Torn ACL Fantasy Football League

Year established: 1999

Current Owner: Bill McNally

Overall record: 32-20-0

Playoff record: 1-2

Toilet Bowl record: 1-3 (1999 Toilet Bowl champions)

First round picks: 1999 - Tim Couch, 2000- out of league, 2001 - Peyton Manning, 2002 - traded out of first round, 2003 - Priest Holmes.

Bill McNally took over a team in 1999, and finally took the Torn ACL League overseas. Unfortunately it was to the land of really bizarre and torturous punishment. The Singapore Whipping Canes made Tim Couch their first player at number ten, and he made sure not to spray paint any cars. Couch was a so-so pick, and the Canes had a so-so regular season. The point totals were not overly staggering in the beginning, and a 3-3 record was good enough for third, but the team dropped out of the playoff race at 6-7 in the final week. It's not fun to go to the toilet in your first year, but it was made worse when Anchorage dropped a 98 point loss on China in the first round. So Bill met fellow newcomer Kyle in the Blue Bowl final, and wouldn't you know he lost that too. So much for that Oriental experiment.

A year away was too long for Bill McNally, who couldn't wait to get back to whupping young vandals in the butt cheeks. His patience was rewarded with the number two pick, which he used to take Peyton Manning. Manning posted a record quarterback performance in week 2 by amassing 72 points. It was a tough ride in the West all season with everybody bunched up, but the Canes were atop the conference at 6-3 until a four game skid cost them not only the top seed, but a playoff appearance as well. So Singapore took their self-caned bottoms to the relaxing toilet, where they lost to Dallas to advance to the final. But McNally, pulling out the biggest, thickest, most hurtinist stick of bamboo he could find, avoided final humiliation by thumping Thunder Bay by forty.