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Wow..what a run!!!

The true Hashmen were all there.....holiday, so no reason to be late.  Off we went around the back of the shops, over the road, along the ridge.  It became a true test of fitness with there being checks with arrows so numerous and Pencil and I where so ahead of the pack we had to do multiple checks ourselves....impressive eh...FRBs.  First piss stop...yum yum.

Now a swift pace set through some rather picturesque paths amongst the bush and true to Bull Moose form a few nice extra loops into the brush just to slow down us FRBs.  Ova and down into scouting country, but still keeping the pace.  We discussed having a go on the commando course to give the others time to catch up but decided instead to maintain our lead.  Heading out into clear ground we had our second piss stop...slurp slurp.

We soon headed off not wanting to waste our advantage and set another cracking pace.  Into an open green area with lumps of sand and some lovely flat bits with flags on poles.  Enjoying the ambience but not slowing we were greeted with yet another indulgence of the amber fluid.  Off down the hill with musical burps and farts the trail went on to another path with bushes, trees and a stream with an extended loop back and up to a clearing where our hare met us with some more nectar and then up the hill and on home, still ahead of the pack.

The Karangahape Water Polo team engage in some playful gymnastics

The On on was a boisterous affair with more than generous fills of tucker.  The GM said his bit then Bull as an ex-GM presented Pencil with his 250th Flask.  A few more down downs, a series of hilarious jokes told by me....I didn't hear Musturd even telling one or Nellie cutting in.  The evening settled down to beer swilling, port slurping, red wine sinking and cards.  Except for the GM, he had some special stuff in his flask which made him play cards in a most unusual way....I'm sure he deliberately played to lose.

I had a stroke of Mrs Bull Moose's pussy, patted the dog and disappeared into the morning, wondering how lost everyone else must be 'cause they never joined us at the On on.

Excellent, run, piss, food and hospitality Moose.....undoubtedly to be the Run Of The Year.

On and on and on

LADA
 

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Old Scrotes living it up at the 444

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• A man rushed into the doctor's office & shouted,"Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!" The doctor calmly responded,"Now settle down. You'll just have to be a little patient."
• Leif, A famous Viking explorer, returned home from a voyage & found his name missing from the town register. His wife insisted on complaining to the local civic official who apologised profusely saying, "I must have taken Leif off my census."
• A woman has twins & gives them up for adoption, One of them goes to a family in Egypt & is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain & they name him "Juan." Years later Juan sends a picture of him self to his Mom Upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds,"But they are twins- if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal."

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Lada

Cowley Street
Waterview

Monday 8/11/99
6.15pm

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