Vinnie: It's time for the hell in a cell match. This is sure to be an epic match.

Spades: You're telling me. But what's going to be really epic is the radical ride...to hell!

Tommy: How can you be so sure of Matt Helmsley giving Dorito a radical ride from the top of the hell in a cell?

Spades: Cause Matt told me so. And what Matt says, goes. Oh how I feel so sorry for the spanish announcers.

Tommy: You actually feel sorry for once?

Spades: Yep, cause their table is the gateway to hell. I mean look at it; everyone ALWAYS goes through the spanish announcers' table, and usually leave us alone.

The cell stops on the ground and the arena darkens. Orange lights begin to flash around and light up the arena as Dorito's video plays on the Jumbotron. The fans cheer as the "Triangle Breaker" Dorito walks out from the entrance way and heads toward the ring, slapping hands with fans.

Vinnie: I hope Dorito can pull this out. He simply has to.

Spades: Why hope for something that won't happen? Helmsley is the Game, and Dorito is still playing with triangles.

Tommy: Alicia is also supposed to reveal some evidence that Dorito cannot deny their relation. I wonder what she has in store.

Dorito reaches ringside and looks up at the top of the cell, takes a deep breath, then walks through the door of the cell. Dorito grabs the middle rope and climbs onto the ring apron. Dorito steps between the ropes and enters the ring as "Hit the Ground" by Six Gig starts to play. Green lights strobe the darkened arena as Matt Helmsley, wearing black adidas striped pants and a "Hit the Ground" t-shirt, walks out with Alicia, arm in arm. Alicia smiles as she holds her hand up for everyone to look at her ring as Matt Helmsley smiles at her.

Tommy: I can't believe this. Matt Helmsley and Alicia engaged? Dorito and Sonic have to be furious about this.

Spades: What's so bad? So an actually good wrestler joins the family, so what? I think Dorito and Sonic should be proud that their oldest sister is getting married to someone as great as the "Radical" Matt Helmsley.

Vinnie: You're ridiculous King.

Helmsley and Alicia stop in front of the cell and start to kiss. Dorito gets fed up as he climbs out of the ring and exits the cell. Dorito grabs Helmsley from behind and turns him around, breaking Matt and Alicia's liplock, and starts pummeling him across the face. Helmsley staggers back and Dorito keeps bringing it to the fans' delight. Dorito pauses and stretches his hand, spits in it, then tries blasting Matt in the face one more time, but Helmsley ducks. Both men turn around and Helmsley spits in Dorito's face. Dorito wipes it away as Matt smiles at him. Dorito flicks it back at Helmsley and Matt grabs Dorito's hand and tries whipping him into the guardrail, but Dorito counters and whips Matt into them. Helmsley hits hard and Dorito runs at them and kicks him in the stomach. Dorito holds onto the guardrail as he stomps away at Helmsley's stomach. Helmsley slowly drops to a sitted position on the ground. Alicia grabs Dorito from behind and scrapes his eyes. Dorito drops to his knees, clutching his eyes, as Alicia helps her fiancee up.

Vinnie: Cheap attack from Alicia.

Helmsley grabs Dorito's head and starts wailing away above Dorito's left eyebrow. Dorito begins bleeding a little bit from the eyebrow as Helmsley really goes into overtime on his eye. Helmsley stops as a ring of blood surrounds Dorito's left eye. Helmsley pulls Dorito to his feet and pulls him toward the guardrail and tries slamming his head against it, but Dorito gets a foot up. Dorito grabs Helmsley's head and slams his head against the guardrail. Helmsley reels and Dorito grabs him from behind and leads him toward the cell. Dorito and Helmsley walk through the door, and Dorito rolls Helmsley into the ring. The ref steps inside and chains & padlocks the door. The ref calls for the bell while sliding into the ring as Dorito and Helmsley get to their feet in the ring and slug away at each other. Dorito and Helmsley go fist for fist, and Matt finally breaks the trend by kneeing Dorito in the chest. Dorito bends over and Matt drops him with a DDT. Helmsley floats over and hooks a leg and Dorito kicks out before there's even a chance of a count. Both men get back to their feet and Matt grabs Dorito's hand and backs him into the ropes while getting a few shots in to Dorito's bloody eye with his other hand. Helmsley pulls him off the ropes for an irish whip, but Dorito counters and sends Matt running across the ring. Helmsley hits the ropes and comes back and hops over Dorito who has dropped to the mat. Helmsley hits the ropes and bounces off as Dorito gets back to his feet. Dorito lays in a dropkick to Matt's face, dropping the Radical to the mat on his back. Helmsley turns to his side and checks his lip as Dorito gets to his feet. Dorito stomps on the back of Helmsley's neck, and Matt shakes it off. Dorito grabs Matt's hand and assists him to his feet and gets a few forearm shots in as he backs Matt into the ropes. Dorito pulls him off the ropes to whip him, but Dorito hangs onto Matt's hand and turns him back around. Dorito knees him in the chest, then hooks his leg and falls back with a russian legsweep. Both men get back to their feet and Dorito grabs Matt's hand and whips him into the top left corner of the ring. Helmsley hits the turnbuckles, and Dorito charges at him, but Helmsley gets a foot up into Dorito's face. Dorito spins around and drops to a knee as Helmsley climbs onto the second turnbuckle. Matt jumps off, grabbing the back of Dorito's head in flight, and bulldogs him to the mat. Dorito rolls onto his back and he covers his face in agony as Matt gets back to his feet and stomps down on Dorito's chest a few times. Helmsley reaches down and grabs Dorito by the hair and pulls him to his feet. Helmsley slings Dorito's arm over his shoulder, grabs his tights, and hits a high vertical suplex. Dorito sits up after impact and grabs his back. Helmsley gets back to his feet and walks over to Dorito and starts stomping away at Dorito's chest. Dorito bounces closer to the ropes and Helmsley slides to the outside of the ring. Matt reaches back in and grabs Dorito by the hair and pulls his head over the ring apron. Dorito's head hangs over the edge of the ring apron as Helmsley climbs up onto the ring apron. Matt turns toward Dorito and takes a few steps forward and drops an elbow to Dorito's head. Dorito's body flops around like a fish out of water from the elbow. Helmsley pulls Dorito out of the ring and stands him up, and directs him toward the ringpost. Helmsley whips Dorito into it and Dorito hits it full on and he falls onto his back and spins around. Helmsley grabs the side curtain and throws it up onto the ring apron, and he goes under the ring. Matt grabs a trash can and throws it into the ring. Helmsley grabs the curtain and throws it back down and walks over to Dorito. Matt grabs Dorito by the hair and pulls him to his feet and rolls him into the ring, and slides in behind him. Helmsley picks up the metal trash can and walks into the top right corner of the ring. Helmsley turns the can horizontal and sticks it between the middle and top turnbuckle as Dorito climbs to his feet. Dorito grabs Helmsley from behind and hits a reverse rollup and the ref counts, 0..1...2..Helmsley thrusts Dorito off of him, and Dorito charges the few feet and the top of his head slams into the trash can. Dorito backs off dazed and Helmsley sticks his arm between Dorito's legs and school boy's him for a count, 0...1....2.....kickout. Helmsley immediately complains of a slow count to the referee. Matt barks at the ref, backing him up into the corner as Dorito gets to a knee. Helmsley turns back and walks over to Dorito. Helmsley goes to grab Dorito's hair when Dorito starts unloading fists of fury to Matt's face. Helmsley stands fully up as Dorito climbs to his feet, continuing to smack Matt to the roar of the crowd. Dorito extends his right hand, spits in it, and goes for one final blow but Matt ducks it. They go back to back and Matt reaches his arms back and wraps them around Dorito's head and drops him with a neckbreaker to settle the crowd down. Helmsley gets back to his feet and looks out at the camera and crowd and crotch chops them. The fans boo as Matt snickers while Dorito sits up. Helmsley turns back to Dorito and walks over to him and grabs him by the hair, but Dorito swings his arm up and low blows Matt. Matt clinches his legs together, shutting his eyes, and screams in terror with his mouth wide open as he holds his crotch. Dorito extends a leg while he's low to the ground, standing on his left foot, and hits a low sweeping back kick to trip Matt up. Helmsley falls on his back, and he balls himself up as he clutches his groin in horrible agony. Dorito walks over into the corner and grabs the trash can and pulls it out from the corner. Dorito walks back to Matt and sets it down on his chest, then walks back toward the corner and climbs the turnbuckles. Dorito looks out into the crowd, then jumps back with a moonsault onto the metal trash can on top of Matt Helmsley. Fans go nuts as Dorito falls off of the flattened trash can and Helmsley and clutches his chest. Matt pushes the can off of him and clutches his as well, both men rolling around in pain.

Vinnie: That just took a major toll on both of these men.

Tommy: This is a career shortening match, and one can only speculate how much this will impact their rising careers.

Spades: For one thing, idiot, Dorito's career is going to be ended!

Dorito rolls over to Helmsley and throws an arm across and the ref drops to make the count, 0..1...2....shoulder-up. Both men slowly climb back to their feet and Dorito grabs Helmsley's hand and tries whipping him, but Matt reverses to send Dorito into the ropes. Dorito hits the ropes and bounces off and ducks under Helmsley's clothesline attempt and runs into the ropes. Dorito hits the ropes and bounces off as Helmsley drops low to the mat. Dorito hops over Helmsley and runs into the ropes. Dorito bounces off the ropes as Matt gets back to his feet. Dorito jumps and hits a spinning heel kick and takes Helmsley down. Both men get back to their feet and Helmsley charges at Dorito, and he takes the Radical over with a hiptoss. Helmsley lands near the top left corner and he slowly climbs back to his feet, but Dorito stomps on his shoulder and upper back.

Vinnie: Decent match thus far.

Tommy: Dorito finally mounting a comeback.

Dorito slides to the outside of the ring, then reaches back in and grabs Matt's feet. Dorito pulls them into the corner and wraps them around the ringpost, and applies a figure four leglock on the ringpost. Matt reels in agony as Dorito jerks on Helmsley's legs.

Tommy: Figure four leglock around the ringpost, haven't seen that for awhile.

Spades: That summa-bitch is cheatin'!

Vinnie: Everything is legal in this match. Their streetfight at Christmas Concussion had no official winner, even though Helmsley certainly looked the victor.

Tommy: And in this match they have to pin the other inside the ring. We'll clearly find out who is the best.

Dorito breaks the hold, and Helmsley crawls backwards. Dorito walks along the side of the ring, and bends down and grabs the side curtain. Dorito tosses it up and crawls underneath the ring.

Spades: What on earth is pipsqueak going after now?

Tommy: Could be anything.

Dorito backs out, pulling a ladder out with him. Dorito tosses the ladder over the top rope, and it lands slanted on the top rope and leaning in the ring as Matt Helmsley climbs to his feet. Helmsley runs at the ladder and runs up the rails as Dorito slides the apron curtain back down. Helmsley gets near the top rope and he jumps down at Dorito, and pancakes him with a flying cross-body. Helmsley bounces off of Dorito to roll past him, but hits the cell wall and stops on Dorito's chest.

Spades: Count you stupid ref!

Tommy: He can only count pinfalls inside the ring.

Matt climbs off of Dorito, and gets to his feet in front of the door of the cell. Alicia stands in front of him on the otherside of the chained and padlocked door, and Matt smiles at her. They lean in and kiss through the mesh holes of the cell as Dorito gets to his feet. Helmsley and Alicia part and they smile at each other as Dorito shoves the back of Helmsley's head into the cell wall, which in turn has Matt give Alicia a headbutt. Alicia stumbles to the ground and holds her head in pain as Matt reels around holding his forehead. Dorito grabs Matt by the back of the head and takes a step forward with him and slams his head against the ring apron. Dorito holds on and pulls Matt off, turns around, and throws him face first against the cell. Dorito holds on as Matt bounces off and spins him around and slams his head against the ring apron again. Dorito hangs on and spins Matt around again and throws him into the mesh wall again. Dorito uses both his hands to grab Helmsley's hair on the back of his head. Dorito pushes Matt's face against the mesh and walks along the cell wall, scraping Matt's face against the steel. They reach the bottom left corner of the cell and they turn the corner and Dorito continues scraping Matt's face against the cell as they walk along the side of the ring.

Spades: Dorito is using the cell wall to rip and tear at Helmsley's pretty and very marketable face!

Tommy: What are you going to do about it?

Spades: Uhhh, ummm...call the cops! PIGS! We need pigs! Here piggy, piggy, piggy.

Dorito reaches the bottom right corner of the cell and turns the corner and continues dragging Matt's face across the steel. Matt's face is bleeding, with blood staining the path of his forehead.

Vinnie: Yeah, I really think they'd come to help you if you called them pig.

Spades: It should...that's what they are. Stupid pigs giving me tickets.

Tommy: This is hell in a cell King. Anything goes. If Dorito had an axe, he could use it.

Dorito turns the corner with Matt, and continues his path of carnage.

Spades: An axe? Are you crazy? This is supposed to be a wrestling show, not some deathmatch show!

Vinnie: Well while you two bicker, Dorito has been dragging Helmsley's flesh across this steel mesh fence. It rips, it tears, it shreds, it causes devastation, and will leave scars for life.

Dorito reaches the top left corner of the cell and turns with Matt. Dorito goes "around the world" with Matt's face on the mesh and comes up to the starting spot. Dorito makes two full circles at the spot with Matt's face, then pulls Matt back, then turns around and slams Matt's bloody face against the ring apron. Helmsley slumps against the ring apron, and Dorito grabs him and rolls him into the ring. Dorito slides in behind him, and hooks Matt's leg for a count, 0..1....2...kickout. Dorito gets to his feet and pulls the end of the ladder off the top rope and sets it on the middle rope at a slant. Dorito then applies a waistlock onto Helmsley as he lays on the ground, and pulls him to his feet at the end of the ladder resting on the mat, and attempts a german suplex, but Helmsley counters it with a rolling cradle for a pin, but Dorito rolls out of it and grabs Helmsley's feet and flips over for a bridging double leg pickup rollup. The ref counts, 0..1...2..Helmsley breaks it by kicking out of Dorito's pin and wrapping his arms around Dorito's chest and lifts his shoulders off the mat. They elevate themselves to a standing position and Helmsley lets go of Dorito's chest and grabs him by the hands and turns him into an Impaler setup position. Helmsley goes to drop, but Dorito counters by backdropping Helmsley over his head, dropping Helmsley on his neck with a bridge, a Spinning Kudo Driver. The ref drops to make the count, 0...1....2....kickout.

Vinnie: Did you see that? Dorito could've snapped Helmsley's neck!

Tommy: They're pulling out all of the stops in order to beat the other.

Both men climb back to their feet, and Dorito goes to lockup but Matt kicks him in the stomach. Dorito bends over and Helmsley grabs Dorito's head and sticks it between his legs. Helmsley hooks both of Dorito's arms and drives his face into the mat with a Radical Ride. Helmsley turns Dorito's body over onto his back and Matt gets back to his feet and looks down at Dorito and crotch chops him. Helmsley puts his foot onto Dorito's chest and the ref drops to make the count as Helmsley looks up, 0..1....2....Helmsley steps off of Dorito just in time to break the count. Matt turns around while looking up, then quickly lowers his eyes onto the announcers' table.

Spades: AH! He's looking at us!

Tommy: Matt just broke his own pinfall. Oh no...oh no. He can't be thinking...

Vinnie: He is!

Spades: Matt said he was gonna do it, and he won't be happy until he does it! A radical ride from the top of the cell! AH!

Helmsley snickers as he reaches down to pull Dorito to his feet. Dorito suddenly small packages Helmsley and the ref counts, 0...1...2..kickout. Both men get back to their feet and Matt slugs away at Dorito's face. Matt gets a few shots in, and Dorito eventually starts a defense as he blocks a couple of Matt's shots and gets his own in. Dorito takes back and throws some serious fists to Matt's face. Helmsley reels back, and stumbles back and trips on the ladder, falling onto it. Dorito grabs the top rope and starts stomping away at Matt's chest repeatedly. Helmsley's body bounces repeatedly on the ladder. Dorito stops and grabs Matt by the hair and pulls him off the ladder, turns him around and throws him between the middle and top rope to the outside of the ring. Dorito grabs the ladder and picks it up and drags it over into the bottom left corner and begins to climb the turnbuckles with it. Dorito stands on the top rope and stands the ladder up vertically on the ring apron right in front of him. Dorito looks down at Matt who begins to get back to his feet and stands up at ringside to look up at Dorito. Dorito sunset flips over the ladder, grabbing it on his way down to the mat, and throws it at Matt. The ladder drills Helmsley to the mat, the end jabbing into his chest, then the ladder bouncing off his chest and flips in the air and crashes to the ground in the corner behind Helmsley.

Tommy: Amazing! Have you ever seen anything like that in your life Vinnie?

Vinnie: Someone giving a ladder a sunset flip onto someone? Never.

Spades: That pervert could've collapsed in Helmsley's lungs! How dare he!

Tommy: All apart of the match.

Dorito holds his butt in pain as he slowly climbs to his feet while Helmsley continues to roll around on the mat clutching his chest. Dorito walks past Helmsley and walks over to the ladder. Dorito grabs it and picks it up, then turns around and sets it down on the steel steps horizontally.

Spades: What is he doing?

Vinnie: Beats me.

Dorito then tilts it at an angle, the end touching the ground closest to Helmsley. Dorito walks over to Helmsley and reaches down and grabs him by the hair and pulls him to his feet. Dorito takes a few steps with Matt and lays him down on his back on the slanted ladder. Dorito then climbs onto the ring apron, then climbs up the turnbuckles as the fans start cheering him on. Dorito climbs onto the top turnbuckle, and looks down, then looks back up and looks out at the cheering crowd.

Vinnie: No! Don't do it Dorito! It's not worth it!

Dorito throws his hands into the air and breaks down the triangle, then looks down. Dorito jumps off and senton bombs onto the other side of the ladder in the air. Dorito's weight turns the ladder into a teeter-totter, and Helmsley springs into the air and immediately slams into the cell wall. Matt collapses to the mats holding his chest as Dorito rolls off the part of the ladder he landed on and clutches his back. Dorito screams in pain as a "Holy Shit!" chant starts.

Vinnie: Oh mama! Well that's it, they're dead. Get the bodybags out.

Tommy: Now they are definitely going all out. Risking life and limb, all in the name of beating the other.

Spades: The ref should just call the match, and declare Matt the winner.

Vinnie: Matt? Dorito's putting everything he has into this match.

Spades: Helmsley hit the Radical Ride and could've ended the match with ease, but he has too much dignity to say something and not do it. I guarantee you, and I'll bet you, that Matt gives Dorito a Radical Ride to hell from the top of the cell and travel all the way down here.

Tommy: Fine, I'll take...

Vinnie: Don't! Remember the last time you two bet? Spades knew it all along.

Spades: Oh yeah, and Helmsley won the Crisis Bowl. And I remember you saying you'd get me nude pictures of Mercury. And you never got them! Now where are they?!

Tommy: Ohhhhh yeah. I got those pics for you, sent them through the mail.

Spades: I never got them.

Tommy: I guess it got lost in the mail then.

Spades: DAMMIT! I could've made millions!

Tommy: Why didn't you take pictures when you and Mercury had sex?

Spades: What? I never had...Oh yeah, now I remember. Now I wish I only brought a camera along.

Tommy: You're not serious are you?

Vinnie: He IS the leading vote getter so far in the poll on the NCW.com webpage.

Tommy: You mean the one where fans can vote on who they think is the father of Mercury's twins?

Spades: Yep. I guess everyone knows just how powerful my seeds are. Not like DarkWynd and Avenging Angel and the million other guys she's had sex with. She got pregnant with MY child!

Vinnie: Sure Spades, sure.

Dorito and Helmsley slowly climb back to their feet, and stagger around. Helmsley walks over to the steel steps and grabs the ladder as Dorito leans against the cell wall. Helmsley rams the end of the ladder into Dorito's stomach, and Dorito bends over clutching his gut. Helmsley drops the ladder on the ground, under Dorito's face, then puts his leg over the back of Dorito's neck and jumps into the air a little bit. Helmsley drills Dorito's face into the ladder with a BreakDown. Dorito grabs his face in pain as Helmsley rubs his butt after landing on the ladder as well in a seated position. Helmsley climbs back up to his feet and walks over to the door, his entire face and hair dripping in his own blood. Helmsley starts kicking the door in, trying to break it.

Spades: Damn the referee and this chained and padlocked door.

Matt stops and calls Alicia over. She walks up to the closed door and the camera man gets up close to pick up the conversation.

Helmsley: Honey, go to the back and get a saw or some wire cutters. Then come back here and...

Alicia: Why not get the key?

Helmsley: You're brilliant. I'm glad I found you.

Alicia: So am I.

Alicia blows Helmsley a kiss, and he catches it and spins around for a 360, and sticks the kiss on his lips. Matt turns toward the ring and looks dead straight at the referee and snears. The ref looks right back at him and Helmsley grabs the second rope and pulls himself onto the ring apron. Helmsley steps between the middle and top rope and walks across the ring right at the referee. The ref suddenly begins to cower and he dives out between the ropes to ringside, and Helmsley follows him out. The ref starts running from Matt, and Helmsley chases after him.

Vinnie: I think the ref knows what Helmsley has in mind for him.

Spades: He better throw him the keys!

The ref turns the corner and hops over Dorito and the ladder, and Helmsley comes up to turn the corner when Dorito jumps out of nowhere and clotheslines Helmsley to the mat beside the ladder and steps. Dorito pulls off the top half of the step and raises it above his head as Helmsley gets back to his feet. Dorito throws the steps at Helmsley, and Matt ducks away. The steps hit the cell wall and bounce off, but not before pulling a part of the cell off in the bottom corner of the cell. Helmsley comes up to the back and side of Dorito and hooks their legs, then drops Dorito with a Game Over onto the steel steps in the corner. Dorito rolls away holding his face as Matt stands back up and picks the steps up over his head when he notices the tear in the cell. Helmsley throws the steps at it again and it tears even further away, but not much. Matt moves the steps aside after it crashes to the ground and bounces around. Helmsley kicks away at the opening from the ground, and grabs it tries lifting it up to tear if off. Matt doesn't do much to it after a minute, then takes a few steps back and steps onto the ladder and nearly trips. Helmsley looks down and hops off the ladder, then picks it up in the middle, and charges at the cell. The top of the ladder acts as a battering ram and Helmsley thrusts into the wall a few times and it begins to open up. Dorito climbs back to his feet as Helmsley throws down the ladder and pulls the edge of the mesh fence up and walks out.

Spades: He's out! Helmsley's out of the hell in a cell!

Vinnie: This can't mean good. The door was chained and padlocked so they couldn't escape the cell, and Matt has just torn a hole through the cell.

Tommy: Kinda like digging a hole to escape from prison.

Helmsley crotch chops the crowd as Dorito picks the ladder up. Helmsley turns around and Dorito charges at him with the ladder. Matt jumps back onto the security railing as Dorito uses the ladder as a battering ram out of the cell. The head of the ladder slams into the security railing and Helmsley falls backward into the crowd. Dorito walks out of the cell, then sets the ladder up vertically, putting the feet of the ladder on the ground against the security railing and leans the the head of it against the cell.

Spades: There's like a two or three foot gap between the cell and the guardrailing. What does he think he's doing pretty much standing the ladder up at a slight angle?

Dorito puts a foot on both sides of the ladder by the guardrail and reaches down over the security railing. Dorito grabs Helmsley by the feet, and sets Helmsley up on his head on the ground. Dorito falls back, pulling Helmsley over the security railing, and catapults Helmsley onto the ladder. Matt lands at the top of the ladder leaning against the cell, and Dorito stands up, turns around, and begins to climb up the ladder.

Tommy: A catapult from the crowd to the top of the ladder leaning against the hell in a cell. Magnificent!

Dorito climbs up the ladder and gets beside Helmsley, and grabs him by the back of the head and slams it against the the top of the ladder and against the cell a few times. Dorito grabs Helmsley's arm and slings it over his shoulder, and grabs the back of Matt's leg. Dorito lifts Helmsley up and comes off the ladder and hits a super fisherman buster onto the mats at ringside in the small gap between the guardrail and hell in a cell. Fans gasp upon impact and Dorito immediately breaks the pinning combo and both men roll over and clutch their backs in pain as a "N-C-W!" chant starts.

Vinnie: Fisherman's Suplex from the top of the ladder down to the ground! I haven't seen a Fisherman's Suplex from that high up since december!

Tommy: This is darn right scary what these two guys are doing. They've definitely taken years off of their careers just in their streetfight and this hell in a cell match alone.

Spades: Why did Dorito ever pull out the ladder? Why is the ladder under the ring?

Vinnie: Cause it's a weapon.

Spades: Weapon? A ladder is supposed to be used to climb up the side of a house or climb a tree, not throw people off it! What if I was jogging along a sidewalk and there's a guy on top of a ladder painting his house? Should I just run over toward it, climb up the ladder, and throw him off? Then start hitting him with it? No. A ladder is not a weapon.

Tommy: Everything at ringside is a weapon.

Spades: Everything? You're at ringside!

Tommy: Yeah, I guess that makes my hands lethal weapons. Stay away King, I'll chop ya!

Vinnie: Hehe. I'm dangerous.

Spades: You? Dangerous? I'll show you dangerous...

Spades grabs Vinnie and places him in a headlock. Spades balls of his fist and starts giving Vinnie a noogie.

Vinnie: AHHH! Quit it!

Spades: Make me.

Tommy: Leave him alone King.

Spades: You want some of this?

Spades waves his fist at Tommy.

Tommy: No thanks, I'm trying to work by commentating this match. So just leave Vincent alone and do your job. You get paid to talk, not dish out noogies.

Spades lets go of Vinnie as Dorito slowly begins to climb to his feet. Dorito walks over to the ladder, and pulls it down. Dorito slips his arm through the slot at the top of the ladder, and begins climbing up the cell wall with the ladder.

Spades: Now where does this goof think he's going? Tommy: Looks like he's going up the hell in a cell, with the ladder. This can't mean anything good.

Spades: Sure it does, it'll just give Helmsley another eight feet in height to drill Dorito into the mats with a radical ride to, and through, hell.

Helmsley slowly sits up, holding his back, and turns to his side. Helmsley turns to his hands and knees and grabs the cell wall. Matt begins pulling himself up slowly, and stands up. Helmsley starts scaling up the cell as well while the fans tilt their heads up.

Vinnie: I can't even think about what Dorito has in mind for that ladder. I've seen a few hell in a cell matches, but have never seen one with a ladder on top.

Tommy: That's cause it's too dangerous. A hell in a cell match is evil enough, and a ladder match is devastating. Add them together, and you have an extremely unstable match.

Spades: It's hard enough to be on the top. It feels like you're walking on air, cause the ground will sink in a little bit on you.

Vinnie: Throw someone from ten feet in the air above that, and I don't want to even think about the possibilities on what could go wrong.

Dorito climbs onto the top of the cell and pulls the ladder onto the top. Dorito climbs to his feet and carries the ladder over a few feet closer to the center of the cell, then stands it up to set up the ladder. Matt Helmsley climbs onto the roof of the cell, and slowly gets to his feet, trying to keep his balance. Helmsley walks over to Dorito, who turns around after getting the ladder stood up, and kicks him in the mid-section. Dorito bends over and Helmsley grabs an arm and slings it over his shoulder. Matt grabs Dorito's tights, getting a good hold of it, and hits a snap suplex on the top of the cell. Dorito's body bounces after impact and comes to rest. Matt climbs back to his feet and looks up at the ladder. Helmsley begins scaling up the ladder, slowly climbing rung after rung, as Dorito sits up. Dorito pushes himself to his feet and walks over to the ladder and starts climbing up the other side of the ladder from Matt. They meet at the top and start exchanging blows. Dorito takes the upperhand and Helmsley's hair flops around from each shot to the face. Helmsley lets go of the top of the ladder with one hand and turns to the side with one foot and one hand on the ladder, his other limbs hanging off. Dorito climbs up another rung to stand at the top of the ladder, and he jumps down onto Helmsley's shoulders and takes him down with a hurricanrana! Both men fall and crash against the steel mesh on the top of the cell, and their bodies bounce a few times, as the ladder tips over in the other direction. The ladder comes to rest on the center elevated bar-point of the cell, and becomes a teeter totter again as fans chant "Holy Shit! Holy shit!" from the hurricanrana from the top of the ladder.

Vinnie: Hurricanrana from the top of the ladder, 25 feet in the air!

Spades: I can't believe the top of the cell didn't give way. Must've gotten some extra strength glue. Hitman's finally coughing up the big bucks.

Tommy: Glue?

Dorito begins to roll around and gets to his hands and knees. Dorito crawls over to the ladder, and uses it to slowly climb to his feet. Dorito has a bit of his hair going into his mouth as he looks around the arena at the crowd. Dorito drops to one knee, but stands right back up. Dorito grabs the ladder, picking it up in the middle, as Matt Helmsley gets to his hands and knees. Dorito walks over to Helmsley, carrying the ladder, and slams it down across Matt's back. Helmsley collapses to his chest, and Dorito raises the ladder over his head. Dorito throws the ladder down onto Helmsley's back, and it bounces off of him. Matt clutches his back in pain as Dorito stumbles back, then steps back and stomps on the back of Helmsley's neck. Dorito grabs the ladder and stands it up, and spreads it apart to set it up a few feet from Matt. Dorito turns around and slowly bends down and grabs Helmsley by the hair. He pulls him to his feet, but Matt suddenly kicks him in the groin and Dorito lets go of Matt's hair and bends over. Helmsley grabs Dorito by the hair and leads him over to the ladder, and hits Dorito's head on the adjusting metal bars, then ducks him under it and sticks him between the two sides of the standing ladder. Helmsley closes the ladder with Dorito stuck between, Dorito's chest and back both against a side. Helmsley pulls Dorito's arms out through a gap in the railing of the ladder, somewhat allowing the ladder to apply a full nelson on it's own.

Tommy: What is Helmsley doing?

Spades: For one thing, he just turned Dorito into a sandwich, and he's the meat!

Helmsley stands beside Dorito, then drops him with a Radical Plunge, the ladder sandwiching him in the process. The ladder bounces on the cell with Dorito not being able to do a thing.

Vinnie: I've never seen anything like that in my life.

Helmsley gets back to his feet, and starts stomping away on the ladder, scrunching Dorito. Helmsley stops and pulls the ladder apart while slipping Dorito's arms back through the gap. Helmsley pulls the part that was against the back of Dorito up, then slams it back down onto Dorito's back. Helmsley stomps on it it a few more times, then grabs the part by Dorito's feet. Helmsley takes his time on getting a good handle of the sides of the end, and tips it up. Dorito lays at an incline, his feet up in the air, as Helmsley uses his shoulders as well while pressing his chest against it. Matt falls back and catapults the ladder with Dorito over his shoulder. The ladder smacks against the top of the cell, and bounces around a bit with Dorito screaming in agonizing pain.

Vinnie: Oh the humanity! Matt Helmsley just suplexed the ladder with Dorito stuck in the middle!

Spades: Heh-ha! Helmsley is simply breaking down the triangle breaker. Which I guess makes "the Radical", the "Radical Triangle Breaker"! HA! I crack me up.

Matt climbs back to his feet and pulls the ladder apart. Helmsley kicks Dorito out from between the ladder, and Dorito lays motionless on the top of the cell. Helmsley folds up the ladder, then walks over to Dorito and grabs him by the hair and pulls him to his feet. Helmsley leads Dorito over to the ladder, and Matt stands at the head of it with Dorito standing over the body of the ladder. Helmsley leans Dorito over and sticks his head between his legs.

Tommy: A radical ride on the ladder!

Helmsley hooks both of Dorito's arms, then suddenly lets go as Dorito backdrops Matt over his head and onto the ladder. Matt's back crashes against the ladder, and he sits up clutching his back, his eyes closed, and mouth wide open showing his agony. Dorito collapses to his knees in pain with Helmsley falling back.

Vinnie: Isn't any other way to counter the radical ride.

Spades: Damn that little triangle. Hey Vinnie, what is a triangle?

Vinnie: It's the simplest shape in geometry...

Spades: I know what a triangle is. What I mean is what does Dorito mean when he says "break the triangle down"?

Vinnie: I don't have a clue.

Spades: Maybe it's the new hip way to say square. Cause people like Vinnie was back in the 60's calling people "squares", and today it's "triangle".

Tommy: Could be.

Dorito gets back to his feet and takes a few steps forward, then turns around to look back at Helmsley. Dorito walks over to Matt and stands by his head and looks down. Dorito suddenly looks ahead as he kicks Helmsley in the arm. Dorito makes a motion to pull off his elbow pad, then throws it out into the crowd. Dorito turns to his right and runs for the edge of the cell, and stops a few feet short and suddenly switches directions to run the other way, as if bouncing off the ropes.

Spades: Jump! Jump damn you!

Tommy: What on earth is he doing?

Dorito runs back and hops over Helmsley, and runs the length of the cell. Dorito stops a few feet short of the edge once again and turns around as if bouncing off the ropes. Dorito runs back toward Matt and stops beside Matt's chest and starts swinging around his elbow, then breaks into doing waves with his arms, then starts doing the funky chicken.

Spades: AH! That's how Vinnie dances!

Dorito stops, crotch chops Helmsley, then drops an elbow onto Helmsley's chest, but Matt rolls off the other side of the ladder. Dorito's elbow connects with nothing but steel, and he rolls around on the mesh fence clutching his elbow, whimpering in suffer.

Vinnie: We should be used to seeing new things all the time already in NCW, but that was completely insane. What if he would've tripped while by the edge?

Spades: He would fall off and go boom.

Tommy: Boom? As in splat? What then? Would mommy come out and kiss his boo-boo?

Spades: Shutup Thomas.

Helmsley climbs to his hands and knees, and sluggishly gets to his feet. Helmsley grabs the ladder and stands it up, spreading the two halves apart to set it up near the middle of the top of the cell. Helmsley begins to slowly drag himself up one side of the ladder as Dorito turns his body to face the ladder, and crawls toward the other side of the ladder. Dorito begins to drag himself up the ladder as Helmsley fights to climb.

Vinnie: Now what do these two have in mind?

Spades: Radical Ride!

Tommy: He'd never be able to reach the edge of the cell, even on the top of a ladder.

Helmsley reaches the top and looks down at the other side as the top of Dorito's head reaches the top level of the ladder. Helmsley punches Dorito in the top of the head to little affect. Dorito takes another step up and Helmsley blasts him in the face with a right hand. Matt smacks Dorito in the face again as Dorito climbs up another rung on the ladder to get even in height as Helmsley. Matt goes for a right hook, but Dorito blocks it and hits a murderous right hand that sends Helmsley reeling. Helmsley regains his balance and goes for another shot, but Dorito blocks it again and blasts Helmsley in the jaw. Matt's head jerks and he loses his foothold with one foot swaying in the air, but regains it. Dorito goes for another punch, but Matt ducks it and swings his arm across Dorito's chest and Dorito's punching arm goes over Helmsley's shoulder.

Tommy: Degenerate Driver from the top of the ladder!

Dorito elbows Matt in the back of the head a few times, and Helmsley breaks the setup. Dorito grabs Matt's arm and throws it over his shoulder, then lifts Matt up for a vertical suplex, but Dorito releases Matt as he takes him over the ladder. Dorito stays on the ladder as Helmsley crashes onto the large tile of mesh fence behind Dorito, and it suddenly gives way, and Helmsley crashes down onto the ring mat. The tile of the ceiling swings down, with one side still holding on, and it hits the top and middle rope and bounces off it a few times before coming to a resting position as Matt's body bounces a time or two upon impact of the ring mat, then comes to a rest as a "Holy Shit! Holy Shit!" chant starts all across the crowd.

Vinnie: OHHHH MYYYY GAAAAAAAAAWWWWDD!!!!!!!!!

Spades: HOLY SHIIIIIT!!!!

Tommy: .....

Dorito gains his balance on the ladder and looks down to see a section of the ceiling gone and Matt laying in the ring. Dorito turns his body around, and takes another step up the ladder as the announcers can't believe what's going on. Dorito throws his arms into the air to form a triangle with his hands, and breaks the triangle down. Dorito then jumps as high into the air as he can, and comes down through the hole, and pancakes Matt Helmsley with a Triangle Splash from the top of the ladder on the top of the hell in a cell. The "Holy Shit!" chant continues on in the crowd as Dorito bounces about four feet into the air upon impact of Helmsley's body, and comes down to the side to a resting position beside Matt Helmsley.

Tommy: TRIANGLE SPLASH FROM THIRTY FEET UP!!! BOTH OUR COMPETITORS ARE DEAD!!!!

Vinnie: ......

Spades: WE'RE GONNA NEED AN AMBULANCE RIGHT AWAY!!!!

Tommy: Matt Helmsley could very well be dead. He fell from 25 feet in the air, crashing through the roof of the cell and landed on his back in the ring. Then Dortio jumped off the top of the ladder, possibly getting 30 feet in the air, and came down and squashed him.

Vinnie: Oh..my......GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWDDD!!!!!!!!!

Spades: We're gonna have to postpone the ambulance match and take their ambulance to haul both of these guys off.

The referee in the ring calls for help, and EMTs and paramedics with stretchers, along with a swarm of officials, rush out from the entrance way and head to the ring. The hell in a cell begins to rise off the ground and stops with it being elevated five feet in the air. The EMTs climbs into the ring and begin checking on the conditions of both men.

Tommy: There have wrestlers that have died from taking a simply back-bodydrop wrong. Imagine taking one from twenty-five feet up.

Spades: I don't think Dorito just hit a triangle splash. It was more like a super triangle splash.

Vinnie: Call up the newspapers and tell them to start writing their obituaries.

The paramedics decide to load Helmsley and Dorito onto stretcher boards, and they slide them to the edge of the ring. They slide Matt and Dorito off the board and onto their own stretcher, then begin to walk along the aisle way toward the entrance way.

Tommy: After all of this story, all this carnage, the fighting, the cheapshots, they've both gone over the edge and could be dead.

Alicia is crying as she walks with Helmsley's stretchered body. Fans look on along the sides of the guardrail. They get wheeled through the entrance way and disappear.

Vinnie: This has been a complete slaughter.

Spades: Dub the name Spring Slaughter.

Tommy: I'm being told we've got a camera man in the back running to follow Helmsley and Dorito.

The camera picks up with the camera man running toward the ambulance where Helmsley and Dorito are being loaded into. They shut the doors and slap the back as lights and sirens go off. The ambulance pulls away and the camera man just stands there watching with the officials and paramedics. The back doors suddenly swing open and one of the stretchers fly out from the back. The camera man runs toward it as Dorito jumps from the back of the ambulance. The ambulance turns a corner and heads out the parking garage as Dorito struggles to his feet. The camera man catches up to see Matt Helmsley, coughing up blood and his face and hair being nothing but blood, strapped into the stretcher which is still on it's wheels. Dorito walks over to Helmsley and grabs the end of the stretcher near Helmsley's head and begins to push it back from where they came from.

Tommy: They're coming back! Dorito threw Matt Helmsley out from the back of the ambulance and is bringing him back here!

Spades: Oh why must Dorito suddenly grow some balls and try to follow in his brother's footsteps? Maybe we'll get lucky and the ambulance will come back and hit Dorito like it did to his brother seven months ago.

Dorito wheels Matt past a few parked cars and goes through a doorway and wheels him down a corridor.

Vinnie: I can't believe this. Matt Helmsley is going to need stitches galore, and he has to have internal bleeding.

Dorito walks past some curtains and the camera cuts back to inside the arena.

Tommy: I think they're coming back out here.

Spades: Matt is strapped down to that stretcher! This is completely unfair.

Vinnie: How are they even walking?

Spades: Dorito's the one walking, Matt's strapped to that stretcher. And if Dorito was fighting fair, then Matt would be on his feet destroying him.

Dorito walks out through the entrance way pushing the stretcher, and Dorito wheels him toward the ring.

Tommy: This is utter carnage. Neither of these two men will be able to compete for weeks after tonight.

Vinnie: I know. This could very well be the last match of their careers for one, if not both, of these men.

Dorito gets near ringside and he stops. Dorito unstraps Helmsley, then charges with the stretcher toward the ring. Dorito stops a few feet short, the stretcher's wheels hitting the mat and the part Dorito was holding onto jumps into the air, springing Helmsley off the stretcher. Matt flies into the side of the ring as the cell begins to relower. Dorito pushes the stretcher away, then grabs the back of Helmsley's head and slams it against the ring apron. Helmsley slumps on the apron and Dorito rolls him into the ring. Dorito slides in behind him and rolls Helmsley onto his back and hooks a leg. The ref drops to make the count, 0....1.....2.....shoulder-up. Dorito gets to his knees and grabs Helmsley by the hair and pulls him to his feet. Dorito whips Helmsley into the ropes, and Matt bounces off and comes back. Dorito hops onto Matt's shoulders, with Helmsley stopping in the middle of the ring, but Helmsley counters by falling forward with a powerbomb. Helmsley collapses to one knee and rests beside Dorito who rolls onto his stomach holding his back.

Spades: Magnificent counter from Matt Helmsley. It takes more than just throwing him from twenty-five feet up and going to a dead stop, then having someone jump on you, to beat Alicia's fiancee, Matt Helmsley.

Matt fights to stand back up as he sees the part of the ceiling of the cell that gave way, hanging in front of his face. Helmsley takes a few steps toward it and begins to slowly climb up it. Dorito manages his way to his hands and knees, and crawls toward the hanging mesh fence that Helmsley is climbing. Dorito grabs it and pulls himself to his feet and climbs after Helmsley.

Vinnie: It looks like they're going to go back to the top of the cell again.

Tommy: I can't believe they can even stand.

Helmsley reaches the top, and tries pulling himself onto the roof when Dorito grabs his ankle. Dorito pulls and pulls and Helmsley can't climb to the top. Matt looks down and starts kicking Dorito in the face with his other foot. Dorito reels and loses his footing and grabs Helmsley's ankle by both hands and hangs on. Helmsley kicks and swings his foot wildly as he begins to slip. Enough jerking from Helmsley finally kicks Dorito off of him. Dorito falls roughly ten feet to the ground, his body splattering on the ring mat with Matt's left boot in hand. Helmsley looks down at Dorito laying on his back, then lets go of the top of the cell and drops an elbow from the ceiling of the hell in a cell down onto Dorito's chest. Both men are laid out as Helmsley clutches his chest.

Tommy: Elbow drop from the ceiling! That's got to be like a twelve foot elbow drop.

Vinnie: And it looks like he may have hurt his elbow on it too.

Spades: This is intense! If this was a ladder match, I'd have to say it's probably the best one ever. And as for hell in a cell, easily the greatest ever. This is probably the match of the year we're watching.

Helmsley slowly climbs to his feet and stumbles into the top left corner of the ring. Helmsley looks at the mesh fence hanging beside him, then looks back at Dorito. Helmsley crotch chops Dorito, then takes a few steps toward him and jumps in the air and hits a kneedrop. Helmsley leans over Dorito's chest and the ref counts, 0...1...2...Helmsley grabs Dorito's arm and raises it into the air. The ref warns him of disqualification and Helmsley says that Dorito kicked out. Helmsley drops Dorito's arm and it slumps to the ground. Helmsley pins Dorito'a hands and shoulders to the mat again for another count, 0..1....2.....Helmsley jerks Dorito's arm up into the air again to break the count. The ref warns him of disqualification and Helmsley spits on him.

Tommy: Helmsley is just toying with the referee. He knows he could've pinned Dorito right there.

Spades: Didn't you see Dorito kickout massively twice? And the ref thinks that Helmsley is helping him out.

The ref looks at the spit and yells at Helmsley, telling him "One more time and you're disqualified". Helmsley fires back "Hell in a cell means no disqualifications". Matt stands up and kicks the ref in the stomach, and the ref collapses in front of Matt. Helmsley grabs the ref's head and sticks it between his legs and hooks both of the refs arms. Helmsley jumps in the air and drills the ref's face into the mat with a Radical Ride to the jeer of the crowd.

Spades: Helmsley just laid out the ref! HAHA! Stupid officials telling the Radical what he can and can't do, when Helmsley can do anything he wants to in this match.

Vinnie: The only way to win is to pin your opponent in the ring. No disqualifications, which means that when the ref wakes up, he can't do a damn thing about Helmsley.

Helmsley gets back to his feet and crotch chops the referee, then turns back to Dorito. Matt grabs Dorito by the shirt and pulls him back to his feet. Helmsley grabs Dorito by the hand and tries whipping him into the top left corner, but Dorito counters and sends Helmsley. Matt hooks his arm on the top rope in the corner and flips over and falls to the mats at ringside. Dorito then looks at the part of the roof hanging, and grabs it and begins to scale up it.

Vinnie: He's going back up! Why in the world would Dorito climb back to the top of the ceiling?

Spades: *Gulp* Balls! Oh no, I said it!

Tommy: The triangle breaker is giving everything in his body for this fight.

Helmsley climbs to his feet at ringside and rolls into the ring. Matt rolls under the hanging part of the roof and climbs to his feet as Dorito climbs onto the rop of the cell. Dorito looks down and tells Helmsley "If you want me, come and get me". Matt begins to climb up as Dorito gets to his feet and walks around the hole to the other side.

Tommy: Dorito has to have a plan. Provoking Matt has to be apart of it.

Spades: He doesn't have a plan, he's not that smart. But those were simply his last words he just uttered.

Vinnie: They're going to have to work around that hole now, otherwise someone's gonna become a big red spot on the mat.

Helmsley reaches the top of the cell and climbs onto it as Dorito tells him to come get some. Matt climbs to his feet and walks around the hole with Dorito looking on.

Tommy: Dorito's not moving away from the hole. What does he have in mind?

Vinnie: Well he could try bodyslamming Helmsley through it.

Helmsley walks around the corner and gets into a fist fight with Dorito. Both men trade blows and Dorito kicks Helmsley in the gut to stall Helmsley. Dorito takes a step awy from the hole to stand in front of Helmsley, and starts unloading some quick right punches to Matt's chin. Helmsley backs up to the edge and his right foot hangs on the edge with Matt's arms flailing in the air. Helmsley fights to keep his balance as Dorito stops to look on as the fans start to make some noise. Dorito decides one more blow won't hurt, so he clotheslines Matt again, but Helmsley ducks. Dorito's body spins around beside Matt and Helmsley hooks his leg around Dorito as their backs face the hole.

Tommy: Russian Legsweep from sixteen feet up through that broken mesh fence!

Helmsley goes for a russian legsweep, but Dorito unhooks his leg and throws Matt's arm away. Dorito spins in front of Helmsley and grabs Helmsley's arm and throws it over his shoulder. Dorito sets up for a suplex, and lifts his feet up but kicks them out to deliver Matt's face on the steel mesh with a Nacho Buster. Both men roll around on the top with some of Matt's blood dripping off his face and dripping from the top of the cell and splattering in the ring.

Tommy: Matt Helmsley is a bloody mess. This isn't catsup or red food coloring, this is the blood from his own body.

Spades: I get kinda sick of all of these disbelievers that think every wrestler is a simple actor. Fake punches here, fake blood over there. But let me tell you, I've never been hit with a fake punch.

Both competitors slowly climb to their feet and Helmsley kicks Dorito in the gut and DDTs him on the cell. Matt gets back to his feet and grabs the ladder and tips it over. Helmsley drags the ladder toward the edge of the cell, and stands it back up a foot from the edge, above the announcers.

Tommy: This doesn't look good.

Spades: He's setting it up I tell you! It's going to happen!

Dorito tiredly climbs back to his feet as Helmsley begins to slowly scale up the ladder.Dorito walks across the top of the cell toward the ladder.

Vinnie: I have a really bad feeling about this.

Spades: That's because we're going to see Matt Helmsley give Dorito a radical ride to hell.

Tommy: You've been saying he was gonna do it on the top of the cell, nothing about it being from a ladder on top of the cell.

Spades: Uhhh, ummm, nevermind.

Dorito gets to the ladder and begins to scale up the opposite side of the ladder.

Vinnie: I just had a scary idea. What if the top of the cell where the ladder is right now was to suddenly give way?

Tommy: The ladder would probably fall standing up, and it would snap upon touching the floor and probably both men would break their legs. It is a twenty-five foot fall.

Helmsley reaches the top of the ladder, and rests a few brief moments as Dorito scales up as well. Helmsley punches away at the top of Dorito's head. Dorito climbs up another rung and starts fighting back with a chop to Helmsley's chest. Matt grabs Dorito by the hair and slams him face first into the top of the ladder a couple of times. Helmsley climbs up another rung and pulls Dorito up as well. Helmsley sticks Dorito's head between his legs, then hooks both arms.

Vinnie: Don't do it!

Spades: JUMP!

Matt suddenly unhooks Dorito's arms and his feet leave the ladder as Dorito goes to backdrop him, but Helmsley quickly slams his fist down against the back of Dorito's neck, driving it into the top of the ladder. Matt's feet land on the ladder rung again and Helmsley hooks Dorito's arms as the ladder starts shaking. Helmsley jumps with Dorito off the top of the ladder on the top of the cell, and they fall 25 feet, and crash through the spanish commentator's table with a Radical Ride To Hell. The fans go nuts chanting "Holy shit! Holy shit!" repeatedly as the rest of the few fans not chanting gasp in horror.

Spades: OHHHHH FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-----...

Some bleeping takes place to cover up Spades for a few seconds.

Vinnie: ....

Tommy: MATT HELMSLEY JUST BROKE DOWN THE TRIANGLE!!!!

Spades: I said it all along. Helmsley was gonna give Dorito a radical ride to hell through the spanish commentators' table. I told ya. I kinda feel sorry for those mexicans though. But now that they can't talk, then maybe they could still be useful and make me a taco.

Tommy: SHUUUUUUUUUTTTTAAAUUUUPP!!!!

The spanish table is completely dismantled and Dorito laying under the pieces with Matt Helmsley as the ladder tips over, and lays on the top of the hell in a cell.

Vinnie: OH........MY........

Spades: Yeah yeah Vin, we know already.

Tommy: I can't believe this. We need help out here once again.

The hell in a cell begins to rise again as EMTs head out through the entrance way and walk toward the ring. Matt Helmsley somehow manages to his feet and stumbles back and falls into Tommy's lap.

Tommy: Matt Helmsley is somehow back on his feet, and on my lap!

Spades: Quiet Tommy, don't let him know you're there. Play dead or become dead.

The cell stops eight feet in the air as paramedics walk around ringside. They walk along the side of the ring and head over to Dorito as Helmsley pushes himself off of Tommy. The paramedics try to help out Dorito but Helmsley fights off the paramedics, knocking them down.

Vinnie: Matt's fighting off these paramedics that are coming to Dorito's aid.

Tommy: Just let them help him Matt! You've made your point!

Helmsley knocks all of the paramedics down, then grabs Dorito by the hand and tries pulling him to his feet, but Dorito falls to the ground. Helmsley picks up Dorito, who's face is a complete mess, and slings him over his shoulder, then charges at the ring post and slams Dorito's spine against it. Helmsley bounces Dorito off of it, then rolls him into the ring. Helmsley walks over to the time keeper's table and pushes him off his seat and grabs the chair and folds it up. Matt turns around and slides the chair into the ring as the ref begins to stir. Matt crawls into the ring and gets to his feet with support from the ropes, and picks up the steel chair. Helmsley walks over to Dorito and sets the steel chair down on the ground by Dorito's head. Helmsley grabs Dorito and pulls him to his feet and sticks his head between his legs and hooks both arms. Dorito's body sinks to the ground and Helmsley looks down. Matt unhooks both of Dorito's arms, then pulls him back to his feet with his head between Matt's legs. Helmsley hooks one of Dorito's arms when he sinks back to the ground.

Tommy: Dorito is in no condition to even stand up.

Spades: That's cause Dorito's in hell!

Helmsley pulls Dorito back into position when Dorito suddenly small packages Matt Helmsley to the count of the referee, 0....1........2....kickout. Helmsley gets back to his feet, as well as Dorito who picks up the steel chair. Matt turns to face Dorito who blasts him in the face with the steel chair. Helmsley just stands there for a few seconds, staring at Dorito who looks at him, then Matt collapses to the ground. Dorito drops the steel chair and stumbles to his knees by Matt's head. Dorito grabs Helmsley's head and slowly tries helping him up as Alicia walks under the raised hell in a cell and begins slapping her hand on the ring apron, cheering on Matt. Dorito and Helmsley both stand up, and Dorito leads Matt over to the corner, and hoists him onto the top turnbuckle. Helmsley's head lays low with his body facing the crowd as Dorito struggles just to climb up the ropes. Dorito stands on the top rope behind Helmsley and helps him stand up, and applies an inverted facelock. Dorito twists and comes off the top rope with a BreakWave. Helmsley falls back, and Dorito falls back with his shoulders on Helmsley's chest. The ref begins to count as Alicia climbs into the ring, 0......1...........2............Alicia kicks the referee in the back of the head to stop the count, and knock him out.

Vinnie: Alicia just screwed Dorito out of the win!

Dorito slowly gets back to his feet and looks at Alicia. She mutters something at him, then tries to slap him but he grabs her hand. She tries the other hand but he grabs that one as well, then lets go and grabs the sides of Alicia's head and forces himself onto her with a passionate kiss to the cheer of the crowd.

Spades: AHHH! Dorito's kissing his sister!

Tommy: Oh my...

Vinnie: Dorito's first kiss! Live on pay-per view!

Dorito and Alicia kiss for roughly ten seconds, then part. Alicia stands there in shock, staring at him, as Dorito just looks back. Dorito backs up, still staring at Alicia.

Vinnie: Did Alicia just find a new love?

Spades: In her brother? That's disgusting.

Dorito bumps into the ropes and he steps through them and exits the ring. Dorito backs up the aisleway, still staring into the ring as Alicia just stands there shocked as Matt Helmsly lays in a pool of his own blood.

Tommy: Dorito just annihilated Matt Helmsley, he kissed his fiancee, and he is leaving this ring?!

The camera takes a look at the two of them staring at each other, then flips backstage.