outside Booster Dunne's dressing room. Dunne is being attacked by Tonnage and Lord Byron.) Bob: What in the world?? (Byron repeatedly nails Dunne's leg with his cane, while Tonnage hits him hard with a vertical splash on his chest. Byrons cane breaks, and he curses, before grabbing a steel chair. As he does so, Tonnage drops an elbowdrop across Dunnes knee. Then they drag Booster Dunne to the heavy looking door and close it really hard and fast on his knee. The Tonnage picks up a few lockers and drops them on Booster Dunne, before powerbombing him on the concrete.) Rick:Ye-eessssss!!! I love it!! Break him to pieces!!! (Byron walks back to Dunne, and cracks him hard on the head with the steel chair. Dunne is bust open. Byron cracks him hard on the leg, and then locks Dunne, by now only half concious, in the Aristoclutch.) Bob:We've got to get some help down there....this is ridiculous... Rick: No, it's intelligent! Now we know why Byron walked away from ringside!! It makes perfect sense! Bob: It's disgusting. Wait!! Here comes Randy Blake!!! And Tonnage floors him! And here's the American Patriot!! And SETH BLITZSPEAR IS RUNNING DOWN TO HELP!!!! (Tonnage and Blitzspear start brawling. Byron looks up, and finally lets go of Dunne. Both he and Tonnage back off as more superstars arrive. The Rich Boys and Armageddon come down as well, but officals try to keep the two groups apart. Fists are flying everywhere, and anything not sealed down is used as a weapon. Eventually, it calms down) Bob: At last.....but it looks as though the damage has already been done... RS: Dunnes leg is more damaged than something really damaged! Bob: I`m inclined to agree... more news as we get it.... but until then... we're out of time here..... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ INTERNATIONAL WAR! CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH BOOSTER DUNNE *champion* (7) Vs. LORD BYRON (WAR!Lord) *challenger* (9) Bob: Lord Byron is already in the ring, laughing and smirking away. Will Booster Dunne turn up? If he doesn`t, under the contract of this match, he forfeits the title. RS: He`d be wise not to show. I`ve seen the state of his leg. I doubt he can hardly walk. Bob: Dunne is here! RS: But he`s in no shape to fight, is he? Bob: We`ll have to wait and see. Dunne goes up the steps to get into the ring...he`s having to hold onto the ropes. This, viewers, is a true fighting champion. RS: This is a true cripple! Bob: Byron gets to work on Dunne before the bell... there is the bell... obviously he is going to work on the legs... but he clotheslines Dunne out of the ring...Dunne has damaged himself on the fall... and Byron grabs his cane from the corner... and he is smashing Dunnes leg again! RS: Any healing that may have happened in the past 24 hours is history now! Dunne can`t even get up! Bob: You might be right! Byron rolls Dunne into the ring. He`s got a sadistic smile on his face. He`s going to enjoy pounding Dunne. RS: Why not? I would. Bob: But you can`t, so that is a redundant statement. Anyway, Dunne is still rolling in agony. Byron goes to pick him up...but Dunne pulls him over and into a pin! Dunne will retain his title! 1! 2! Bob: 3! No, not quite...Byron is furious...he fists Dunne right between the eyes then drags him over to the corner... and slams his knees into the corner post... now he pulls Dunne into the centre of the ring. He`s gonig for a Boston Crab! And he`s got it. Dunne is screaming like he`s never screamed before. RS: That look on his face is true pain! Bob: But Dunne.... Dunne is attempting to power out of it.... and Byron breaks.... with a kneedrop across the leg! And another! AND ANOTHER!!! He grabs Dunne's leg... he's going for the Aristoclutch!!! And Dunne scrambles for the ropes and the referee forces Byron to break!! And Byron is glaring at the ref! He picks Dunne up again.... and a snap suplex into the center of the ring! And another kneedrop to the knee! RS: I don't know how much more of this Dunne can take! We could be seeing the end of a career here... Bob: I'm inclined to agree... I don't see any way Dunne can recover from this onslaught. Byron now, bowing to the crowd... and a hamstring tear... spinning toe hold... NO!!! He puts Dunne into a figure four!!! And Dunne is holding his head in pain!!! RS: And Byron, slapping the champion in the face... But look! Dunne! He`s twisting it over! Somehow he is managing it.... and Byron is now suffering a reverse figure four... but it is still hurting both of them...and Dunne is not letting go.... Byron flips it back over... normal figure four... Dunne is refusing to quit... the referee is looking very concerned... Dunne is yelling no.. but the referee calls for the bell... he says thats enough for Booster Dunne. RS: Wise move. Anything further may have damaged his career. Bob: This means we have a new International War! champion! Lord Byron, after two previous attempts failed, has captured the WAR! International title! is now a double title holder. He is the War!Lord and International War! champion!! Dunne is still rolling around in pain in the centre of the ring. Byron goes over to the man who has held the International War! title for over four months... RS: And kicks him in the leg some more...and smashes the International War! championship on Dunnes legs! Bob: This is despicable! RS: This is WAR! And we have a great new International War! Champion in Lord Byron! Oh, and a parting gift from Lord Byron, a piledriver on Dunne! Bob: The fans are chanting for Seth! RS: He`s got his own concerns right now! Bob: Here he comes! Seth storms the ring and Byron is out of there! Match Rating: ***