The scene begins in the living room, Molly sitting at the dining table with CJ. Angel is sitting on the loveseat, flipping through channels, while Alicia comes running in screaming. She slams the front door shut behind her, before running out into the open area to find the other three women staring at her.

Molly: Woah! What the fuck is going on?

Alicia: Spider, huge!

CJ: Spider? EWW!

Molly: Where was it at?

Alicia: In the mailbox. It was like black and had furry legs and I swore it was gonna bite and kill me if I reached inside!

She shudders, a cold chill overcoming her as she looks down. She holds her arms up, shaking for a couple of seconds while Angel hangs her head and arm over the back of the couch, looking at Alicia.

CJ: Well I'm not going to go get the mail.

Molly: Well can't we just call the post office and send some mail man over?

Angel: And what? Deliver more mail?

CJ: Wait, he would deliver more mail? Why wouldn't he just do it all at once for each day?

Molly: Duh, so they can keep their job and have more to send you the next day. Makes good business I think.

Alicia: Call the office Mol', send some guy over to get the mail out.

CJ: Alic', they just deliver the mail, they don't undeliver it, duh.

Alicia: Oh. Are you sure?

CJ: I, I think so. I never heard of un-mailmen before.

Angel: I think you might have to just get the mail yourself and hope the spider doesn't grab and bite off a finger.

Alicia: What the hell are we going to do? There could be bills or plane tickets in there or something, so what can we do?

Molly: I think something like this happened when I was a kid.

Alicia: Yeah?

CJ: What'd you do?

Molly: I believe..my dad hired an exterminator?

Alicia: An exterminator?

Molly: Yeah.

Alicia: How much would that cost though?

CJ: Who cares, have Dorito call. He can pay for it.

Molly: Yeah! Lets get Dorito. Fuck the exterminator, we'll just get him to get the spider.

Alicia: And kill it.

Molly: Yeah.

Alicia: Alright.

Alicia walks to the staircase, with Molly and CJ getting out of their seats, and following behind. Alicia flips the lightswitch, the three of them walking up the wooden staircase. Seconds pass before they get to the top and turn to their right, Alicia holding her finger up to her lips, motioning for the other two to stay quiet. She then turns to face the door, a little giggling heard coming from the door.

Alicia: DORITO!!!!

She begins pounding on the door like a mad woman.

Alicia: DORITO!!

Two seconds later the door opens to find Dorito standing there, looking at Alicia.

Alicia: Ohmigod! D, you've got to come outside! There is like this huge spider.

Molly: HUGE!

Alicia: Yeah.

CJ and Molly nod their head.

Dorito: Spider?

Alicia: Yeah, it's huge.

Dorito: So I hear. And where is it?

Alicia: In the mailbox.

Dorito: What's it doing there.

Alicia: I don't know. I was trying to get the mail, but it was in there and staring at me and tried to jump me. I swear it was gonna bite me and take one or two of my fingers off cause it's so...

Dorito: Huge.

Alicia: Right! But can you come out and kill it or something?

Dorito: So you want me to come outside and kill a spider in the mailbox so you can get the mail?

All 3: Uh-huh, yeah.

He looks at them, shaking their heads up and down as he ponders over the thought.

Dorito: Okay, but I have some demands that need to be met first.

Molly & Alicia: Anything.

Dorito: Okay. Number one, I want my own house.

Alicia: Nope.

Dorito: Alright.

He shuts the door in their faces, leaving their jaws hanging as they just look at one another for several moments. They then turn and all three start knocking on the door.

CJ, Alicia, Molly: Dorito! Dorito! Dorito!

They continually pound on the door before it opens once more a few seconds later, this time Christy opens. Their faces seem stunned as they stare at her.

Christy: You girls are such....girls! Now move!

CJ steps back, while Alicia turns. Christy steps out, going between them and starts going down the stairs. They watch her, then look at Dorito who is sitting in his computer chair, looking back at them with a smile on his face.

Alicia: What were you guys doing in here?

Dorito: Nothing.

Alicia: Really?

Dorito: Yep.

Alicia: Uh-huh.

The three women walk into the room, CJ looking around.

Dorito: Ready for monday?

Alicia: Yeee-we're not going.

Dorito: I bet I don't even have to ask why either.

Molly: Exactly.

Dorito: I'm not the one who booked the show in Iowa. But then, it does make you think. Why would Kylie Muller, knowing who and how she is, book a show in Sioux City, Iowa?

Kylie: I don't know?

Dorito: Think about it. Larz goes for Z-Bones Ironman championship. My boy Leonardo goes for the world title. And I face the hot Jason Aries.

Molly: So what does that have to do with anything?

Dorito: It has all the reason. Two title matches, a potential main event down the line between Aries and I, a huge tag team match with the rest of the piss-ants on the roster. In Iowa? Why not Chicago or St. Louis if she was going to run the midwest.

Alicia: I don't know.

Dorito: Think about it. Kylie, big show, Iowa. It doesn't make sense, there has to be something else to it. Though I need you to try and get ahold of any footage that you can of Aries. The guy is quick and seems to keep going, so there's got to be some way of beating him.

Alicia: Okay. I wonder what's in Iowa that's so important.

Molly: I just hope they don't take a look at some guy named Hillbily Buck or something like that.

CJ: Ew.

Footsteps are heard running from up the staircase.

Christy: Got it!

Christy hollers, just before getting to the top of the stairs and walking into the door, one hand holding the mail, her other hand shut.

Alicia: Cool, thank you!

Christy: You're right, it was big.

CJ: You killed it?

Molly: Fuck yeah she killed it!

She snickers while she looks at them, Dorito peering down at the floor.

Christy: You wanna see it?

She holds out her closed fist, palm up. The women just stare, all eyes focused on her hand, holding their breath. After a few moments, she opens her hand and right there is a black furry spider, two inches across, and the women SCREAM as they flail their arms up as they try to run out of the room.

CJ: AHHHHHH!!

Molly and Alicia: AAHHHHHHHHHH!!

CJ: AHHHHH!

The three rush down the stairs, leaving Christy standing there laughing as she tosses the spider to Dorito, who is looking up at her, a smile on his face.

Christy: Fake spider.

Dorito: Nice trick you came up with.

Christy: Yeah, tough part was getting the mailman to put the mail behind the fake web in the mailbox.

Dorito: Hahaha.

They both laugh for several moments, their shrieks still heard as they are downstairs. Christy sits down on Dorito's bed, then falls back.

Christy: I can't wait for Halloween.

Dorito clicks a button on his keyboard, "Wisbrecher" by Wilkommen Im Nichts starts playing over his klipsch promedia surround sound computer speakers. The scene then fades out, with the music and the shrieks of horror from three grown women.