Chris Stafford: WHAT A CROWD!!!
Jackson: I am really pumped up for tonight!!
CS: Can I give a "good day eh" to my buds in Toronto?
Dashington: Oh god.
Jackson: Knock yourself out Chris!
CS: HEY CANADA WHAZZUP????
Jackson: We are live from Cleveland, broadcasting to the 50 states and Canada.
Dashington: Why does it seem that there's an empty space?
CS: What's up Dave, you missing Maxxie?
Dashington: Hey now cut that shit out. I visited the Maxx last night and he sends
his fuck yous to everyone especially you Chris.
CS: Tell him I'm touched by the gesture. On to the Texas Tornado Match.
Camera switches to Dr. Macho and the Mistress in the locker room.
Dr. Macho: Are you sure you don't want to be in the rumble?
Mistress: Look Dr. Macho, I'm a commissioner, and there is plenty of good talent
here. I feel that it would be more fair if I bowed out of the rumble. I have
my thing with these jobbers, and everyone else has gold to capture. Let me deal
with the jobbers, and someone else more deserving with getting the belts.
Dr. Macho: Ok Mistress if you wish. (The two shake hands) Good luck tonight.
Jackson: No Mistress in the rumble. Sorry to break it to you but no clevage from her Dave.
Dashington: (whining)
CS: In a way it's honorable of the Mistress, but in a way it's too bad because she
is some incredible competition.
Jackson: No doubt. Now on to the match.
The jobbers walk out one at a time...Blast...Boo-Yah...Obi-Wan Jabroni...P.N. Geek...Brooklyn Pussy...
Vicious Vegetarian...Brooklyn Pussy takes the mic.
"You know, we jobbers work together for the same cause...and we don't like traitors. I believe last night
in Morgantown we saw one of our own saving the Mistress from a loss...now who the hell could that be????"
All jobbers look at P.N. Geek.
"Yep...that's the fucking traitor. Guess what scrawny, you're not wrestling in the match tonight! Get your fucking ass
back to the showers and spank that one millimeter you call a dick!!!"
All jobbers beat on P.N. Geek until the Mistress grabs the Brooklyn Pussy and gives him the beating of his life.
As the enforcers get the rest of the jobbers to go to the lockers, she gets a quick pin.
BROOKLYN PUSSY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY PINFALL.
Next is Boo-Yah, who kicks the Mistress into the midsection, and tries to perform a piledriver, but she reverses it and throws Boo-Yah over her shoulders and onto the ringside floor. The referee starts the count and she performs a Seal of Disapproval on the commentator's table.
CS: Not again!!!
Jackson: You saturday guys get all the broken tables (grins)
The Mistress makes it before the 10-count, but Boo-Yah doesn't.
BOO-YAH HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY COUNTOUT
Blast is next and he runs towards the Mistress with a shovel, but the Mistress
kicks him in the face. The two grapple on the floor, her pants splitting.
She gets hold of the shovel eventually and knocks Blast out cold to get the three count.
BLAST HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY PINFALL
The Vicious Vegetarian is next. He runs out of the ring immediately. When the Mistress
is in midst of stepping out of the ring, Chef Paul squirts a vinegrette dressing in her
face, blinding her. The Vegetarian gives her a beating, including a neckbreaker. He
attempts a few two counts, but she kicks out of each one. He jumps off the ropes for
a sunset flip, but she reverses it and pins him.
THE VICIOUS VEGETARIAN HAS BEEN ELIMINATED
Next up is Obi-Wan Jabroni. The Mistress gets first momentum, until Princess Layme hits the ref with the shovel and knocks him out cold. The Mistress pins Obi-Wan for more than a three count, but no ref. Then she becomes a victim of the shovel. Princess Layme tries to revive the ref as Obi-Wan attempts a piledriver, but out from the lockers comes P.N. geek in a buff leather suit who grabs the shovel and knocks out Obi-Wan, then drags the Mistress on top. The ref crawls over to make the three count.
THE MISTRESS HAS WON THE JOBBER TEXAS TORNADO MATCH.
CS: (laughing) What is that getup of P.N. Geek?
Jackson: Not really becoming
Dashington: P.N. Geek is really out of his mind now. And the Mistress too oh god.
The Mistress' hand is raised by P.N. Geek. The two then walk back to the lockers together
Dashington: Dammit please say they aren't going to form some alliance...dammit dammit
Jackson: (laughing along with Stafford)
"Shade" by Silverchair starts up and out walks Shade, He gets in the ring, grabs the ref...executes the Nightshade...rolls him out of the ring and grabs a mic.
Jackson: What is Shade doing out here?
Dashington: Quiet I wanna hear this!
Shade: I am sick and tired of every one thinking that I am Tom. Misery you want to know who i am then bring your softcore ass to the ring and find out.
"Angry Chair" by Alice in Chains plays and out runs Misery. The two men start pounding on each other with neither man getting an advantage, this goes on for about a minute..Misery starts to get an advantage and hits the Bi-Polar DDT, he then goes after the mask of Shade...then the lights go out.
Jackson: What the????
CS: OH MY GOD THE LIGHTS WENT OUT!!!
Dashington: Get your hand off my leg.
The crowd is in hestarics...then suddendly two loud and bright explosions go off near the entrence ramp.
"Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor plays...the crowd is going nuts.
Jackson: That music...can it be?
Two more loud explosions rock the arena as the lights go up...the crowd goes nuts as standing behind Misery and Shade is Tom 'The Survivor' Tennant.
CS: OH MY GOD IT'S TOM!!! IT'S TOM!!!
Tom grabs Shade, spins him around, brings the Lead Pipe up and.....Smiles? Shade turns around and tackles Misery to the ground, Tom goes over and starts putting the boots to Misery as Shade is doing the same....Melissa runs out and slides in the ring...she grabs Shade and executes the Bi-Polar DDT on him. She goes toward Tom...but Stops as Tom turns around...he reaches down and picks up Misery and throws him at Melissa...both of them fall down. Shade gets back up and stands by Tom. Tom has a mic.
Tom: Guess what Misery you fell for it all the way...this whole time you thought that Shade was me....that is exactly what I wanted you to think, and you, you stupid son of a bitch, you fell for it...it was almost to easy to fool you.
I know you want to be this leagues top heel..hell your welcome to it, cause i am going back to my roots...I'm going back to what got me here in the first place and that is all these great fans that pay there hard earned money to see there favorite wrestlers kick the ass of heels like you.
Now just who is Shade? Shade is who he is...A hired hand to throw you off the trail. And Shade your services are no longer needed...you did a great job, but I'll take it from here.
Shade: What...all that for what...nothing? I don't think so pal..I like it here and I am going to stay, so consider this breach of contract Tom....
Shade picks Tom up and hits the Nightshade, he then leaves to a chourse of Boos. Meanwhile Misery is back up and is beating the hell out of Tom with the Bamboo Cane...security comes to the ring and has a tuff time breaking it up...but finally they send Melissa and Misery back to the back.
CS: (still in shock) I'll be goddamned!!!!
Dashington: Dammit Chris you knew it was him!!!
Jackson: No it isn't silly there are two people...see?
Dashington: Well who was that before the lights went out?
Jackson: Could be Tom, could be the hitman, we'll probably never know.
CS: Christ I hate situations like that. Time for the Tag Team Ultra Royal.
Jackson: Here comes Faces of Terror
Dashington: EEK! (hides)
Jackson: Oh not again!!!!
CS: My boys the Sexicutioners!
Jackson: A little strange but lovable chaps.
Dashington: (pulled from under the table by Jackson) Dammit!!!
Jackson: Cartel is coming to the ring
CS: They'll be gone soon. Here's the Mob Brigade
Jackson: Notice that there are no managers there...no Timmy,Don Ciccolini,
Notorious P.I.G.
CS: Yes, if I understand right, managers are barred from ringside for safety
and fairness reasons.
Dashington: By orders of that jackass Dr. Macho.
Jackson: Don't let him hear that! Here's Twist.
CS: If Twist was to win the belts, how would they work as a team? Remember,
Onikage knows a few words in English.
Jackson: Now don't jump to that yet there are plenty of good teams...Buttman
and Testiculeuse
CS: (snickers)
Jackson: Innovators of Violence, Tool and Misery, and State of Confusion?????
Confusion walks out with Tonya. Enforcers try to stop her from coming to ringside,
but Confusion tells them this is his tag team partner. Dr. Macho steps out and he
explains the situation to Macho, who tells the enforcers to step aside and let the
two come to the ring.
Dashington: What??? His tag partner??
CS: Well good luck to her (snickers)
Jackson: I don't like this.
The match begins with widespread violence -- Misery beating on Onikage, Confusion
beating on Tool, Thanos beating on Marcellus. Buttman tries to beat on Tool, but
Tool throws his ass out of the ring immediately with Testiculeuse to follow!!!
TESTICULEUSE AND BUTTMAN HAS BEEN ELIMINATED OVER THE TOP ROPE
Jackson: Wow!! Someone already eliminated!!! Buttman is gone!
Gorgon is in the center looking for someone to attack. When he turns around, Vinny catches
him with a dropkick which causes him to be pushed back into the ropes. Gorgon flips over the top and
onto the floor.
GORGON HAS BEEN ELIMINATED OVER THE TOP ROPE
Oderus Urungus attacks Vinny from behind with a low blow and gives him the
Salaminizer for the pin.
VINNY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY PINFALL
Misery takes it to Oderus in the midsection with his cane. This gave him the opportunity to
execute a backbreaker, then a bi-polar DDT on Oderus Urungus to get the pin.
ODERUS URUNGUS HAS BEEN ELMINATED BY PINFALL
Tonya plants a reverse DDT on Onikage. She gets a bullwhip from outside the ring and
chokes Onikage for a bit.
CS: Hey!!! Isn't that a whip?
Dashington: No shit Chris!
Jackson: I hope the Mistress isn't watching.
She stops choking Onikage then he gets back on his feet...but Tonya clotheslines
him and knocks him over the top.
ONIKAGE HAS BEEN ELMINATED OVER THE TOP
TOOL is being doubleteamed by Confusion and Tonya. Confusion holds TOOL still
and Tonya gets a chair. She swings the chair...but TOOL ducks and Confusion is
hit, knocking back into the ropes, over the top, and onto the floor.
CONFUSION HAS BEEN ELIMINATED OVER THE TOP ROPE
Tonya tries to apologize to Confusion, who becomes extremely angry and the two
argue....allowing TOOL to execute a small package and pin Tonya.
TONYA HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY PINFALL
Dark Enigma and Misery are going at it in the corner. After a while, Misery tries to
get his cane, but he gets caught in a backbreaker, then with a boston crab. Misery submits
MISERY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY SUBMISSION
GorGor tackles MacDaddy of Pain, then bodyslams him onto the mat. After a suplex,
MacDaddy of Pain is pinned.
MACDADDY of PAIN HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY PINFALL
Marcellus and TOOL exchange blows. TOOL is sent to the corner turnbuckles. Marcellus gets on the
second turnbuckle and performs a suplex from there. Marcellus gets a pin.
TOOL HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY PINFALL
Dark Enigma and GorGor exchange punches. Dark Enigma knees GorGor but he doesn't stay down
long. Gorgor then piledrives Dark Enigma. He grabs a bucket from outside.
Dashington: OH SHIT
CS: Literally.
Dashington: Come on guys where is my gas mask?
Jackson: I'm not telling you.
Dashington: Asshole!!!
Dark Enigma sees GorGor approach with the bucket and kicks him in the midsection. The bucket
tips back onto GorGor and he gets the stinky stuff on him. Dark Enigma uses this opportunity to
do a flying arm and knock him over the top.
GORGOR HAS BEEN ELIMINATED OVER THE TOP.
Marcellus goes under the bottom rope taking Thug with him. He pulls back the ringside padding
and piledrives Thug head-first into the floor. Thug is not only busted open, but unconscious.
Paramedics arrive to take him away, with Macdaddy of Pain accompagning him.
THUG HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY INJURY
Dark Enigma gets attacked from behind by both Thanos and Marcellus. They swing Dark Enigma
into the ropes and throw him over both their shoulders over the top.
DARK ENIGMA HAS BEEN ELIMINATED OVER THE TOP
Dashington: Ewwww stinky
Jackson: Two men!
CS: Yep Thanos and Marcellus.
Thanos and Marcellus just start beating the hell out of each other, exchanging piledrivers and suplexes back and forth. While the enforcers assist in bringing eliminated wrestlers to the lockers, Don Ciccolini comes out from the crowd and throws a shoe to Marcellus. He catches it and knocks out Thanos to get the pin.
THE MOB BRIGADE ARE THE NEW RWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS.
Dashington: YEAH!! YEAH!!
Jackson: That was ridiculous.
Dashington: Pardon me I have a victory party to go to.
"Dirty" Dave gets in the ring, as Vinny, Marcellus, and Don are now all there, cracking
open a bottle of Dom Perignon. Dr. Macho steps in the ring with the belts.
"Sorry to intrude, but I want to present Vinny and Marcellus with the tag team titles. Congratulations."
Don: Seven teams...fourteen victims...the Mob has cleaned house, from NYC to Chicago,
we rule the RWF. To all teams, just remember you will receive the kiss of death.
Vinny: The Don is pleased with our work, and this is our reward, the tag team belts.
Marcellus: Everyone -- everyone is a hit for the Mob Brigade!!! Come on guys let's get a
lear jet to Chicago and drink a few.
Don: Not yet, there is a heavyweight belt to be won. Just remember RWF...we conquered
the tag world, the singles world is next!
CS: Sickening.
Jackson: Is Dave coming back?
CS: It seems a little more civilized now. We don't catch up often John, how are ya?
Jackson: Glad to be here!
CS: Me too! Anyway, it's time for the singles ultra-rumble.
Jackson: Here come the jobbers...starting to look like Barnum and Bailey now.
CS: Uncle Sham...(laughs)
Jackson: "The Golden One" El Dorado.
CS: Confusion...managers are kept from ringside, but after what we saw in the tag
royal, it probably isn't going to make a difference.
Jackson: Dark Enigma, Onikage, El Loco Mexicano, J-Dog..hi Dave.
Dashington: What did I miss?
CS: Not much. Gorgon and Thanos, as well as GorGor and Oderus Urungus...oh my pick, Jakob Creed!
Jackson: Mine too! MacDaddy of Pain, no Thug though, who is sitting in a hospital bed.
CS: The tag champs Marcellus and Vinny
Dashington: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Here is Misery, my pick
CS: You would pick him. Jay "So Smooth" Richardson and Onslaught on his way...good pal of the Mistress
Jackson: They were in a stable together if I'm right?
CS: Yep. Shade is coming along with TOOL and Y2K.
"Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor plays...
A camera shows the Mistress and Survivor.
Survivor: You sure about this?
Mistress: Yeah, take my spot. I'm sick of fucking Misery thinking he can
run this goddamn league. Get 'em.
Survivor Tom Tennant walks to the ring.
CS: HOLY CRAP SURVIVOR TOO????
Jackson: Survivor is wrestling in the Rumble!!!
Dashington: This smells funny
Jackson: What, the situation or you still smelling shit?
Dashington: I don't think GorGor showered before this match. Yuk.
While Survivor entered the ring most of the competitors started beating on him. The
rumble broke into little battles all over the ring eventually, but Survivor was beat on
by Shade, Confusion, Misery, and Tool.
Y2K does a knee roll onto Testiculeuse. He chokes Testiculeuse with his boot, then
performs a system crash on him getting the pin.
TESTICULEUSE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY PINFALL.
Thanos sideslams the Ravishing Redneck. Thanos gets up. Thanos executes a piledriver on The
Ravishing Redneck. Thanos leg drops the throat of The Ravishing
Redneck. Thanos knees The Ravishing Redneck and rolls back to his feet.
Thanos drags the Redneck to ringside and chokes him with an extension cord,
then drags him back to deal the Destiny and a pinfall.
THE RAVISHING REDNECK HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY PINFALL
Misery chokes Vicious Vegetarian with his boot. Vicious Vegetarian gets
up. Swinging Neck-Breaker from Misery takes Vicious Vegetarian down.
Misery leg drops Vicious Vegetarian. Vicious Vegetarian stands up.
Misery lifts Vicious Vegetarian up and drops him on the mat. Misery performs
a flying elbow drop, then lashes The Vicious Vegetarian with the cane.
He picks up the Vegetarian and throws him over the top rope.
VICIOUS VEGETARIAN HAS BEEN ELIMINATED OVER THE TOP
P.N. Geek poses in front of TOOL, but TOOL picks him up and throws him over the top.
P.N GEEK HAS BEEN ELIMINATED OVER THE TOP.
El Dorado piledrives the Brooklyn Pussy. The Brooklyn Pussy gets to his feet, but he gets a knee to the thoracic region and goes
backwards into the ropes and over the top.
THE BROOKLYN PUSSY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED OVER THE TOP.
J-Dog chokes Blast. J-Dog punches Blast repeatedly. J-Dog lifts Blast into a
J-Dog tosses Blast to ringside. Blast was elimintated by J-Dog.
BLAST HAS BEEN ELIMINATED OVER THE TOP.
Shade falls head first into Macdaddy of Pain. Shade gets up.
Macdaddy of Pain gets back to his feet. Shade drives a forearm into the
head of Macdaddy of Pain. Shade grabs a trash can and pummels MacDaddy
of Pain in his head. Shade throws MacDaddy of Pain over the top.
MACDADDY OF PAIN HAS BEEN ELIMINATED OVER THE TOP
GorGor DDTs Obi-Wan Jabroni into the mat. GorGor lifts Obi Wan Jabroni
into the air and delivers a spine buster. GorGor tosses Obi Wan
Jabroni to ringside.
OBI-WAN JABRONI WAS ELIMINATED OVER THE TOP
Shade reverse DDT's Marcellus's head into the mat. Marcellus climbs
to his feet. Shade delivers a short-arm clothesline to Marcellus.
Shade runs in and leg drops Marcellus. Vinny slides the shoe used
to win the tag team belts towards Marcellus, but Shade catches it and
knocks Marcellus silly to get the pin.
MARCELLUS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY PINFALL
Jakob Creed kicks J-Dog on the mat. Jakob Creed leg drops J-Dog.
Jakob Creed measures J-Dog up and drops a closed fist. Jakob Creed gets back to his feet.
Jakob Creed piledrives J-Dog into the mat. J-Dog gets up. Jakob Creed
tosses J-Dog to ringside.
J-DOG HAS BEEN ELIMINATED OVER THE TOP ROPE
Vinny delivers a kick to the head of Thanos. Thanos picks Vinny up and
side slams him to the mat. Thanos stomps Vinny. Thanos piledrives Vinny
into the mat. Thanos throws Vinny over the ropes.
VINNY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED OVER THE TOP
Dashington: Talk about a turn-around
Jackson: No second belt for the Mob -- Thanos got his own revenge for the tag rumble
TOOL executes a back breaker on Jay "So Smooth" Richardson. TOOL
sends Thug to the corner of the ring. TOOL tackles Richardson then
produces a sledgehammer. He knocks Richardson in the knee, performs a buzzsaw,
and pins him.
JAY "SO SMOOTH" RICHARDSON HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY PINFALL.
El Dorado takes Onslaught down with a knee. He lifts Onslaught up and
drops him on the mat. El Dorado drives a forearm into the head of
Onslaught. "The Golden One" El Dorado tosses Onslaught to ringside.
ONSLAUGHT HAS BEEN ELIMINATED OVER THE TOP
Misery deals a gut-wrench suplex to Gorgon. He lashes Gorgon with the cane, but Gorgon gets to
his feet. Misery stops him with a bi-polar DDT and a pin.
GORGON HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY PINFALL
Y2K chokes Buttman with his boot. He attacks Buttman with a series of kicks and chokes him again. Buttman becomes a victim
of a system crash and gets pinned.
BUTTMAN HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY PINFALL
Uncle Sham kicks Misery in the stomach. Misery plays possum, then whacks Uncle Sham with the
cane. He picks up Uncle Sham and throws him over the top.
UNCLE SHAM HAS BEEN ELIMINATED OVER THE TOP
El Dorado lifts Shade up and drops him on his knee.He Dorado punches
Shade repeatedly. El Dorado body slams Shade then piledrives him.
Shade is thrown to the floor.
SHADE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED OVER THE TOP
Thanos knees Onikage and rolls back to his feet. Thanos kicks Onikage in the back of the leg then throws Onikage to the floor. ONIKAGE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED OVER THE TOP
Oderus Urungus executes a piledriver on Confusion. Oderus Urungus tries a flying knee, but
misses. Confusion performs a Wrath of God on Oderus, and attempts a legdrop, but an elderly
lady jumps over the guardrail and pulls down the rope, flipping Confusion over the top.
CONFUSION HAS BEEN ELIMINATED OVER THE TOP
The lady tries to attack Confusion, but he gives her a Wrath of God knocking her unconscious. He rips off most of her clothes to reveal Tonya under the disguise. Enforcers come out along with the Mistress, who eventually get Confusion to return to the lockers. The Mistress does something unexpected however: She picks up Tonya and carries her to a stretcher which just rolled out to ringside, and accompanies her to the back.
Jackson: Only surprises happen here in the RWF
Dashington: No more catfights? WAHHHHHHH
Jackson: Oh HUSH get a hold of yourself!
CS: You still get to see clevage Dave.
El Dorado body slams "Survivor" Tom Tennant. He executes a back
on Tennant. El Dorado sends Tennant to the corner of the ring and
dropkicks him in the midsection. El Dorado pins Tennant
"SURVIVOR" TOM TENNANT HAS BEEN ELIMINATED OVER THE TOP
TOOL lifts Y2K up and drops him on his knee. He smashes him in the ribs
with the sledgehammer to the point where he's coughing up blood
Y2K HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY INJURY
Oderus Urungus connects with a flying knee. El Loco Mexicano goes down.
Oderus Urungus body slams El Loco Mexicano. Oderus Urungus gets a table
and sets it up. He brings El Loco Mexicano on the table and piledrives him
through the table, cracking it. He throws El Loco Mexicano not only over the
top but into the crowd.
EL LOCO MEXICANO HAS BEEN ELIMINATED OVER THE TOP
Thanos punches El Dorado in the head. Thanos tackles and begins punching
El Dorado. Thanos performs a Destiny then throws El Dorado to the floor.
"THE GOLDEN ONE" EL DORADO HAS BEEN ELIMINATED OVER THE TOP
Thanos executes a reverse DDT on Oderus Urungus. Thanos piledrives
Oderus Urungus head first into the mat and pins him.
ODERUS URUNGUS WAS ELIMINATED BY PINFALL
Misery fist drops Boo Yah on the mat. Misery stands up. Misery dives head first into Boo Yah. Misery is back
on his feet. Misery executes a bi-polar DDT on Boo Yah, then lashes him with the cane. Misery throws Boo Yah
over the ropes.
BOO YAH WAS ELIMINATED BY PINFALL
TOOL kicks Thanos in the stomach. TOOL lifts Thanos and delivers a back
breaker. TOOL punches Thanos in the head. TOOL kicks Thanos in the
stomach. Thanos gets back to his feet, but before getting smacked in
the knee with a sledgehammer. TOOL throws Thanos over the ropes.
THANOS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED OVER THE TOP
Jakob Creed kicks TOOL in the back of the leg.Creed sets TOOL up for
a DDT into the mat. Creed gets the three count.
TOOL HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY PINFALL
Misery kicks Jakob Creed in the back of the leg. Jakob Creed eventually
got back to his feet to gut-wrench suplex Misery. Jakob Creed executes a piledriver on
Misery. Misery tries to get the cane ready, but not before Jakob Creed
threw him over the top.
MISERY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED OVER THE TOP
GorGor tackles Dark Enigma and pummels his head. He runs and tackles Dark Enigma. GorGor punches him in the head. GorGor suplexes Dark Enigma then piledrives him. GorGor throws Dark Enigma over the ropes. DARK ENIGMA HAS BEEN ELIMINATED OVER THE TOP
GorGor tackles Jakob Creed and pummels his head. Jakob Creed gets back to his feet. Swinging Neck-Breaker from Jakob Creed takes GorGor down. GorGor stands up. GorGor tackles Jakob Creed and pummels his head. Jakob Creed gets back to his feet. Jakob Creed executes a reverse DDT on GorGor. Jakob Creed throws GorGor over the top rope.
JAKOB CREED IS THE NEW RWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION
CS: CREED WINS! CREED WINS! CREED WINS!!!!!!!!!!
Jackson: Jakob Creed is now the first world RWF champion!
Dashington: This sux I'm gonna go party with the Mob.
Jackson: Go on with your bad self!
Dr. Macho comes in the ring with the heavyweight belt. He awards it to Jakob Creed, who gets on the ropes and holds up the belt for all to see.
Jackson: Creed has climbed Jakob's Ladder to get to the top
CS: He did well.
Jackson: Sure did! That's all from the Gund Arena, on behalf of the Crazy Canuck,
"Dirty" Dave Dashington, and the rest of the RWF, goodnight from Cleveland!
CS: C-Ya!!!!
