Vinnie: Can you simply imagine what must be going through that young man's head?

Spades: Not a clue Helmsley, and I'm not sure if I wanna find out. He could be thinking "Kill, Kill, Kill"; or he could be thinking "I hope I don't become a one-legged never-was just like my gimpy older brother".

Dorito reaches ringside, but turns to his right and continues to greet fans as he walks along the side of the ring.

Vinnie: It was just five months ago at our July pay-per view, Pure Insanity, that "Assassin" Chris Freytag drove the "Whole Show" Extremely Sonic into pure insanity, and Sonic begged for the one match where he can do anything to his opponent, and win only by pinfall.

Tommy: The fans were into the match from the very start but things took a turn for the worse when Chris Freytag powerbombed Extremely Sonic off the top of a NCW production truck, and Sonic literally broke his back going through the roof of Sun Starr's little geo metro that was parked beside the truck. Sonic was getting hauled off by EMTs when he fell off the stretcher and wanted to continue. Then Freytag irish whipped Sonic into the street, right into the path of a passing vehicle which ran over Sonic.

Dorito stops in front of the announcer's table and climbs onto it. Dorito throws his arms into the air and breaks the triangle down. Dorito hops off the table and continues walking around the ring, slapping hands with fans.

Spades: When Sonic got hit by that car, that was the moment when NCW changed forever. D-Generation Y was gone and so were all the strippers, until the recent interest in the womens division. And just exactly what is Dorito doing?

Vinnie: Looks to me like he's greeting all of these great NCW fans that decided they'd rather be at an NCW pay-per view than with their families on Christmas Eve.

Spades: Looks to me like he's basically taking the long walk before the last match of his life, cause Helmsley is gonna snap Dorito into two. Then we know what Hemsley will say after the match.

Tommy: And what's that?

Spades: "Not only did I break the triangle down, I paralyzed the Triangle Breaker!"

Vinnie: Uhhh...

Dorito finishes meeting fans and walks up the steel steps. Dorito steps onto the ring apron and walks a few feet and stands on the ring apron nearest the entrance way. Dorito looks out into the crowd and throws his hands up into the air as the camera pans around the arena to pick up a few Dorito signs. The camera flashes a fan holding up a "Triangle Breaker" shirt, a sign that says "I beat the Game by Breaking the Triangle Down", and another sign that says "Dorito broke my triangle down, and I want a new one for Christmas". The camera comes back to ringside where Dorito finally throws down his hand-signal and steps between the top and middle rope and enters the ring. Dorito walks the length of the ring, calling for a mic. The ring announcer gets up out of his seat and walks a few feet and hands Dorito a microphone. Dorito takes it and walks into the center of the ring and holds the mic up to his mouth as the fans sit down in their seats to listen in.

Dorito: Earlier today, I walked around the local mall in Anchorage, Alaska. Various people came up to me and asked me what exactly was going through my head when I decided to fight my former tag team partner, and my former best friend, in a street fight knowing what happened to my brother at Pure Insanity. But there are a few differences between Sonic's mentality going into Pure Insanity, and my mentality going into Christmas Concussion. A week before Pure Insanity, Chris Freytag had Sonic arrested during a triple cage with a ladder on top match against Killah. Sonic took Killah's only singles title in WWCWF history, and Killah returned to the ring after an 18 month break and stole the title from Sonic; the title that Sonic held for over two months, the Intercontinental title. Chris not only pushed Sonic over the line, but jettisoned him to a whole other continent. Sonic snapped and entered what is known as pure insanity. But back to the line that few cross. Matt has brought me to this line.

Dorito looks down at the mat, and makes a line with his foot right in front of him.

Dorito: I'm at the line right now, and if I had Sonic's mentality going into his street fight, I'd be in France. But I, on the other hand have a cooler head on my shoulders and I am leaning over the edge, looking at what lays on the other side of sanity. And I've got only one thing to say.....BREAK THE TRIANGLE DOWN!!!

Fans erupt with cheers as the lights dim down and "Hit the Ground" by Six Gig begins to play as neon green lights flash around the arena. The cheers turn to jeers as Dorito turns to face the entrance way while still in front of the line as the "Radical" Matt Helmsley steps out through the door of the gingerbread house. Helmsley takes a few steps and stops to look around the arena as he takes a drink from the bottle of water in his right hand. Helmsley soaks down his hair a little bit as he looks out around the arena, then looks down and sprays out a fine mist of water into the air. Helmsley begins walking along the aisle way, looking around at the Christmas set-up around the entrance way and seems disgusted as he continues toward the ring.

Vinnie: These fans definitely aren't taking very kindly to Matt Helmsley.

Spades: He should show all of these screaming idiots his Christmas spirit, by giving them all a Radical Ride!

Helmsley stops halfway to the ring and looks at a fan by the guardrail, wearing a DY shirt, holding up a sign that says "Please Run Over Dorito's Triangle". Helmsley walks over and grabs the sign away from him and holds it up for the camera to get a shot of, then he tears it up and throws it into the crowd and continues his way to the ring.

Vinnie: Did you just see that? He just ripped up a sign that one of his own fans brought to the show!

Spades: Who needs fans? What is the point of them? All they want is to be around you at all times just so they don't have to think about their own pathetic little lives.

Tommy: That is too cruel of you King. Especially around Christmas time.

Spades: By the way, where are my presents?

Vinnie: Later King, later.

Helmsley reaches ringside and turns to his left and takes the few steps toward the staircase. The Radical walks up the steel steps and walks out onto the ring apron. Helmsley walks along the ring apron and stops in the middle and looks out at the crowd as he takes another drink from the bottle of water and looks down. He soaks his hair with most of the rest of the water and chucks the bottle out into the crowd. Helmsley looks down at the ground for a few seconds then throws his head back while throwing his arms in the air and sprays a fine mist out into the air while stretching every muscle in his body. Helmsley then takes one final look out at the crowd then steps between the ropes and enters the ring. Matt walks up to Dorito and goes eye to eye, then takes the microphone out of Dorito's hand and holds it up to his mouth. And "A--hole" chant starts up and Helmsley looks out into the crowd with a menacing look on his face.

Helmsley: Will you North American rejects shutta the hell up!

The fans boo even louder and Helmsley looks around the arena, as does Dorito, and he seems to get angrier and angrier while Dorito gets a smirk on his face.

Spades: I don't know about you two guys, but I really wish these rejects would really shut up. I'm getting a headache.

Tommy: Why are the citizens of Alaska rejects? Tell us Spades.

Spades: Don't think I'll have to tell you. Matt brought it up so I bet he'll finish it off.

Helmsley looks back at Dorito and continues to speak.

Helmsley: Yeah, I think you all know why you're rejects. Poor, homeless, rejects.

Fans continue to boo.

Vinnie: What exactly is he even talking about?

Tommy: I have no clue.

Fans settle down once again to listen in.

Helmsley: Population of Alaska; about a half million. How many of them are too poor to buy a house; all of them. This is where all the homeless people in the continental states go. The number of homeless people in America is dropping cause they're all being sent up here to live with the rest of you.

Cups fly in the ring while Helmsley continues to talk.

Helmsley: I know there are thousands of people that realized that family suck, even though all of these people's families are probably back in the states and know you'd just blow whatever money they gave you to help you out on booze. (Fans boo) And I know there are millions of overweight couch potatoes sitting at home drinking beer, drowning themselves in "delicious" brown gravy, and eating Doritos, that have no idea what I'm talking about cause they're complete idiots. (Fans boo once again) You know, Hitman has to be just like one of these idiots; holding a pay-per view in Alaska the night before Christmas in a town full of homeless people. I wonder how much he charged for tickets.

Vinnie: He better make his point soon. I've completely lost him.

Spades: Hold on. It's Matt Helmsley, and you know he's got something good to say.

Helmsley: You people don't live in homes, instead you've incased yourself in a dome made out of ice and snow and call it an igloo. Too bad none of you live in REAL homes. What happens in the summer? Your homes melt away? MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Spades: AHH HAHAHAHA!!

Fans jeer while Helmsley chuckles.

Vinnie: Hehe.

Tommy: Vinnie!

Dorito taps his right hand on Helmsley's shoulder, barely nudging him. Helmsley's smile disappears and gets upset.

Helmsley: Finally grown a pair huh? You better bask in the glory as much as you can. I ran over your dog, burned down your home, and now I'm gonna end your career. And I know Sonic is watching somewhere so here's a message to him; Sonic, better call the hospital and get Dorito's room ready, cause his career is about to be over, just like yours!

Dorito pushes Helmsley and Matt takes a step back.

Helmsley: The games are over, and your days of breaking down the triangle down are over. Cause you are a square, and I'm gonna BREAK THE SQUARE DOWN!!

Helmsley violently shoves Dorito back and Dorito falls onto his butt, over the imaginary line he drew earlier.

Helmsley: There, I've just pushed you over the line. Now prepare to HIT THE GROUND!!!

Helmsley chucks the mic to the outside of the ring as Dorito gets back to his feet and Matt grabs Dorito's wrist as the ref calls for the bell. Helmsley whips Dorito into the ropes nearest the entrance way but holds onto Dorito's arm. Helmsley steps out to try and get more power as he tries whipping Dorito across the ring, but Dorito puts on the tracks when he stops beside Helmsley and levels him with a russian legsweep. Both men quickly get back to thier feet in the center of the ring and Helmsley shoves Dorito back. Dorito decides to fight back and he charges toward Helmsley. Matt attempts a clothesline and Dorito ducks under it and runs into the ropes nearest the announcer's table. Dorito hits the ropes as Helmsley attempts a dropkick, but Dorito holds onto the ropes and Matt crashes onto his back on the mat. Dorito drops an elbow onto Matt, but Helmsley moves out of the way and gets back to his feet. Helmsley tries a legdrop, but Dorito turns his body out of the way. Dorito sweeps his leg out and tries smacking Helmsley in the face, but Matt leans back and Dorito's foot just misses his face. Both men get back to their feet and Dorito grabs Helmsley and flings him with an armdrag. He gets back up and charges Dorito to get another armdrag into the bottom right corner of the ring from the camera's view from the side of the ring, with entrance way to the left and announcer's table to the right. Helmsley charges at Dorito once again and Dorito sticks his arm out for a clothesline, but Helmsley ducks under it and stops. Helmsley turns around and grabs Dorito from behind and wraps his arms around Dorito and hits an Atomic Drop. Dorito stumbles into the ropes holding his butt in pain and he turns around to face Helmsley who grabs Dorito's head and tucks it between his legs and hooks both of his arms. Helmsley looks out into the crowd, looking around the arena, and Dorito suddenly back-drops Matt Helmsley over the top rope. Helmsley crashes on the mats in front of the announcer's table. Matt gets back to his feet and walks toward the steel steps as Dorito rolls to the outside of the ring. Dorito chases Helmsley as Matt walks past the steel steps and walks along the side of the ring. Dorito comes up behind Helmsley and clotheslines him to the ground from behind. Dorito looks at the steel steps and pulls Matt back to his feet near the ringpost on the bottom left side of the ring from the camera's view. Dorito holds onto Matt's hand and directs him toward the steps and tries whipping him, but Helmsley puts on the brakes after going past Dorito and uses his force to whip Dorito. Dorito's body slams into the steps and he goes wide-mouthed as he opens his eyes real wide to show off the pain he's feeling. Helmsley walks over to Dorito and grabs his hair. Helmsley pulls Dorito's head up and slams it down against the top of the steel steps. Dorito clutches at the back of his head in pain as Helmsley grabs him by the hair once again. Helmsley yanks Dorito's head up and slams it down against the top step of the stairs once again. Dorito clutches at the back of his head in pain as he rests his head on the top step. Helmsley walks over to the ring announcer's table and pushes the ring announcer off of his chair. Helmsley grabs the chair and folds it up, then walks back to the steps. Matt raises the chair high above his head and looks down at Dorito who looks right into his eyes. Helmsley slams the chair down, but Dorito moves his head in the nick of time and the chair clanks against the steel steps. Dorito continues sitting by the steps thinking he's saved as Helmsley slowly raises the chair once again.

Tommy: He almost took Dorito's head off!

Vinnie: This is getting out of hand.

Helmsley slams the chair down where Dorito is sitting, but Dorito rolls away and the chair slams against the side of the steps where Dorito was just sitting. Helmsley stands on the other side of the steps as he begins to raise the chair once again as Dorito gets back to his feet. Dorito suddenly takes off toward Matt who holds the chair just shy of his neck. The chair gets straightened out and is covering Helmsley's face as Dorito leaps onto the corner of the steps with his left foot, then springs off and hits a Jumping Calf Kick into the steel chair which smacks Helmsley in the face. Both men drop to the ground, the chair flying away and landing on the ground between both men.

Spades: Ha, igloos, hehe. Say Tommy, did Hitman buy a bunch of cement and get this building built out here in the middle of nowhere so he can drag us up here? But there's one good thing about the cold...puppies get pointy!

Vinnie: This is Christmas time and that's all you can think about? You're dispicable.

Helmsley and Dorito begin getting back to thier feet and they both see the chair. They both go to grab it and they each grab an end. They notice the other tugging on the chair and a tug-o-war over the steel chair breaks out. They try out-powering the other and Helmsley seems to easily take it, but Dorito lets go of the chair, and the turns vertical in Helmsley's hands and it smacks Matt square in the face. Helmsley seems to be dazed as he trembles in the knees with the chair still in front of his face. Dorito winds up and punches the steel chair which smacks Helmsley in the face once again and Matt goes down, but Dorito seems to be hurt as he holds his hand in pain.

Spades: What a doofus Dorito is, he just punched a steel chair with his bare hand!

Dorito reaches down and grabs Helmsley by the hair and pulls him back to his feet, and rolls him into the ring. Helmsley rolls into the center of the ring and rests on the mat, checking his nose for blood, as Dorito throws the side curtain up in front of the announcers and reaches for something underneath the ring.

Tommy: What is he getting?

Spades: Knowing Dorito, probably a balloon hammer or something. Maybe he's gonna throw stuffed animals at Matt.

Dorito gets back to his feet and backs up toward the announcers as he brings a ladder out from under the ring. The crowd explodes with cheers as Dorito stands the ladder up vertically. Dorito turns it horizontal and places the edge on the ring apron on it's side. The ladder barely gets under the bottom rope and Dorito seems to calculate as he looks into the ring with Helmsley's legs spread open toward him. Helmsley holds his head up, looking between his feet, and he begins shaking his head no, but Dorito then shoves the ladder forward, blasting Helmsley square in the groin. Matt clutches his crotch and flops around like a fish as Dorito pulls the ladder out and turns it over and pushes it into the ring. Dorito slides in after the ladder and gets back to his feet while Helmsley turns onto his right side, looking to the outside of the ring at the camera while still holding his groin. Dorito grabs the ladder and points one end of the ladder into the center of the ring with the other end resting on the second rope. Dorito walks over to Helmsley and grabs him by the hair and pulls him back to his feet. Matt continues to hold his groin in pain as Dorito sets up for a suplex in the middle of the ring. Dorito has his back to the ladder and looks back to check on it, then looks back and suplexes Helmsley onto the ladder. Helmsley sits up, holding his back in pain with mouth as open as it can get, then lays back down on the ladder as Dorito points at the bottom right corner of the ring. Dorito walks over to the corner and begins climbing the turnbuckles, looking out at the crowd. Dorito stands on the top rope and looks back at Helmsley, then turns to face the screaming crowd and moonsaults back, but Helmsley rolls off and Dorito lands square on his chest on the ladder. The middle rope acts somewhat like a spring and flips Dorito off of the ladder and over Helmsley. Dorito balls up, clutching at his chest as Helmsley lays beside him holding his back as the crowd chants "Holy Sh--! Holy Sh--!".

Vinnie: Did you see that?!

Tommy: I can't believe it. Dorito may have just caved in his own chest cavity with that moonsault attempt.

Spades: Maybe he's got some internal bleeding. Lets call the match, rush Dorito to the hospital, and announce that his career is over.

Tommy: We very well may have to call for some help right away.

Helmsley looks over at Dorito and seems to somewhat forget about his pain and crawls toward Dorito and throws his arm onto Dorito's chest. The ref checks for shoulders and begins to count, 0....1....2..shoulder-up. The fans go wild as Dorito rolls to the outside still clutching his chest in pain. Helmsley crawls after Dorito and rolls to the outside of the ring. Helmsley stands up and grabs Dorito by the hair and yanks him to his feet. Dorito grabs for leverage, grabbing Helmsley's hand to ease up on the pressure of Matt yanking Dorito onto his feet by his own hair. Matt holds Dorito by the hair and takes a few steps in the direction of the top right corner of the ringside area and Helmsley whips Dorito into the security wall by Dorito's hair. Dorito's back slams against the wall and he looks on at Matt who charges toward him. Dorito bends down and back-body drops the Radical over the security wall. Helmsley crashes onto an open area in the crowd and fans immediately come up to watch the wrestlers up close and security runs over to hold them off as Dorito climbs over the security railing and enters the crowd while the ref trails behind them. Dorito walks up to Helmsley who gets back to his feet and Dorito punches him across the face. Helmsley walks away, walking farther into the crowd as Dorito walks behind him with security holding eager fans back. Helmsley stops in front of a staircase and turns around and slugs Dorito in the gut. Dorito keels over and Helmsley snap suplexes Dorito onto the staircase. Dorito rolls onto his stomach and clutches at his back as Matt grabs him by the hair and pulls him to his feet. Helmsley walks up the staircase, holding Dorito by the hair and pulling him behind him.

Vinnie: They better be careful on those stairs, cause if they fall down that staircase they could easily break their neck.

They reach the top of the stairs and Helmsley tucks Dorito's head between his legs. Helmsley wraps his arms under Dorito and holds him upside down in the air, then drops with a piledriver onto the cold concrete. Dorito's head bounces off the ground and he holds his head in pain as Helmsley grabs Dorito by the hair once again and pulls him back to his feet and leads him toward a door with an exit sign above it. Fans gather around as Helmsley slams Dorito's face against the side of the exitway and Dorito staggers back, but Helmsley continues to hang onto Dorito's hair. Helmsley pulls Dorito behind him, Dorito walking backward holding onto his hair as Helmsley walks through a short hallway and emerges in what looks to be an alley of fast food stands. Dorito spins around to face Helmsley who shoves fans out of the way as Helmsley seems to lead them toward a Dairy Queen stand. Fans scurry out of the way and the counter is clear when Dorito grabs Helmsley from behind and runs toward the stand and bulldogs him onto the counter. Dorito rolls off the counter and enters the stand as Helmsley slumps against the front of the stand. Dorito faces the crowd and puts his head under the Slushy Mist machine and takes a big gulp of kiwi strawberry. The front cashier, a fat woman of about the age of 40 yells at him to stop and slaps him on the chest. Helmsley stands back up and Dorito gets out from under the dispenser and spews the liquid into Helmsley's face. Matt covers his face, trying to wipe everything away as Dorito grabs a cone and begins dispensing some chocolate ice cream into the cone. The cashier seems upset as she slaps Dorito's shoulder repeatedly, but Dorito ignores her as the fans surround the stand, cheering. Dorito finishes the ice cream cone as Helmsley grabs some napkins out of a napkin dispenser and cleans off his face. Dorito turns to face Helmsley and tries throwing the cone into his face, but Helmsley turns his head and the ice cream cone splatters against some 15 year old girl's Mercury t-shirt as she stands beside a few other kids her age. She pulls off the shirt to reveal an orange sports bra and throws the shirt onto Helmsley's head. The two guys and girl with her seem to be going nuts as she begins laughing while Dorito seems to stare at her average sized cleavage. Helmsley pulls the shirt off of the back of his head and punches the slappy cashier in the face, knocking her out. Fellow employees run up to check on her as Helmsley climbs over the counter while Dorito doesn't even bother to notice Helmsley beside him. The girl walks up to the counter in front of Dorito and grabs the bottom of her bra and flashes Dorito. His jaw drops as she puts the bra back over her chest and Helmsley violently shoves Dorito from the side into an orange drink and lemonade juice mixer. Dorito slumps down to the ground as Helmsley grabs the girl and kisses her, then shoves her down to the ground. Her friends check on her as Helmsley looks on, snickering, then Matt turns to look at Dorito. Helmsley grabs Dorito by the hair and pulls him to his feet and pushes him over the counter-top. Dorito crashes onto the ground and the girl crawls up to Dorito and hovers by his head, checking on him. Helmsley crawls over the counter and stands up and looks down at the girl bending over, allowing Dorito to look down her bra, while she checks to see if he is okay. Helmsley drops her with a Breakdown on the ground and she is out cold as Dorito seems to notice it and get a mean snear on his face. Dorito gets back to his feet behind Helmsley as Matt stands over the girl and crotch chops her. Helmsley turns around and Dorito pounces onto him with a Lou Thesz Press and begins wailing away at his face. Dorito gets a few punches in as the girl's friends check on her and a few fans call for help. Helmsley rolls over and lays on top of Dorito and jabs his thumbs into Dorito's throat, choking the life out of him. Dorito gasps for air when he suddenly knees Helmsley in the groin. Helmsley falls off of Dorito and clutches at his groin and Dorito gets back to his feet. Dorito checks on the girl, and leans in to kiss her as if she's Sleeping Beauty, but one of the guys gets angry and shoves him off of her just before he was gonna kiss her. Dorito gets back to his feet and pushes the guy back.

Guy: I'm her boyfriend, and stay away from her you f---ing fag!

Dorito raises his shoulders up and seems to walk away and the guy high-fives his friend. The two guys point and laugh at Dorito, but Dorito turns around and superkicks the boyfriend. He drops to the ground and clutches his jaw in pain as Helmsley crawls away from the scene.

Vinnie: Is it just me or does Dorito seem to totally be in love with the girl that flashed him?

Tommy: Seems like it to me.

A couple fans point at Helmsley getting away as the boyfriend's friend gets up into Dorito's face and pushes him back with his chest, telling him to bring it on. Dorito grabs the kid and spins him around and drops the kid with a BreakWave. The second guy seems to be hurt as his girlfriend kicks him in the groin and flips him the bird, then checks on her friend. A couple fans get Dorito's attention and tell him of Helmsley crawling off and point at him heading toward the pizza district. Helmsley is back on his feet and leans against the counter of a Little Caesar's Pizza parlor as Dorito runs down the hallway toward him. Dorito runs up to Helmsley as a front cashier for the pizza parlor walks up to the people beside Matt with a pizza box in hand. Dorito tries clotheslining Helmsley, but Matt back-body drops Dorito onto the employee, crushing the box in the process. Helmsley rolls over the counter and enters the stand and grabs a single slice box of pizza from an employee about to hand it to a customer, and he pulls open the top and grabs the slice. Helmsley takes a big bite out of it and seems to get disgusted and he slings the slice into the crowd while spitting the piece out at Dorito. Helmsley walks toward the back of the store and stops by a stack of empty pizza boxes waiting to be filled as Dorito gets up and goes after Matt. Helmsley grabs one and turns around to see Dorito in front of him and Matt cracks a cardboard pizza box over Dorito's head. The box bounces off his head as Dorito grabs a box himself and smashes Helmsley over the top of the head with little effect. Helmsley raises his box over his head and Dorito jabs Matt in the groin with the corner of the box. Matt drops his box as does Dorito, and Dorito sets up for a suplex, but Matt quickly realizes what's about to happen and shoves Dorito back into the stack of boxes. The stack topples over and Dorito gets buried underneath a pile of cardboard. Helmsley turns to face the front of the store and raises his hands into the air to the boos of the fans in front of the stand as boxes seem to fall away from the pile and Dorito emerges from the pile unscathed with a metal pizza pan in hand. Helmsley turns around and Dorito clocks him between the eyes with the pan. Helmsley leans back, still standing, and Dorito winds up and clocks Helmsley square in the face a second time. Helmsley topples over and Dorito drops the pan and steps on boxes, crushing them, and he walks past Helmsley. Dorito lays the boots to Helmsley's upper back as the referee for the match pushes his way through the fans. Dorito sees the ref and ignores him as he grabs Matt by the hair and pulls him to his feet. Dorito runs to the front and tosses Matt over the counter. Helmsley breaks his fall, landing on a few fans as Dorito begins to crawl over the counter. Matt gets back to his feet and walks away from Dorito, walking along the food court. Dorito walks after him, fans following behind Dorito, cheering him on.

Vinnie: This has been a complete war thus far!

Tommy: Neither man holding anything back, and it's been completely back and forth the whole time.

Spades: Dorito has got to be the most obsessed wrestler, under NCW contract, obsessing about women.

Tommy: I thought you were King.

Spades: I'm retired. And I wouldn't obsess over some girl flashing me during a match.

Vinnie: Sure you would.

Spades: Well, maybe.

Dorito catches up with Helmsley as they pass by a chain of Mexican restaurants. Dorito grabs Matt by the back of the head, but Helmsley responds by belting Dorito in the chest. Dorito keels over, letting go of Helmsley, and Matt grabs Dorito by the top of his shirt with his left hand and top of his tights with his right hand and turns left toward a Taco Bell stand. Helmsley rushes toward the stand with Dorito and heaves him over the counter and Dorito cross-body's the cashier.

Helmsley: There, now you're with your own kind!

Matt crawls over the counter as Dorito gets back to his feet. Helmsley grabs Dorito and leads him toward the back where a few guys are making tacos. Matt whips Dorito toward the back, but Dorito counters and whips Helmsley into the front door of a refrigerator. Helmsley collapses to the floor as Dorito sees a mop and bucket and takes a few steps to the corner and grabs it. Dorito pulls the mop out of the bucket and sticks the mop part of it into Helmsley's face as he lays on the floor. Helmsley tries fighting it off, but Dorito continues with the cleaning action. Dorito finally turns the mop horizontal and holds both ends of the handle with his hands and he cracks the mop into two pieces over Helmsley's skull. Dorito throws the pieces onto the ground and walks toward the bucket and slowly wheels it back to Helmsley, with his face down looking at the dirty water in the bucket. Helmsley regains consciousness and gets to his feet and grabs Dorito by the back of the head and forces his face down into the mop water in the bucket. Helmsley holds him down for about five seconds, then pulls him back up to see Dorito gasping for air, then pushes his head back down into the mop water. Bubbles come up from the water and Helmsley holds Dorito down for ten seconds this time, then pulls Dorito's head out of the water to see him breathing for life. Helmsley pulls Dorito back to his feet, using Dorito's dirty, soapy hair and grabs the handle to the refrigerator. Helmsley pulls it open and a fog seems to emerge from it which makes Matt shiver. Helmsley looks inside the refrigerator to reveal that it isn't a refrigerator, but a freezer instead. Helmsley then shoves Dorito into the freezer and closes the door and locks it. Dorito begins banging on the door as Matt grabs a freshly wrapped burrito and stands in front of the freezer, eating it.

Vinnie: Dorito's hair is soaking wet and he's in a freezer!

Spades: He's gonna have popsicles for hair!

Helmsley: You know Dorito, Jeff Kern was the first to call you this piece of shit Mexican food. And you know what? He was damn right! You hear my you little enchilada?! Right now is my time, NOT YOURS!!!

Helmsley drops the burrito on the ground and grabs the door handle to the freezer and pulls the door open. Dorito jumps out of the freezer and hits Helmsley over the head with a box of taco shells. The box bounces off of Helmsley's head and falls onto the ground, and Matt just belts Dorito in the mouth. Dorito drops to the ground on his back but gets back to his feet, only to get knocked back down again. Dorito gets back up and Helmsley grabs him and throws him onto the stove top where a couple cooks are making tacos. Dorito flops around like a fish out of water and jumps off the stove. Dorito stands up, seemingly unhurt, but just a little heated, and Helmsley clotheslines him down to the ground. Helmsley dips his hand into a bucket of cheese and chucks a handful of shreaded cheese at Dorito. Dorito crawls toward the front of the stand, and Helmsley pushes a cook down to the ground and walks after Dorito. Dorito gets to the front of the stand and turns around and kicks Helmsley in the gut as Matt went to reach for Dorito's head. Dorito grabs Helmsley and DDTs him on the ground. Dorito gets back to his feet and falls back against the counter and rolls onto the counter-top and stands in front of the store. Helmsley gets back to his feet and takes a few steps to the front of the store and gets into Dorito's face. Dorito chops Helmsley across the throat and Matt gags for air as Dorito throws Matt's arm over his shoulder and suplexes him out of the stand and onto the ground. Dorito quickly covers Matt, holding his shoulders down, as the ref makes the count, 0....1....2...kickout. Helmsley crawls away and gets back to his feet and Dorito chases after him. Helmsley walks through another exitway and walks down a staircase as Dorito follows him. Dorito sees Matt going down the steps and is 3/4 of the way down when Dorito decides to play catch-up and he jumps from the top of the stairs toward Matt. Dorito throws his left arm out and he grabs the back of Matt's head as he passes him by in the air and bulldogs him to the ground. Dorito lands square on his butt on a cement ground and he holds his butt in pain as Helmsley holds his head in pain.

Spades: Did you see what that idiot did Vinnie?

Vinnie: Yeah, he just jumped a 20 foot high staircase and gave Matt Helmsley in the process.

Spades: Yeah, what kind of idiot is willing enough to even attempt that?

Tommy: It certainly took it's toll on Dorito, but I guess it could be called a high-risk regular move. I've never seen anything like that before in my life.

Helmsley begins to stir and gets back to his feet and tries pulling open the door without an exit sign above it, but it's locked. Helmsley bangs on the door and a security guard opens the door from the other side and Helmsley pushes the guard away and walks through the door and Dorito begins crawling toward the open door and pushes himself back to his feet as the camera man runs down the staircase and steps through the door. Helmsley is stomping away at Dorito, then grabs Dorito by the hair and pulls him to his feet and drags him behind him. Helmsley leads Dorito through a hallway and passes a door marked "Temptation", and then another door marked "Japanese Fire Demons" on the other side of the hall.

Spades: They're in the locker room area!

Helmsley slings Dorito against the concrete wall and Dorito staggers back toward Matt and Helmsley grabs him by the hair once again. Helmsley walks toward the next locker room door and slams Dorito against it. The door breaks open and inside are the members of the Faculty, celebrating the tag team title victory and Taylor's unification of the Television title and the Intercontinental title. Dorito falls to the ground and everyone stomps and kicks away at Dorito in the Faculty's locker room.

Vinnie: Tommy, Helmsley has led Dorito right into a trap! This is a gang bang!

Spades: I wouldn't say that if I were you.

Tommy: Yeah Vin, might want to re-word that.

Vinnie: What do you mean?

Spades: Nevermind.

Cheer grabs the pitcher of milk they used to fill their cups up with milk to celebrate the title victory while everyone else continues to kick and stomp away at Dorito. The Faculty grabs Dorito and pulls him to his feet and hold him for Cheer who backs up with the glass pitcher of milk when Devistation Inc, Keizer, DarkWynd, Prince, and Jeff Kern barge into the locker room. Cheer sets the pitcher down as all hell breaks loose. Everyone is fighting, punching and kicking each other, and slamming people into the lockers or into walls. Devistation Inc fight with Cheer and Executioner while Prince and Kern double team Strider McGavan while DarkWynd attacks Taylor and Keizer fights with Helmsley. Viper and Hellfire get into the room and they join in the brawl as the Havoc Shadows pass by the door and peek in and begin laughing as they continue down the hallway.

Vinnie: All hell is breaking loose backstage! We need officials to break this up, thousands of them.

Spades: And we need people to arrest DarkWynd, Jeff Kern, and Prince for jumping on Taylor Bridges and Strider McGavan before thier matches later tonight.

Dorito crawls out through the door as tons of officials storm the locker room to break things up. Everyone wants a piece of the other and officials try breaking them up but to no prevail as Sage Winters enters the room and attacks Keizer from behind. Helmsley gets free from Keizer and he sees Dorito's feet as he exits the room and Matt goes after Dorito. Helmsley exits the room as even more officials enter the room. The camera man follows Matt out and they continue walking down the hallway where Dorito is on his feet and he turns left. Helmsley and the camera man come up to where Dorito turned and walk down another hallway and come up to two doors with "Garage Area" marked on it, and one of the doors is closing. Helmsley pushes the door open and gets clocked over the head, from his right, by a stop sign. Helmsley drops to his knees as Dorito comes out from the side of the door and drops the stop sign on the ground and stands in front of Matt. Dorito grabs Matt by the top of his hair and punches him across the face a few times. Dorito pulls Helmsley to his feet and they walk around in the garage area and turn to the right and Dorito whips Helmsley into a stack of box crates. The stack of crates topples over and Dorito walks up to Matt and stomps away at his chest a few times. Dorito grabs a box crate and drops it.

Dorito: AHHH! Sliver! Dammit!

Dorito shakes his left hand as he grabs Helmsley's left arm with his right hand and pulls him to his feet. Dorito walks with Helmsley for about five feet and slams Matt's head against a large metal luggage box with wheels under it leaning against the cement wall. Helmsley slumps against the box, knees on the ground, while Dorito pulls Matt's head back up and slams it down against it again. He then grabs Matt by the hair and pulls him back to his feet and they walk past a few more rolling boxes and come up to a pair of vending machines in the corner about ten feet from a big gray pick-up truck parked in front of a garage door. Dorito runs with Helmsley toward a Coke machine and he throws Matt's head into the soda pop machine. Helmsley staggers back and Dorito walks up to him and grabs his wrist and looks at a snack food machine.

Dorito: You want a snack first Matt? Here you go!

Dorito whips Helmsley toward a snack food vending machine with glass front, except Helmsley counters after going past Dorito and uses his force to whip Dorito into it. Dorito's force and weight is enough for the machine as the glass front shatters and Dorito somewhat falls into it. Helmsley staggers back, then walks to the machine where Dorito drops to his knees and falls onto the ground in front of the machine with glass everywhere. Helmsley reaches into the machine and grabs a bag of Nacho Cheesier Doritos and pulls it open and pulls out a chip. Helmsley bites into it and spits it out onto Dorito.

Helmsley: Yuck; stale, old, disgusting Doritos. Here, have some you little chip.

Helmsley turns the bag upside down and dumps it out, chips dropping onto Dorito. Matt walks to the side of the machine and grabs it from the top in the back, and he pushes with all his strength and the machine begins to lean over. Helmsley shoves the machine and it tips over onto Dorito, but Dorito rolls out of the way and the machine slams against the ground.

Vinnie: That would've killed him!

Spades: Or at least pinned him down for a three count.

Matt walks over to Dorito, who is getting back to his feet, and Helmsley grabs him and gives him a Game Over onto the back of the tipped over vending machine. Dorito flips back, out cold and laying about five feet from the truck. Helmsley gets back to his feet and grabs Matt by the hair and pulls him to his feet. Helmsley whips Dorito toward a pick-up truck parked in front of a garage door, and he throws him onto the hood of the car. Helmsley climbs onto the hood and stands above Dorito, and drops an elbow onto his heart. Helmsley rolls off the car and looks at the battered Dorito, and walks along the side of the truck toward the garage door. Helmsley takes one look back from the back of the truck, then turns and continues walking toward the garage door. The camera gets a close up shot of Dorito blinking his eyes and slowly climbing off the front of the truck. Dorito walks along the side of the truck and Helmsley is gone. The official walks along with Dorito as they head toward the garage door.

Dorito: Where is he? Where did he go?

Referee: I think he went outside.

Vinnie: I didn't see which way Helmsley went. Where did he go?

They walk out a door near the garage door and enters the parking lot outside of the arena and they walk around looking for him.

Dorito: Come on Matt, show yourself you son of a beech! Where is he?

Ref: Come on Dorito, do you want to give up?

Dorito: Hell no I don't want to give up. Let's split up and search for him. You go over there and look by those trucks while I'll go this way. If you see him, call me.

Dorito points to the left for the ref and points to the right for himself and the two split up. Dorito walks around for a little while and somewhat comes out of the parking lot as he enters an incline leading into the garage area behind the arena and Dorito walks along the three foot high concrete wall separating the parking lot and the garage. A car honks and Dorito turns around to see a white Mercury Sable car coming toward the garage area, but the car turns toward him. Dorito looks on at the car and his entire life seems to flash before his eyes as the passenger side of the car screeches against the wall, leaving a trail of sparks, as it comes right at him. Dorito jumps over the cement barrier just as the car goes by. The car stops and Dorito gets back to his feet and climbs over the barricade.

Dorito: What the hell was that?

The driver emerges from the car and Matt Helmsley was the person driving it as he pounces onto Dorito, knocking him down to the ground, and Matt begins laying in punches to Dorito's face.

Vinnie: My god, Matt Helmsley just damn near hit Dorito with a car!

Helmsley climbs off of Dorito, and grabs him by the hair, and they both get back up together. Helmsley throws Dorito onto the trunk of the car and Matt climbs onto the back, beside Dorito. Matt grabs Dorito by both sides of his head and lays Dorito's upper back and head against the back windshield. Helmsley pulls Dorito's head toward him, then slams it back against the window. Dorito holds the back of his head in pain as Helmsley grabs Dorito's head and turns it, and slams the right side of Dorito's head into the back window, then slams the front of Dorito's head immediately onto the trunk of the car. Helmsley climbs off of the car as Dorito holds his head in pain. Matt grabs Dorito and pulls him off of the car and Dorito walks off, heading back toward the parking lot along the barricade while holding his head in pain. Helmsley puts his hands on his hips, then walks over to the driverside door of the car and pulls it open and climbs in. Helmsley slams it into reverse and the brakes squeal then the car jets backward, screaching along the barrier. Dorito looks back as he walks past the end of the barrier and sees the car coming toward him. He takes off running and runs toward a white stretch limo. Helmsley backs the car out of the entrance to the garage and spins around to face Dorito, and floors it toward him. Dorito climbs onto the hood of the limo and climbs onto the top of the limo and Helmsley slams on the brakes of his car. Helmsley parks his car in front of the limo and climbs out, and climbs onto the hood of the limo. Dorito looks back at Helmsley to see him climb onto the roof of the limo as Dorito stands near the middle of the length of the limo. Helmsley runs on the roof top toward Dorito, and Dorito attempts a dropkick, but Helmsley stops himself and jumps back while Dorito crashes down on the roof. Dorito climbs back to his feet with his back toward Helmsley as the Radical grabs Dorito from behind, securing a Full Nelson, and Helmsley takes Dorito down with a Radical Plunge. Dorito rolls off the top of the limo and falls to the ground while Helmsley stands up and looks over the edge, looking down at Dorito stirring. Helmsley sits down on the roof of the car and climbs off the limo to stand behind Dorito as he gets to his hands and knees. Helmsley just stands there, waiting for Dorito to get to his feet. Dorito begins crawling away from Helmsley, not even knowing he's behind him, but Helmsley doesn't budge. Dorito gets to the end of the limo and he uses the back bumper to his leverage and gets back to his feet. Dorito still has his back to Matt and walks toward a gigantic pile of shoveled snow in the parking lot and Helmsley begins to follow Dorito. Dorito comes up to the 15 foot high snow pile and reaches down to grab some of the snow as Matt suddenly takes off running toward Dorito. Dorito turns around with snow in his hand as Helmsley drops Dorito with a high knee. Dorito lays on the pile of snow as Helmsley lands by Dorito's head, but then loses his footing and falls into the snow. Helmsley gets back to his feet and grabs some snow in his hand and balls it up. Helmsley looks at Dorito, waiting to see Dorito look him in the eyes, as Dorito's right arm comes up and a snowball gets flung toward Helmsley. It just flies past Helmsley's head as Dorito gets to his hands and knees on the mountain of snow and Matt chucks the snowball. Dorito rolls out of the way and disappears to the other side of the pile of snow. Helmsley grabs another snowball and begins climbing to the top of the pile of snow. Little does Matt know that Dorito is doing the exact same thing on the other side. They meet at the top and Helmsley chucks his snowball at Dorito, and it hits him in the chest as Dorito slams his snowball into Helmsley's left eye and Matt screams out in pain.

Helmsley: There was ice in that snowball!

Helmsley staggers on the top of the pile of snow and Dorito seizes his opportunity and he scoops up Helmsley, and bodyslams him off the pile of snow. Helmsley rolls down to the ground as Dorito stands on the top of the snow. Dorito throws his hands up and breaks the triangle down.

Dorito: I'm the King of the Hill!

Dorito looks down at Helmsley laying on his back at the base of the snow hill. Dorito jumps off and connects with a Triangle Splash from nearly 15 feet in the air. Dorito bounces off of Helmsley and lays beside him, clutching his chest in pain, as Helmsley sits up then falls back, seemingly out, as the referee comes back into the scene.

Vinnie: Did you see that?

Tommy: Simply unbelievable. Dorito fell from like thirty feet in the air and basically fell onto Helmsley, then bounced off. That must've taken enough out of Helmsley for Dorito to get an easy three count.

Spades: Helmsley is not out of this match, he never has been and he certainly isn't now. And that probably hurt Dorito more than it did Matt anyway.

Vinnie: Can't deny the effort that both competitors are putting into this match, and this very well may be a classic and we want to thank all of those people out there who are ordering the pay-per view and letting the kids stay up to watch NCW rather than putting them to bed early so they can sleep while Santa Claus visits them.

Dorito shakes off his pain and he slowly crawls toward Matt. Dorito throws his arm across Matt's chest and the ref drops to make the count, 0........1......2....kickout. Both men slowly get back to their feet and Helmsley walks toward an NCW production truck on the opposite side of the pile of snow from the limo and Dorito follows behind him.

Vinnie: How much do either of these two men have left?

Helmsley crawls onto the hood of the semi-truck and climbs onto the roof of it as Dorito climbs onto the truck following him. Helmsley crawls onto the top of the production truck and walks toward the center of it as Dorito stands on the vehicle part of the semi and his face goes blank and he seems to be frozen in terror as the camera man crawls onto the production truck as well.

Spades: What is with Dorito?

Vinnie: Don't you get it King? Sonic crawled onto a production truck just like that one five months ago, and look at what happened to him.

Dorito gets shaky in the knees as he continues to stare at the ground and slowly begins to climb off the truck as Helmsley walks toward him. Dorito gets to his hands and knees on the hood of the semi as Helmsley slides off the windshield and grabs Dorito by the hair. Helmsley pulls Dorito to his feet and tucks his head between his legs, and Helmsley falls back onto the windsheild, driving Dorito's head into it with a pulling piledriver. Dorito's head bounces off the windshield, which gets a little crack in it. Helmsley gets back to his feet and helps Dorito to his feet, and Matt pulls him onto the top of the production truck as Dorito begins to bleed from the forehead. Helmsley drags Dorito's limp body into the center of the truck, and then drops him. Dorito lays on the top, seemingly out of it as Helmsley looks over the edge of the truck down below to see nothing but concrete. Helmsley grabs Dorito and pulls him to his feet and Dorito seems to wake up as Helmsley holds him on the edge of the truck looking down. Dorito grabs Helmsley from the side and suplexes him back on the roof of the truck. Both men get to their feet, and Helmsley shoves Dorito back. Dorito falls down and gets back to his feet as Helsmley walks toward him. Dorito backs up, telling Helmsley to calm down as Dorito comes to the edge of the back of the truck. Dorito looks back, then looks at Helmsley and Dorito steps forward to try and slug Helmsley, but Matt blocks Dorito's arm and throws Dorito's arm over his shoulder and jumps off the back of the production truck with a Degenerate Driver.

Vinnie: OH MY GAAAAAWD!!!!!

Tommy: They could be dead! We need an ambulance now!

The camera man comes up to the edge to reveal Dorito and Helmsley landing not on the ground, but in an open-top semi truck full of toys for tots. The truck begins to take off as Dorito and Helmsley go along for the ride.

Tommy: Appears they fell into a truck full of toys for tots. Fans were urged to donate toys when they entered the building so they could go to children less fortunate tonight. But we need that truck to get stopped so we can continue this match.

The truck pulls up to a stop sign about 200 feet from the production truck as a camera man on the ground runs toward it. Dorito and Helmsley climb out from the top of the truck and begin climbing down. The truck begins moving as Helmsley gets off the truck with Dorito still on. Dorito jumps off and he tumbles on the street and Matt walks over to Dorito. Helmsley stops a few feet from Dorito in the middle of the street and Helmsley bends down to grab at something. The camera man catches up as Helmsley pulls a manhole cover off of the street. Helmsley heaves the heavy lid over his head and comes up to Dorito who lays on his back. Helmsley slams the manhole cover down onto Dorito's head vertically, but Dorito rolls out of the way in the nick of time. Helmsley uses as much strength as he can as he tries pulling the cover up above his head once again while Dorito climbs back to his feet. Helmsley gets the cover up to the level of his head when Dorito shoves the cover toward Helmsley, but Matt seems to let the cover fly over him and out of his hands as he ducks his head under. The lid clanks off the ground as Dorito kicks Helmsley in the groin, and Matt leans forward. Dorito grabs Matt's head and drops him with a DDT, spiking his head on the ground in the middle of the street. Cars wait for the action to pass as they sit parked on both sides of the street. Both men lay on the ground, resting on thier backs, primarily Dorito who has his head tilted back to look at Helmsley.

Vinnie: This has become a real street fight!

Spades: Sonic's career was almost ended when he was hit by a car in the street, how long until one of the cars in the street take off and hit Dorito?!

Helmsley begins to stir and he rolls over onto his stomach and Dorito begins to slowly climb to his feet. Both men stand up and they walk toward the curb, heading in the direction of the arena, and Dorito leads them out. Helmsley chases after Dorito and they get off the streets and the cars begin to go again. Dorito is about ten feet away from the street when Matt grabs him from behind and whips Dorito into the street. Dorito smacks against the side of a car which zooms by and he falls down to the ground, legs on the curb while his back is in the street as a blue luxury sedan car comes near him. Dorito sits up, his life flashing before his eyes, as the front bumper of the car is only a few feet away from hitting Dorito in the face and the tires breaking his body into two pieces. The camera man decides to look up and a car horn goes off. The camera gets a shot at the moon for a few seconds before coming back to see the front bumper just an inch from his mouth, the car stopping in the very nick of time. Helmsley walks to Dorito in the street, and he kicks him in the back of the head. Dorito's mouth smacks against the front of the car and his head flops back. Dorito begins to bleed from the mouth as Helmsley pulls Dorito to his feet and slams the top of his body against the hood of the car. Dorito spits something small and white out of his mouth and he rests on the car while Helmsley climbs onto the hood. Helmsley pulls Dorito up and sticks his head between his legs and hooks both of his arms when the driver of the car gets out to scream at Helmsley. Matt takes his attention away from Dorito as he turns his head back. The guy in a suit and tie yells at Helmsley and Matt lets go of Dorito's left arm and Helmsley kicks the guy back onto his butt. The distraction is enough as Dorito counters the Radical Ride attempt and he back-body drops Helmsley off the hood of the car and onto the street. Helmsley winces in pain, sitting up and clutching at his back, then falling down as Helsmley lays lays on the ground off of the street. The guy gets back to his feet and he yells at Dorito, and Dorito ignores the guy who wants insurance papers, and he hops off the car and stands by Helmsley's head. Dorito gives Helmsley a legdrop, then gets back to his feet. Dorito grabs Helsmley's hair and pulls him to his feet and Dorito leads the way toward the arena.

Spades: What does Dorito think he's doing? He just back dropped Helmsley from like five feet in the air off that car!

Vinnie: It seems Dorito is back in control, and boy he must be getting a rush knowing that the car didn't hit him.

Dorito and Helmsley walk through the parking lot, and they pass the limo from earlier, and a bunch of fans that have ran outside the arena to scream encouragement and cheer Dorito on as they make their way toward the garage area. Security holds the rabid fans back as they near the garage area. They come up to the barrier from earlier and Dorito holds Helmsley's forehead down against the top of the foot-thick barrier and he walks with him, scraping Helmsley's forehead on the concrete.

Spades: Do you see this Vinnie? He's trying to wipe off Helmsley's natural good looks!

Dorito scrapes Helmsley's head the approximate 150 foot length of the barrier as they come up to the garage area with the garage doors open. Dorito pulls Matt's head off the barrier and they walk through the garage area, and Helmsley wears a crimson mask as he left a streak of his blood from the top of his forehead about 3/4 of the way back. Dorito continues to lead the way as they walk around in the garage area, heading toward a door about fifty feet away.

Vinnie: Now where are they going?

Tommy: No idea, but this is NCW at it's best.

Spades: Where does Dorito think he's going, and where is he getting all of this stamina?

Vinnie: He did have practically a month to train for this, what else would you do if you had a concussion? You'd get a lot more time to train.

Tommy: Vin's right.

Dorito comes up to some doors and throws Helmsley at them. Matt's body pushes the door wide open and Matt tumbles to the ground in the hallway. Dorito walks through the open door as Helmsley gets onto his hands and knees and begins crawling. Dorito follows behind him and grabs Matt by the back of his hair and helps him to his feet. Dorito leads Helmsley through the hall, and Dorito slings Matt into the left wall. Helmsley bounces off and Dorito grabs him and throws him off the opposite side of the hall. Helmsley staggers back after hitting the wall and Dorito grabs Matt from behind and hits a Release German Suplex on the floor. Helmsley hits the ground on his back and flips back, and comes to a stop on his chest. Dorito gets back to his feet and kicks Helmsley in the back of the neck. Dorito walks to Helmsley's feet and grabs Helmsley's left foot and lifts his whole leg into the air, and slams Helmsley's knee against the ground. Matt screams in pain and immediately pulls his left leg up against his chest, clutching at his knee in pain. Dorito reaches down and grabs Matt by the hair and pulls him to his feet. Dorito leads a limping Helmsley down the hall some more and they come to more swinging doors, the right door marked "Pit". Dorito slams Helmsley against the left door, and Matt stumbles back, the door not even budging. Dorito pushes the handle, trying to push the door open but it doesn't budge. Dorito pushes on the right door and it swings open. Dorito grabs Helmsley's arm and pulls him to his feet, and they walk through the door and come into an area full of computer equipment, a couple vending machines, and a few NCW crew workers operating the computer equipment.

Spades: Where the hell are they?

Vinnie: That's the pit, they're just behind the entrance way.

Dorito leads Helmsley through the room and leads him up a small flight of stairs when Helmsley wakes up and he grabs Dorito from behind and suplexes him off the staircase and down onto a bunch of thick wires. Dorito flips onto his stomach and clutches his back in pain as Helmsley rests after also taking a shot to the back.

Tommy: These guys have gone everywhere. They've fought in the ring, in the crowd, in locker room area, in hallways, in garage, in the parking lot, in a pile of snow, on automobiles, in the street; everywhere!

Spades: Not the entrance way.

Vinnie: If they're behind the entrance way, you can probably bet they're gonna come out through that in a short amount of time.

Helmsley uses his arms to sit up and grabs a table to help pull himself to his feet. Helmsley staggers to the staircase and walks up the steps as Dorito pulls himself to sit up. Dorito pushes himself to his feet and chases after Helmsley. Dorito climbs the staircase as Matt tells Dorito to bring it. Dorito stands on the top of the stairs as Matt disappears behind a curtain. Dorito walks after Helmsley, and he throws the curtain back as the camera flips from behind them to a shot in front of the gingerbread house entrance way where Helmsley emerges from the house. Matt staggers toward a nativity scene to the right of the house, if looking from the ring, and he grabs one of the plastic wise men as Dorito exits the house. Helmsley throws the wise man at Dorito, and Dorito throws his arm out and blocks the flying object, knocking it down. Helmsley stands in front of the scene, waiting, as Dorito walks toward him. Dorito gets near Helmsley and he charges, and Matt hiptosses Dorito onto the nativity, knocking it over. Helmsley grabs the baby jesus out of it's little crab and holds it up for all to see, then rips the head off of it and throws both pieces into the crowd. Helmsley grabs Dorito by the hair and pulls him to his feet in the mess. Matt leads Dorito toward the Santa Claus setup with sleigh in reindeer in fake, cotton-like snow with a big bag of presents beside Santa. Helmsley leads Dorito toward the sleigh and tries slamming his head against the side of it, but Dorito gets his foot up, then slams Matt's head against the sleigh. Helmsley staggers back as Dorito climbs onto the sleigh, and stands beside a seated Santa, waiting for Matt to turn around. Helmsley turns around and Dorito jumps onto Matt's shoulders and tries for a hurricanrana, but Matt blocks him and hits a Falling Seated Powerbomb. Dorito holds the back of his head on his back as Helmsley gets up off his butt and stands up. Helmsley takes a couple steps away from Dorito's head, then slowly walks up and jumps in the air and hits a jumping knee drop across Dorito's throat. Dorito flops around as Helmsley gets back to his feet. Matt walks over to the sleigh and climbs onto it and grabs Santa Claus. Helmsley throws the dummy Santa off the sleigh and onto Dorito. Matt then grabs the bag of presents and pulls it open and looks inside. Helmsley pulls a present out of the bag and throws it at Dorito who is climbing back to his feet. Dorito knocks the present away and he walks up to the sleigh as Helmsley continues to pull presents out from Santa's sack and throw them at Dorito. Dorito climbs into the sleigh and low blows Helmsley in the groin. Matt keels over and Dorito climbs onto the front of the sleigh, and grabs Helmsley and pulls him onto the front of the sleigh. Dorito sets up for a suplex, throwing Helmsley's arm over his shoulder, with his back to the reindeer. Dorito jumps back off the sleigh and takes Helmsley with him, hitting a Nacho Buster onto the plastic reindeer. Both men hold their chests in pain after crushing the reindeer which have all toppled over.

Vinnie: Can you believe this?!

Spades: They're destroying the Santa set! What next?

Both men slowly get back to thier feet in the pile of crushed reindeer and their broken off plastic legs and heads. They stagger out of the pile, the blood from Helmsley's face turning his hair from sandy blonde to blood red, along with soaking most of his chest in blood, while Dorito is still spitting up blood, and has a crimson mask on. They walk toward the gingerbread house, and Dorito grabs Matt's hand as they stand about ten feet from the structure. Dorito directs Matt at the entrance way, and he whips Helmsley, and Matt puts on the tracks after going past Dorito, and still holding onto Dorito, Matt slings Dorito with all the force he has left at the gingerbread house. Dorito jumps into the front corner of the house and the two walls collapse upon impact. The other wall topples down and the roof falls onto Dorito, leaving the entrance way as a curtain rather than the house while the fans start up a "Holy sh--! Holy sh--!" chant.

Vinnie: OH MY GAAAAAAWD!

Tommy: They just destroyed the gingerbread house!

Spades: Woohoo!

Helmsley looks on shocked, then walks up to the mess and taps the carnage with his foot. The roof begins to move and Helmsley turns around cussing and very mad as the fans cheer. Helmsley comes back and grabs the roof of the structure and flips it off of Dorito. Helmsley grabs Dorito by the hair and pulls him to his feet and leads him toward the other side of the entrance way area, toward the Christmas trees and snowmen. They walk through the fake snow and Helmsley leads Dorito toward a tree and he throws Dorito onto it. Dorito's body topples the tree over and he takes it out and he rolls off. Helmsley grabs the tipped over tree and throws it into the nearby standing crowd as Dorito crawls toward one of the snowmen. Dorito uses the snowman to help him to his feet and he rips off the head of the snowman and he throws it at Matt. Helmsley ducks and charges at Dorito. Matt grabs Dorito's head and hits a swinging neckbreaker into the headless plastic snowman.

Vinnie: They're taking out christmas trees and snowmen left and right!

Spades: Never thought I'd ever see Dorito pull the head off of a snowman.

Helmsley gets back to his feet while Dorito rests on the ground, clutching the back of his neck and head. Helmsley walks over to another christmas tree and grabs at the lights, and yanks the string of lights off of it, and unravels whatever he can as quick as possible. Matt walks a few feet to Dorito, with string of lights in hand, and he applies a reverse chinlock, and wraps the lights around Dorito's neck. Helmsley pulls back, choking the life out of Dorito.

Tommy: Have you ever seen anyone choke someone else with christmas tree lights?

Spades: Not in a wrestling match, but yes at a few of my past christmas's.

Dorito seems to lose consciousness as his body goes limp and eyes close. Helmsley eases up and lets go of Dorito and pulls the lights out from around his neck. Helmsley gets back to his feet and grabs Dorito and pulls him to his feet. Helmsley grabs one of the over-sized plastic candy canes that are standing up, and holds it like a bat. Dorito stumbles around and turns around and Matt jabs the end of the candy cane into Dorito's chest, and he keels over. Helmsley sticks the candy cane horizonally under Dorito's throat as he sets up for a russian legsweep, and a Game Over for Dorito. Helmsley gets back to his feet while Dorito clutches his throat, choking, and Matt starts slamming the curvy end of the cane against Dorito's back a few times. Helmsley then throws his arms into the air and looks out into the crowd and they jeer him. Dorito begins to crawl away from Helmsley, and he comes up to another candy cane after a few feet. Dorito pulls himself to his feet using it, then yanks it out of the ground and holds it like a sword. Helmsley notices and he looks at Dorito and holds his cane the same way, by the curvy part. They swing at each other, and they connect, and they swing away at each other, blocking the other's attempt as if in a fencing match.

Vinnie: Can you believe this? A sword fight is taking place with the use of candy canes! Now I've seen everything!

Spades: Hehe, yeah right. You still have yet to see any puppies in your life, let alone a kitty.

Vinnie: I know what puppies are, but what's a kitty?

Spades: Ahhh HAHAHAHA!!

Tommy: Just ignore him Vin.

Vinnie: I try to.

Spades: Hope you put down on your Christmas Wish List "Lose Virginity". Mwhahahahaha!!!

Helmsley takes a wild swing at Dorito, and he ducks under the cane and Dorito slams his cane into the back of Matt's thigh. It does little affect to Helmsley as he slams the butt end of his cane into the top of Dorito's head, and Dorito is out like a burned out lightbulb. Helmsley drops the cane and he grabs Dorito's feet and applies a Figure Four Leglock in the fake snow.

Vinnie: Clever tactic on the part of Matt Helmsley, applying a submission hold to weaken Dorito's legs down.

Spades: Of course it's a clever tactic. Helmsley is a master technician, and one of the best wrestlers in NCW today. And not only will he defeat Dorito, but he is gonna win Concussion Crisis later tonight. I'll bet my house and next girlfriend on it.

Tommy: Woah, I'm willing to take that bet.

Vinnie: You are?

Tommy: 59 to 1 odds say Helmsley won't win it. And the same odds apply to everyone else in the same match.

Spades: What are you gonna put on the line Tommy?

Tommy: Hmmm...I'll buy you every single pornographic film Jenna Jameson has done.

Spades: Ehhhh, got all of that. Something else.

Tommy: Lifetime pass to every porno site on the internet.

Spades: Got that.

Tommy: How about some nude pictures of Mercury?

Spades: I'm sold!

Vinnie: Spades is putting his house on the line, and Tommy is gonna put some nude pictures of Mercury on the line. Does this seem pretty even?

Spades: Don't forget, the next girlfriend I get I'll give to Tommy.

Vinnie: Okay.

Helmsley releases the submission hold and gets to his feet, and grabs Dorito and pulls him to his feet. Dorito wakes up and Helmsley walks with him along the aisleway toward the ring. Helmsley leads Dorito toward the security railing and bounces Dorito's head off the guardrail. Dorito staggers away from the Radical, and walks toward the ring, and Matt walks after him.

Vinnie: They're coming back toward the ring!

Dorito rolls into the ring and Helmsley throws the side curtain up and pulls something out from under the ring. Matt grabs two steel chairs and throws the curtain back down. Matt slides into the ring with the two chairs in hand and pushes himself back to his feet as Dorito leans against the ropes on the opposite side of the ring. Helmsley runs across the ring and tries smashing the chairs over Dorito's head, but Dorito ducks out of the way as the camera switches from the view at ringside on the opposite side of the ring from the announcers to the regular side of the ring view. Helmsley has his back to Dorito in the bottom right corner of the ring and Dorito superkicks Helmsley into the turnbuckles. Matt drops the chairs on the mat as he lays his head on the top turnbuckle, looking out into the crowd as Dorito looks at the setup. Dorito jumps onto the middle rope beside Helmsley and hits a TriAngled Bomb onto the inclined ladder. Matt's body bounces off of the ladder and he comes to rest on the mat beside it as the ref catches up and climbs into the ring. Dorito gets back to his feet and walks over to Matt and Dorito pulls his shirt off and throws it into the crowd. Dorito wipes his index and middle finger on his right hand against Matt's forehead and begins writing something on his chest. Dorito first writes a "D", then gets some more blood and makes an "I". Dorito dabs some more of Helmsley's blood onto his fingers and he writes an "E" beside the "D" and "I".

Vinnie: Dorito just wrote DIE on his own chest! He's lost it!

Tommy: The censors aren't going to be happy about this.

Dorito then grabs Helmsley's feet and applies the Degenerated Triangle Crab to the delight of the crowd.

Vinnie: These fans are livid!

Spades: Dorito is an idiot. Doesn't he know he can't win this match via submission?

Tommy: He should be going for a pinfall here.

Dorito keeps the hold on when the "Sonic Extreme" begins to play over the speakers and baby blue lights brighten up the entrance way.

Vinnie: Extremely Sonic is here! What is he doing here?!

Tommy: Where is he?

Spades: He better not screw Matt over.

Fans look on at the entrance way, including the referee and Dorito, and a beautiful blond woman walks out from behind the curtain with a microphone in hand. Wearing a green, leather skirt and red v-cut shirt with push-up bra to show off her boozums, along with a long black trench coat and white cowboy hat; she walks along the aisle way toward the ring as Dorito releases the submission hold.

Vinnie: That isn't Sonic, who is this?

Spades: Who cares, PUPPIES!

Tommy: She's got a microphone, so we can only assume she will have something to say.

Dorito stands beside the referee in the middle of the ring, looking on, as fans don't know what to make of this. The woman reaches ringside and she turns toward the steel steps. She walks up the steps and walks out onto the ring apron. She steps between the bottom and middle rope and holds her hat as she enters the ring. The music cuts out as she takes a few steps toward Dorito and she holds the mic up to her mouth.

Woman: Hello Dorito, I've been searching for you for a long time. And now I have finally found you. Dorito, Timothy Cheer was right when he said you had a sister. Sonic never knew about her since your parents gave her up for adoption when your father got your mother pregnant when she was 17 years old. So they gave her up for adoption, and was adopted by a loving family in New Jersey. And five years later your parents had Sonic and they kept him since they were ready to start a family this time. Now let me introduce you to her, your sister, Alicia, me!

Vinnie: Oh my!

Spades: They do have a sister! I said a month ago that Cheer was never wrong, and he's right again.

Dorito seems to get teary eyed and a tear streams down his face, as does she, and they hug. Tears stream down both of their cheeks, fans delighted and crying as well. The referee begins crying as well when Dorito cracks a smile to reveal his two front teeth missing as Matt Helmsley begins to stir.

Vinnie: This is so emotional. Dorito and Sonic gaining a new member of their family the day before Christmas. You better believe Sonic is questioning his parents right now in Germany about this and finding out the same.

Spades: Am I watching a soap opera or something? There's no crying in wrestling.

Tommy: (Crying) Oh shutup Spades. Don't you see the emotional bond going on? And I've got to believe that Alicia was the female family member that gave Dorito the puppy.

Spades: Oh yeah, that was funny what Helmsley did to Triangle. And I know Dorito's number one wish for Christmas.

Vinnie: Don't say it.

Spades: All he wants for Christmas, is his two front teeth.

Tommy: I guess Dorito lost his teeth when Dorito smashed his mouth into the front of the car. Dorito spat out something white shortly after that incident.

Helmsley gets back to his feet and pushes the ladder out of the ring, and reaches for the two steel chairs, all behind Dorito's back. Alicia and Dorito break their hug and she pulls the mic to her lips once again as Matt stands behind Dorito, both chairs cocked over his head as her mouth opens.

Alicia: By the way Dorito, Merry Christmas.

Alicia drops to her knees and low blows Dorito. Dorito keels over in pain and turns around and Helmsley cracks Dorito in the forehead with the two chairs stacked on each other for a double chair shot. Dorito drops to the mat on his chest unconscious as Helmsley and Alicia stare at each other. Alicia steps up to Helmsley and they embrace with a passionate kiss, and Matt dips her over Dorito. Helmsley pulls her back up and they smile, the first time Matt has done so in the match.

Vinnie: This was a setup! Alicia simply set Dorito up for Matt!

Tommy: That bitch!

Spades: Helmsley is with Dorito and Sonic's sister, how much of an insult is that?

Tommy: Sonic and his parents have to be going nuts at their home.

Alicia and Matt part and he lays the two chairs stacked on each other on the ground beside him. He grabs Dorito's lifeless body and pulls him back to his feet, and tucks his head between his legs as they stand above the steel chairs. Helmsley hooks both of Dorito's arms, then gives Dorito a Radical Ride on the two chairs. Fans go nuts with boos as Helmsley gets back to his feet, leaving his once best friend unconscious on the mat, and blood rushes out from Dorito's head and begins a small pool on the dented chairs. Matt crotch chops Dorito, then Helmsley and Alicia embrace once again, standing over Dorito's unconscious body as "Hit the Ground" by Six Gig begins to play. The crowd goes absolutely nuts with boos, throwing cups into the ring. Helmsley and Alicia break and they walk toward the ropes and Matt pulls the middle rope up and holds the bottom rope down and Alicia steps between the ropes to stand on the ring apron. Helmsley lets go of the ropes and they spring around and Matt steps between the middle and top rope and steps onto the ring apron. Helmsley hops off the apron and turns for Alicia, and he helps her down. They walk along the aisle way, heading toward the entrance way, as the ref checks on Dorito.

Spades: Why didn't Helmsley pin Dorito?

Vinnie: Helmlsey made his point, he didn't need to pin him. He just left him laying in a pool of his own blood.

Tommy: I can't believe what I've just seen. This is probably the best match in NCW history, and it ends like this.