September 21, 1998

EWA Presents

Aaron: "Good evening fans and welcome to the first ever Extreme Measures show, unfortunately Jon Marx is off with a hooker somewhere, so I had to get a new guy, lets welcome... who?? umm. oh yeah, welcome Dick Riley to the EWA"

Richard Riley: "That's Richard! Anyway it is an honor to be filling in for the legendary Jon Marx while he is off getting his knob polished. Tonight should be an exciting, although short card with two big championship matches."

Aaron: "Look, Mr. I run this fed so I'll call you whatever the hell I want. But you're right the card is short tonight because I don't have time to hang around here for 3 hrs like the PPV last weekend."

Richard Riley: "Will do, Boss. So what is the line up for the show tonight?"

Aaron: "Well for starters there is the match between.. wait a second , I have word from the back that we have a special interview from Jerry Michaels, lets find out what this is all about."

The large TV in the arena flickers and the Detroit Municipal Prison is shown on it. Jerry Michaels walks on to the screen with two security guards. He is wearing an orange prisoner outfit with the number "69-453-298."::

Guard: You have 2 minutes to speak.

Whoever started these rumors should feel horrible about them selves because of the trouble it has caused. I guarantee you that I will come back and win a belt in the EWA, maybe not the Hardcore belt, since my oppurtunity was stolen from me, maybe not the TV title, but if I don't get either of them, I will definitely be in possession of the NAC belt by Winter. Don't underestim....

Another person in a prisoners outfit runs up and attacks Jerry Michaels

The screen flickers and goes to static as the same familiar laugh is heard over the EWA arena PA system.

Aaron: "Gee, that's to bad, he won't be here for tonights match for the GH belt, well I'm sure the crowd will miss him anyway."

Richard Riley: "You know, I'm sure this is all just some big mistake, but I did have Jerry over to my house the other weekend. I wanted to watch some pornos, but all Jerry wanted to do was play with my kid. I thought he was just a nice guy like Mark McGuire or something. Little did I know. Come to think of it, little Jimmy has been acting funny since then!"

Aaron: "Man, you must be nuts, did Jerry have a sparkle in his eyes when he was playing Playstation with your kids??"

Richard Riley: "I never said they were playing Playstation. Jerry mentioned a game called "hide the salami!" I just thought it was some new game that kids play these days"

Aaron: [breaks out in maniacla laughter], "Didn't your kid yell out, "Hey Mr. that's not supposed to go there."

Richard Riley: "I should of thought something was funny when Jerry insisted they play in our recording booth downstairs. It's completely sound proof. I figured Jerry just wanted to check out the hardware, but I guess he wanted to show my kid his own HARDWARE."

Aaron: "Well, I hate to be Jerry when you get a hold of him, well then lets get to our first match between Violent dark and John Kendall, any thoughts on this??"

Richard Riley: "Well we have the Chocalate Man vs "Next Devilman." So I guess you could almost call this the Devils food Cake match! I expect both men to lose if that is possible."

Aaron: "Oh, I'm sure it's very possible, even though Kendall has looked very strong as of late."

"Head Like A Hole" by Nine Inch Nails fills the arena as Violent Dark walks to the ring in an arrogant way. The crowd boos as he walks to the ring and begins to raise his arms in the air as the lyrics ring out through the arena...

"GOD MONEY, WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU!!"

"GOD MONEY, TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT ME TO!!"

Suddenly, John Kendell's music plays over the arena, but nobody walks down the isle. Kendell is then seen running through the crowd, heading towards the ring holding a chair in his hands! Kendall runs into the ring and...

WHACK!!!

He hits VD right in the back of the head with that steel chair! Kendall winds up the chair again, and he's going to hit VD again, but VD rolls over, and low blows Kendall! Kendall bends over in pain, and VD DDTs him to the canvas! VD takes the chair from Kendall, and whacks him over the back! Kendall's back is red as a result of the chair shot! VD picks up Kendall...BRAINBUSTER SUPLEX!! VD covers Kendall..

ONE, TWO, NO!!

Kendall kicks out, and VD is complaining to the referee to the count, which is NOT a very smart thing to do...VD picks up Kendall and tosses him out of the ring...VD whips Kendall into the steel guardrail...and attempts to clothesline him over, but he misses and Kendall nails him in the gut...VD quickly recovers and bashes Kendall's head into the steel guardrail...Kendal is busted open...VD searches under the ring for something...and he finds...a toolbox? VD opens the toolbox and takes out a wrench! VD just nailed a busted open Kendall in the face with the wrench! Oh my god...VD tosses Kendall back into the ring, and sets up Kendall for the Violent Vengeance" DDT...and he hits it! VD covers Kendall...

ONE, TWO, NO!!!

Amazingly, Kendall kicks out of it, and VD is furious! It's also not helping that the rowdy EWA fans are beginning to chant "Chocolate sucks! Chocolate sucks!" VD is getting irate, and he picks up Kendall...he sets up Kendall for another Violent Vengeance! He hits the Violent Vengeance, but he's not done yet! VD is trying to make a statement here, as he goes outside, and gets a steel chair and throws it into the ring...VD sets up Kendall for the Violent vengeance yet again, and he hits it on the chair...VD covers Kendall...

ONE, TWO, THREE!! VD wins with not one, but TWO Violent Vengeances on John Kendall!

Winner: Violent Dark via Violent Vengeance

"Head Like A Hole" plays as VD is celebrating his victory...but wait a second...here comes "Bad Boy" Jeremy Taylor! Taylor runs into the ring with an electric guitar...he plays a little Voodoo Child on it...and the he WHACKS VD right over the head with the electric guitar, and a loud feedback rings out through the arena! Sparks are flying all over the place as VD falls down to the canvas like a ton of bricks! Wait a minute, Taylor's valet, Sweety Pie, hands him a bucket full of MELTED CHOCOLATE!!

Taylor pours the chocolate ALL OVER VD, and the fans begin laughing like hell! Taylor exits the ring, and flips VD the birdie! Taylor takes the microphone...

Taylor begins to speak as he backs up along the entranceway with his valet, Sweety Pie.

JEREMY TAYLOR - Hey, Darky...Darky! How'd ya like my rendition of Voodoo Child? [laughs] Oh, well...I guess ya can't remember 'cause I just broke Maggie, my guitar, over your damn head! Oh well, at least I still have Maxwell. Anyway, Darky...I want you to remember these words before I go...

SWEETY PIE AND JEREMY TAYLOR - IT MELTS IN YOUR MOUTH, NOT IN YOUR HAND!!

JEREMY TAYLOR - ...and remember...Jeremy Taylor is ALL GOOD...and Jeremy Taylor is ALL TALENT!! Yeah, baby!

Ministry's "Jesus Built My Hotrod" rocks throughout the arena as Jeremy Taylor and Sweety Pie walk back to the locker room.

Aaron: "Gee, that was exciting, NOT. You still awake over there?" [nudges Dick to see if he's still alive]

Richard Riley: "What! Mom, it's a Jewish Holiday. I don't have to be a school today. Wait a minute, you're not my mother. Where am I?"

Aaron: NO, but I'm your daddy, [laughs evily]. I see here we have a request from Dean McGrath for a interview, jesus christ , I thought I signed matches not pathetic little interviews all the time."

Richard Riley: "I thought you said we needed filler? Do you thing this is just going to be another shameless plug for Charmin by Tha Deaner or will he actually have anything interesting to say?"

Aaron: "I doubt it if he'll have anything to say, just like he normally does. I guess we should find out then."

Richard Riley: "Let's go see what he has to say. Take it away."

The camera pans back to the ring and Dean McGrath is standing in the middle of the ring holding a microphone

"Around the World" by Daft Punks begins to play as Connor Chambers walks out of the entranceway. He stands on the rampway, not moving towards the ring.

"Welcome to the Jungle" By Guns N Roses begins to blast over the PA as Cyris walks out of the back and stands next to Connor Chambers.

"Better than You" by Metallica begins to pump through the arena as "The Extreme Annihilation" Chris Douglas comes walking out of the entrance. He walks up and stands next to Chamber

"The Suck for your Solution" by Marilyn Manson begins to play and Suicide King stroll out and stands next to Cyris.

"Bulls on Parade" by Rage Against the Machine begins to blast throughout the arena as the "Train" talks out and stands next to Douglas.

The five members of DI all point towards the ring at Dean McGrath.

Dean McGrath: You see, Jerry, one of these men will be my partner for our match, but you won't know until the match has started.

The camera goes back up to the broadcast booth as McGrath leaves the ring and the members of DI return to the locker room.

Aaron: "Well, it looks like it could be anyone from DI as his partner for the next EM card against Jerry."

Richard Riley: "What a great move by McGrath! Jerry wanted to know who Dean's tag team partner will be for Friday. I guess he got five answers. I just wonder if Jerry will be out of jail in time for the match?"

Aaron: "Even if he does, he might not be walking straight, I wonder how many times , if at all, he's had to take some guys man candy in his cooley."

Richard Riley: "I hear that Jerry is an expert salad tosser..um..I mean maker. I'm sure that talent will serve him well in the slammer. I wonder if any of the other guys in IoV pitched in to buy him some soap on a rope?"

Aaron: "HaHaHaHa, for Jerry's sake I hope they did. Dick, lets go to our next match, it's between Daddy Desire and Tommy "Let me show up here once they take off forever like a scared bitch" Slain."

Richard Riley: "I hear that Grayson is not very happy with our young Mr. Slain. I wonder if Grayson will make himself a factor in this match?"

Aaron: "Well, Dickstain, I mean ..uhh.. Riley, lets go to the ring and find out."

"Hurricane" by Bleach plays over the P.A. and Tommy Slain walks out. He has almost no crowd reaction at all. He gets into the ring and holds a baseball bat.

"I want your sex" by George Michaels plays and Daddy Desire walks out to the ring. There are moans heard in the crowd. He gets into the ring and runs at Tommy Slain with a clothesline. He picks him up and throws him into the ropes and does a spinning heel kick to Slain.

Daddy Desire goes up to the top rope and jumps off with an elbow to Slain's chest. He picks him up and sets up the Love Tap, and Double Underhook DDT. He goes for the cover. 1.....2.....3.....

Winner: Daddy Desire via LoveTap

Suddenly Tommy Grayson comes onto the speakers and walks down the aisle. He is holding a small razor.

Tommy Grayson: I told you not to copy me Slain, and when you don't heed the warning I will show you what Extreme is.

Grayson gets into the ring. He takes the razor and cuts IoV into Tommy Slains head. He throws the blade down and picks up the bat Slain had. He hits Slain over the stomach with it and walks out.

Richard Riley: "What a debut for Daddy Desire! A nice win for him and some reconstructive facial surgery for Slain. Do you think that Grayson would carve me a nice chess set if I asked him?"

Aaron: "Yeah, he might wanna do it from Slains chestal area, how do you feel about having a bishop that was once Slains ribs?"

Richard Riley: "I love ivory! Do you really think he would do it?"

Aaron: "Maybe , ask him after the show, but right now our next match is about to happen so lets get to the ring."

We cut to the ring as the action is starting. Shane Sanders and Atrevido are circling each other, looking for an opening. they lock up in the middle of the ring, and Sanders has the advantage. He powers Atrvito back into the corner and delivers a couple of vicious, backhand chops to the chest. The crowd reacts to each chop, with an enthusiastic "WHOO!!!".

Sanders whips Atrevido into the opposite corner and runs in for a shoulder block. Atrevido doubles over, opening him up for a knee lift. Sanders pulls Atrevido out of the corner and lays nto him with a european uppercut that knock him to the mat. Sanders, then bounces off the ropes and goes for a legdrop, but Atrevido rolls out of the way.

Atrevido gets to his feet and begins stomping on Sanders' right leg. He follows up with a step over toe hold, trying to cause more damage. The crowd is looking up into the stands.

As the camera pans up to take a look, it comes across a man that is standing up there. The camera zooms in on him, and we see that it's Connor Chambers!! What is HE doing out here? Chambers just stands there, watching the action and distracting the crowd. Suddenly, a roar goes out through the arena as someone has noticed three other visitors, as they make their way toward the ring.

Cyris, Wayne Rothschild and VP Freeman are strolling, casually toward the ring. the three men reach the ring, and Chambers begins making his way through the crowd. Freeman, Wayne and Cyris are deep in discussion when Atrivido notices them. He lets go of the grapevine that he had applied to Sanders, and goes to the edge of the ring.

Freeman looks up when Atrevido yells something to the three men, and then turns back to his companions. As the camera gets closer, he hears Freeman speak.

JD Freeman: "Alright, are you guys ready?"

The Train: "Oh, hold on... Connor's almost here."

They wait for Chambers to reach them, casting quick glances up to Atrevido. Once Connor crosses the guardrail and joins the three, they form a circle and start pumping their fists. On the count of three, Freeman makes the sign for scissors, Chambers makes the sign for rock, Cyris makes the one for paper, and Wayne makes the one for rock. Wayne reaches over and crushes Connor's scissors, and Cyris covers Freeman's rock, with paper. Freeman and Chambers curse, silently to themselves as Wayne and Cyris rush the ring.

Wayne goes right after Atrevido, nailing him with a massive clothesline. Cyris goes over to where Sanders is still lying, and slaps on a figure four. Wayne picks Atrevido up and POWERBOMBS him... RIGHT ONTO SANDERS!!!

Both men are completely out as the beating continues. Chambers and Freeman decide to jump in and join the fun. Atrevido is still laying on Sanders, so Chambers goes to a corner at the other side of the ring. Freeman comes up to the corner and grabs Chambers by the front of his tights... HOLY SHIT!!! Freeman just vaulted Chambers off the turnbuckle and right on to the two men with the biggest damn splash the EWA has ever seen!!!!

Chambers rolls of the Atrevido and Sanders, and Freeman comes over to where Cyris is. They discuss something right quick, and Cyris asks if Freeman is ready. Then, he whips Freeman to the ropes, hitting a POWERSLAM onto Atrevido and Sanders!!! Of course, the two men acted as a cushion for Freeman, and he's able to get back to his feet rather quickly, leaving Atrevido and Sanders, unconscious in the ring. Freeman directs Chambers and Wayne to roll the two men out of the ring and calls for a mic.

VP Freeman: Alright people!!! You're about to see some changes around here! You see, we were sitting in the back tonight, trying to come up with a few ideas that would put a little spice back into the EWA, and I think I found one. Starting immediately, Devastation Inc is TAKING OVER!!!

The crowd begins to boo, which just sends a wicked smile across Freeman's lips.

Freeman walks around the ring, patting each of his men on the shoulders.

VP Freeman: Now, in the weeks to come, you're gonna see a much more involved, Devastation Inc. Like I said, we're taking over, so of course you'll see that. Damn I hate having to repeat myself, but it's the only way I can guarantee that I get this through your thick skulls. Think about it for a minute, that is if it doesn't hurt too much. What happens when JD Freeman takes a couple of weeks off, out of the spotlight here in the EWA? It goes to SHIT!! Oh, not to take anything from Prez Aaron and Artsie, because I really like those guys.

Freeman adopts a sarcastic look on his face.

The crowd is still booing as Freeman looks around the arena, finally spotting a few that are cheering wildly for DI.

VP Freeman: Oh please... stop... it's too much. I know that you all can't help but to love me, but I'm doing an interview here!! Anyway, back to what I was saying. Within just a few short hours, Devastation Inc will be holding ALL of the cards here in the EWA. Oh, there's gonna be a few other things that happen, but we don't wanna spoil all the surprises for you. So without further ado, I... JD Freeman and new leader of the EWA, give my blessing and permission for the matches to continue. Next, we'll be bringing out a couple of lowly rookies, where they will try their best to entertain all of you fine people. Of course, they will fail miserably, then they will begin to wallow in their own self pity, finally realizing that the greatness of DI, is something that they shall NEVER attain!! So as the saying goes, TTFN uhhh... T. Till The Next Fuckin' Time!!

VP Freeman, accompanied by Cyris, Chambers and Wayne leave the ring to a chorus of boos.

Richard Riley: "Did you just see that, Aaron? What a despicable act by Devastation, Inc. How

low will they sink? What is this stuff from Freeman? I thought he is supposed to be an impartial VP?"

Aaron: "I don't know what his problem is, he's been acting all weird around the offices lately though."

Richard Riley: "Are you going to just sit there or are you going to do something...Oh, no! What is he doing up here?"

Aaron: "What the hell do you want Wayne, no one asked you to come out here."

The Train: "I didn't think I needed an invitation. I think you are going to have to show some respect for your soon to be North American Champion. Hey, new guy, toss me that headset."

Richard Riley: "I guess you won't be needing me for this next match? I think I'll just take a little break."

The Train: "Good idea, buddy. Why don't you just go have a Coke and smile and get the fuck out of here!"

Aaron: "Have fun, now I can pick on little choo choo boy here. Shouldn't you be getting ready for your next 2 losses?"

The Train: " I'm as ready as I'll need to be for my match against Dog boy. You are looking at your next NAC champion right here, but first I wanted to watch my good friend Chris Douglas destroy that filthy, stinky, piece of trash Drifter! I think everyone around here and that includes you Mr. big bad President better starting showing the members of Devastation, Inc. the proper respect. As you saw from those two pitiful excuses for wrestlers, you get in our way and you WILL be destroyed!"

Aaron: "First of al, those 2 wrestlers earlier aren't that good and I'm the last person you should be making threats to bitch. You're not that good, you just need a bunch of buddies to tell you , you are each day to help your self-esteem."

The Train: "We'll just see who has the power in a few weeks Bitch. DI is taking over and there's not a damn thing that any of you can do about it. Why don't you bring back that little jerkoff, so that we can get on with the next match and Douglas can clean the floor with Drifter.

The "Train" throws down the headset and walks away

Aaron: "Finally, he's outa here, ok Dick as you're getting situated again, lets get to the ring and our next match.Boy you ran out of here like a little rape victim, could you be a bigger pussy by chance?"

Richard Riley: "I had to go to the bathroom. That's it. After all it's always the guy in my position that gets abused. That "Train" guy is crazy. You don't pay me enough to have to deal with people like him!"

Aaron: "I don't pay you at all so don't worry about it. You're on a trial period now."

Richard Riley: "That's right, I forgot. I think we're ready for our next match. Chris Douglas takes on Drifter in a steel cage match."

Suddenly the lights around the arena begin to dim and thousands upon thousands of screaming EWA are cheering...... The announcer outside the ring begins.....................................

Announcer - "Ladies and Gentlemen it is time............

Suddenly up above the ring a very large 15 foot, Dark Grey Steel Cage slowly begins to descend down.........The camera begins to slowly pan around the cage..

Announcer - "As you can tell fans there are no doors!!!, It is a roofed and reinforced Steel Cage!!!!, and there will be no in-ring interference. The only way to win this match is to make your opponentssubmit, or by Pinfall which means there is no DQ, and yes fans this is a BRING YOUR OWN WEAPONS MATCH!!!!!!!!!!"

Suddenly the lights Dim even further and fireworks begin to spray off the walkway and over the PA plays "Riders on the Storm" by The Doors and out steps Drifter....

Announcer - "The Challenger, Making his way to ringside at this time, one of the sole Survivers of the EWA DR Stable, and standing 6"10 and weighing in at 330 pounds. A man who strives day to day to accomplish a goal of destroying DI, and rejuvinating the DR stable to the Championship Level it once was..... DRIFTER!!!!!!!"

Drifter standing on the entranceway begins to make his way down to ringside steadily, and it appears that he has an Oak 2x4 wrapped in barbed wire on the top half of the board in his right hand, and in his left it appears he has a 6 foot long, and 4in thick Steel Chain!! The cage stops lowering about 6 feet above the top rope and Drifter hops on the apron and enters the ring.

The lights begin to Flash and "Better than You" by Metallica begins to blare over the PA and out of the entranceway steps Chris Douglas....

Announcer - "His Opponent, Making his way down the isle at this time and current leader of DI, He stands 6"6 and weighing in at 256 pounds. This man goes by many many names...................

The Annihilator ....

The Nightmare.....

The Fearless ....

The Extremeness ....

The Eliminator ....

The Devastator ....

The Destroyer ....

The Dominator ....

The Excellence ....

The Supreme ....

The Executioner.....

The Ticking EWATime-Bomb ....

The King of Extreme .....

The End of the Line..........

THE EXTREME ANNIHILATION: "CHRIS DOUGLAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

As the announcer finishes he flips the mic off and takes his seat just outside the ring at the time keepers table. Douglas with nothing in his hands begins to trot down the isle way smiling... Chants of DI, DI, DI ,DI begin to echo off left and right. Half way down the isle, he stops and signals to the back, and 2 very hot and sexy Blonde haired women drive out of the entranceway in bathing suits. It appears they are in a small DI kart, and in the back there appears to be a few objects. OHHHH my GOD!!! Douglas ripped the Large Snack Machine off the wall from the locker room, and stuck it on the cart.... It looks as if there is a 27 inch TV and a Vcr in the back of the car also......

As the women drive up to Douglas he hops on the side of the kart and the women pull right up to the apron and Douglas hops down and kisses each one of the girls, and procedes to throw he TV and VCR in the ring under the bottom rope. Once finished, he signals for the announcer to come over, and both of the men help slide the machine under the bottom rope as well.

Drifter standing in the ring dumbfounded as to what Douglas has in mind.....???? Once everything is in the ring the girls hop back in the small kart and drive back, and Dougals jumps up on the apron and ducks under the 2nd rope!!!!

The Announcer signals to the back, and once again the ring begins to lower completely. The bell rings as the cage locks in place, and the match is underway!!!

Drifter and Douglas are standing staring at each other from opposite ends of the ring. Each man has a look of stone and they remain motionless..... Suddenly Drifter drops the chain, grabbing the 2X4 with both hands.... he points at Douglas, and signals at his throat as if Douglas is dead. Douglas standing there weapon less begins to slowly back up holding his sides cautiously thinking on what to do. Drifter pulls the board back, seeing Douglas at a disadvantage, and begins to pick up the pace a bit towards Douglas as he is now only a few feet away.

Douglas, quickly reacts and reaches into his tights and pulls out a small can of mace, and sprays Drifter dead in the face with it. Drifter caught completely off guard takes a vicious amount to his eyes making them flame up completely, and sending him to the mat holding his face, and screaming in pain..... Douglas stuffs the can comfortably back where it came from...

Douglas quickly reacts by using all of his strength, and lifts the heavy Snack machine up until it is standing normally.. window facing out towards the middle of the ring. Once finished Douglas turns around and Drifter appears to still be a bit shaken, but now on his feet. Douglas quickly walks over and picks up the large TV and lifts it over his head. Drifter sensing danger sends a hard left hand to Douglas stomach and Douglas drops the TV on his foot.

Douglas, hobbles back trying to shake off the blow... Drifter wipes the tears away from his yes, and runs full speed at Douglas hitting him with a fierce drop kick to the back of Douglas's Head, sending him tumbling over the top rope, and face first into the steel cage. Douglas obviously lying on the edge of the ring apron face smashed up agaisnt the cage appears to be cut open just above his right eye.

Blood begins to trinkle down his face as Douglas slowly gets to his knees..... Drifter grabs Douglas by the neck and drags him up... He hooks his leg and grabs him in a head lock, and Whamm he just fisherman suplexed Douglas against the edge of the huge TV. Another large cut has opened up on Douglas back as skin shreads can be seen left on the TV. Drifter once again gets up and drags Douglas to his knees.... As Douglas begins to stand up he grabs Drifter's head and drops.... Ohhhhhhh he hit a huge Chin Buster on Drifter sending Drifter to the ground holding his mouth which is despensing streams of blood like a trinkle faucet.

Douglas walks over and picks up the 27" inch TV and holds it high above his head once again and as Drifter Stands up.....WHACCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!! CrasHHHHHHHHH!!!! ShatteRRRRRRR!!!!! Douglas just slammed Drifter's head through the TV. Drifter falls over still inside the television set flooping around like a fish out of water as a few sparks appear to shock him from the chips and small electroincs.....

Drifter laying face down and still inside the TV appears to be knocked out......... Douglas signals to the crowd and pulls Drifter out of the TV..... Douglas quickly rolls him over and goes for the pin..................................

1....................

2............................................

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Drifter gets his leg on the rope...... Douglas pops up infuriated and can't beleive it!!!! He grabs Drifter off the ground and drags him across the ring and OHHHHH GOD!!!!! Douglas DDT's Drifter through the VCR........................ Drifter is out cold.......... Bleeding all over the place from all the small cuts on his face and neck... it also appears his nose maybe broke. Douglas rolls him over and hooks the leg once again....

1...........................................................................

2...................................................................................................

Three............................................................NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Drifter rolls out........... Douglas can't beleive it...............Douglas hops to his feet very angry and holding his head.... he picks Drifter off of the ground and sets him up as if going for his pattened!!!!! Chi-Town Shocker................. When suddenly out from the back steps........ OG JOHNSON wearing a DR shirt and jeans....... he quickly begins to dash down to ringside.....

Douglas drops Drifter to the ground and begins to point at OG as OG circles the ring............................................. Douglas begins yelling something at OG that can't be completely heard or understood?????? Drifter seems to be slowly trying to get to his knees........ When Suddenly out of the entranceway Chambers and Cyris begin to come down to ringside...

Quickly Chambers and Cyris begin to thump on OG repeatedly..............Douglas is watching as the action outside the ring begin to heat up..... Drifter gets to his feet as if having a second wind. Drifter grabs Douglas from behind and spins him around quickly and hits him with a Devistating short arm clotehsline sending him hard to the mat..................Douglas is still bleeding heavily from his right eye as he is picked off of the mat.... still bent over Drifter grabs Douglas from behind and WHAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Drifter just slammed Douglas through the snack machine...................................................... Douglas is out...............

Outside the ring OG is on the ground getting kicked profusely by Chambers and Cyris.... Out from the entranceway walks out Wayne theTrain........... Wayne quickly runs to the ing......and pushes Cyris over and pushes Chambers off of OG and the three begin to exchange words......

Back inside the ring Drifter pulls Douglas out of the snack machine and he can hardly stand........ Drifter grabs Douglas up by his neck and his attention is drawn to the outside as the three members of DI begin bickering back and forth with each other........ OG is still on the ground hurt.... not moving....... Inside the ring Douglas regains his senses and kicks Drifter in the gut and WHAMMMMM!!!! Douglas just hit Drifter with the Chi-Town Shocker on the VCR............. Douglas quickly rolls him over and 1...........2.............3

Winner: Douglas via Chi-Town Shocker on the VCR

As Douglas get sthe three count he rolls out of the ring and jumps in the middle of the fued, and begins to calm the three members of DI down and all still conversing make there way to the back......

Aaron: "It looks like another win for D.I. unfortunayely."

Richard Riley: "Very true, Aaron. It looks like Douglas made up for that loss to Drifter a few months ago with an impressive victory in the cage. You notice that Drifter has looked a little chunky as of late. Either he's been raiding the local soup kitchens or we finally have the reason why Verge Darsow has gone missing!"

Aaron: "Actually, I think it's from all that roadside pizza he eats on his travels to nowheresville."

Richard Riley: "At least he keeps the roads clean. I just wish he would take a bath once in a while. I could smell him all the way up here."

Aaron: "Hehehehhe, yeah well everyone has their faults I guess. Oh gee looks who's up now that arrogant stool pusher from DI, hopefully Lonrwolf takes care of him quickly and easily."

Richard Riley: "You never know. Even though the "Train" has lost a few matches here or there, he always manages to inflict a severe beating on his opponent. Maybe tonight will be the night he realizes his full potential. I guess there's only one way to find out!"

Aaron: "Yeah, it's called going to the bathroom and have someone tell you in there."

The camera pans around the thousands of screaming fans in the arena. It stops for a second and zooms in on Connor Chambers snacking on a week-old slice of pizza on the floor, then pans around and zooms into the entryway as a loud "Choo-Choo" is heard, and Rage Against the Machine's "Bulls on Parade" blares from the speakers. Thousands of fans starts chanting, "D.I., D.I., D.I." as the Train strides towards the ring slapping hands with the fans at ringside.

He slides into the ring and raises his arms, drawing more cheers. He lowers them as a long, low howl is heard, followed by classical music. Lonewolf walks down to the ring with Jackie at his side, and the N.A. Cyber strap around his waist. Jackie holds the ropes open for him, and Lonewolf steps in. He hands the belt to the ref who takes it, and signals for the bell.

The bell rings, and both men circle each other, waiting for the other to attack. They tie up, truggle for a while, and release. They do this again. Lonewolf then raises his hands, signaling a strength test. They lock hands and battle, with Train gaining the upper hand. He holds Lonewolf down, but Lonewolf comes back and knees Train in the gut. He pounds Train across the shoulderblades four times, then slams his face into his knee. He bounces off the ropes and drops a knee into Train's kidney area. He picks him up by the hair and hits a hanging vertical suplex for a 1 count.

Irish whip by Lonewolf and a dropkick, knocking Train down. He grabs Train's legs and hooks him in a Texas Cloverleaf. He sits back, but Train pushes himself up and crawls to the ropes. Train stands up and is Irish whipped by Lonewolf, who misses a spinkick. Train comes up behind Lonewolf and hits a Russian legsweep. He drops a leg across LW's neck. Train stands on the second rope and comes off with a driving elbow to LW's stomach, knocking the wind out of him. He slides outside and comes back in with a wooden chair, which he sets up close to a corner. He takes Lonewolf to the second rope, and Piledrivers him onto the open chair! 1, 2, thr--no! LW kicks out.

Train picks him up on his shoulders, and spins him into a backbreaker. LW grabs his back in pain. Train picks him up and Irish whips him and goes for a clothesline, but LW grabs his arm and turns him into a crucifix! 1, 2, no.

Train jumps to his feet but LW hits a leg whip, throwing Train across the ring. LW grabs the wooden chair and folds it. He swings at Train's head but Train ducks. LW turns around, kicks Train in the gut, and shatters the chair over his back! Train slumps down unconscious. LW climbs the ropes and hits an elbow smash. 1, 2, thr--NO!

Lonewolf picks Train up and hits a running Death Valley Driver! He picks him back up and hits a frontal DDT! 1, 2, thr--no! Train lifts his shoulder. LW picks Train up and Irish wips him. He dives at him but Train catches him in mid-air and hits an overhead belly-to-belly, throwing Lonewolf over the top rope and to the outside! Train slides out and lariats LW back to the floor. He then scoop slams LW on the concrete floor.

Train reaches under the ring and pulls out a table. He sets it up, and lays Lonewolf on it. He then climbs the ropes, and hits a back splash onto LW through the table! Train quickly stands up, and Sidewalk Slams LW on the entrance ramp! He grabs his legs and tries for a Boston crab but LW scrambles out and runs back into the ring and collapses. Train slides back in and walks up to LW, who springs to his feet and superkicks Train in the face! A long spray of blood flies into the first row.

Train is bleeding from a deep cut above his left eye. He charges for LW who hits a drop toe-hold into an ankle-lock! Train is thrashing around but LW refuses to release the hold. Train finally reaches the ropes and pulls himself up. LW comes at him but Train turns around and hits LW with a haymaker to the jaw, knocking him down! He then dives on LW and starts punching the life out of him. Train finally gets off. LW's face is not visible through the caked blood. He stands up and staggers into a corner, allowing Train to hit a splash. He takes LW up top, and hits a brainbuster from the top rope! He covers him, 1, 2, three--NO!!! Jackie put LW's foot on the bottom rope!

Train jumps up infuriated and chases after Jackie. He finally catches her and turns her around to face him, but she knocks him down with a kick to the groin! The bloody Lonewolf then runs across the ring and hits Train with a suicide headbutt on the outside! Train falls against the steel railing. Lonewolf grabs his hair and punches him in the face four times, further opening Train's cut, and sending more blood cascading down his face. He starts choking Train, but Train breaks loose and whips LW into the steel railing. He walks up to LW but LW kicks him the face.

Just then, Connor Chambers--who was in the crowd--taps LW on the shoulder. LW turns around and Connor splashes a coke in his face! LW staggers back and is caught by Train, who hits a reverse DDT on the outside floor! Blood is pouring from the back of LW's head! Train throws him in the ring and follows in and hits a falling headbutt. He whips LW into the ropes and powerslams him! 1, 2, thre--NO!!! Lonewolf raised his shoulder!

Train picks Lonewolf up and locks in a hammer lock, but LW steps back and throws Train over his head. He backs up and runs at Train and hits a spinkick, knocking him down. Both men are covered in blood. LW picks Train up, and hits a double-arm DDT. He takes Train to the top rope, and hits a gut-buster from the top! 1, 2, thre--NO! Train amazingly kicks out!

Lonewolf slaps the mat and complains to the ref about a slow count. He turns back to Train, but Train grabs him and hits a gargoyle-plex! He picks Lonewolf up and takes him to the top rope, and hits a superplex! 1, 2,thr--no! Both men lay on the mat exhausted.

LW gets to his feet first, followed by Train. Train tries to tie up but LW ducks under him and rolls him up, 1, 2, no. Both men stand up. LW tries for a dropkick, but Train grabs his legs and hits a Spinebuster! 1, 2, thre--no! Train falls backinto the corner exhausted. LW gets up and runs at him but accidentaly hits the ref with a shoulder-block, knocking him down!

LW looks down at the ref confused, and Train comes up behind him and locks in a sleeper, but LW grabs his head and hits a Jawbreaker! 1, 2, no. Both men stand up slowly, as the crowd lets out a pop, and Johnny Sledge races down to the ring with a steel chair in hand! He stands on the ring apron, and motions for Lonewolf to throw Train at him.

LW whips Train at Sledge, but Train reverses it! Lonewolf is thrown towards Sledge, but stops in front of Sledge. Sledge hesitates, then shrugs and drills Lonewolf in the head with a chair, busting his forehead open! Lonewolf staggers back into Train. Train catches him, and hits a pump-handle into a backbreaker! 1, 2, 3!!!

Train is the new champion! He raises his arms in victory, then looks down at Sledge, and points to him. Sledge points back, then walks back into the locker room area.

Train grabs his belt and starts exiting the ring, as Drifter runs down. Train backs up as Drifter enters the ring, with a Death Row shirt in hand. He tosses it at Train, who catches it and looks down at it confused. Drifter exits through the crowd. Train stands in the ring for a while with a confused look on his face, then exits the ring.

Aaron: "GOD DAMNIT !!! He did it, I can't believe it, I think I'm gonna vomit."

Richard Riley: "I guess this means we are going to have to listen to him talk now. How do you feel knowing a man like the "Train" now holds a position of respect within your organization."

Aaron: "Lets just say, I'd rather see Charles Manson hold a position more than the Train."

Richard Riley: "I think the EWA is in trouble. Let's just hope a member of DI doesn't win the Global title."

Aaron: "Oh goodness, lets not ruin the night all together, huh."

Richard Riley: "Dear God, the horror of it all. What are your thoughts on the uncoming battle royal and some of the men competing in the match?"

Aaron: "Well, my pick is Tommy Grayson, even though he just got his memory back, he's still as good as once was."

Richard Riley: "Grayson is a top contender. You also have guys like Cyris, Capital Punishment, Chris Douglas and your favorite, the "Train." I think the guy who wins this match will not only be the guy who can outlast everyone else, but also the person with the best luck. Right now, it's anyone's match!"

Aaron: "Well, lets stop talking about it and let's get to the ring announcer shall we."

The camera pans from the announcer's booth to the ring. EWA ring announcer Timothy Braddock is standing in the middle of the ring. He is wearing a tuxedo and holding a microphone.

Before I read the rules, I have a few announcements to make. First of all due to the importance of this match, extra security will be provided around ringside to ensure that no outside interference occurs.

About ten very large security guards wearing jeans and tight, black EWA T-shirts come out of the back and take position around the ring.

Timothy Braddock: Also due to his recent incarceration for alleged child molestation, Jerry Michaels will not be appearing in the match and has been replaced. Dirk Ryan has also failed to appear at the arena and will also be replaced. And now the participants:

Death Row leader, Drifter

Vicious Circle member, Dawgdone

Replacing Jerry Michaels, O.G. Johnson

The New North American champion and Devastation, Inc member, The "Train"

Innovator of Violence member, Johnny sledge

Also from the IoV, "The Extreme One" Tommy Grayson

DI Leader, "The Extreme Annihilation" Chris Douglas

Dean McGrath

Also with Devastation, Inc., Connor Chambers

Replacing Dirk Ryan will be the "Bad Boy" Jeremy Taylor

DI "Enforcer", Cyris

And finally, IoV member Capital Punishment

The rules for the match will be as follows:

Prior to the match, wrestlers will given a number at random. The wrestlers receiving numbers one and two will start the match and every two minutes another wrestler will enter the match until numbers three through twelve have entered. The only way to be eliminated is by pinfall, submission or by being thrown over the top rope and both feet touching the floor.

Now let's begin the match.

Fireworks begin to go off over the ring and sparks shoot up from all the ring posts.

Timothy Braddock: Wrestler number one from the Innovators of Violence, Capital Punishment!

The fans begin to chant "Capital, Capital, Capital" as Capital's entrance music of Lightning bolts and other various sound effects begins to play. Capital Punishment makes his way down to the ring with a pissed off look on his face. He enters the ring and grabs the microphone from Timothy Braddock.

Capital Punishment: This is all a bunch of bull shit. This is one damn conspiracy to keep me from winning the gold. I don't care what I have to do, if it means going through all eleven other wrestlers, I'm going to win that belt.

Capital tosses the microphone back to Braddock:

Timothy Braddock: Wrestler number two, the F.U. champion, "Bad Boy" Jeremy Taylor

"Jesus Built my Hot Rod" by Minisry begins to play as Jeremy Taylor slowly walks out of the entranceway. The fans begin to boo loudly as Taylor walks to the ring with a smug look on his face. He raises his arms out and spins around before climbing into the ring.

The bell rings and both men begin to circle the ring, neither one wishing to expend to much energy this early. They both lock up and Capital, the stronger man pushes Taylor back to the ropes. Capital gives a clean brake and both men begin circling the ring. They tie up again and this time, Taylor, the quicker man, executes an arm drag sending Capital to the mat. Taylor holds on the Cap's arm and locks on a painful arm bar. Capital tries to wiggle out of it but Taylor continues to apply pressure.

Capital makes it to his feet and reverses the arm bar. Taylor nails Cap with a back elbow. He then runs into the rope and comes back with a clothesline that sends Capital back to the ground. JT attempts an elbow drop but Cap rolls out of the way. Capital gets to his feet and gives a kick to Taylor's midsection.

The match counter is down to about twenty seconds and the fans begin to count along.

Capital locks his arms around Taylor's midsection and nails a devastating power bomb. He picks up Taylor and drags him over to the ropes just as the counter reaches zero and a loud horn goes off.

Dawgbone comes running out of the back and hits the ring. He immediately goes after Capital Punishment who has Taylor about half way out. Dawgbone starts to nail Capital with lefts and rights as Taylor pulls himself back into the ring. Taylor then comes over and joins in, throwing kicks to Cap's midsection. Dawgbone scoops up Capital for a slam, but is then nailed by Taylor.

Taylor and Dawgbone begin to battle it out as Capital picks himself off the ground. Capital is standing near the ropes and Dawgbone goes to whip Taylor into him, but it is reversed by Taylor who sends Dawgbone flying at Cap. Capital drops down and backbody drops Dawgbone over the top rope and down to the floor:

Both Taylor and Capital slump in opposite corners at the clock begins to wind down to ten seconds remaining. Taylor begins to stalk towards Capital as the clock reaches zero and the horn goes off.

Drifter, looking slightly the worse for wear comes walking out of the back. He makes his way to the ring just as Taylor reaches Capital. Taylor begins to beat on Cap but Drifter runs over and nails a double ax handle right over Taylor's back. Drifter grabs JT and whips him into the opposite side turnbuckle.

Drifter turns around begins to work over Capital Punishment. Taylor runs out of the corner and leaps at Drifter. Drifter turns around, catches JT in mid air and nails him down with a huge spinebuster. Capital grabs Drifter by the hair and starts to pound his head into the turnbuckle.

Capital scoops up Drifter's leg and drapes it over the top rope. He gets underneath and begins lifting, pushing Drifter over. Drifter is about half way over as Taylor staggers to his feet and nail Cap right between the legs. CP drops to the ground and Drifter pulls himself back over.

The counter reaches ten seconds as all three men are lying on the ground. It reaches zero, the horn goes off and Tommy Grayson comes flying out of the back. Grayson hits the ring and immediately goes for Taylor. He picks him up, whips him into the ropes and executes a punishing powerslam.

Grayson stands up and screams out to the crowd who are cheering madly. Drifter attempts to sneak up behind Grayson. Grayson turns around and nails Drifter in the gut with his boot. He runs at the ropes and bulldogs Drifter down to the mat. Grayson gets up and Capital is standing in front of him. The crowd begins to scream as these two allies are about to go at it.

The two IoV members lock up, but suddenly let go and turn and run in opposite directions, directly at the two other men in the ring. They both nail clotheslines, Capital nailing Taylor and Grayson nailing Drifter.

The counter counts down and the next wrestler runs out. Johnny Sledge runs down to the ring, jumps over the top rope and joins Grayson in pummeling Drifter. They both lay Drifter onto the top turnbuckle and begin chopping away at the big man.

In the opposite corner Taylor and Capital are fighting it out. The two men trade chops back and forth. Capital attempts an Irish whip, but Taylor reverses it and sends Capital into Grayson and Sledge. Sledge and Grayson are on the ground as Drifter is hangin outside the ring by his foot.

Capital is laying on the ground semi-conscious and Taylor is slumped in the opposite turnbuckle. The counter is a twenty seconds as Sledge and Grayson get back up and continue their attempt to eliminate Drifter. Drifter locks both arms around the middle rope, holding on for dear life as the counter reaches zero.

The horn goes off and The "Train", the new NA champ quickly makes his way down to the ring. He slides under the bottom rope and Sledge seeing him immediately runs at him. He flies at the "Train", who drops down pulling the top rope down. Sledge flies past his mortal enemy over the top rope, landing in a heap on the ground.

Announcer: Johnny Sledge, eliminated by the "Train" at 10:15

The "Train" gets up and turns towards Sledge who is furious and is being restrained by security. He begins pointing at Sledge and laughing. Capital starts to run up behind the "Train", trying to catch him unaware. At the last second, the "Train" turns, sidesteps and shoves Capital Punishment over the top rope. Capital hooks one arm over the as he goes over and slides under the bottom rope. The "Train" not seeing this, goes over to the opposite where Grayson and Taylor are still attempting to eliminate Drifter.

The "Train" grabs Grayson and Taylor by the heads and knocks both of them together. He then grabs Drifter and surprisingly pulls him back into the ring. Drifter has a surprised look on his face. Drifter's surprised look is met by an elbow from the "Train." Blood flies from Drifter's mouth as the "Train" follows up with a chop to Drifter's chest. Grayson gets up and nails "Train" with a kick to the back of his knee. Drifter and Grayson attempt to throw the "Train" over as a very tired Taylor and Capital struggle near the ropes.

The counter once again reaches zero and Cyris comes running out of the back. He hits the ring and goes right over to Capital Punishment. The two enemies begin trading blows. You can see that Capital is visibly tired and Cyris gets the best of the exchange. He whips Cap into the ropes. Capital comes back, Cyris drops down sending Capital into a very tired Jeremy Talyor who gets knocked over the top rope and down to the ground.

Meanwhile Drifter and Grayson continue their attempt to eliminate the "Train." The "Train" has his leg wrapped around the bottom rope. He throws an elbow at Drifter and then lifts a leg, which catches Grayson right between the legs. Grayson staggers back into Cyris who nails a vicious neck breaker.

Cyris picks up Capital and nails a belly-to-belly suplex. He then grabs Grayson and hits an inverted atomic drop. Cyris goes over to the corner that Drifter and the "Train" are battling in and nails Drifter with a knee to the back. Cyris and the "Train" take turns nailing Drifter with kicks and punches and then the two DI members quickly hi-five before continuing their assault on Drifter.

Capital and Grayson stagger to their feet as the counter reaches zero again and Chris Douglas quickly jogs into the ring. He heads to the corner where his other Di members are located and immediately begins laying the boots to Drifter.

"Train" goes over to Grayson and Cyris moves towards the corner where Capital is located. "Train" and Grayson exchange punches as Capital and Cyris struggle in one of the corners. Grayson locks the "Train" in a headlock and runs his face along the tope rope causing the "Train" to scream in pain. Cyris locks Cap in a front facelock and surprisingly runs up the turnbuckle and nails Cap with a tornado DDT.

Drifter and Douglas exchange blows. Drifter ducks under a left by Douglas, hoists him up on his shoulder and hits a running Death Valley driver. Drifter jumps up but is met by a clothesline by Cyris. The "Train" and Grayson continue to struggle in the corner as the counter reaches thirty seconds.

Douglas carefully makes his way over to Capital. Capital is on his knees recovering from the DDT and nails Douglas with a low blow. Capital grabs Douglas around the head and drops him down for a jawbreaker as the horn blows signaling the entrance of another wrestler.

Dean McGrath slowly walks out of the back and casually makes his way down to the ring. He hesitates a moment, surveying the scene before climbing into the ring and settling in a neutral corner.

Capital in on top of Douglas choking him while Cyris has Drifter locked in a Dragon sleeper. The "Train" is on the middle turnbuckle raining punches down on Grayson. McGrath goes over and grabs the "Train's" leg dumping him over the top. The "Train" luckily hooks the bottom rope before going al the way over and slides back into the ring. McGrath grabs Grayson and starts hitting European uppercuts.

Douglas and Capital are rolling around on the mat, jockeying for position while Cyris continues to apply the Dragon sleeper to Drifter. Cyris drops down hitting a inverted DDT on Drifter. The counter reaches zero, the horn blasts and a very deranged and dirty looking Connor Chambers runs out of the back and down to the ring.

The down and out DI member immediately attacks Capital Punishment, pulling him away from Douglas. Chambers takes Capital down with a Russian leg sweep. He picks him up, whips him into the ropes and nails him with a dropkick that almost sends Capital over the top rope.

McGrath, Chambers and Douglas run over towards Capital and they all attempt to eliminate him. Cap is holding on for dear life as the "Train" has Drifter set up for a piledriver in the middle of the ring and Cyris has Grayson dangling half way over the top rope. The "Train" nails the piledriver as the counter is a ten and counting.

The ring counter reaches zero for the last time and the last wrestler to enter the ring, O.G. Johnson comes jogging down to the ring. O.G. jumps in and starts towards Cyris, but hesitates, then goes over and grabs McGrath. O.G. begins nailing lefts and rights, followed by a roundhouse kick that sends tha Deaner down to the mat.

O.G. and the "Train" back into each other and they spin around and face each other. The two men stand face to face, but the "Train" is met by a huge elbow to the back of the neck by Drifter. O.G. picks his "friend" up as Drifter digs into his trunks for a pair of brass knuckles. Drifter rears back and let's loose with a huge shot at the "Train's" face, but he ducks and the punch nails O.G. in the face, sending him flying over the top rope.

Announcer: O.G. Johnson, eliminated by Drifter at 20:24

Drifter stands in the ring wide eyed at his goof. Cyris runs up behind him, nailing him in the back with a high knee. The "Train" ducks down as Drifter comes at him and back drops him over the top rope, eliminating him.

Announcer: Drifter, eliminated by the "Train" at 20:36

The seven remaining men continue to battle it out. Chambers and McGrath trade punches in one corner. Cyris has Grayson on the grounded with an ankle lock while Douglas and the "Train" work over Capital Punishment in another corner.

Chambers whips McGrath into the ropes. McGrath holds onto the ropes, stopping his momentum. Chambers runs at him and launches at him with a cross body block. Both men get tangled up and the momentum takes them both over the top and onto the floor.

Announcer: Dean McGrath and Connor Chambers, both eliminated at 22: 43

The action slows down as the remaining five men tire. Capital Punishment and Grayson stand together while the three remaining DI members plot their next move in the opposite corner. Douglas and the "Train" run over and immediately try to eliminate Cap as Cyris and Grayson square off in the center of the ring. Douglas and "Train" have Capital teetering over the edge while Grayson and Cyris trade fists. Grayson ducks a punch, nails Cyris with a kick and then DDTs Cyris to the ground. The "Train" backs Capital up while Douglas pulls the top rope hold. The "Train" goes for an Irish whip, but Capital reverses it and the "Train" goes flying over the top rope.

Announcer: The "Train", eliminated by Chris Douglas at 25:17

The "Train" jumps back up on the apron and he and Douglas are face to face, yelling at each other. Capital sees the opportunity and runs at Douglas hitting him with a clothesline. The force knocks Douglas over the top rope into the "Train" and the two men go falling to the mat.

Announcer: Chris Douglas, eliminated by Capital Punishment at 25:56

Grayson locks on the "End" on Cyris just as Douglas is eliminated. Cyris is almost out. Grayson sees that Capital is the only other wrestler left in the ring. He releases the hold on Cyris and he and Capital begin to celebrate. The two IoV members high five and then raise their arms in victory as the crowd roars its approval.

Grayson goes over to pick up Cyris, but is nailed by a clothesline from behind by Cap. Capital picks up Grayson and sits him on the top turnbuckle. He climbs up and signals for his finisher. The crowd is on it's feet as Capital nails Grayson with the Judgement Drop. Capital picks up a limp Tommy Grayson and dumps him over the top rope.

Announcer: Tommy Grayson, eliminated by Capital Punishment at 27: 15

Cyris staggers to his feet just as Grayson hits the floor. He runs at Capital and nails a splash in the corner. The momentum sends both men over the top. Cyris is hanging on to the top rope while Capital Punishment holds onto Cyris's legs. Capital's feet are dangling only a few inches from the floor. Capital is trying to "climb" up Cyris and back into the ring. Cyris is holding on for everything he's got.

Capital has one legged hooked onto the ring apron. He is starting to pull himself up, but Cyris reaches into his trunks and pulls out what looks like a small pellet. Cyris grinds the pellet in his hand and then throws it at Capital. White powder flies into Cap's eyes and he begins to loses his grip. Cyris gives him a quick knee to the chest and Capital Punishment lets go falling to the arena floor.

Timothy Braddock: Capital Punishment, eliminated by Cyris 29: 47 and new EWA Global Hardcore champion, Cyyyyrrriiiisssss.

The remaining members of DI come running out of the back. Cyris slides into the ring and uses the rope to pull himself up to his feet. The "Train" grabs the belt from the time keeper and runs into the ring. Suicide King, Chambers and Douglas are in the ring raising Cyris's arms. The "Train" locks the belt around Cyris's waist as SK and Douglas raise Cyris up on their shoulders.

Fireworks go off above the ring as "Welcome to the Jungle" begins to blast over the arena. The Ewa-tron lights up:

The camera goes from the ring to the announcer's booth.

Aaron: "Good grief, DI wins its second title tonight. What's the world coming to?"

Richard Riley: "I think the world is going to Hell. What a match and what a night for Cyris, the first ever Global champion. You're right, Aaron, with the two title victories and the big win for Douglas in the cage, it looks like DI is back on top for now."

Aaron: "Yeah well, we'll just have to see how long they last as champions, especially if I have anything to do with it."

Richard Riley: "Only time will tell, Aaron. I'm Richard Riley, filling in for the absent Jon Marx. Join us this Friday for our next exciting Extreme Measures card!"

Aaron: "Alright Dick, hope you don't come back again. See ya Friday folks."

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